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She's annoying as fuck
I'd rather have brossentia narrate my life than listen to her segments
/v/ comes to /vg/ because they don't get enough (you)s on /v/
>There will never be another autism llama
>There will never be another shirtless race
>There will never be any more bantz as bonesaw fucks up
>There will never be any more creepy cosplay
>The audience will never again get involved in the run
>There will never be any more fun
i've hated mememan ever since i was a child that tried to play it in a blockbuster. i was there for my weekly game rental and i couldn't get past the first stage at the store so i never played it again. mememan soccer was fun, though.
our boi trihex is getting laid tonight senpai
I feel like she has a naturally annoying voice, but is also putting on an even more annoying voice. Like those chicks who join anime clubs and try to talk like squeaky-voiced loli characters whenever they can to be "cute"
The questionably japanese furry porn artist?
Zero and ZX are pretty similar to eachother
ZX is basically Zero 1 if Zero 1 wasn't a failed experiment in having a partly open world and actually pulled it off
>autism in check
this is the worst adgq
do trihex and caleb now that even though they wanna show their "i've been lifting for 6 months teehee look at these monster newbie gains" males have a whole range of chest clothing besides WIFEBEATERS ALL DAY EVERY DAY ?
It's megaman time
Post CanceledMan images.
Nah, Trihex has a alright facial aesthetics and pretty decent physique. His hair game is weak though, a better haircut would suit his face better.
She is a 4/10 - head lookin like humpty dumpty
>caleb looks like a literal ectomorph compared to big jon
>implying anyone ever was out of Harupia mode at any time
even underwater it was the best
Phantom and Fenrir were useless and Leviathan was only fun for skating around on ice blocks like a hooning cunt
no actual gameplay
What happened to the SAY IT couple anyway? It ended after two days, right?
There's no where that allows them to be streamed.
>tfw Hentai Games Done Quick will always be a dream
post yfw speedrunning races slowly become the standard and soon enough there appears a "competitive scene" complete with winner interviews, "analysis" and "play by play casters"
Sonic players are extremely autistic, but in an innocent and friendly way.
it's probably an acoustic or lighting thing, most likely to block light to the back so sorta shade it from the camera (and also to brighten up the front for the in-person audience)
like a very ghetto version of those lights at the movie theatre with little fresnel lenses in them that only illuminate the very front of the room
Would you love him?
Aka kiss suck fuck cuddle live togehter etc
If yes you not nerdgay
If no you nerdgay
You didn't see it this year because they decided that 6 AM was the right time for DsS' Lost World run.
>Technical, entertaining commentary
>Game that's never been at a GDQ before
>where do we put this?
>what about when no one is awake in clapistan
>that sounds good
Alright guys, I did some calculatus.
I think it's to keep the background noise low.
You know, since there are people in the background so their voices and rumbling don't get through.
People always love competition, I'm surprised they don't put the world record number up on stream to people can get hyped over WR pace or bitch that it isn't.
That said, the only race I really enjoyed was the Ninja Gaiden relay from last year. It was unique, fun and well executed I felt.
races can only enjoyable if you're a total casual and sports fan who enjoys shit like seeing who's ahead at a given moment or seeing people be competitive OR if you are already very familiar with the route and the tricks so you can watch the performance of each player and be able to keep up. If you're any where in between, races are a waste of time. I don't see the point.
Why do so many people not commentate their own runs?
It's so stupid
If they are amazing at the game and focus on getting a really good time (within 5 min of WR) or it is really difficult/long part they need to focus I think it is fine if the couch commentates.
If they are off WR by 30 min they'd better be explaining everything.
>no roll pics
Is it literally possible to be more gay than this?
I was in the audience yesterday so I couldn't post here, but did anyone catch the donation about Christopher Poole passing away from cancer in 2015? I'm sure you fags were talking about it.
I know you fucking love it you humongous faggot.
We have respect for the dead and there is barely one as dead as megaman.
Anime pictures aren't girls, no matter how hard you fantasize.
She hardly appears in those games. You're just so soaked in weeaboo that decades of weirdos fetishizing these character on the internet has made you think people know who the fuck they are.
No really, big jon has a gay fat fetish it's not a joke
>interests: trying to distend my gut as much as possible
>when you probably do the same exact thing?
nah, considering I was one of those faggots in college who was part of the debate team. so speech is something im actually good at.
too bad im bad at video games
so what you're telling me
is that you're good with your mouth?
Not enough times, those games are too short. I played all the classic games multiple times already and now there is nothing like it being made, I have to get by with fan games and rom hacks, would really like a mega man 11, 12, etc.
>you'll never look at big jon the same way again
Once again, Retro, fix your description and remove the thanks to FuzzyDunlop. I don't want that gay boy getting credit for my work.
>black blood pressure genetics + gaining weight intentionally
It's basically a cheat, dying 4 times there is like inputting a cheat code, something you'd never get playing normally. It's the one thing I don't like about x and x2 speedruns
no i'd rather a better speedgame being played retard
there's nothing interesting about any megaman game
>a move that makes them invuln through all enemies before boss
>a move that one shots bosses
I have a ps3 ps4 PC and 3ds. What should I speedrun?
straight-to-credits wrong warps are fucking crazy though and i wish there was more wild gonzo glitch shit
it's way more interesting than the tiny little glitches like that mirrors edge step kick thing
OoT speedruns are only so great because the game can be broken so easily
so what retarded game would you rather be played, faggot?
>inb4 some shit game 10 times worse than mega man
>inb4 can't even name a game
please explain to me how shooting a boss a bunch of times is somehow more "skillful"
>tfw lazing in bed on my birthday after having birthday cake and chinese food, watching speedruns, lurking /srg/ and shitposting with friends
I hope you are all having a good day, /srg/
>because of the prevent cancer foundation she's beaten cancer
I desire to know more
How did they help her when the only thing they focus on is prevention?
This is like thanking condom manufacturers for a miscarriage
literally anything is better than megaman
i know you're just baiting for fun but it's the actual worst speedgame
even dark souls is 1000x better than megaman which has similar gameplay i suppose
Are you one of those who thinks God mode makes for a fun speedrun?
Of course you are
Nice to see you didn't refute my argument about fighting the boss normally being more skillful. Because you lost
>Well, you have to aim and dodge for starters.
you mean like they did for the first 8 bosses?
you'd rather see them do it a second 8 times?
>couldn't name a game, as expected
seems legit, i'd hang with that crew
they seem like they would be supportive of my pursuits, and while they may disagree with me, will not take it personally if we do not see eye-to-eye on something
here's your (You)
>autists come flooding in the doors like sheeps to a slaughter
Had my first day of work today for the new year.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need power over autists playing games fast
>still no comfy practice room sidestream
what year will this happen?
It's just a generally accepted rule of speedrunning (and most other competitive hobbies).
You're right, there is no law stopping you from using cheats, but the general public will not accept your run as legitimate if you use cheats.
>if anything cheat codes are more legitimate than glitches.
Do explain why there being a difference is relevant to the argument?
You're using the games tools to get from the beginning, until the end.
The reason you think cheats are bad but glitches are good is entirely arbitrary.
Therefore the whole argument of "The point of speedrunning is to get to the end as quickly as possible" is bullshit
I think I tried to make the "cheats are equal to glitches" argument back in 2013 and finally realized the categories must be accepted on a per game basis by each game's community and that apeedrunning is literally arbitrary.
Why did it take /srg/ so long to find bigjon's fat fetish? I mean this twitter post is basically a confession.
What game was in that one speedrun where the main character is a girl, and turned into a zombie? It was a 2D old school looking game, maybe like NES or SNES era? It had really good animations.
you should see the mangas, they are zany as heck
there's an actually rather shit article by that Sirlin guy from his Play 2 Win series about cheating in competitive environments, using Akuma from SFII as an example
it basically comes down to what the community agrees is banned; in the US, Akuma is hard-banned in like 99% of tournaments, but in Japan, he's allowed, but with the understanding that you are a shitter who no one is going to play with seriously and/or you are about to get stabbed irl
also don't some speedruns allow for certain cheats anyway? and NG+ runs on low difficulties are basically cheating, especially if it's zany shit like Metal Gear where you can have infinite ammo and turn invisible and shit