fuck you vlambeer edition
so yesterday was the melting B day and today is plant B day? I can dig it
I also bought it way way back when and played for maybe 2 hours and gave up on it. For some reason though I've been fucking addicted to it since release, I don't remember it being this fun at all
>be fish with double minigun
>get to Throne II with 0 ammo
>have to kill it with the fucking guitar
>start to loop
>everytime I try to use the minigun it lasts like 4 seconds
>have to clear the maps using only the guitar
I had Back Muscle and fucking Recycle Gland, but even with Fish who gets more ammo didn't matter shit.
I thought a minigun with those mutations was supposed to be good, specially on a loop where you don't miss a shot.
Why are bullet weapons so fucking shit?
And why is the guitar so good?
why didn't you use gun warrant? fill the entire screen with bullets while its free and recycle gland will build up a bit of ammo and then you can just clean up whats rest of the stage relatively safely with melee. just be careful for shielder i.d.p.d.
Not necessarily. It just gets added to the weapon drop table after looping if you have Crown of Guns, and it can start dropping on 1-2 L1 following the normal weapon drop rules. I recommend taking Open Mind as Y.V. and then looking in the huge weapon chests for it after taking an Ultra mutation.
>be lil hunter, out on a mission with your best bud Rogue
not sure what to actually call her since I'm assuming her real name isn't roguenear the frozen city
>the built in radio inside the helmet buzzes, with the sound of rogue crunching through snow: "See anything from up there, Lil' Hunter?"
>Fuming, you hiss back, "I hate it when you call me that--bandits sneaking up behind you!"
>You're following her up on a wall of ice, while she's down in a gorge. Rogue spins out, slipping and falling right on her ass to find a whole lot of nothing. Told her a million times not to say Lil Hunter
even though you know she can tell it makes you smile under that mask
>Hearing her giggle, you can't help but laugh with her. It's quickly drowned out by the sound of a gatling mechanism, pouring bullets at your back. A couple of malfunctioning snow tanks are spraying at you, and they clip your jetpack.
>You can vaguely hear Rogue screaming through the head set while spiraling through the air, attempting to get the damn thing under control. The ground rushes up so fast, you actually shriek plowing into the ice
>Those damn snow tanks loom over you, until blindingly blue lights sprout up from the ground, and the tanks suddenly pop as if someone'd let off a bomb inside them.
>Rogue is running over, sliding down an icy hill while her wrist finishes it's glowing command. Never mind that, you get to hug Rogue, fuck yeah--
>In the middle of her checking you, asking if you're alright, you manage to get through the whole sequence in your surely bludgeoned head. "Where'd you get that? You're not authorized to be carrying around a portal strike, are you?"
>As if on queue, Rogue hands you a rather large chunk of rads, probably scraped off of those. Those things will be the death of you, but goddamn if they don't make you feel amazing.
>"I won't tell if you won't, right Lil' Hunter?"
It's not right, it's not fair
And so a glitched wolf found its way through the wall I was behind.
it actually happened holy shit
Also anyone her having issues with steam snapshot shortcuts? It won't let me set it to anything other than f1-12
If he's moving forward, melees can double hit sometimes i think, cus i can 1 shot big rats with a wrench if im using eyes active to pull them closer.
THE MUSIC WONT STOP HELP
I WANT TO RESTART BUT I'M HAVING A REALLY GOOD ROBOT RUN
>"Going for the throne"
>"I don't care about my old home, or anyone, I'm going for that throne"
>Rogue thinks to herself as she climbs out of the caves and into the white tundra
>This was all Rogue would keep telling herself, though its been shortened down since she started mutating herself
>Though in her slightly foggy mind, she recognizes the area
>She even finds the old camp she and Lil' Hunter stationed
>Out of curiosity, she chimes into her radio too see if Lil's frequency is still available
>"Lil' Hunter, do you read me?"
>She does this a few more times to no avail, giving up and moving forward
>Around ten minutes later she hears a bit of static, unsure if it was her radio, but thinking it was maybe one of the machines she's been killing
>A few more minutes and she hears even more static emanating from her radio
>She responds "Lil' Hunter, do you read me?"
>All that she gets in response is a distorted and maniacal laughter
>And then she feels the drop
Is it okay if I continue your story writer-anon?
I don't know what changed, everything seemed to be going even worse, i'd try 50 times everytime someone else got it and fail horribly, but jackhammer and heavy cross finally fucking did it for me
one time i killed 5 salamanders in 1 swing and then all of their fire blowing sounds never stopped and all the music was gone after big dog, i even looped that run. good 15 minutes of engine roaring noises.
If an enemy moves via forced movement (i.e. Big Bandit's charge, Big Dog spinning, etc.), the same attack can register multiple times without cooling down (A melee hit has multiple frames it can damage opponents, but normally after the first hit a cooldown is placed on the enemy so they can't be damaged in the same hit). Melee weapons, lasers, and explosives can abuse this.
>enter 1-2 hard with robot
>fucking 6 of them are awake and waiting just outside of spawn
>IDPD is demolished, but Rogue is stuck in a nuclear wasteland
>With no more Portal Strike ammo, Rogue mutates to bring a power like it back to her.
>She turns around and is greeted with the butt of a rifle
>She recoils back but still keeps her balance, backing off
>Her view is hazy but she recognizes that shape and armor. It's Lil' Hunter.
>A blast from his rifle goes off and Rogue dodges out of it, taking refuge behind a destroyed vending machine
>"Lil' Hunter, cease fire, cease fire!" She shouts into her radio, but he still sends a barrage of bullets her way
>Suddenly she hears the frequency of IDPD officers and their accompanying entrance warp
>She can't make them back down, she doesn't to, they're not her kin anymore
>As soon as they enter she greets them with layer of explosives, taking them out and a few machines as well
>She peers out to see if she can spot Lil' Hunter and notices its gotten darker
>She jumps away as the blue flame of Lil' Hunter's jetpack lands
>She aims at him, hesitates for a second, but then begins firing, mashing that trigger as fast as she can
>Lil' Hunter just keeps laughing as he's riddled with bullets, almost immune to them
>Rogue ducks away and tries her radio again, once more pleading for a cease fire
>All she gets is his laughter
>It's not him anymore
>Biting her lip, she proceeds to carpet his area in explodes and fires more shots in his area
>Suddenly his jetpack malfunctions and sends him flying haphazardly
>He flies off into the distance only leaving behind the echo of his screams, before an explosion is heard
>She rests for bit, but goes to investigate the area
>His body is almost tattered and in pieces, but his helmet is still in tact
>She finds rads surrounding him and see's that his pack was filled with it, connected to his veins
>She mourns him, and can't help but feel like she could've prevented this
F U C K
>crown of curses
>got two cursed weapons and tearing through the game
>accidentally pick up another cursed weapon post-loop
>get all the way to cursed caverns again
>actually manage to dig through the hundreds of spiders and pylons
>have a fucklong battle with with crystal boss
>ACTUALLY KILL IT
>waiting for portal
>one of his pylon minions teleports on top of me and I die instantly
I tried to win but I got killed and cried
atleast the music has finally stopped
>tfw got to Frozen City a few times.
>tfw can't get past Scrapyard now.
I thought I was actually gud now.
Because I seem to suck shit at melting lets make this a fun group activity. You guys choose what mutations I take. The only ones I won't take are strong spirit and rhino skin because if I'm getting to the throne you bet I'm getting that b skin. So, what would you like me to take?
I could set up a stream or something to make things faster if you'd like.
I'm having a similar night, anon - might be good just to take a lil break and chill on it for a bit. You'll get there eventually.
Recycle Gland's gonna do you the most good out of all of those.
>Lil` Hunter just fucking jumps on my head, sending me back to 1-1
>well fuck that
>close the game
>1 New Item on your Inventory!
>Lil` Hunter card
sanicplant strikes again
This game is trying to tell me something.
I got fucking wrecked in the loop desert immediately but I was kinda playing like an absolutely insane sanicplant and not really thinking it through so it figures
Big B(oss)andit caught me off guard this time. Without hammerhead I surely would have perished. Next!
oh you totally can, I was just trying to see the absolute fastest I could go and so far 6:49 is my best. I think I got 8:00 without oasis by going through both crown portals asap to skip their respective levels
Pizza sewers: Completed. Snacked on some tasty as fuck pies. Anyways, heres the next selection!
>Crystals do contact damage
Basically, going through more portals - like the pizza sewers and the crown vaults - increases the "Difficulty" value higher faster, allowing for better weapon drops sooner but also spawning in more enemies in a level.
And thus, a stray bird flew in from the north and popped a cap in my liquid ass. Thank you all for playing alongside me.
>Unlocked by getting to loop 3 as rouge
I was doing so good too. I just wanna get the cute B skin.
>Set of C skins get released with the Modding update
>C skins have some insanely ridiculous requirements and includes B,C skins for Frog and Skeleton, automatically unlocked by becoming them from a character's B and C skin.
Just started to play this game today, pretty damn good
I have a question, I know that I have to reach the nuclear throne, however is the final boss at the end of that white "level bar"? aka does game continue after final boss?
I'm budding against it, nothings happening.
>Fighting Big Dog
>Murder everybody before facing him
>Dodging his bullets with ease
>Unsuspecting sniper round kills me
>It was hiding in an enclosed area behind him
>tfw rng favors the enemy over you
>leave gun gun in proto chest
>aggro crown guardians and kill one
>don't attack the other one and farm ammo from its orbs
>get literally any weapon you want (up to your current difficulty)
No, but I was just giving an example of how you can get "character-exclusive" weapons for other characters using the Proto Chest
Although Guitar would be God-tier with Y.V.'s passive + Ima Gun God (3 swings per second).
>tfw granted eyes by the old ones
>tfw they're not on my brain
Beat Throne 2 almost only melee and the Captain with the Jackhammer. Whoever recommended it, thank you so much, i overlooked this weapon and i fucking adore it.
>The Dick of True Sight
> A legendary artifact that lets you see days into the future
>And in the dark
>It's also still a dick, so bear that in mind.
Honestly, Eyes would probably be hunted down for his Legendary All-Seeing Dong.
If an artfag reads this, please DO NOT do this.
Hey folks, quick question
why does every character say THE OCEAN upon being selected?
Frozen City B-theme
I never take them. CoB when they allowed you to choose it from the start was GOAT, so I'll pick that. I don't think I'll ever unlock it.
>favorite level if you have one
Pizza Sewers yo
>Big muscle man with tiny dong
>Crown of love or death
>The One They Left Behind (or Throne 2)
>Crown of Guns because Robot, otherwise Crown of Protection
>Heavy Heart because ROBOT, otherwise Bolt Marrow or Gamma Guts
>Palace or HQ
Yes you're bad, but keep at it and you won't be as bad anymore. Like the rest of us
bolt marrow(or throne butt)
>>favorite level if you have one
Groundwork of the Past
Haven't done crowns yet
>Crystallized Fear/ So Green
>Probably Melting, even if I die a lot. Fish for tryharding
>Crown of protection
>Scarier Face/Bolt Marrow
>Crystal Caves are always fun, not cursed though
whoops forgot this
>Game fucking crashes again
P A T C H
F U C K I N G
W H E N !
>steroids or rebel
>spawn in wide open
>oh it's a fucking super plasma cannon
>shoot it a few times
>SPC is out of batteries
>big bandits join the fray
>triple machinegun ammo runs dry
>can't shoot at all
>notice super flak cannonigger in the corner
>mad dash for it
>two BB's and two shielders shower me in bullets
>FUCKING BOB AND WEAVE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IN A FRILLY DRESS
>strong spirit goes down if it wasn't already
>pop into the crowd
step on a maggot
>everything but that shit dies
remember that i had hammer head only now
If I have to beat the throne to unlock something, should I go for the generators or the throne itself? I remember reading the wiki and it said destroying the generators halves the throne's health, but my friend said it also made the throne go loco with it's attacks
Who should I believe? I wanna get that Melting B bad
I like to imagine Steroids talks like Hawkeye Gough
>She said, sweating nervously, with enormous arms, clawed rabbit hands, a weird looking gut, halo of power, veins visible through the skin from the red glow, and her hands loading and unloading the magazine 3 times a second
you'll fit right in hurry back to HQ for your promotion
One of those wins was for the Impossible achievement. The other was unlocking Plant's B-skin.
I don't know what the third win was, but why would you ever want to win?
Look at how much I fucked up in that post
Why is the energy screwdriver so satisfying with long arms?
Well, on one hand, you've gotta deal with more IDPD. On the other, you picked the perfect crown for Melting. I'd go with "not as fucked as you'd think, but more fucked than you'd hope".
combined these, hope its alright
Welp. It was a good run.
>Tfw need a good weapon for 6-1
>2 good crossbows
>Little ammo for minigun
>20 Explo Freaks
>20 Super Fireballers
>20 Hermit Crabs
This looks like the shittiest request done ever
holy shit kill yourself you talentless idiot
why are people suggesting the golden crossbow? golden splinter gun is better in every way
some YV's. who knew geometric shapes were so fun to draw
>Finally got good and reached 7-1
>Last Dog one shots me
Couldn't brrap it man
Good god anon thats incredible! Though at first glance I thought it was a channeler, eh same series.
You blind cuz? Even I can say its better than those comics of mine.
Over half of my total kills are on Fish.
>Crown Vault A
>crown of death
>Jungle was some cool ass shit that one time I went
sacrifices had to be made for the mascara joke
Who needs guns when you have friends? Didn't fire a shot at Mom and she was dead in ~10 seconds.
Okay so still writing a NT mutation and crown guide. I mark mutations as; essential on <this> and crucial on <that> mutant
>tfw can't figure out who to get Hammer Head on.
It's crucial or essential for which mutant actually?
>everything is the same
>something like your character is sitting on the throne
>it's yourself from a non loop timeline, where you mutated and fused with the throne
>the throne choreography and attacks change according to the character you are using
Why can't we have some nice things? ;_;
>edit the stats of cuz, frog, big dog, and skeleton in my save in hope of making the game not crash when i look at my stats
>launch game, my entire save has been wiped
you're shitting me
Oh neato, this finally has a general now? I remember always trying to start up threads about it on /v/ when it was in early access but they died fairly quick.
Good to see there are already memes and comics being made.
Kings and Queens of the Wasteland
because she can handle this
lightning hammer is pretty radical
>>favorite level if you have one
none cause they all bring me pain and suffering
>Been playing since EA
>Keep playing Y.V
>Get unlucky everytime or make stupid mistakes
>Because Y.V is a glass cannon
>After several try reach throne and stuck at 0-1
>First try reach up to the throne at least
What da hell?
This game is so fucking hard, actually
I have 50 hours, and yet I can barely get to loop
100% completion for this game would take 1,000 hours minimum
I assume by gun you mean the pistol? As far as lightning goes I prefer fast reload (unless it's the hammer. the hammer is based)
Overall I'm not partial to lightning all too much so I usually just pass them up.
Alright, boys, I had a rough day, but I'm gonna ace this next Eyes right first try
The one-stage levels in general have a lot of enemies that run at you then promptly die because of Gamma Guts.
Against Big Bandit it's also useful because he does no contact damage unless he's charging, which means you can stand on top of him and run around in circles to instagib him.
How easy is it to modify game maker games? Me n a friend wanna try some stuff for shits n giggles
I like to imagine chicken is the only person who gets along with plant and the like playing pranks on people. Could you draw chicken playing baseball with plant's seeds that he spits out? Maybe the snare could land on a poor unfortunate mutant pissing them off
I imagined the scene from jurassic park but with crabs. I don't know how to draw them from any other angle because I just copied the sprite work but I put my ms paint skills to the test
These are all good. Patience it is.
I said the worst mutation, not bad. Hammerhead is good. Lucky Shot is bad. Lucky shot is objectively bad if the other choices are Trigger Fingers, Bloodlust, and Rabbit Paw.
FUCK YOU VLAMBEER WHY ARE THERE NO HAPPY ENDINGS
EITHER YOU SIT ON THE THRONE AND THE IDPD CUNTS KILL YOU
OR YOU LOOP AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD, WITH YOU EITHER DYING SOON AFTER OR WIPING OUT THE IDPD AND SITTING DOWN TO ACCEPT DEATH
I JUST WANT A GOOD ENDING FUCK YOUUUUUUU
Is Last Wish actually worse than Sharp Teeth here? Since it's essentially Patience if I choose to go to the Jungle.
I'll take Last Wish and forgo the Jungle trip.
Unless you guys want me to.
I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY THE GAME BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE THOUGHT OF THE MUTANTS LOSING ALL THEIR FRIENDS
THEY SEEM SO HAPPY AT THE CAMPFIRE
I laughed at undertale fans who said this about genocide playthroughs but now I feel the same.
every time I die a hit myself in the face and every time I do something stupid I say really bad things to myself in my head I am not trying to do this it just happens it feels like there is someone else in my head doing these things help me I have to be good at this game
Not easy mode, but OP disregard. He's a glass cannon and can utilize a very large scale of weapons cuz of fire rate.
Wanna use Shotgun Shoulders? Grab Hammer Head, create a cannon for bouncing pellets within' Brrrap.
Wanted to try Boiling Veins? Get Stress, blast everyone in the screen including yourself.
Want to keep the distance with Bolt Marrow? Get Impact Wrists, watch bodies
hit the floor.
I'm supposed to be taking the bad mutations here.
It's shit, but Sharp Teeth is worse. And Last Wish is just objectively the worst mutation. At least Fish gets more ammo with Lucky Shot.
It doesn't matter now anyways because I'm a dumbass with explosive weapons apparently. I'll stop spamming now.
>no art of all the mutants before they were first changed staring up at a thousand lines of light in the sky of the coming missiles
This is the current saga of my comic, inspired by everyone from /ntg/, especially the write-anons!
Guide writing autist here, rate my opinions.
>Sharp Teeth without Rhino Skin is a no-no on most cases
>Which character you got Open Mind on? Rogue or Robutt? I don't see three weapon related muts with Heavy Heart there
>Lucky Shot is nothing without mass area nuke or melee builds, and I don't see long arms
>Extra Feet is good with Eyes' projectile ultra and Melting to poof more projectiles
>Euphoria on which character? Eyes and Melting?
>Gamma Guts can be gud with Crystal or Plant
>Extra feet with Eagle Eyes actually the best precaution for flying cars at 5th stage. Yet no Boiling Veins
>No safety net mutation
I don't understand what's happening. Why is YV on the roof of a Japanese highschool? How did someone manage to shoot YV in the head? Was YV a triangle monster before the apocalypse?
Well, Plant, YV, Chicken, Robot, Horror and Rogue would all be excluded for not being humans that were in the apocalyptic worlds... So Fish, Crystal, Eyes, Melting, Steroids and Rebel?
YV comes from Venus. He is a Gun God. In the first game, Gun Godz, he's the final boss - you raid the Mansion, which you play through in NT too as a secret level, to gun him down after he locks you in his prison.
At the end, he guns you down in a helicopter before you gun-duel him, and you finish him off with a shot to the head before he teleports away.
I feel like that defeat it was prompted him to go to Earth to piss around and blow off steam.
I was wondering why all the images I saw had Gun Godz lyrics in them.
You could have some art. A lone chicken staring up at the sky with a cluck, some exotic deadly plant resting in the Amazon, YV stargazing and noticing a short blip of light from Earth...
>Remake of Gun Godz
>Find notes and such stating that the gun god is impossible to kill
>You progress normally
>You reach YV
>He launches twenty missiles onto your location killing you instantly
>No matter what you do you will die
>As you die an airhorn blasts deafeningly into your speakers
>The game closes
These are all top tier mutations. Which one is the worst?
Achievements were broken for a day or two, people were unlocking the Hyper Crystal achievement who haven't even looped. A shame really, achievement stats are always fun to look at but they're ruined forever now.
forgot my fucking image god fucking damnit
Ah, alright, that makes sense.