/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

come back to wc3 friends

can we add mk to the list of heroes only selfish assholes play?

The patch was like what 4 gigs? Not everyone has downloaded it.

I checked at about 5pm gmt and it had 900k players on, I can guarantee it'll be 1 mill tomorrow.

Do you still get urn on spectre now that hotd exists?

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>>162942034
>200k peak concurrent player loss out of 1.2 million
>the monthly players has actually increased to 13.4 million
>d-dead game!

>Summon Death Ward no longer automatically selects the death ward
Thank you for fucking up my WD ults suddenly valve.

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Nice patch, dotards.

have they nerfed monkey king yet

>>162942284
yes his passive now requires 20 stacks before getting the bonus

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Ilexa.

>>162942091
get fucked

>>162942218
that 1.2 mil was literally inflated from the hat event as well, it doesn't represent the actual average peak conccurence of the game

>>162942284
>nerf
>mk
Nigga, just nuke him down with a ranged carry

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>>162942284
This is what I'm waiting for till I play again.

I'm not laning against this retarded hero.

300 range with that strong passive? Yeah okay Iceshit.

did Valve fix the creepscore overlapping with the spectator stats yet?

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>>162942405
>Valve
>fix

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Fear's stream is comfy as fuck

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THERE ARE ACTUAL NEWFAGS IN THIS GENERAL CALLING DED GAME THAT PUT 2015 DOTA AS THE GOLDEN YEAR

>>162942235
Why do people seriously defend Valve?

Or any other company for that matter? Blizzard, Riot, etc. Every company's sole purpose out there is to make money. They really don't give a shit about the playerbase or the community and will always use them in order to make a fast buck whenever they can.

I just don't get it.

>>162942347
I WISH TO PLOW THE GROUND FROM WHICH ILEXA SPRUNG AND THEN FARM HER FATHER

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>>162942405
>creepscore
that's a fucking LoL term, you babby.
cs stands for creep STATS in dota.
in dota 1 you could type -creepstats or -cs to display your creep stats.

>b-but the wiki says otherwise
the wiki is fucking shit and does not use the correct term.
http://borkweb.com/story/dota-game-modes
http://www.dota-blog.com/2008/01/dota-allstars-game-command-mode-guides.html
look at the dates of these links. then take a look at this screenshot.


calling 'cs' 'creep score' is like calling a 'dota like' game a 'moba'.

but keep calling it 'creepscore' if you want, it makes it easier for others to identify you as a nooblord.

>>162942548
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa

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If you get a lv 25 running a core Venge, is it ever worth it to pick the aura buff over another BKB piercing stun?

>>162942559
>cs stands for creep STATS in dota.

I always thought it was "creeps slain"

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Let's get this shit going boys

PSG HERE

is pugna good? I can tell DP basically got nerfed again because they gave her the worst talents of any hero.

Really nigga +400hp? Not fucking +1 spirit siphon charge?

>>162942667
I always thought it meant Creeps Sustained

>>162942505
it's not defending valve, you fuckers have shitty arguments that would be presented to valve

>e-everything is league of legends now!!
>holy fuck a bug! this game will never possibly recover from this!

how about actual stull life

>valve not properly QA testing patches, despite the test client having 33k concurrent players at one point
>why do they abandon so many of the games features after launching them
>why do they not have a way for tournaments to play on old patches so teams aren't literally forced to play on a patch with like 12 hours of play time on it.

>>162942615
If you're ending the game quickly and your enemies are too dumb / can't afford to buy BKB and don't have other sources of magic immunity.

>>162942615
It is when 86% extra damage just isn't good enough for you.

>>162942696
just suck everyones dick till u die with her ult

>>162942460
There are also actual redditors in this thread that think the reddit patch that was 6.88 was balanced. People are retarded

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>>162942683
>uneducated gaymer neet 4channers claim to know more about ergonomic UI design than paid professionals

you should start a career in interface design my man you'll be a millionaire within a year with your hot skills lmao

>>162942574
???

the average of the years monthly peak concurrents

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stop trying to manfight monkey king you shitkids
>hurr durr maybe walking up to him for the 36TH time WON'T result in my immediate death

Serious question, are their people that actually believe Monkey King isn't overpowered as fuck?

Boosters are already abusing him en masse.

>>162942835
>appeal to authority
ah
yes

>>162942835

What the fuck? Valve hires ergonomic UI design pros? couldn't tell from the last fucking update.

>>162942696
>be pugna
>place nether ward in trees
>autowin teamfight
>melee hero tries to kill you
>lolnope, decreptify lifedrain
>spellcaster tries to kill you
>lolnope netherward and lifedrain
It's one of the most fair and balanced things I've ever seen

>have itch to play dota
>put it off because school and work
>save up money to go full time at school
>focus efforts on building portfolio
>have a little off time during holidays
>finally get around to play dota 2
>it's a completely different game revamped to play like league of legends

This makes me incredibly sad, I want my Dota 2 back.

Is there a guide for WC3 Dota around?

>>162942683
lets not....

Why is Fear not in china with the team?

>>162942915
MK isn't as OP as he seems, it's all the mongloids that don't realize he is goodUrsa trying to manfight him and dying 10 times in 5 minutes.

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>>162942927
>>162942920
>waah why can't i see all of the useless information all the time :(
>i fucking HATE seeing more of the actual game xD

>>162942591
I want to use Ilexa as a toilet to help fertilize her!

>>162942985
been demoted to stream monkey apparently
seems like ppd was the true juden all along

>>162943020
I like the new Ui but having hero stats on by default isn't useless info

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Just in case you weren't aware there's a 3 game mini LAN with Wings, Newbee, EG and DC starting in 6 hours.

>>162943020

Posting lebbit shill posts in here? Wew.

>>162942737
>shitty arguments that would be presented to valve

Valvo doesn't give a shit to what the players say or want. They never did.

Did you missed the part of my post where I said that all these companies want is to make money?
None of them care about what the players that play their games want.

They change, add and remove things according to their own studies and preferences under the interest that it will make them more money. That's all there is to it, plain and simple.

They will never listen or admit to be wrong on anything. And if something doesn't go according to their expectations, they will just curve-ball it until the players get accustomed to it, as they have always done so for years now.

There is literally no point in presenting anything whatsoever because 99% such things are discarded and in the eventuality of that 1% that doesn't, the devs will exploit it for their own interests while laughing at your backs.

Fucking get a clue of reality already, nerd.

>>162943020
Why not just hide everything, even the gameplay behind holding alt?

You don't NEED to see the game to play it

>>162942915
No, it's because he's new and morons like you don't know how to fight him
>pick any ranged nuker
>O shit, no passive stacks
>press buttons
>ded kang
He dies to literally Lina

>>162943096
why do you assume it's from reddit my man

>>162943020
is that a twitch emote
fucking subhuman

>watch rise of the planet of the apes and dawn of the planet of the apes
>decide to play dota, first time this patch
>end up jungling
>enemy monkey king jumping from tree to tree in my jungle
this is too much

>>162942938
>>it's a completely different game revamped to play like league of legends
What happened, I thought Dota 2 was about being "better than the imitators'

>>162943096

Because it's from lebbit you motherfucking degenerate cow. Fuck off.

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>>162943094
thanks Soe poster

>>162943094

If RTZ doesn't win this one he's going to kill himself

>>162942985
they dont need a dota 2 coach anymore since this game is no longer dota obviously

>that or all eg members share a certain amount of stream time as a group and fear is filling in the qouta for arteezy zai crit sumail, maybe even ppd was helping

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>Want to learn
>Guilt of dragging the team down cripples me
>End up not playing
WHO HERE TOO ASHAMED OF BEING THE ANCHOR TO GET GOOD?

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lol

>>162943094
>3 games
>4 teams
How does that work

>>162943272
>it's from lebbit
how would you know unless you browse reddit yourself my man

>>162942928
he was this fair and balanced before just nobody wanted to play him because they're too stupid to buy treads

>>162942924
hey:3

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whats up gulag

>>162943020
The people strawmanning an shitposting to defend the new HUD or slander the old one are insane
Maybe control your camera better you third world mongoloid, so you dont have 15 Slarks hiding behind your HUD

>>162943328
ive been reading on how to boost low self esteem and removing anxiety hope you take the time to figure it out also

>>162943346
Two semi finals and a final.

>>162943346
>2 teams play one game
>2 play another
>winners play each other
>winner wins
try not being retarded in the future friend

>>162943328
Play with friends anon
You do have friends yes?

>>162943250
Now it's imitating the imitators because ???
??? nobody knows. Shills ride on the valve dick for no other reason than to be internet trolls.

>>162943328
you are mentally ill
seek help

>>162943335
That looks awsome. What skin is that?

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>>162943020
>i stare at my hero all the time instead of looking at the minimap and moving my camera FUCK THIS CLUNKY HUD RIGHT TIME TO PLAY LEAGUE OF STORM

>>162943335
NOBODY WHO KNEW SHE WAS UNTIL SHE fucked you up the ass with her 12 inch futa cock.

>>162943105
You're literally missing the entire point of my post, I really couldn't care less about what agenda you have against whoever. Im saying people are forcing issues in the wrong direction regardless of whether you believe they are listening or not. Which causes people who may be actually very critical of these companies to appear to be shilling for them.

off topic tho

>They will never listen or admit to be wrong on anything.

I mean they literally did after diretide, although that was an absolute fucking extreme scenario .

Is it possible to get 6.88 to play offline in lans and stuff?

heres how to deal with mk
kite him
burst him
disable his W from range with urn
there

>>162943365

lebbit is the honeypot of shills. I go there from time to time to take a shit. You got some left on you too.

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old hud
>clunky
>interface design from fucking 2003
>hides half the screen
>doesn't even show magic resistance at a glance but retards still claim it showed more information

new hud
>sleek and fresh
>modern design, more in-tune with the the reborn design language
>shows as much of the actual game as possible
>shows magic resistance at a glance

>>162943250
>>162943451
>copying a more successful game in hopes to be successful is bad
Let's face it guys, Dota 2 was stagnating, dying even.
A new look and design from the ground up is needed to appeal to a wider audience. Valve is a business, they want to make money.
You don't matter, noone cares if you were loyal to Dota since WC3, that is irrelevant. You aren't giving valve money, you aren't buying flashy cosmetics that break the aesthetics of the game, you aren't buying the obvious cash grabs like siractionslacks announcer pack or rick and morty announcer pack. You are a leech, you play the game and never give back. New players won't have that sense of attachment to the game, they will view it as just some other league game but with free champions.

It's time to accept change or move on gramps.

>they actually added attack speed and magic resistance and fucking creep stats / kills before visible stats and base / bonus armour + damage distinction
I hate valve so, so much

>>162943632
just centaur ult away

>5k
>Oh no, team is feeding
>Wait, i'm Riki
>Win

Thought diffusal not being able to dispel yourself would fuck me over big time but all the other changes made up for it, specially the +250 cast range talent

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>Monkey King uses Ult
>Game freezes for 5 seconds
>When it starts moving again I'm dead

what time do the river runes spawn now?

>>162942198
I don't want to eat bird poo though...

>>162943791
who cares xD

>>162943837
haha :0)

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removed when?

>>162943748

>Dota 2 was stagnating, dying even

17 mil dollar prize pool game dying? Alright then.

>>162943943
Valve is a business, 17 million is not enough.

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>hero has really good sets
>is mediocre hero

What their name?

>Lane opponents are Venge and Chaos Knight
>Pretty standard kill lane, try to be careful
>Suddenly, an invisible Treant(who was the carry in this lane) stuns me and I die.

>>162943906
i actually like that
RIP loading screens though

>>162943906
This is the best part of the new patch. Fuck gorillion year match load times

why is everything i play turning into a shitheap
the only games i can tolerate now are over five years old and are either abandonware or indie

>>162944014
The one female, that even I. As a gay, would breed with.

>>162944271
what about lanaya?

3700 mmr shitter here

are slark, alchemist, anti mage, morphling and jugg still good

how long do games last average

>>162944321
lolno

>>162944008
largest prize pool a game has ever seen is not enough indication of success right?

>>162944334
i thought fags were into dicks? or is it only masculine dicks?

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>>162943094
Soe is the love of my life.

Hahahahahaha wow Dota 2 as been dumbed down for casual retards now.

Nice game, Dotards.

how do you farm now with naga and am? once you clear the jungle and push the lanes you have to wait a whole minute before anything respawns.

>>162944329
Yes.

~35 minutes

>>162944440
Futa is just awful. It's not sexy, it's just some horrid abomination. I mean, it's not just the dick I'm attracted to, it's gotta be all or nothing

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/lolg/ is laughing at us again

What do we do fellow dotards?

>>162944658
Bend over and take it.

>>162943328
You need to realise that no matter what they say, sub 5k shitters are SHITTERS. If you're a shitlord everyone in your match will be as well. It would be different if you were +4k MMR (you're not, by the way, in case you don't know since you just started), because then you might get into games with players of much higher MMR and drag their ass down. You're fine. Keep playing.

>>162944641
>Futa is just awful
this is the worst opinion I've heard today

>>162944449
>looks really good in profile and will until she's 60
>looks like a german kindergarten teacher from the front

i dunno about you but i don't fuck bitches from the side

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>>162944658
>inferior subhumans playing games made for chimps laughing at us

>>162944730
>he didnt want to fugg his kindergarten teacher
fag

How were the kill notifications so shitty for so long? I never even realized how bad just plain text with some colors looked before.

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>>162944730
She's a goddess from the front as well.

>lose over 100k average players since 7.0 dropped
do you think they even care?

>>162944723
It's objectively bad though

>>162944773
But inferior subhumans playing games made for chimps is Dota now. It's exactly the same as lol.

>>162944868
B L O C K H E A D

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>113 mb get downloaded
>no idea what it is

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>>162944641
>futa is just awful
fucking faggot

>>162944889
no, they made plenty of cash selling hats and compendiums, and the players who cash out will never stop playing

>>162944131
You dumb nig nog theyre just loading everything as youre picking your heroes. This has been common practice for a ton of games to cut down on loading times. They couldve done this with the previous iteration of the game.

i actually cant take any game in this patch seriously. every game just feels like a stupid memefest hero brawler like you would find on a mobile game

>icefrog changes anything
>wow we are LoL

every single fucking patch, I don't think nearly 10% of you have even played LoL

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>>162944920
>people have been saying this forever
man I leave for like 4 months and /d2g/ is still using the same memes as before

>>162944962
futa is awful, this pic is hot as shit though. Thank you, gabeN

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>free mmr, the patch

>>162944934
THEY FINALLY FIXED THE FPS ISSUE

I'M BACK TO 195 FPS MY MAN

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>>162945167
DELET THSI YOU FUCKING APE PICKER

Why did Icefrog nearly kill jungle? Playing with 2 or more cores is horrible

>>162944868
that just looks like a straight boy. she was gorgeous until early 20s, when her face was round, but i seriously think she took tranny hormones and then decided against it

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QUICK DOTARDS

CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE GAME IN THIS SCREENSHOT?

>>162945282
isn't that 300 Heroes?

>>162945092
ive played league and monkey kings feels like he would be a top lane bruiser

psg here again

my time is limited, what hero is overpowered to climb mmr right now...i bet its slark

or i can just play my 4.2k russian bought account t b h

>FPS went from 110 to 159FPS
NICE FUCKING PATCH DOTARDS

>>162945384
visage
techies
treant protector
monkey king

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>>162945167
>still in the 3k bracket

Why do people here pretend that their opinions are relevant?

You're not even in general competency with players until 4.5k+

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>>162945282
Skyrim?

>>162944658
Epic meme! xD

L-Let me try... *clears throat*
>We talk about how Defence Of The Ancients is the Superior MOBA experience

Did I good? How about that sick green meme text. I'm still learning how to use it! ^-^

>>162945282
League of Shitters

>>162945420
can human beans even see at 160fps?

looks the fps issue was finally fixed.

went from 90 to 145

based fucking valve

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>>162945282
Maplestory?

>>162945465
My bought account started at 4.1k and is now at 4.2k after I PLAYED IT
This means I am 4.2k mmr

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>>162945282
DID WE SERIOUSLY GET LOL'S HUD
WHAT
THE
FUCK
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO IMPROVE ON IT THEY JUST STRAIGHT OUT STOLE EVERYTHING.

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>>162945157
Slark > Underlord > Nighstalker > nuSlardar > Doom
Fight me.

Do people below 4.5k really think their opinion matters on the game?

Even fucking reddit retards admit they are sub 3k. How do you be so bad at dota?

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Took you guys a while last night to honour our based Nessaj, could you please be quick with the 4s today?

Thanks dotards.

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Hey, this doesnt look that bad at all

Too bad that everytime I try to hover over it I push my camera down because its so close to the bottom of the screen

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>>162945465
>implying implications
~3k is literally the average you shit, get fucked
i'll catch up soon enough, go from 3k trenches to 4k trenches

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>>162945631
>no bh
shit list

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>>162945654

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>>162945654
EVERY GET IS A MOD GET

>>162945631
>No OD
kill yourself

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>>162945607
>Paying money to play a shit game in a slightly higher skill bracket

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>>162945631
These are all good heroes. But you forgot to add one hottie to that list

>>162945631
what about outback dotard

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>>162945654
wew

>>162945687
>takes up 1/4 of the screen
>this le doesn't look le bad at all XD

based dotards, no wonder you miss the old ui where you could barely even see the game ROFLMAO

>>162945631
that's a shit pic of Underlord to be desu fampai

>>162945652
>How do you be so bad at dota?
how do you be so bad at grammar?

fps issue has been solved lads

god bless

>>162945812
>>162945775
>>162945738
My niggas, I'm glad there are still people with taste here.

ursa is op

who is the biggest buttslut between doom and OD?

I just jumped in the 700 train cause I was traveling. what's the new flavor of the month batshit OP hero?

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>tfw you lose a 95 minute game after going 33-2 but you get caught out once without BB
>tfw you weren't even monkey king and you really earned that fucking victory but your entire team diebacks going for megas instead of ancient

Reminder this game is gonna fucking kill you by shaving years off your life jesus christ why do I do this to myself

my fps went from 25 to 75 (just like before the update)

what is this black magic

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>you niggers need to shut the fuck up and watch comfy fear stream

lal

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/12/14/dota-2-new-journey-details/

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>>162945882
I gotchu, senpai

>>162945092
I played it for a few years and have come to the conclusion that, even now, Dota and LoL are still distinctly different and have their own pros and cons. LoL will never be as complex as Dota unless they make the items matter more than the champ kits, but Dota is starting to lose some of its complexities. Dota isnt really becoming LoL or HotS, but its started to not be Dota as much. Or maybe they've just started taking some aspects of it to the wrong extremes.
>Hey Dota is known for never going back to fountain unless you really have to or you died
>Okay lets add shrines so you literally never should go back
But then they started doing things like eliminating the "sacrifice" aspect of supports, which, for better or worse, was also a trait of Dota. Sometimes supports didnt have the fun carries had, but they certainly had the ability to be highly impacting in the early game. At least they could avoid being the ward mules of early LoL support history. Jesus, what a boring slog that was.
But really, its just the HUD that makes it more like LoL, and in a bad way. Dota has twice the information to display, but now has half the space to do it. Real smart.

>>162945978
Doom is a definite buttslut. OD is top for sure but he likes being eaten out hard.

>>162946083
>rockpapertumblr
not going to click that

whats the big deal with fps
anything above 90 or 100 can't be discerned
60 is bare minimum for competent play
30 is a meme reserved for consoles
yeah its wasting processing power but still, fps isnt that important as long as you're over 60

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>only got like 20 fps
>pressing ` still tanks it by half
baby steps

>>162946134
>shrines
>5 minute cd
>lmao u never haff to go back
Fucking autistic moron.

>>162946194
theres this thing could 144hz that lets you see past 60fps

>>162946175
from the official patch notes. Why are you still playing the game?

>>162946194
confirmed for never ever having seen a high refresh rate display

>>162946194
>He can't tell the difference between 60 and 120 fps
Holy fuck, get your eyes checked. Or get a monitor with a higher refresh rate

>>162946194
fps varies
constant 90 fps doesn't mean 90 fps in teamfight

>You are not even good if you don't have the top sets.

What did Fear mean by this?

>>162946196
get yourself a new CPU and GPU anon, I used to play dota at like 30 fps on my laptop but I built my own computer and get 120 fps consistently (which isnt that impressive since dota isn't too resource heavy and focuses mainly on CPU usage)

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>when you find out none of your favorite dota pros care about you and you are wasting your life idolizing them essentially filling their wallets with money

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what the fuck is a shrine precisely, how can it be destroyed, is it invulnerable before the t1 goes down?

does it have an attack?

>>162945837

>barely see the game
>I want to see grass at the bottom of my screen xD

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>>162945607
>BOUGHT ACCOUNT

>>162946194
t. poorfag without 144-160-220hz monitor

>>162946259
what?

>>162946390
>tumblr
Deny yourself right now.

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>>162945654
holy

>>162946194
losing fps wouldnt be that big of a deal if it was constant
however, having fps drops at seemingly random times ingame is really annoying, your brain adapts to your current fps so if you're used to low fps you can work around it, but if its unstable that shit really messes with you

>>162946460
No but they have a movement speed of like -2million or something like that

they fixed the performance issues my dudes

>>162946460
Each Shrine has a Fountain regeneration buff that has a 5 minute cooldown, they are not shared with other shrines. They affect all allied heroes in the area.

The Shrines in the jungles are invunerable to all damage unless ALL T2 towers for the enemy team is destroyed.

You can TP to shrines.
You do not have vision of a shrine unless it's under attack
It does not have an attack of it's own.

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>>162946089
>>162945882
>>162945812
>>162945775
>>162945738
>>162945701
Shit taste.

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>>162946747
slark is qt but he'll never compare to the big OD

>>162945053
they could be showing child porn in the background for all i/anyone cares

>>162946728
so this solve sthe problem of

>enemy has destroyed our t2s
>can't ever leave base or farm again

?

and also simultaneously solves the problem of
>we have destroyed all the t2s
>if we execute any non-perfect push they wipe us and memeback the game
>now they will come out under the guise of safety and they can fuck up/be counter-executed against

people are even saying icefrog isn't the designer anymore but this sounds pretty brilliant to me

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How are my fellow offlane bros enjoying 7.00? What heroes are finding success with?

I'm mainly picking Axe, Underlord, and Tidehunter. Anything else doesn't seem to provide enough lockdown or damage mitigation.

any1 else getting higher fps now than i 6.88?

based valve does it again :D

>>162946954

Going around the jungle feels refreshing desu

Honestly if you're getting sub 60 even after this update you really shouldn't be PC gaming

Fucking Minecraft bringing in all these best buy laptop kiddies

>>162946976
Offlane Treant never felt so satisfying.
Early game, you beat their shit with bashes, and protect yourself between shrines and living armor.

Late, well, the whole map is yours. Even if they wanted to cut down the trees, you'd just come out and bash their asses.

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>>162946747
Sorry man Slark is nice and all but I'd rather get fucked, not fuck someone myself, and OD has canonically the biggest butt.

>>162947073
>Playing Minecraft with a laptop
uhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nigga that game easily requires more power than DOTA 2

>>162946976
Monkey Kang offane is legit as fuck...just hit the fucking carry for a gorillion damage. But other than that phoenix and dark seer are my go-to offlaners and always will be.

>>162946228
Well, theres more to it than that, but...
>More means for regen and protection with tear, mango, and HoT effects no longer breaking by creep waves, allowing you to safely farm creep waves with constant uptime on any heals you have
>Bounties are now in your own jungle, so confrontation with the enemy in the river is decreased
>Backpack to carry even more shit (tps to make more room for important items, more healing if you want, etc)
>Item reworks give you even MORE regen
>All these runes means bottles could be purchased on anyone
Its just a bunch of little things. Anyone good could just stay in lane forever. Then theres stuff like scan to check for ganks, to make you even safer. It isnt big individual things that cause these kinds of changes. Just little things.

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I want singsing to be happy! Can he please find a good team so that he may win ti7 and make his chinese family proud?

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>it's another patch of dota 2 where Mid players are the gankers and can snow ball
>but games can go beyond 60 minutes

ur in da safelane and mk one shots ur support

what do u do

>>162946976
I picked Lone Druid 1 game and lost.

Then I went back to Visage.
I want to try out Doom and Brew, but people keep instalocking offlane in my games now so I haven't had a chance.

>>162947186
Which part of "retired from pro gaming" does your anime damaged brain not get?

jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell rock

>>162946976
I like it. Always hated how much of the screen was UI. I like the map change.

Only couple of things I dislike. HP bar should be above skills and new shop auto searching what you type is annoying, I forget its open then go to move camera and nothing happens.

Oh and extra large map being bugged, can't click to a position.

>>162947224
Feed then yell at my healslut for not backing me up.

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>>162946868
>>162947121
fags
girly > manly
inb4 bounty, faggot has a beard

>>162947186
Singsing let his dog eat out of a dog can, I have no respect for Singsing.
His dog couldn't even get the food out because it was solid dog food in the can she it had to lick the top a lot. He couldn't even get his paws inside the can or hold it steady. Not only was it unnecessarily cruel but his dog could have easily cut his tongue on the tip of the can and get infected.

>>162947076
I like Roaming Treant a lot.

>>162947162
Feels like MK would only work if the enemy doesn't have ranged supports.

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>even multi millionaire eg.fear is getting unstable sub 100 frames per second

top lol

Theres too much gay Dota porn
If there were to be another female hero, who do you think theyd be?

>>162947168
>wow, I can actually play the game now instead of having to do retarded archaic things like dropping items for crafting
Such a tragedy.
The game is getting better, it just upsets you because now you have to actually deal with the enemy player instead of hoping they fuck up by fighting the game mechanics more than you

>>162947368
Is this true? Did he do it on stream for epic lulz? Fuck that dumb memeshit

>>162947410
>13 minutes
>80 last hits

L O L

>>162947428
Then they'd be champions.

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>>162947325
>he doesn't want to feel OD's monsterous horse cock viciously pound his intestines and press into his prostate
>he doesn't want to be literally fucked stupid
Shit taste, desu

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Why haven't you guys started selling off all your items? Dota's going to be dead come March and you're items will have zero value.

>WK one shot crits Visage Birds

Icefrog needs to remove this shit, what the fuck.

>>162947265
sing the original version, you fucking degenerate

>>162947368
Man that reminds me of this one Runescape player that plays for like I don't know how many hours a day, like maybe 18, all while his two dogs just lie still on the couch behind him all the time. Like give them some exercise, some fucking stimulation, you piece of degenerate shit.

>>162947460
Last night, yes it was on stream. His reasoning was "his dog has no sense of portion control" Like what the fuck, he's a fucking dog. They eat everything you give them. He said the last time he put it one a plate the dog ate all of it and he didn't like that, so he just opened the can and put it in front of him. Poor dog was whimpering and then gave up, pissed me off last night. Animal cruelty shouldn't be on twitch.

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>>162947121
>>162946868
>>162946747
>>162946089
>>162945775
>>162945701
>>162945631

Does this mean Slardar is all mine? It does!

>>162947629
Its a fuckign dog, it doenst even remember it today.

>>162947626
>caring about non-humans

>>162947438
>>wow, I can actually play the game now instead of having to do retarded archaic things like dropping items for crafting
When did I complain about that? All I said was that there were more things to securely give you more reliable healing throughout the laning phase. The thing about healing effects not breaking could be chalked up as them fucking up though. I actually like the backpack. Itll at least let you reliably make items faster.
To be fair though, having people fuck up mechanics more than you was always a good retard check, and a legit means of victory.

>>162947629
>expecting Asians to have souls

This was nobody's fault but your own.

>>162947629
What the hell is he even thinking? Can he not give his dog a reasonably sized portion?

>>162947487
lol cs righte xdddd

>>162947575
I find it extremely funny Valve still gets away with pretending you have dollars or pounds, or euros in your wallet. It's Steam Money 100%, nothing to do with other currencies.

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>>162947723
>>162947737
>defending animal cruelty because you want to spam memes in a twitch chat
This is how you know 4chan is just underage edgelords now

>>162947723
Not him but I'm pretty sure it does.

>>162947723
>risking a dog cutting it's tongue on a can, getting infected, developing warts and ultimately dying a painful death that could have been avoided if the owner took TWO SECONDS to put the food on a plate because "lol its just a dog xd"

fuck you

>>162947723
Then how come your mom remembered I didn't wear a condom last night?

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>>162947575
way ahead of ya
(the chest is a drop and the courier is staying :)

>>162947723
>it doenst even remember it today.
Anon youre a piece of shit. I guess you should just steal from your Grandma with Alzheimer's or some shit, she wont remember it, right? Shes old, she wont even need stuff much longer anyways.

>>162947723
dogs have memory, just no sense of time

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>tfw you realise all dota ecelebs are sjws

>>162947783
It's dumb because even someone in his stack called him on it and Singsing just shut up him by saying "naaah its better this way if you think about it, he doesn't eat as much and wont get fat, and i dont have to wash a bowl, win/win:

i reported him on twitch but got no response

>>162947876
>getting infected, developing warts and ultimately dying a painful death
Lets not get carried away, though

Why is Fear Streaming, why is he not in China?

>giving a dog food for free
>letting the dog live in your home for free
>not physically abusing the dog or shooting it
Singsing is a compassionate person. You're all faggots.

>>162948000
>a game for cucks is filled with cucks

wew

>be me 5 minutes ago
>posts to 4chan instantly
>be me now
>posts to 4chan take forever to load
what the fuck hiroshimoot?

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hey guys, i just received an additional beta invite. Anyone interested?

i bet when you sacks of shit actually leave the house you look at other people's dogs when they are being walked and go "WOW HOW WHAT A HORRIBLE DOG OWNER"

go fuck yourselves

>Some dumb faggot tumblerite whining over dog eating from a can

kys yourself stupid leftard

>>162948000
Who is this boner condoner?

>>162948109

Isn't he a cuck or something?

>>162947823
>"but abortions are totally fine XDD"

fuck off reddit

>>162948219
Think he decided to limit bandwidth for users without 4chan pass

>>162948109

Fans hate the new Dota 2 Update 7.00, say the game is losing its identity

he new Dota 2 Patch 7.00 brings many changes to the game. For this reason, many fans criticize the update content and say the game is losing its identity.

Just as it happens when change arrives, the Dota 2 Patch 7.00 has divided gamers into two camps. While there are many players who can’t wait to get their hands on the update and try it out, there are also gamers who really don’t like the patch’s official description: “Your clash for the Ancients will never be the same.”
Fans criticize the new Dota 2 Patch 7.00

Dota 2 fans don’t like the new map and terrain changes. They believe that the current terrain represented Dota the best. Players also say that the stat benefits were also a good incentive for players to enhance their hero’s capabilities over time.

Players go as far as to say that the latest Dota 2 changes turn the game into a copy of League of Legends. Fans also criticize Valve for not giving them more time to test the update and have more feedback on the matter.

Dota 2 gamers also hate the update because it makes the game much easier, making it less challenging to play. It appears that Valve’s idea of evolution is not what players had expected. The company describes the Dota story as one of constant evolution, but fans think otherwise.

>>162948327
Abortions are fine though

Reminder that Tobi is the best caster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nnXWbnYfY

>>162948271
>not liking animal abuse makes you a sjw leftest socialist communist feelthebern hillshill

okay

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>>162948373

>>162948373
desu I love the new patch

>>162948271
I want to see you eat out of a can with just using your mouth

>>162948373
>because it makes the game much easier, making it less challenging to play.
this is very badly written. you just said the game was made easier. this already tells us that it is less challenging. by definition.

so why go ahead and tell us again, in the same fucking sentence? 'making it less challenging to play' adds absolutely no new information. fucking journalists.

>>162948259
There are homo sapians (your species) starving in africa and you're worried about some happy-go-lucky slave race (dogs). I don't understand faggots like you.

>>162948335
When are we going to track down and shoot Hiroyuki?

The guy works for Vogue in Paris, France he can't be that hard to track down.

>>162948718
>Because someone has it worse we shouldn't care about the other unlucky things.

k gr8 logik

>>162948373
If this was written by a game journalist of some sort, they need to shoot them.

If it was written by you, go to fucking school and learn to write

>>162948718
Did you just not read what he wrote, or are you actually retarded?

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>tfw horribly sick all week before patch came out and binged glorious pre-patch dota 2

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>fear levels up skills with a fucking mouse click

>>162948718
thanks for (You)ing me how you cannot read

here is your rightful (You) back!

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>>162946976
Underlord is perfect to be honest family.

>>162948241
hit me up senpai

http://steamcommunity.com/id/DottieDaQueen

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>there're still good people in d2g

Thank you, anon. I'll never forget this.

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>>162948000
>>162948000

Anyone who's well known on the internet have to be a nu-male/ libcuck and/or sjw.

Because if they don't all the other angry SJWs will come for them.

So they do it out of fear for themselves, and in turn creates more angry SJWs to hunt down the next guy.

>>162948718
>People in Africa
>Not a slave race
Lol. Dogs are man's best friend.

>>162948718
KEKS GET OUT OF MY THREAD RIGHT NOW

I want your input /d2g/. I'm working on smut involving Enchantress and wanted your opinion on who should apply the dicking. My current idea is to explain the ancient prowlers and have her enchant a satyr mindstealer for rather lewd reasons.

yes, no, any suggestions?

>>162948718
>There are kangz in africa that live off humanitary aid without working a single day in their entire lives
>This is actually the standard in africa

Fixed that for you

>>162949050
& he's still a better player than you :thinking:

>>162949107
>I'm glad care more about dogs than other homo sapians
(You)

>>162949271
dogs are more reliable than people

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>>162949169
Yes it should involve the whole Satyr Family Breeding her

>>162949169
Brad "Centaur" Warden

>people literally reporting "our guy" because he's an asshole to a dog
Who fucking caressss

>>162949050
>worrying about small shit that doesnt even matter

That's why hes great and you're in the dumpster. You think about every small tiny thing, probably have 500 different hotkeys on your keyboard for the most mundane shit and waste brain power and stupid stuff, while he takes the extra second and plays the way he feels comfortable.

>>162949169
Make her try to eat food from a can only using her mouth and then the dick comes through the other side of the can as shes struggling

>Dogs are so stupid they cant even eat out of a can

>>162949363
A dog is more likely to bite your nose/dick off if you forgot to feed it or something than a KANG

>>162949363
Dogs are more reliabe. They love better than people, they fuck better than people, they don't leave like people. They don't lie. They don't cheat or steal from you and they don't break your heart and crush the pieces underfoot when you're at your lowest. And they don't ask you to give up everything for love before turning around and smashing your life to pieces.

I remember when we were young we used to put ketchup inside cat's ass, then spin it from the tail real hard and throw it away.

The sound it made when it went across the sky was the funniest shit

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Nice stats popup dotards

>>162949169
That actually sounds pretty good

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>>162949514
said like somebody who never starved a WEWUZ in his basement

>>162949471
Why dont you show us how its done then, anon? Or are you too intelligent?

>>162949559
WAT THE FUCK

I CANT READ THAT SHIT

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HOLY SHIT

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>CLQ doesn't actually think anything is dog shit, it's just a persona
Oh. I guess he is actually funny then.

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>>162948000
Trump:
>Bulldog
>BSJ
>Moon Meander
>Sumail
>w33
>Zai
>PPD
>Sing Sing

Hillary cucks:
>LD
>Purge
>Nahaz
>Swindleberg
>Wykhrm
>Arteezy
>Loda and his wife's son

>>162949667
i just scoop it out with my hands

>>162949629
>Implying a wigger wouldn't do the same as a kangz

>playing with a friend I have a 69% winrate with
>playing on a hero I have a 59% winrate on
>we have a good, well-rounded team
>decide to risk my 8 game win prediction streak on it
>monkey shits all over my parade

thanks valve

>>162949710
Wouldn't expect that from Sumail.

anyone wanna be my qt dota bf? :3 we can play together, i'm 5.5k I can teach you

>>162942141
Lol nice write up there noob, tldr git gud

>>162949745
You eat it OUT from the can, not your hands, or the floor. Do it right this time.

>>162949746
where was that implied exactly?

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>>162949559
>stats are even harder to find now
ENOUGH

>>162949710
>Trump
>Uneducated highschool dropouts

>Hillary cucks
Physics majors/university professor's/valve programmers/uneducated gamers

Gee. Looks like trump voters shouldn't have the right vote since they have the IQ of a ghetto kang

>>162949967
i can just get a spoon

>>162950075
Trump won college educated whites.
Hillary only won minorities

Hi /d2g/ I'm from /lolg/ and want to try dota. Is this a bad time to switch over? What are some good heros for a beginner?

>>162950151
read the op you stupid fuck

>>162950151
>Is this a bad time to switch over?
no. the biggest and greatest update just hit.

>What are some good heros for a beginner?
visage, monkey king and techies are pretty strong right now

>>162950151
Lich dragonknight warlock viper riki sniper slark.

>a chink is mistreating a dog
what else is new?

>>162950151
This is a good time to switch over because DotA just became LoL. Though on the other hand there are some minor kinks with the new major update that they're still hotfixing. It should be okay as long as you don't mind being raped by a monkey or having your messages appear in chat.

Good on you for trying both. I tried LoL DotA HotS and Smite and found DotA to be the best (and LoL to be the worst, sadly, though I hear it's been improving in recent months). I recommend starting as a safe lane support with simple spells like Warlock.

>>162950134
Dogs are physically inable to use spoons. Your ability to use one doesnt make you any smarter. Try something else that really flexes your mind muscles.

>Tfw your ability to play doesn't match your understanding of the game because you took a long break from the game but still watched all the time

It hurts desu

How do I play jungle wraith king? I'm in 1k mmr so If I practice with a hero how doesnt' jungle then I end up fighting an AM AND a deusa for farm.

I know ES is a good early pick up. What about vlads? is basher worth it?

>Connection error
Nice fucking job nips

>>162950579
Just stun for your dusa and AM and push the tower at 2 minutes and kill the idiots who oppose you. You're 1k mmr people literally auto attack creeps until they die.

>>162950579
>vlads
no
>basher
once you have good ias

blink
omelette
echo
blademail
mjollnir
radiance
bkb
refresher

all good stuff on him, pick and choose as needed