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fuck you vlambeer edition

>Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
>Wiki
nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>Character Guides
http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
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I wanna smooch Chicken's butt!
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I want to actually unlock Rogue
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>>128019919
so yesterday was the melting B day and today is plant B day? I can dig it
>>128024428
I also bought it way way back when and played for maybe 2 hours and gave up on it. For some reason though I've been fucking addicted to it since release, I don't remember it being this fun at all
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throne butt doesnt do shit for me on steroids
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post those golden weapons
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>>128026006
lmao
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>>128026161
if you see a little yellow !!! it means you got some free ammo, it just doesn't list it like an ammo pick up.
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>>128026492
were you going for the skin, cause strong spirit fucks that up
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>>128026963
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>>128026492
M A D M A N
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>be fish with double minigun
>get to Throne II with 0 ammo
>have to kill it with the fucking guitar
>start to loop
>everytime I try to use the minigun it lasts like 4 seconds
>have to clear the maps using only the guitar

I had Back Muscle and fucking Recycle Gland, but even with Fish who gets more ammo didn't matter shit.
I thought a minigun with those mutations was supposed to be good, specially on a loop where you don't miss a shot.

Why are bullet weapons so fucking shit?
And why is the guitar so good?
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Cheesy way to get a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRv9VdlEr0
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taking writefag requests if anyone wants something
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>>128027351
Ultra Revolver is pretty good, at least.
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>>128027496
Rogue and Lil' Hunter, back in the "Good Ol' Days".
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>>128019660
Then how do golden weapons work
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>>128027451
Is gun gun drop guarunteed after I take crown of gun?
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>>128027886
Venuz gives them out
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>>128027886
In that universe, they just happen to have that gun. Maybe YV gave it to them, I don't fuckin' know.
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>>128027886
They work in the same way that some universes have characters that other universes don't.
It's also the explanation for looping.
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>>128027351
why didn't you use gun warrant? fill the entire screen with bullets while its free and recycle gland will build up a bit of ammo and then you can just clean up whats rest of the stage relatively safely with melee. just be careful for shielder i.d.p.d.
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>>128027947
Not necessarily. It just gets added to the weapon drop table after looping if you have Crown of Guns, and it can start dropping on 1-2 L1 following the normal weapon drop rules. I recommend taking Open Mind as Y.V. and then looking in the huge weapon chests for it after taking an Ultra mutation.
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>>128027786
>be lil hunter, out on a mission with your best bud Rogue not sure what to actually call her since I'm assuming her real name isn't rogue near the frozen city
>the built in radio inside the helmet buzzes, with the sound of rogue crunching through snow: "See anything from up there, Lil' Hunter?"
>Fuming, you hiss back, "I hate it when you call me that--bandits sneaking up behind you!"
>You're following her up on a wall of ice, while she's down in a gorge. Rogue spins out, slipping and falling right on her ass to find a whole lot of nothing. Told her a million times not to say Lil Hunter even though you know she can tell it makes you smile under that mask
>Hearing her giggle, you can't help but laugh with her. It's quickly drowned out by the sound of a gatling mechanism, pouring bullets at your back. A couple of malfunctioning snow tanks are spraying at you, and they clip your jetpack.
>You can vaguely hear Rogue screaming through the head set while spiraling through the air, attempting to get the damn thing under control. The ground rushes up so fast, you actually shriek plowing into the ice
>Those damn snow tanks loom over you, until blindingly blue lights sprout up from the ground, and the tanks suddenly pop as if someone'd let off a bomb inside them.
>Rogue is running over, sliding down an icy hill while her wrist finishes it's glowing command. Never mind that, you get to hug Rogue, fuck yeah--
>In the middle of her checking you, asking if you're alright, you manage to get through the whole sequence in your surely bludgeoned head. "Where'd you get that? You're not authorized to be carrying around a portal strike, are you?"
>As if on queue, Rogue hands you a rather large chunk of rads, probably scraped off of those. Those things will be the death of you, but goddamn if they don't make you feel amazing.
>"I won't tell if you won't, right Lil' Hunter?"
It's not right, it's not fair
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>>128025883
Sleep tight, assassin
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>>128025883
wake up and kill some scrubs assassin
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>>128025883
WAKE UP ASSHOLE
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I am scared /ntg/. I don't want to die.
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The time I put into this is too much
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>>128031008
why did you loop
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>>128030836
Fear is the mindkiller, anon. Go forth bravely, sir, and do what I cannot.
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And so a glitched wolf found its way through the wall I was behind.
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>>128031123
Why would I stop my run at the throne?
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>>128025883
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>>128031008
>melting B-skin
>looped
this mad fucking man
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>>128031123
>>128031776
if you have a crazy weapon you might as well just fuck up the generators it's not like it makes the throne fight THAT much harder
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Sometimes rats hurt me even when I have gamma guts. Is there any way to know if they'll damage you?
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So is there a glitch or is this a 'feature'? I just one-shot Big Bandit in his first few frames of charging in with a sledgehammer. How can I do it again?
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>>128031973
gama guts is broke and only works if you're moving iirc. don't stand still when rats are rushing you anyway
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>>128032001
and btw, the boss fight music won't stop. after I killed him it kept going and now it's looping...
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it actually happened holy shit

Also anyone her having issues with steam snapshot shortcuts? It won't let me set it to anything other than f1-12

>>128032001
If he's moving forward, melees can double hit sometimes i think, cus i can 1 shot big rats with a wrench if im using eyes active to pull them closer.
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>>128031973
Rats dont die from one gamma guts in my experience if i dont have scary face, so its possible that they just hit you after getting hit by gamma guts.
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>>128031008
>>128032152
good lad today I got it too
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>>128032152
THE MUSIC WONT STOP HELP

I WANT TO RESTART BUT I'M HAVING A REALLY GOOD ROBOT RUN
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>>128029972
>"Going for the throne"
>"I don't care about my old home, or anyone, I'm going for that throne"
>Rogue thinks to herself as she climbs out of the caves and into the white tundra
>This was all Rogue would keep telling herself, though its been shortened down since she started mutating herself
>Though in her slightly foggy mind, she recognizes the area
>She even finds the old camp she and Lil' Hunter stationed
>Out of curiosity, she chimes into her radio too see if Lil's frequency is still available
>"Lil' Hunter, do you read me?"
>She does this a few more times to no avail, giving up and moving forward
>Around ten minutes later she hears a bit of static, unsure if it was her radio, but thinking it was maybe one of the machines she's been killing
>A few more minutes and she hears even more static emanating from her radio
>She responds "Lil' Hunter, do you read me?"
>All that she gets in response is a distorted and maniacal laughter
>And then she feels the drop

Is it okay if I continue your story writer-anon?
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>>128032254
I don't know what changed, everything seemed to be going even worse, i'd try 50 times everytime someone else got it and fail horribly, but jackhammer and heavy cross finally fucking did it for me

>>128032351
one time i killed 5 salamanders in 1 swing and then all of their fire blowing sounds never stopped and all the music was gone after big dog, i even looped that run. good 15 minutes of engine roaring noises.
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>>128032359
It's very flattering, please do.
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>>128032553
I TRIED TO TURN OFF THE IN-GAME MUSIC BUT NOW ALL THE NORMAL MUSIC IS GONE AND THE BIG BANDIT MUSIC IS STILL PLAYING
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>>128032152
If an enemy moves via forced movement (i.e. Big Bandit's charge, Big Dog spinning, etc.), the same attack can register multiple times without cooling down (A melee hit has multiple frames it can damage opponents, but normally after the first hit a cooldown is placed on the enemy so they can't be damaged in the same hit). Melee weapons, lasers, and explosives can abuse this.
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Anyone having problems with assassins appearing out of nowhere? Like the sleeping sprite is missing.
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>>128033052
they like to hide under props sometimes. I've even had assassins pop out of the proto statue
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>>128033052
>enter 1-2 hard with robot
>fucking 6 of them are awake and waiting just outside of spawn
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>>128033052
Might be Scarier Face? I recall that can just wake them up sometimes.
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>>128032750
Sounds about right. Keep going.
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>IDPD is demolished, but Rogue is stuck in a nuclear wasteland
>With no more Portal Strike ammo, Rogue mutates to bring a power like it back to her.
>Meteor Strike.
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>>128032750
KILL THE THRONE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
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>>128033430
nah they fixed that a few months ago
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>>128032559
>>128032359
>She turns around and is greeted with the butt of a rifle
>She recoils back but still keeps her balance, backing off
>Her view is hazy but she recognizes that shape and armor. It's Lil' Hunter.
>A blast from his rifle goes off and Rogue dodges out of it, taking refuge behind a destroyed vending machine
>"Lil' Hunter, cease fire, cease fire!" She shouts into her radio, but he still sends a barrage of bullets her way
>Suddenly she hears the frequency of IDPD officers and their accompanying entrance warp
>She can't make them back down, she doesn't to, they're not her kin anymore
>As soon as they enter she greets them with layer of explosives, taking them out and a few machines as well
>She peers out to see if she can spot Lil' Hunter and notices its gotten darker
>She jumps away as the blue flame of Lil' Hunter's jetpack lands
>She aims at him, hesitates for a second, but then begins firing, mashing that trigger as fast as she can
>Lil' Hunter just keeps laughing as he's riddled with bullets, almost immune to them
>Rogue ducks away and tries her radio again, once more pleading for a cease fire
>All she gets is his laughter
>It's not him anymore
>Biting her lip, she proceeds to carpet his area in explodes and fires more shots in his area
>Suddenly his jetpack malfunctions and sends him flying haphazardly
>He flies off into the distance only leaving behind the echo of his screams, before an explosion is heard
>She rests for bit, but goes to investigate the area
>His body is almost tattered and in pieces, but his helmet is still in tact
>She finds rads surrounding him and see's that his pack was filled with it, connected to his veins
>She mourns him, and can't help but feel like she could've prevented this
>"Lil' Hunter..."
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F U C K
>crown of curses
>oasis shortcut
>got two cursed weapons and tearing through the game
>accidentally pick up another cursed weapon post-loop
>get all the way to cursed caverns again
>actually manage to dig through the hundreds of spiders and pylons
>have a fucklong battle with with crystal boss
>ACTUALLY KILL IT
>waiting for portal
>one of his pylon minions teleports on top of me and I die instantly
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>>128033893
>waiting for portal
>enemies still alive
Unless you were playing horror, think I found your problem.
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Fuck you game, you tempt me so
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>>128034187
and in this moment i am euphoric
not because of some quality mutation's blessing, but because i am enlightened by my own skill
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>>128033497
>>128033574
I tried to win but I got killed and cried

atleast the music has finally stopped
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>>128034574
You did good, anon.
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Does jackhammer work with long arms?
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>Melting tried to hang itself after dying so many times
>It melts through the rope
Being melting is truly suffering
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>>128035038
yes, it's not as far reaching as you'd expect, but it's definitely good
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>>128034187
>Impact Wrists and Throne Butt
You already won.
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>>128035248
So should I take jackhammer or shovel? I've got long arms
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>>128035470
that's a difficult choice, jackhammer is safer for running into crowds of enemies shooting at you, but that's only if you trust in getting ammo. Preference is all.
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>tfw got to Frozen City a few times.
>tfw can't get past Scrapyard now.
I thought I was actually gud now.
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>>128035590
I'm as Rogue aiming to loop. Just beat 3-3 and going into 4-1.
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>>128034187
>>128035324
There's a fisting joke somewhere in those icons, but I'm not gonna be the one to make it.
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Because I seem to suck shit at melting lets make this a fun group activity. You guys choose what mutations I take. The only ones I won't take are strong spirit and rhino skin because if I'm getting to the throne you bet I'm getting that b skin. So, what would you like me to take? I could set up a stream or something to make things faster if you'd like.
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>>128035690
I'd take the jack hammer and run at lil hunter with it since he wont be able to shoot at you or spawn cops that way.
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>>128035646
>implying that you're even close to gud
come back when you beat throne ii
:^)
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>>128035646
I'm having a similar night, anon - might be good just to take a lil break and chill on it for a bit. You'll get there eventually.

>>128035820
Recycle Gland's gonna do you the most good out of all of those.
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>>128035820
>The only ones I won't take are strong spirit and rhino skin
Alright.

You're talking Bloodlust.
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>>128035820
Recycle Gland

Do a stream if you want but I wont be able to watch. My net is shit right now
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>>128035820
take rhino skin
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>>128035820
ss allows indirect combat and melting doesn't use a ton of ammo once you get butt/wrists
bloodlust a shit and rhino is invalid so you know what to do
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Golden Wrench is THE BEST
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>Lil` Hunter just fucking jumps on my head, sending me back to 1-1
>well fuck that
>close the game
>1 New Item on your Inventory!
>Lil` Hunter card
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasadfdsafsafasfsadsdsd
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ayy lmao
sanicplant strikes again
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>>128036694
>sub 7 minutes
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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Possible scrub question; can you get Plant's B-Skin if you Oasis skip?
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This game is trying to tell me something.
Next mutation!
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>>128036824
I got fucking wrecked in the loop desert immediately but I was kinda playing like an absolutely insane sanicplant and not really thinking it through so it figures
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>>128037012
Yeah.

>>128037028
Hammerhead
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>>128037012
the real question is can you get it without the skip
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>>128037028
Hammerhead.
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Big B(oss)andit caught me off guard this time. Without hammerhead I surely would have perished. Next!
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>>128037226
Judging by>>128036694
Yes. You skip 1-1,1-2, Sewers, and 2 Junkyards, which is ~3 minutes of content if you are quick.
So 6:49 + 3= 9:49 < 10.
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>>128037519
Scarier Face, obviously.
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>>128037519
spooky mug
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>>128037519
BONUS ROUND: Pizza sewers or straight ahead?
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>>128037519
>basic Grenade Launcher
Looks like you'll be going somewhere good in a sec. (Pizza Time)
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>>128037810
Get some fuckin pizza in your face. Melting deserves it.
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>>128037810

there's 0 reason not to do the sewers
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>>128037810
straight ahead, sewers will up difficulty and while corpses are nice, palace will fuck you sideways
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>>128037918
Well, there is the difficulty increase.
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>>128037226
oh you totally can, I was just trying to see the absolute fastest I could go and so far 6:49 is my best. I think I got 8:00 without oasis by going through both crown portals asap to skip their respective levels
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>>128038109

i uh, actually didn't know that.

huh. this changes things.
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Pizza sewers: Completed. Snacked on some tasty as fuck pies. Anyways, heres the next selection!
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>>128038435
Triggered fingers
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>>128038435
Gotta be them Trigger Fingers.
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>>128038435
>Crystals do contact damage

>>128038435
Trigger Fingers
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>>128038350
Basically, going through more portals - like the pizza sewers and the crown vaults - increases the "Difficulty" value higher faster, allowing for better weapon drops sooner but also spawning in more enemies in a level.
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And thus, a stray bird flew in from the north and popped a cap in my liquid ass. Thank you all for playing alongside me.
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To be honest, someone should update the loot table.
Subtract 4 if you take Oasis. Add 1 if you enter Jungle.
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how does a chicken /v/?
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>>128039062
Doesn't Jungle replace 3_2?
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>>128039062
Jungle replaces 5-2
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>>128039062
Doesn't the Jungle keep the weapon progression the same, since you skip 5-2 when you go there?
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Rhino skin or Scarier face?
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>>128039301
5_2, I mean. Fuck.
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>>128039363
>>128039413
Woops, forgot Jungle is a parallel, not a side.
Yeah. Subtract 4 for each Oasis, that's it.
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was doing a melting run alongside the other anon, made it to 5-3 and cunter got me
i'll try again in a bit, i guess
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>>128033539
>Unlocked by getting to loop 3 as rouge
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Pray for me /ntg/

Pray for me.
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FUCK
THE
PALACE
I was doing so good too. I just wanna get the cute B skin.
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>>128040182
>Set of C skins get released with the Modding update
>C skins have some insanely ridiculous requirements and includes B,C skins for Frog and Skeleton, automatically unlocked by becoming them from a character's B and C skin.
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>>128040240
YOU CAN DO IT, ANON
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>>128040240
Welp I'm shooting it and the fight wont start.

So much that run I guess.
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>>128040182
I don't get why the game doesn't have awesome cheats you unlock for something like hitting Loop 5 with a mutant
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>>128040292
Shoulda picked up hammerhead
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>>128040240
>super crossbow
>scarier face throne butt

if you lose you're shit desu
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>>128025610
Just started to play this game today, pretty damn good
I have a question, I know that I have to reach the nuclear throne, however is the final boss at the end of that white "level bar"? aka does game continue after final boss?
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>>128040240
>5:27
Holy fucking shit you madman.
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>>128040547
ye you can go for as long as you like
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>>128040428
I'm budding against it, nothings happening.
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>>128040547
yes
you have to break the generators in his room
also
>tfw havent reached the palace yet
>tfw want rebel so bad
fuck
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>>128040447

Too confusing for new players.

:^)
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>>128040716
Shoot it again?
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>>128040716
stand in the middle
it's totally a good idea that isn't a blatant trap
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>>128040716
I restarted, gg
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Is proto chest completely useless?
I feel like it should buff the gun you leave in it somehow, so you can pick it up in the next crown room or even the next run
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why am I so suck at steroids? I think he's a good character but I barely reached the throne with him
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What's the world record speed on killing the throne?
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>>128041031
It's basically only good for getting frog
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>>128040991
There's probably some weird internal timer before the Throne triggers, somewhere above 6 minutes and if you get there early, it soft locks the game.
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>Fighting Big Dog
>Murder everybody before facing him
>Dodging his bullets with ease
>Unsuspecting sniper round kills me
>It was hiding in an enclosed area behind him
>tfw rng favors the enemy over you

>>128039079
>/v/
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>check patch notes
>assassins have been returned to pre-nerf status

How would you react?
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>>128041386
I'd be angrier at them bringing back pre-nerf shielders
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>>128040716
it may have been a coincidence but this happened to me once and I tried clicking right on the skeleton and it worked.
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>>128041031
>so you can pick it up in the next crown room or even the next run
it already does that
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>>128041386
How were they before the nerf?
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>>128041386
I remember them being annoying but I didn't play much back then
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>>128041031
>leave gun gun in proto chest
>aggro crown guardians and kill one
>don't attack the other one and farm ammo from its orbs
>get literally any weapon you want (up to your current difficulty)
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>>128041386
>>128041550
STOP
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>>128041031
>play fish
>put the guitar in the proto chest
>pick it up as yung venuz during a different run on 3-2 pre-loop
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>>128042042
You can't Pop Pop a melee weapon, though?
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>>128042302
You don't know how much that doesn't matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCG1l3qxTLM
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>>128042302
>not wanting guitar swinging super fast pre loop
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>>128042302
No, but I was just giving an example of how you can get "character-exclusive" weapons for other characters using the Proto Chest

Although Guitar would be God-tier with Y.V.'s passive + Ima Gun God (3 swings per second).
>>
I'm going to ask again, why the fuck do golden snowtanks even exist? They fire on fucking sight it's ridiculous
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>>128042874
to piss you off
>>
it's the
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>tfw granted eyes by the old ones
>tfw they're not on my brain
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>>128043180
DEAD BODY LOOTIN
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>>128043180
Your meme sucks.
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>>128043294

don't meme shame me
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>>128043180

END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
AND I FEEL FINE
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>>128043492
Shaming has intensified
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we should use this for future new thread posts
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>>128043257
They're still pretty close to you mind machine, though. Imagine how suck it would be if they appeared on your crotch.
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Beat Throne 2 almost only melee and the Captain with the Jackhammer. Whoever recommended it, thank you so much, i overlooked this weapon and i fucking adore it.
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Chicken.
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oh shit nigger you came across this post now you gotta tell me your

>favorite track
>favorite character
>favorite crown
>favorite weapon
>favorite mutation
>favorite level if you have one
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>>128043676
>The Dick of True Sight
> A legendary artifact that lets you see days into the future
>And in the dark
>It's also still a dick, so bear that in mind.
Honestly, Eyes would probably be hunted down for his Legendary All-Seeing Dong.
If an artfag reads this, please DO NOT do this.
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>>128043784
CHICKEN IS CUTE!
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Hey folks, quick question

why does every character say THE OCEAN upon being selected?
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>>128043784
Her passive is dogshit.
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>>128044014
>y.v mansion
>steroids
>A FAIR HEAD
>Nuke launcher
>Boiling veins
>Palace
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>>128044014
>favorite track
Frozen City B-theme
>favorite character
Fishy fish
>favorite crown
I never take them. CoB when they allowed you to choose it from the start was GOAT, so I'll pick that. I don't think I'll ever unlock it.
>favorite weapon
Super Crossbow
>favorite mutation
TRIGGER FINGERS
>favorite level if you have one
Pizza Sewers yo
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>>128044014
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkVbO0HCZg
>Big muscle man with tiny dong
>Crown of love or death
>Splinter pistol
>Bloodlust
>Labs
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>>128044250
http://nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/Trashtalk
They say FLĂ„SHYN (Let's do this!) when being selected.
>>
How many tries did it take you to beat the game I'm at like 100+ right now and the furthest I made it was 6-1
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>>128044014
>Captain's theme
>Rogue
>Haste
>Energy sword
>Long arms
>palace because lots of loot and hype
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>>128044014
>The One They Left Behind (or Throne 2)
>Robot
>Crown of Guns because Robot, otherwise Crown of Protection
>Heavy Heart because ROBOT, otherwise Bolt Marrow or Gamma Guts
>Palace or HQ
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>>128044014
Palace B
Horror
Curses/Death
Jackhammer
Scarier Face/Long Arms
Cursed Caves is always exciting
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>>128044014
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjmTwnoL2EY
>Eyes
>Crown of Haste cuz I'm shit haven't progressed past beating the throne once
>Golden Wrench
>Bolt Marrow/Gamma Guts
>Frozen City
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>>128025610
Am I just bad at the game or what? I always die at big dog, usually the huge open room full of enemies kill me first or he does. I usually play as Plant
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>>128044929
Yes you're bad, but keep at it and you won't be as bad anymore. Like the rest of us
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>>128025883
Sleep Tight, Assassin
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>>128044929
At least with my experience, if you just keep going at it you'll get better before you even realise.
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>>128044929
Use melee to reflect the bullets or play as crystal and big dog is easiest boss. The missiles will explode on you even if you are shielding
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>>128044014
>>favorite track
captain
>>favorite character
y.v
>>favorite crown
cursed
>>favorite weapon
seeker shotgun
>>favorite mutation
bolt marrow(or throne butt)
>>favorite level if you have one
palace
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>>128044014
Groundwork of the Past
Robot
Haven't done crowns yet
Triple Machinegun
Throne Butt
Sewers
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>>128044014
>Crystallized Fear/ So Green
>Probably Melting, even if I die a lot. Fish for tryharding
>Crown of protection
>Auto crossbow
>Scarier Face/Bolt Marrow
>Crystal Caves are always fun, not cursed though
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Just made it to L2, died to 4 Big Bandits tackling me at once
Is there anything new beyond this point?
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>>128045027
This picture is fucking god tier.
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>>128044014
>Kings and Queens of the Wasteland
>Plant
>Haste
>Super Splinter Gun
>Bolt Marrow
>Pizza Sewer
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>>128045668
Find out my my fellow muta/ntg/.
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>>128044929
stick around the general and git gud
getting gold weps should help if you can make scrapyard
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Alright I think I have enough skill and confidence to ask for draw request. Not too lewd just getting to know anatomy better
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>>128046209
Plant chewing on Crystal's head. Crystal is unfazed.
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>>128046209
>Anatomy
Then do Melting. Half his body is a skeleton and the rest is just liquified flesh. Just draw us a Melting playing with a Horror.
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>>128046209
whoops forgot this
>>
Besides "Fish can roll," what's your favorite loading screen tip?
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>>128046209
Eyes dressed up as Micolash
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>>128044014
>Under Water
>Rogue
>Haste
>Shovel
>Trigger Fingers
>Crystal Caves
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>>128046516
H E L L O
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>>128046516
The wind hurts.
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>>128046516
It's not fair
It's not right
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>>128046516
It's okay to eat
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>>128046516
B-)
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>>128046516
Need those rads
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>Game fucking crashes again
P A T C H
F U C K I N G
W H E N !
H
E
N
!
>>
>Screwdriver never drops or gold-trimmed car is always gone by the time I get there

FUCK I ONLY NEED ONE MORE GOLDEN WEAPON FUCK YOU VLAMBUM
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>>128046837

when they add cuz
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>>128046896
I hate this feel
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>>128044014
>yv's mansion
>plant, fish, and melting
>lighting hammer or hyperifle
>long arms
>labs or frozen city (pre-loop, I have only gotten to 1-3 L1)
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>>128046837
When i'm finished tweeting about Daesh
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>>128046516
"Fear is the mindkiller".
Honourable mention to "Amateur hour is over"
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>>128047114
forgot crown, it's crown of curses
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>>128044014
>Legend of the Throne
>Steroids at the moment
>Crown of Haste
>Hyper Rifle or Super Crossbow
>Scarier Face
>Anything after Scrapyard.
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>>128046209
Plant walking as the absolute madman
>>
So is Cuz a planned character or what? Why does he have a wiki page and loading screen tips?
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>>128046516
Oh dear

Never slow down
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>>128046516
No mountain too high
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>>128046516
"Even the grenades are golden!"
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>>128046516
Steroids can do push ups forever
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have a pup
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>>128047837
radical
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>>128046516
Not today
Any of the exclusive YV ones
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>>128047837
>Horror on wheels
Adorable.
I wonder what kind of shit the party would scavenge up in the wasteland?
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>>128047837
A++
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>>128046516
kEeP iT iNsIdE
sHoW nOtHiNg
KnOw EvErYtHiNg
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>>128044014
>Technomancer fight
>steroids or rebel
>curses
>nuke launcher
>rabbit paw
>labs
>>
>weekly loop
>spawn in wide open
>oh it's a fucking super plasma cannon
>shoot it a few times
>van appears
>SPC is out of batteries
>big bandits join the fray
>triple machinegun ammo runs dry
>can't shoot at all
>notice super flak cannonigger in the corner
>mad dash for it
>two BB's and two shielders shower me in bullets
>FUCKING BOB AND WEAVE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IN A FRILLY DRESS
>strong spirit goes down if it wasn't already
>pop into the crowd
>step on a maggot
>everything but that shit dies
>remember that i had hammer head only now
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>>128044014

YV Mansion
Plant
Crown of Destiny is my greatest ally except when he isn't
Heavy Crossbow
Oh fuck I can't chooseGuess that means Patience. :^)
Labs
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Look at how IDPD I am.
>>
If I have to beat the throne to unlock something, should I go for the generators or the throne itself? I remember reading the wiki and it said destroying the generators halves the throne's health, but my friend said it also made the throne go loco with it's attacks

Who should I believe? I wanna get that Melting B bad
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>>128046209
Can you draw Chicken wearing a jacket? Any jacket will do, just make her look comfy.
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>>128049770
just destroy the throne at all costs
paying attention to the generators can kill you
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I like to imagine Steroids talks like Hawkeye Gough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpsi2aGKXPw
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>>128049601
>She said, sweating nervously, with enormous arms, clawed rabbit hands, a weird looking gut, halo of power, veins visible through the skin from the red glow, and her hands loading and unloading the magazine 3 times a second

you'll fit right in hurry back to HQ for your promotion
>>
Eyes sees everything


but can he tell why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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I panicked and took a crown, how fucked am I?
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I want to hug Melting
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>>128050240

Eyes can't speak
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One of those wins was for the Impossible achievement. The other was unlocking Plant's B-skin.
I don't know what the third win was, but why would you ever want to win?
Look at how much I fucked up in that post
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>>128050149
Can we get someone drawing this? Because that description had me giggling like a madman.
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Gatling bazooka or nuke launcher? I have boiling veins.
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Why is the energy screwdriver so satisfying with long arms?
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>>128050246
>risk
you chose well. it makes ammo drop all the time while you're at full health.
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>>128050256
I want to hang out and watch TV with melting
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>>128050256
don't hurt him!
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>>128050246
Well, on one hand, you've gotta deal with more IDPD. On the other, you picked the perfect crown for Melting. I'd go with "not as fucked as you'd think, but more fucked than you'd hope".
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>>128050246
Risk is ok for melting.
You good.
>>
QUICK
GOLDEN SHOTGUN
OR
AUTO SHOTGUN?
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>>128050643
auto
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>>128046520
>>128047493
combined these, hope its alright
>>128049772
sure senpai
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>>128050643
Auto. You're going to drop it for something better anyway, so it doesn't matter.
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>>128050641
>>128050634
>>128050591
Welp. It was a good run.
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>>128050643
golden if you dont have it yet
auto otherwise
>>
what do i have to edit in my save to make it so i can view my stats screen without crashing?
>>
I GOT
>>
think of an enemy

you spawned in an open area surrounded by 20 of said enemy

how fucked are you
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>>128051209
assassins!
ASSASSINS!
>>
>>128051209
>Frogs
Considering their movement patterns, not at all.
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>>128051209
>Snipers

FUCK
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>>128051209
>the little green rad maggots
Doin' alright.
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>>128051209
Fire Salamander
I'm good.
>>
>>128051209
>Lil' Hunter
>NothingToFlashynAbout.gif
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>>128051379
>kill one of them
>they all die in a chain reaction
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>>128051430

>20 lil hunters

i'm shivering
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>>128051209
>Twenty Big Bandits
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>>128051209
>20 dogs
Oh.
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>Tfw need a good weapon for 6-1
>2 good crossbows
>Little ammo for minigun
Help me
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>>128051209
>20 nuclear thrones
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>>128051209
>20 cursed crystals
>>
>>128051209
TWENTY
FUCKING
THRONES
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>>128046516
Time to flex
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>>128051209
>20 gold tanks
>>
>>128051209
>20 scorpions
not too bad but nothing to smile about
>>
>>128051209
Surrounding by 20 rhino freaks will be fucking terrifying
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>>128051709
>>128051748

the real touhou begins now
>>
Best golden gun for melting?
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>>128051209
>20 hyper crystals
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>>128051209
>20 golden scorpions
well i'm dead
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>>128051975
crossbow and wrench are solid
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>>128051209
>20 Explo Freaks
>20 Shielders
>20 Super Fireballers
>20 Hermit Crabs
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>>128050762
This looks like the shittiest request done ever
holy shit kill yourself you talentless idiot
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>>128052284
why are you so mad?
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why are people suggesting the golden crossbow? golden splinter gun is better in every way
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>>128052413
P*uck
>>
>>128050762

neat
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some YV's. who knew geometric shapes were so fun to draw
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>>128052541
Now do one of Y.V. cosplaying s Bill.
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>>128052416
>spreads all over the place, even with bolt marrow
>can't penetrate
it's shit.
>>
>>128052416
Probably because it's harder to unlock and fewer people have it.
I don't bother with Golden weapons much, they're mostly to help you grind through the earlygame.
>>
>Finally got good and reached 7-1
>Last Dog one shots me
Couldn't brrap it man
>>
>>128050762
Good god anon thats incredible! Though at first glance I thought it was a channeler, eh same series.
>>128052284
You blind cuz? Even I can say its better than those comics of mine.
>>
>>128052638
>fire one single bolt
>everything in the level dies of old age before you can reload and fire again

>>128052743
yeah that's fair enough actually
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Who do you guys main?

I go Robot and Y.V myself.
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>>128052629
ask and ye shall receive
>>
Is there a mod that removes the desert and spawns you at 3-1? Goddamn that place is boring
>>
>keep falling flat at 5-3 as melting whenever i manage to get a decent build
i just cant man
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>>128053000
Over half of my total kills are on Fish.
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>>128053020
Draw YV hanging out a cardboard cutout of the dorite pope
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>>128053020
Ok, I did not expect that. That is beautiful.
Although,
>no tophat
>>
>>128053062
>is there a mod
no
hopefully we get some sort of mod support soon, but i wouldn't put money on it
>>
>>128053062
how bout you just play the fucking game
>>
>>128053148
>area 917-? L10
Are you even people?
>>
>>128053062
how about since you find it that boring

get all the chests and rad canister without killing
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>>128051209
>20 Elite Shielders
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>>128053062
If you don't like it, there's always Oasis, which auto jumps you to 1-3 when you pop all 3 containers, then dumps you in 3-3.
>>
>>128053000

I like Horror, YV, Fish and Crystal.
Horror is a fun lil nigga
>>
>>128052284
Kill yourself I love this guy's art style
>>
>>128053000
I play a lot of Fish, Chicken, Rogue and Crystal.
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>>128053493
>auto jumps you to 1-3
it does no such thing.
>>
>>128052282
>hermit crabs

DON'T MOVE
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>>128044014
>Crown Vault A
>pic related
>crown of death
>Hyper Slugger
>>extra feet
>Jungle was some cool ass shit that one time I went
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>>128053150

>>128053207
sacrifices had to be made for the mascara joke
>>
>>128053000
Plant
Eyes
Rebel

Double looped as each except rebel, gotta get in that.
>>
>>128053680
Yes, it does.
If you pause the game after opening the Rad can and both chests, it says 1-3.
>>
>killed the throne 3 times today
>looped two times
Am i gud now?
>>
>>128053784
If you still doing request, draw Chicken throwing wrench high in the air and Horror sniping it with it's beam.
>>
>>128025883
Sleep Tight, Assassin.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6496352
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>>128054063
No. Reach Loop 4 as Skeleton.
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Who needs guns when you have friends? Didn't fire a shot at Mom and she was dead in ~10 seconds.
>>
>>128054401
As in best ability from it or just best literal butt?
>>
>>128054598

that's up to you to decide
>>
>>128054401
I miss when Plant's TB was 50%. Hell, even 40% was good.
33% just seems so mediocre.
>>
>>128054705
Rogue's a good pick either way.
>>
>>128054796
>50% Butt + 20% scarier face was so fucking good.
>>
>>128054462
the fucking dream build god damn

though im not a big fan of stress
>>
>>128043620
Quality idea.
>>
>>128055012
Why wouldn't you get Stress on Rebel?

You got brain problems?
>>
Okay so still writing a NT mutation and crown guide. I mark mutations as; essential on <this> and crucial on <that> mutant
>tfw can't figure out who to get Hammer Head on.
It's crucial or essential for which mutant actually?

Help?
>>
>>128055152
thank you!
>>
>>128055163
Its pretty good all around on everyone, except for maybe rogue because she can just use PS for the exact same thing. Its mostly important for high loop runs.
>>
>loop 1
>throne room
>everything is the same
>something like your character is sitting on the throne
>it's yourself from a non loop timeline, where you mutated and fused with the throne
>the throne choreography and attacks change according to the character you are using
Why can't we have some nice things? ;_;
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>edit the stats of cuz, frog, big dog, and skeleton in my save in hope of making the game not crash when i look at my stats
>launch game, my entire save has been wiped
you're shitting me
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>>128055163
Melting
Frog
Any character on L2+
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>>128055163
Low health or mutants with less health who need a place to hide, and less aggressive mutants need it.

Eyes and crystal are two that it's not very required on
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>>128055160
I would replace it with either a long arms, or maybe hammerhead. Especially if you have that many allies, your increased firerate isn't going to be that much more.
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>>128055348
have fun
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>>128055368
>Hammerhead on frog

Is this a joke?
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ayy who has the guide on unlocking yung cuz
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>>128055646
I think he meant "Fish", grabbing Hammer Head makes Fish roll not bounce back from walls.
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>>128055703
step 1:
complain to vlambeer to put it in the game
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>>128055782
Step 2: stick your dick in that box.
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>>128055782

you can hack him in

i know there's a guide i saw it on /v/ but never bothered saving it
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we need more meem video like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dryH4RhUuVk
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>>128056053
Step 3: make y.v open the box
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More comics, YV butthurt
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Oh neato, this finally has a general now? I remember always trying to start up threads about it on /v/ when it was in early access but they died fairly quick.

Good to see there are already memes and comics being made.
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>>128044014
>>favorite track
Kings and Queens of the Wasteland
>>favorite character
Crystal because she can handle this
>>favorite crown
haste
>>favorite weapon
lightning hammer is pretty radical
>>favorite mutation
scarier face
>>favorite level if you have one
none cause they all bring me pain and suffering
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Why are shell weapons the funnest weapons? I have the best time with flame shotguns and the eraser.
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>>128054106
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>Been playing since EA
>Keep playing Y.V
>Get unlucky everytime or make stupid mistakes
>Because Y.V is a glass cannon
>After several try reach throne and stuck at 0-1
>Give up
>Try steroids
>First try reach up to the throne at least
What da hell?
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>>128056635
yv isn't more of a glass cannon than anyone else that isn't melting or crystal
maybe rebel
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>>128056282
>This is still going
I love it.
>>128056518
This is adorable.
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>>128056163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HGWsEkU8UU
Holy shit..its real.
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>>128044014
>The One They Left Behind
>Robot
>Crown of Guns
>Auto Crossbow
>Bloodlust
>Palace
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What do you think happens after you reach the throne? Do you call your friends?

>they just move the campfire inside the throne room
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This game is so fucking hard, actually
I have 50 hours, and yet I can barely get to loop

100% completion for this game would take 1,000 hours minimum
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>>128056763
Of course its still going, we have to reach the end of the comic story. Actually, should I make an imgur that has all the parts so far?
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>>128056872
They're all dead...
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>>128046516
Go
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>>128056913
Yes.
>>128056872
Basically, this.
>>128056935
Although that would be adorable to see.
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>>128057015
Which one is better between these two lightning weapons, the gun or the rifle?
Fast reload or long reach?
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>>128044014
>main theme/this is it
>YV
>blood
>auto crossbow
>bloodlust
>don't know
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>>128056898
>nigger
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>>128056935
I thought that was an alternate universe considering that there is a palace 2 in the middle of the campfire.
Also
>a whole team of mutants
>cant fight off the idpd
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>>128056872
Imagine Crystal picking out new furniture for the throne room while Fish and Steroids move everyone's stuff in.
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I genuinely wish the Crown Vault Statue had less health or needed less rads
The 3-2 one is annoying as fuck most of the time
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Is Y.V considered OP/easy mode?
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>>128044014

>Machine God
>Rebel
>Blood
>Heavy Assault Rifle
>Rabbit Paw
>Palace
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>>128056935

what if you don't loop
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>>128057321
Are u pusi? If u aren't pusi pick YV
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>>128057321
Chicken and crystal are considered easy mode by most people, Y.V. is kind of in the middle of the difficulty chart
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>dodging and weaving like a mad man obliterating everything
>no one near me but people still alive
>suddenly die from literally nothing

what the fuck
has this every happened to you guys?
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Whats the best starting weapon for steroids?
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>>128057321
YV/Horror/Crystal are easy mode desu
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>>128057097
I assume by gun you mean the pistol? As far as lightning goes I prefer fast reload (unless it's the hammer. the hammer is based)
Overall I'm not partial to lightning all too much so I usually just pass them up.
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>>128057615
>horror and YV are easymodo but not chicken
dude what
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what if you got to play as the throne but you had to kill a rolling fish
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post shit you want in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCXHuNmUgfs
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>>128046516
It will get better.
Forget the old days.
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>>128057280
>fish is struggling with chickens TV
>meanwhile steroids walks by with a bookcase on his back, carrying a bunch of shit in his arm, and reading a book at the same time
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how does this make you feel /ntg/?
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>>128058023
hammerhead is great tho
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>>128058023
gamma guts
hammer head
lucky shot
euphoria
eagle eyes
extra legs
open mind
sharp teeth

did i do good?
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>>128056898
guns that hate ethnicities
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>>128058023
Does Sharp Teeth ever do anything worthwhile?
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>>128058023
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>>128058023
The only truly horrible mutation is Sharp Teeth, and that's only if you're not playing Rebel, everything else is fine.
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Alright, boys, I had a rough day, but I'm gonna ace this next Eyes right first try
brb
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>>128058179
if you're playing rebel yes

Aside from rats is gamma guts EVER useful?
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do you want double weapons of the same ammo type when playing steroids?
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>>128058023
This is a player that knows EXACTLY what they're doing, and doing it well.
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>>128058286
loop maggots are pretty annoying as well
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>>128058286
The one-stage levels in general have a lot of enemies that run at you then promptly die because of Gamma Guts.

Against Big Bandit it's also useful because he does no contact damage unless he's charging, which means you can stand on top of him and run around in circles to instagib him.
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>>128058286
>not going bowling with fish for shits and giggles
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>>128058023
>Pick only the worst mutation in the mutation pool
Sounds fun. I'm going to do this now. Will report back.
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>>128058595
>melee only bowling fish
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>>128058665
>Lucky shot
>Hammerhead
>Extra Feet

>Bad

No sempai, it is you who are bad.
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How easy is it to modify game maker games? Me n a friend wanna try some stuff for shits n giggles
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>>128056518
I like to imagine chicken is the only person who gets along with plant and the like playing pranks on people. Could you draw chicken playing baseball with plant's seeds that he spits out? Maybe the snare could land on a poor unfortunate mutant pissing them off

>>128052282
>>128053692
I imagined the scene from jurassic park but with crabs. I don't know how to draw them from any other angle because I just copied the sprite work but I put my ms paint skills to the test
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>>128058665
These are all good. Patience it is.

>>128058881
I said the worst mutation, not bad. Hammerhead is good. Lucky Shot is bad. Lucky shot is objectively bad if the other choices are Trigger Fingers, Bloodlust, and Rabbit Paw.
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>>128058286
Gamma Guts + Scarier Face = Freaks are no longer a problem
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>>128058969
sure brah
i'll get to it later, though, my wrist is killing me.
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FUCK YOU VLAMBEER WHY ARE THERE NO HAPPY ENDINGS

EITHER YOU SIT ON THE THRONE AND THE IDPD CUNTS KILL YOU

OR YOU LOOP AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, WITH YOU EITHER DYING SOON AFTER OR WIPING OUT THE IDPD AND SITTING DOWN TO ACCEPT DEATH

I JUST WANT A GOOD ENDING FUCK YOUUUUUUU
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>shielders can reflect stickies
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>>128059276
this is the future you chose
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>>128059276
It can't be helped anon. The world's gone nuclear
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>>128059276
its not fair
its not right
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>>128059019
Is Last Wish actually worse than Sharp Teeth here? Since it's essentially Patience if I choose to go to the Jungle.
I'll take Last Wish and forgo the Jungle trip. Unless you guys want me to.

>>128059320
>using stickies
>ever
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why are they hided heavy haert? is really that good?
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>>128059487
TAKE BLOODLUST YOU FOOL
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>>128059276
?? You don't die sitting on the throne, that was old. Its just Rogue sees you and decides to join the search.
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What happens after you win a no-loop timeline? Do you become the king of the wastelands and then what?
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I still think the best end for some extra content would be fighting a mutated Captain and Throne together before you all die resetting the timeline back to before the war ever happened
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>>128059487
I'd say Lucky Shot is the worst mutation there, actually.
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>>128059362
>>128059375
>>128059395

I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY THE GAME BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE THOUGHT OF THE MUTANTS LOSING ALL THEIR FRIENDS

THEY SEEM SO HAPPY AT THE CAMPFIRE

I laughed at undertale fans who said this about genocide playthroughs but now I feel the same.
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every time I die a hit myself in the face and every time I do something stupid I say really bad things to myself in my head I am not trying to do this it just happens it feels like there is someone else in my head doing these things help me I have to be good at this game
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>>128057321
Not easy mode, but OP disregard. He's a glass cannon and can utilize a very large scale of weapons cuz of fire rate.

Wanna use Shotgun Shoulders? Grab Hammer Head, create a cannon for bouncing pellets within' Brrrap.
Wanted to try Boiling Veins? Get Stress, blast everyone in the screen including yourself.
Want to keep the distance with Bolt Marrow? Get Impact Wrists, watch bodies hit the floor.
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>>128059593
your homies move in with you and rogue goes rogue
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>>128059593
Protect this land.

They can't chase you forever.

None will pass.
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>>128059487
sharp teeth
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>>128059593
you sit and die just like this dude
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>>128059689
FROM THE DAY WE WERE BORN IT WAS BLOODSHED FOREVER

NOOOO SLEEEEP AT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>128059560
I'm supposed to be taking the bad mutations here.

>>128059660
It's shit, but Sharp Teeth is worse. And Last Wish is just objectively the worst mutation. At least Fish gets more ammo with Lucky Shot.
It doesn't matter now anyways because I'm a dumbass with explosive weapons apparently. I'll stop spamming now.
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>>128059795
That sounds better than watching all your friends killed by space cops
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>>128059593
You get your name put at the top of the list and become #1 warlord
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>>128043620
how do you get these gifs
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>no art of all the mutants before they were first changed staring up at a thousand lines of light in the sky of the coming missiles
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>>128057054
BAM

http://imgur.com/a/jjDfs

This is the current saga of my comic, inspired by everyone from /ntg/, especially the write-anons!
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>>128060164
Where's his helicopter?
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>>128058023
Guide writing autist here, rate my opinions.
>Sharp Teeth without Rhino Skin is a no-no on most cases
>Which character you got Open Mind on? Rogue or Robutt? I don't see three weapon related muts with Heavy Heart there
>Lucky Shot is nothing without mass area nuke or melee builds, and I don't see long arms
>Extra Feet is good with Eyes' projectile ultra and Melting to poof more projectiles
>Euphoria on which character? Eyes and Melting?
>Gamma Guts can be gud with Crystal or Plant
>Extra feet with Eagle Eyes actually the best precaution for flying cars at 5th stage. Yet no Boiling Veins
>No safety net mutation
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>>128044014
>pizza sewers theme
>b-skin eyes
>curses
>bazooka
>rabbit's paw
>labs
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>no Samus C-skin for Rogue
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>>128060164
I don't understand what's happening. Why is YV on the roof of a Japanese highschool? How did someone manage to shoot YV in the head? Was YV a triangle monster before the apocalypse?
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>>128060164
Well, Plant, YV, Chicken, Robot, Horror and Rogue would all be excluded for not being humans that were in the apocalyptic worlds... So Fish, Crystal, Eyes, Melting, Steroids and Rebel?
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>>128060194
>flashn doormat
>that Rogue
>crysmom
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>>128060194
This comic has a severe lack of homicidal Plant
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>>128060386
If that's not a bait but it is play Gun Godz. It's a freeware.
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>>128060386
Its the ending to Gun Godz.
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>>128060405
I think rebel was born post nukes tho
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>>128060386
YV comes from Venus. He is a Gun God. In the first game, Gun Godz, he's the final boss - you raid the Mansion, which you play through in NT too as a secret level, to gun him down after he locks you in his prison.

At the end, he guns you down in a helicopter before you gun-duel him, and you finish him off with a shot to the head before he teleports away.

I feel like that defeat it was prompted him to go to Earth to piss around and blow off steam.
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>>128059276
The Struggle Continues
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>>128060194
Just need a seeming pile of cloth that turns out to be Rebel curled up napping.
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>>128059487
>not using stickies
>not popping out of cover, sticking a slow, bulky enemy, and giggling stupidly as it blows up itself and its allies
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>>128053680
>>128053895
If you get the red chests and cannisters the level becomes 1-3, if you kill Big B fast enough it takes you to oasis which then takes you to 3-3.
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There is a good ending. If you bust into HQ before Loop 3 you can kill the Captain and the ending says 'The Struggle Is Over', implying you've finally found some way to win peace.
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>>128060542
Wait till the Arc is finished, I actually have a plan for Plant
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IT'S THE
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>>128060552
>>128060559
>>128060609
I was wondering why all the images I saw had Gun Godz lyrics in them.
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>>128060194
I'll color this comic.
It looks awesome, but with colors it will look more awesome.
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It's not fair, it's not right, there's no reason to fight
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>>128060894
BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>128060894
I already told you to fuck off.
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>>128060405
You could have some art. A lone chicken staring up at the sky with a cluck, some exotic deadly plant resting in the Amazon, YV stargazing and noticing a short blip of light from Earth...
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So... either something's busted or 1.1% of players made the throne in one shot.
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>>128061303
People did runs before achievements were around, and it breaks a bit.
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>Remake of Gun Godz
>Find notes and such stating that the gun god is impossible to kill
>You progress normally
>You reach YV
>He launches twenty missiles onto your location killing you instantly
>No matter what you do you will die
>As you die an airhorn blasts deafeningly into your speakers
>The game closes
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These are all top tier mutations. Which one is the worst?

>>128061303
Achievements were broken for a day or two, people were unlocking the Hyper Crystal achievement who haven't even looped. A shame really, achievement stats are always fun to look at but they're ruined forever now.
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>>128061303
forgot my fucking image god fucking damnit

>>128061431
Ah, alright, that makes sense.
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>>128061490
Obviously impact wrist
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>Music for YV
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>>128061508
>unlock hard mode
>still no melting ach
vlam pls
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>>128059574
>currently played character death noise after the little IDPD walks offscreen

anon...
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>>128061490
speaking of achievements, how long were there 15 hidden ones?
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>>128061850
but anon
that little IDPD is rogue
captain is her mom
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IT'S NOT _____
IT'S NOT _____
?
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>>128062050
Not them, but I never noticed that was Rogue. Huh.
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>>128062095

OK
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>>128062095
A SCREWDRIVER
UNEXPLODED
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>>128062387
Rogue's b skin is her with her helmet on so it's safe to assume it's her at the ending.
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Guns that make breakfast or guns that hate Texas?
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>>128062552
Guns that ate pingas
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