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Marathons:
>agdq

NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon

>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
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>you will never caress noir's hair while he plays hl2
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First for bad life choices and CosmoWright
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i love anime
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>tfw mike uyama won't rise from his grave to kill anime
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>>127889562
I feel like any good gamer is capable to speedrun this game without keeping the map on all the time
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i overslept and missed the d1 run even though i set an alarm thanks gdq
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>>127889575

nice worst girl
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What's the best /srg/ meme?
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>what are affixes
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>>127889768
cosmo es un reptil
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>>127889731
its randomized
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what's he wearing? looks like fucking chainmail
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>>127889661
I can't fucking stand this autistic piece of shit. Nobody else I've ever seen or met is this repulsive.
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>>127889734
it was alright
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>>127889731
Okay, now it's apparent you've never fucking played this. Stop.
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Shoutouts to blizzard for making video games

>>127889768

Shoutouts to memes
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>>127889661
tfw srg day of rope is literally two days away
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>>127889734
It was shit.
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>>127889731
Retard.
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>>127889768

DENTAL PLAN!
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>>127889923
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>>127889762
kill urself my man
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>>127889841
it took more than a decade for people to start speedrunning this game. It's clear that newboys don't care about bad speedgames with tons of rng in it.
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>>127889768
all the memes are arbitrary
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S H I T G A M E
H
I
T

G
A
M
E
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>>127889725
doxxing is a bannable offence
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>>127889768
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>>127889725
>filthy hippy hair

nah
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>>127889734
Absolute snorefest

Also, this D2 run is literally a one and a half hour low res easter egg hunt, how did this ever make it in?
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>massive amounts of rng
>anyone can have the world record

good speedgame
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>>127889734
You missed the birth of a meme for sure. Runner went full blown autist during the end game cutscene.
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Who the fuck is Chris Wilson?
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>>127890147
Anybody can have the world record in any game, m8
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>>127890119
are you gay my man?

did you even oogle her?
her hair is silky smooth u idiot
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>>127890145
for the same reason they let boring shit like FE and kingdom hearts in
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>>127888790
>ARE YOU GUYS EVEN REMOTELY AWARE WHAT PCF DOES

Apparently nothing:
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/01/theres-almost-no-evidence-that-cancer-screening-saves-lives-say-researchers/
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>>127890232
Kill yourself
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>>127890232
Lead designer of Path of Exile, which is an ARPG heavily inspired by D2
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I love this game but it's an RNG shitfest not fit for speedrunning. It has no tricks or anything impressive going on, especially so since he's playing a sorc. Another game that should not have been accepted.
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how did I play this game back in the day. My screen was much smaller than my tv and I could tell what was going on. I can barely make out what shit is on this stream
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>>127890298
Haha holy fuck. All these people throwing money at absolutely nothing.
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this is like speedrunning seedless minecraft
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>>127889768
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>>127890057
Shoutouts to shitgamequitforever.com
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>>127890298

>you will never start a sham charity to pocket millions of dollars as staff compensation
>you will never scam autists out of millions of dollars via a video game exhibition
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>>127890523
Fuck off, all these non speedrunner shitters come back to the thread for a week and they think their flavour of the month memes are the best.
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>>127890368
Agreed, I sometimes tune in to D2 streams late at night to get comfy and reminisce. It's not something for a speedrunning marathon, though.

Of course, there are people who enjoy watching it a lot and don't enjoy watching what I do, so.
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>>127889768
fuck off marathon faggot, you arent getting our memes that easy
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>>127890594
yeah memebig amirite
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>tfw no more good games
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the runner has a nice commentary

it's unfortunate that this game is a bad speedgame
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T H R E A D

T H E M E
H
E
M
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxg5W5wKvLE
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>>127890612
I would have been ok with this if they did a coop gimmick where they just bruteforce their way through proper class synergy which could amount to paladin, necro, 6 sorcs. But just watching some guy farm for runes is about as interesting as rerolling for monster cards in some mobile game.
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>>127890787
>Not Tristram

Kill yourself.
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>>127890838
Yeah, it's pretty much what I would be doing if I was playing this game right now. Farming countess.
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>>127889575
From the impression I get from the donation messages is the the speedrunning community really just a giant hugbox or is it some kind of a facade pushed for those events?
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>>127890839
2common

best track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXL3DWFAk8g
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>>127889575
Candy Store a best
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Is it weird that I think of cosmo every time he says "cast rate"?
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>>127890931
>anyone actually donating has ever watched a speedrun before, let alone run one.

You can go back to /v/ now
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>>127890937
a/s/l?
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>>127890931
GDQ donators aren't part of the speedrun community
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>>127891012
Yes, end yourself.
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>>127890931
They simply filter donations.
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>>127890945
>>127890839
>>127890787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI4iHTR_FUM&list=PLD80CC3FEBE323161&index=17
The only choice desu.
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this guy is a crush for the nerd ladies

my mind wonders if he takes his chainmail off to pound them
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>2 hours of Diablo
>Yoshi rebroadcast
>2 hours of Pokemon
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>>127890931

they get filtered so fun like this doesn't happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

also the sob stories trigger more donations
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That Diablo 1 runner is hella banned, autistic freak out during a cutscene and an anime plush is instant death.
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Are these games vetted for marathon viability?
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>>127891215
chainmail it to protect him from them
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>>127890647
>>127890730
>>127890937
>>127891062
>>127891143
>>127891289
>>127891338

this looks .... fun
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how is the capture frame rate so awful?

why can't gdqs do tech ever
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>>127891305
>anime plush
PIX PLS
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>>127891286
what happened here? it seems awkward at the end but without context it makes no sense
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>>127891467
It's on the couch as we speak.
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>>127891285
Don't worry man, there's another mega man block after.
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>>127891446
>>127891338
>>127891289
stop posting these hedgehogs
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>>127891467
Fucking look at him with your own 2 eyes at this very moment
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>>127891480
There is no context for you because you are a literal marathon shitter and just hopped off the reddit boat. Go fuck yourself.
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>>127891480
stiv fucked sam's ex-wife along with like 5 other people at the previous event
she's a slut, stiv's a cunt, sam is a really nice guy
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>>127891448
oh it is
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Get the fuck out you plebs, this is the only acceptable thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIEL3Z049cY
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>>127891286
Stiv's expressions make me kek every time I see this
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>>127891549
echidna
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>>127890476
you're not wrong, but I don't appreciate the implication that seeded minecraft is a legitimate speedrun
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>>127891595
>a really nice guy

Yeah, he was a beta. Which is why she cheated on him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeVKDJuQnYI

sports games when?
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>>127891595
>nice guy
>gets his wife fucked

no way?
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>>127891676
It's been ran in a GDQ, so it's clearly a legitimate run.
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>>127891704
She cheated on him because girls learn from the earliest age that they have no responsibilities in this world.
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>>127891528
Can you stop?
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>>127891595
If he was able to please his wife, she wouldn't have been forced to cheat
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>>127891748
>>127891704
you're not wrong, but that's pretty much the worst way to find out
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>wake up 2 hours later than I wanted
>check schedule, everything started 45 minutes earlier than I expected anyway
Why is it that the one time I want shit to be late, everything starts working at a good pace holy fuck
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>>127891676
I didn't imply that. Minecraft doesn't have a concrete ending so it can't be finished. Its also a bad game as well as a speedgame.
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>>127891813
Find out what? Shes a whore? Every woman on this planet is a whore in the right situation. Something all men need to understand and be wary of.
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>>127891798
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.
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>>127891857
Same thing happened to me this morning with the banjo run. Set my alarm, woke up, fucking 10 minutes late instead of 5 minutes early.
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>>127891813
>not fapping to the thought of it and loving her more

?

greetings from sweden
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>>127891908
i was hoping for an echidna :^(
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>>127891286
>>127891660
>guy on right shaking his head
>guy in cap stifling laughter
>guys on couch making shifty eyes
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oh god just looked at the estimate
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>>127891286
>that guy in the green cap realizing what is going on
>that fucking awkward eyeballing Stiv's mate does
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>>127891875
"every woman has a price"
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>>127891908
Is that the girlfriend who his mother was afraid he was going to hurt so she sent her away with his brother?
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>>127891954
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Blueglass donation reading when?
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The best commentator of the entire week.

The worst speedgame of the entire week.
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This guy has some great breathing techniques, goddamn, has he stopped talking since the run started?
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>>127892214
this man is a true alpha, confident commentary, so confident that he completely ignores the fact that this run is crap
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>>127892070
>"every woman has a price"
>woman

Every person has a price buddy. There is something in this world you'd suck a room full of cocks for and you know it.
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>>127891549
gotta go fast
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>>127892302
a room full of cocks is a good price for a room full of pussies
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>procedurally generated speedgames being played @ marathons
cuck e
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>>127892302
Men, while not always, are at least capable of camaraderie.

That is the reason there is a distinction.

I appreciate your joke though.
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>>127892302
Exactly, this is why you should never trust anyone, ever.
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>>127891908
>that pussy ass handholding
O U R B O I
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>People whining about PC games being full of dupes, save scumming, cheats
>Guy plays a PC game which is solidly built and has no duping
>It's shit waah waah
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Has BoI made a return to GDQs since that RaneOfSOTN cat-ass-trophe?
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>>127891979
that estimate is confusing. dude is taking his sweet time in act 1 and hes gonna blow through 3 more in 20 minutes? nah
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>>127892214
>best commentator
i think you mean blechy
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>>127892214
a co-op diablo run would be more interesting
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The midget said I would be blown away

I feel cheated
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>>127892609
He was being sarcastic
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>>127892529
>b-but it's just a fast let's play!
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2 hour pokemon run is where the real hell starts right?
is it even possible to watch it all without falling asleep?
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>>127892570
>one of every class
I'd watch it, if only for the novelty
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>>127892070
Men are cheaper, they are just too cowardly to hit on women when they are in a relationship

Sourve: I'm a girl who loves teasing married men. I don't even look good but they all wanna fuck after the slightest push, haha. Then I tell them they are a piece of sad shit
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>>127892714
Gotta watch it all.
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>>127891012
You fucker, now I'm hearing him say "castrate" all the damn time.
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Wtf is wrong with optimized let's plays? The event is Awesome Games Done QUICK, quick being the important word that means you can cram several more of these fan favorites into the marathon.
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Did they use the Tuturu sound effect for Diablo?
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>>127892752
I bet you're fat.
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>>127892302
I would suck a room full of cocks if they told me there was a second one

>>127892875
It was 50 bucks short and no fun allowed
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>>127892752
The great piece of irony is that while men do not get this pleasure as often, its usually much more straightforward. As in, you often see men you would kill to be with but its just flat out impossible and you cant even make a move on him.


Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Men are the gatekeepers of relationships.
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>>127892752
>living out your autistic fantasies on a mandalorian glassblowing forum
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>>127892752
I'll take "things that never happen" for 500
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>>127892850
get with the time gramps jeez
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>>127892752
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>friday
>prime time
>still did not reach 600k
>plushies smuggled in
>nice ruun
yay
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Thing is that it also tends to be easier to commentate an RPG/a slow-paced run. So it's not a completely level playing field, really.

Trying to explain every choice you're making in a platformer with dense movement would already be a pain if not for the fact that it also distracts from your concentration, which is where a secondary commentator seems so striking (like in that Gunvolt run yesterday.)
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>>127893003
Oh trust me, I understand the difference between an "awesome game done quick" and a good speedgame. Just seems many others do not.
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watching blueglass' sgdq 2014 ecco run holy fuck he's adorable
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>speedwalk diablo 2 for thousands of hours
>don't even know that you put the staff into an orifice

quality
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>>127892752
if you had a good stable marriage you cheat in the first opportunity

if you had a bad unstable marriage you would cheat in the first opportunity

you probably are an infidel whore
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>Pokemon Yellow: rival's name
>Papyrus
>Sans
>disappointed anime girl 2388959.png
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>>127893160
hello cuck
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>>127893161
degenerate
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>speedrunning a game with heavy RNG

what a waste of time. just kill yourselves.
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>>127893161
How do you know the dolphin is a he?
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>>127893191
I know right it should be Mikasa and Haruhi and Onepunchman lol
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so basically this game is 100% rng
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>>127893238
not like sexually or anything, just his vibrant autism is entertaining to watch.
>>127893316
i meant blueglass..
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this is a shit speedrun

I don't think I've heard the term 'rng manipulation' once
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>>127893318
Didn't Saitama win in Punch Out?
>ultra disappointed anime girl MAX 54387545.png
Please try to have fun in a less autistic way, people
It's not that fucking hard
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Marathon watching fucks with my mind. Forgot today was Friday, not dressed business casual fml
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>>127893165
>>127893446

D2 "speedrunning" community is a joke compared to the D2 ladder community. Since this is a marathon run similar to a new ladder, he's missed out on a lot good items, because he can only follow his speedrun checklist without knowing anything about the game.
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>>127893562
>when it's gay tuesday and you forgot to lube
I can't handle all this stress
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>>127893160
>>127893204
>>127893308
>>127893445
>>127893531

Fuck off to /pol/ /soc/ and /r9k/ with this shit.
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how was the dmc run?
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>>127893531
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The day after I broke up with my fat cunt girlfriend I got a handy from an older Korean masseuse.
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>>127893580
It used to be the difference between Westchester and the rest of the pokems speedcommunity.

Warlord actually knew the games and could improvise something out the bad luck he was getting, other grind monkeys would just reset if a fight went off script.
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>>127893702
Hey, anime. Have you seen scarved anime anywhere?
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>>127893331
The character choice isn't.
But diablo is just a more edgier cookieclicker and you see no one speedrun that.
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is this nigga wearing a hauberk
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>>127893721
If you paid for it, you're probably a cuck.
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>>127893764
5 more minutes senpai...
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>>127893364
Plushies are back, baby! New Yagamoth is the hero of the marathon.
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>>127893721
I bet she had a husband you cuck
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This slowrun is a nightmare, that estimated time was never going to be correct

Or does an LoD speedrun Any% not actually count Baal
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>>127893886
Nice, hope next year will be in a smaller venue with less streamboars at the place.
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>>127894039

Why is it that the better a game is the worse it is to speedrun? The D1 had some dumb, repetitive strats but at least it was quick and he did some cute shit.
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>>127894039
The game gets a lot faster when he gets teleport, hope for the best.
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As a perma-marathon shitter, I just want to say I love you guys. Been here semi-annually ever since /srg/ was founded, I consider you all speedacquaintances.
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>>127894283
Greetings from an annualfag, fellow shitter.
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>>127894039
they talked about saving the barbarians earlier so LoD should be on
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man I miss when tk used to pick up items but people got butthurt about it so they nerfed it
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>>127894039
>>127894242
Act 3 and 5 are going to take forever regardless, because the maps are so huge.
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>>127894163
Are you honestly implying Diablo is anything but a giant, ugly skinner box?
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>>127894535
hnng
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Get this guy some water, dude's been talking for like an hour straight.
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KICK
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>kick cancer in the butt
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Just imagine guys someday we could be this big with speedrunning all for a good cause!
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>>127894535
tfw for some reason mm6 looks better than 7/8/9
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>>127894535
>ugly
>posts that
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>>127894242
>>127894452
This. He's already at 30 minutes left on est time, and even if you only need to do hammer and smashing altar in Act 3... This guy seems to always end up getting lost, Act 3 is huge.
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>>127894535
Figures an M&M faggot would say that
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>>127892714
more interesting than other jrpgs
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Has this runner's gay lisp been intensifying over the run? I swear it was barely there when the run started but now he just sounds outright gay.
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>Just found out that Cosmo went tranny and is now "Narcissa"
What the fuuuuuuuuuck
I know I'm super late, but what the actual hell. Guess I should've seen it coming with the fingernail painting, but geez.
Is he even speedrunning anymore?
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>>127894637
7>6>8>9>rest visually

6 looks flatter to me, and I do not like the contrast of cartoony world with realistic portraits.

To each their own though.
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>>127894713
no,he's just playing nintenyearold games while getting nuthugged by the tranny faggots in his chat
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>>127894713
She's the PREMIER super mario maker runner
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>>127894713
>>>/v/
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>>127894761
Is he even playing video games anymore?
Last time I saw anything from him he was prancing around like a lala faggot while some other tranny slut was sitting next to him.
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>>127894535

>giant
>ugly

Well, it's not those things. Plus there's a big campaign before you can start playing the real game for people like you.

Are you "honestly implying" that Diablo is better than Diablo 2? Or did you just want to shitpost about everybody's favorite loot grinding simulator?

Mandate of Heaven is superior, fuccboi.
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>>127894759
personally 7 started entering that uncanny valley that is early 3D models and I dislike it because of that. the game world and the UI doesn't fit together kinda.

also MMX looked ok desu
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Greetings from Germany
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What is this shitty graphics indie rip off of Path of Exile?
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>>127894863
Eat shit and die, the charity doesn't even supply it's retarded 'services' in your country.
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>>127894856
I can see that. I played 7 first and when I was very young so its likely a lot of nostalgia as well.
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Dang, he might make it under estimate. Shit got real quick at 18.
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merse
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>>127894856

>7
>uncanny valley

That phrase has completely lost all meaning.

>>127894892

Speaking of, do we have any idea when Ascendancy is gonna drop?
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@127894892
here's your (you)
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>>127894915
This marathon stream is one of the services :^)
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Greeting from Sweden, watching the run with my wife's son has been a blast
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This run got a little bit more interesting since he's actually using nova. Haven't used that ability since pre-synergy.
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>leave to get lunch
>fap
>diablo 2 still on
cuck my life into pieces
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>>127894992
that's dark dude

you plumbed the depths of the human psyche and you wielded it as your weapon
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>>127894713
It's arbitrary what a speedrun is, according to gdq letsplays are speedruns too, making him still a speedrunner
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>>127894915
The government supplies the services in my country thanks to our socialised medicine. :*v)
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>>127894994
Yes, but that does literally nothing to help people with cancer.
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>>127894761
>>127894769
Wow. RIP. He used to be one of my favorite speedrunners, too. Looking at some of his new videos, he's not even the same person anymore, mentally or physically.
Kinda hurts.
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>>127895114

Neither does this marathon.
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>>127895102
You mean you are forced to supply the sevices indirectly for everyone else, and then use it if you need it, possibly.
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>>127894759
2 is the best looking one
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>>127895128
cosmo has been a faggot for a long time
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>>127894986
Pretty sure ascendancy is some time in march.
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>>127894856
>20 year old games have free movement
>MMX is grid based

Thanks nostalgia babies
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>>127895154
That's literally what he said anon, learn to read pl0x.
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>>127895189
Maybe if you had our medicine these autism addled creatures wouldn't be speed running and would instead be seeking mental health treatment.
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>donating to help prevent cancer of americans

I HOPE THEY ALL DIE
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>>127895154
read better fagfuck
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>>127894632
please stop visualizing my fears
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so, how much you guys wanna bet hes gonna be over? i wanna say half an hour before any admins say anything
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>>127895227

Eh, fuck it. I'll have stopped caring again by then.

Maybe I'll go do D3 again.
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>>127895309
settle down achmed
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>>127895294
There is literally nothing stopping them now...forcing a subsidized insurance scam on everyone doesn't increase health care it just increases insurance company profits.

Always cucked Euros, in every aspect of government and life. It really is amazing.
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>>127895309
We're donating to save imaginary barbarians and animals though.
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The grid movement in alpha sapphire drives me nuts. The game just switches between them when you go in doors. Why even have both? Just do all grid, free movement doesn't add to the game at all.
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this is gonna go way over time
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>>127895387
idk act 4 is pretty fast
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>>127894632

my dream is that one day speedrunning will be an acceptable hobby so I can pretend I was in it from the start

but on the other hand it means I wont be able to say I hold a world record and actually impress people with that fact
>>
REMINDER

If you are reading this and your existence requires the support of your government, you are the definition of worthless and useless. The world is literally better off without your burden upon it.
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>>127895650
it is, but he's going through act 5 as well
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>>127895673
Just play some game no one's ever heard of. Easy world record.
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>>127895387
>>127895625
No, not much. Maybe 10-15 minutes. He might die to Diablo though.
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>>127895746
I already did, baa
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>>127895707
GOD TIER
Living off your family

HIGH TIER
Student living on loans and family support

LOW TIER
Living off the government

PLEB TIER
Wageslave
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Speedrun boktai. IIRC nobody does that game. Girls will be impressed by your WR and your nice tan.
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>>127895064
>cuming in under 2 hours
ll kids have no stammina
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>>127895969
The fuck is boktai
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So whatever happened with BigJon the other day? DId he ever find out about our shenanigans?
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>>127895985
Over 2 hours is asking for cramps 2bh
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>dead
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>>127895985
>im-fucking-plying
All the jerking off has dulled my sensitivity to the point where I literally can't cum from fucking someone. I am a human dildo.
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>>127896085
did u say Crumps?
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>>127896050
leave
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>>127896050
A jrpg where you have to go outside

Obviously, it was a flop
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>>127896096
he called this death a hour ago when he said every world record run has a death

lame excuse
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>>127896136
Good god that nigger is a saltmaster. He ragebanned me over a year ago for posting a single PJSalt emote. Jesus christ he's such a baby.
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>>127895092
Even if your mom started playing a video game, it would be a speedrun. Just a blind one at that. And an arbitrary category where she's allowed to go to work inbetween.
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>>127896050
action rpg by hideo kojima. You kill vampires with a solar powered gun/melee weapon. Has a solar sensor to charge up your gun. Its a great game but would be better if you didn't have to play it outside.
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>>127895851
hes already struggling pre-diablo, what makes you think he wont die and struggle at ancients and baal?
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>>127895985
Go away cyberdemon, don't you have pvtcb's to fuck?
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>>127895967
I had some pretty comfy time as a student when I worked part time, got government support, some student loans, and lived in hella cheap student housing. I had more money to spend than some wagecuck families desu, because taxes on all of that were almost nonexistent and I had close to no expenses other than low rent and food.
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>>127896225
Thankfully he makes a save every 5 seconds
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>>127896240
It's pretty funny watching him bitch and moan, then turn around and shittalk/ban people for doing the same.
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>>127896285
You can avoid damage at Ancients and Baal easier.

>people doubting speedautists this hard
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>>127893941
Then he'd be the cuck.
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>HERO TO ZERO
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we're going over estimate boys
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>>127896679
Just barely
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>>127896447
It's nuts anon. All the streamers who used to be bros with him won't ever address the fact that he's an insufferable cunt, but it's still apparent that they think so whenever he comes up. Him and fags like SnarfyBobo are sometimes even more cancerous than the trannies.
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>>127896065
He made the shittiest attempt at damage control ever.
http://pastebin.com/HMYLJrnj
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>>127896679
Is he still on Act 3? Rip run.
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>>127896741
Anyone wanna yiff while we ait for this run to finish?
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>>127896741
What's wrong with Snarf besides him trying to and failing to sell out with mario maker?
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25 minutes over world record seems like a pretty tight estimate for the randomfest that is this game.
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>>127896796
He's like 5 minutes away from finishing the game.
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Ive been gone for a few days. What is the most autistic thing to happen in this event so far?
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>>127896756
Don't forget that he then started asking Calebhart to start a less gay Grommr with him.
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>>127895967
NAT SOC TIER
Having your own family
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>>127896796
he's clearing baals throne room right now with 1 min left on timer.
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>>127896871
Diablo 1 speedun
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>>127896741
Other than witwix and trihex who are already big most mario maker heavy streamers are desperate bandwagon faggots trying to get big but lacking the charisma to do it
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>Pick the easiest and fastest character
>Still going over estimate
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>over estimate

BANNED
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bigjons live
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have any other runs gone over estimate so far?
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If it wasn't for the room full of enemies, he would have probably made it.
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>>127896871
Basically Halo 4
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Mercykill this shit already holy fuck
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>>127896871
Caleb on commentary, as is tradition
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>>127896849
He's a legitimate nazi in his chat now from what I hear. I don't know, I never went back after he banned me too for making a sarcastic comment.
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>>127896973
And pie
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>I kinda wanted to die there
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was there any real optimization in this run
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>>127897014
Yes.
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these games have aged horribly
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>>127897067
No, this is a let's play.
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Belle?
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>>127897027
Could you elaborate? I went to sleep after the megaman block yesterday which was pretty fun
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>>127896756
aww jeez
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NO CUBE
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>>127897092
No, only you did
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>>127897067
not at all

this game is literally cookieclicker with rng
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>>127897265
It's Halo 4 and the runner was an awkward piece of shit, wasn't as awful as the guy is claiming overall tho
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Why is he going to the cow level?

Can this run just end please.
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>No cube
kek
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>>127897265
runner kept saying basically every few word
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>>127897013
>348 people watching a fat gay liar
Disgusting
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https://twitter.com/fart/status/685515065852690434

big_jon
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>>127897032
The guy is a walking parody, especially his voice
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>>127897347
Donation incentive autism.
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>>127897013
Uh oh.

But seriously, he just won't mention it, and no one in chat will either. if they do, no one's going to know what they're talking about.
unless they start posting links to shituh oh
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>>127897389
I don't care what makes him cum desu even though it's mildly funny
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>>127897404
There's nothing wrong with Caweb's voice, it's basicawee normal
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>nova sorc in cow level
Now that's classic.
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Are we really showing off the fucking cow level? How young can you possibly be?
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>>127896679
Called it
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>>127897405
>People donating to extend the duration of a speedrun(Or let's play, in this case)

Just fuck my shit up familia
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>>127897498
wedge gwabeen is my fawoweet tweek
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>>127897527
It's for a good cause, shitlord
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>>127897516
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>>127897486
If he just admitted it was him it wouldn't be bad desu but the denial and the weird ass cover story of someone impersonating him for 5-8 years is just bad.
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what happened with big jon?
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>>127897265
Don't listen to /v/ and twitch chat on this. It was a long run and the runner was explainign a lot. Naturally he shifted into an automatic sentence structure which had "naturally" as starter. Literally overblown as usual and the run was decent enough if you dont hate halo.
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>>127897603
Nobody uses nova anymore short of the 3 autists that speedrun this game.
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>>127897335
>>127897361

he massively improved when his nerves settled after like 20 minutes. people are overblowing it b/c /srg/ is wildly thirsty for autism and drama
>>
MOOOOOOOOOO
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>this is the pinnacle of PC "gaming"
Lmao
No wonder all PCfags are bitter cucks.
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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why are they doing this still
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ha ha MOOOO XD
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Why the FUCK is he clearing it? You've shown the babies the fucking cow level. It's a bunch of cows. Why is this cunt still on my screen?
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Why is he now grinding XP? There's fucking more of this run?
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>>127897754
>PC "master race"
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>>127897563
GDQ has always been about random shit from old games. Hell, they are having shit like TAS programming, TGM and Stepmania.
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>>127897581
>>127897498
RNG manipuwation
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>>127893875
I gave you 52 minutes, anime. Now where is my scarved anime?
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>>127897608
Exactly, most people have done shit they aren't proud of. If he just went ahead and said it was a phase and he doesn't want anything to do with it anymore it'd just be something that gets made fun of every now and then but most people wouldn't think it's a big deal. It's him coming up with the most ridiculous cover story that is keeping it relevant
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>>127897771
gotta get levels to farm a shako

and eventually SoJs, the run officially ends once he kills pandemonium baal
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>>127897801
The incentive was to open the cow level and kill them all.
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>>127897814
The next run is nightmare followed by hell. Separate segments. Around 2-3 more hours.
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>>127897754
>>127897817

please go back to /v/
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>>127897892
>people paid for pamphlets and got this shit in return
>>
!schedule
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>>127897896
I would watch that unironically. Or at least keep it open on 2nd screen.
>>
Finally
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>>127897892

People just clapped for clearing the fucking cow level. I am so angry I don't even know what to say.
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>>127898013
$YOURTIME$ Yoshi's Island Race Rebroadcast Carl Sagan, mt76907, rheal 0:06:00 VOD 0:02:00 A rebroadcast of the race played at the close of the Mario Block between Carl Sagan, mt763907 and rheal.
>>
Do they intentionally invite the worst speedrunners or something?
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>rebroadcast
why
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>>127897842
Jesus...
>>
Before anyone asks.
>stream went down during yoshi race
>it was a donation incentive
>its 5 minutes
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>>127898103
Yeah, does it really count as a marathon if they take a break?
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>rebroadcast
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>Pokemon yellow
>No wibler
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>>127897682
Basically someone dug around and found he had a grommr account (a site for gay bears/fat guys getting fatter and encouraging each other to get MORE FAT) and it had videos of him chugging and getting bigger and he'd actually had his profile recently updated. He made this "cover story" saying that he had been impersonated for the last 4+ years and that "everything was photoshopped and this is some kind of prank" lol.
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>rebroadcast for anyone who might have missed it
Twitch creates VODs automatically and I saw the channel onwer uploading the individual runs tagged on twitch too.
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>>127898103
Twitch fucked up on a 4 minutes run, when it came back the run was already over.
>setup time for rebroadcasts
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>2 hour glitchless pokemon run next
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>2 fucking hours of Pokemon Yellow
>2 fucking hours of Mememan
>7 fucking hours of Zelda
Can this get any worse?
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>>127897842
>LISA character buffing itself.gif
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>>127898103
the stream went down before it started and didn't come back up until it was over
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>>127898084

The dude who just ran is #2.
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>>127898080
That will do, pig, that will do
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>>127898084
All the best runners have been banned over the course of time.
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god i would lick that grils legs
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>>127898103
>>127898149
>>127898150
>>127898167

princess sagan will not be denied her moment
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>>127898030
ryuquezacotl and other d2 speed runners actually do 100% class runs. that guy in articular plays HC. 100% being every quest on every difficulty. ryu is pretty autistic, though. says hype every 5 words.
>>
QUALITY

SPEEDRUNINNG

STREAM
>>
Lemme get an xD if you xD.

xD
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>>127898190
>2 fucking hours of Pokemon Yellow
>2 fucking hours of Mememan
>7 fucking hours of Zelda
Can it get anymore comfy?
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>>127898190
>>127898189
there is no where to go boys
hold hands, we are going to the abyss
>>
Is that a Wheelchair pirate?!
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>>127898190
chrono trigger or final fantasy would be worse

also at least its not twilight princess the most dull zelda game ever made
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>vlc
>>
>VLC
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>>127898212
All the maymay misters and shit fucks have been banned.

The good runners dont go anymore because they realised AGDQ is shite.
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>VLC
im out
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http://strawpoll.me/6482105
http://strawpoll.me/6482105
http://strawpoll.me/6482105
http://strawpoll.me/6482105
http://strawpoll.me/6482105
http://strawpoll.me/6482105
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I dont think that's the real Carl Sagan
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>more carl sagan
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>>127898189
>pokemon
>glitchles
There will be glitches, just not OH MY GOOD MY ALL MY KAPPAS glitches. If I recall correctly then the x-special is one of the main glitches.
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>>127898163
You can't splice in a marathon
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>>127898419
>more fucking mega man
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>>127898419
Honestly, nothing. Tomorrow's Spyro and Crash are gonna be good, but everything else is trash.
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>>127898163
Instead we get a huge fat autistic sellout
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>>127898354
>also at least its not twilight princess the most dull zelda game ever made
t. alttp hipster
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What the fuck is a sub-pixel?
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>subpixel
>>
>Sub-pixel
Wait what? is there something smaller than a pixel?
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Requesting the webm of gunnermaniac standing up with no pants on thanks
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SUBPIXELS
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>>127898551
I should have put a nothing option.
My bad.
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>>127898190
The marathon is now over for me. Might tune in for TASbot, but it's literally same shit we've watched every year. NES SMB and Mega Men should've been in the SMB and MM blocks earlier.
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>>127898627
>>127898612
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixel#Subpixels
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>>127898670
your penis
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>>127898612
Games track movement and object placement at values smaller than what could be represented on screen (a pixel).
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>>127898551
>sony """"""""plattformers""""""""
I rather KILL MYSELF
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>>127898207
Out of 5 people or what?
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>>127898779
why is /v/ so obsessed with brands?
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>>127898694
That's not what sub pixels refer to in terms of video games.
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>>127898606
I've never played alttp beyond the castle at the start of the game so nice try. I like zelda 1 and the gb ones.
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>>127898839
dunno, go to /v/ and ask.
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>>127898839
because they're children who can't see past rabid brand loyalty
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wow i'm so glad I watched that

holy shit that was a meme race
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shen on couch ;_; my boi...
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>>127898913
just did
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>gunner
get your fedoras ready guys
>>
Why can't we go back to AGDQ 2013 when shit was actually good?
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Oh nice a spaghetti announcer.
>>
That finale was nice

Shame Pokemon is up. Off to playing Dungeon travellers 2, see you guys
>>
dude's name is chester
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>>127898990
ayy
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>>127899007
I remember people shitposting AGDQ '13. This place is about as awful as back then, too.
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>>127898990
>that underwear
I think I got a view of his dick
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>>127898839
In older times people did this stupid brand shit because they couldn't afford more than one system to play on, so they had to make sure theirs was the best and that everything else was shit, sadly, a lot of people couldn't grow out of this dumb behavior after turning 12, so they continue to shitpost about their love towards a brand while trying to piss off everyone else.
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man this whole fucking event is run like a joke jesus
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>SRL
That's Cosmo's site, no?
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>>127899073
i thought they were depends
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>>127898883
What do they refer to in terms of video games?
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>>127898839
Nothing to do with brands but the fact that the famous playstation plattformers all sucked ass.
I would love a skullmonkeys run because that game is actually decent.
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>>127899064
Oh, sure it was. But at least the runs were good and there were no trannies.
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>>127899116
Ummm, her name is WANDA :^|
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>>127898990
Nice scrotum
>>
this runner talked for 30s and he's already coming off as a massive cunt
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>>127899116
>deadnaming
come on anon
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>>127899064
/srg/ was garbage, yes, but AGDQ wasn't.
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>>127899064
The best funposting is from that marathon

It discovered YSG
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>2 hours of pokemon
is this a joke
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>that guy on speedrun.tv running leauge of legends
ebig :DDDDD
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>>127895967
living off family while getting paid by the government.
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>>127899148
>and there were no trannies
Barry was there, though.
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>>127899254
Didn't someone submit dota2 for a GDQ?
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i'm already bored
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holy shit how do they have the cropping wrong on a gbplayer?

THERE IS A BORDER FOR IT
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What's with those trainer names? Never heard of them.
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>>127899326
Is it the fastest win against AI or something?
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>>127899339
go do something else then you autist
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>Glitchless pokemon at a marathon
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>>127899339
Then fuck off and stop shitting up the thread.
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Kappa // nice mashing a streamer!

Greetings from Germany
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>he crits
>people clap

nice
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>>127899365
emulator
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>>127899182
>memeing to fit in
cmon anon
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>this music

Oh my god, such a nostalgia blast. I must donate

>clapping for rng
This will be a long run
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>clapping for RNG

Why
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someone stream
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http://www.speedrun.com/pkmnyellow#Any_Glitchless1

Why are they removing the seconds from runs on speedrun.com?

How idiotic is that?
Many runs will be equal if you erase seconds, especially short ones.

I don't get it.
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>>127898419
>tfw when I'm apparently the only one who likes mega man

Rockman 4 bcas is a sanic speed romhack. Mega Man 10 with Bass is basically cheat mode and fast as fuck too. Mega Man 9 with Proto Man should be interesting because I've never seen anyone run as Proto Man, it's always Mega Man for runs of this game. 6 and 2 are played out but still good and don't go on forever like Diablo 2 for example. If those aren't good speed games then what is?
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>gunnermaniac in the current year
how is dude still even remotely relevant
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>>127899370
someone explain this pls
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ohh my goood
i playeed this gamme wheen i waas small
*donates*
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Tomorrow looks quite good desu.
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>>127899552
I don't think they are. But I know pokemon runs use IGT and old pokemon doesn't show seconds played.
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>>127899552
they use in game time because it's the only way all games should be timed and this is why

*links irrelevant sonic video*
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>>127899553
>le 2d nes platformers
>>>/reddit/
>>>/v/
>>>/facebook/
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>>127899552
check out goldeneye speedruns then
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>>127899553
I like the megaman runs too. Everyone is just bitching just to bitch.
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>>127898990
nice mouth fedora
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>>127899691
so what if some game doesn't have an accurate timer?
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there's some weird homo tension going on this run
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why do yuros always feel the need to say what country they're from

specifically germans and swedes
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>>127899389
I think it was the tutorial.
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>>127899594
He just got a WR in this game in like October dumbass
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>>127899605
French restream memes
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>>127899765
see
>>127899673
pokemon doesn't
pokemon speedgamers are dumb
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>>127899254
Link? I'd rather watch memeruns than agdq right now desu
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why does pikachu scream
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>clapping for RNG
>2+ hours
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>clapping for RNG
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>>127899815
>he watches pokemon speedruns and knows who has WR
18+ website kiddo. Back to Reddit
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where's werster?
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I was too old for pokemon
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>>127899728
Goldeneye isn't a real speedgame.
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>>127900012
b&
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>>127900012
B A N N E D
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>>127900012
dead
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>just woke up
>2+ hour estimate for pokemon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>127900063
>>127900083
is it because he said niggers in 2013?
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>>127900012
>>127893884
>>127891908
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>>127898721
burn
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>jrpg "speedruns"
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>>127900163
No, he stole like 80 room keys to be 'cool'.
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>>127900163
mike couldn't handle his hotel banter
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>>127900163
No, he felt up someone's daughter
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>>127899669
nyanpasu
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>>127900225
>>127900240
>>127900251
I'm getting conflicting reports here
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>majoras mask 5:45
going to bed early tonight
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Can someone explain why exactly are japanese versions banned in all pokemon speedruns? Is it so autists can read the dialogue while speedrunning?
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>>127900137
Mike's run 3 years ago was 2 hours 17 minutes
this SHOULD be under 2 hours, unless something goes really wrong
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>pokemon yellow instead of blue
>dont even ue pikachu
lol
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>>127900309
He stole 80 niggers
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>>127900163
>>127900225
80 one use room keys
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>>127900163
maybe he was the one who sexually harassed Narcissa?
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Here's is the full Hotline Miami run for those who missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTA5jEWh3yQ
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>>127900309
hi can confirm >>127900225
>>127900240
are accurate depictions
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>>127900371
>blue instead of red
please
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>>127900251
he didn't feel her up he was just bouncing her on his lap
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>>127900382
>molesting men
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>>127899695
bad troll.
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>>127900457
How old was she? Old enough to have a trigger fit or young enough to confirm him as a pedo?
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Werster was banned because he's australian, everything else was just to make it seem like there was an actual reason.
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>>127900492
*sigh*
It's 2016, Naricssa is a girl, deal with it.
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>you can reorganize moves midbattle

wha
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>>127900591
>*sigh*
Where do you think you are?
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>>127900454
>pokemon instead of a good game
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>>127900569
it was essentias daughter. I think shes like 6 or something
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>>127900578
literally reaffirms what >>127900240 said.
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>>127900591
Nah.
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>>127900050
You must be 40 now if that is true.
>>127900454
Blue is the best version for speedruns of gen one. And red made you a furfaggot or "scaley" like your kind likes to be called.
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>>127900382
>sexually harassed Narcissa
Who the hell would want to do that?
Jesus, people have no standards these days.

Or was it 'muh online raep'
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>>127900645
*ugh*
Where do you think *you* are?
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>>127900606
with select button iirc
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This technical stuff is actually making the run more interesting.
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>>127900703
:O
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>>127900012
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>>127900645

Somewhere it's easy to bait retards clearly
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I am not having twitch chat open but I bet they spam TriHard when a nigglet appears.
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>>127900591
>1905+111
>still not knowing about chromosomes determining gender
Any more scientific regressions you want to bring up?
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>>127900672
Was he actually doing anything inappropriate or did people just throw a fit because he's a dude? The latter seems much more likely considering the SJWs about these days.
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Free wimbledon
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>>127900825

Whats with the cards. Someone explain this dank meme to me.
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