Dota 2 General - /d2g/

First for 7.00 is a great patch

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WHERE IS PSG??? :((

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ETA on being able to play pre-v7.00 DotA 2 on some kind of third-party server?

I'm surprise there is no such software yet.

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why not go all the way ?

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Sixth for Soe being the love of my life.

>>162896986
because fighting games are garbage

>>162896980
it's in the works for an arcade game idk about time though

what if monkeyking also had a silence

I keep seeing people skipping his ult, so what if his ult on hit applied silence for 4/5/6 seconds?

HOHOOOOO YOU FOUND ME

>>162897049
what if if he looks at you youre stunned ?

>>162896950
Adelaide?

what if monkey king could transform into a tower

I haven't been following the updates too closely, does making illusions still make the game shit the bed?

>>162896980
Dumb frog poster no one cares about +2 attributes here

Monkey King is an extremely balanced hero totally not overpowered because valve wants to sell arcanas.

18th for why did they do this to the game

>>162897137
What if my dick could turn into a dick with your ass wrapped around it

what if when your ancient explodes monkey king could transform into it and as long as he is transformed the game goes on

>>162897137
Monkey King feels kind of weak right now, I think he should be able to transform into a working fountain.

>>162897210
post feet

>>162897231
I doubt you could handle my ass, anon

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>>162897027
>it's in the works for an arcade game
No, I'm not talking about a custom game in the DotA 3 client. I'm talking about being able to fully play the game as it was pre-v7.00 on underground servers using software that was created by reverse-engineering the client and network protocol that DotA 2 uses.

Shitty patch

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>>162896986
more?

>>162896986
This is what valve wants desu. They hate farming.

>>162897338
K-KISAMA

i love this patch

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I just realised they've completely removed hero alignments on the pick screen.

>>162897565
That's bad. Dire should play dire. And radiant shud play radiant

Guys guys hear me out just hear me out what if BKB can you used on your allies

>>162897630
but why would you want to block your allies spells

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>>162897231
>>162897561
gif related, you on the left, me on the right

>>162897630
Omni does it.

Guys guys hear me out just hear me out what if Boots were a sharable item

what if I hate teamfights

>>162897752
Play LeL

>/vg/ gaming

What if you died if you ran out of mana?

wtf I love split pushing now

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>>162897752
Then the last game of this kind that wasn't just a glorified "hero arena brawler" has jumped the shark, and you'll probably want to find a different kind of game to play.

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is there a spanish toon?

>>162897910
stormspirit

>>162897910
monkey king?

dotard dick

What are the most fun heroes of 7.00?

>>162898317
your boypussy

>>162897343
>being this mad about losing your free circlets
lmao

Guys chink ceremony the best ceremonies
https://www.douyu.com/229131

>>162898317
Depends on your idea of fun.
Puck for me.

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Do you tell people you play dota? I don't, I'm too ashamed

>>162897358
do it slut

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Why would anyone ever fight for bounty rune anymore

>>162898469
why do people bring these fucking bottles everywhere, ive seen grown men drink out of these for gods sake just get a normal fucking waterbottle

>>162898541
MORE money

>>162898563

they like xenoestrogen

>>162898469
I can't tell that I've played 11000+ hours of a video game.

>>162898563
Because they're reusable, and you can put ice in there too. Not that hard to figure out.

>>162898640
think ur gay m8

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What happened to Tucker+Ar1se+Sing streams

>>162898469
What a literal qt.

>>162898780
Tucker is too cool now.
Ar1se is too busy fucking 15 year olds.

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>UI still doesnt' make a difference between BONUS/BASE armor/damage

>>162898780
voe is my gf

>>162898824
>Ar1se is too busy fucking 15 year olds.
elaborate?

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why do dotards hate change?

>>162899002
>have to hover over le minimalist lol hud to see your spell damage amp
>it has raw attack speed numbers there for some reason
epic Valve

HP/MANA BARS ARE STILL REALLY FUCKING SMALL AND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN.REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162899056
he fucks girls that are 15 years old a lot of time so he is busy

>>162899081
>REALLY FUCKING SMALL


are people actually blind or some shit this is literally so fucking easy to see

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>>162899056
wat didn't u understood?

>>162899165
That's not a 15 year old.

>>162899165
>>162899106
i wanted to know what she looked like. is das really her?

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>>162899227
It is tho

>>162899327
15 year old girls do not look like that and they certaily don't dress like that.

>>162899364
1. She is 15 year old.
2. They dress like that.

>>162899327
i dont know why but clothes on the floor always trigger me
she's probably degenerate slut

>>162899364
I see you woke up from a 50 year coma.

>>162899165
>>162899327
Good for him

>+150% walrus punch crit
>500% crit on walrus punch
Holy fuck this sounds fun.

>>162899416
>tfw spend a whole day edging

It feels great but the big mess ain't worth it.

>>162899384
>>162899391
When did this become socially acceptable? (((Who's))) behind this?

>>162899508
People have been breeding and fucking around for thousands of years at around age of 15

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>>162899416
^^^this but on TA's body

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dota 2 references:
>poetry, literature and mythology
>physics
>classic dota-specific memes
league references:
>modern culture
>weaboo shit
>freshest internet memes

really makes you think

is there anyone who make videos about this game? like 3klikphilip in csgo

>>162899724
ppddota

>tfw playing against lvl 25 OD with like 65 stolen int

Uhhh... I-Icefrog, I thought you were gonna nerf le bad news man...

Slardar is mine.

Mine!

>>162899723
ENDURANCE RUN

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only 90s kids remember this

>>162896967
I'm here

remember to stay hydrated and sit up straight

also don't throw away your young life on video games and end up in a dead end job you hate to perpetuate an existence of things and nice apartments when you'd be just as happy sleeping outside

haha! love this patch :)

so many epic teamfights! :)

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>two-stack feeds 40 times and tries to kill enemies that I astraled at least ten times

Have some OC I made to feel better

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Do you think Sven holds Rylai's hair when she is sucking Juggs dick?

>>162899992
haha, me too! :)
i also absolutely love that my ping has quadrupled and i have gotten packet loss in all of my 7.00 games! :)
I also love the fact that despite roaming and failing to achieve anything in first 10 minutes i still end up being lvl 25 with 4 items in 45 minutes! :)
getting behind in items and levels was so toxic and anti-fun! ;)

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>>162899959
>not posting the map with Rosh pit at Dire mid
That was the stupidest fucking era of dota tbqh

>>162900009
>personal computer
they go to cyber cafes tho
Peruvians can't pay for PCs, they are literal subhumans

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>>162899710
Dota has literally anime characters from specific animes in it.
You need to cool your horses.

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>>162899797
>mfw I only just realised they renamed all of his abilities to not be generic

>>162896854
what's happening to night stalker

>>162900186
Cyber cafe computers are just PCs bought in bulk.

I'm not a /pol/ack, but I probably would be if my main interaction with foreigners was through this game.

>>162899991
also is pugna good now somebody please tell me

looks like DP got the absolute shaft again in the form of the worst talents of any hero. really nigga 6 ghosts?

someone buy me merqueen outfit for christmas pls thx i gotta go to work i'll check back in on my GOOGLE PIXEL

>>162900304

his skill names were fine imo

"sprint" was fine, "guardian sprint" sounds retarded. "guardian rush" or just "rush" would have been better, but "sprint" was fine as it was.

"bash of the deep" also sounds dumb as fuck. it's something a 14 year old me would have thought up after playing D&D or MTG all day.

I don't like "corrosive haze" either. it's better than Amp Damage which was a very misleading name but still doesn't fit. maybe name it something to do with lantern since he's an anglerfish. "guardian's lantern" or something

fucking valve is so stupid. fuck icefrog

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>d2g was a badgeneral all along

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Why didn't they just move the camera back instead of changing the HUD?

>>162900680
dumb animeNEET

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what does he taste like, /d2g/?

>>162900823
blingwater

>>162900823
like bags of milk

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>when 4 players on teh enemy team dc but the one guy lefts tries to carry the game for 30 mins

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>Play Enchantress before Dragon Lance
>Dragon Lance added, Enchantress gets nerfed 5 times

>>162900894
>enemy player abandons
>almost lose 4v5 to storm, sniper and tide

>>162900894
I do that all the time when I play Techies.

>>162900894
i did it once with ember spirit against team with no lockdown and almost won
too bad their wk got aghs and i couldn't kill them fast enough
whole enemy team commended me for some reason though

is it bad that monkey King is making me actually want to read journey to the west

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has valve fixed the game so thirdies are able to play again

>>162900894
why would it take you 30 minutes to end tho

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>>162901190
Readings never bad.
I liked the film too

>>162899063
>tfw the artist can't stop adding stupid details to make it look edgier
Sometimes less is more.

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>>162900174
>it's a 10/10 ruins her perfect face with body modification picture

Literally why?

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>>162901281
this is an 8/10 in chinkland

>>162901267
for some reason even when playing 3v1 everyone just wants to farm and get solo killed by the 500 gpm the last guy gets

>>162901190
Watch the superior anime reinterpretation called Saiyuki.

I'm going full team ooga me booga
seriously infuriating how all those system babies are lost and can't play for shit holy fuck
feels like I'm playing in alliance or something

>>162901354
ok?
then you just group up and he can't fight because you chain stun him
i'd say 10 min tops playing 5v1, to end

>>162900224
Lina and who else?

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>play jungling core
>win

new patch is so stupid
you shouldnt be able to get away with having this much reliable farm in the jungle with little to no way to keep it warded down. theres no more chokepoints, a billion entrances to each jungle, shrines
this is dumb

>>162901657
I wish I was CM

>>162901694
and runes to refill bottles?? its a fucking joke
if anything jungle should be more exposed/dangerous rather than less

too much farm turns games static

>>162901657

Reminder that Wukong wants to give Lina the hot monkey dick.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/08/Monkey_ally_39.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/84/Monkey_ally_91.mp3

>viper has a +attack range talent when his q doesn't scale with attack range
uhhh dotards?

>>162901657
Keep forgetting that artist's name

Monkey King is actually impossible to beat

>>162901813
Reminder that wukong is a baneposter
>if boundless striked you would you die?
>it would be extremely painful
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f1/Monkey_crown_ally_101.mp3
>for you

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>>162901359
>Watch the superior anime reinterpretation called Saiyuki.
That shit had more homoerotic undertones than Jojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxMxA2N4cqo

>>162901821
I don't understand.

Literally the only heroes whose attack range effects their damage is Ench and to a less extent Drow.

>>162901932
I mean his Q range.

>>162901442
>then you just group up


that's what I'm trying to say, people ignore each other and play like the game is over solo farming all over the map

Literally had to fucking spam ping and chat for like 15 mins just to get the other two to group together for a single minute

>>162901913
female mangaka do that.

>>162901959
myb ur just shit and at a shit mmr

>>162901694
uhhh, but camps don't spawn each minute now so you got less farm in total and you need to waste more time moving between camps
also most of them are placed on lowground so most melee junglers can't see ganking party until it's to late to retreat
and don't forget about iron talon being nerfed

I want to play dota but I hate the turnspeed etc, it feels so fucking slow.. what do I do ?

>>162902120
Play Io.

>>162901821
it should though, like all attack modifier skills and focus fire do
it's bugged if it doesn't

>>162902120
Stay a lolbabby if you're incapable of understanding why it's there

>>162902120
you get used to it, frostytoad can't remove it because dotards would cry, they like to believe it adds some form of skill to the game

just like back then when they complained about smartcast and how it would never be added

dotards cling to the 'mechanics' of wc3, because they can't separate mechanics from limitations.

soon, though

frosttoad will save dota

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>Ability Draft
>2.55 cooldown decay
>Tri-Aghs Upgrade

FEELS GUD
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2849850256

Why do people max moment of courage over press the attack?

>>162902703
I haven't touched AD since 7.00 started, how does it handle talents?

>>162902601
Oh yeah running away while casting spells til you get an advantage and then the hunted becomes the hunter, REALLY fucking interesting mechanic as LeL has clearly shown

>>162902760
Makes a lot more heroes viable compared to just stats upgrade. The only problem with the 7.0 update is some heroes can get double ults for some reason.

>>162900894
if you dont do this you should be banned for life t b h

>>162902831
But how does Ability Draft handle talents that buff specific abilities? Do you just have to consciously not pick them if you don't have the associated skill?

you guys do realize that you can still get a perfect 1 tick (0.03s) armlet toggle without external scripts or without any console toggle?

the only thing you have to do is bind the item slot where you're gonna place armlet to a key on normal cast and to another key on autocast, if you wanna armlet toggle, you just press both keys once, there you have it, instat armlet toggle

>>162901835
legoman

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How come they dont use the fattest guy in the world as Hockey Goalie?

>>162903083
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thanks lad

>>162902912
yeah, talents that upgrade specific skills do work

>play with "bigger map" option
>occasionally missclick while running from enemy and turn back into death

>play with default map
>barely pay attention to it
initially we had 4 options for minimap size and now only 2, wtf?

>>162903093
cause he would get tired and have a fucking heart attack and they would get sued

>>162903093
The thing most people in this thread don't seem to realize is that goalies only take up most of the net from the angle of the shot because they move around so well. In other words if you're watching hockey from an outside perspective, you see a bunch of empty net, right? In fact, even if you're on the ice watching the play, you still see a lot of empty net. Even if you have the puck, you'll see a bunch of net around the goalie's shoulders and legs. But the truth is that if you got on your belly and looked at the view from the puck's perspective, there is almost no free space in the upper parts of the net (so a fat goalie does nothing) and the most space is actually in the lowest foot of the net (good luck finding a guy with 3 foot wide ankles). So the truth is that you're much better with a more agile goalie who is tall enough not to get shots over his shoulders when he's on his knees (but not so tall that the hole between his legs is huge) and agile enough to get into position for every shot. The prototypical goalie body is in the 6'-6'3" range and wiry. Think Marc-André Fleury and Ryan Miller - tall guys, yes, but in the 180lbs range, and if you saw them with their shirts off you'd think they were scrawny little dudes. The pads add the bulk for almost no cost in weight. To add volume to the goalie by adding 40lbs of fat would absolutely destroy their foot quickness and ability to slide around side to side. Bigger, heavier goalies have to play more positionally because they aren't as quick (think JS Giguere in his prime), while smaller guys have the speed (and the need) to move around more for every save.
Equipment isn't really the reason, I'm not sure why the top comment is about equipment. If a player physically needs equipment beyond the scope of the rules, it's evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

>>162903490
Haha it smells bad.

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>Top lane is fine
>meanwhile bottom became a fucking vietnam jungle which is great scenario for offlaners
>rosh is closer to top
I know that sub 3k players are complaining about MK being op but the radiant side is fucked now, dire is a lot better now and its pretty obvious.

Haha you guys ever wonder how shrapnel smells hoho just curious haha

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Why isn't there any trash talking/taunting/personal attacks during games anymore?

Is it because of the chinks and their robotic influence?

>>162903656
Because jews run dota now

>>162903656
Chinks are the biggest shittalkers. Blame Reddit and Valve for neutering it.

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>redditfags still trying to redesign HUD
>all their designs are shit
>obsessing over having KDA visible even though its not necessary
>none of them including Buyback Status visible even though its essential

no one on reddit knows how to play this game but icefraud will listen to them anyway

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>>162903812
>>162903979

>plebbit

Why is it always that when something cancerous is going on, those shit stains are at the epicenter?

how fucking incompetent is valve?
>roll out an update with jackshit ui
>keep updating ever since
>everytime there is a new bug
>game runs like shit for everyone despite half the playerbase being 3rd worlders

i finally uninstalled this crap, this is the 10th update and now the chat is unusable and quickbuy is bugged. god forbid they hire a few more people, nah, they need to swim in jewgold with 300-ish elitist fucktards wanking each other off on a valve holiday

>>162900894
Thats how you play Dota anon.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1f/Drow_levelup_01.mp3
>My balls drop
what did she mean by this?

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>>162897565

Borders were the obstacle, goy.

I think Troll, Doom, and Tinker will emerge as counters to Monkey King. The biggest problem right now is that wards a level higher than monkey don't seem to reveal him.

>>162904150
performance and ui will be fixed but what wont be fixed is the shit tier new meme meta and third worlders flooding us servers. this game isnt fun for me right now. and it will take another season at least before icefrog realizes he ruined the game and dials it back a lot. if he realizes it that is.

>>162903979
>>162904086
While I really dislike reddit and hate them having a say when it comed to this game I am glad to have them on the UI case right now because we at least see some kind of improvement.
Valve's first take on the UI was beyond dumpster tier, a literal copy paste from league that even forgot all the dota specific stats that matter.

>>162904461
>Performance will be fixed

Somewhere, a TF2 player laughs at your naivety, and the CS:GO player realizes why with their latest update.

What's wrong with pathing?

Hey lads how do i techies ? So far I've been trying them on offlane duo, has mixed results. Maybe mid with max proximity to push and take bounty every 2?

>>162904560
dota has had big changes like this that were bugged to shit and they always get fixed within a week or two so its not even worth complaining about. complaining about the shitty map and gameplay changes and open borders is way more valuable.

>>162904747
Forget about it. The change on gameplay is, at most, getting minimized, but backpedaling on it? Nah. He's never done that, so if anything, it's time to move to another multiplayer.
And don't worry. Most third-worlders can't even play Dota now because of the performance combined with their shit rigs.

t. third-worlder

>>162899773
he did, by giving him some of the worst talents in the game

would you rather fuck sheever 5 times or soe once

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>Be Zeus mid
>Do alright, but die a few times to riki and slark
>Get gem after blink
>Team flames me
>Team constantly get pudge ulted and blame me
>Monkey king afk half the time
I thought the game was supposed to get decent once you hit 5k

>>162904865
>The change on gameplay is, at most, getting minimized, but backpedaling on it? Nah. He's never done that
you're right about that. the idea that these cancerous shrines and rune changes are with us forever is killing me. the talents can be made good however, theyre currently shit.

>>162904954
I'd rather not

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Skadoosh

>>162904996
Due to MMR inflation 5k is the new 3k

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>>162904510
>Valve's first take on the UI was beyond dumpster tie
i don't know why new "remastered" hud is so fucking counter-intuitive
>you used to have search box on top of shop, now its on bottom
>informations/killed by window used to display on left, now its on right
>HP used to be above skills, now its below skills
etc

>>162905158
>Both hover hand

Fucking stop i can't look

>>162905158
i heard bulldog is losing weight and working out now and is on his way to become real chad
Sheever will regret not picking admiral over that shitfaced odpixel

>>162904954

soe once because thicc

>>162905221
its intentional i guess

>>162904954
sheever's feet

>>162905362
Just +6 treants my shit up

>>162905293
bulldog is literally chad though, even though he looks like a fucking spastic the guy knows how to talk to women, he's fun and charismatic too

>>162905452
hi bulldog

>>162903656
>Why isn't there any trash talking/taunting/personal attacks during games anymore?

Reddit rumor that using bad language lowers our goodgoy behavior score

>>162905362
i want them to be small and insignificant except for level 25 spell buff. icefrog LITERALLY used talents to balance heroes and INSTEAD of balancing heroes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162905452
that's because he has twitch chat audience and everyone automatically assumes that everything he says is a joke/meme

>>162905502
Hoho I want them to be large and significant including the level 25 one haha

>>162905452
mate hes awkward as fuck irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMKzTiNW1OY

Why doesn't monkey king say WE WUZ KANGS?

>>162905502

what i actually wanted was a small lv 25 buff for some heroes that sucked

shit like this:

rubick: spells stolen deal 50% more damage
abaddon: cost moil pierces and affects enemy/ally units between target unit.

stuff like that is actually fun and responsive and easy to recall.

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if you dont have a champions ticket get out of this thread please, thanks

Can some roleplay as Slardar and fuck me?

>>162905362
Furion needs buffs to farm.

>>162905632
only if you cosplay as fuTA and fuck me first

>>162905620
>spending money on a f2p game

>>162905615
>cost moil

Can someone tell me how valve will attract the league audience by stealing ideas from heroes of the storm?
Seems counter productive to me. Perhaps they should buff farming so the league audience is intrigued by our game?

>Monkey king is not broken

I WANT VALVE TO GET CANCER OR SOMETHING THIS HERO IS ONE BROKEN FUCK

>>162905573
>that face
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
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Whats the music currently playing on Sing Sings stream? the gentle female voice one.

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>>162905763
I want bulldog to get cancer and then see how he handles that. It would actually make his stream more entertaining because we'll see if life is still as funny for him as it is right now.
Singsing should get it too.

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>People are now 1000000x more likely to tilt and give up now because the enemy team gets power ups for stomping and being ahead

Talents were the single worst thing ever implemented to Dota and they're going to require so much more work to balance than what Valve is gonna do

>>162905502
you realize that talents are there so icefrog has more options to balance heroes
imagine if for example, movement speed was hard locked at 300 for all heroes, that's how it was with attribute bonuses
>>162905615
how is throwing people half of the screen away isn't fun
+200 to shield HP may be isn't that fun, but your suggestion for coil is pretty bad too

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>mfw the amount of micro-managing I'm supposed to do as a support now
I have to keep like 10 different mental counters as well as ensuring every lane is winning and getting farm. This is insane.

>>162905763
but anon /d2g/ is full of utter retards who can't take advantage of an early lead so they lose late with him thus he's balanced :)

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>>162905703
I just spent $220 on the secret shop buying some cute stuff and this isn't even the first time I spent another $300 a few months back. AMA

>>162905906
NP.trixi

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>tfw playing dota again after so long to try out the new patch
>get matched against 5 stacks every game even though I queue solo
>currently on a 11 games loss streak
Nice matchmaking Valve. I just want to have fun damn it.

>>162905826
Please respond.

>>162905935
yeah and all you can think about is dick you fucking faggot, must be the reason why you're still 2k

>>162905164
I honestly have better team mates in lower MMR than higher

>>162905979
i mean if you can afford it and enjoy it good for you anon

i spent like 250 usd overall on csgo stuff but im from eastern yurop and really regret it now

>>162905925
>you realize that talents are there so icefrog has more options to balance heroes
yes i do realize that. and its bad and lazy.

>hero falls off near level 15?
>instead of making core changes to the hero lets just put a band aid talent on him at level 15!
>genius!

give me a fucking break. its not exciting at all either.

twitch /sheepsticked

sheep is cute, CUTE!

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>>162906018
Yeah I don't know why they reverted that shit, I hadn't faced a 5 stack in months and now every other game is a stomp because it's literally 5 randoms vs 5 stack

I mean they changed it so solo people would be matched up against them again, why WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!?!?!?

>Enemy co-ordinates taking both our bounty runes
>Mid ping spams and feeds couriers right away

NAGA POSTER WHY DID YOU LEAVE USSSS, WE NED SOLOQUEUE BACK HELPPPPP

>Am with aghs reflects agha ultimates back even if the enemy deosn't have aghs
op

What are creeps?

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>>162906080
i think the dota 2 secret shop is really valuable, things are not even expensive they are about the right price for comparable items in stores.

The best part is i get to wear all of my purchases so that the whole world can know that I play dotard! :3

>>162906162
meh, she needs makeup. then maybe.

>>162906212
A miserable pile of gold & xp.

>>162906212
neets who were promised a futa gf if they reach the enemy ancient

>>162906169
game is ded. why you think there no true solo-q anon
not enough people

>>162906162
>looks like she would have that terrible limp 2 inch tranny micropenis

fucking dropped

>>162906121
yeah and fucking +2 to all attributes for ten levels were original and brilliant and added a lot of depth to the game

>>162906298
>ilexa wants a futa gf
hot as fuck

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>>162906298
i found her guys!

>>162906380
fun bonuses with talents instead of stats, i like the idea. balancing heroes around talents? lazy garbage.

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>>162906298
Then why do I play as a Hero and not a creep?

>>162906162
>the girl who got upset when trump won and pro players memed on twitter
>also got upset when notail said f*g*ot

absolutely dropped

>>162906529
i dont care about politics

FROM HERE

>>162906516
but anon you ARE a creep

>>162906463
>Posts a pic where she doesn't have a cock

>want to play some dotes
>remember 300 range Kang is in the game.

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>>162906563
>missing the point this hard
jesus christ anon how do you even remember to wake up in the morning?

>>162906630
TO THERE

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>watching lil stream
>he casually kills four enemy heroes as visage without help of the team
man, what a player, how would other teams even compete against VP
reminder he can also play like half of the entire hero pool as pos4
and it also looks like this patch promotes alot of fighting and slav teams are traditionally best at it

>>162906682
>implying i actually want to wake up in the mornings

i mean shes gay i guess she doesnt like the word faggot i dont know anon everybody has some stupid shit but unless its really radical i dont really care especially if its politics related

>>162906780
anon she's in isis

So you guys still dislike the changes, eh? Your favorite game is slowly turning into casual garbage. Icefrog ruined the map big this time.

I haven't paid attention to DotA in a couple years, is Black^ still our guy/ogre?

Do you guys actually prefer talents to 20+ to all stats? Seriously? This shit makes heroes squishy as fuck even in the lategame because nobody gets the same level of stats as they did before

>>162906852
hes p cool
his team got exposed at boston, but we'll see if they bounce back, they have decent potential

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>tfw no age of dark hero

>>162906920
You can still pick defensive talents.
shit like 50 hp regen makes people tankier than they ever were.

>>162906758
measure your words again anon
might want to delete noones pic again after choking the fuck out

>>162904954
I would prefer not to.

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>>162906780
>shes literally a Hillary libcuck faggot tumblr SJW
you don't see this at all

this is (you) in the picture btw

anyone here play path of exile?

>>162906951
>his team got exposed at boston
What happened?

>>162906816
Only thing he ruined was jungle respawn time. I often have to sit and wait for the camps to respawn.

>>162906920
plenty talents give hp/stats/armor anon
>>162907004
>crush everything in sea (like fnatic/whatever team mushi was on did)
>get last place
except mushi got good valve event placements usually

>>162897698
For free

>>162907002
Maybe the path of exile general does

>>162907002
I'd play it if it wasn't because the load times on an HDD are fucking atrocious.

What counters visage?

>>162907086
>implying we play dota

>>162906983
That's nice, Mr. Frogposter.

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What female heroes have a huge cock in the Dota lore?

>>162907137
Razor?

>>162907137
Axe, Luna, Medusa, gyro, etc

>>162907172
>TA
>luna
>lina
>LC
>qop of pain

luna is my favorite

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>VP posters are still bragging how great their team is after getting humiliated by EG
holy kek

>>162906975
i won't defend their performance at boston, of course they ended up playing against worst team for them that and it also looked like they studied them thoroughly, but VP played for like 30% of what they shown in summit and major quals
that doesn't mean they can't play for 100% in future tournaments

>fapped so much that I tore some skin and now bleeding from my dick

>>162907172
Can someone explain the futa fetish to me? I don't get it.

>>162907289
Lmao underage faggot. If you were actually the correct age, you wouldn't have done it.

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>>162907279
I will never fucking forget that, holy shit.
VP calling it 19 mins in right after that post was made was like his favorite team BTFOing him.

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>>162907273
Same, great taste man.

>>162907325
The contrast between the male and female parts make it exciting.

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>>162907159
i might be the froposter, but (you) are the ACTUAL FROG

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post ur 5 most recent games of dota!

>The new terrain doesnt change the appearance of towers and buildings
Whats even the point?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>162907537
WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEEEEEEET

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>>162907537

>>162907426
Yeah well i see more of a contrast with you and sanity

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>>162907279

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>>162907537
WE WUZ KANGS

>>162907676
>>162907279
I really like single elim

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>>162907537

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>>162907537

If I'm playing spirit breaker, what's the sweetspot for hitting a creep/neutral with no bashes, so that when I gank someone, PRD will increase my chance to bash during the gank?

Do I hit the creep 2-3 times with no bash, then charge? I don't want to attack ten times waiting for RNG to give me 4 hits with no bash.

How do i build DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM now?

>>162908123
nice meme ! ! !

>>162908123
LOL!

>>162908123
I'm gonna post this on reddit and get so many upvotes haha!

>>162908123
What if prophet had this talent?
>-10 second cooldown from teleport

>>162908078
yeah, it works like that
>>162908089
tranquils, memedrop, magic wand, helm of dominator
eat alpha wolf, dominate big satyr and push shit with your team
>>162908206
1.5 or 2 second less cast time would be probably better

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>>162896854

Guys is sniper support viable now?

>>162905673
fucking kill yourself

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>cutest courier is a fucking snail

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>>162908453

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>mfw i always forget to level that tree shit up and instead just level wex or exort

>>162908434
He just needs gold.

Why doesn't mk say we wuz kangs?

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>>162908530
>its an exp talent

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>Dota 2 7.00 is literally league of legends!!!
>talent class or whatever came from HotS
>only the hud and few other things like spell vamp are LoL things
are dotards really this retarded?

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>tfw not even close to prepared for Champions Cup
Any really needed bans lads? I haven't faced any underlords yet in the past few days, is he more balanced now?
>Le tier 5 face

>>162908453
Lies, shroom courier is best

>>162896986
Dunno

I just don't want to suffer any longer.

So is the new Techies a jungler now? The new mines do so much magic damage.

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>>162906758
>NA DOMINATION is over says increasingly nervous man for fifth time this year

Where's the option to move the KDA/CS back to being over portrait on alt press?

>>162907172
The more petite the woman, the bigger her cock.

>>162908690

Just look at that boot of travel on his head. tell me that's not the most adorable thing you've ever seen.

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>playing against 5 stacks is now a thing again even if you're 5 randoms


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is fuTA still viable this patch now that stacking and jungling has been nerfed? Or is she stronger because of skirmishing? Is it even worth it taking the respawn reduction talent? How big is her dick?

>>162908681
Magic damage heroes like rubick and qop can now scale. Pugna has insane cast range and won't die if you get a heart. There was a QoP that fought a fed alch with blademail and beat him. The game is league because in real dota, spell heroes wouldn't have scaled.

>>162908726
it will take forever to clear camps with level one mines
try to roam with him, he has 525 magic damage and 4 second silence at level 2

Why is Monkey King allowed to exist?

He gets free permanent stealth that you can't counter with wards unless hes hanging around next to a tall ward spot or have a Nightstalker with Aghs

And then he jumps on you from the place you couldn't know he was hiding and Hooked on a Feeling starts playing and you die

>>162908839
I don't even play unless I'm in a 5/4/3 stack. Lol fuck solo queuers.

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Holy shit blitz weight loss is real
Maybe now he can lose the shitty attitude he's gained?

>>162909006
wow that slardar remodel looks really nice

>>162908942
>Why is Monkey King allowed to exist?

Because he has an arcana. He won't be nerfed either because it will hurt chances of people buying the Arcana.

>>162908942
He exists because WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEET

>>162909006
probably low blood sugar or high blood pressure, people with that shit are always bitichy

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>I- I just wanted to try this game..... that's all...

Guys, why I am level account 4 and I keep being matched with level 25, level 30.... and stuff like that... They stomp me, and I don't even understand what's going on most of the time.
I just want to learn a bit....
Is the matchmaking so bad, or am I doing something wrong?
Where are the low level people like me? There aren't?

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>>162907537

reminder that echo saber and basher is dank

>>162909112
play limited heroes or least played modes, there are more less experienced players there

>>162909147
> Normal skill

>>162909147
NORMAL SKILL.

TYPE: NORMAL.

>>162909061
hahahaha

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>>162907537

Was losing everything before 7.00. This patch seems easier for some reason.

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>>162909006
That girl could open a can of beans with that chin holy mother of god