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Fair and fun boss edition.

>Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
>Wiki
nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>Character Guides
http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
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oh shit, can't escape now
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>>128091504
CPU: AMD A8-5500 APU (before you say anything, no I can't activate the built-in GPU.)
GPU: AMD Radeon HD 7350
RAM: 8 GB
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first for cute stuff
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>mfw double minigun + gun warrant
Holy shit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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I feel like the game doesn't like me at the minute. Terrible runs again and again.
But I keep going because I'm this game's bitch.
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>>128092248
until an elite shielder serves you a taste of your own bullet hell medicine
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peekaboo
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>>128092535
Little shits.
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>>128092728
>little
you what lad? he's swole af
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Just tried that Energy Hammer + Guitar setup on Fish.

Holy fuck, that felt like cheating. I wonder how far I could've taken it if I hadn't choked on loop 1 frozen city.

Fucking Golden Snowtanks.
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>>128093084
Try Shovel/Sledge + impact wrists with YV sometime. Unlimited fun.
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>>128092053
>Rebel
>Two eyes
It's a cute picture, but you're playing a dangerous game here, man
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>>128093723
oops, knew something looked off, thanks
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Which would you choose?
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>>128094015
Flamethrower :^)

All kidding aside, always the hammer.
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Bumping with an idea from a while ago. A playable character, Crow. Based off the usual Raven enemy in Scrapyard Levels.

The idea was that he couldn't get along much with other Ravens, being the odd man out, given that he's a fucking crow. He had an extreme material desire for shiny things which the Junkyard had little of and fucked off in search of the Throne with the which he felt held the title of shiniest thing.

His active would be Flight, allowing him to basically teleport to any location visible on screen, evading any and all forms of damage for a brief time, as well as breaking enemy focus on him, probably with some form of reload so it isn't broken as shit.

His passive would revolve around thievery, allowing a chance of enemies dropping weapons, maybe 15% to 20%. Maybe Weapon Chests could be removed in favor of the higher weapon chance from killed enemies as a drawback. The tier of the weapons would maybe shift to the right based on the weapons system as well. Higher Weapon Chance = Shittier Weapons

Throne Butt: Landing after Flight causes a radius of damage, like an Airstrike.
Ultra A:Flight can be controlled for a limited time before landing
Ultra B: Weapon Drop Chance increases to 40% or 50%

Thoughts?

>>128094015
Hammer
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>>128094248
Would play Crow.
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>>128094110
>>128094248

Sorry I like the reduced chance of self damage
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so for rogue is her default rifle like actually viable? Should I be trying to get a good golden weapon or should I just stick with using rogue rifle
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>>128094489
Always go for a gold weapon.
Rogue rifle is perfectly serviceable, but it really can't compare to a golden crossbow, splinter gun or wrench.
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>>128094489
Rogue rifle is better than any bullet weapon up to minigun or so so yeah it's pretty pointless to use a golden weapon on her.
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>>128094489
Yeah, it fires quickly and the bullets deal three damage a piece. It's basically a stronger assault rifle, both of which can get you well through your first loop.

>>128094590
>Miniguns
>Anything less than trash bullet weapons
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>>128094489
If not to use yourself, at least go for the dankest B-Skin available.
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The one time i get to use the energy hammer is the one time I DONT GET BOILING VEINS
FUCKING CARS FUCK SNOWBOTS
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>>128094697
well, I have golden grenade launcher on rogue and floaty Y.V. but I kill myself on cacti all the time with it. so I was wondering if it's worth the trouble of getting a good one or just to use the rogue rifle
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>>128095191
Just me but I think explosives are shit, at least early on.
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>>128095328
yea using a golden grenade launcher is fucking suicide 90% of the time. I like having it on plant for muh speed though
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>gun warrant will never be 10 seconds long again

fack you vlambeer
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I'm so excited never been this far before.
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>>128095723
I can only imagine getting that far right now. I can't even get to the throne the first time yet.
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>>128095723
>Skeleton
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Well at least I took em down with me.
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Is it just me, or is Eyes better without Throne Butt? Throne Butt pulls in enemies way too strongly. Projectiles are easily dodgeable with Euphoria and standard telekinesis anyway.
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>>128096083
>Trust nobody not even yourself
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>>128096085
I find Eyes kinda all round pretty underwhelming. Playing anyone else is more fun.
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>>128096085
I personally enjoy telling projectiles to eat shit but if you can easily manage without, get a better mutation.

>>128096168
Now I need someone to edit pic related.
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>>128096085
Nah that's a pretty common opinion I think.

Throne butt is super overrated in general, Melting's is amazing and horror's is good and Plant's is pretty good but other than that I find that it's a pretty middle of the road mutation for me.
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>>128096256
Honestly Eyes problem isn't that he's bad, just that he's very average in a group of fuckers with crazy gameplay powers like YV or Steroids or Melting.
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>>128096367
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>>128096627
This game is perfect.
Aside from that missing patch and much to be desired content.
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>>128096256
Really?for me eyes is my best character and i can loop with him semi consistently of the time.Its also the only character i reached loop 2 with
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>>128096721
#98 when
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>>128094015
Sword, always

Hammer used to be great with trigger fingers until they upped the ammo consumption to 5 per shot
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>>128095191
>I kill myself on cacti all the time with it.
You aren't the only one.
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>finally reached the throne for the first time

Felt amazing.
Now to loop
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>trying to get a golden weapon on Melting
>finally find a screwdriver
>get killed by a buff gator in 2-1
I hate this game and it hates me ;_;
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So those guide images that cuss at you a lot
Is there one for melting? Specifically for faggots who want the B-Skin? How should I prepare/what should I do during the run to at least bolster my skill to get to the throne?
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>>128097640
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>>128097640
Get gamma guts, scarier face, hammerhead and boiling veins

>>128096405
GOD TIER
Melting
Steroids

GOOD TIER
YV
Rebel
Plant

ACCEPTABLE TIER
Rogue
Horror
Robot
Eyes
Chicken

BAD TIER
Fish
Crystal

>>128096256
Eyes is great for several fun gimmick builds but he falls short in raw power as >>128096501
points out
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I can't fucking play rogue it's excruciating
I don't have trouble playing any other character but when I play rogue I die to the fucking i.d.p.d. every single run I have not died to a normal enemy in years
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>>128097994
If you think the IDPD are fucking tough at that point I'd like to see you get past a loop and have any form of happiness intact afterwards.
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>>128097597
>finally get to Y.V.'s mansion with strong spirit and rhino skin
>this is it!
>get to the chest
>HERE WE GO!!!
>golden laser pistol
>mfw
O Y.V., why hast thou forsaken me?
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>>128097994
I just can't deal with them spawning around randomly and firing off 30 bullets down the tunnels in the lab, I've had no troubles looping with literally every other character
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>>128098212
meant to reply to >>128098113

I just get fragged from offscreen because I'm not used to there being cops in some levels, I absolutely hate it
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>>128098136
>dissing on laser pistol
Laser is OP, you should be glad you didn't get something like a gold screwdriver
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>>128097770
>Ignore rhino skin so that I can be glorious 5 hp melting with too many mutations
>It doesn't show up in the free ones I get
>Somehow make it to loop frozen city to become Mr. Skeltal and salvage my run

I didn't hit ultra again but it was fun.
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It's 4 am for me right now and im about to go to sleep, but yesterday i defeated lil hunter, and unlocked chicken and steroids, that got me in the mood to draw stuff and i drew this


Anyone here has a request, so i can draw it when i wake up?
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>>128099110
Chicken being scared of the black sword Also, nicely done man
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my ass my ass my ass my ass my ass #mony
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>>128099110
Chicken wearing a jacket and being comfy
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IT'S DAAAAAA
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>there's no need to fight
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I barely managed to loop with the Crown of Guns as Robot, how the fuck do they expect you to manage that shit with every other character? Blood Hammer? 2 Blood Hammers?
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>>128098770
Based Skeltal does it again

>>128099378
>>128099183
Both but with Chicken wondering where the jacket came from after using the sword.

I like to imagine the sword makes her more violent than usual.
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>>128098770
I don't think Detachment would be worth it even if you didn't lose any max HP. It's probably the worst ultra mutation in the game.
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>>128099559
IDPD would probably just rock up and mow down the campfire sooner or later, best to reach the Nuclear Throne while you still have the chance.
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>>128099445
DEAD BODY LOOTIN
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Have you verified today?
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>>128099808
>Don't have Rebel
>Can't get verified
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Did my first loopty loop AND got a B-skin for robot
Today was a good day
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>>128097910
>>128097770
Thanks, Anons. Thanks to this guide, instead of dying on the third scrapyard level, I'm consistently getting to at least level 2 of the snow land. Didn't know hammerhead was so good.

What about weapons, though? I have a pistol, and I have a golden wrench stored, but I feel like maybe I should try to actually get a good golden weapon before trying.
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How far have you gotten /ntg/?
My best is Rebel and I got to 1-1 L2
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>>128100503
Rogue 2-1 into HQ 3 L1
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>>128100440
Weapons aren't forte but I'd suggest weapons that damage multiple enemies, get more kills in less time, like Energy Weapons or even Bolt Weapons peppered with some Bolt Marrow. Maybe secondary melee if you're afraid of getting touched.
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Seriously how do I beat lil' hunter?
When I beat him reaching the throne is like guaranteed, the labs and the palace is really easy.
But I just can't beat that little shit.
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>>128091676
The worst runs are the ones where you don't get any good weapon drops

The whole reason this game is fun is the guns, but what's the point if you keep getting pop rifles and shovels in the fucking Palace

It's not fair, it's not right
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>>128100503
Beat the throne on both fish and melting. Didn't know how to loop when I did so I just sat on the throne both times. Goin for a loop now.
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>>128100639
I feel the weapon system should erase the chances of each low weapon tier as you progress farther through the game at some point. At least the really shitty ones, but hey, that would ruin the frustrating challenge.
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>>128100503
L1 5-3 with eyes and L1 6-1 with Yung Venuz.
I got more kills on the former.
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>>128100352
Robot is

C U T E
U
T
E
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>>128101383
Not as cute as Fish
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>>128101434
That is not how you spell Melting.
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>>128100602
Weapons with high per-shot damage

Even the crossbow or the grenade launcher will kill him

He has slightly more HP than Big Bandit
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>>128101383
>>128101434
>>128101491
Horror*
Where'd you guys go to school to learn such shit spelling?
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>>128101631
>forgetting best girl
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>>128101696
>>128101631
>>128101383
>>128101434
>>128101491
>characters who don't have a song in their heart
>cuter than Frog
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>>128100503
eyes L2 1-1

H.A. crossbow + energy sword + bolt marrow + laser brain + long arms,unstoppable as fuck

died to van
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>>128101631
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>>128101890
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guys I need your git gud help

I'm playing Horror, level ultra, at the throne, and I opened the weapons chest and there was a blood cannon. Right now I have an auto x-bow with 12 bolts and a heavy grenade launcher with max explosives ammo
I do have boiling veins

what do I take?
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>>128103637
Autobow with blood cannon
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>>128103669
Okay Anon thanks
I'm off, wish me luck so I can finally get best b-skin
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>>128103637
Auto Xbow and Heavy Nade Launcher. Use the Heavy Nade Launcher to take out the generators, Auto Xbow to take down The Throne. Cling to the walls when the battle is over so that the portal sucks in all three weapons.

Boom. Who needs ultimatums?
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>>128103669
Anon you are the best
thank you so much

why is melting b so cute
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>>128103984
Because being in the never ending agony of slowly losing your body, with your insides exposed making you an extreme victim to the harsh elements just makes people look moe as fuck.
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>>128103984
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>>128103984
>Melting's B Skin is melting, only more melted
>Fewer nerves to feel pain
>Standing upright and proud
>Looks moe as fuck

>Melting is probably happier after you unlock his B Skin
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>>128104158
>those melting ulra loading screen tips

Oddly it seems his situation actually improves when you go skelly, one of its loading tips is "This is better" or something along those lines.
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>>128104803
>No need for peace
>Avoid the living
>This is better
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what's so bad about lucky shot, it's no rabbit's paw but it usually gives me the ammo I need
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>>128105061
Recycle Gland a best
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>>128105061
It usually *doesn't* give you what you need, or even what you want. The chance and amount given are too low for it to realistically matter.
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>>128105131
that only works for bullet weapons though, right?
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>>128105061
Why is Y.V. so perfect bros?
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>>128105307
because he's an easymodo character
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>>128105416
>this meme again
>being "that guy" who complains about "cheap strategies" in games
>"hurr I can't git gud and I don't know shit about the game so I'm gonna call top tier characters easy mode"

Alright then, which mutant is the hardest to play? :^)

Hint: None of them. You can do a revolver-only playthrough and kill the IDPD captain as Eyes if you're not trash at the game. Go back to /v/ please.
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>>128105942
But anon, Eyes is pretty good imo
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>>128100503
Plant 1_2 L1
Still pretty rookie, but I'm getting there

Speaking of loops though, I've got a weird bug in my stats screen for Fish and Crystal - I got both to the Campfire and died, but the stats screen shows 7_2 L1 and 7_1 L1 respectively. Not sure what's causing that.
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>>128106358
I wasn't insinuating that Eyes is bad. However, he does have the least relevant passive in the game. So if you want to do a run where you can ONLY rely on a revolver, he's the best option. The passive is near-worthless and you're not forced to right click.
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I need some Melting Music. Someone, anyone, deliver.

>>128106691
Although he's my favorite, I have to admit his Passive is pretty shit.
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>>128106798
Yeah, I don't know why they haven't reworked his passive. Maybe give him night vision AND extra sight range? So when you're using melee weapons, you can see more? That'll be fucking helpful, the guy's easily one of the best melee characters in the game. But even then it'll still be the worst passive, it needs something extra. Cause all of the other ones are amazing in comparison.
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>>128106798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nkzaOPP6g
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>>128106979
well, if he can see everything, maybe he should be able to see enemy health bars
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>>128107143
Knowing enemy health is nothing but a psychological advantage, anon. It needs to be some thing like

>Shots have 20% Chance to seek enemies
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there's no way i'm trying to reach loop 2 to grind out all the loop crowns, so what's the best setup for fighting the captain?

so far it seems like the jackhammer makes it nigh impossible to actually get hit, but what's best to rely on for damage?
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>>128107394
Bolt Weapons + Bolt Marrow or Not having bad
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>>128107523
>My fucked up insult
I'll sit down now.

But my advice still stands
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>>128107523
>>128107606
i'm up to my 6th or so loop crown, and weirdly enough, the easiest time i've had yet was with a jackhammer and an eagle eyes minigun
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>>128107781
I've never even attempted to use a Jackhammer, anon. I don't think I could ever relate. My easiest time was using a Lightning Cannon and Shovel against the Throne. I haven't looped once yet but in time.
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>>128107306
honestly I'd want it to be something like
>bolts don't lose speed when going through enemies
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Is it wrong to play with screen shake down or off? It's fun for awhile but after throne attempt number 300 on melting it's getting a little annoying.
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>>128108289
Personally, I'm of the opinion the screen shake is an integral part of the game; but I can't blame you for wanting to turn it down some considering what you're going for.
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what gold weapon should i try to get for melting?
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>>128108405
Wrench is best starting item
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>>128108405
GOAT-TIER
Crossbow

HIGH-TIER
Laser Pistol
Shotgun
Wrench

MID-TIER
Machinegun

WHY-TIER
Grenade Launcher
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>>128108357
That's how I feel but I think I'm gonna try knocking it down to 50 or so before I have a seizure. On another note any reccomendations for weapon/mutation priorities for B-skin runs? I try to always grab boiling veins and hammerhead if possible but I'm not sure what weapon types are best to snatch up.
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do I even dare
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>>128109156
Absolutely
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>>128109156
nug up or shut up mane
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>>128092535
>got to 5-2 loop 3 as yv
>things going really well
>spawn in
>three fucking super crocs
>the struggle continues
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>>128095804
you best not be shitting on spooks, second favorite character
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Fish can roll
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>>128109717
but why does he roll
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>>128100503
3rd loop, 6-1 as the rolling one
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>>128109757
To cope with the agony of his past life lost, those he once loved all dead, and the fight he never stops pursuing to find an artifact of legend that will allow him to finally gain some sort of true control over his life full of new comrades he cares for and wishes not to lose.
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>>128109717
the green blur
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>Hitting loop with steroids

his throne butt and one of his ultra's is all you need for ammo what the fuck are these nerds talking about stacking like 5 ammo mutations.
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>55 hours
>Can finally get to the throne and loop consistently.
It feels good.
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>>128110417
I'll eat that as my last meal so I can die on my terms
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>>128110417
I know this is from a joke video, but it just looks so tempting.
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>Melting B
>Level 7 at 3-3
>Going smooth
>Assassin running at me
>Fear kicks in
>Miss with long arms wrench 3 times in a row
>He clubs me point blank
>It's not fair
>It's not right
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Cursed Super Plasma Cannon without Back Muscle: not even once.

At least I got Robot's B-Skin out of that run.
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>>128111153
With robot you can afford to bite the bullet, in every sense of the phrase.
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Can you have two golden weapons on Steroids?
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>>128110417
>think they're going to stop at like the 5th wrap
>they just keep going
>they put it into a motherfucking bag and start filling it with sauce
>mfw

for real though it looks like it'd explode its contents everywhere the second you tried to
bite into it
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>>128111153
why though you have only 2 shots but it will wipe out whole enemies anyway
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Any advice? I'm really antsy for Rebel so tempted to Loop, but it would be my first and i might fuck up.
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>>128112087
>using the meme cursor
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>>128112165
Anon, plz. I'm up to a pool's depth in shit and worry.
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I think I can
I think I can
I think I can
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>>128112263
Anon, together, we can do this.
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>>128112263
living the dream
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>>128112401
See you on the other side of the loop portal Anon
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>>128112439
Succeed where I've failed.
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>no robot guide in the OP
I swear I've seen one before. Anyway, which ultra do I take?
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>>128111237
>>128111334
Throne fight went bad 'cause I went for the generators like a boob
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>>128112838
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>>128112975
>no second stomach
>no ultra

Always high-tier weapon/Refined Taste, you're not eating shit on a Loop.
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>golden slugger on yv
Easymode just got easier.
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>Finally kill lil hunter
>Ramdom snowbot comes out of nowhere and kills me

Every single time
I just want to unlock steroids
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Is it me or is Throne II easier than the first Throne
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>>128115056
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>>128115182
fun bug desu
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>>128094489
daily reminder that the golden assault rifle > rogue rifle
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>>128115182
>fucking 3mb limit
lower the resolution
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>>128115182
>>128115602
I don't think it's a bug, guys.

I've had this happen to me before, and from the other webms I've seen, they all seem to have one thing in common: the holder has 1 or 2 cursed weapons.

If it IS a bug, I still believe it has something to do with the cursed weapons themselves, essentially randomly turning the crown vaults into "Cursed Crown Vaults," you may say. It's been like this for a very long time, too, which leads me to believe it may be an intended feature, or a bugged left in because it's a pretty fucking cool bug if it is one.
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>>128116443
I've had it happen to me without cursed weapons

AFAIK it's something to do with killing an enemy at the same time the portal opens? Or the same time you touch the portal? But that hardly seems consistent IME so
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fuckin teleporting cursed crystal caves BULLSHIT
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>>128116796

Have a snack and take a break dude.
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>>128116796
same desu
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>>128115602
>>128116443
>>128116659
Guys it's not a bug. If you enter a proto portal while you already have a crown it takes you to that magical place.
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>>128115292

I'm trying anon, I'm trying...
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>>128117192
it is, you can totally get two crowns in one run
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>Playing Crystal
Shiggy Diggy
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>>128117790
>not unlocking fish's b-skin
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>mfw beat throne II for the first time
>mfw got ultra mutation for the first time
>mfw everything's so fucking easy
>mfw run out of ammo and die because don't have ammo mutations
Seriously I'm not even mad.
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>no mutation to turn all contact damage to 1
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>>128117790
>>128117838
>not unlocking YV's B-Skin either
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>Mfw reaching Frozen City a lot more often after my constant Melting runs.

I'll get to that fucking throne again, and I'll blow it's shit everywhere.

>>128117928
One day i'll know this feel
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What are some good NT youtube channels ?
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>>128118172
HEY EVERYBODY
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>>128118172
SLEEPCYCLES.
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What's your favorite weapon?
Mine is the triple machinegun.
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hi. drawfriend here. give me something to draw.
here's a sample of my work.
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>>128119051
Can't go wrong with the trusty old Shovel. (Well, unless you don't get Trigger Fingers.)
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>>128119118
robot throwing fish into a portal
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>>128119118
Chicken practicing her fighting skills with Steroids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6kSKMW2E_w
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>>128119118
Rogue fighting Shielders.
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>>128119118
The mutants roasting maggots over the campfire.
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>>128119051
bazooka
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>>128119118
Requesting this with Crystal and IDPD Shielder
https://youtu.be/sUjTxZEuBuI?t=1m27s
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Give me a stream full of suffering and fun
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>>128119370
The mutants roasting maggots over Horror in his campfire pit*
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>>128119118
Give me this with crystal and shielder
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>>128119609
>>128119748
Dear Lord this would complete me as a person.
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>>128119634
wait for someone to stream melting b runs
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>>128120186
working on this.
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>>128118172

Conversely, what's the worst NT youtuber?

#1 pick is Northernlion.

>picks a character, almost never use their active
>constantly chooses bolt marrow when he doesn't have any bolt weapons
>follows Sleepcycles' advice heedlessly, like getting Sharp Teeth, but not knowing why it's good (only in loops)
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>loop for the second time as Eyes
>mfw taking Monster Style just to see
What the fuck
This shit is useless
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>>128120929
DRY BABY
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>>128118172
star put out some good videos
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>>128120729
Can't wait
I'll do it myself
www.hitbox.tv/stalkyyy
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How do I get good at dodging bros? Almost all of my runs end with me getting blatted by one of the green energy balls the throne shoots out.
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>>128122029
Worry more about not getting hit than radiation or drops. You can't use either if you die.
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>>128122029
Go for melting B skin until insanity sets in
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What do freezeframes do? Should I turn them off or?
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this is about the farthest i've gotten, what do?
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post good rng
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>>128122356

They slow the game down more when you kill a bunch of enemies. It makes things easier. Same with turning off screenshake, but I do believe they're essential to the heart of the game.
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i wanna teach horror to do sick backflips with his radiation beam
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>>128121939
Star_'s pretty good but he rarely streams anything but Overwatch as of late.
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>>128122479
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>>128122479
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ouch
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Guys i can breeze through most of the game until i reach lil hunter. I know i just have to git gud, but is there any type of weapon that is better at fighting lil hunter?
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>>128122479
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>>128124683
Point a jackhammer at him and just go. Just run into him with it, he's fucking useless.
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>>128124683
Bringing a melee of some sort into the fight helps immensely - jackhammer lets you utterly cheese him.
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>>128124683

Big burst weapons like Heavy Crossbow or Bazooka. Or melee him down, but be careful if you don't have Long Arms, since he could explode in your face.
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>>128124683
Step 1: The moment you spawn, just go fucking ham on your surroundings. Find an area with walls to hide behind and clear it out as fast as you can.
Step 2: Watch your shadow. Once another shows up, start running or wait by it if you have a melee weapon.
Step 3.1: If you have a melee weapon, just fucking bludgeon him. Hit his landing-fires out of existence and deflect as many of the bouncer shotgun shots as you can.
Step 3.2: If you have no melee weapons, hide and wait for him to call the cops, then open fire; he can't do shit in the period when the IDPD are spawning in. He has a nasty tendency to spam the living fuck out of it behind 15 snowbots and dickwolves. In this situation, pray for peace.
Step 4: Once he's dead, get the fuck away from walls until he explodes.
Step 5: Get killed by the last snowbot in the level.
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>>128100503
0_1 L2 as horror and rebel
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>>128124683
jackhammer and/or melee steroids are the safest
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>>128100503
1-3 L1 horror/fish
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>>128100503
This pic is great
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>>128100503
2-1 L1 with yv
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>>128122452
PICK IT UP AND BEAM U FUCK
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>>128125448
Did... did that kill the van before its sprite even spawned?
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>>128125691
That was Anomaly, I went a bit overkill there.
but, it's definitely possible to kill the van before it's moving
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>Melting B unlocked
I did it, guys.
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>mfw Rebel with crown of haste
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i'm playing Y.V. with assault slugger and super crossbow

a blood hammer spawned

is there something i should replace?
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>>128126091
You're perfectly fine with Assault Slugger and Super Crossbow, keep going.
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>>128126171

at least i finally killed little cunter
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>Was gonna post in the Isaac General about finally finishing that faggot Keeper
>Forgot it's ded.
>Still suck at NT.
Feels bad man.
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>>128126825
you did good
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>>128125448
I'm sorry webm guy, i couldn't beam as radly as you.
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Is hammerhead essential tier for looping? Almost every time I've died while looping I feel that hammerhead could of provided a easy way out.
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>>128127270
>could of
No
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>>128127270

Depends on your playstyle, but for most people its an essential part towards looping.
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oh come on, don't make me choose
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>>128127270
If you have an Energy Hammer or you're playing Rogue, you don't need Hammerhead.
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>>128127405
Try doing Brrrap, Back 2 Bizniz, Bolt Marrow and Seeker Shotgun.
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>>128127405
>Console shitter
Kill yourself
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>>128127405
Boiling Veins
Throne Butt is fun but unnecessary
Rabbit Paw and Scarier Face are great, but not as safe
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>>128127405
BRRAP
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>>128127405
Ouch.

I think scarier face is the best out of those.
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>>128127513

i'm actually on pc, i'm just more used to my gamepad
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ONLINE CO-OP WHEN
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>>128117192
it's a bug you dumbo
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>>128128226

FUCKING

NEVER
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>>128128226
I can't wait for retarded multiman mod servers that lag to hell
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>>128128475
>Risk of Rain style hosting
HOST WHEN?

But srsly, I'd love that.
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Can you get Loop 1 1_3 golden weapons by playing as Robot, going to the pizza sewers and then YV's Mansion?
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>>128128567
>Can you get Loop 1 1_3 golden weapons by playing as Robot, going to the pizza sewers and then YV's Mansion?
You're better than this anon...
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>>128128567
YV's Mansion counts as 3-2, not an extra stage. Robot with the crowns of cruses that has gone through the pizza sewers may have a chance of finding one in a cursed chest late on loop 1.
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So, /ntg/,
Which mutants do you ship?
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>>128128226
>>128128532
they didn't develop the game with multiplayer in mind so they'd have to redo all the scripting
i bet they would have at least doubled their sales with online coop
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>>128128880
Melting and Horror. Every time. They make the best duo of man-blob and man's best (oh dear god, it's melting my leg) friend.
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>>128128880
fish and robot
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>>128128880
steroids and horror
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>>128128840
I'm not trying to bait, just asking if this is a thing you can do, since the Golden weapons that normally appear in the Golden chests show up on Loop 1 1_1. Robot's Passive and Pizza Sewers boost the difficulty by two.
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Is it worth skipping small rad containers to get a big one on the next level?
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>>128128973
Easily. People would love online Co-Op.
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>>128129181
no
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>>128129181
no
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>>128129181
A Big Radiation Canister has 45, and two Small Radiation Canisters have 50, so basically, No.
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>>128129417
Wow, seriously? That is retarded.
How much does Horror give?
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>>128121361
i usually take monster style over projectile style because it pushes annoying enemies away, like ones that do touch damage and explody freaks.

you need pretty specific weapons to make use of projectile style, monster style is a bit more practical all around.
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>>128129621
Horror can drop up to 115, if he ever uses his beam and doesn't pick up the radiation back, it'll decrease.
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>5-3 with Y.v Throne butt
>Little Hitler spawns
>auto crossbow braap him
>dies instantly
FEELS SO GOOD
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>>128129621
Worth it. He gives out 115, which is ~15 more per (considering you'll be missing 3, which normally would be 75).
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>>128129832
>115
>More than 3 small rad cans
>But you gotta deal with Horror
I don't think that's worth it either, having to skip 2 lvls and hope RNG doesn't spawn Horror in a bad place.
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>>128129917
>>128129832
>>128129621
Also the rad can after horror is usually a large rad can from what I can tell, so you get a bonus 20 on top of the bonus 15.
>>
So I have like 60 hours ingame and I still don't know the lore

some people says it is depressing as shit, what's that about?
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>>128130047
LOL
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>>128130047
I fucking love it.
Great stuff,
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>>128130047
>Based off that Freakazoid vid
Oh wow, that is good.
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>>128130063
Post-Apocalyptic wasteland. People have been turned into horrible mutants. Everything's trying to kill each other. If you so much as try to get powerful and fix the world, interdimensional police try to kill you to stop you from becoming a threat.
Everyone's going after the throne. But no one knows if it will actually solve anything.
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>>128130047
Shit's sad yo.
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>>128130047
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>>128128880
Rogue and Rebel OTP

Also Y.V. and Rogue a little
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>>128130430
>Rogue and Rebel

Absolutely disgusting
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>>128130430
Keep your shitty waifu away from my quality waifu
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Noobiestreamer guy from yesterday here.

Are people still interested in seeing me trainwreck in this game?
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>>128130795
yv is the quality waifu here
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>>128130795
Y.V. is the best waifu.
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>>128130923
Yeah
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>>128130430
>rogue
>in any otp

Get outta here.
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>>128130923
Maybe
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>>128130979
I'd dip him in my homemade cool ranch
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I forgot to not walk on the carpet
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>>128130979
>>128130939
I meant rebel but YV is most definitely top tier.
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Wish me luck /ntg/
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>>128131078
but baiting out the laser is a legit strategy. get out of the way, you loser. you have plenty of time to react.
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>>128128880
Fish and Crystal
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>>128131121
[luck intensifies]
>>
Recently unlocked HARD MODE
It feels pretty unbalanced, really. Half the time I run out of ammo before an ammo pack even drops. Melting feels really strong, though. I'm under the impression that no one really plays hard mode
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>>128130923
yeah
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>>128130982
>>128131021
>>128131205

Alright, let me set stuff up. Posting link soon.
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>>128131115
damn straight he is
>>128131204
it's just starting on loop difficulty right away
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>>128131160
I guess the charge up was outside my camera because I didn't see a fucking thing before my traingular ass got blasted
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>>128131204
Hard mode is some serious bullshit, Golden weapon or not you will always get fucked by giant flies
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>>128131349
it makes a sound
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>>128130739
>>128130795

It's not my problem you have shit taste and can't see everything they have in common
>>
would anyone be interested in a stream where i talk or would that be too cringey?
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>>128130063
>>128130328
Also
>Fish was one day before retiring when the apocalypse happened, he was then unconscious and preserved until when the game takes place.
>Crystal comes from the Crystal Caves, where her family is. She is the only one who can control her body and has any memory from before the apocalypse among her family.
>Eyes has a great story but doesn't have a mouth to say it.
>Melting was either at the event, or far from it.
>Plant was a normal plant.
>Y.V. is the gun god.
>Steroids took a bunch of steroids because he knew the apocalypse was going to happen. He was a scientist but the Labs are not where he's from.
>Robot is a man-made robot. He could have been made IDPD, or he could have integrated their technology into him.
>Chicken was a chicken.
>Rebel is the sister of Big Bandit. Big Bandit won't hesitate to kill her out of hatred. Rebel killing Bandit makes her sad.
>Horror is radiation that became a living being.
>Rogue worked for the IDPD, and was good friends with Lil Hunter, before he was ditched by the IDPD on an important mission and he went insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJEuu2S5oBw
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>>128131518
I have a lot in common with my friends, I'm not planning on shipping us any time soon.
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I pity the dead who can no longer experience such joy
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>>128131713
I hope you mutate Recycle Gland and Back Muscle.
>>
twitch / thoradon

Let's rock, folks.

I have no idea what to expect.
>>
>>128131518
Dude, what if rebel is rogue's wasteland dimension self?
>>
>>128131586
Dont be a bitch
>>
Steroids B-skin, why is so sucks?
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>>128130328
>Everyone's going after the throne
>you never actually encounter another Unique mutant
Random encounters when
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>>128131850
Well that would be hot
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>>128132161
I'd honestly love to see other mutants trying to fight you for the Throne, imagine Fish A-Skin vs. Fish B-Skin.
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>>128132475
>they just keep rolling after each other in a circle.
Anyone who knows how to edit Gifs, combine 2 rolling fish rotating about a fixed point, I.E. a circle.
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>>128132161
>>128132475
If you could encounter yourself it'd have to be post-loop, no?
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>>128131850
>the bandits are an alternate universe version of the IDPD
Maybe that's why they're everywhere you go.
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>>128132726
>tfw fighting some other Fish that selected Hardmode
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I finally got my waifu back /ntg/ im so fucking happy
I learned to never give up
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>>128131637
Is this a dev or some guy spouting his fanon?
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>>128132850
>dark souls kind of invasions
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>>128132895
Good job, anon. I'm proud of you.
>>
>c-skins never
dammit i need my ror commando fish
>>
>>128132978
>not knowing bisnap

where were you when the apocalypse happened
>>
>>128132978
He spoke with the devs, and most of the information is in-game through the loading tips. The devs have conflicting thoughts though.
http://nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/Loading_Screen_Tips
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>>128133063
I need my hotline miami jacket chicken
>>
>>128133012
>you reach 7-3
>spawn in with another mutant
>both of you beeline for the weapon chest
>amazing gunfight ensues
>you accidentally activate the throne
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>>128133063
>>128133252
We can solve ALL our problems with a very simple change: Full mod support. We can add multiplayer, fix all the bugs, everything. We could give everyone C-Skins, D-Skins, etc. all the way down the line. With or without unlock requirements. Even Frog and Skeleton. For Skeleton, you could replace him with a floating skull, a steel endoskeleton, like some sort of Terminator, etc.
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>>128133308
>Co-op
>You reach the throne
>Beat it without breaking the generators
>Double Dragon styled 1v1 for who gets to sit on it.
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>>128133480
>mod support
>on Game Maker
Then tell me why the fuck Risk of Rain doesn't have mod support
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>>128133764
Cause Hoppoo hates us.
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>>128133764
Because it would involve allowing players full access to the source code.
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>>128133764
Hoopoo's an asshole or lazy or both
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>Brrap + back to bizniz + Super plasma cannon
Has it ever been done? I feel like you could clear an entire level with that.
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>>128133764
I remember a game called Super Mario Bros Fusion Revival allowing you to make skins for the characters, but that's as far I've seen official game maker modding go.
Maybe if you made it so EVERYTHING Game Maker loads is out in the open, in folders out of the data file, you could do it, but I don't have experience with Game Maker so I don't know if that's possible or if it would go smoothly.
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>>128134779
I wouldn't recommend that.
It'll lag the game.
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I finally managed to get Melting to the crown room.
Which crown should I take?
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>>128135095
Always cursed
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>>128135095
The one that gives Drops of full-life. You will always be full unless you SUCK.
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>>128135095
Crown of Risk
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>>128135176
>>128135194
>>128135225
Appreciate the input lads.
I'll go with cursed.
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>>128134779
I think I've brrraped a SPC once or twice yeah

It certainly fucks the Throne stupid which is cool but not really necessary if you want to loop, and basically fucks up every post-loop boss too.
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>>128128880
YV and Chicken, since YV could be seen as an action hero akin to John Woo movies
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So close...
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>>128135487
And I got buttfucked by the floating crystal.
Time to go again.
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>>128101434
fish is CUTE
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>>128135973
>Fish and Harvey as Undyne
WHY?
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You've earned this, guys. Good job.
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>>128136029
>The legs on Melting
God, almighty, what is he hiding under all that liquidated skin?
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>>128136029
Man for someone in constant agony melting sure is cute
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Does the crown of destiny make every you only have one choice every time or just that first time you choose to pick it up?
Also if you play as horror does it let you have 2 choices?
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>>128136314
Every time.
Yes.
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>>128136314
Jesus what did I just type
Ignore that first every
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I did it brahs. Got it in 7 minutes.

Gonna go for Melting's B skin next.
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>>128136314
every time
yes
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>>128136314
I always used to she's playing with some rock but now that I see the shine at last I truly see.
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>>128136443
>>128136314
Having a stroke or something?
You okay anon?
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>>128136552
Im fine, it's just me forgetting how to English
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>>128136536
>>128136443
>>128136314
We played the game for so long that we learned how to speak trashtalk
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>>128136024
She's a fish idol. All fishes wanna dress like her these days.
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>>128136536
>>128136765
Holy fucking shit I just saw what I wrote.
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>>128136465

>tfw I got it in 9:57
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>>128135973
That pic made me think of something
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>>128136465
enjoy your sanity while you can
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>>128136465
>>128136905
>TFW the throne soft-locks out of its ability to activate if you get there in <6 minutes
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>>128137020
What would a Joy Mutant Fish Armstrong look like?
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>>128136905
Shit man, at least you got it. I hear some people are literally a second too late after killing the Throne.

>>128137028
Shit man, I've been trying to get the Melting B skin before I said "fuck it" and went for Plant. Plant's the first B skin I've gotten so far.

It's not fair, it's not right.
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I feel like the ost should be linked in OP
https://kozilek.bandcamp.com/album/nuclear-throne-ost
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>>128137489
like a big deformed realistic sea bass
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>>128135973
O-Oh
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>>128137037
sauce?
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>>128137582
>Shit man 2x

I need a break.
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>>128137739
Someone from yesterday's thread. They mashed their face against the Throne for almost 2 minutes and it didn't trigger.
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>>128137916
What makes you think it had anything to do with how fast you reach the throne? Why would the game possibly have something like that?
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>>128137746
Shit man.
>>128137916
>>128137739
Happened to me, like, for fucks sake I had it.
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What's the most underrated weapon and why is it the Pop Gun?
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>>128138051
Do you have a more logical reason? Cause as it stands, nothing else was out of the ordinary except for their 5:40 or so time.
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>>128138163
Golden Popgun when?
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>>128138163
It's useful up until Scrapyard.
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>>128138163
More like why is it the Uzi. Like I never hear anyone talk about it, and when I do its always to bad mouth. That thing does a shit ton of damage, and can even carry you to 4-1 and then some.
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>>128138585
But from 1-1 to 2-1 it's godtier.
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>see gold trimmed car with a weapon crate right next to it
>sniper blows it the fuck out
>open the crate
>screwdriver
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I wish they just reduce steroids health and remove bad accuracy penalty
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>>128139053
>get screwdriver from desert
>get to 3-1
>the bandits somehow managed to blow up the car before you got there at the beginning of the map and kill themselves
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>>128139053
>get to scrapyard
>open as fuck room
>three snipers
>two flameshitters
>the only thing covering me is gold plated car
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how would one fix crystals's throne butt?
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>want to play Rebel like a cool guy and stay at 1/2 health
>always die
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>>128139053
>>128139298
>>128139301
They should give the Golden Car the same amount of health as the 5_1 flower.
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>>128139779
Take out teleporting
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>>128139779
Extend shield time and/or block all damage.
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>>128139779
I honestly think if it blocked all damage, it would be fine
It doesn't need a duration buff/nerf or anything
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>>128139779
Expand it.
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>>128139779
reflected shots are stronger

>>128139785
>yiff
0/10
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>>128139779
Return it to its old state, where the teleportation happened immediately and your shielding time wasn't shortened when you picked it.
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>>128109156
GET LOADED
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>>128140406
>yiff
what. how?
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>>128140645
I've seen this before
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>>128139785
Why do artists feel the need to slap a generic cute face on a purpusefuly faceless character
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>>128133764
He's working on like two other games now give the guy a fucking break.
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>>128138163
That's not any plasma weapon that ain't spc
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>>128140759
Ironically it actually looks a lot better without the mouth
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>>128141004
What? Plasma is REALLY good, and fun. I thought the Golden Plasma gun would be the best 2nd tier Golden Weapon.
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>>128141104

now remove the nose and make the pupil pure green
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>>128140832
Go back to /agdg/, Hopoo
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>>128136314
>>128136536
I used to think she was playing a Game Boy
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>>128141371
Anything else?
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>>128141862
It's perfect
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>>128141862

fantastic
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>>128141862
rad
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>>128141581
nuh
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I have 31 hours in this game and I've only seen the throne 4 times, only beat it once. How bad am I? How do I git gud?
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>>128140704
I posted it in yesterday's thread, probably the funniest run I've ever had
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do the skills that lower reload time work for melee for a faster swing and what the fuck is up with the spawns in this game i got dropped in right next to lil hunter and a group of those big robots what am i supposed to do in that situation
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This ended badly as expected
But it felt so right
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>>128143285
Yes, it's universal.
The spawns crave a sacrifice, and you were selected in this roulette.
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>>128143285
Trigger fingers works with melee and is pretty much essential if you want to use them for anything other than fanning away bullet streams.
The spawns are fucked but hammerhead helps. Melee helps too if you get overwhelmed by projectiles or charge enemies.
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Anyone have tips for getting into vans? Whenever I try to get into one I either get run over, or I don't get in.
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>>128139301
>spawn in 3-3
>6 salamanders, 3 assassins, about 20 ravens, 4 snipers hiding behind Big Dog, and a few bandits just for fun
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>>128144113
Have walls on left and right, go in when it's stopping.
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>>128144113
Wait until it parks then rush in at the back entrance, DON'T GO INTO THE SIDES, as long the lights on the van are still on you can get to the HQ.
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I'm just waiting for the next part of the comicfag
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>>128099378
ok, im just starting to sketch
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>>128128320
but it's only ever happened to me when I had a crown, never when I was crownless...
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>>128145147
>Hotline Miami jacket

Nice touch.
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http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF

New Comic, also we're getting close to the ending of this arc! Arc as in, well, after its over you guys would be alright with more yes?
>>128145147
Thats adorable! I can't wait to see it finished
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>Mfw little hunter appears
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>>128147672
Yeah sure man, it's not like someone can stop you from making more
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>>128147672
>you guys would be alright with more yes?
YES!
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>>128147920
Well I mean, if it reaches a point where no one wants it then I'll stop and stick to being a drawfag. I just don't want /ntg/ to suffer the fate of a lot of other generals.
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>try to unlock chicken
>portal destroys the flower

I skipped scary face for this.
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>>128134779
Not sure about Back 2 Bizniz, but Brrrrap + SPC has been done before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P2K0ALBslI
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god this game is 100% bullshit and im sick of it but it's addicting
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>>128148283
why didn't you just activate it as soon as you spawned?
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Finally beat the throne. Took me like 350 runs lol I'm sad. It had me pinned and I was kinda about to give up when it died. I was shocked
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>>128149078

It spawned on the other side of the map.
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>>128149384
I thought it always spawned right next to you, I guess I just got lucky when I did it.
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Again thanks for watching lads. It's been a fun stream (and game!)

I'll post here again when I continue chasing that radioactive seating.
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>>128149750
shoot the popo
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>>128149750
cya pal
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>>128147631
>>128147672
thanks, ill just fix a few thing and i'll start coloring
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>>128140645
>no boiling viens

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>128147672
Ayy. Good to hear our resident Comic-fag isn't dead yet.
I like where this is going.
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>>128148368
>Next dawhg getsa brraahp
I fucking love this guy's accent
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Soon.

Anyway, pick who I play as next.
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>>128144219
>>128144547
Thanks
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>>128147672
I want Nuclear Sitcom to keep rolling.
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THEY SEE ME ROLLING
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Is intentionally spawning Horror to get extra rads from killing it a viable strategy? Every time I've tried to the fucker just kills me from across the screen and I was wondering if I just need to git gud or if its just a bad idea.
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>>128151064
steroids
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>>128147672
Someone should color this.
I'd do it but i have zero GIMP skills
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>>128151081
meant for
>>128144302
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>>128151064
Horror or Robot

>>128151407
no problem bobbo i wasn't sure how to do it either without strong spirit
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Is there even a point giving Robot a golden weapon beyond Y.V.'s B skin?

I mean he gets great weapons earlier anyway.
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>>128151120
Your roll seems a little slow ther buddy, what's wrong?
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ITS TIME TO FUCKING DIE
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>>128151613
packed lunch for later
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>>128151140
If you can get a high damage weapon and can kill Horror within a ample amount of time, I'd say go for it, but there's radiation everywhere.

>>128151613
I always keep a Golden weapon as a Secondary whenever I play Robot during Loop, acts like a scapegoat plus ammo for your Primary.
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>>128100503
2-1 L1 chicken

Ran outta ammo for my blood cannon and energy sword and used my life as ammo to try to fuck up that boss frog before i died with the harder to kill mutation. I died before I even killed it or the van. I've looped 3 times with chicken and once with fish.
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>>128151772
SUCCEEDED IN DYING RIGHT AS IT WAS GOING TO DIE
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>>128151687
THEY HATIN
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>>128100503
7-3 as yv, didnt loop because fucking idiot
havent gotten that far since then
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How does Plant's throne butt work exactly?
Do enemies already snared auto-die when they go below 33%, or do you have to snare them again once they're low health?
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Quick the I.D.P.D is rolling up. Put on your coolface.
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>>128151048
Where is he from? I can't tell if his accent is swedish or scottish, I'm pretty sure it's the former though.
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>>128152758

he's scottish
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>>128152610
>>
HAMMERHEAD IS FUCKING TERRIBLE NEVER TAKE IT
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>>128100503
in my best run i died to lil hunter's death explosion on Loop 1 as fish with energy hammer
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remember when the mutations were drawn with an etch-a-sketch
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>>128152758
>can't tell if it's swedish or scottish
>swedish
>pretty sure it's the former
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>>128153612
remember when the crown icons were ms paint
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AGAIN
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>>128152610
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>>128152610
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>>128152610
no popo
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>>128152610
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>>128153612
The old character art portraits were fucking hilarious.
JW art in general.

https://steamcommunity.com/games/nuclearthrone/announcements/detail/223269696921097180
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>>128153612
I miss old hammerhead
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>>128154573
Why is JW so cool
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is lil hunter supposed to be fair. who the fuck designed this bullshit ass boss
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>>128155315
Abuse the terrain and unload on him when he calls for reinforcements
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My heart was racing
Knees weak palms are sweaty
theres vomit on my sweater
MOMs spaghetti
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>>128155315
I realized how much of a husk he is during pre-loop.
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>>128147672
>Alright with more?
Absolutely.
>>
Are golden weapons better than their regular versions?
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>>128155860
200% much more better.
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>>128155860
Most of them fire faster, Machine Gun has better accuracy, Shotgun has an extra pellet shot,
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>watching nuke throne video
>suddenly internet shits itself
>think it might just be youtube's shitty player
>refresh
>get this
what
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>>128156309
you playing this on a super nintendo?
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>>128152267
anyone?
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>>128152267
>>128156715
They should automatically die if they touch the snare at less than 33% health.
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>>128152267
>>128156715
If you ensnare an enemy when they're at 33% HP or below, they'll immediately die with a slash effect.
>>
I wanna get to the fucking throne. I'm 33 hours in and I can't get past the fucking ice fields.

how 2 git gud????
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>>128133764
Modding and scripting is entirely possible, even with Game Maker. The issue is that the developers either need to write their own scripting language for it, or release their source code.

Some trivia: Older versions of Game Maker didn't actually compile their games. Rather, all the assets and scripts were encrypted and packaged with the Game Maker Runtimes, which is why it was possible to "decompile" them in the first place. This also made it incredibly easy to load external code into the game, in the same way that Gang Garrison 2 handles plugins.

Most people believed that Studio had no such functionality, by virtue of the fact that the games are actually compiled now. A user by the name of YellowAfterlife (who made an online co-op wasteland kings mod, btw) proved the contrary.

>https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CRB213pW8AAz1mx.mp4
Since I can't upload mp4s

tl;dr, developers either didn't know this kind of thing was still possible, or are too lazy to do it themselves
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>>128156848
>>128156946
thanks
>>
I sure pushed that shit with heavy slugger.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdNptjrvps comes up just as i sit
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H E L P
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>>128157386
You should be fine if you take cover in time and snipe them one by one.
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>>128157386
braaap that shit motherfucker, pop that shit bitch
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>>128099378
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Finally reached L2. I died pretty quickly because I was swarmed by Elite IDPD and only had a Grenade Rifle to defend myself with and no Boiling Veins, but I'm just glad I made it.
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>>128157654
Adorable.
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>>128157386
>no scarier face
give em the ol' one-two punch
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>>128157654
>This could pass for Hotline Miami 1 guy
Daaamn.
>>
>>128139779
Return it to Wasteland Kings levels of busted. Instant teleportation allowed you to clear a stupid amount of space in a short amount of time, and completely circumvent harm. It was incredibly fun.
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>>128157654
Thats just adorable, great job anon!
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>grinding out loop crowns
>get my crown on 1-2L1
>try to enter an idpd van, it doesn't register
>must've timed it wrong
>proceed to try it every level until i die in the labs
>realize it was because of that bug that stops registering your "e" keypresses that's existed for as long as the game has had gamepad support
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>>128157386
And that, ladies and gents, is why you ALWAYS take Hammerhead.
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>>128158218
Unless you're Rogue.
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>>128158218
Funny, I actually started every 7- area bombing a hole in the wall. Its really really useful for cover.
>>
>>128132161
A friend of mine jokingly suggested what it'd be like to have Souls-style invasions one time.
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>>128132161
Actually, that sounds pretty fucking rad.
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Post your main.
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>>128159885
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>>128159885
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>>128159885
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have you taken the throne headless yet?
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these robot levels are the worst levels i have ever played in any game ever
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>>128159885
Right now, at least.
Trying to get that B skin.
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>Few shots from killing the throne
>Best run I've had all day
>"Can you reach the nuclear throne has stopped working"
Oh, ok.
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>>128159885
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>>128160313
You mean sitting on the Throne as headless Chicken? I'd imagine that's easy: Just walk up to it during its death explosions.
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>>128159885
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>>128160313
according to steam, fewer people have sat on the throne as headless chicken than beaten the captain or unlocked frog. how? you literally just need to walk up to the throne as it dies
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>>128159885
After going through the efforts of getting the B-Skin, I've grown to really enjoy Melting's high risk style of gameplay.
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steroids crystal and melting are the only good characters i think the rest are useless
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>>128159885
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>>128160748
I think people just don't give a damn and by the time they get there with chicken they're more concerned about looping.
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fish robot and horror are the only good characters i think the rest are useless
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This bugs me more than it should, especially since I never even played as him.
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>>128161701
what, do you have a bone to pick with the artist
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>>128161956
Stop, this is serious, criticism isn't humerus.
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>>128160792
melting's good shit if you can work with him
his main problem is what his b-skin tends to highlight: he NEEDS rhino/ss to survive
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Is the shovel the same power as a sledgehammer? Or is the sledge more powerful at the cost of the shovels range?
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>>128162095
Hey, numbskull, look at me.
I've got a bone to pick with ye.
You ain't humerus.
Stop ribbin' me.
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>>128162435
sledge does 8 more damage than the shovel
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>>128162435
Sledgehammer deals more damage, shovel has crowd control.
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>really good run as chicken
>right as i go through the portal to the throne the game crashes
sigh
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>>128162435
Shovel's twice as powerful as a Wrench, while Sledge is thrice as powerful. They have the same firing speed.
http://nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/Weapons
For future reference.
>>128162575
I read that in a mafia-esque voice.
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>>128162575
I hate tibia buzzkill but all these bone puns are terrible
clavicle
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>>128162435
The Shovel has wider range. The Sledgehammer is more powerful but much slower. I prefer Shovel.
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>>128162803
Have a spine bone up on settin' me free.
It's from a song called Cannibal Buffet, by Aurelio Voltaire, well known for his works: Brains! and When You're Evil.
>>
so literally every time I get a crown, when I spawn back in I'm thrown into a clusterfuck of like 20 enemies. Is it supposed to be like this because I'm never getting a crown again if that's the case
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>>128162991
>clavicle

that's more funny than it has any right to be
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>>128163017
Shovel and Sledge both have the same attack speed
Shovel is weaker, but basically makes you immune from the front with the right synergies.
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>>128160792
that b skin makes me want to FUCK melting
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>>128163335
Nah, RNG just fucking hates you. The only clusterfuck-esque thing that happens is the IDPD spawns.
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Robot is best

Or Steroids, I can't decide
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There should be an archive of all the drawfriending done here.
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>>128163335
Which level? If you're referring to the Crown Vault before 3-3 then that's just the layout of every Big Dog fight. Get good and deal with everything before he wakes up.

>>128163517
I guess it was all in my head that the Sledge was slow. Weird.
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FUCKING
FINALLY
I've never played plant before today
Why is he so easy to get to the throne?
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It hurts...
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>>128163568
Wait is melting a he or a she? Since, that really looks like Melting has its hair done up in a sort of bun/ponytail.

I'm asking this since I need to know, its important to how I draw him/her.
>>
>>128163712
We could upload to indiebooru.
Or well, create Nuclearbooru
>>128163984
G O T T A
G O
F A S T
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>>128164405
I don't think it's ever been specified? Wiki says he, though.

I doubt it matters much, considering he's melty fleshgoop on a skeleton.
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>>128164405
who cares, hes a skeleton with goo
draw a big dick going through it
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>>128164405
Draw it as a girl.
No body will care and people will fap.
>>
>>128164405
Do both. That way you can be sure. One with Melting Male (A) and Female (B)
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>>128164405
Guy but hey, you have a artistic license to creativity.
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>>128164405
who cares
All i want is someone to make an ambiguous-looking Eyes since he can't tell anyone her backstory, so why not make him a trap/reverse-trap.
>>
>>128164405
how do you even draw melting as a girl? he has no gender-defining features remaining.
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>>128165020
>how do you even draw melting as a girl?
bone tits/goo tits
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>>128165020
you forgot about the lewd bone
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>>128164405
>>128164790

>>128003491
you tell me
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>>128164913
I believe the devs said Eyes was entirely ambiguous, actually.
I guess a mouth isn't the only thing he doesn't have
>>
>>128165317
>Anon tries to go down on her
There's only an eye
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>>128165192
why did this give me a boner
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>>128165131
>bone tits
>bone
>tits
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>>128165386
every mutant bar rebel, rogue, and chicken is entirely nude anyways
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>>128165020
drawing males is general more flat and rigid, while drawing females is more rounded and curved, bouncy so to say.
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>>128165663
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>>128165663
Clearly you've not seen some marketing campaigns...
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>all that mutant-sexualizing waifu shit
GET >>>/out/ OF MY THREAD
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>>128165876
Flip a coin or do like >>128164845 suggested, imo. There may well be more meltingpeople anyhow
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>>128166029
this
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>destroy the last generator
>The sound of the generator breaking overrides the sound of the laser charging up

Oh.
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READY LADS?
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Is it possible to hit ultra before the throne without crown of blood?
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>>128166216
DON'T FUCK THIS UP
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>>128166029
It was only a matter of time before the waifufags started invading.
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>>128166363
I fukt it up
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>>128166324
only if you're melting
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>>128166481
GOD
DAMNIT
you'll get it, man, don't worry
>>
>>128166324
Yea, crown of curses.
>>
>>128166674
Thanks man ;_; I've done it a few times but I really thought i could do it with chicken if i just bounced all the projectiles back
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>>128166029
>>128166175
>>128166438
As much as I hate waifufaggotry all I see is people inspiring porn. Nothing strange really. If we allow it to get to us let it fester for too long, yeah shit's not going to be too pleasant.
>>
Who wants to watch me choke on stream y/n
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>>128166878
y
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>>128166438
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MUTANTFU
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>>128166878
yes
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>>128097910
>Fish's Throne Butt
>Bad
>A speed boost that you can toggle on and off with zero delay is BAD
Say that to my face not online and see what happens, fucker.
>>
HOW THE FUCK DOES EYES EAT
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oh

oh dear
>>
Auto Crossbow or Sawed-Off Shotgun w/ Eagle Eyes?
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>>128163762
Nope, it's up to preference as to whether you want raw damage or crowd control.
However, with Eagle Eyes, Shovel is completely fucking useless.
>>
>>128167467
in addendum, I'm about to get another mutation, so that might possibly be Shotgun Shoulders
>>
>>128167381
He uses nutrient-rich eye drops.
>>
>>128167381
Ceyetosis
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>>128167467
Auto Crossbow is a god if you have the ammo.
>>
>>128167381
his eyes are bigger then his stomach
>>
Why do people prefer the Energy Sword to the Energy Screwdriver? The Energy Screwdriver does just as much damage, has a much higher swing speed, and uses only half the ammo.
>>
>>128167467

Energy from radiation like Godzilla
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>>128168107
It bats away projectiles like a wrench. It's also really, really good at killing things with long arms and laser brain.
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>>128091676
Have any new character guides been posted/updated? I'll throw them into the album if so.
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>>128165657
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>>128167303
Are you autistic? He's talking about the mutants in general...
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>>128168107
the higher swing arc gives you more protection which is my primary use for melee
>>
>>128168107
Energy screwdriver has a MUCH smaller hitbox, and it destroys projectiles instead of reflecting them.
Both are good but I hate the tiny ass hitbox of the screwdriver
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GETTING THIS NIGGER'S B-SKIN IS IMPOSSIBLE, GOD DAMN
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>>128168482
the post the tier list dude was replying to specifically mentioned throne butt, and if you're saying fish is bad either way you're probably retarded.
>>
>>128168482
It's still better than, say, Horror's Throne Butt.

>>128168107
You gotta get up close and personal with the Energy Screwdriver. Sword is safer.
>>
>>128168636
how maddening must it be to watch your skin melt off
>>
is disc gun a shit
>>
What if YV shot God
>>
>>128168979
it would be suicide
>>
I'm trying Steroids and I'm trying to use bullet weapons like the guide says but I keep getting my asshole kicked in. Help me /ntg/
>>
>>128168723
>a free source of health post-loop
>bad
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>>128169130
bullet weapons suck
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>>128169176
B-But
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>>128169130
>crown of curses
>cursed crystal caves
>get 2 smart guns with recycle gland when I leave
NO EAGLE EYES NO PROBLEM
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>>128159885
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>>128168962
yes
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Is it wrong to want to fuck Horror
>>
>>128169495
Nope
>>
>>128169495
Nah
>>
>>128169495
I thought it was at first, but then I saw the pics...
>>
>>128169495
Yes
>>
>>128170058

post references
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>>128169495
your dick would melt off
>>
>make it to 7-2
>IDPD decides to spawn for no fucking reason at all
>one hit and I lose 10 health

fucking hate this game more than anything it's legit going to take 400 tries to beat
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Does anyone else come up with names for mutation combos?

(I don't use shotgun shoulders or impact wrists all too often but this was the first that came to mind)
>>
>>128169495
Trying to fuck Horror makes you the newest mutant:
Dickless
>>
>>128169495
Horror's hole looks inviting. not counting radiation burns and teeth
>>
>>128169495
Horror's cute puffy butthole!
>>
>>128168962
become proficient to be honest it's good through 3-1 without bolt marrow
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>>128170132
I don't want to get in trouble, anon.
>>
I horribly regret bringing up Melting's gender now
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>>128170414
>>128170381
>>128170304
>>128170284
>>128170187
>>128170132
>>128170058
>>128170029
>>128169778
FUCK OFF DEGENERATES
>>
>>128170284
Active: Screams about lack of dick, startling and scattering enemies
Passive: Reduced contact damage because he's already done worse to himself
>>
>>128170574
>>128170772

How about you go to

>>>/v/

if that shit bothers you so much
>>
>>128170574
It's over. Once these faggots get into a thread, the general goes to shit. It was fun while it lasted, boys.
>>
>>128170772

hey man i'm no waifufag i just wanted to see what all the fuss was about
>>
>>128170574
>>128170772
>>128170832

I want /v/ to fuck off back to their containment board.
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>>128170414
WHERE
GIMMIE THE FULL
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>>128170574
>>128170772
Make me
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>>128170979
>wanting to fuck a literally cancerous dog
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>>128170574
>>128170772
TRY AND STOP ME
>>
>>128170979
I want degenerates to fuck off so we can actually talk about video games.
>>
>>128171095

>Not wanting to fuck a literally cancerous dog

what are you
gay?
>>
okay that's it playtime's over i wanna take the throne on at least once before i die this is gonna be the run

now, what character's gonna do it?
>>
>>128171238
REBEL
>>
>>128171238
Eyes with Oasis Skip.
>>
Why do people say Crystal is easymode when Eyes exists?
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>>128171107
did someone say videogames?
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Is it even worth it to try for a sub-10 minute run as Plant if I fuck up the Oasis skip?
>>
>>128171238
YV and get single shot or burst shot weapons. His faster firing makes them more desired and his Pop Pop makes taking out bigger enemies faster.

Just be careful and safe, its okay to lose some rads. You're life is more important than rads, though get Plutonium Hunger, makes surviving and getting rads great.
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I'm fucked.
>>
>>128171572
Yes. It still skips 1-1 and 1-2, which are arguably the slowest levels.
>>
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>>128171319

that did not go well
>>
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY FIRST FUCKING TIME
YES
FUCK
YES
BASED CRYSTAL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
>>128171690
Congrats brother. You join the hallowed halls of those who made it. Now begin looping ;)
>>
>>128171690
Congratulations, anon. Now get to looping.
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>>128171641
I got fucked.

But I got pretty close. Bobbed and weaved to pick up ammo to keep shooting, but I eventually died. Still, once I get some good guns I'm sure I'll get it next time around.
>>
>>128171774
I was going to try to loop but i realized my weapons werent good enough
maybe ill try looping once with YV to unlock rebel
FUCK i am so HYPE
>>
>>128171897
you could try looping with rogue and then going for her b-skin in one run
>>
>>128171690
how many tries did it take I'm at 151 right now and furthest i've made it to was 7-2. 15 hours played
>>
>>128170574
Man I always forget where this image comes from. Something about this elf always profiling this Orc as if he's a sexual assailant even thought he does nothing wrong.
>>
>>128172025
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/731909/35d3b54c91/
>>
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>>128171994
shits blue for some reason
>>
Guys, I'm a fucking retard here and I need your advice. I'm Steroids with recycle gland, bloodlust, open mind and rabbit's paw. I spawned into the second scrapyard somehow with two miniguns following me through the portal. I picked up one and kept my shotgun, but then I looked in this level's weapon chest and there was another fucking minigun. I feel like fate is trying to tell me to dual wield miniguns. Should I do it? Should I be worried about running out of ammo?
>>
>>128172194
It means you sat on the Throne.
>>
>>128172249
DO IT.
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I need help. When I play as chicken, sometimes I attack and most of the time it just attacks but sometimes it'll throw my weapon. Is this a bug or a problem with my mouse, cause it doesn't happen on other mutants...
>>
>>128172303
Noice
>>
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>>128170574
>>128170772
>>128170832
DID SOMEONE SAY WAIFU FAGGOTRY?
We've been here the whole time, most of us just don't give a fuck unless it comes up. And there's not much else to discuss.
Skeleton, Ghost are the best, hands down.
>>
>>128172141
Fucking thanks.

>>128172249
THIS IS IT ANON. FOLLOW YOUR FUCKING DESTINY.

>>128172354
Is this bait?

>>128172372
Let's not, this is 100% fucking unrelated.
>>
>>128172372
we're not doing this but slime is best girl
>>
>>128172310
>>128172585
OKAY FUCK IT I'M DOING IT
>>
>>128172585
>>128172606
That's fine, I just always remember it when I think of the NT cast for some reason.

And then I think of Fish in a dress....
>>
>>128172372
>towergirls
>no thronegirls
I hate waifufaggotry and trying to sexualize a game with chibi retro sprites, but this waifu-specific shit is really fun.
Mimic princess > all
>>
>>128172717
>I just always remember it when I think of the NT cast
You have a massive fucking problem, anon.
>>
>>128172585
No, it's not bait
>>
DO NOT REPLY
HIDE WAIFUPOSTERS
DO NOT REPLY
HIDE WAIFUPOSTERS
DO NOT REPLY
HIDE WAIFUPOSTERS
DO NOT REPLY
>>
Anti-Waifufags, at least we're not self inserting our selves as mutants yet.
>>
>>128172615
In frozen 1, yet another fucking minigun. Maybe this really is my destiny. Maybe I'm destined to become the God of Miniguns.
>>
>>128172757
what mimic princess, none of the princesses are suspicious
>>
>>128172828
Chicken's active ability is throwing her weapon by right clicking. Dude, you didn't know?
>>
>>128172871
POST YOUR RADSONA NOW
Mine is a rebel mimic
>>
>>128172774
I know. But then again, I only ever pop up with it once in a blue moon, this being that blue moon. You probably won't see it again for ~10+ threads if not 30.
>>128172757
I know, right? I've been working on a comedy-based, but still kinda serious and not just ERP bullshit, D&D campaign revolving around these pages.
>>
Is there some particular trigger (kill enemies a certain way, etc.) for bloodlust healing/lucky shot regain? Or is it random? I'm fairly certain it's the latter, but I just wanted to make sure.
>>
>>128172939
Are you autistic? My when I left-click, sometimes it'll throw my weapon. Without me right-clicking.
>>
>>128173010
>working on a serious but not lewd-based D&D campaign
Then why the fuck did you post the sex-focused version of towergirls you fuckstick.
>>
On a lighter note, still only 174 votes.
strawpoll.me/6446035/
>>
>>128173016
It's just random.

I don't think lucky shot is useful at all.
>>
>>128173039
I'd click around with your mouse out of game, see if it's fucked up.
Also, do you have your mouse clicks swapped out of game? That could fuck you up, but I don't think anyone does that, despite that being an option.
>>
>>128173182
ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ
>>
>>128173256
Yeah, bloodlust is all right but I can almost never get lucky shot to proc.
>>
>>128173152
>sex-focused version
There's another version? What?
>>
>kill lil cunter for the second time
>kill myself on a charger holding a car

I...

whoever told me to use the jackhammer on lil hunter can go fuck themselves btw that shit is awful and i'm still mad i got rid of the shovel for it
>>
>>128173039
If your other character's aren't experiencing involuntary ability activation then it's not mouse problems. Might be a bug.

Patch fucking when.
>>
>>128173380
The original fucking version of Towergirls was entirely based on just siding with one of the girls and then you'd have to deal with all of the other armies. Lust was just a single stat and wasn't the focus of it. The lewd version came much later, newfuck.
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>>128173414
>So bad he can't even use the jackhammer
achieve proficiency
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>>128173414
>Using Jackhammer'
>Ever
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How the fuck does Sleepcycles make this look so easy? I've only beaten the throne once with fucking Crystal with Rhino Skin.
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>>128173414
I'm sorry for telling you that, I assumed you weren't trash.
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>>128173729
Because he's not a shitter.
Still not as good as Star_ though
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>>128173531
>old version
Oh. That. I thought there was a modern equivalent. I went to the 1d4Ch right after I posted that to make sure I didn't miss anything. Apologies, I thought there was a "finished" non-lewd and got confused. Happy Sunday, mate.
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How in the FUCK does the multiple universe looping characters dying bullshit work?
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>>128173870
How do I stop being a shitter?
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>>128173773

man i never used the fucking thing before because i was always satisfied with my loadout and thought i was passing up on a gr8 weapon
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>>128173960
What
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>>128173960
Something something multiple universes portals something something alternate timeliness
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>>128174050
It is great. I'm really not sure where you could go wrong if you have him in the cone of damage. All the projectiles get destroyed, he gets hurt, and no cops spawn.
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>>128174014
Play fish a shit ton. He has no crutches to rely on and gets amazing at the endgame.

>>128173960
Each universe is unique.
If you die in one, you start taking control of a character in another universe.
When you loop, the Throne tears apart the universes to take you to 0-1 in a different universes.
This ripping of the universes is what causes enemies to spawn in different areas.
It's simple.
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>>128171447
god dam this is actually true
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>>128174050
It is a gr8 weapon taking crown of curses so that I could get a jackhammer early on was the only way I was able to beat Hard Mode.
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>>128174157

i don't know

i was nervous
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Why does the Rogue Rifle just feel so good to use? It's just so...smooth feeling.
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>at throne with chicken
>black sword in place, heavy auto crossbow/jackhammer, gr8 mutations
>fight starts, take out 2 generators
>pass through the middle to dodge some beams
>instant fucking memebeam, no charging
>camera is completely fucked and i have no clue where i am
>by the time i even figure it out it's not like i can see shit and i'm dead
it's not fair
it's not right
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>>128171447
Crystal isn't even that good. I don't know why people say she's "easymode". Maybe it's just a knee-jerk reaction to the fact that she's a defensive character.
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>>128174358
I know, right? I wouldn't hesitate to call it one of the best bullet weapons in the game (barring shit like Miniguns with Eagle Eyes).
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>>128174406
I think she's easy mode since she lets you pause and think about what you're doing, but I don't think she's that useful in loops because she has no ammo conservation abilities. I don't enjoy playing her at all which is why she holds my frog pistol.
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>Tfw i can only use meelee weapons
>Tfw using guns makes me feel dirty
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Is Fish's throne butt worth it?
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This guy walks up to you at the bar and slaps your gf's ass. How do you respond?
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>>128174615
>Not putting your Frog Pistol on Chicken
>Not literally putting it on the one person whose starting weapon is better than ANY OTHER Golden.
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>>128175452
Go for it. The sooner you learn how to use it, the better. Remember that you can use it for short rolls, and you can tap it to change direction of you decide you do not want to roll into that situation.
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>>128175464
wait until the last bandit comes near it so i can get +96 ammo from it
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>>128173278
I guess my moues is fucked up cause everyone now and then it right clicks when I left click...
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>>128175478
Chicken sword sucks.

Black sword sucks too the damage is too low.
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>>128175478
Golden Wrench is a straight upgrade, isn't it?
Unless you mean for Black Sword?
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>>128175478
What are you fucking smoking, anon? The Chicken Sword is a pile of dogshit. Same damage as a screwdriver, but lower firerate. The wrench is literally a straight upgrade, unless you're talking about tossing that piece of shit in 1-1 and going for the black sword.
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>In sewers
>Two weapon chests right next to each other and the portal
>They're both sledgehammers

Explain this atheists.
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>>128175787
>>128175921
>>128176148
Yes, it is absolutely better late-game than most things because Black Sword. And you don't get it unless you start with it.
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>>128176212
Explain THIS, anon.
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>>128176212
RNG is a bitch.
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>>128176396
Fair enough, but I wouldn't consider the Black Sword under the "starting weapon" category. I'd actually say Steroids would be a better frog pistol candidate anyway, because double revolvers can easily carry you to 5-1 by themselves.
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>try putting on my own music after 50 hours
>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlqq33ZoBFc
>get blown up by a sniper right as the song hits "NOTHING'S GONNA HURT YOU AT ALL"
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>>128176396
Is it feasible to use Harder To Kill, Crown of Life and the Black Sword to make some kind of ungodly unkillable demon chicken?
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>>128176545
>not running golden wrench steroids
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>>128171683
>kill BB afap in order to get to Oasis
>still no dedicated ocean miniboss to gain access to Oasis

vlambeer pls
>>
is there a level more hate-able than the shitty ass sewers
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>>128176629
Ultra A + Bloodlust + Black Sword = God
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>>128176665
you fucking madman
>>
ALRIGHT FAGGOTS: LAST POST, LAST QUESTION:

TWO POP GUNS.
AS STEROIDS.
AMMO GLAND.
DO I DO IT?
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>>128176542
And thus, the RNG is proven real. Eat shit atheists ;)
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>>128176785
Sewers is pretty great for the music. Out of all levels, Scrapyard does little for me. My least favorite. I just wanna get in and get out.
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>>128176857
you need the butt and you might be ok
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>>128176857
Please don't.
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>>128176785
4-1.
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>>128176785

no
crystal cave is pretty shit too though
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>>128176665
>>128176840
fuk
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>>128176857
DON'T DO IT RECYCLE GLAND DOES NOTHING FOR POP WEAPONS YOU FOOL
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>>128176895
>>128176927
>>128176974
THANKS FOR ENLIGHTENING ME.

I WILL CONTINUE POPLESS
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>>128176629
That sounds really fun but in practice it doesn't work since if you die the only way you'd be able to regen HP is bloodlust, which ends your headless state anyway and has an uncontrollable activation.

The black sword is super overrated, it only does 12 damage per swing (less than Shovel/Sledge) and it's gimmick can only work so many times per run. A jackhammer or energy melee or even lightning or blood hammer are all more useful.
>>
Why is it I don't get health sometimes when I eat a gun?
>>
>>128177059
Then don't take Bloodlust. You gotta channel your inner Melting B-Skin run, survive the throne, and run around as a headless melee monster as your reward
>>
harder to kill or determination on chicken?
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>>128177059
black sword has way better dps overall even with your head attached (22.64 vs. sledge's 20.5)
plus you can abuse the gimmick with lucky paw/bloodlust/stress/harder to kill and rape the everloving fuck out of entire levels
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>>128177458
Harder to kill who the hell even uses weapon throwing?
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>>128177458
If you have Throne Butt, try out Determination for shits and giggles. You can use it to reset reload time, like a ghetto Trigger Fingers.
Otherwise take Harder to Kill, since I imagine you've taken all the health-related mutations.
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>>128177458
If you have throne butt, determination. If not, harder to kill.
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>>128177501
It's not about DPS the damn thing doesn't even one shot crystal spiders or snowbots and permanently reducing your max health constantly is unnecessarily putting a limit on how good your run can be.
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These IDPD really make me want to fucking kill myself. I have died so many times on 5 because of these fucking retards spawning in when I accidentally hit the portal thing
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Maybe someday...
That energy sword was great.
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>>128177757
anon you'll have bigger fish to fry than crystal spiders and snowbots on a loop
chicken'll probably be headless half the time anyways
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>>128177871
They're easy as fuck targets before they spawn.
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>melting
>Brain Capacity, Scarier Face, Throne Butt, Crown of Blood
>right click
>game crashes
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>no grand finale secret boss in the warp tunnel where suddenly dozens of black portals open and all the other mutants roll out from other timelines to ambush the IDPD with you before turning on the Throne and destroying it for the last time
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>Play through this game knowing practically nothing
>Avoid this thread and spoilers like the plague
>Finally get to the throne after about eight hours
>GIANT GIGA DEATH BEAM FUCKS ME IN THE ASS

No, no fuck you, I'm never playing games spoiler free again. That was horseshit.
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NEW THRED WHEN
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>>128178027
>that picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSOCabqCKI
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>>128178138

Pussy ass bitch
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>>128178138
Noob traps are the best fucking thing.
I wish my friend hadn't warned me about standing on the carpet.

>>128178185
New thread now.
>>128178356
>>128178356
>>128178356
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>>128178185
I'll make one, hang on
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>>128167431
those look like giant mecha arms

GET RIPPED
GET LOADED
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