Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>162921981
nagaposter get out

WHY DO THESE TEAM KEEP GIVING THE SLARK SPAMMER HIS FAVORITE HERO

Nigga with a bbc looking for white bitchboy to enslave

>>162922074
because slark is a shitty pub hero lol
not broken
hes shit
fuck off

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Nice patch, dotards.

>>162922074
Guess who's drafting for OG?

Fuck minimap clicking
fuck shop typing
fuck everything about this game not playing it for another week until everything is fixed

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Whos epg literally

>>162922187
try a month maybe

>>162922214
but then i'll start experiencing withdrawl symptoms

>>162922074
n0lans without his jewish mastermind is literally worthless

wtf is up with the fps on the dotapit stream? is the stream lagging or is it the game?

>>162922276
then enjoy the shitty ui+ a billion bugs and the shit performance

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>OG with no jew magic
>lose to tier 3 whos

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We should move to HoN, dota now is a fucking casual piece of bytes just like league. I mean, you can die 10 times in 30min but you still get 300gpm.
On Heroes of Newerth you can kill enemy heroes 20x and kill 300+ creeps but you cant surpass 400gpm. Download hon if you want a real challenge

>>162922074
no jew no win

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Nice Hud Dotards.

>>162922568
>still going to shitty FREE GOLD for the enemy badnaga build on alch
why are pros little faggot bitches?

who is ready to watch /ourguy/ day9 learn dota with /redditsguy/ purge?

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>they pay for cosmetics and play on a game that is literally in BETA

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You're In Dotapit European Qualifier And This Guy Slaps Your 3 Times Major Winner's Ass. What do?

>>162922710
when is it again?
wanna watch it for my boy day9 even if i fall asleep from purge and his "insights"

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>>162922710
>>162922785
>2016 /d2g/ are no longer Purge Gamers

What happened?

>>162922785
Jan 18 every wednesday from then on

>>162922785
wednesdays 1pm pst

>>162922881
he outed himself as a bernout

>>162922568
i am still wondering why is it there and not on the bottom right there it used to be, there is plenty of space there
>>162922680
n0brain tried to go for battlefury void once in 6.87, he can't adapt for shit

>pick alchemist
>not #1 on networth


?????????????????

>>162922935
>>162922937
thanks lads

>>162920892
>>162921616
Anon? :(

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>>162922937
>caring about politics

Ah, the reddit migration, I see

Thanks /pol/ for bringing them all here

>>162923017
this is beyond sad, go outside sometimes you humongous virgin

>>162923024
I can see you havent been around in a while but it was pretty sad

like pathetic

>>162923024
fucking commie

>>162923024
purge is just a shit play in general and he is very VERY boring
just watch like 10 seconds of his patch "analysis"

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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i cant take it anymore, i hate everything about this patch. i literally do not have a single good thing to say about it. what game should i go to now that dota is dead to me after 6k hours?

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Why can't alchemist just throw his concoction on the ground to prevent him from stunning himself if there aren't any heroes in range?
What is logically keeping him from throwing it at anything that isn't an enemy hero?

>>162923226
he is a jew
he isnt wasting a potion he spent shekels on

>>162923153
>playing video games
what are you 12?

>>162923226
magic

>>162923270
haHAA

>>162923070
But im not a virgin, just lonely..

>>162923153
Fallout 4 And Skyrim is a fun game too!

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>>162923024
look at this shit look at this, this is pathetic as fuck.
instead of paying for his student loans himself he decided to donate it to a guy who has 0% chance of winning.

Why doesn't dota have range indicators on the mini map?

>>162923412
>literally being suprised that a california resident supported a socialist DEM

talk about "out of the loop".

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>>162923412
I don't really give a fuck what Purge spends his money on, I imagine lots of people in this very thread burn their money on worthless plastic crap or FUCKING LOL digital hats

NICE GAME DOTARDS

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>nobrain

>>162923153
Runescape

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>cooldowns tick off if item is in your backpack during pause
OIBAUHUHIOHNAHAHAH AHD UAHIOHRFui8 aseg

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>+20MS vs. +30Dmg/60gold-min/15% XP gain talent

How about I just buy wind laces (for which I will have a slot anyways now that you have a backpack for a TP).

Has seriously anyone in the dev team let this pass with "yes, this is okay"?!

>>162923341
Then you should stay lonely.

>>162923739
i-it's beta and free to play!
Clearly dota 2 does not going to have any gamebreaking bugs and is the epitome of e-sport!!!

what if you could put a rune from a bottle into the shrine and share it with your whole team (with cooldown)

I think it would make it a better game mechanic

-Important information hidden behind holding alt
-Stats not shown without holding Alt
-CS not shown without holding Alt
-Health Bar at the bottom of the screen
-Visibility removed for visual appeal
-Irrelevant information shown at all time (Talent Tree, you use it 4 times a game, why does it take up as much space as hero portrait)
-Map not registering left and right clicks
-Map registering clicks outside minimap border
-Shop purchase is at bottom of screen
-Shop UI is a cluster fuck, have to switch between two screens to buy shit
-Auto-Type search disrupts gameplay
-Circle buffs out of place, need to be squared and left alligned
-HP not centered
-MP not centered
-Green Text on Green BG, Blue Text on Bluie BG, What the fuck? This is a design 101 no-no right here
-No more group UI, selecting multiple units only displays your hero in the portrait instead of 4-5 mini boxes
-Duplicate sound bugs, I'm tired of hearing my rubick say repeating himself over and over after a kill. "FIRST BLOOD? I CAME HERE TO BE TESTEDFIRST BLOOD? I CAME HERE TO BE TESTEDFIRST BLOOD? I CAME HERE TO BE TESTED" Shut the fuck up
-4 Notifcations for spells on CD (hero voice line, recharging notification, error sound on click, and now a recharging circle)
-Aesthetically unpleasing


7.00 is worse than Reborn

>>162923748
FIRST
ITERATION
OF FEATURE
also you can both and movespeed is better than gpm/exp

>>162923748
You can have a talent and a wind lace.

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Ilexa.

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/

Will OG ban slark in game 3?

>>162923898
>movespeed is better than xpm
i dont think so tim

>>162923739
Items take double the time to cooldown when in the backpack. They need to fix it so that you can put your bkb and refresher in there efficiently. Right now that's game losing because lol 360 second cooldown for refresher and 90 second cooldown for the shortest bkb

>>162923412
Who actually cares? Especially about shitty American politics.

Purge is a boring motherfucker and thats all that matters.

>>162923927
nobrain feeding had little to do with a slark pick

1 good reason why the shop layout has to be changed at all ?!

waiting

Stupid babies, 7.00 is the best thing that has happened to dota

change is a part of life, get over it.

>>162923945
15% to xp at level 10 equals roughly one level difference by level 20
so yeah, movespeed is better

>>162923993
Game 1 was slark domination though.

>>162924038
You have to go back

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The worst part about this new patch is that I can't find a goddamn thing in the shop anymore without using the shitty search bar

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>>162923819
Why? :(

>>162922908

wrong containment board you stupid nigger

>>162924068
that 1 level could save your life

If you had the option to revert the 7.00 HUD back to 6.88 or remove Ilexa poster permanently from /dsg/ which choice would you pick?

>>162923985
Just keep it in the stash or courier for cooldowns.

>>162924132
>Try to buy item
>Can't find it
>Go up looking for the search bar
>It's actually down there in the new UI
>This happens every single time

It's amazing how they managed to fuck up just about everything

Why is the ingame scoreboard SO FUCKING BIG HOLY SHIT ARE DOTARDS ACTUALLY FUCKING BLIND OR SOME SHIT HOW IS THIS FUCKING REAL

>lotus orb reflecting omnislash
Never gets old

>>162924223
movespeed can save your life several times before you get additional level

>>162924038
I also enjoy not being able to click on the mini map and typing in the shop search when I'm trying to close it with my shop hotkey

>>162924416
still, id value the extra xp more than movespeed you can get from items, theres nothing in the game that gives you xp, expect the tomes

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I made some changes to the HUD after listening to everyone's complaints, how does this look?

>>162924416
I think you are heavily underestimating how good XPM or GPM is

>>162924485
>typing in the shop search


I'm honesty surprised by the amount of people that do this, I just kinda know where the items are by memory

>>162924523
upvoted for visibility

>>162924554
You can do that in the new shop?

>>162924545
Movespeed increases both, as well as providing benefit in fights, there's a good reason there are so few items that can increase movespeed.

>>162924523

fucking shit in almost every way

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>>162924523
Please bring back an option to have the old HUD honestly I will suck gay bens greasy putrid deformed banana dick log all day and not care about any other dota change as long as there's an option for the old hud please please.

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What if DotA had DIRECT ERP INTEGRATION and you could spawn creeps by impregnating other heroes?

Would you ERP then, dotards?

Does everything feel zoomed out?

>>162924631
yes


>>162924750
the lower terrain in areas does that I think

If I did the math right, you need 280 magic damage to break visage cloak, or 400 if he has hood.

>>162924647
Not by a factor of 20% or 60 gpm or whatever

>>162924251
Remove Ilexa poster.
I can sorta get used to the new HUD, as much as I hate it.

>>162924750
its cause of the staired areas

>>162924730
ERP is terrible because after I finished the other guy keeps dragging on the session forever, like god damn jerk off and fuck off. After I orgasm I'm done, shut the fuck up.

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>Valve releases a new UI they KNOW is shit which they INTENTIONALLY MADE SHIT just so they could bring back the old UI a month later
>They will be widely praised for bringing the old UI back and complaints about the other shitty changes will be filtered out by the huge amount of dicksucking going on

It'S EXACTLY THE SAME as Coca Cola did when they introduced their "NEW FORMULA" just so they could sell "CLASSIC COLA" a month later

>>162924730
ive never done erp, it seems like two autistic people jerking off over their generic donut steels
i have written and can appreciate good fics though

>>162924786
>visage is shit for years
>the absolute madman buffs him into being a tier 1 hero in 1 patch
what kind of drugs does the frog use?

>>162924875
I certainly hope you're right

>>162924853
>>162924897
>/d2g/ thinks ERP is about masturbation

>blood thorn skadi manta mjollner juggs

what a time to be alive

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>>162924875
>He thinks valve will bring back the old UI.

>>162924904
Islam.
T. Abdul Ismail

>your team pushes highground
>they all buyback and wipe you
>they push your highground
>you buyback and wipe them
how do we fix buyback?

>>162925023
limit to 2/3 per game, per hero

DOTA IS SO SHIT

FUCK THIS STUPID ASS GAME

GREAT DECISION MAKING JOHAN

>>162924750
its because of the stairs that valve put all over the map for no fucking reason. its like this whole patch was designed for autistic sensory overload sperglords... oh wait

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Dude
Guys
what if
Hear me out
Like
What if we made a hero
A hero
That could one shot you anytime with his Q?

>>162924875

>valve bring back the old UI


I fucking hope to god they don't actually such a fucking awful hud

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THE BRAINS

WHERE ARE THEY

NOTAIL
THE ABSOLUTE RETARD

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>>162924983
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!!!

>>162925023
delete them so every game ends after one teams get lucky in single teamfight like in league or hots
>OG
lmao

>2-0
uhmmm, dotards?

I JUST BOUGHT BACK LETS OVER EXTEND AND LET ME DIE!!!!!

>>162925215
SRBIJA STRONG

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Not even OG's full team, Who cares lmao.

>>162924875
This is different because both suck.

One is designed for legally blind people who cant read fonts smaller than size 20, the other one is designed for lol players.

>>162922731
I ban his Slark and tell him him that forced 50% winrate is real, thus throwing him off his game.

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Just fucking ban Slark already

>>162925269
What if there was an option to use both?

Can og quickly swap ana and other guy for the 3rd game lol?

>>162925259
>this damage control

>>162925318
that would be good because then I would know that anyone using the old hud was objectively bad at the game

>>162925145
>this image after he won a major miracle didn't even qualify for
check yourself retard

>>162925318
because the lol player audience will complain the first hud offers an advantage because it doesnt hide important information behind alt
because legally blind people will complain that the second hud offers an advantage because you can see more

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APOLOGIZE

>>162925394
It would take a lot of effort to photoshop Fitjew onto Miracles face anon

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why pro players are so smug with their
statements like "i didn't feel like school was for me"

>>162925318
old one was based on some shitty middleware and disposing it was only a matter of time

>>162925489
Because they earn money from playing fucking video games??????????????????????????????

>>162925489
Because they earn money from playing fucking video games??????????????????????????????

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>Dotards just now realizing they've never had and never will have a good HUD

>>162925489
>waste 4 years getting an education
>make 7 figures playing video games all day

I wonder

>>162925421
>because legally blind people will complain that the second hud offers an advantage because you can see more
Will they though? Pretty sure legacy keys are objectively better but nobody cares.

>>162925421
Why don't they use the OP hud then? It's not like a hero of where only 1 out of 9 players can pick one.

>>162925489
>"i didn't feel like school was for me"
PPD is a fucking CEO right now from playing video games

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ummm dotards

>>162925421
>because it doesnt hide important information behind alt
FOR THE LAST TIME
STAT ATTRIBUTES AND DAMAGE BONUSES ARE NOT VITAL INFORMATION THAT YOU NEED ALL GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162925803
they are important for the viewers though, the new HUD is spectator unfriendly

>>162925779
it's like with DC, russian organization, balkan players

>>162925910
who gives a fuck about spectators
they only care for twitch chat anyways

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>no ritsu champion

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Who is the most obnoxious recognizable /d2g/ poster?

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>>162925803
Because the League UI doesn't show them you mean

Can we stop pretending this shit happened for any other reason than "we want the League playerbase"

>>162923153
well if you can't adjust to change, then lol might be your thing, fucko.

>>162925975
you

>>162925975
me

>>162925975
Tiago or Adelaide

>>162925975
The squireposter

>don't ban slark or nyx first phase
>pick bat first
so.. this is.. the power.. of n0lan

>>162925983
that doesn't look minimalist at all, look at that wasted space

>>162925975
Lelouch and Adelaide

>>162925975
Lebanon.
The second most obnoxious is tiago.

>>162925975
Jark

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after much deliberation, i got just two words for terrorblade this patch

utterly dominant

>>162925983
wait, why does the dota 2 HUD literally look like the League one now?

>>162925975
Lebanon and his copycats, simply because they post off cooldown for hours at a time even though they barely ever get replies

>>162925975
This faggot>>162922436

>>162925489
school just isnt for everyone anon. people should have base level of education like normal school but college or other things of that nature just is not what some people are going to excel at and they should waste their time when they would be actually good at other things

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And the worst passive award goes to...

>>162926184
>>162926189
>>162926175
who

>>162926184
>>162926205
you guys always talk about Lebanon but I don't know what his posts even look like

>>162926191
BASED

>>162926239
Adelaide you are obnoxiously cute!

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>>162926270
This passive is broken are you a MORON.

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>>162926194
>>162926194

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>d2g revealing how fucking mad they are
>so psychologically scarred they named their shitposters

>>162926191
yeah i got 2 words for you too
nice hp

>>162925489
ive watched RTZ make more money from a single night in donations than i do in a months salary

if i could do that instead of going to school i totally would

>>162926194
They want the League audience
But they're not going to do it because of sunken cost. Sunk cost fallacy is behind such a huge portion of continued interest in League. It's why people continue to play other things like WoW.

>Phantom LANCEr
>Has the same attack range as tiny purple punching midget
Explain this dotards, when will they fix attack ranges for all heroes and not just monkey king?

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>>162926270
...Craggy Exterior.

>>162926284
picture of brit or other laughing face
/pol/ buzzword-ridden greentext assertion that people are mad

>>162926403
Because earth spirit would dominate every lane.

now that the dust has settled post the most op pick of 700

>>162926474
>laughing face
oh THATS him? what a fag

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>>162926270
Hey!

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>>162925983
>Even copied the unit pop-up bullshit
Am I cuck for still playing this game? All I get is fucked over patch after patch.

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>>162926189
jark is a philipino right? I think I saw a similar post like 3 days ago or something must be him

>>162925756
>CEO of a video gaming company

Not really what people mean when they say "I wanna be a CEO when I'm older." It's like companies giving people engineering in their job title just to make them feel good. Sandwich engineer and shit wtf is that.

How is it possible that monkey kang has a sub50% WR in every bracket?

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so fun.

>>162926554
just because it doesnt le big flashy particles in front of your face to remind you that it exists doesn't mean its bad

>>162926612
MUGGED

>>162926609
people aren't playing him correctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEgIKPUDzOo

>>162926609
people read up what his passive does and stopped trying to trade hits with him
and he does shit without snowball

>>162926612
LOL

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>>162926430
>>162926554
>passives that actually DO something
Dindu mastery takes the cake
>>162926351
Take a load of this nolan

>SingSing continues to exist

life is pain

Do i still build lycan as a le ebin splitpusher or do i build him as an actualy carry with the FREE 48% damage increase?

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guys I miss fat blitz

>>162926430
craggy is broken with butterfly

>>162926783
...free?

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>OG n0lans draft
ayy
don't dare to compare nobrain to based fit jew ever again

>>162926736
you literally cant trade with him unless you're sniper with maxed passive, dragon lance and orb of venom

>>162924875
>they think valvo will show a weak face and revert a change

LOL

You're keeping this shit ass HUD and you'll like it, shit eaters. Just as you kept the Reborn dashboard and all the rest of the crap that came with it.

Sure, it will be tweaked more and more and more, but it still will be shit at the end and you will still play on it because there's no fucking way Valve will ever acknowledge they fucked up.

Now keep eating their shit by the spoon like a good boy.

Oh yeah, and buy that Monkey King announcer too!!!!

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>>162925975

>>162926783
clan_iraq build just got legitimized with the new changes

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why did he drafted five mid heroes, /d2g/?

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>>162926821
FREE

>>162923226
>UH WHY CAN MIRANA'S CAT JUMP ONLY ONCE EVERY 30 SECONDS OH MY GOD

Why does no one build Rapier on Arc Warden anymore? Why does noone play this hero anymore?

>>162926664
>solo offlane CK loses
oh.. my god..

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>>162926798
He's gone now, all we have is moody thin blitz

sister btw

>>162927000
Why the long face?

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who is the Brendan Fraser of dota 2 personalities?

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>>162927000
>that chin
This is shooped right?

>>162927082
its like Jay Leno knocked up some whore while in korea.

>>162927075
Loda obviously

When are the good players going to stream this patch? Getting "a bit" tired of memedog, waga and singshit.

>>162927000
LIVES TO STEAL

>>162927232
Fear played last night
Said the new hud was dogshit and just played support Alchy all night

>>162927232
You mean "when is my pet eceleb rtz streaming"

He's at a lan in china for now along with NP and DC

>>162927000

jesus christ, jelly of those chin genetics

[7.00] Dear Valve, contrary to popular belief..

I am in absolute love with the concept of 7.00.

Leaving aside all the little bugs that are super easy to fix as long as the community informs about them this major update is splendid. First off, let's appreciate the fact that we get major updates like this because a lot of communities (ahem, tf2) don't get the same amount of care from valve. The visibility of the map is highly enhanced and I personally am a big fan of the game log on the left. Pregame is more functional and better looking, we just have to get used to it. Lycan is once again playable. And huge kudos to reacting fast and fixing a lot of little bugs and thingies the community told you about, of course, there is a lot more to fix but that's just the routine for updates like this. Thank you for giving back to the community that feeds you, there's nothing better than being a part of a living, actively updated game.

>>162927317
upvoted

>>162927305
Well yes, my boys rtz and EE. Guess it will be a while then.

how the fuck hero with second longest range managed to die to nyx

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>>162927000
ENDURANCE RUN

>>162927305
>LAN in China
what the fuck? eta for esports?

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>og

>>162927317
Thanks for the inability to click on my minimap and inability to use my shot hotkey to close shop

>>162927401
THATS NOT A KHRONATE ANYTHING
THATS JUST A SHITTY CUTE DRAWING
I BET IT CANT EVEN BREAK BACKS YOU LITTLE PUSSY ASS BITCH

I'm gonna play my first match after a year.

first 7 chooses the hero

>>162927456
>wahh bugs

They'll fix it retard.

>>162926256
School is for sheep. People with abilities and aspirations don't go to college.

>>162927509

CARRY Abaddon

>>162927420
Just over nine hours

First game will be DC vs. Newbee

It's also not NP I was thinking of, it's Wings. Literally only 3 games between the 4 teams though. http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/China_Top/2016

>>162927395
n0brain exposed as a shitter he is

>>162927519
>releasing an incomplete product
Yeah that's the way to do business.

>play dota for about 3 hours
>7.00 comes out
>hate dota

fuck

>>162927509
Carry solo mid IO

>>162927509
Monkey Kangz

>>162927509
CARRY bounty hunter

>>162927574
I'm actually so hype for this

Top tier teams figure out this patch lel

>>162927592
Let Valve worry about their own bottom line. Most people who aren't turboautists appreciate the changes and understand that it's better to release it so people can help find mistakes and give feedback.

>>162927509

CARRY Jakiro

>>162926191
Teach me.

>>162927509
go kill yourself

>>162927737
VOD?

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The jew alone actually makes OG a tier 1 team

>>162927589
yeah, but that's no suprise
i was talking about lina though, yaptard is playing her

>>162927687

Cool, I like it.

I'll post results.

>>162927574
>that line up
they might as well just give EG the prize money already

>>162927509
>>162927687

Here, you're gonna need this:

Now take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ult.

>>162927831
>managed to calm Gustav's nerves
proof that he is in fact master race

>>162927879
This is tiago filter his bullshit.

>>162927679
I appreciate that no man's sky came out incomplete that way we could better communicate to the developers what could be fixed.

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>new patch.
>not even full team.
>OG IS BAD EX DEE.
Cringing my tits off right now.

>Literally every normal game contains a >4.5K MMR player who makes 2k shitters look good
>Always the first to abandon after getting destroyed by said 2k shitter
BOOSTING IS NOT A PROBLEM

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>>162927903
Never doubt God's chosen

>>162927879
>So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Can you explain why? I'm awful at strategy.

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>>162927842
But it's my bby jerax not yapzor..............

DEAD GAME

lmao playing this shitshow patch and watching the shitshow tournaments

DEAD GAME

How do sing shitters stil l exist

>>162927995
if you've taken all the tier 1 towers quickly, you'll have extreme map control and your team will have +3k gold overall so you'll generally overpower the enemy. Staying split up just means they can gank you and get comeback gold

>>162927995
>Can you explain why?

It's just how DotA works, dudenstein.

Don't think, leap before you jump. Act before you think.

>>162927317
>Valve half asses patch
>has to put out two updates every day
>actually gain praise by reddit for quickly fixing everything

There's literally no reason for Valve to pre-test a patch or actually put effort in because they know that they'll have a month-long grace period to fix all their fuck ups

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Who's the brock lesnar of pro dota?

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What have you been spamming since dota 3 came out, /d2g/?

>>162928054
Dota dies every other week m8

>play a bunch of normal games with friends
>game feels the same
>play two ranked games
>game feels the same

hurr game so fast too much tf xdDDD

>>162928193

Thanks mr.skeletal.

>>162928193
You'd know wouldn't you?

any better feeling that chopping monkey ape off a tree ?

>>162928193
WHERE IS YOUR KING??

TELL HIM HE IS MISSED

>>162927679
if that was their intent then they should have kept it in the helpfully labeled "Test Client" for a week or two

>>162928193
is dota 2 a skeleton?

>>162928282
hey dats raysist

>>162928282
peeping him off a tree

>blazing 420 damage
ok this commentator is pretty funny

reverse sweep hype

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I came back to dota recently, I just love kunkka, is he gud ? redpill me on kunkka in 7.0.

Can I spam him to 5k ?

>>162927937

Hey dude, not cool, man.

Not cool, dude....

>>162928193
fuck you mr. bones

>>162928458
he hasnt changed at all
hes fine

>>162928458
>Kunkka
Yeah sure thing Pugna.

>>162928458
hey send me ur loli nudes

>you can teleport to shrines
>put shrines right next to Roshan
okay remove this shit

OG are clearly throwing this because they don't want to go to the lan

>>162928458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYlpb-0Hgc

>shrines can now be destroyed after all tier 1 are destroyed
There. Now they're balanced. And rosh is still basically equidistant from dire safe tier 2 and radiant off tier 2

hey

sure are a lot of skeletons here today

>>162928193

This time it's different m8. This time it's fucking dead for good. You can't revive a game after it turned into LoL overnight. You can't revive it when 6.6gbs of diarrhea sprayed over it. It's dead this time.

>>162928589
>damage control

>>162928458
YONDER I WANDER

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>>162928589
>OG clearly wants to throw
>the other team picked Puck

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>>162928362
Nah. When they announced a patch like this they couldn't keep on test and pretend people would still be interested in playing dead Dota. Over all the patch works great (boo hoo my KDA was the top complaint - and that got fixed) so I'd say they've done the right thing. I think they should "fix" how the shop behaviour but if you think those minor grievances are too big of a deal to release the update I can't take you seriously.

t. the silent but overwhelming majority who loves the new patch

pls just give the old shop layout this shits unbearable.

and have you always halfway returned to base when you dooubleclick on the minimap ? i dont think that was a thing

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>spiders, skeletons and loli skeletons
nice general dotards

>>162928567
>can only be destroyed after all tier 2s are destroyed

They should really be able to be destroyed after on tier 2 is destroyed, just like how destroying one tier 3 allows you to attack tier 4s and moon wells

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Is this finally the year dota dies

>open esports
>OG losing 3-0 to Literal Who Esports

Uhm?

>>162928743
pleas stop calling us dotards, thats not nice
ty

>>162928743
just reflecting what dota and 4chan is about
dead games and aussies

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>>162928834
no jew no win

>>162928864
>dead games and aussies

I'm Portuguese though.

>>162928821
no cause Dota cant die in two weeks

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>>162928946
hmmm good point

>>162928905
dont lie to me you kangaroo fuck

>>162928715
>t. the silent but overwhelming majority who loves the new patch

says fucking who

>>162928458
Support Kunkka is as good as it was.

>>162928834
It's the retarded patch we're going through. I hope notail retires.

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There are now six rune spawn points in dota 2. I thought two rune spawn points was good enough. Was adding four more rune spawn points to the map unnecessary?

>>162928834
no jew and ana
n0brain is drafting
having trixi on the team doesn't help too

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>In Korea you can be jailed for up to 5 years if you makes cheats for a vidya game

You have 10 seconds to tell me why the new HUD is objectively worse than the previous HUD.

Protip:You can't

>>162929071
up to senpai, it doesnt mean you will

>>162929071
:thinking:

>>162929080

No aesthetics.

>>162923945
which talent is more relevant at level 25? boosted XP or movespeed?

>>162929047
I like it, it reminds me of Dawngate and the gold points you could cap

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Why is he OURGUY btw?

>>162929047
>unnecessary
The runes are there to give you other ways of earning gold other than farming and teamfighting. It reduces teamfighting effectiveness, and gives supports help too.
Also some help for those teams who want to tf but cant because they are behind, so they play defensively and try to get farm as much as possible.

>>162929080
you can't see the exact XP amount

>>162929071
Korea has their shit in order, for once.

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>is the UI good?
>will Dota die?
>is shitposting bad?
>are you a skeleton?
>is it ok to like loli?
>why is it so fun to post emojis
>Is Sing our guy?

this thread is really making me think

>>162929080
less info at a glance

dmg/armor/movespeed too close to bottom of screen, I push the camera down everytime I want to hover it

wasted space

>>162929223
>wow 15 movespeed is clearly better since you get level 25 in 10 minutes anyways xddd
stop being retarded faggot

CK HAS AGHS

ATENSHION, CK HAS AGHS

>>162929345
>>162929332
uh, press alt.

>like the thinking emoji
>people use it to shitpost
stop

>>162929392
>CK and DK in the same game
>dumbfuck commentators don't just say "Chaos Knight" and "Dragon Knight"

fucking numbskulls

>>162929392
too bad lifestealer has pretty bad illusions

>>162929415
>dislike you
>you keep shitposting
stop

>>162929415
:thinking:

>>162929404
>at a glance

I don't understand why people would support a hud that shows less info, especially when they have more than enough space to just show it

>inb4 you don't actually need to see your stats all the time

>>162929492
it'd be kind of cool if you could aghs the enemy carries like Morphling does with Replicate

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So who leaked the patch notes? How does he do it everytime?

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>>162929340
>is the UI good?
No.
>will Dota die?
Yes
>is shitposting bad?
Yes but not during esports high times.
>are you a skeleton?
No but I have one inside of me and so do you.
>is it ok to like loli?
No but go ahead I don't care.
>why is it so fun to post emojis
Because it's post ironic now, normies use them and you hated them but now they're fine.
>Is Sing our guy?
No but that doesn't mean you can't still watch, enjoy and discuss him on here.

is it just 1 guy spamming thinking emojis or are all britbongs actually emoji damaged

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Leave RTZ to me

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Why does Crystal Maiden own a dog?

>>162929616
>inb4 you don't actually need to see your stats all the time
lol

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>>162929682
I'm surprised no one is using :thinken anime girls: