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Let's get this over with...
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It's just as horrible for the other two
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>>33462937
you mean twenty
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police thread, post police
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>>33462873
Why are every pokegirl in the ashime samefaces?
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I got that pumps and a bump and you know you wanna try it
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>>33462835
He like that bang, bang, bang
He like that bomb, bomb, bomb
He like that love, love, love
I'm like that drug, drug, drug
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>>33462912
Pumps and a bump, pumps and a bump
I be that girl with the pumps and a bump
What's the best poke romhack for GBA?
I remember playing Liquid Crystal years ago. That's about it.
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>>33462608
None of them
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>>33462608
pokemon gaia
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>>33462608
mallow a cute
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I want to fuck this old lady.
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Get in line
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>>33462604
me too.
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>>33462519
o-oh gee, what can I say?
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>wake up
>Flygon still has no mega
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING LORD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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reminder
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>>33462240
>The Reddit Laugh
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>Reddit Arrows
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why the fuck is there ep sharing from the beginning ??? i literally trained pokemon i never used to fight with >< literally
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>>33461928
Just turn it off, if that's the problem.
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>>33462298
I hate this kind of response. If they released a pokemon game that let you walk through walls and you could turn it off by going into your bag and disabling it that wouldn't negate the criticisms against walking through walls. Its a bad mechanic that should not be included in the game
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>>33462323
>that wouldn't negate the criticisms against walking through walls
Yes it would. You wouldn't happen to be underage, would you? Because games used to include cheats all the time, back in the day. No-one complained then and no-one complains now because it's still optional content. Adding more ways to play the game is never a bad thing, as long as the 'original' experience is still available. Which it is. So shut up.
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Can Rotom infect other Pokemon? 2017-09-04 02:52:43 Post No.33461916
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Can Rotom infect other Pokemon?
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Like Voltorb and Magnemite.
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>>33461916
Insert Rotom into the backside orifice of any mechanical Pokemon.
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all ghost pokes can
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Can Rotom infect me?
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I'd like a pokémon region based on Italy just to have an interesting storyline about Giovanni's return (i'm obviously supposing that this region is him native region).
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giovanni is just localized as a mafia dude, he + team rocket are meant to be yakuza
there is however that leak that mentions him returning in usum
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>>33461901
Giovanni is a Japanese yakuza though, not really Italian mafia.
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>>33461901
Italy is a country.
Regions are areas in countries.
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How would you feel about fusions in the actual games? If every pokémon could fuse and they would use a script like a 3d version of the new fusion website? One per team?
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>>33461061
Dumb fucking idea
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>>33461061
I would never use the feature and probably wouldn't buy the games at all, or at least not until years later.
I'd stick with being a Pokemon Go normie.
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>>33461061
How would typing, stats, moves, etc. work?
>mfw verlisify was right
Say what you want, but you have to admit, Smogon is fucking retarded with banning shit and calling it "official". And now they're declaring that overcentralization isn't a bad thing. They're fine with a shit metagame because hey, fun is a buzzword. If you don't believe me, check out this thread.
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/swagplay-evaluating-potential-bans-basic-definition-of-uncompetitive-in-op.3500620/
In which Haunter took scrubs getting beat by a completely counterable strategy as pretext for helping out HO, his favorite playstyle. But Smogonbeetle, Smogonsword, Smogonbird and Muhhazards-D don't get banned because using cheap shit gets them free wins and preserves their ladder rank.
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I hate Smogon too but I can't recall them ever claiming to be 'official'
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>>33461094
I think that's something their followers tend to do. I often see posts stating that something has been "officially banned" when they actually just mean Smogon has banned it. Their users tend to throw hissy fits when they're battling some random online who isn't pertaining to their personally selected rules too.
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>>33461018
fuck off verlisify
i dont want to hang out with these fucking nerds
why cant i tell them to suck eggs and leave me alone
also
>beat elite 4
>pokemon are all around 60
>3 year long cutscene with all these shithead caricatures harassing me and making me fight an ugly legendary (i used a ground type and it kept using electric moves)
>finally get to leave house
>want to start levelling pokes for red/blue battle and elite4 rematches
>only place with wilds over lv.40 is poni plains
>not allowed into poni plains unless i beat dexio
>espeon 1shots everyone
cant wait to spend 2 hours grinding against boldores and carbinks
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>wild pokemon STILL have no AI in 2017 and just spam random moves
>have to change into fuck ugly safety gear whenever i want to ride a pokeman
>all of alola's TV channels are nonstop malasada shilling
>stroking your pokemons makes them OP
>there are about 2 different kinds of clothing and 30 palette swaps
>all of which cost about 2million shekels
>if a wild shithead calls for help, i'm not allowed to send out another pokemon
>if a wild shithead calls for help, i'm not allowed to throw pokeballs
>they still haven't replaced confusion with a balanced mechanic
>every alolan form except sandshrew and vulpix (palette swaps) is ugly as fuck
>every single battle theme is mediocre and lacks gravitas
>every 2nd trainer has a starmie because they only made a handful of non-battle poke-models
>no national dex unless i close the app, open another, connect to the internet and sit through 3 loading screens
>earthquake TM locked behind postgame
>aether/skull plot coasts along for the first few islands then is suddenly over before you realise
>lillie is a dumb autistic anime stereotype who needs a backbone bullied into her
god it could have been so fun
how did so much go wrong
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>>33460713
so i ground at vast poni canyon to ~63 all around, then beat dexio with toxic spikes + revive spam
what even is the point in dexio being in the game? granted i don't really get the point of mega evolution or z-moves in general, but shoving him in arbitrarily like that seems like making up for a lack of content (same with the zygarde core collectathon - isn't zygarde an x/y legendary? is it ever explained what they are? i may have glossed over it amidst the pages of lillie stammering)
a lot of characters just kinda show up for one scene, like the b/w elite 4 guy, the trial captains, samson oak to an extent
i just dont understand why they thought the game was fit for release
was it all just so that they could release USUM a year later in an actually finished, potentially even beta-tested state and make twice as much $$$?
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It's time to quit the Pokemon franchise.
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SM were rushed to ensure they were released for Pomemon's 20th anniversary. USUM will probably be the game that SM was supposed to be, although it will still be plagued by the unending cutscenes and shitty characters.
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> Hating Pokémon
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> Like all Pokémon because all are awesome
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>>33460588
>Hating Sun and Moon
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> wanting to impregnate all pokemon
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What went so fucking right, /vp/?
>Johto and Unova were so garbage, GF just wants to forget them
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>>33460491
They're the best games for a reason.
No fucking starter shillmon.
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>>33460491
>The fucking "Mascot" meme
OP, you're one of the most autistic cunt I've had to suffer through on this board.
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>>33460491
>Objectmon
Awful, replace it with reuniclus
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Am I the only who hates the term "Sub-legendary"?
Like comparing a justice deer with the representation of life and reborn, a creature that can live forever, a creature that cares about every living entity regardless of its species, or comparing the protector of an island with the creator of a beginning from the nothing.
Why aren't they just "special Pokémon"? like "mythical" but less special.
Volcarona and the Pseudo-lengendaries would fit perfect in that section!
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Kumo, you're cute.
Will you marry me?
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Sub-legendary = Still being legendaries but in a inferior scale can be important in the plot, you can use them in battle facilities and IRL competition by the standar rules.
Legendary = related to the plot of the game and important part of it. You can't use them in battle facility but can be used in some IRL competition if the rules say it.
Mythical = Special pokemon only obtainable though events (Although you can catch Deoxys in ORAS it still being mythical)
Pseudo-legendarie = a shitty fan term to refer to some pokemon that BST equal to 600
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>>33460440
Pseudo's also have to be part of a three stage line