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Marathons:
Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!

NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon

>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
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Who cuck here?
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don't forget to refill your glass with some ice cold sweat tea lmao
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>>127822043
>sweet tea
Amerifats strike again.
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>>127822101
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>>127822043
Why would it be ice cold if it's sweat?
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't donated yet.
Don't you wan to kcik cancers butt?
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>>127822043
FUCK OFF
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>SM64 is one of the deepest and skill based speedgames.

How do you even quantify this?
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>>127822043
can someone post the picture of geoff with the iced tea and leather jacket please
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>>127822206
>donate
>Message Deleted
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Considering how retarded and inept top SM64 runners are, you can safely assume that it's not as special as people pretend it is.

Oh boy 3000 hours of grinding got you the WR, such skill.
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What's the meme about naming the boy in secret of mana CHARA?
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>>127822392
You should refund your donation
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>Halo 4 speedrun later

I want Microshills to leave.
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>>127822480
Undermeme shit.
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>>127822480
Undertale
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What is that grid on the second screen
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>>127822548
hello newshit
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>>127822480
Because SoM is BY FAR the worst seiken densetsu game.
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>>127822480
It's Undermeme.
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Yo! How many girls did our boi Stiv fuck at AGDQ so far?
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>>127822548
YOU CANT STOP ME NIGGA
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>>127822480
Char Aznable or Chara
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>>127822165
What's worse, donating to doctors that aid ISIS and other Mudslimes or donating to a charity that deceives people into thinking they are about finding a cure to cancer?
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>>127822629
well how many girls are there?
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>>127822629
>our boi
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new thread, time to resume shitposting

starting off,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>not even at half a million yet
What went wrong?
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>>127822786
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>>127822771
Asking the tough questions.
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>>127822867
>literally the thought processes of trihex, iateyourpie, cosmo, and several others before they realized they didn't have to make an actual effort to get money from nuthugging nerds
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>>127822771
The doctors since they're actually aiding a cancer.
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>>127822786
The real question is how many married women are there?
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>>127822867
ayy I was just thinking of this
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SM64 is so god damn boring to watch.
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>>127822928

i wouldnt let any of these bitches look at me
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Which runner is the 100% ghetto guy joining in on commentary for the Zx run

that accent man
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>>127823163
Babies first bait
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>>127822867
i watch this every time its funposted
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>>127822867
I don't really understand this meme desu, it feels very introspective and like he's talking about himself rather than speedrunning in general.
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REEEE


"SHOW ME HOW POEPLE COCKLUST AFTER ME"


FUCK OFF GURL
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>>127823225
Not bait. I understand that it's a super skilled and impressive game and all, I just don't find it interesting whatsoever.
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>>127823357
He does come across as an obnoxious attention seeking twink.
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>>127823126
they wont be married much longer at cuckGDQ

them bitches be crazy for any dick other than their mans
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>want to go fast
>never streamed

Is it time to StreamBig™
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>>127823357
Ok, he gets nothing more from me unless he delivers nudes
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>>127822717
>Char Aznable
uh thats clearly quatro bajenia
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>>127823441
>this is a mega man autist
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500K
WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>127823557
fuck off iateyourSHIT shill
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>>127823621
Nah, I have no interest in Megaman either.
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>>127823357
im gonna link it noir, if you sit on my lap while solving a rubics cube
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>>127822548
Yeah man fuck m$
Cant wait for the exciting Bloodborne run by based Sony later.
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>>127823357
this nigga is starting to get high on the attention
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>>127822867
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.

Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.

Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
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I really dislike black people if I'm being quite honest, luckily I work in an industry where hate for blacks is the norm but I sometimes wonder if maybe I should give them a break.

How do you feel about blacks, /srg/?
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>>127823706

Purest speedrunner
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>>127823357
>dont give this person attention
>HERE I SCREENCAPED THE POST AND SPAM THREADS WITH IT FOR WEEKS
>STOP GIVING THAT PERSON ATTENTION REE XDD
Fuck off noir either pull out or suck some cock in your room.
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>>127823819
heh.....yep......
>.>
<.<
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>>127823631
shame that mike won't be able to renegotiate his contract this year

truly he is such a monumental help to this whole thing

he's doing so much work he hasn't had time to show his face
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this niggers voice, why do i like it so

i bet he has a gold tooth
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>>127823607
It's actually Casval Rem Deikun
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>>127823864
mudslimes are the real cancer
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>>127823864
ay senpai dey aight
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>>127823864
>>>/pol/
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>>127824102
reddit go away holy shit.
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>>127823864
lol what industry

>>127823983
and a gun
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ugh gross an ugly girl just started following me on twitter
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>>127824145
narcissa?
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>>127823923
>speedrunner
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>>127824145
block the whore
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>>127823991
ya skipped edward mass my man
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>>127824217
>girl
>cosmo
choose one
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lol runner just sounded like a bottle rocket
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>>127821803
Why would I give a shit about how hard it is if I find it boring to watch and play?
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>>127824217
no i said a girl
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The chokes are adding up.
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i want to destroy her
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>>127824262
I'm still watching, don't judge me anon. I'm barely by episode 30 of Zeta because I started in December
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>>127823864
post the rest, fgt
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lol every one in this thread is the same person. I created it to talk to myself.
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>paused for donation claps

sad
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>>127824426
Who is this
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>JOEL CALL ME ON SKYPE

can someone explain this meme to me?
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>>127824483
Kill yourself.
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>>127824426
*fucks*
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>>127824580
The girl currently yelling in the game being run
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>>127824580
megaman
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>>127824483
I sure hope so
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>>127824587
it is from a seinfeld episode
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>>127824740
That's no man....
>>127824726
But what's her name
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>>127823996
Honestly mudslimes are annoying because they're cheap ass jews but other than that I don't have an issue with sand niggers, meanwhile actual niggers buy anything but they are like children.

>>127824102
Fuck off Berniecuck.

>>127824140
>lol what industry
Air conditioning, I have yet to meet a tech that doesn't dislike blacks

>>127824478
I was going to but now I'm not.
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>>127824883
Google image search is fucking built into each post you faggot, learn to use it.
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>>127824883
it's Aile
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>>127824883
but what's reverse image search
and why is it in chromes right click menu
and why can you enable it in 4chan settings
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Imagine how retarded you'd have to be to think a person is stupid for not liking a speedgame.
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>>127824883
Aile.
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>>127824483
I sure love cock
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>>127822867
>All we're doing is wasting our times for a hobby being a hobby
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>>127824991
>>127825021
I'm on my phone :(
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This run is gr8
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>>127825124
oh u...
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i have the stream muted to watch minecraft videos
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Good run, Tiki is based as fuck
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>>127825150
Good news faggot, it's still there, notice the dots to the left of the post number? That's the same shit as the arrow on the right is in a full browser.
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>>127824453
the aliases are just a silly thing that stacked up. The origin is pretty much for all the side back stuff. good job on going with the episodes instead of films for zeta. here's the chart for guidance if ya want. feel free to check out tokunmecha if ya wanna chat sometime - zet
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>>127825238
what the fuck, why did my post get deleted
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>>127825154

This is a sarcastic post!
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>>127825196
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>can't wait for capcom to release another [not sf/mh/re]
lol poor kid
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>>127825260
I'm not on the site
Just using clover

Why you gotta be so mad?
>>127825102
>>127825006
These guys just answered the question instead of being insufferable faggots
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Kappa //
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>>127825565
>save image
>reverse image search
stop shitting up the thread with your bullshit
there are far more important memes to post
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>>127825596
kla ppa no space
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>>127825723
Kill yourself
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>>127823551
How do I get one of these girls to like me and touch my wiener
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I can't wait for Azure since the only fun on that game is SSSing all the stages
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>>127825763
*poops on you*
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do you think edobean has a bf
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>SM64
Why would I give a shit how much skill a game takes to get a good time in if it's boring to play & watch?
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>>127825902
Kill yourself
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>>127825902
*goes to your grommr account and downvotes all your posts*
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kick cancer's butts ecksdee Keepo

Time to take a shot.
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who's that qt in the hat
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>>127825942
Shes lesbian.
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>>127825902
>the average /v/ poster in a nutshell
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>>127826038
so no?
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>>127825942
a big fart? yeah probably
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WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE AUTISTS
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>>127826026
Greetings from Germany!
Be sure to kill those animals!
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>>127826016
That wasn't me, that was an impersonator for the last 5-8 years.
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sweat tea
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>>127826114
Yep.
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where's the rest of him?
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We can eat tortilia pizza rolls
But we have to be quiet.
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Yo this nigger looks straight from a 90s shoegaze band
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>he's losing his voice so he's whsipering

Whispering is LITERALLY bad for your voice.
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mr whisper and xxXXN4RUt0XxxX420XxxXXx
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whisper willyknockers, sandy situpstraight and peter dinklage in the house
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>>127826182
Welp, bottoms up

Man not even Blechy could keep a straight face there
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>>127826189
Oh s-sorry
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Is this Jafar guy gonna shoot up the place?
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DON'T.
WAKE.
DADDY!
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>>127826004
>constantly posting the same stale bait
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>whispering commentary into your ear in some yuropeean accent
Wake me up when this is over.
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I want to fall in love at AGDQ
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>3 disabled people on stream at the same time

Literally tumblr the stream.
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>>127826440
its over
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>>127826314
He's not whispering on purpose, that's literally what it sounds like when you lose your voice.
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This image embodies the freakshow that is the Speedrunning community, only thing missing is the Swedish guy on the right fully transitioning
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>nod
>awkward stare into the camera
Jeez that was hard to watch
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speaking of which when's SRL season 2 starting anyways?
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>knows the guy is losing his voice
>do an interview anyways

jesus fuck. whats the point?
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>>127826472
But there wasn't any dyed hair.
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>>127826472
dude fuck, I loled hard at this.
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>>127826472
At least the midget is interesting
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>>127826306
>tortilia
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>>127826503
post a pic faggot

that's what I thought
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megaman is boring
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I think I need to take jo sesh bois, what should I j my d to?
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>>127826472
holy shit. laughed so hard more than I should have. thank you anon.
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>>127826642
some p
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LOOK THERE'S A GRILL.

*this poster was banned for violating terms of use*
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PANDORA PAPA
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>>127826472
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>>127826570

Yeah, he almost seems like the most normal one there.
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HOLY FUCK ITS PANDORA DAD
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>>127826642
strange, obscure joi
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>>127826642
Fap to the stream.
Post proof.
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>>127826472
>>127826568
>>127826669
haha, very funny man :)
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>people hating on blechhy
just shut the fuck up already, you obviously don't care about entertaining speedruns and don't belong here
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DS DAD IS BACK.

Mike is gonna fuck him up. lol
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>>127826642
http://exhentai.org/g/846281/0c71676bda/
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>>127826642
aile obviously
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>>127826696
B P or G P?

>>127826762
Got any examples? I can only j my d to my sister i'ing me to e my c so many times.
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>>127826642
xev bellringer
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What happened with Big Jon? He's a gay porn star or something?
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PANDORA PAPA AND HES GOT A DS FRIEND
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Who's the girl on the right?
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AWW LOOK, TWO MIDDLE AGED GUYS PLAYING VIDEOS AND ENJOYING THEMSELVES.
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>undertale fans btfo
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>>127826870
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>all this setup time
>for an indie meme game
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>tumblrtale
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blechhy hype
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thats a badge punch
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Wew I was almost enjoying that last block then I remembered that watching this speed run garbage turns people into diaper wearing stuffed animal obsessed makeup wearing limpwristed musclechub gainer homotrans queermos. I'm gonna turn this off before I turn mentally ill. Remember if you ever see any trannies IRL to grab the nearest solid object and bash them in their freak face until they're crumpled on the ground sputtering through gurgling blood bubbles. Goal isn't to kill them just destroy their ugly man faces so bad they'll be even more disgusting than they already were and kill themselves, its the only fitting end for any faggot man who thinks its okay to wear a dress ever. Okay I'm heading out for real now bye.
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>>127827126
gunvolt isnt a indie game fucktard
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>>127826870
is he your boyfriend or something?
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SMW music gives me too much nostalgia
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>>127827050
>TWO MIDDLE AGED
are they? I can't tell who's 20 or 50 with these nerds
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>>127827204
ok
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>>127826714
Stop being so autistic that you get triggered by the sight of a female.
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>>127827213
sorry
>all this setup time
>for a memegame
>I've had enough.gif
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>>127827204
looks like you didn't turn it off quick enough :^)
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>>127826570
Which one?
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look at all that head shaking FML I'm so glad I broke out of my shell and am no longer part of nerd shit.
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This dude on the right looks like he time traveled from the year 1999. I can almost see the JNCO jeans below the frame.
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>>127827267
beardboy is obviously 20's, 30 max.

papa pandora is at least 40's
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>>127826984
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>>127827097
>implying any girls call me friend
top heh
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>>127827372
What am I, the ass police?
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What's the point of the massive venue when it's only full 45 minutes a day?
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>>127827372
are those her PANTIES?
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>>127827372
>>>/b/
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But Pandora Dad sounds better
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>tfw you bring your dad to a GDQ with you to play Mario Kart DS with him
:3
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2~ days left.
Will they even hit 800k?
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>>127827454
What site is that called?
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>>127827484
So that it can be full for that 45 minutes.

You're retarded aren't you? Do you have the slightest clue at all about how event production works?
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>>127827454
That's just an impersonator. Didn't you read the pastebin?
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>>127827591
groppr
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>>127827563
>tfw beating your dad so bad you don't even have to look at the screen
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>>127827591
gommr
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>>127827454
This shit makes me feel sick.
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>>127827454
>weight gain
I'm sorry I asked
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>>127827612
>implying the orange zone isn't the zone to be
Girls that tall are freaks of nature anon
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>>127827564
Tragic desu
Maybe people have realized that Prevent Cancer is a meme charity
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>>127827612
>5'11"
>cutoff point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>127827612
>6"3' +

That's a little too tall desu
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The bob ross marathon was better than this gdq, they need to get their shit together.
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just noticed this guys beard in the crowd

dam son
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When are they going to add a sex dungeon to the GDQ's?
I can't afford butt plugs, dildos, and vibrators, but I would gladly pay to share a couple with some fellow speed gamers while enjoying some whole speed gaming fun.
Let's hope they're not too speedy otherwise ;)
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That guy on the left looks like a total Damian.
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So, how do we make sure sgdq doesn't eat shit like agdq?
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>>127827612
6'-6'3" is the only acceptable height.
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>>127827564
Hopefully not
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man....girls that wear baseball caps trigger me in such a good way. what about you anon.....
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can someone tell me why they would play so many shitty games in a row during fucking PRIMETIME
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>>127827820
>used bad dragon wolf cock dildo.
>gross
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Does anyone here actually like gunvolt? I thought it was pretty bad, but im interested to see what speed tech this game might have.
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>>127827840
Developing an interest in speedrunning would be a good start. You can't enjoy a speedrunning marathon if you only like 1 or 2 speedgames.
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>>127827840
>Romscout fired
>Cool Matty already talking about all the work he has to do for SGDQ
It's over, give it up and watch NASA / RPG Limit Break / Deucecon / MWSF / Californithon instead.
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>>127827916
Cultural marxism
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>>127827859
>>127827773
>>127827750
>>127827736
Written like true manlets.
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>>127827612
>even girls are now this tall
Where can I find such girls ?
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>>127827939
about to see it for the first time, never heard of it
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>midget on mic
Kreygasm
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>>127827887
girls in pigtails :3
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That midget is triggering me
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Are they fucking starting yet
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>>127827981
Spikevegeta is involved with RPG Limit Break and it's speedruns of RPGs so it sucks
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0-4 watch this run
5-9 have a wank
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>>127827612
go back to /fit/
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>>127828006
are you retarded? im making fun of that manlet for thinking 5'11" is in any way acceptable. fucking brainlet
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>>127828113
he's our guy
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So how are you today anon? :3
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>>127827916
Because it's not prime time. All of Europe is asleep so the germans that apparently make up like half the donations aren't around.
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>>127828138
Why not wank me instead, Anon? ;)
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>>127828138
it takes you can hour to jerk off?
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>>127827454
> guy that talks and sings about eggrolls.
> People drying to dig up shit about him.
> He just has a fat fetish.
> OMG EXPOSED
Stay mad.
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>>127827820
It's in room 180
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>>127828220
im okay i guess. how are you?
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>>127828138
Good idea, rolling
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how the fuck are they THIS shit
ITS NOT HARD TO CROP SOMETHING
How do you get one feed right but not the other
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>>127828138
>Not both
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>>127828256
a GAY fat fetish
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>>127827612
>5'11 - 6'1
>need a pretty face
they expect people that tall to be traps?
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>>127828256
Jon...
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bcas owns
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>>127828138
rolling
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>>127828175
>defensive response
Don't worry. Your kind will be bred out of existence within the next 25 years.
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>PC games come with built-in Speedrun Modes now

and that is why PC is shit

at least based blechy is commentating
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>tfw stomach hurts every since seeing the big john exposure
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what is the youtube account bigjon talks about in the pastebin?
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>>127828256
If it's not a big deal then why is he trying to so hard to deny it?
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the only voice that doesn't make me want to hang myself.
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>>127828220
>/nepgen/
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>>127828552
deleted
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>>127828256
I honestly feel bad for him and hope he goes to fat people rehab.
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why do we always need to find something bad about runners that are big in the community? Won't we just drive them away and make the events even more shitty filled with stream monsters and shitty runs
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>>127828137
give action type a chance
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>>127828454
you misunderstood my first post, what makes you think you can interpret my second one correctly? literal retard
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>>127828460
It is a thing of some indie devs do, not just on pc.
Of course the vast majority of free developers are on oc no matter how hard sony goes we<3indies
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>Blechy
Well fuck, I wasn't too interested in this but I guess I have no choice
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>>127828740
one day they'll find a cure for aspergers anon
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>>127822867
god damn based goose

shit's painfully obvious when you see speedrunners all together at GDQs

as if every one of them wouldn't rather be at home plowing the gf they can't get. literally a timewaster hobby to fill the void of a failed life
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>>127828687
Not me, I just watch and play games.
It is you 12 year old girls that only can live with fresh new gossip every few hours.
>>
daily reminder that trihex is fucking a girl at AGDQ who talked to him through donations.

her name is blackantivenom
>>
Halo 4 is on next. I can promise you it will either be an awkward mess that rivals Tomba 2 or a masterpiece.
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what games does blechy actually run?

he sure seems really knowledgeable about a lot of them
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>>127828917
>tricuck
>sex with a woman
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>>127828862
thats it, stay positive :)
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>>127828917
shes ugly though id rather fuck trihex
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>>127828917
ok
>>
GDQ should only let games in that Blechy knows so he can commentate them and I won't fucking fall asleep
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>>127829009
Goof Troop and some other stuff.
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>>127828974
nah proacejoker is the shit
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>>127829009
I think he's more of a commentator. It's actually really cool and I like it. I wonder if in the future there will be more people like him.
>>
Gunvolt is hot garbage but cleartonic is a qt
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>>127828917
Even with all the working out and the mario maker money that's the best he can do?
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>>127829097
He can be annoying sometimes. Just saying.
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>>127828917
he's gay
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>>127829009
He plays a few shitty NES games and a meme category in Goof Troop.
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>>127828740
>having a disease
>still better than being a manlet
Better luck in your next lifetime :^)
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>>127829009
Everything, he knows everything
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i couldnt post earlier but i wanted to say caleb is a piece of shit who couldnt let anyone else talk for a single second without interrupting them and he seemed incredibly condescending and patronizing
thanks
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>>127828917
>blackantivenom
https://www.instagram.com/blackantivenom/
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>>127828917
How'd she know her donation would be read? What if it hadn't and she'd gone all that way, spent all that money and didn't get any dick all week.
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>>127828917
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>It's a bad mega man clone

Did they really need an excuse to add yet another mememan game to the marathon?
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They should have renamed this game "Don't sue us Man X."
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>>127829305
I would pound, wouldn't even feel bad at all.
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>>127829329
>>127829336
its made by inticrates
the same people behind zero and ZX
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>one hour fifteen minutes of this

this game is not interesting
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>>127829259
>still thinks being 5'11" is okay
>literally needs another person to help him shitpost
lol
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>>127829465

At least they've got a nice couch.
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>>127829595
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>>127829595
heres one, friend

>>127824426
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>>127829305
she looks mentally diabled
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>>127829595
yea but no one wants a loser like you
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>>127829595
Maybe.
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>>127823864
Ignored your post but I got an erection from looking at that picture
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>>127829461
Yeah, this looks just as good as all the games that are advertised with "Made by former developers of [Insert actual good game here]".

Just fuck my shit up f@m.
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>>127829595
someone post that swimmer girl from dangan ronpa
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What are some smaller speed games that won't kill my wrists when i play them? Looking at Kero Blaster, but the mashing looks rough
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>>127829595
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>>127829314
she sent like 5 donations. i watched it live. trihex literally being paid for a shag
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short man should comment everything
>>
https://twitter.com/Jenownzz/status/685251803286388736
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>>127829009
He's the king of blind races, but I've only ever seen him run Goof Troop, Sparkster, and another game I can't remember. He's a walking speedrunning encyclopedia, and I'm glad he gets recognized for being based.
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>>127829904
>why
>do
>we
>care
>>
Fuck you guys, Gunvolt is the shit.
It's not like that abortion called MN9. Inti actually put effort into this one.
Game feels like a true MMZ sequel. And I personally even prefer it because MMZ zooms in way too much on your character.
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>>127829904
Anal on who though
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>>127829259
killing millions of jews, chinks and slavs
based manlets
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>1:27 PM
>Yoshi's Island Race Rebroadcast
>A rebroadcast of the race played at the close of the Mario Block between Carl Sagan, mt763907 and rheal.
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>>127829904
disgusting
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>>127830038
looks pretty fun to me
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>>127829857
>>
I dunno this game looks really garbage after the last two.
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>>127830060
Because the stream went down and by the time it came back up someone already won the fucking race.
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>>127829857
i got you man
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>>127830060
stream went down and it was a donation incentive
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>>127830038
I'm not a fan of the tag mechanic, it feels like the game plays itself.

Also the level design isn't as good as Zero and ZX.

Looks like a decent speedrun though.
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>>127829862
LOVE aka love+
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>>127830060
It's probably the run that got killed by Twitch. Don't worry though, it's only 4 minutes long.
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>>127830038
Wish the music was better, it was never Inti's strong point
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>>127830117
it's indietrash
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>>127822928
Is that smiledog in the middle?
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>>127830158
nice thumbnail asshole, you probably killed him with that
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>>127830097
>>127830158
that's the stuff
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>>127827627
Why did the impersonator delete the account immediately after people found out about it?
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Does anyone know the name of the short guy? He gives some quality commentary.
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>>127830296
Big strong Jon threatened him of course
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>>127830309
He's one of the pillars of the community. He's helped organize the marathons every 6 months, and he's extremely active on a ton of speedrunning forums and races.
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>>127830251
no need to be a dick anon
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>>127830309
Tyrion Lannister
>>
H A L O 4
A
L
O

4
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>>127830469
sorry
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>literally 4 different mega man blocks

wtf, senpai, why live?
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>>127830469
Why is she crying :(
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>>127830495
haha i get it he's a little person so he's tyrion haha
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>>127830630
Thinking about donuts
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>>127830201
>it feels like the game plays itself
If you're just going through it casually and not giving much of a shit about it, it's not too hard.
The tag system is deeply connected to the scoring system and if you actually want to get a decent rank then it's pretty hard.

>Also the level design isn't as good as Zero and ZX.
If you said MMX I might've agreed, but I've never liked the level design in Zero. The camera is way too zoomed in for the level design to actually shine IMO
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>>127830505
>halo
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my name......my name..... is.......NARRRRRCISSSAA WRIGHT...........*HISSSSSSSSSSSS*
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>>127830630
because she's in a thumbnail :(
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>>127830309
Blechy. /blechzorz on twitch, but you'll hear him more often on the /speedrunslive channel and maybe /speedgaming
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>>127830576
there's two not four.................................
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Why didn't they just made this an Ajarmar only run since the commentators aren't talking about the other guy?
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>>127830296
jon probably reported the guy
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>>127830505
I hope proacejoker doesn't "joke" like he does on his stream.
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>>127830681
>implying it isn't a good run
>implying it isn't better than this
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What time is naegleria going to show up?
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>>127830117
It is a completely different style of game even if related.
it is ok,most kids prefer being able to grind for days over skillbased gameplay.
>>
I don't even like speedrunning.
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>>127830630
beacuse she just saw what her execution was going to be
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>>127830781
That's pretty intolerant of him. What if that guy had an impersonation fetish?
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Post your cocks guys!
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>>127830697
how long did that take you
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>>127830505
>fps with controllers
>from the series that started the casualization of the genre

no thanks
>>
should I even bother watching axiom/hotline/iji
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>>127830505
Will the cutscenes be skipped? Are there cool jumps?
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>>127830630
Because she knows that the kuudere detective is the best girl and she can't compare.
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>>127830959
skip hotline and iji

axiom was ok
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Who the fuck is ScottJProgan?
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>>127830697
don't you mean *HERSSSSSSSSSS*?????
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>>127830505
>halo

Fuck off, cunt.
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>>127830814
>indie megameme
>skill
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>>127831079

????Back the FUCK OFF??!?!?
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>>127831079
lol
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>>127831094
tumblr anime get out
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I'm not gay but cleartonic is a pretty hot guy
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>>127830959
>hotline
The guy running that was having fun even though he was a mememancer, might be worth watching.
>Iji
Boring shit, don't bother.
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>people in the chat telling him to shut up

i hope you die
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>>127831046
Axiom was the least interesting of the three. Game is okay but Gvirus tilted. Happens to us all but it doesnt make for good viewing.
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>>127830697
cosmoposting has transcended into an artform
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>>127830225
Looks good, I'll look into it. Thanks family
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>>127830975
halo 4 physics engine is really lacking in trick jumping compared to 1-3. It's a shame h3 is a bad speedgame, it has a ton of potential with tech but it's just too out of the way to get use in runs
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>>127831189
He literally didn't stop talking the entire Mickey Mouse run.
I'm just like STFU! We wanna see a game, not listen to nerdy shit like the stuff he says.
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>>127830681
>>127830940
>>127831107
found the newshits

>>>/v/
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>>127831173
leave my friend alone
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So the halo rule gets renamed to the bertin rule and they let halo back in?
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>>127830959
The hotline guys had the most fun with the game with their commentary. They made jokes about themselves, about the game, about speedrunning, and about the community/watchers involved. It was superb.
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>>127830462
more like half a pillar really
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>>127831463
That was low, man.
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>>127831358
>halo
>>>/v/
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>>127821818
Two questions:

1) Where is Blueglass?

2) Why isn't Uranium Anchor, the only technically competent person there doing the camera and stuff?

3) What happened to Mike??
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>>127831176
Wording this so fucking hard
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>tfw twitch chat anime posting cancer is starting to show up in /srg/
Fuck off, /v/
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>>127831189
he is knowledgeable and that is cool and all but he needs to fucking stop talking now and then. goddamn let someone else talk or something
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>>127831528
liek his fooking ballsack
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>>127831554
banned
got mono
died from mono
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>>127831543
>HURR DURR HALO SUXX
>>>/v/
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>>127831554
1. he's there
2. he is
3. he's dead
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>>127831637
So would you say all of his speedruns are solo?
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Imagine being over 10 years old and thinking SM64 is an enjoyable game to watch.
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Who want to have fun with the french restream ?
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>>127831643
Why did you ban Blueglass??
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>some faggot stream monster faked the big john exposure just like every exposure


lmfao
>>
I could be The Mountain version of.blechy. I watch a lot of games, know most of the technical terms for each run, and could carry blechy around on my shoulders.
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>>127831554
he is in the audience, sometimes you hear him laugh, agdq twittered a pic of him
memes
getting his dick sucked on hawaii thanks to his cancerbux
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>>127831649
you're stuck in the past, /v/ likes halo, cod and other casual games now, it's 2d games like gunvolt that they call trash
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>>127831720
Shes cute.
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>>127831554
>Why isn't Uranium Anchor, the only technically competent person
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>>127831649
>halo
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>>127831685
H U R T I N
U
R
T
I
N
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blechy hypes my shit up
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>>127831685
trihex is fucking the girl on the bottom left
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>>127831685
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>>127831728
Imagine posting the same laughable bait every half an hour when no one pays attention to it because it's such a poor effort. Just imagine.
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>>127831896
>being a faggot
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>>127831859
Well clearly more competent than the rest of the kids there.
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>>127831685
trihex transitioned a lot better than cosmo desu
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why do gamers obsess about korean bbq
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>>127831927
>YAH
>WAH
>YAHOO!
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>Blechy is now a Speedrun Commentator™
Enjoy your new esports scene, I know I will
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>tfw will never hang out with mhc
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can't believe people think bigjon is gay. that dude lifts like nonstop.
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>>127831983
>halo
>>
>three consecutive 2+ hours games (with a short one in between but why bother)
It's time to sleep
>>
Who is that gnome? Does he have a twitch channel?
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>>127832093
She's me.
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>>127832095
>you
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>>127832086
Have you been to /fit/?
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>>127832038
i dunno why they obsess over the bbq but have you ever gone to a korean place?

really social eating environment and good food
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>>127832086
do you know -anything- about the gay community?
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>>127831608
literally every runner that he commentates for wants him to keep talking, he had to turn down people because too many asked him to commentate during their runs. if you werent a stream monster you might understand that its pretty rough to explain a game and actually execute it at the same time
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>>127832062
>implying this has anything to do with how deep of a speedgame SM64 is
>being a triggered autist that is effected by shit like this
>>
blechy, channel is blechzorz. No easy (You)s for you.
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>>127832238
Thank you very much.
>>
Guys, I need your help, I'm in love with anime girls but I am a straight, rich, white, 10/10 female. How do I cure my addiction to cute lolis? Is it speedrunning?
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>>127832095
Undertale is actually better than Halo. I'm being totally serious right now. It's a worse speedgame, but it's objectively better for playing normally.
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This guy's commentary is the sole reason im still watching this boring game. Blechy is great.
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>>127832150
>halo
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>>127832301
>you
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>>127832093
>3DPD
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>>127831685
>Yo Anon, what's cracking! Pull a chair and come eat nigga.
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>>127832373
>halo
>>
That's it, I'm resolved to volunteer myself as a fill-in commentator for SGDQ. I'll send my app to the staff during game submissions.
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>>127832294
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
thank you so much for sharing this opinion! im reeling right now. might have to stand up lol
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>>127832086
kek, if anything that just makes it more likely.
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>>127832412
I'm not eating your dried up, burnt leftovers.
>>
What's the preferred controller for 2d platforms on pc?
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>>127832449
>you
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>>127831685
>Look, Anon finally came out of his room!
>>
>>127832513
me
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>>127832513
Right here senpai
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>>127832580
i use ps3 for everything
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>>127832513
anime's my friend
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>>127832412
Sometimes I wonder if you suburban white kids think black men typically talk like this.
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>>127828917
she's p cute desu ngl
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>>127832580
Steam Controller
>>
>read only a select few donation comments
>acknowledge names of those that have donated even if you don't read their comment
There, I've improved GDQs by at least 10%
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>>127830940
>>from the series that started the casualization of the genre
There is no counter strike at agdq.
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>>127832513
you are my friends /srg/
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what ever happened to the zelda guy who decided to be a grill
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>>127832585
>halo
>>
>>127832747
My wife and her son love the Steam Controller.
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>>127832802
fourhead/10
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>>127832834
>you
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>>127832824
Didn't he show up for beatmania ?
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>>127832513
sup anon
at least I have anime
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>>127832748
cool, i love hearing announcers stumbling through a list of names that mean nothing to me. at least a message has substance.
>>
>>127832294
no shit
halo is a console FPS, it doesn't get much worse than that
>>
>>127828917

I don't understand the point of this post.

Trihex fucks every cute white girl at every GDQ.

Why is this news??
>>
>>127832228
When did I say it wasn't a deep speedgame? I said it was boring to watch. The sound effects make it even more tedious.
>>
my mind wonders...
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>>127832859
fuck off /v/ heres your (you)
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>>127832824
decided all the categories are arbitrary, made marior maker levels, narcissa
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>>127831554
ded
ded
ded
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>>127832902
>you
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>>127832859
No. No one has seen it. You're the first.
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>cancer
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>>127832978
>blueglass
>ded
If only...
>>
im not enjoying this game
>>
twitch dot tv/ gaminglive _ powerplay
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>>127832940
she pretty much paid him atleast $50+ to fuck him
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>>127832945
>hurr durr i watch non deep speed games
2d fags are not welcome, this is the speedrunning general, not rhythm
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>>127833042
>tumblr themed 4chan
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>>127833042
>halo
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>>127832859
who's more sad, cosmo or the people vigilantly defending him in the comments?
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>>127833050
You could kill him, Anon. You only have to try.
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>>127833109
im enjoying the commentary
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>>127833042
well, this is a marathon to prevent cancer
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>>127832923
Probably right. Only 5% better. 10% for a scrolling ticker of recent donors.
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>>127832294
>Speed run general
>Playing games normally
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>>127833147
>burning your retinas
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>>127832580
Whatever you prefer. 360 and xb1 pads have the advantage of working natively on windows.
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>>127833160
You for caring.
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>>127832698
I'm Trihex you racist.
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>>127833251
>tweets from last year
Step it up senpai
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>>127833160
>cosmo
HER
NAME
IS
NARCISSA
Holy shit how many fucking times do you have to hear this before you get it down?
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>>127833251
i understand that what you wrote is a joke.
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>>127833362
trihex is a perfect example of what he is talking about
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>>127833362
exactly
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>>127833251
FUCK OFF ALREADY
Why keep shitting up a thread about somethng you are obviously bored with?

>>>/v/
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>>127833423
>her
>cosmo
I think you know what to do.
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>>127833143
You sound ultra dumb and probably don't understand the concept of people enjoying different things than you.

Typical faggot SM64 runner.
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>>127833251
>speedrunners in a nutshell
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>>127833540
Keep crying because you can't appreciate a good speedgame. Reminder, 2D fags are NOT welcome.
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>>127832294
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why Undertale?

Literally 90% of the games are better than Halo, so why pick Undertale in particular? It's almost af if you were saying that Halo is the 2nd best game according to you.
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>>127833251
that's more ambitious than my 2016 goals and what I've been doing for the last 3 years
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>>127833423
His, you can't change your genetic makeup from having XY chromosomes
>>>/tumblr/
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>>127833616
sento >= salama > rest
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>>127833619
>Reminder, 2D fags are NOT welcome.
What does this even mean? I don't even run a 2d game, but why the fuck would it matter if I did?

Jesus Christ you are clueless.
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>>127833616
3, 1, 2, 6, 5, 4

also
>forgetting to stop the timer
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good to see they are always on the ball with the timer.
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>>127833423
Has he changed it legally or is it just pretending for now?
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>>127833616
they all have awful art and animation, 1/10
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>>127833167
DONT TEMPT ME, FRODO!
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>>127833784
Get the fuck out you pathetic /v/irgin, you are NOT welcome here. Shit taste is NOT tolerated.
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>tfw you will never have blechy as your kind speedrunning uncle
just die in my sleep already
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How long until the timer is completely removed since the single person that's only job is to stop the timer can't even fucking do that right?
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WW@ /scv/
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what the fuck was that donation comment about a 6 year old boy?
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>>127834008
>>>/twitter/
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>blechy staying on the couch
sweatingman.jpg
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>This donation is towards cancer reasearch
Then why isn't he donating to cancer reasearch?
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>>127833849
You can't change your name as easily you know ?
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>>127834054
I read you
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what vods to watch?
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Wait...
Another one?
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>>127834154
Stepmania
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>blechy was commentating on gunvolt
Fuck.
Was it a good run?
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>>127834154
Mirrors edge
maybe some castlevania
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>>127834154
Dracula's Curse was a pretty good race
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>>127834154
Stepmania.
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