Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
>literally the thought processes of trihex, iateyourpie, cosmo, and several others before they realized they didn't have to make an actual effort to get money from nuthugging nerds
"SHOW ME HOW POEPLE COCKLUST AFTER ME"
FUCK OFF GURL
>want to go fast
Is it time to StreamBig™
uh thats clearly quatro bajenia
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.
Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
I really dislike black people if I'm being quite honest, luckily I work in an industry where hate for blacks is the norm but I sometimes wonder if maybe I should give them a break.
How do you feel about blacks, /srg/?
>dont give this person attention
>HERE I SCREENCAPED THE POST AND SPAM THREADS WITH IT FOR WEEKS
>STOP GIVING THAT PERSON ATTENTION REE XDD
Fuck off noir either pull out or suck some cock in your room.
shame that mike won't be able to renegotiate his contract this year
truly he is such a monumental help to this whole thing
he's doing so much work he hasn't had time to show his face
this niggers voice, why do i like it so
i bet he has a gold tooth
Honestly mudslimes are annoying because they're cheap ass jews but other than that I don't have an issue with sand niggers, meanwhile actual niggers buy anything but they are like children.
Fuck off Berniecuck.
>lol what industry
Air conditioning, I have yet to meet a tech that doesn't dislike blacks
I was going to but now I'm not.
the aliases are just a silly thing that stacked up. The origin is pretty much for all the side back stuff. good job on going with the episodes instead of films for zeta. here's the chart for guidance if ya want. feel free to check out tokunmecha if ya wanna chat sometime - zet
>can't wait for capcom to release another [not sf/mh/re]
lol poor kid
I can't wait for Azure since the only fun on that game is SSSing all the stages
>the average /v/ poster in a nutshell
This image embodies the freakshow that is the Speedrunning community, only thing missing is the Swedish guy on the right fully transitioning
Wew I was almost enjoying that last block then I remembered that watching this speed run garbage turns people into diaper wearing stuffed animal obsessed makeup wearing limpwristed musclechub gainer homotrans queermos. I'm gonna turn this off before I turn mentally ill. Remember if you ever see any trannies IRL to grab the nearest solid object and bash them in their freak face until they're crumpled on the ground sputtering through gurgling blood bubbles. Goal isn't to kill them just destroy their ugly man faces so bad they'll be even more disgusting than they already were and kill themselves, its the only fitting end for any faggot man who thinks its okay to wear a dress ever. Okay I'm heading out for real now bye.
When are they going to add a sex dungeon to the GDQ's?
I can't afford butt plugs, dildos, and vibrators, but I would gladly pay to share a couple with some fellow speed gamers while enjoying some whole speed gaming fun.
Let's hope they're not too speedy otherwise ;)
>Cool Matty already talking about all the work he has to do for SGDQ
It's over, give it up and watch NASA / RPG Limit Break / Deucecon / MWSF / Californithon instead.
Written like true manlets.
So how are you today anon? :3
Don't worry. Your kind will be bred out of existence within the next 25 years.
the only voice that doesn't make me want to hang myself.
why do we always need to find something bad about runners that are big in the community? Won't we just drive them away and make the events even more shitty filled with stream monsters and shitty runs
give action type a chance
god damn based goose
shit's painfully obvious when you see speedrunners all together at GDQs
as if every one of them wouldn't rather be at home plowing the gf they can't get. literally a timewaster hobby to fill the void of a failed life
daily reminder that trihex is fucking a girl at AGDQ who talked to him through donations.
her name is blackantivenom
>having a disease
>still better than being a manlet
Better luck in your next lifetime :^)
i couldnt post earlier but i wanted to say caleb is a piece of shit who couldnt let anyone else talk for a single second without interrupting them and he seemed incredibly condescending and patronizing
>It's a bad mega man clone
Did they really need an excuse to add yet another mememan game to the marathon?
He's the king of blind races, but I've only ever seen him run Goof Troop, Sparkster, and another game I can't remember. He's a walking speedrunning encyclopedia, and I'm glad he gets recognized for being based.
Fuck you guys, Gunvolt is the shit.
It's not like that abortion called MN9. Inti actually put effort into this one.
Game feels like a true MMZ sequel. And I personally even prefer it because MMZ zooms in way too much on your character.
>Yoshi's Island Race Rebroadcast
>A rebroadcast of the race played at the close of the Mario Block between Carl Sagan, mt763907 and rheal.
i got you man
>it feels like the game plays itself
If you're just going through it casually and not giving much of a shit about it, it's not too hard.
The tag system is deeply connected to the scoring system and if you actually want to get a decent rank then it's pretty hard.
>Also the level design isn't as good as Zero and ZX.
If you said MMX I might've agreed, but I've never liked the level design in Zero. The camera is way too zoomed in for the level design to actually shine IMO
my name......my name..... is.......NARRRRRCISSSAA WRIGHT...........*HISSSSSSSSSSSS*
beacuse she just saw what her execution was going to be
>people in the chat telling him to shut up
i hope you die
halo 4 physics engine is really lacking in trick jumping compared to 1-3. It's a shame h3 is a bad speedgame, it has a ton of potential with tech but it's just too out of the way to get use in runs
The hotline guys had the most fun with the game with their commentary. They made jokes about themselves, about the game, about speedrunning, and about the community/watchers involved. It was superb.
>Why isn't Uranium Anchor, the only technically competent person
>Blechy is now a Speedrun Commentator™
Enjoy your new esports scene, I know I will
literally every runner that he commentates for wants him to keep talking, he had to turn down people because too many asked him to commentate during their runs. if you werent a stream monster you might understand that its pretty rough to explain a game and actually execute it at the same time
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Literally 90% of the games are better than Halo, so why pick Undertale in particular? It's almost af if you were saying that Halo is the 2nd best game according to you.
>tfw you will never have blechy as your kind speedrunning uncle
just die in my sleep already
How long until the timer is completely removed since the single person that's only job is to stop the timer can't even fucking do that right?
>This donation is towards cancer reasearch
Then why isn't he donating to cancer reasearch?