- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
>you will never caress noir's hair while he plays hl2
I can't fucking stand this autistic piece of shit. Nobody else I've ever seen or met is this repulsive.
tfw srg day of rope is literally two days away
>ARE YOU GUYS EVEN REMOTELY AWARE WHAT PCF DOES
I love this game but it's an RNG shitfest not fit for speedrunning. It has no tricks or anything impressive going on, especially so since he's playing a sorc. Another game that should not have been accepted.
>you will never start a sham charity to pocket millions of dollars as staff compensation
>you will never scam autists out of millions of dollars via a video game exhibition
Agreed, I sometimes tune in to D2 streams late at night to get comfy and reminisce. It's not something for a speedrunning marathon, though.
Of course, there are people who enjoy watching it a lot and don't enjoy watching what I do, so.
fuck off marathon faggot, you arent getting our memes that easy
I would have been ok with this if they did a coop gimmick where they just bruteforce their way through proper class synergy which could amount to paladin, necro, 6 sorcs. But just watching some guy farm for runes is about as interesting as rerolling for monster cards in some mobile game.
>2 hours of Diablo
>2 hours of Pokemon
Don't worry man, there's another mega man block after.
Stiv's expressions make me kek every time I see this
>wake up 2 hours later than I wanted
>check schedule, everything started 45 minutes earlier than I expected anyway
Why is it that the one time I want shit to be late, everything starts working at a good pace holy fuck
The best commentator of the entire week.
The worst speedgame of the entire week.
Men are cheaper, they are just too cowardly to hit on women when they are in a relationship
Sourve: I'm a girl who loves teasing married men. I don't even look good but they all wanna fuck after the slightest push, haha. Then I tell them they are a piece of sad shit
Wtf is wrong with optimized let's plays? The event is Awesome Games Done QUICK, quick being the important word that means you can cram several more of these fan favorites into the marathon.
The great piece of irony is that while men do not get this pleasure as often, its usually much more straightforward. As in, you often see men you would kill to be with but its just flat out impossible and you cant even make a move on him.
Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Men are the gatekeepers of relationships.
>living out your autistic fantasies on a mandalorian glassblowing forum
>still did not reach 600k
>plushies smuggled in
Thing is that it also tends to be easier to commentate an RPG/a slow-paced run. So it's not a completely level playing field, really.
Trying to explain every choice you're making in a platformer with dense movement would already be a pain if not for the fact that it also distracts from your concentration, which is where a secondary commentator seems so striking (like in that Gunvolt run yesterday.)
if you had a good stable marriage you cheat in the first opportunity
if you had a bad unstable marriage you would cheat in the first opportunity
you probably are an infidel whore
D2 "speedrunning" community is a joke compared to the D2 ladder community. Since this is a marathon run similar to a new ladder, he's missed out on a lot good items, because he can only follow his speedrun checklist without knowing anything about the game.
It used to be the difference between Westchester and the rest of the pokems speedcommunity.
Warlord actually knew the games and could improvise something out the bad luck he was getting, other grind monkeys would just reset if a fight went off script.
Plushies are back, baby! New Yagamoth is the hero of the marathon.
Nice, hope next year will be in a smaller venue with less streamboars at the place.
Are you honestly implying Diablo is anything but a giant, ugly skinner box?
Just imagine guys someday we could be this big with speedrunning all for a good cause!
tfw for some reason mm6 looks better than 7/8/9
This. He's already at 30 minutes left on est time, and even if you only need to do hammer and smashing altar in Act 3... This guy seems to always end up getting lost, Act 3 is huge.
>Just found out that Cosmo went tranny and is now "Narcissa"
What the fuuuuuuuuuck
I know I'm super late, but what the actual hell. Guess I should've seen it coming with the fingernail painting, but geez.
Is he even speedrunning anymore?
Well, it's not those things. Plus there's a big campaign before you can start playing the real game for people like you.
Are you "honestly implying" that Diablo is better than Diablo 2? Or did you just want to shitpost about everybody's favorite loot grinding simulator?
Mandate of Heaven is superior, fuccboi.
personally 7 started entering that uncanny valley that is early 3D models and I dislike it because of that. the game world and the UI doesn't fit together kinda.
also MMX looked ok desu
Wow. RIP. He used to be one of my favorite speedrunners, too. Looking at some of his new videos, he's not even the same person anymore, mentally or physically.
>donating to help prevent cancer of americans
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE
There is literally nothing stopping them now...forcing a subsidized insurance scam on everyone doesn't increase health care it just increases insurance company profits.
Always cucked Euros, in every aspect of government and life. It really is amazing.
The grid movement in alpha sapphire drives me nuts. The game just switches between them when you go in doors. Why even have both? Just do all grid, free movement doesn't add to the game at all.
my dream is that one day speedrunning will be an acceptable hobby so I can pretend I was in it from the start
but on the other hand it means I wont be able to say I hold a world record and actually impress people with that fact
If you are reading this and your existence requires the support of your government, you are the definition of worthless and useless. The world is literally better off without your burden upon it.
action rpg by hideo kojima. You kill vampires with a solar powered gun/melee weapon. Has a solar sensor to charge up your gun. Its a great game but would be better if you didn't have to play it outside.
I had some pretty comfy time as a student when I worked part time, got government support, some student loans, and lived in hella cheap student housing. I had more money to spend than some wagecuck families desu, because taxes on all of that were almost nonexistent and I had close to no expenses other than low rent and food.
It's nuts anon. All the streamers who used to be bros with him won't ever address the fact that he's an insufferable cunt, but it's still apparent that they think so whenever he comes up. Him and fags like SnarfyBobo are sometimes even more cancerous than the trannies.
He's like 5 minutes away from finishing the game.
Why is he going to the cow level?
Can this run just end please.
But seriously, he just won't mention it, and no one in chat will either. if they do, no one's going to know what they're talking about.
unless they start posting links to shit uh oh
Don't listen to /v/ and twitch chat on this. It was a long run and the runner was explainign a lot. Naturally he shifted into an automatic sentence structure which had "naturally" as starter. Literally overblown as usual and the run was decent enough if you dont hate halo.
Exactly, most people have done shit they aren't proud of. If he just went ahead and said it was a phase and he doesn't want anything to do with it anymore it'd just be something that gets made fun of every now and then but most people wouldn't think it's a big deal. It's him coming up with the most ridiculous cover story that is keeping it relevant
$YOURTIME$ Yoshi's Island Race Rebroadcast Carl Sagan, mt76907, rheal 0:06:00 VOD 0:02:00 A rebroadcast of the race played at the close of the Mario Block between Carl Sagan, mt763907 and rheal.
Basically someone dug around and found he had a grommr account (a site for gay bears/fat guys getting fatter and encouraging each other to get MORE FAT) and it had videos of him chugging and getting bigger and he'd actually had his profile recently updated. He made this "cover story" saying that he had been impersonated for the last 4+ years and that "everything was photoshopped and this is some kind of prank" lol.
ryuquezacotl and other d2 speed runners actually do 100% class runs. that guy in articular plays HC. 100% being every quest on every difficulty. ryu is pretty autistic, though. says hype every 5 words.
>2 fucking hours of Pokemon Yellow
>2 fucking hours of Mememan
>7 fucking hours of Zelda
Can it get anymore comfy?
there is no where to go boys
hold hands, we are going to the abyss
The marathon is now over for me. Might tune in for TASbot, but it's literally same shit we've watched every year. NES SMB and Mega Men should've been in the SMB and MM blocks earlier.
In older times people did this stupid brand shit because they couldn't afford more than one system to play on, so they had to make sure theirs was the best and that everything else was shit, sadly, a lot of people couldn't grow out of this dumb behavior after turning 12, so they continue to shitpost about their love towards a brand while trying to piss off everyone else.
Why are they removing the seconds from runs on speedrun.com?
How idiotic is that?
Many runs will be equal if you erase seconds, especially short ones.
I don't get it.
>tfw when I'm apparently the only one who likes mega man
Rockman 4 bcas is a sanic speed romhack. Mega Man 10 with Bass is basically cheat mode and fast as fuck too. Mega Man 9 with Proto Man should be interesting because I've never seen anyone run as Proto Man, it's always Mega Man for runs of this game. 6 and 2 are played out but still good and don't go on forever like Diablo 2 for example. If those aren't good speed games then what is?
>pokemon yellow instead of blue
>dont even ue pikachu
Here's is the full Hotline Miami run for those who missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTA5jEWh3yQ
You must be 40 now if that is true.
Blue is the best version for speedruns of gen one. And red made you a furfaggot or "scaley" like your kind likes to be called.