Marathons:
Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
he never stops talking
wixMini
Greetings from Germany.
Long time watcher, first time donator.
I love what you guys are all doing. Destroying my childhood speedrunning these amazing games for a worthy cause.
Shoutouts to my buddy on the couch.
Let's kick cancer's butt and save the animals!
GDQ HOYP!!!
Hi Noir
i miss cosmo
Is he on adderall?
>>127839139
castlevania speedruns were always my favorite
i hope Noir-kouhai will notice me today
Basically
>this is the level of gameplay you get when only the runner talks
>>127839282
>the face of speedrunned
how could the organizers approve this
2 N D P L A C E
N
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A
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Greetings from Denmark.
Long time watcher, first time donator.
I love what you guys are all doing. Destroying my childhood speedrunning these amazing games for a worthy cause.
Shoutouts to my aunt who was diagnosed with breast cancer last year.
Let's kick cancer's butt and save the animals!
GDQ HOYP!!!
>>127839413
It's kind of interesting for a halo game, too bad the runner sucks balls
>>127839275
>>127839413
"Donations"
I'm so happy more furries are getting involved in speedrunning
basically
>>127839445
>second place with deaths compared to a lucky deathless run
If you don't think that's impressive, you're an idiot.
>>127839516
>>127839397
>this is the level of gameplay you get with console fps
fixed that for you famalamilam
>>127839523
yiff yiff? :3c
>>127839275
this is hilarious.
>>127839523
How do you know he's a furry
>>127839570
fuck off proacejoker chat mod
He sings too. This guy is the full package.
>>127839516
Is that Narcissa drinking a cup of cis tears?
>>127839606
you mean Halo 4
everyone knows it's the worst one
this guy is fucking annoying.
sweat tea
>>127839275
The process is almost complete, anon.
There's no stopping it.
is this autism%?
this kid keeps stuttering
haha MOO!
NASA's lineup is looking pretty good so far.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/171XRmX_9AbnqIYSkNRceZDgOFoj3wrTj6f6bkfMshEQ/edit#gid=664632079
how was stepmania
moo
B A S I C A L L Y
"This is a good time for donations"
"Alright we've met the incentive to pull the plug on this run, let's give proacejoker a hand with a sub 35 Halo 4 let's play. Next up..."
>>127839987
impressive at first but pretty boring to be desu
>>127839987
fun
>>127839856
dude I posted that shit hours ago. I think I created a meme.
basically
basically
basically
basically
>>127839987
staring at a black screen with arrows going up and a lot of fast finger movement in a small side screen for like half an hour
>summit is speedrunning OOT
L M A O
M
A
O
>>127839954
>nkr
Can't wait to see a skinhead in a Nazi uniform speedrun
>>127839987
literally lets play with meme songs and loli moaning songs at 1500APM
>Basically
How are we liking our newest meme?
>>127839954
>velocity 2x
>>127839954
>It's not a marathon without at least 5 mega man games
>Everyone hates this one so you can build up your hipster cred by accepting it
these fucking shitty sob story donations are killing the mood
>>127840183
>learning to speedrun OOT
why wouldn't you want that?
>>127839987
It was basically hentai music.
>>127840045
Fund it.
>>127840315
basically
>>127840308
I do want it, I just think it's funny, to the point which my rear end has unattached itself.
>>127840183
he'll probly destroy the WR In a month or two since he's actually good at gaming unlike speedrunners.
>>127840183
Why not learn SM64 instead?
>>127840189
I'm not going. Naegleria rejected my runs just because I wanted to use emulator and he's a cultural Marxist that wants to put more money in Jewish videogame producers' pockets.
>>127839139
How was the Castlevania block?
>>127839987
reddit loved it
BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY BASICALLY
>if this game that is about killing enemies had no enemies it would be easier
gee thanks boss.
well basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_i2WEsS3W0
G E R M E N C H
i'm taking donations for cancer awareness
>>127839987
boring, not speedrunning, apm spamming
>>127840743
who picks these fucking runners
>i love cock
>i chose this game because it has a lot of cock in it
>>127839954
>Age of Empires II
>IL Showcase
>>127840664
>>127840796
wich ones ?
Germench is the filename for the MM run
So basically this fag really likes Halo.
can't you like skip to the end in pokemon right on the start of the game ?
They couldn't get someone to actually give proper commentary for this game?
I have literally no idea what's going on and how skips work because this idiot can't explain anything properly.
This is really boring and takes no talent at all. Where's Quake? HL1?
>>127840924
>>127840796
didn't mean to quote, sorry about that
i was mostly referring to the guy running halo 4
>takes him 20 sentences to explain something that would normally take 2
Wow, Ethan! Great commentary, keep it up, proud of you!
>>127841018
Yeah. They're just going to be doing interesting glitches.
>/srg/ suddenly hates Furries
When did this happen?
>>127840412
God this is surreal, I think he has 33 attempts and is at 22:28 already, talking about version differences and shit. He is going to have a competitive time in no time flat.
>>127841114
>>>/reddit/
>>127841018
yeah, but i think they banned that from any%
werster showed it off a few years ago
shoutouts to basically
>>127841114
It's 4chan.
Anybody ever watcher a Paper Mario run before?
It's easily one of my favorite games ever, but I don't know how interesting it is as a speedrun.
>>127841114
It didnt happen
you guys are fucking ruthless. Why the hate toward ProAceJoker?
YOU ARE FUCKING TRIGGERING ME.
a good speedgame got dropped for this
>>127841058
Mah bad.
As to who picks them I guess they just invite the WR holder and then the one under him if he can't.
Or just the runner most thirsty for attention
Also a french runner apparently found the skips on that run
Just thinking about Noir with his little tight ass spread apart and his hard cock throbbing for someone to penetrate his tight asshole gives me a massive hard on.
>>127841298
At least it's no Velocity 2x.
>>127841078
So anyway these guys are hunters right? Basically they are big and have a shield and are typically blue. Oh and they also basically have a fuel rod arm. Fuel Rod is a weapon that shoots a big green explosion that kills most enemies in one hit. Certain enemies won't get killed in one hit but its basically pretty rare for it to show up. They only appear during certain levels and hunters don't drop theirs. Also there is about 4 pairs of hunters in the entire game and they typically appear in pairs and they are very difficult to kill in conventional ways. The hunter body is made up of orange little worms that bond together the hunters body. They joined the covenant cause in X4387 and they are fromthe planet Dorfswhop. Dorfswhop is from the gigglebabble galaxy and in that galaxy contains basically....
>>127841114
Furries are literally banned from every board but /b/. I think it's safe to say the entire site hates them.
>>127841287
Most interesting technique it has are a few clips through floors and walls. The rest is usual JRPG low-level optimization.
>>127841298
The tears are delicious though.
Just wait for Bloodborne it will be even more boring.
>this run
>>127841419
You already posted this in the previous thread, go away
>>127841384
/trash/ is literally the unofficial furfag board now.
>>127841384
This. 4chan has always hated furfags, furfags just pretend they're wanted and retreat to their hugboxes which try to convince them otherwise.
This is exhausting to watch. Can he stop talking for 10 seconds?
who's waiting up for paper mario?
>>127841419
why do so many speedrunners wish to be the little girl?
>>127841114
i'm not even /srg/ i'm /agdg/ just here because twitch chat is incomprehensible and I never go to /v/
>>127841354
Noir isn't as cute as you people make him out to be
In most pics he looks like a weird unkempt lad
He does have trap tier aesthetics though
>>127841558
That shit will be more boring than Halo 4. Fucking stupid nigger
>>127841558
Me
All cards category is pretty fun to watch. Probably one of my favorite speed games to watch
>>127841370
>>127841287
Paper Mario, now that's a fine choice of a speedrun.
>the fight against cancer
is it even legal to lie this blatantly while taking millions of tax free dollars
>>127841627
Just thinking about Noir with his little tight ass spread apart and his hard cock throbbing for someone to penetrate his tight asshole gives me a massive hard on.
>>127841627
>SGDQ all over again
>>127841792
How much of an ass does he have, anyway? Is it fat or flat?
>>127841792
>>127841707
Have you see the church of LDS, senpai?
>>127841287
It's pretty fun to watch imo
Lots of fun glitches to see and a lot of close and important boss fights
Definitely watch it if you can anon
>>127841707
Preventing cancer is fighting cancer though. When you go and get tested for cancer, and it turns out you do have a cancerous tumor, wouldn't you want to treat it as soon as possible? By not treating early and getting tested the tumor can go and spread to the rest of your body.
Its amazing how two weeks of the year srg goes from straight pol to r/lgbt. Wonder why....
>>127841384
Furries can be posted fine where it is related like /co/ or /v/
Daily reminder that this is what you achieve by donating 1 million to PCF
>>127841792
>>127841975
its amazing how this doesn't happen and you're a huge faggot
>>127841707
are you at the event, if so can you go into the dark alley out back, come alone
t. UA
holy fucking shit I took a nap and this run is still going
>>127841935
Shh.
Stop being reasonable. It's not like cancer isn't curable, and that preventative medicine is the only way to "cure" cancer.
>>127842007
Hitler literally would have prevented this run...
>>127841707
Submit a tip to the fbi telling them to check for tax evasion and other frauds.
so whats the drama this agdq?
anyone get kicked out yet?
>>127842142
Shut up, don't you know the cure for cancer is only held back by money? If they had a couple more million they'd have a cure tomorrow!
>>127842116
the estimate is for 40 more minutes
that means at least 20-30 minutes of non-stop autism babble
>>127842008
And only printed in America since it's an American organization. Those "Greetings from Germany, I'm donating because my mother/father/dog died from cancer..." donations are getting fucked hard.
has paper mario been played before? it's long, so is it at least entertaining
>>127841660
do you have the one with just dram and his idle animation?
>>127841975
are you some kind of retard?
>>127842154
Nice edge, kid.
>>127842274
*50 minutes. If he doesn't get mercy killed, he's already 10 minutes behind.
>>127842008
is cancer an std? wtfug?
BASICALLY
>>127842324
no
sorry
>>127841627
>>127841842
Don't worry folks, it's all an act
>>127842394
MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
>>127842324
>popped a molly and I'm sweatin'
>>127842363
Marathon shitter/buttblasted furboi spotted.
Daddy should have given you some discipline and not used that worn out Lion King VHS to babysit you.
>A A A A gene that was lying doormat
I want to have sex with Noir
>>127842142
The best work they do is as a funnel - this money goes toward other organization's research on cancer prevention and early detection. But that's not important.
>a gene that was lying doormat
why does it not surprise me that he thinks that's the correct phrase
>>127842008
>Maintain a healthy weight
BUT MUH GENETICS
Do you think Noir is actually 18? He looks 16 max.
>>127842375
You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer. I forget exactly what it's called exactly though. However, apparently if you've had sex before you are at risk for it not working?
I don't understand this Noir stuff. I know 4-tards love traps and effeminate males, but what's special about him?
SPEAKING OF SAFETY STRATS
>>127842603
lol
>>127842603
That last sentence is not a question. Don't type like a woman.
>>127842363
wait anon where is that pic from? I know a freind who used that as his skype avatar, its that from some furry shit?
>>127842603
>You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer
Based /v/, always good for a laugh during GDQs.
Here come the fake donations. This event is clearly a money laundering operation.
>>127842603
you need a pamphlet.
>>127842673
Nothing, but people are thirsty. They think they might have a chance since he reads /v/ threads.
>>127842673
he speedgames top games such as
mario maker
left 4 dead 2
runescape
star fox adventures
>>127842562
he looks hairless. You can be an adult male have practically no hair.
I'm curious too. How old is this guy?
BASICALLY
Has this guy stopped talking at all this run?
>that new estimate
>>127842375
HPV causes cancer, I guess you need a pamphlet
>>127842856
oh my god
>>127842686
>>127842694
>>127842701
>>127842739
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV_vaccines
Read up, ignorance is not bliss.
>>127842869
pretty ebin, somebodys getting banned
>>127842673
>>127842758
>people are thirsty and they think they might have a chance since he reads the threads
this desu
I don't mind this guy, his commentary is basically fine.
>dont have an unreasonable hate towards ms
>fps on controllers are suboptimal but I dont mind halo
>runner explains a lot about the game and the run
>/v/eddit and /v/witch chat go full omg cringe so boring mode
The only thing annoying is the bitch ingame talking all the time.
>>127842856
Welp, some staff member is getting fired.
https://twitter.com/pheenoh/status/685304672156921857
the plot thickens
>>127842863
Dont think so. Dss did it better when he did the nonstop talking.
>>127842856
>>127842869
B A S I C A L L Y
>>127842976
One of the best runs in an event that had Mario Maker and Stepmania desu
200 from dogs
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A FURRYY
>your biggest four-legged friends
"four legged friends" get out /v/
>>127842927
ill be damned
>>127842927
HPV isn't cancer, you idiot.
>>127842856
I CANT BELIEVE ITS REAL LMFAO
>based donation reader censors fur comments
Thank you
>>127843019
He should ask Chibi for some condoms.
>>127843165
It can cause cervical cancer
>>127842486
I visit here regulary even if not daily. Lion king was barely in cinemas ehen I was young enough to get babysitted.
>>127842696
A heart blush comic.
>>127843165
>Reading is hard
>Reading comprehension is hard
You're a pretty slow guy.
>Reminder that Super Mario Bros. 2 (JP) was rejected for this year's AGDQ
>>127843265
Nobody in this thread, including people who identify female, has a cervix, so we're find.
how old is noir and why can't he grow hair.
>they removed the basically from the time estimate
>>127842856
And it's gone, someone definitely just got B&
>>127842869
New? It said 1:40 since the beginning.
>>127843165
Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>127843296
>A heart blush comic.
That motherfucker
>>127842856
>removed
BANNED
>>127843373
O__O
they're aware, sshhhhhh........
>>127843265
Yeah, and reducing exposure to UV rays can prevent skin cancer. Does sun screen cure cancer now?
>>127843301
>You're a pretty slow guy.
HPV is an STD that can cause cancer. It's not cancer.
>>127843450
I can't tell if everyone on this website is baiting me or just 15 at this point.
>>127843410
good. bullies need to get BTFO
>>127843224
Very cute
>>127843371
and does he have any hair uhhhhhhhh you know, "down there"???
>>127843347
There's too much Mario already
>>127843447
it said "Basically 1:40:00" for a short time
>>127843530
>It's not cancer.
No one said it was.
Oh god cumcrab save us
>>127842142
>>127841935
It isn't unreasonable to think what PCF does isn't "fighting cancer". We've seen some of their projects, their CEO has a high salary and spends it on vacationing, and GDQ is frequently unclear about what it is that PCF does on stream.
The only thing they say is that it's the only charity devoted solely to cancer prevention and early detection.
If they're about awareness and prevention, why is it that MSF had more of a presence at SGDQ than they do at AGDQ? Why don't they do interviews on stream during the endless setup times, or talk about some of the specific work they're doing? Maybe that's asking too much.
>>127843530
>>127843224
fixed
Cortanas ass omfg
>>127842856
oh man I remember when they did this shit all last year, one of the best parts of these things.
RIP who ever did this, you were only doing what was right.
MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
>>127843617
>No one said it was.
>>127842603
>You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer.
is the runner for paper mario going to make it a comfy run?
Has anyone kept a basically counter?
they're telling him to use basically more often to pretend it was intentional the whole time
>>127843614
Oh I see. Reminder that Mike Uyama LLC lurks and posts to control opinions here.
You notice whenever the offtopic, twitter drama and comso spam goes up.
>>127843784
Basically, we're over 9000.
>>127843754
>>You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer.
Yep.
>>No one said it was.
Yep.
>>127843626
That isn't what the original person was talking about at all.
This furry and his run alone make me dream of a cyber stream. Please get home safe.
Wow, I didn't know squid had the WR for Halo 4
what if noir is actually a girl and has a pussy?
hmmmm....the stupid shit I ponder when I'm on 4chan.
basic lees per minute is spiking hard right now
>>127843784
>>127843358
HPV can also cause penile, anal, and cancers of the oropharynx.
>>127843920
top heh
Seriously did the couch stoners say a single word?
>>127843926
that boipussy is good enough
>>127843568
>good people who i disagree with should be silenced
>good people i don't like should be killed
fucking commies when will they learn that hiding their past and rebranding themselves with different names like "liberal" and "progressive" won't help them blend in with the people at all.
>>127843926
Kill yourself.
>>127843926
you should go ponder it on reddit instead
>>127843871
>prevents cancer
>cancer
You do realize a vaccine that can prevent some types of HPV isn't the same as a vaccine that "cures cancer," right?
I know it's hard for you to think, but at least try.
>>127843958
yeah one of them said something during the second level
>drop shit
BANNED
>>127841842
i told you retards this would be more cringe than tomba 2 but you didn't believe me.
>>127843765
Doesn't seem like he talks much on stream, so that's probably contingent on the couch commentators being good
>>127844063
>>127843932
>>127843721
>>>/facebook/
Fucking cancer kids.
>>127843601
probably.but if he really cares, hes probably taken care of it.
>>127844116
Why is Trihex so sweaty?
>>127844175
I saw that post.
basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actuallybasically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually
>>127844043
No one here is claiming that a vaccine cures cancer. However, vaccines do prevent cancer which is a good thing. That's why the Prevent Cancer Foundation endorses getting vaccines, which is great.
However, when people donate with messages saying "Kill cancer" and "Destroy cancer lets beat cancer", they don't fully understand what PCF is.
REMINDER
Uyama and big booty Matty get off on fooling the public
>leave an hour ago
>run still going
based actually
Is this the worst run of the event so far?
need close ups of the two girls sitting in the back, thanks.
>>127844175
>"cringe"
I seriously don't get what anyones problem would be with this run except that the runner has to do all the talk.
oh babby a tribble
>>127844316
This run is great, runner is explaining stuff and trying to be funny.
>>127844307
I actually believe Matty. With how shitty this event has been in terms of donation money.
>>127844307
uyama has been dead for like 3 months, UA and cool matty are keeping up the facade and splitting his share
>>127844353
I mean basically
>>127844316
Basically, it's basically decent.
>We'll actually become wonder woman's ship in a few minutes and- and- you'll get it when it happens
>>127844346
>>127844353
Its not a speedrun dumbass
>>127844280
>However, vaccines do prevent cancer which is a good thing
No vaccines "prevents cancer." There are vaccines that prevent you from carrying viruses that can causes some forms of cancer.
Stop this stupid shit.
swore 250 times on stream. man this guy is a saint.
>even random runners make so much money they can throw 250 away
ok
>>127844518
thanks for the pixels bro.
Should've done a basically jar instead
>>127844518
hot
>>127844316
One of the best runs. He's pretty motivated and explains a lot of the tricks he does.
>>127844527
Yes please tell us again how HOIP mario maker was.
>>127844518
Basically, they look unimpressed.
>>127844527
Explain how.
THERES $5
He could have been
SO
FUCKING
BASED
And said the basicallys were a ruse and he was donating for each one.
But no hes a reddit tier furfag with no creativity
>>127844597
Yeah, man. It's called having a job.
>>127844621
This is basically true.
>>127844597
i've seen streamers with no big number follows get like $200 donations, you just need to build an audience
>>127844353
the runner wouldn't have to do all of the talking, but he's been speaking nonstop
even if someone wanted to contribute they couldn't
>>127844541
>There are vaccines that prevent you from carrying viruses that can causes some forms of cancer.
How is this not preventing cancer exactly? Also you're basically arguing semantics at this point.
>>127844541
vaccines cause autism. i'd rather people had cancer than autism.
>>127844670
>having a job
that is now how this guy can throw away tons of money
>>127844668
How do you know hes a furfag
Those graphics are pretty nice, or maybe I just like the technic style a lot.
>Never seen this guy stream before
>Just tuned in
>Saw chat spamming "BASIC LEE"
>Immediately hear runner say "Basically..."
>and then again
>and then again
>and then again
This has to be intentional, right? Is he at least aware that he does this? Surely his chat has mentioned this in the past
>>127844353
>>127844430
halosux
>a whole bunch
>>127844758
he's not, mofos are just making shit up because other furfag looks like him a little bit.
HES BECOME SELF AWARE
oh shit hes onto himself
HE KNOWS
"I'm saying basically a whole bunch"
You don't say!
>He knows
>this speedrun
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead
All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
>>127844430
It doesn't help when he's overexplaining stuff to death and can barely crack a "joke" through all the BASICALLYs.
Someone being unfunny is much worse than someone not making jokes.
>>127841287
I run it. It's got some big skips, glitches, and sequence breaks, but the difficulty is concentrated into a few tricks such that a lot of it ends up being uneventful. I expect the commentary will be pretty good given how many of the top players are there so it should be fun to watch, but I'm biased.
>>127844729
funny that there's an even going on where autism is helping to prevent cancer.
>>127844704
Where did I say that that wasn't preventing cancer?
Saying that the vaccines prevent cancer is wrong. They prevent you from carrying a virus that has the chance to cause you to develop cancerous tumors.
Those are two completely different things.
>Also you're basically arguing semantics at this point.
Yeah. No shit. Believe it or not, how you phase things is kind of important.
>>127844668
You could have not be a disapointment to your parents and made friends but instead you sit alone in a basement.
>>127844820
Well fuck. He acknowledged it as soon as I posted that...
>>127844850
did he say that? I wasn't paying attention.
Awww
>"I say bascially a bunch"
Hes so nice and you faggots bully him. He tries to explain everything donatest more than 200$
And yet you spergs still bully him
Thats fucking shit.
mfw he keeps saying basically
people hate this run because they irrationally hate halo and he says "basically" a lot
if you're a rational person, you realize he's giving decent commentary without trying to make too many stupid jokes and he's not doing a bad job playing even though he's died a few times
it's better than the shit that isn't even a speedrun, like mario maker, stepmania, age of empires, and l4d2
Just saw the Noir pics.
Very nice.
>>127844225
thats what happens when you flex in every picture
>>127844757
$250 isn't a lot of money
Stop being 15
>>127844951
>Where did I say that that wasn't preventing cancer?
>No vaccines "prevents cancer."
>hes trying to not say basically now and is stuttering instead
Did GTA III guy get people on his couch and in the room for his run? He was all alone during AOE and it was sad
I am fully convinced 4chan-twitch chat-twitter-facebook-and whatever are all just the same people these days forcing every >meme< and cringe and opinion.
>>127845017
The nicest thing to do would be to stop fucking talking. Let the couch talk maybe, or if they won't talk, get a better couch.
The run is meant to have some entertainment value but it's nearly unwatchable because this guy won't fucking put a sock in it.
>>127844958
That offended you enough to post a twitter-esque ad hominem...
Sir do you believe you have a tail? Would you decribe yourself as a "kin?"
>>127845081
>>>/reddit/
>>127845081
You can't rationalize with 4-spergs.
>>127845017
>>127845109
that's like a 1/4 of a week paycheck for me, you're a liar and your parents support you or something
>dude's trying his best
>when he finishes the run he'll go back to see if people liked his run and commentary
>MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
>>127845093
No.
>>127845081
>you realize he's giving decent commentary
He constantly stutters and can't explain simple skips.
>>127845191
thanks /srg/, i'm glad you have such high standards for fitting in with your 'community' :')
>>127845225
He'll try and spin it if he gets a run at a future GDQ.
>>127845128
it's hard to do if you're a sperg
saying "but" or "well" or "basically" is just a stalling tactic for you to get your shit together without being silent for too long
but i don't think the runner has to worry about that
>>127845140
nope :(
in his own words the run was awful
>>127845017
>he became self-aware but did nothing to rectify the thing he's been doing so no one should bully him
>he talks constantly even though he's awful at explaining anything and stutters but no one should bully him
>he gave money to a charity so he's not allowed to be bullied
we should basically bully him harder
>>127845081
He's not doing a terrible job but it feels like a let's play more than a speedrun. Yes he's going fast, it just doesn't feel like a speedrun.
>halo 4 was 4 years ago
Holy shit time passes fast
Hm virtual smurf
A shame sfm porn always give her saggy tits.
>>127845225
this t b h
Fucking autism twich chat and 4chainz bullying him
>>127845368
SAVEEEEEE ME
>>127845124
Yeah. Believe it or not, preventing cases of HPV prevents cases of cancer that develop from HPV, but the vaccine itself isn't preventing cancer.
It's preventing HPV.
I guess that vaccine prevents genital warts as well.
You're an idiot.
>>127845140
He atleast had one guy on the couch for gta3.
How was aoe, I started watching on that level he couldn't finnish
>>127845361
so what happened here?
>>127845361
context bitch, do you have it?
>>127845081
lmao he is missing easy shots over and over
he is shit at the game
>>127845320
damn now I feel even worse :[
>>127844838
he doesn't look like me at all
I want a pic of Missy and Noire cross dressing together.
>>127845352
There are some speedruns that just shouldn't be showcased at a marathon like this
>>127845225
if you're smart you never look at twitch chat anyway
if there really was a charity for preventing cancer, the first thing it would do would be to outlaw twitch chat
>>127845017
I'm gonna give him a wedgie because of your whining.
>>127845352
>but it feels like a let's play more than a speedrun.
Aww is babby reddit missing epic WOWZA glitches? Do you need trihex to wistle nintendo music into your as to "feel speedrun"?
>>127845140
he had one dude on the couch who hasn't played GTA3 in like 8 years or something
>>127845426
prevention/prJˈvɛnʃn/
noun
the action of stopping something from happening or arising.
So when you get a vaccine that stops cancer from happening, how are you not preventing it again?
>>127845480
OMG its proacejoker!............not
>>127845221
>people can't save money to spend how they please
Stop spending your entire "paycheck" (read: allowance) on anime figures, you basement dwelling nerd.
>>127845429
Not sure I fell asleep during it myself, everyone just felt back that he was all alone and super nervous at first
>>127845524
>making a post how twitch a 4chan whins about him saying bascially
>YOU ARE WHINING XD
Grow up faggot
>>127845505
Why you gotta remind me dude.
I miss wersty.
>>127845529
based dss fuck my bitch
>>127845593
>1000$ allowance
you are really, really privileged anon
>>127845442
>>127845447
>new bois don't remember the drama where stiv got drunk and wanted to fuck cosmo/sig/cosmo's bitch.
>video here https://vimeo.com/95646490
>>127845408
>bullying
Holy fuck, piss off and grow a pair.
>>127845093
link
>>127845572
>So when you get a vaccine that stops cancer from happening, how are you not preventing it again?
Not all types of HPV cause cancer, you fucking idiot.
The vaccine doesn't prevent cancer. It prevents HPV.
Go read the fucking Wikipedia article on HPV, so you can at least have the most basic knowledge of what you're talking about.
FREEDOM!!!
>>127845449
>has the second fastest legendary run in the world
>is shit at the game
>>>/v/
>>127845442
>>127845447
I think that's the one where he tried to get into the cool-kids room to party but was turned away by cosmo at the door.
>"what was the time?"
>"basically 1:34 even"
>>127845678
man fuck that I thought it had something to do with proacejoker.
cortana BibleThump
>>127845684
Their on his twitter
>>127845505
I miss the fun GDQs as much as anyone, but I'm glad Werster is gone. He's a pathetic, raging sperglord who also happens to be a pretentious, arrogant twat
>>127845648
I'm talking about you, you fucking trust fund baby.
ffs there's more than one type of cancer
hpv can be prevented and thus those specific cancers associated with hpv
all other forms cannot be prevented with a vaccine
THE SHITPOSTING ENDS HERE
>>127845641
>Werster spent his last AGDQ hugging everyone before he had to leave
>It all makes sense now
>>127845703
The vaccine prevents HPV and if you don't have HPV then you don't have cancer.
>>127845757
no that guy is basically irrelevant.
is there speedruns lans where they actually race and get prizes for first place?
G A Y E S T ADGQ EVER
What happend?
>>127845442
>>127845447
>30mins over the estimated time for paper mario to start
>another game after this
>watching cutscenes
>>127845820
that doesn't even make sense, i work over 40hrs a week to barely afford everything
you sit on your computer all day for free
fuck you
>>127845876
>speedrun nerds
>leaving their basement
>>127845837
Yeah, man, and drinking water can cause cancer.
I better stop so I can prevent cancer.
Reminder that twitch chat, 4chan and who know else hated ysg for the first few hours with a burning passion but through a miracle the hate turned over into appreciation and love.
I want one of you to make a compilation video of every single time he says the word "basically" with a counter. Please.
>>127845917
who cares paper mario is boring as shit
FINALLY, basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yYS0ZZdsnA
>>127845904
cultural marxism
what is mister eyepatch
>>127845917
refresh your schedule :^)
>catch just the end of Halo 4
>"hardest boss fight ever guys"
>"hurr hurr frame perfect trick"
Jesus christ, was the entire run this garbage?
>>127845017
Hi cronikeys .
>>127845932
Okay, you fucking hipster trash. You should call up daddy and mommy for more money then. It's not as embarrassing as you thinkit is
GG's to proacejoker.
dude's be mad because they don't have that level of confidence.
Awesome Games Done Basically.
>>127846107
thanks for the reply
>>127846086
ty /v/
>>127846086basically
HOW ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE EYEPATCH
WHERES THE WEBMS
GIVE ME THE WEBMS
R)
>>127846098
who?
>>127846086
Basically it was kinda basically worse
>>127846086
You literally seen the best part of that stream.
I'm not fucking joking.
>>127845984
>>127845991
Don't you dare bring based FGC memes to this cesspool of autism and degeneracy.
>>127846223
>epic giving the controller to someone on the couch joke
Why am I not surprised by the dweeb running Halo?
>>127846179
anyone got the lewd talk at the end with "sexy" and "I love you"
Someone better make a gay-compilation from ADGQ 2016
Is the furfag gone?
Can I turn it back on now?
Fucking Halo 4, it's finally over.
Why do people even run that shit?
>no GTASA
>no Hitman
I think Crysis would be fun too.
>>127845678
much thanks, anon. I've heard the whole story and everything, but have never been able to see video.
>>127846330
Um.. he never got cucked???
PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
>PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
>PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
>PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
>PROACEJOKER BANNED FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
>>127846368
>Someone better make a gay-compilation from ADGQ 2016
We already have one. It's called AGDQ 2016
>>127846179
>>127846387
>maximum speed slope jumping: the game
>>127846418
these people don't know what words mean anymore
>>127846418
it's a very long run.
>>127846387
You have the shit fucking taste.
>>127845917
The run was within estimate. Blame the shitty setup crew wasting time and the paywall games fucking with the schedule.
>>127846487
wow what a bully ;_;
>>127846368
Just look a Noir's twitter.
>>127846179
>>127846561
Sorry I don't like shitty NES platformers that take 5 minutes to beat.
>>127846554
why did he hit him
That Halo 4 was pretty good though, even the commentary was decent if you ignore the basicallies
>>127846086
It was a decent run even if knda long. Or you just believe /v/eddit and twitch that it was OMG THE MOST CRINGE SO RESIDENTSLEEPER XD
>>127846619
Yep, those are the only other possible speedgames, bud
>donor name: basic ally
>>127846697
who wouldn't want to hit the rat lady
>>127845505
tfw feel when the mhc will never be together again
>>127846704
>even the commentary was decent if you ignore the basicallies
Is this a new meme, or did people tune out the commentary and are now pretending it's "decent?"
>>127846697
because he is a faggot
>all those triggered kids because of the word basically
>not a single meme image edit
Yep, it's twitch cancer who never do anything productive.
basically
what are the actually good runs to go back and watch this year? haven't tuned in at all yet and i'm gonna ASSUME i missed at least one good run
>>127847002
The problem with his commentary had nothing to do with "basically", cuck.
>>127846107
Careful with that edge you fucking sperglord. You'll hurt yourself.
>>127847002
>cancerous shitpost-tier meme images are productive
something productive would be giving money to agdq with a message saying that the runner was shit, but that would be a double waste because they wouldn't read it and you'd be supporting their garbage runs
>>127846847
The only meme here is your pathetic life only with the meaning to spam retarded shit on the internet.
>>127847019
I liked his commentary t b h
Poor guy bascially
>>127847019
beauty and harmony
>>127847019
DAMAGE CONTROL
Run was too boring so I stopped watching early, looking at this thread though, was the "basically" spam really worse than Metroid Prime? Because that was basically "basically" the whole way through and yet was not enough to change the estimate.
>take a look at the /v/ threads on this out of sheer curiosity
Holy fucking shit. And they have the gall to claim that this is a containment board, and they aren't.
>>127847054
You missed a bunch of great runs like:
Noir's HL2 run
Stepmania
SMM
L4D2 Co-Op
>>127847054
id give the sm64 coop run a watch for sure
>>127847189
Yeah I couldn't believe it when I saw it either, but they're actually the same if not better than these ones.
>127847123
>giving money to agdq
No (you) 4 (you)
>>127847268
>t. /v/eddit
So how much of the agdq money just goes towards a paycheck for mike jewyama?
>>127847189
>take a look at the /v/
unimaginable
>>127847292
did you even read the whole post
>>127847019
Basically, yeah.
D A D D Y
A
D
D
Y
>>127847189
and now you know why there's separate threads to keep them out
>>127847368
If enjoying a thread about speedrunning more than a thread about feminism and transfaggots and posting your own twitter shitposts like yesterday means you're /v/eddit then so be it.
>slightly modified sounds
o boy
>>127847383
Dead people can't get paychecks.
>shadow complex
oh god
>we go from a runner that won't stop talking to a runner that won't talk at all
epic
>>127847598
Will it be good?
>>127847598
reminder thati t's free on PC through like the 15th or some shit.
https://www.epicgames.com/shadowcomplex/
>next run
>so basically here
IT'S SPREADING
>basically
>>127847598
these guys need to consider the "fun to watch" factor before they allow runs
Were there any good runs today or has this shit run its course?
>>127847598
Now available for free on pc and soon coming to the drm cancers near you.
>>127847535
>a thread about feminism and transfaggots and posting your own twitter shitposts like yesterday
I think you got the boards mixed up here.
BASCIALLY
HERE WO GO AGAIN BOIS
>>127847152
Pretty good. I never played Halo and planned on skipping this but the guy got me interested in his run because he talked about everything he did or was going to do and how it all worked. Glad to see he took the BASIC LEE jokes lightheartedly.
>>127847685
basically
Reminder that your 500,000 dollars is going towards fantastic cancer prevention methods such as this!
BASICALLY
>>127847779
>checkyourm8.org
That's a joke right?
>>127847718
>Fun
>GDQ
Haven't you heard? Fun is no longer allowed at the event, just like YSG
>>127847575
He isn't dead. That's just the jew in him coming out. Doing minimal work for maximal pay.
>motion blur, the game
trying not to get a headache
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>>127847737
You would think, but when the majority of the retards from /v/ come to this board for the marathon, that's what you end up with.
B̹̋̒̑̑͒ͩ̌̂̚͟͠͠A̶̮̖̦͇̝̋̃ͮ̀̓͐ͩ͘Ŝ̃ͦ̄͛̊҉̛͇̖͚͙̳̺͙̞I͚͇̤ͥ̈̐̆̔ͩ̄̎̿͜͜͠C̡̼̬̼̓͛A͈̹̺̪̮͖̔ͧ͌̌̅̄ͦ́͠L̴̝̼͍̦̓ͪ͡L̗̱̂̐͑͠Ỷ̙͕͚̗ͨͩͬ͋ͬ̃
>>127847884
go there and find out
>>127847760
Hey man he was just happy to be able to run, talk about and show his game. Very nice work to be able to talk this much while making sense and playing.
Basically I think a trend is starting.
>>127847887
>he believes cool matty's lies that jewyama is too sick to type on the internet but not too sick to tell cool mannty every little thing to pass on to the internet
He's dead and Matty/UA are both coverin until his 200k cut comes in so they can split it and bail.
>>127847892
Ori is also like this if you don't motion blur off.
Thankfully you can turn it off, but god damn these western 2D platform developers are so fucking fond of their visual pollution, it's disheartening.
>any run ever
>"we're going to be starting on NG+"
dropped
>>127847905
>>127848029
>>127847952
>oh no someone used a bad word that I don't like better post about it!! trigger warnings please
literally worse than tumblr
stop shilling your fucking game
>>127847694
metroidvania circa 2009
at least it's not 100%
>>127848040
>Thankfully you can turn it off, but god damn these western 2D platform developers are so fucking fond of their visual pollution, it's disheartening.
>I literally never played a western 2d plattformer except those 2 mass marketed to me
>>127848069
Who said anything about being triggered? I'm having fun with it. Seek help.
>>127848040
motion blur is rediculous, i don't know why you would want it. even in a 3D game.
>>127848069
What? I'm just joking about it. Would you like to have some fun?
>>127848038
UraniumAnchor is so much of a goddamned tool that I honestly don't believe he's capable of participating in that kind of faggotry. He's too dumb, and he wouldn't be able to keep a lid on anything.
>>127846098
>mads
>cronikeys
good Will toward men
>>127848275
It reminds me of when I had a crappy 2006 office LCD monitor with like a million ms of visual lag, everything was blurry on motion.
I also have no idea why people use it.
>>127848112
The genre became better than ever. Fuck your shitty asstlevanias.
>>127848331
DO YOU WANT THE SHIV?
damn they destroyed that estimate
At least it was short.
>setup longer than run
>>127848570
That's why I literally don't think he's capable of participating in such a plan.
how many jewbux do you think agdq got for letting in a shadow complex speedrun?
>>127848575
Things probably can go wrong easily
>>127845495
Niiiice
>3 hour paper mario
>>127848510
Previous years run was hours of a guy fucking around with gel
it's not fun to watch at all, it's super repetitive, you have no clue about his progression nor what the game is about beside le edgy man shooting at people
>advertisment
WHERES PAPER MARIO
>LITERALLY pre-recorded videos showcasing tricks
This AGDQ is hitting all-new lows.
>zed slide
I KNEW IT
I GOT IT CAPTURED
THIS EVENT IS FAKE
MIKE IS LITERALLY STEALING MONEY FROM ALL OF THESE FUCKS BY SHOWING PRE-RECORDED FOOTAGE
>>127848836
>>127848754
thanks /v/
>"hey let's show some videos"
>>127848723
absolutely degenerate
>>127848836
When are we going to see the pre-recorded footage of cuties getting fucked?
>>127848754
>new
Didn't the TAS block of the last one (or was it SGDQ?) have pre-recorded video runs of Sonic and Ikaruga?
>>127848754
>>127848836
better than not showcasing them desu
>>127848754
is diablo II going to do this?
I was hoping for an actual run instead of prerecorded segmented shit.
basically cancer: the marathon
>>127848723
reminder he tapped that
>prerecorded bug showcases for unreleased game
>>127848727
Time to sleep.
Good night.
call me a newfriend or whatever
whats the link for the new version?
>>127849059
when did they de-release shadow complex?
>>127848723
Missy looks so happy. Nice to see he is happy with the roided ginger.
Prerecorded
xbox
videos
of glitches
of a game not yet released
What the fuck? Lirik or Summit will be there next year mark my words. SS this post
>>127849039
fuck this place
>>127849186
video of the "remastered' version
HA HA TIME FOR EDOBEAN!
>>127849165
For shadow complex? >>127847703
The game will only get rereleased on other plattforms, not get an overhaul.
>curry cunt reading donations
run ruined
paper mario time
HOYYYYYYYYYYYP
>>127849049
wat
>>127849059
>unreleased
I'm sorry, when was Shadow Complex unreleased?
>Paper Mario without our boy Pie
>>127848331
See now it's not Cool Matty and UA, UA is merely just a pawn.
What actually happened was Uyama privately asked werster to tone his language down and so he threw an autistic shitfit and murdered him in cold blood. Cool Matty walked in and instead of calling the police he saw an oppurtunity to snag Uyama's paycheck and offered to cover it up. That's why werster got mysteriously banned from future GDQs, it's part of the cover. Later they ousted romscout from GDQ staff so matty could get PCF in on sgdq and collect Uyama's bonus 2x per year instead of just the once.
>>127849238
>Next year
Summit will be running OoT in SGDQ
so we went from a runner who couldn't stop talking, to a runner who wouldn't talk, to a runner who can't talk because this run is all about edo stealing all the attention
>>127849335
thanks my friend
Is this wheelchair guy retarded or just pretending bro?
I kinda feel bad for genuine retards. Not like squid retards who are just autistic I mean the real ones
>>127848723
fucking faggots
>>127849371
>>127849346
dumb facebook frog poster
>>127849395
Holy shit. Was Mike's case of judaism that contagious?
yo uguys should check out edo on youtube, her undertail playthrough is absolutely fantastic
>>127848904
>>127849478
I find that pic hot and I'm glad you don't like it.
>>127849417
DSS didnt stop talking except for donations and it was fucking god tier bro
>>127849502
That's greasy, boys.
>>127849507
Matt is two jew dwarfs combined in one.
Hence the big butt, they're hard to hide under clothes.
its been 187 years and i'm in the hole 40 grand.
http://powerball-simulator.com/
>>127849516
>edo, is absolutely fantastic
Fixed
>>127849516
this cunts a fuckin let's player?
>>127849593
he knows how to talk
>>127849516
get out of the thread and focus on your hyop edo
>>127849550
i'm glad that you'll die alone
>>127849447
Enjoyee~
>>127849395
>That's why werster got mysteriously banned from future GDQs
He stole almost the entire hotels roomcards. That is a pretty good reason to ban for at least 1 year.
>>127849593
Why is he in front of a big picture of some woman's beef curtains?
>>127849593
DsS is our boy though
wait whys pie not there
>>127849625
Fuck, that makes a lot of sense.
>>127849516
Who?
>>127849010
no d2 will be live just normal mode sorc is a fuckin ez run
tfw paper mario so you comfy but our boi pie isn't at agdq so you can't achieve maximum comfort
#MEMESQUAD HOIP
>>127849832
>Who?
bro...
>this is my let's play of Paper Mario
like this guy
>>127849874
Pie isn't anyone's "boy"
>>127849640
You're just trying to keep me from buying a ticket so that you can have the jackpot all to yourself!
Nice try!
>>127849869
well you can't start on nightmare/hell
>this is my let's play guys!
>we've got the meme squad in the back
Fucking get out. Now.
>>127839139
Where is the vg chat?
Looks like ZFG's brother
>>127849874
>>>/facebook/
>>127849737
>believing the coverup excuse
yes stay ignorant goyim
>that pure, filtered of any testosterone, beta voice cacophony
why is cosmo a girl now?
>>127849874
>relying on pie for comfort
look within and find your inner comfort
food is not the answer
>>127849395
Nice but adjust it, MSF is signed in to the contract with GDQ LLC just like PCF. SGDQ gets a cut from it just like AGDQ does from PCF.
>>127849953
good try! but as i recall, the entirety of 4chan declared iateyourpie as Our Boi in the year of our lord 2015.
that voice
O__O
reminder that prologue is 30 mins
>>127849992
Hm what was the /srg/ meme marathon channel again?
>>127849953
He's literally our boy you ungrateful cuck, with out him how would be able to stream big?
NO ONE ASKED YOU BITCH ANNOUNCER
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEE
>dat prologue
shut the fuck up edobean
reminder that this game is legendary
>this guys hands
>edobean
>meme squad
which is the worst /srg/
>>127850072
cultural marxism aand sjw enabling for feels
>>127850213
edo
btw this run is 3 hours long, whoops
>>127850164
Srgmarathon
>3 hours of this
put me down
THIS FUCKING ANNOUNCER
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
does anyone know if bigjon06 will masturbate on food then eat it?
CRINGE<deleted>
is edobean our boi?
>>127850072
He isn't
>>127850072
why are you still a boy?
>>127850072
mental illness
>>127850213
edo because of how loud her audio is.
>>127850326
I hate females too
>>127850343
>boi
why is edobean so fucking close to the mic?
i mean, that's a question in general, but her mouth is also way too close and causing static
still dont know if im commited enough to watch a 3 hour stream
I couldnt even watch half of that halo stream
Looks like Chibi finally scored some. Good for him.
>>127850392
I mean, her voice is really fucking annoying and it's so loud and high-pitched too
Why do these guys all sound like Uno Farto Tarantino?
Are they also effeminate low test cucks who fetishise feet and the extinction of their race?
Edobean tries to be the new Mayushii so hard.
AGDQ never changes.
>>127850449
I gotta get some junk food for this run
>>127850213
I would have said this guy but after looking up edobean's channel and seeing one of her videos (specifically her pusheen box video), she's the absolute worst out of everything. If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with her, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden, I'd shoot her twice.
hate everyone and everything time is over
we comfy now
>>127850484
she'll never be mayushii
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.
Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13
>these Bond villain hand gestures
>>127850452
gross. i can't image how smell/stinky/ugly chibi's dick is. but it's probably not healthy to eat.
>>127850583
>literal reddit jokes
just stay on /v/
>>127850630
Here here!
Cheers friend! Have some gold.
>>127850606
true. why did we get a short beaner Velma cosplayer to replace a butterface with nice tits? shame.
>>127850319
Yeah that one. Not a good chat though because it is full of depri shitters.
all according to keikaku....,,,
>>127850630
>the runs have been good
>>127850583
Those people aren't even the worst
>>127850630
Good to see you're doing well, Mike
>>127850606
Jesus. The literal definition of paper bagging it. Her rack is okay I guess but her face man. her face.
>>127850662
Shit you're right. I can't stop watching his hands now.
>>127849672
Unlikely.
>>127850630
You made me spill my coffee!
Enjoy your gold ;)
>>127850729
i disagree that she's a butterface
>>127850630
Updooted =)
Why are people responding to copypasted shitposts? Come on /v/, not even you are this awful...
>>127850798
shit taste senpai
>>127850881
That pic is better but would not been seen with it.
>>127850881
>terrible face
She's a butterface. As in "I like everything about her but her face."
>>127850630
I mean people are memeing that its bad, but at the very least I agree its the best one since 2013, nothing will ever come close to 2013
>>127850775
hitler and osama were pretty based desu ne
>>127850881
that may have been a more unflattering picture, she's cuter in this. Angles are a strange thing.
>>127850951
Her face looks like shit in that one too. I will stand by what I said, 100%.
>>127850920
>Come on /v/, not even you are this awful...
Have you been on /v/ in the past 2 years? The impact of the gg kids killed anything of worth that was left.
>>127850951
>>127850881
>>127850606
How big are her tits?
>most people don't even know you can hit the tree casually
what
no really, what? I knew you could hit the tree as a kid because it fucking tells you to hit the tree.
>>127851108
Yeah! Well, why don't you stick your shitty dick into my boypussy, and then we'll see if my face is a "butterface" after you've put all your "butter" on my face!
>>127850630
(You)
>>127851176
No, why would I ever do that? I stopped browsing after the robot unicorn attack anniversary and it was already pretty bad back then
>>127851054
There were definitely worse people in world history to be put in a room with
>>127851108
t. greasy neckbeard
>>127851108
More Mayu for myself then
>>127850961
Yes. I think just about everyone knows what a butterface is, thank you.
Did your 7th grade friends recently teach you a new word?
PAPER MARIO HYPEEEE
hey guys what does butterface mean
>>127851313
>Saying a girl with a terrible face has a terrible face makes me a neckbeard
>alright kiddo
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>127851349
And yet you seem to be struggling with the concept. She has a terrible face. Therefore she's a butterface. And yet you seem to think that that doesn't make her one.
>>127851318
I enjoy her derpy eyes. Its a cute quirk of hers.
I am unironically loving this run so far.
Probably because I just played it not a month ago, but I am pretty into seeing some great spin-cancels.
>>127851448
But ter face
>>127851468
Spanks me, daddy!
>>127851498
gay
>>127851468
t. professional hand ejaculator
>Edobean noises intensify
can we die yet?
is that edobean doing that stupid fucking voice or the long haired girl behind james bond?
The announcer.......ugh.........
>>127851575
suck your dick faggot
>>127849986
It's still stupid anyway, the entire point of D2 is getting through the game as quick as possible already. Speedrunning speedrun:the game is actually retarded.
REMINDER
Women never mature past the age of 18.
Fuck that twink voice. She should just stop.
>>127851468
Yes. I think just about everyone knows what a butterface is, thank you.
Did your 7th grade friends recently teach you a new word?
I fucking hate women. I hate the sound of their fucking voices. Fucking christ.
>3:15 est.
reeeeeeee
>>127850729
>>127851108
Still looks better than missy and noir. You'd have to be an enormous faggot to think otherwise.
>>127851265
boys don't have pussies anon, only shit holes
>>127851683
neither do /v/ermin, perfect fit
actually after reading >>127851715
make that 14
>>127851715
same
>tfw i hate men too
life is suffering
>>127851649
i would if i could you piece of shit
>I fucked up
wew lad
someone with money donate a mean message to her. she won't read it outloud, but she will read it >:3
>>127851715
women are disgusting tb h
>>127851761
you're not wrong
>>127851670
It's about as fucking pointless as speedrunning an autoscroll game like starfox 64.
>>127851705
Literally a moron
>>127851761
That's because she's actually a girl at least.
>>127851801
I'll suck it for you <3
>>127851670
I'm sorry man you are retarded
>>127851775
Fuck my shit hole, then! Fuck it raw!
>>127851448
a greasy face
"basically" is now banned from agdq
so is the guy that just yelled in the background
and all of the people that held paper up
no fun allowed
>>127851840
thanks
>>127851907
that's what i thought, thanks
>>127851874
what would your dad think if he read your posts
>>127851715
That means you are gay, seriously.
>>127851715
Don't worry, anon, women hate you too
>all those 1k donations without comments
>>127851992
>not understanding women fuck the men they hate
>people in this thread actually think mayu has a terrible face
shit taste to be truthful
I just hate everyone including most of all myself and I wanna kill myself.
>>127851962
>>127851448
it just means she has an ugly face and a good body
as in "She has a nice body, but her face..."
>>127851907
>>127851962
That's not what butterface means.
>>127852102
you shouldnt tho
Looking at /v/ and seeing everyone freaking out about this run makes me so happy
they will never know what fun means
>>127851448
I think it means someone who accidentally got some butter on their face. I'm not really sure though. If only there was someone here who was an expert in grade school terminology who could translate this new-age slang into something that we could comprehend.
There's also this guy I know whose name is Derrick, but today he told me that his name is "Mike Rotch". I don't get it. Why would he lie about his name like that?
>>127852102
shhh
come here bby
PAPER MARIO HOOOIP
>>127852071
Thats the worst pic yet. That looks like a dude...
edo's getting a little big for her britches
>>127852071
it's homely
>>127852071
Blueglass looks like he is extremely high all day.
>>127852071
She's got a terrible face in that one too. It just looks passable compared to those absolute faggots she's surrounded by.
>filename checked.
>tfw got a wr
>>127851874
can't do that over tcp/ip and I'm not leaving my house or accepting a homo in mine
>>127852228
so i guess i finally found a picture of her that interests you, senpai
>>127852102
do it faggot
post pics afterwards:^)
>>127852071
She looks cute when she hangs out with spergs all the time
i wanna speedrun my life
>>127852071
someone post her fat, milky tits
>>127852267
That's because he's high on the autism
>>127852102
Wording this
>>127852281
What game?
It better was not on emulator.
>>127846418
>literally the opposite of getting cucked
>>127852395
killing yourself technically skips to the end desu.
>>127852071
even you would look cute when put next to these "people"
whats with the co-commentator and his evil hand gestures?
>>127852395
At least there are plenty of skips to the ending you can use
i wanna speedrun my medievil
>>127852501
Is it banned?
>>127852437
Has she posted tits before?
>game works on triggers
>works on triggers
>triggers
>Triggered.
>>127852071
basic as hell but a literal goddess walking around an event like agdq
>>127852608
no, they talked about banning it but decided it was healthier for the community if speedrunners who wanted to attempt it were free to
>>127852395
Perfect for GDQ since it's cringe-worthy and not fun to watch
my buddy married a girl he met on wow. she had a kid from another marriage, and they just had a kid a few months ago, too. she just cheated on him. women are awful...
>>127852729
Plus Planned Parenthood holds the WR already. Why would anyone else even try?
>>127852631
XDD DUUUUDE just like on our resubreddit!!
>>127852501
That is more of a game over, not the same as winning at life
>>127852771
get a husbando
>>127852897
If you faggots are still here in 70 years I'll post my splits
>>127852807
a run doesn't count if the game is still in development
it's extremely broken that early on, to the point where most people wouldn't consider it a playable game
>>127852771
im thinking about trying to turn a lesbian.
>>127852897
Still good enough if you're doing a any% run.
100% with good ending is extremely difficult if I recall correctly.
>>127852972
>thinking it's gonna take 70 years
>with the health conditions and habits of the average /v/ goer
o am i laffin
>>127853075
>health of the average /v/ goer
>average /v/ goer
>/v/
>>>/v/
>>127853145
where do you think you are?
>>127853075
I'm not the AVERAGE /v/ goer cmon
I like this runner and his couch.
Good commentary, good bantz
>picking and choosing only the comments that show support for her
>>127853196
you forgot this
>>127853196
Not /v/, senpai.
she won't stop talking
>>127853294
>I love speedruns, but I love giving to the prevent cancer foundation even more!
YESSSSSS, GOOD GOYIM!
>>127853437
uh
ok?
>>127853434
look around you
>day 5/7
>only at $500k
>>127853512
Man I sure love helping them make more pamphlets too!
>>127853621
But only if they're about gay interracial sex
>>127853617
What the week is already over?!??
>>127853617
>day 5/7
>it's already January 8
So early into 2016 and I already lost control of my life. I don't want to go fast anymore.
>>127853617
How much did they make last year total?
Does anyone know how much they had made by this time in previous years?
I'm curious.
>>127853617
we need to start donating guys. we are all a part of this community.
>>127853782
i went fast and now im 21
dont bother
>>127853782
I feel you.
Fuck life.
>>127853617
it's fine, they'll break a million
>>127853617
BUG IN THE TRACKER
>>127853810
AGDQ 2015 made $1.576 million
>the legendary iateyourpie
and to think, i used to respect gigaDB
>>127853617
don't worry the yetee will donate 1m in "tshirt sales"
>>127853357
Fuck that garbage show
>>127854096
So $1m in dirty jew money?
>>127854116
>There's actually someone else out there who hates Scrubs as well
Wow. I thought I was literally the only one.
You and I might be the only two sane people on Earth
>>127854090
he's obviously being sarcastic
>>127854191
Third anon for Scrubs is gay.
Shit show. Big Bang tier for normie shows that are only popular because it all the other normies.
>>127854308
#4 for Scrubs being shit
>>127854378
MODS
>>127854191
I watched it with a friend that loved the show and they thought it was hilarious
But it was not funny or interesting
>>127853357
lol so randum!!!!!!!!!!
>>127854171
1m from PCF.
>>127854378
MOOT
>>127854378
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>127854378
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
it's really nothing but /v/ in this thread isn't it
>>127854487
moot's dead you idiot
>>127854096
People still don't know that the yetee is a front
It's sad really
>>127854378
Kill yourself
>>127854378
M O D S
O
D
S
I wasn't expecting much from an RPG run, but this is actually legitimately interesting.
Second favorite run so far.
So why didn't they choose an institute that actually does shit to help people who got cancer or research a cure instead of a misleading paper factory?
>>127854745
this isn't based irrelevant tweets guy, this is some random /v/ shitter go away
The Yetee has already donated $28000. I don't think they'll have a huge donation at the end.
>>127854745
i love how you kep posting shit about ex cosmo and try to farm yous while we all think you're fucking autistic
go away
>>127854873
Sure they will, can't let people think GDQ audience is declining!
>>127854895
who is we?
>Narcissa
why did they put screaming anime girls in the stepmania showcase?
>>127855023
everyone but you
>wonder what game is being run
>Paper Mario
FUCK I FORGOT
Oh well, 1/3 in isn't bad.
How's the run?
will shaden stream again tonight?
>>127855087
Wow an hour has already gone by
Its actually been a good run
Never watched a paper mario run before
>3 hours of NES Mega Man tomorrow
cant wait
>>127855231
For a power nap?
>>127849256
a few GDQ's before, most of the money was made in the last 2 days.
wheres bignig
>>127855231
For what? To be bored out of your goddamned mind?
>>127855380
banned for having a fat fetish
new thread when
>first try LZS
amazing
>frame perfect jumps
This is why I can never speedrun
>>127855683
lets just not make a new thread
let the doggy die a peaceful death
never knew blueglass knew oot shit
>>127855712o-okay
>>127855753
except he's wrong
>>127855753
>Cosmo
Why hasn't anyone fixed that to say her correct name?
>>127855847
Because its still a guy.
Always will be, even if he chops his dick off.
>>127855753
>implying that's actually him
>>127853617
It's becauseNotch hasn't donatedyet
>>127855973
yeah he donated like 8k already
>>127855929
reads like something a shy socially awkward person would say. also the speech pattern fits his posts on sda. pretty sure that's blueglass anon. fuck i'm autistic.
>>127855087
One of the best runs of the marathon so far
>>127855973
He already donated a few thousand, dude. And he only ever donates around $10k anyway
:3
>$75 donation
>I wasn't going to donate in this segment, but that stupid voice that cute sounding announcer person is doing forced it out of me.