I'm not so great, so when I get this far, I feel gud.
Reminds me of this old comic I made.
it's missing 2 assassins that are JUST out of range of instadeath from the sniper explosions, but close enough to be aggro's when they explode, and another assassin that's aggro'd behind you the second you spawn in
I'm glad you like it. I need to get off my ass and finish all the silly NT comic ideas I have.
Have a sketch that will be finished never.
Would you guys say this game is worth twelve bucks?
Headcanon: The Nuclear Throne allows whoever sits on it to control the level portals of your world.
The way this ties into the legends is it allows the mutants to seek out a world where the apocalypse never happened; however, the world of the I.D.P.D. is that world, with its own throne (which the captain sits on). Naturally, the I.D.P.D. don't want their world to get overrun, hence why they start making efforts to stop you as you start getting close to the throne.
When you sit on the throne, the Captain realizes that your first move will be to call your friends together from the campfire to show them you reached the throne, so they take over the campsite in order to ambush you when you open the portal expecting friends, only to get a swarm of I.D.P.D. Rogue was tasked with leading the ambush using the Portal Strike, an experimental weapon brought out due to your striking power, but Rogue used this opportunity to defect instead.
When you loop the game, destroying the generators destabilizes the throne's portal-controlling capabilities, which causes you to incidentally end up surprising the very ambush the I.D.P.D. had planned for you.
This also results in reciprocating effects on your universe, where the enemies get scattered across the world and the crowns change. By the time you get back to the throne room, the throne has just barely managed to re-stabilize its control on the world, hence why the generators take many less hits than they did on the first loop.
Due to your power growing to immense levels, the I.D.P.D. up the ante on attempting to take you down, sending in their elite troops, vans full of units, and tailing you constantly out of the fear that if you take the throne, you will destroy their world, not knowing their very efforts are what causes you to see them as hostile, and that the lingering portal energy required to transport a whole van could be their own undoing.
Then I'll pick it up.
Appreciate the input anon.
Thanks anon. I've done a few dumb things. I don't want to spam, and my technical skill's not very good.
I'm pretty sure the origin of the Throne is that it's supposed to be some means for the Mutants to repair the world, but it's actually some super creature.
I remember one anon came up with a theory that the Throne wants to stop you, but doesn't care if you sit on it, but if you destroy the generators it starts going all out, by attacking much more fiercely, and even ripping open a portal to an alternate timeline, causing all of the timelines to destabilize and collapse into that one dimension. The IDPD know this is going to happen so they send everything imaginable to stop you and keep you from obliterating all timelines.
It's probably not the actual lore of the world but regardless
your headcanon is actually kinda shit
I'd like to make one, but I'm not gud enough.
>Pick standard mutations as you would any other character
>Take Back Muscle to carry all that extra ammo you'll be picking up
>All weapons are useful for you, but single shots moreso
>Take Trigger Fingers
>Ultra: Take Gun Warrant
>Pray you have an insane power single-shot or a super fast automatic weapon by the time you reach L1
>go to town
>Has 75 HP and is the size of a Snowbot
>Armed with a Super Flak Cannon (shoots a sphere that does 20 damage; the sphere splits into 4 orbs that do 4 damage; the orbs split into 10 pellets that do 1 damage)
>First appears as a rare spawn in Loop 1 Sewers; later appears as a common spawn in Loop 2 Sewers, then as a rare spawn elsewhere
>Can drop 2 mini-pickups, 1 weapon, and 20 rads on death
Shielding and tanking hits aren't my thing, Anon.
Fuck this fucking game I was about to loop and the fucking faggot of a throne fucked me till I was 0/0 hp and didn't give me an hp drop, died just before the fucking loop portal opened
But now I know why people love chicken
Well, kinda. I just wanted to see others' interpretations (the more elaborated, the better) of how the mutants interact, their origins, personalities.
I myself am a writefag and am looking for ideas and inspiration.
On what basis am I supposed to pick crowns? Which ones are actually good?
>never play YZ
>first time looping as him
>first time with ultra
>on the weekly
I'm pretty happy about this.
Life - Mainly when you need more of Chicken's Max HP to be recovered, recommended if you have Bloodlust
Guns - For Robot
Haste - BEST if you love going forward
Destiny - Use this when you get to Level 8, 9, or Ultra
Crown of Curses - ALWAYS START WITH THIS ITS GOOD FREE RADIATION AND BETTER WEAPON DROPS FROM CURSED CHESTS
Risk - Always great if you're never getting hit.
Haste is all around the best until you reach high levels.
Life is good if you have Bloodlust, but at the same time it's slightly useless.
Guns is amazing for Robot and doubly so if you get Heavy Heart.
Destiny is good if you're playing Melting and can get to high levels by 5-2.
Risk is pretty much Melting's bitch: The Crown.
Well the way I see it so far is:
Very stern and serious around the well being of the other mutants, but general nice. Think the Engineer with a little bit of Brad Armstrong.
Generally content and confident, well assured she'll be able to take on any task.
Somewhat nervous and shy, just keeping to himself.
Always on edge and nerve wracked; in constant pain and discomfort.
Crazy and savage, yet friendly with the others. Scary.
Full of himself and arrogant. Everyone hates him for the most part, but still treat him with a little respect.
Stoic, not very talkative.
Emotionless with a bleak outlook on everything.
Very friendly and buddy buddy with all the mutants, but only talks about kung fu movies.
Generally a glowing puppy.
Hotheaded and ill tempered, tries her hardest to not get close to anyone or the mutants.
Hope it isn't too autistic, but its how I imagine they all are, I'll leave how they interact with one another to you.
We could use a local writefag if you want to give it a crack. We'd love anything.
If you need suggestions, someone wrote down the (relative) concepts each character would be like a few threads back. Big ass post.
As for a real suggestion, how about how Fish and Crystal meet, since they were the first to find themselves on the hunt for the Throne.
Incorporate how they established their home as seen in >>127949996 with the canyonish space and just a chunk of wall+ door.
Let's see if I can make lightning strike twice.
>Rogue enters the door into the mutant camp.
>Rogue spots Crystal, Eyes, and Rebel roasting maggots over a green fire.
>The fire stirs and eats Eye's maggot.
>Eyes mumblespeaks obscenities at Horror.
>mumblespeaks obscenities at Horror.
So the fire (Horror)bounces up and eats Eye's maggot, then settles back down into its cozy fire pit.
Also, you forgot the most important part.
>Rogue walks up to the door in front of their camp, which is set into a small portion of mostly bombed out wall with nothing else around it
>Opens the door
>what you posted.
Oh anon, haha, I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to get another comic out of your greentext!
Maybe. I assume you mean that they thought it was a fire but it was actually Horror?
I imagine Y.V seeing Fish as a father figure he never had
I got this shit last night.
You know I was personally thinking:
Extremely sluggish and a sloth. Even though in the games he's literally unable to stop moving unless he's charging up, I just felt it fit him better.
Maybe he's not around the other mutants and is hence a secret character because he IS lazy, and constantly smells bad because he's never moving.
Cool, collected, and calm. I agree here for the most part, someone you can rely on, but at the same time, her extreme patience would have a limit.
FUCKING PISSED. Probably a cool guy on the side, but he gets really upset when no one understands him. Which is most of the time because no mouth.
Just wants to be left alone to sleep and do nothing most of the time. Wouldn't say nerve wracked, but probably just not willing to put up with bullshit.
Pretty much. Trying to figure out WHY he's friendly with the mutants though. I imagine it's because he knows that if he sticks with them, it's more killing, more food, less risk, but just as savagely fun.
Probably really calm, yeah. Would I say not talkative? Maybe not explicitly, but he's probably just too, so to say, smart for the mutants since he was a scientist, and doesn't socialize on their level very well. Probably awkward or interjects with really astute observations which cut any on going conversations dry.
I was thinking probably more along the lines of highly curious and inventive. Not explicitly emotionless, he'd likely show some slivers of care for the others, but the thing that makes his character to me is that no one really knows if he's legit, or if his friendliness is inherently programmed somehow.
I like yours a lot more than my reclusive movie buff thought.
More curious to describe... I see her liking to be alone, but out of frustration and isolation, after all, she betrayed the only people she probably ever knew, and now they're out for her. [Cont. Next Post].
How did you BOTH skip the best mutant
I was doing really well in my run to get Plant B up until the Palace.
It's never given me any trouble before but now I realize that's because I always have the chance to pick up some fuckin OP guns before I get there.
i didn't know shield faggots reflected the motherfucker's bullets too
loop webms are so nervewracking to watch
I want to see the mutants in a more dark tone, but still comfy
something like the Mutants sitting at their campfire and there's all this bad shit going on in the back ground
also Eyes is on lookout on the ridge above
[ Rogue ]
In terms of the mutants, she's likely been with them for a while, and while they're receptive to her, she probably feels the odd one out because she's still a normie. Warms up to them sometimes maybe but questions everything she's been through.
Kinda like the father figure of the group. A cool pops kind of character that's really laid back and knows friendly, but knows how to deal with things in both the reasonable AND hard way, if you know what I mean. Likely, along with Crystal and Rebel, a lot of the reason and logic to the collective. Probably spends most of his time playin' blues and likes on his guitar, coming up with new songs, and sleeps in pretty hard whenever he can. He's supposed to be on retirement, after all. If there's every any kind of problem, along with Crystal, he's probably the #1 to go to, and likely the one to fix it, even if it means really getting in there.
My personal favorite of the group, probably the most cool and collected one, but probably does spend her time away from the other mutants going around the wasteland, not scavenging per se, but looking for something worth her while and looking for a new challenge, any challenge, in any form. Probably the one with the most conviction to go after the throne, as she'd want things to be right and organized again. Not sure how to handle the whole allies thing. If we're going for a slightly more real interpretation, and a not "her flesh falls off and becomes another being" look, she probably has two smaller buds (like the Personal Guard ultra) that are constantly with her. Doesn't socialize well, but knows how to reason, and always has a guiding sense of what to do.
i had to choose between laser brain, bolt marrow, hammerhead and last wish
only had 8 shells and 5hp
this 5 second boss wouldn't have been possible otherwise
and i also wanted to visit the jungle
do you have throne butt? if so, B
if not, A
Why the fuck is bill cipher in your memes what's this all about
I said I was going to make a Fish Guide like four days ago, and i finally got around to it.
Is there anything obvious/ noteworthy that i should add, or does this seem good enough to add to the OP?
whoops, i wanted to post the actual fastest one
They're both based on the Eye of Providence and Gun Godz came first.
That's honestly fine. They are both children of the Eye of Providence, so by artistic association, they are brothers, just in different universes.
Anyone got that really nice pic with YV sitting atop the pyramid, zenful and surrounded by guns and money? And all them arms.
I'm playing as chicken, and every now and then my weapons will just fucking drop. I'm not throwing them since i don't use chicken's throw but it usually happens whenever I kill an enemy. bug or what?
>3 people got it today
>i still havent
Is it possible to discover "post-loop" weapons before looping if the adjusted difficulty is high enough? For example, if I visit the Pizza Sewers and Crown Vault, could i find a 1-1 L1 weapon in the 7-3 weapon chest? Can you find golden and ultra weapons at Y.V.'s crib if you haven't looped yet?
You know not what you ask for
Already drew jedeyes, cap.
Hey in case you missed this I finished it for you.
Does anyone have a good archive of these lewds? I hate knowing that I might miss some good ones by doing something stupid like sleeping.
I just meant more I didn't feel like immediately drawing jedeyes again, I usually feel bad for skipping over so many requests, so I try to give reasons when I can.
>step through the strange door in the middle of nowhere
>find it pretty strange that a bunch of mutants set up a door in the middle of nowhere, rug included, but it somehow makes the place feel homey
>as much as a bombed out canyon in the middle of the wasteland can feel like home
>Fish props his gun up against part of the wall, like someone would an umbrella after a long day out at work
>huge purple crystal that isn't teleporting and charging lasers offers out the pie to Rogue, much to the chagrin of YV who's screaming about po po in trashtalk too fast for the ex-po po to understand properly
>Rogue prepares to take a bite of the offered pie, and her hesitance is long enough for Horror to jump between the pair, snatching the entire thing away
>Probably a good thing Rogue avoiding it, considering there's a strong, green glow coming from under the metal sheets Crystal included as crust
>Fish settles down next to a campfire in the center of this surprisingly small valley, strumming some strange instrument Rogue barely recognizes. It's awfully pleasant though
Just doing it for fun like you. Take your time man, drawing takes a hell of a lot more effort than writing.
>Rogue stalks past Crystal looking disdainfully at the rad dog, feeling like it's a good time to flop down in front of the fire and rest
>Joining her and Fish is a bright metal box, beeping occasionally after every bite of gun someone else has brought back. They look like scraps, rusted bits and missing pieces mostly.
>The other is half spooky half pizza, though from the way it undulates and wheezes, the poor thing looks like it's in serious pain. The flaps of barely clinging skin seem to breathe laboriously.
>Steroids has worked through the last book currently available to him, otherwise he wouldn't be sitting next to a non-stop squawking Chicken, who's on her sixtieth or so rerun of the same martial arts movie.
Hopefully she won't start acting the moves out again, or they might have to jam a medkit down her throat again
>At least YV seems to be enjoying himself, tossing dosh around and having it wave unnaturally while it bounces over the quietly grumbling Eyes off a good ways from the fire.
I've got a good run and about to fight Lil' Hunter. So far he has creamed me every time. What could be doing wrong besides lacking gud?
I saw a guide posted earlier. Anyone have it?
>Rogue smug as fuck about her big fat new throne butt since she's one level from her new recliner
>Shadow covers her
>She looks up with blodshot eyes
>Clearly much more gigantic Palace Dog ass smashes down for 20 damage
>YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE
Law-abiding cop type. Most knowledgeable in combat and has immense trigger discipline. Keeps the others in line.
Exciteable but confident. Nobody ever really picks a fight with her because of how nice she is to everyone. Will not hesitate to lay the smack down.
Sadistic. Can't talk, therefore nobody really talks to him. Generally pissed at the world, and also hates YV's guts.
Constantly in pain. A nervous wreck, least reliable when it comes to crunch time. Inconfident.
Arrogant and overconfident. Cares more about his money than the other mutants. The rest of the group begrudgingly gets along with him due to his Gun God Skillz.
Smart and silent. Keeps his mouth shut, only says important things. Peforms maintainance on Robot.
Blunt and tactless. Communicates only in facts. Slowly becoming able to think outside of its coding.
Gung-ho and happy-go-lucky. One of the few mutants that can get along with Plant.
Fairly normal. Doesn't get involved in the hijinks of the less-sane people of the group. Enjoys naps and chatting with her followers.
Determined and serious. Wants to get to the throne as soon as possible, and doesn't really attempt to get close to the mutants. Semi-friends with Rebel because they can relate to eachother.
A happy guy in general. Encourages everyone to get along but doesn't actually try to do anything about it. Kind of lazy, but likes to sing.
Stockpile high damage items, clear out the immediate area, hang out in a corner and wait for his shadow, then move, and blow his face off. If you're not confident, take Hammerhead to clear out a larger area to fight him or dig yourself a safe space. Scarier Face makes the fight a lot easier. Look for a Super Crossbow, Assault Slugger, Minigun, Energy melee weapon, Cluster launcher, or anything else that's high damage to rip his asshole open.
What kind of weapons do you even use with YV?
I tear through ammo so quickly
Stop POP POPing everything.
You carry a Trash weapon and a POP POP.
Examples of trash clean include any basic bullet weapon, even your pistol. Your POP POP weapon is for bosses and beefy Rare mobs, like Yellow Scorpions. So make it big and deadly.
A good early one is Grenade Launcher, 2/4 Grenades is a fucking TON of burst damage.
That.. that doesn't work AT ALL. What the fuck?
Also, Lisa: The Under
>Full rework of Undertale featuring Buddy falling into a hole somewhere
>Brutally slaughter everyone
>Come out and the game closes itself, automatically launching Lisa the Joyful.
>Now featuring Yung Venuz
Okay, one last time.
>YV comes back to the crib after a fun loop
>YC isn't on the couch streaming
>YV finds YC playing on a PC
>POP goes the computer
>"Cuz, wtf r u doin'?!"
>"I "was" playing Undertale! C'mon, it's fun."
>YV plays Undertale on a spare PC
>Thinks the controls are crap
>Not willing to be shown up by his cuz, YV takes the more hands on approach
>Takes a car to an Undertale universe
>Undertale: MLG edition
You can get pretty far by virtue of luck in the game
Skill is, quite frankly, being able to get far consistently
Lil' Hunter is just a case of knowing his attack patterns and taking advantage of cover. It's okay to be staying still at times, as long as you're behind cover.
I do really well with any sort bolt weapon and tracking bolts, using POP POP for any big enemies, or big groupings of enemies
And then I keep a shotgun for the close range and panic situations
VIN DEISEL AS MUSCLES
TROY BAKER AS PLANT, BECAUSE BEING A WOODEN ACTOR IS LIKE BEING A PLANT
YV PLAYED BY MC RIDE
ROGUE PLAYED BY WHOOPI GOLDBERG
EVERYONE ELSE PLAYED BY NOLAN NORTH, THE MOVIE
>catfucker caused most regulars to leave /igg/
>crazy assholes kept pestering orteil about a friend of his, causing him to leave
>even after /igg/ was revived it couldn't be saved from death
>even orteil himself couldn't revive interest in the general
why must everything i love be ruined and die
>playing as Y.V
>get a shitload of mutation
>double flame shotgun+ heavy crossbow with scarier face and bone marrow
>one shot lil hunter
>this might be it
>12/12 health finishing off other enemies
>an ice skater fucks my shit up and kills me
ITS NOT FAIR, ITS NOT RIGHT
>Crystal doesn't speak at all for the majority of the movie
>Acts very tough and masculine, considering Crystal is literally a walking mess of jagged minerals and all
>Everyone refers to Crystal as a dude the entire time and she never bothers to correct them
>At the very end she's given a very sweet, kind line of dialogue voiced by
Even though the bobcut is one of my top three boner haircuts, I like the idea of her hair growing and her looking more wild and crazed as the mutations pile up and the radiation starts to sterilize her brain
Finally beat the fucking throne for the first time.
Thank you, based auto crossbow.
>Having quested for The Throne longer than any of the other campfire mutants, he's been worn by the Wasteland, but never broken. While he's serious when the time calls for it, he's generally relaxed and charismatic otherwise. The type of person you'd follow to the deepest depths of hell.
>Probably sings songs about the people he's met along his journey.
>She's made of tougher stuff than most of the other mutants (both figuratively and literally). She's very direct, and quick to see things through. Crystal can handle this, after all.
>A cool dude that enjoys cool things. Movies, Pizza, and maybe he's also into comics as well. You could probably have a really good conversation with him on those topics, granted he had a mouth to speak it. On that note, he can't eat Pizza anymore, which is why he always looks so pissed off all the time.
>Melting is tired. The Apocalypse made him an incredibly powerful mutant, and I like to think that the use of his abilities is what is causing him to melt. Likely a perpetual downer, but not without good reason.
>BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>Probably really smug and thuggish, but still a pretty cool dude. I like to think that he made good friends with the campfire gang for the sole reason that he was bored with playing with The Throne.
>He'd probably be a pretty interesting guy to hang with, since he's really buff and reads a lot of books. A well-rounded individual, though he might seem condescending at times if you talk about a topic you're not entirely knowledgeable about.
headcanonthat Robot is after The Throne so that it can consume and integrate it into it's systems. I can't really say what a robot's personality would be like, but I'd probably guess that it's something like Bender based off of the loading screen tips.
>Very headstrong and impulsive, just like her favorite movies' protagonists. Being a hardcore fan of the classics, she'd probably gush about them all the time -- might be annoying to be around for prolonged periods of time if you don't go for that sort of thing.
headcanon: She can probably speak English and some Japanese, having been exposed to it through her movies.
>Very dedicated to the cause of reaching the Nuclear Throne, and a loyal leader to her boys. Wants to establish a new world order where she's the top dog, and her boys are treated right.
>Related to Big Bandit in some way or form, either as rival gang leaders, relatives, or both. Can't say much about her personality, though, because I haven't really put much thought into it.
>Good fashion sense.
>Probably acts a bit like a puppy or dog. Very loyal to the campfire gang, would die for them.
>Likely hates The Throne, since it hides its guardian portal with artificial teeth. If it has any idea what The Throne can do, what will happen in its absence or if someone sits on it, it probably knows the right path to choose when reaching it.
>Hot-headed and impulsive, but far from unreasonable. Likely one of the only people in the multiverse that can make things right, being intimately knowledgeable on the subjects of the Campfire Mutants, The Throne and the full extent of its power, and whatever else the IDPD have been researching.
>Likely experienced a major culture clash after defecting, being hesitant (but not entirely unwilling) to partake in activities that the campfire gang sees as the norm. Has probably touched some weed because of Yung Venuz.
Fish: Danny DeVito
Crystal: Drew Barrymore
Eyes: Bill Hader making weird sounds
Melting: Charlie Day
Plant: fucking pitch-shifted chimpanzee screams or some shit
YV: Ice Cube
Steroids: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Robot: Ricky Gervais
Chicken: Kristen Wiig or Amy Poehler
Horror: a dog or some shit
Rogue: Beyonce maybe
Frog: Mark Wahlberg
Skeleton: still Charlie Day
>yfw Fish is actually mutant Captain
We doing wild dumb headcanons after 2 years of playing? Sure.
>Can roll. Most tired, most old, fatherly to the other mutants in a sort of Clint Eastwood way. Doesn't admit it but is as happy to die on the way to the Throne as finding it. Lost a wife and unborn kid in the war. Has limited fame as a wasteland musician.
>Fish's only 'equal' in the social circle. Especially kind to those in the family circle, especially sadistic and bullying of hostile mutants, likes to eat gunfire just to walk up and break someone. Lost a lot of family, but never discusses it.
>Another of the Original 5 who founded their desert camp. Met Fish a while ago, helped him, he didn't care Eyes couldn't talk, Eyes just sort of followed along. HAs an incredible story that will never be told.
>Can't remember. His entire existence has been carved down to a thin haze of suffering and lucid moments of screaming bloody carnage. Was found dying with maggots in his guts, saved by Fish. Is a mutant as close to literally melting apart from radiation damage as you can get and still stay together, which makes him strong.
>Came from the Jungle. Likes the food. Has nothing but a rote lust to feed and kill. Kept around by the other Original Five like a rabid dog.
>Likes the other mutants more than he admits which is why he's spent literal years sitting around a campfire and shooting shit.
>Came from the Labs, but can't remember. Basically injected massive dangerous nuclear chemicals to roid out and escape before the bombs trapped him in there. His intellect has helped keep the other mutants alive for years, has grand designs if the Throne proves to be true.
>Fish sings to everyone to keep their hopes up. Songs about past journeys, legends of the Nuclear Throne, and some improvised singing fill the Campfire Mutants with the determination needed to get through another day.
>Yung Venuz, Crystal, and Rebel probably tried to kill Rogue when she initially joined their party. She discards her helmet as a show of good faith to the mutants, though those three in particular are still wary of her presence.
>Crystal cooks for everyone. They now know not to eat the Rat Meat, and make due with Scorpion Stew.
>Eyes and Chicken share common interests, but likely debate over which movies are better (since Eyes has a preference for bad 90s movies while Chicken has a preference for bad action movies). The only reason this is possible is because Chicken gets to a point where she can fluently understand Eyes.
>Everybody but Crystal is afraid of Plant. Rebel has probably tried to kill it at least once for trying to eat one of her boys.
>Plant thinks of Crystal like a coconut, wondering how it can break through her hard outer shell to get to the delicious meat inside.
>Steroids takes great interest in Robot, regularly being allowed (and willing) to perform maintenance on it.
>Yung Venuz brings the bantz to Steroids, grilling him for being a nerd and a poseur. May or may not have confused him for a pink Rocket Jock at least once.
>Horror follows Rogue around like a puppy. She allows this, being somewhat protected from the fiery plasma due to her IDPD gear. The others are probably not okay with Horror jumping on them.
>Melting lingers around Fish a lot. The singing bothers him a bit, but sometimes Fish will sing him soothing songs to help ease the pain.
Crystal is the one who first sits on The Throne.
Fish and Rogue co-op to take down the crooked cops in the IDPD is the best ending, look into your hearts.
The cops can also shield and use telekinesis.
Either they have technology that can match mutating, or they can use radiation in a more efficient, direct way.
With alternate dimensions, this could actually work.
>Actually an idiot. Scrapped IDPD tech that tried to use remote bots to get jobs done in the Wasteland, but came too self-aware, malfunctioned from radiation damage, and wants to murder all organics and have robots rule - it thinks it hides this well but is so obvious and dumb that everyone just plays along. Feed it a gun and it's a puppy in your arms.
>Literally was a chicken. Thinks this is her chance to thrive as a new predator species int he wasteland after far too long being prey. Has actual powers but studies samurai movies for ideas. Is, in fact, literally the Last Samurai.
>Thinks the Throne will make her the Biggest Bandit and she can make everything better. Driven to prove her brother wrong, spends the whole game after murdering him descending into madness. Only managed to join the mutants after a 2 day shootout.
>A piece of the Throne that rebelled and, despite crude intellect, wants to stop itself. Joined with the mutants since, using its sense of time turning in itself, 'knows' they're the ones destined to find the Throne. Is otherwise a radioactive dog, is more friendly with Rogue than her geiger counter likes.
>Captain is her mother. Fish is actually her grandfather of some greats, though neither knows this - he was the first mutant she met, and he decided to spare her and vouch for her at the camp. Looks up to him like a parent the Captain could never be for her. Fit in awkwardly until the radiation started to cook her brain. Is becoming more aggressive, more unstable, more sick, is the one most likely to go mad and try to loop until time breaks and everything is doomed. Wants the Throne purely for power under the delusion she's protecting people. Wants to kill the Captain, and after Lil' Hunter and reaching terminal corruption with an Ultra, doesn't give a shit and wants to kill her and destroy the timeline and see everything dead. Only listens to Fish because he knows how to talk to a cop/soldier.
>Y.V.'s dialogue when running low on ammo is him saying shit but its bleeped out
I'm pretty sure it's just a Venusian word, like everything else he says.
>the swears y.v. uses are so bad that even though no mortal being can understand them, they still have to be bleeped out
>YV's insults are so profane and powerful that reality itself bleeps them out
I was under the impression that IDPD HQ *is* the Palace, but in their reality, secured and dominated and the Throne tamed to power their world. So it's especially easy for them to port to the Palace since it's basically Same Place, Different World.
>The IDPD have a presence in The Palace for two reasons; to stop the Campfire Mutants from reaching The Throne, and because their portal spawners are already configured to take them there from the get-go. They've studied the Mutants, and just the same, they study The Throne.
>The reason for this is because they harness what Nature creates by chance, and refine them to their maximum efficiency. While Fish, Eyes, and Crystal are far more capable than any IDPD unit, there are far more IDPD that can do what they can with relative ease.
>They are the reason the generators exist to begin with. The ones in the Throne Room are designed both to provide their world with energy, and as an inhibitor for its true power. If not for the fact that it were so badly beaten in the first battle, its power would probably be far greater than we could ever comprehend in the second.
>The blue stone that The Captain keeps in her office is a product of their research; a safer, more efficient power source that's based on studying The Throne. These are used to power everything from Rogue's Portal Strikes, to Lil' Hunter's jetpack, to the Artificial Guardian strapped to The Captain's back.
screwed something up in the first post
I hope its okay if I do an inbetween writer-anon.
I just really enjoay drawing YV.
I think it's just your imagination. It could just as easily be an "eff" sound in my opinion. And the other one is clearly complete gibberish, so it would be kind of weird to have one actual swear and one string of nonsense. Then again, Y.V. does say "yeah" when he leaves a Crown Vault, so you could be right.
That sounds cute as fuck, YV just trying to claw at her, but barely out of arms reach of her face and his gun is across the room, doesn't feel she's worth invoking god powers on. And she's just staring at him, breathing deeply waiting for him to calm down.
I wonder when Steroids will enter the mix.
I figured after the first 3 seconds of freaking out he'd just stare back nervously with constant cuts to her breathing becoming deafening as he sweats and gets progressively more bloodshot and nervous until Fish gently pries him loose.
>dis popopina bitch b trippin
Allies don't know what shields or explosives are, and will keep firing on either no matter where you are in the crossfire. They have a habit of getting caught on corners and missing the action without micromanagement, too.
I'm playing Robot, just got Crown of Guns about to fight the Throne. If I loop, will it store my crown so that I can use it for future runs or do I have to sit on the throne and win? I really want this crown to be stored.
No no, please, I insist, do as much as you like! I really enjoy these comics too. Not like I can really guarantee I'll get anything out... Nature of the Being a Writeanon game
and the stereotype of taking forever for anything, if anything. Which I shamefully fall into. But I'm trying!
You do you.
I said I didn't want to draw characters I haven't unlocked yet but I'm really tempted to do this with Rogue and YV based on this current conversation
>no art of Rogue taking her mask off over Lil Hunter's husk of a corpse to sing Ode in the storm while Fish plays for her and the others let her have her eulogy moment
I like to think Steroids has Stephen Fry's voice
Me and my homies roll'an out to fuck the police
>melting cops that have only 2 hp but can explode all the corpses around you
>plant cops that run extra fast and shoot handcuffs at you that work like the vines
>y.v. cops that can pop pop you with an idpd revolver
>steroids cops that dual wield idpd machine guns
>robot cops with smart guns that run around eating weapons on the ground
>chicken cops with swords that can chuck it at you for 10 damage (but they can only do this once, then they're defenseless)
>rebel cops that summon more cops
>horror cops that shoot a blue version of the radiation beam
>rogue cops armed with a goddamn portal strike gun that create explosions when you shoot them
Those moments where time seems to slow to a crawl and you realize you're fucked
>Everyone incredibly distrustful of Rogue at first
>She's ex-IDPD, who knows what she's really after
>Talks like a retard, always tinkering with her machine, can never seem to do anything right
>IDPD solo cop manages to ping in on the mutants and thinks he has a fast east promotion
>Everyone wakes up to screams as a dead-eyed Rogue smashes the butt of her rifle into the cop's head over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
>Everyone was very nice the next day
For future reference, YV is a flattened cone. Pay attention to the curve of his underside.
Still perfectly in character though.
the only ideas there I think could actually work are plant, robot and steroids cops
>fast "plant" scouts that run at you and tether you with a laser whip
>big beefy cops with double machineguns who fire like a coked out big bandit
>scavenger cops who bob and weave destroying pickups and weapons, possibly turns them into little bots to fight for him
>IDPD who eats weapons off the ground
>Oh hey great, an energy sword dropped! Let me go pick it u-
>elite melting cops with only 1 hp that can practically make the entire screen explode
>elite plant cops whose handcuffs can kill you if you're at low health
>elite y.v. cops that can brrrrap you with a heavy idpd revolver
>elite steroids cops with dual idpd miniguns that will not stop firing as long as you're in their field of view
>elite robot cops whose health increases and weaponry gets more powerful as they eat weapons
>elite chicken cops that can throw their sword at you, then have it teleport back to them
>elite rebel cops that summon high-hp cops with shotguns
>elite horror cops with an extra wide radiation beam that heals them
>elite rogue cops that can fire portal strikes non-stop
But. But triangular. I always thought he was a pyramid, not a cone.
This is confusing.
>Rogue comes up with a joke after talking to Fish
>Gets entire camp in on it
>YV wakes up from passing out after counting too much moni to see a strange crude design drawn around him in the sand
LIK dis post if u think YV da illest
I like to think Eyes is cool by accident, because he can't talk, so he's incredibly mysterious and kind of threatening with his constant muffled screams and mumbles and psionic power. But in reality he's just this really frustrated and kind of freaked out dude. Comedic relief type.
Here's how I view him. He's part cone, part triangle
What exactly is the Nuclear Throne? Why are the mutants after it?
Also, why is the IDPD looking for you?
so uh, I was playing melting
I got in a sticky situation in the lab and was trying to mash right click to blow up as many corpses as possible. I had a bazooka equipped with trigger fingers and I was going crazy cause I had boiling veins and only 2 hp still, but apparently I turned into skeleton at some point and my right click mashing ended up damaging me because of skeletons new active. GG
Thats godamn horrifying, is that a thong?
Anyways, new comic.
No one knows why the apocalypse occurred, but it doesn't matter anymore. As the years went by, the new inhabitants of the wasteland found a new purpose, and some began to travel together. They spoke of an ancient legend: the legend of The Nuclear Throne. The legend begins with a single mutant, who supposedly found the throne, but was never heard from again.
The mutant, deemed "The Proto Mutant", traveled the wastes until he found The Palace. This fortress, heavily guarded by beings of pure radiation, housed the throne. The throne is said to be the only way to stabilize the world once again, and The Proto Mutant had found it! The travelers don't know what happened to the mutant when he sat upon the glorious seat, but the throne did not re-stabilize the world. The travelers concluded that they must reach the throne to save the world, meeting newcomers to travel alongside them. Once a mutant from the group reached the throne, however, things don't go as planned. The Nuclear Throne isn't what it's supposed to be.
It'd be cute to see official/whatever art of each mutant's 'room' in the camp town, which I imagine is just some tiny dirty hovel dug out of the ground with whatever shit the mutant likes strewn about.
I'm just, at such a loss as to what to think
Like I guess I ended up dying so my run should have been over but because I was mashing right click because of meltings active I ended up killing myself immediately upon being given the second chance anyway? It's really disappointing but also pretty cool that I turned into skeleton at all
Should i? If i can do this, it will be the first time i have ever looped.
I'm sorry to say i failed, i forgot it summoned enemies behind me and it completely took me by suprise, in my panic i accidently ran into one of the giant green balls.
>YV crouching over an uneasily sleeping Fish
>Holds up air horn with titter
>Pauses as from out of frame a rogue rifle barrel gently squishes into his eyeball
>Slowly lowers air horn
Can someone draw YV in this pose, but keep the human body?
Just trace the body and make everything between the shoulders and up the standard YV triangle.
Bonus points if you put a golden revolver in one hand.
Double bonus points if you can make the lines pixely like official nuclear throne art.
>Rogue being 'no fun allowed' instead of 'alienated outsider trying her best to get everyone to like her, even YV'
It's a fun arcadey but sort of limited shooter and we have to wait for the leaderboards to come back so dailies are fun again, it's littered with weird bits of never-to-be-explained story, the characters have a ton of personality in design and play, and there's not much to do but make up funny shit and make drawings while seeing what content drops next.
Rogue x YV gun godin' buddies out of slow mutual respect is my OTP
minimalism is best, the joke works perfect as you got it, never force a punchline where another panel isn't needed
just make Cuz's tear a little more defined, maybe make his eye a little more upside-down U in shape and it's perfect
>tfw my issue isn't beating Lil Hunter
>it's dealing with the literal mob of robots out to shoot me afterward
I wanna draw something, give me an idea
EZ throne, i never realized how slow the thrones bullets are
>calmly sit out in the open taking out the generators as the throne is trying its hardest to kill me
>its tri energy bullets are slowly passing to my left and right
>its giant energy balls are actually moving back towards it
Man, eyes can be stupid.
>A father figure to Rogue
I'm not trying to be a dick but that feels a little forced and awkward.
I'd sooner like Fish to bring up that he used to be a cop, and then they get all buddy buddy and serve as the renegade vigilante sheriff and deputy of the wastes.
No need to bring weird daddy issues into it for the sake of cheap emotional depth.
>YV trolling the hell out of Rogue as an especially-hard hazing into the mutant camp
>Air horning, Venusian whistling, and throwing money at her when she's doing pushups after her morning bout with ARS
>Tries to use Portal Strike after spending all night doing adjustments, it spits out dozens of cars and makes it literally rain money, tears open her pack to find it stuffed full of cash and Yung Cuz for some reason
>Drags a bar of chocolate just out of her crazed desperate reach on a fishing line
>Tries to teach her rapping and laughs at her lame weak ass earth girl rhymes
>Swaps out her air filter cartridges with Axe: Venusian Vapor
>Sneaks out Steroids So You Wanna Trashtalk book he wrote for one with a ton of Venusian slurs so when she thinks she's practicing he can air horn at the fact she's calling Fish a [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] in his [REDACTED]
Maybe because nobody told you that Steroids exists?
>implying the IDPD have fathers or parents of any kind
>implying they aren't decanted from exowombs fertilized with frozen sperm and raised in communal creches by machines
Welcome to the future
Says who? I figure as a canonically old bastard and her as some young crazed hothead she'd make for a great sort of trainee and kid figure for him. If she's got issues, it's Captain issues. Dude it's not like we're writing canon here we're making shit up for fun.
I've only been playing the game for like 5 days so forgive me, but I'm not familiar with the image. post the image and I'll see what I can do though
SU just came off hiatus so excuse the SU posting
why the fuck did my post just immediately get posted
wtf i wasnt even finished
I know its for fun, like I said I'm not trying to make a big thing of it.
The whole post apocalyptic father figure shtick just seems so played out and milked dry ever since 2010 and it flares up my autism super hard.
>Lmao this guy is literally a block of shit
>Lmao look at all the shit and piss in binding of Isaac
>haha poop and blood I sure am one sick puppy.
I like Edmund and his games but c'mon son.
he's not a god though
YV can only be killed by a being more powerful than he is
meat boy will just die a million times over again because he has literally no offensive maneuvers
also meat boy won't give a fuck unless bandage girl gets kidnapped
I'm no drawfag and I only have ms paint but I loved the idea
I'm too tired to make this look good but I hope this is satisfactory
>YV hooks up Venusian Internet for the mutants
>They realize 17 minutes after the euphoria dies off that it's literally no different than old earth internet, it's just as shitty
>They browse anyways
>I mean YV hooked them all up with Shapebook accounts, might as well
these are fucking amazing
>my eyes when 30fps on 120hz monitor
so just had my absolute best run of all time, ended up dying to lil hunters death explosion which sucks, but I got the achievement for killing mom and hyper crystal.
I think fish with throne butt is the absolute most fun thing in this entire game
and of course I forgot the picture
>Throne Butt, Gamma Guts, Sharp Teeth and Bloodlust
>die because of a game breaking bug that's existed for literal months despite the devs knowing about it
>haha wow le git gud
>Fish is his father figure
>Rogue is his mother figure
I don't think I should be liking this as much as I am. Now that I think about it, YV is literally a spoiled brat because of his Godz status, think he even had real parents?