Marathons:
Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
SIGLEMIC
>mrw no dark souls run
>10 memes early
Also reminder that events aren't for fun, if you have fun you're cancer :^)
Hurtin is a literal cuck. All Sanaefags are cucks.
where is our girl narci /srg/?
>edobean on the mic again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also reminder that blueglass is annoying as fuck
This announcer is good.
>Kids saying "Mememan"
Why are you hating on one of the greatest speed game series of all time?
Tiki was a litteral god in 2013
I hope he does it again
>inb4 TINGU TINGU KAWOO LIMPAAAAAAAAA
>>127807437
xcom enemy unknown when?
that was maybe 2% as good or impressive as tetris, which was actually speedran
What does he mean by this?
>>127807481
>2D games
>greatest speed games
lol...
>>127807475
She's annoying as fuck
I'd rather have brossentia narrate my life than listen to her segments
Is that Amrio Papa on the couch?
AGDQ by the year, updated for 2016
>>127807406
Bloodborne is just your thing. You should buy it.
funny how some of the old boys receive cash just to show up at gdq's, do the donators know that their money will go partially to their pockets?
Our boi MassingUp going to be in the couch. HOIP
I'm pretending in my head that this donation reader is a little boy with a squeaky voice. It's surprisingly believable.
>>127807587
Shame, I like her. Really energetic and can actually speak.
>>127807576
means he's a faggot
>>127807576
It's real nigger!
>>127807481
/v/ comes to /vg/ because they don't get enough (you)s on /v/
>>127807567
custom warcraft 3 naruto rpg map when?
>There will never be another autism llama
>There will never be another shirtless race
>There will never be any more bantz as bonesaw fucks up
>There will never be any more creepy cosplay
>The audience will never again get involved in the run
>There will never be any more fun
i've hated mememan ever since i was a child that tried to play it in a blockbuster. i was there for my weekly game rental and i couldn't get past the first stage at the store so i never played it again. mememan soccer was fun, though.
>>127807610
just started my third play through
literally who is this goddess on the mic
>>127807576
It means he's going to be attention whoring for sexually repressed nerdgys even more later.
>>127807606
>every year it gets darker and harder to see the crowd while the cam gets smaller
poetry
God this girl voice is annoying
I legit hate this bitch on the mic.
>>127807481
original series is fun
X series is anime trash
Zero and ZX are also anime trash but at least have salvageable gameplay
>>127807606
Damn AGDQ peaked too early
>>127807659
>liking edobean
our boi trihex is getting laid tonight senpai
>>127807606
>Webster
2soon
>>127807481
It's the biggest rehash since EA Sports
>>127807606
>hurtin cucked sanae this year
blacks, baka...
>>127807606
Werster is a literal autist who got cucked by his own brother and mother.
>>127807653
oh shit
>>127807606
poor woober
taken too soon
>>127807758
>the cam gets smaller every year
>the game also gets smaller every year
>space for advertisements increases each year
art
>tfw you will literally never do anything impressive in your life, not even related to what you've wasted all your life "practicing" like video games
>>127807778
I know, Riiiiight? The way she speaks is too drawn oouuuuuut, but people still want to stalk her anyway because giiiirrrrllll.
>>127807606
why did he betray Sanae
what a faggot
>>127807606
>leaving out 2012
>>127807778
I feel like she has a naturally annoying voice, but is also putting on an even more annoying voice. Like those chicks who join anime clubs and try to talk like squeaky-voiced loli characters whenever they can to be "cute"
>>127807835
Would you rather have one of those guys who can't say 3 words without making mistakes or stuttering?
>>127807606
Wow why a remila this year instead of sanae?
>>127807841
fuck i'm jealous
you just know he fucked her good
>>127807851
All the MM games in this block are extremely different from one another.
>>127807841
yes, we saw:
>>127807576
>>127807752
>nerdgay
I really, really hate this meme
Did Caleb kill security guards in roid rage or how is he there? I thought he got bopped by uyama
So will Caleb speak with retardmouth again and be unable to pronounce words?
>>127807758
I miss the old yoshi's island runs, they had energy and the crowd got involved.
>>127807906
just pick a game no one has a record for and do it while claiming frame perfect tech and that even when people get WRs after you, you can become the "inventor"
Someone get that Big Jon impersonator off the couch.
>>127807906
i ate 5 packs of raw noodles and shat white once
>>127807998
black loyalty
>>127807961
>every pic has mhc in them
try pattern recognition next time
Mega Man X - Germany vs Syria run
>>127808014
being a twitch mememote has its perks
>>127807653
I can fap to it either way.
Dem fat armpit jobs mang.
>>127807841
Trihex is way better looking than her haha
just says something about the chicks in speedrunning
>tfw
>>127808039
Would you prefer the term prison gay? Because that's exactly what you are, faggot.
>>127807952
>Sanae
The questionably japanese furry porn artist?
>>127808031
Zero and ZX are pretty similar to eachother
ZX is basically Zero 1 if Zero 1 wasn't a failed experiment in having a partly open world and actually pulled it off
I hate edobean's voice so much.
>>127808123
So germany is going to get raped and then told by the government it was it's own fault?
>no drama
>autism in check
this is the worst adgq
>>127808174
I think he will call it a catfish and skip the sex
>giving caleb a mic
That autistic ginger fucktard can't speak for shit. Why would they do that
>>127808175
back before memes dominated and caleb and trihex stayed in the background
>>127808174
but that's wrong, trihex looks like shite
>>127808014
you're jealous of the girl, right?
>>127807802
I never understood how anyone can take a plattforming game serioues in which you can endlessly walljump upwards on 1 wall.
>>127808175
wheres the sponsor logos, this is all wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZBDNQ3gas
Since cucks kept skipping it
>>127808176
Who on who? I'm new to this shit
>>127808176
It was impersonators.
EDOBEAN
A
CUTE!
>>127808240
well we have the whole big jon gay fat fetishist thing so it's not a total washout
>>127808274
>Not liking darkspinesonic and trihex
I bet you kiss girls faggot.
>>127808317
caleb was running that year tho
>>127808202
ZX has the different suits that all have unique playstyles though.
>>127807664
I want to kiss that human of questionable gender
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>127808394
Too bad those braces ruin it.
>>127808367
I think you should kill yourself Dilbert
do trihex and caleb now that even though they wanna show their "i've been lifting for 6 months teehee look at these monster newbie gains" males have a whole range of chest clothing besides WIFEBEATERS ALL DAY EVERY DAY ?
>greetings from germany
>>127808394
>that fat girl triple cleavage
puke
>>127808197
No, fuck you, Im totally bigay and I'll find a cute boy you'll see
It's megaman time
Post CanceledMan images.
>>127808274
>>>/pol/
>>127808496
relax /fit/
>>127807997
Yes.
>Caleb so booty blasted by loosing all those Mega Man races he isn't even in this one.
Caleb can't speak
>>127807475
>>127807587
>>127807659
Fucking annoying puton voice. Does she think she's gonna become a voice actor for pony cartoons?
>sleeveless
banned
SAY IT
>>127808394
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iKHD_tmZQCo/maxresdefault.jpg
I want to cum on her tits
say it
SAY IT!
>>127808496
Literally everyone who lifts does this
>caleb talking
OH GOD NO MAKE IT STOP
DIS WACE IS GONNA BE EXTREMEWEE GOOD
>>127808323
Nah, Trihex has a alright facial aesthetics and pretty decent physique. His hair game is weak though, a better haircut would suit his face better.
She is a 4/10 - head lookin like humpty dumpty
>caleb looks like a literal ectomorph compared to big jon
Damn blechy got built
>>127808665
Sengoku Rance or Mamatoto speedruns would be more entertaining than Fire Emblem desu
Holy fuck im already sick of him talking. Someone take the mic away from him.
I fucking hate caleb and his "I need to show off my arms" wifebeater shit so much
>>127808438
>implying anyone ever was out of Harupia mode at any time
even underwater it was the best
Phantom and Fenrir were useless and Leviathan was only fun for skating around on ice blocks like a hooning cunt
>>127808665
no actual gameplay
i love you
please dont hurt me anymore
>>127808240
stop being greedy
narcissa happening was enough
Why the fuck is Tiki wearing a blazer?
>>127808729
he has a decent face except for his very fat negroid nose and his haircut is horrendous
caleb sounds like m2k
>caweb
>>127808801
He got old senpai
He's making me feel old now.
I miss college tiki
>>127808801
Cause he stylin'
What happened to the SAY IT couple anyway? It ended after two days, right?
this guy souwnds like an idiot
>>127808916
still together
>>127808665
what is this?
>>127808665
post more animemes
>>127808773
say it
I have honestly never seen caweb and trihex wearing something that wasn't a tank top
>This commantary
>uhhh uhhh button mashing uhhh uhh really good
This is why you don't let autists on the mic.
EXTWEMEWEE WANDOM
EXTWEMEWEE GOOD
>>127808108
>mhc
You mean wester?
Not my probably he wasn't there in 2012, mate.
>>127808665
There's no where that allows them to be streamed.
>tfw Hentai Games Done Quick will always be a dream
>>127808665
They speedran Demon's Sperm with H turned off somewhere if I remember correctly
>>127808457
he's 16
>>127809003
>>127808340
>>127809034
I think it was at ESA last year.
>>127808665
ayo toss a source my way senpai
>>127808665
>hovering over title actually worked this time
How desperate are these kids wearing tanks that they feel they have to show off to a group of speed-runners?
>>127809118
shit I didn't know AGDQ was doubling as the eastern grommr meetup
>>127809030Anime Girls Done Quick
someone post jarvitz webms
why does caleb have a dutch accent
Just in case you wondered, Caleb wanted to 'nut in me baby'.
While he dated his current girlfriend, the 'SAY IT' girl.
He's a beta shit pretending to be an alpha.
Is the Megaman community the most autistic speedrunning community out there?
>>127809118
Did we find out what those moveable walls are?
post yfw speedrunning races slowly become the standard and soon enough there appears a "competitive scene" complete with winner interviews, "analysis" and "play by play casters"
How do you get so jacked but still look like a complete dork??
>>127809360
cosmo_v2
that cutie though
>>127809360
That face is something else.
>>127809224
that's why dram is god, he doesn't wear exposing shirts and is more fit than caleb and trihex
>>127809360
looks like she has fun
>>127809420
The walls for the projectors you autist.
>>127809420
used for displaying lizard propaganda to the masses
>>127809360
so that bitch gets to sit up front with the speedrunners because she let trihex cum in her?
>>127809364
he has a retard accent
>>127809405
Were you here during the Kingdom Hearts run?
>>127809420
projector screens you dumbass
>>127808774
>narcissa happening
????/
Where are they?
>>127808665
Call it, it's over
>>127809224
in the land of blind etcetera
>>127809427
he's wearing a wifebeater
it's impossible to not look like a dork in a wifebeater
Reminder that Stepmania takes more skill than every speedgame.
And it's 2d.
>>127809487
>Trihex
>sex with a woman
Is it wrong that I feel a gay fatherly love for blueglass?
>>127809405
Sonic players are extremely autistic, but in an innocent and friendly way.
>>127809420
it's probably an acoustic or lighting thing, most likely to block light to the back so sorta shade it from the camera (and also to brighten up the front for the in-person audience)
like a very ghetto version of those lights at the movie theatre with little fresnel lenses in them that only illuminate the very front of the room
>>127809421
these things already exist though except for being standard
>>127809360
His hair looks fun to play with
>>127809360
epic shoulder width
would still berry tho
>>127809360
she's thinking "wtf is this shit? I can't believe I'm here. Oh well, at least I'm gonna get my hot ass fucked again."
>nightmare for casual players
never had a problem with that boss before.
>>127809626
Blueglass is dead long live blueglass
>you can choose what stage you want to play
>they both follow the same order
>>127809626
Uh yes
>>127809204
Oh fuck, thanks for telling me so.
>>127809634
pretty sure you're talking about the projector screens
>>127809421
Did you notice how they included esport style interviews this year?
That is the objective it seems, the twitch bux are too tempting.
>>127809739
thank god, races with different routes are the worst
>>127809360
Why is that cuck talk show guy in the back?
>>127809739
easier for viewers desu
>>127809732
>blueglass scheduled to read donations on saturday
get hype motherfucker
>>127809713
Why you hate women so much?
is that big jon on the couch?
>>127809420
>we
they are projector screens, idiot. Theres no "we" here, your're the only moron here.
>>127809853
cuz theyre shit
>>127809845
what time? when?
>>127809890
No, just somebody impersonating him.
>>127809853
/v/ tier bait
>>127809890
nah its lil john
>>127807606
Was there another niggercouch this year?
Could have sworn that was SGDQ
>>127808561
Would you love him?
Aka kiss suck fuck cuddle live togehter etc
If yes you not nerdgay
If no you nerdgay
>luiz miguel actually donated the money he got from his pay for my vacation-athon
>>127809853
I can honestly say that I don't hate women. I don't know why you took it that way.
>>127809948
lel
>>127809890
no that's caleb
>Tiki gets slower bossfights
>Still overtakes doma
Why is doma the worst runner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLm8HGhaJAI
baka...
that guy on the couch sounds like golden
>>127810007
Yes
>live together
No
>already thursday
>barely at $500k
are people finally realizing how pointless prevent cancer foundation is?
at least doctors without borders are actual people trying to do shit.
>>127807587
>brossentia
C-careful what you wish for, paterfamilias
>>127810107
choke%
>>127810107
is trihex the stiv of ADGQ 2016?
races are bad because I have nothing to devote my focus to and it makes me way less invested in the run. do casuals watching this actually enjoy them?
>>127809941
9:00-13:00 AGDQ time
Dunno what time zone that is
>>127810073
RetroAfro please fix your description.
FuzzyDunlop did not put that mega archive together, I did.
>>127810007
GAYNERD
A
Y
N
E
R
D
Why not tho?
post 2014 lizard propaganda
>>127810164
you do this often and people just don't want to donate anymore
>>127810234
it's your time zone anon
>>127809421
Did you miss the time Pie tried to sell the community out to Machinima?
ALL
>>127809360
CUUUUUTE
>>127810004
You didn't see it this year because they decided that 6 AM was the right time for DsS' Lost World run.
>Skilled runner
>Technical, entertaining commentary
>Game that's never been at a GDQ before
>where do we put this?
>primetime?
>no
>afternoon?
>no
>what about when no one is awake in clapistan
>that sounds good
>>127810164
>$500k tally
>CEO of PCF alone rakes in $400k a year
>>127810107
The weak should fear the strong
>>127810228
I enjoy a race when I know the game/route so I can compare who's ahead all the time.
>>127810164
>>127810164
donations are usually backloaded
>>127810316
No, this was on a google spreadsheet
EXTWEMEWEE pwecise
>>127810267
Was meant to
>>127810126
>>127810353
what is that text from?
>>127810371
nice reference! i saw that image too. :)
>>127809420
Alright guys, I did some calculatus.
I think it's to keep the background noise low.
You know, since there are people in the background so their voices and rumbling don't get through.
>>127810450
GWABBEEN ON THE WEDGES
>>127809421
Won't happen since speedrunning doesn't have the variance and strategic depth of any real esport
Jfc Caleb on commentary sounds like an 8 year old explaining how to "beat his video game"
So, how many times has the mega man community bought the same game? more or less times than the madden fandom?
>Keep talking over eachother
Just choose one wellspoken guy to comment you nerds.
>>127810578
i'll just remind you that rngstone has a big competitive scene
>>127810228
People always love competition, I'm surprised they don't put the world record number up on stream to people can get hyped over WR pace or bitch that it isn't.
That said, the only race I really enjoyed was the Ninja Gaiden relay from last year. It was unique, fun and well executed I felt.
https://youtu.be/_F1We1WD9Nk
>>127810456
I unno, living together sounds like a pain, girl or man. Plus I cant make kids with boys
>>127810501
gimmick sound test menu from the agdq run
>>127808240
reminder that if you like races you are the same as the stepmania/mario maker retards and fall for the speedrunner esports hype
Guys are you ready for the epic "OH NO HE DIED ;_;" joke they'll make when they're getting the hadouken????
>>127810228
races can only enjoyable if you're a total casual and sports fan who enjoys shit like seeing who's ahead at a given moment or seeing people be competitive OR if you are already very familiar with the route and the tricks so you can watch the performance of each player and be able to keep up. If you're any where in between, races are a waste of time. I don't see the point.
>>127810626
Yea, yea. He does, does. He does.
No idea how that autist makes a living from streaming
>>127810228
I agree never liked races - better to just have one good runner. More comfy
>>127810680
> Plus I cant make kids with boys
Dont remind me :c
Why do so many people not commentate their own runs?
It's so stupid
>>127810667
So does poker. What's your point?
i heard this entire thing is prerecorded and scripted
>>127810740
Gets funnier every year
bigjon has a fat fetish? well... could be worse.
I like races if only because you get 2 shots at a difficult trick. I treat it like one run until its a close race, then go full retard sports fan when they're synched
>>127810809
who cares if the couch is doing it?
>>127810353
Good it means the rest of the world can watch
>>127810962
yeah, it could be a gay fat fetish...
>>127810809
about as stupid as complaining about who is commentating, as long as they know what they're talking about
>>127810809
If they are amazing at the game and focus on getting a really good time (within 5 min of WR) or it is really difficult/long part they need to focus I think it is fine if the couch commentates.
If they are off WR by 30 min they'd better be explaining everything.
Can someone link me the "Say it" meme?
Ty :^)
>>127810971
Nice try but you'll need more to defeat your sister
>>127810970
Because that's fucking lame
If you can't commentate at least a bit while you play the game you don't deserve a spot in a GDQ
>megaman run
>no roll pics
Is it literally possible to be more gay than this?
>>127810971
I want to FUCK Rokko Chan
why would they let them take different routes?
attention is already divided, now there's no way to compare how well they're doing
ME HUNGRY
>>127811108
>If you can't commentate at least a bit while you play the game you don't deserve a spot in a GDQ
Lel, you people crack me up
Yeah bu, yeah bu, yeah, yeah, but
Why is caleb given a mic each year?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>>127811093
i'll link it when you SAY IT
>>127811140
they'll come back together for sigma's
>Yeah...you need....yeah....yeah...intentional deaths, yeah
>>127811065
lol yea...;-;
>>127811127
>fetishizing obscure anime girls from 90s video games
The only way to be any gayer is to actually fuck men.
>>127811127
>boring old pics everyone has seen
>>127811140
tiki is going to win
its all scripted
not much to watch here
thanks caleb
>>127809890
4 u
>>127811338
>fetishizing girls
>gay
No, anon. You are the gay.
I was in the audience yesterday so I couldn't post here, but did anyone catch the donation about Christopher Poole passing away from cancer in 2015? I'm sure you fags were talking about it.
>>127810962
A gay fat feeder weight gaining fetish
trihex is so gay senpai
>>127811338
>obscure
Fucking millennials.
>>127811441
That was the second donation about moot
>>127811243
>>127811441
I thought I heard wrong but yeah.
>>127811486
disregard females acquire females nigga
It's um, becaus, um, yeah, um, just, yeah, for sure, I respect, um, just, yeah, so, and, uh, SAY IT
it's faster to die
>>127811342
I know you fucking love it you humongous faggot.
>its okay to go slow if you're ahead
its happening
holy shit. caleb is fucking shit at explaining things.
literally sounds like a retarded kid try to talk about video games.
>>127811486
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know yeah you know yeah say it yeah yeah you know but uh yeah uh yeah y-yeah b-but yeah
>tfw no pokemon werster run
he's a good commentator and makes a slow paced run actually pretty interesting
>>127811127
We have respect for the dead and there is barely one as dead as megaman.
>>127811425
Anime pictures aren't girls, no matter how hard you fantasize.
>>127811512
She hardly appears in those games. You're just so soaked in weeaboo that decades of weirdos fetishizing these character on the internet has made you think people know who the fuck they are.
>>127811687
mayushii??
>>127811732
He's banned
>>127811314
No really, big jon has a gay fat fetish it's not a joke
>>127811658
forearms too big
>>127811685
are you actually making fun of someone for something when you probably do the same exact thing?
>caleb
JUST
>>127811827
YEAH
>>127811802
hope he seeks mental health help.
>>127811526
What was the first?
>>127811486
Trihex you are so fucking gay.
WHERE IS THE CIDEO OF YOU FUCKING NOIR
nobody on srg actually enjoys speedruns or speedrunning.
>>127811780
>illustrations of fictional girls are gay
You're getting more and more homo with every post.
>>127811802
>BMI 47
>>127811813
>not commentating in your head when you play games
casual
>>127811802
Is he gay? What?!
>grommer
Fucking gaining sites.
>they don't take any damage from enemies
wow this sure is a tough game
>>127811912
Basically the same thing but the donation reader caught it while reading and said "ugh, really?" but finished reading it anyway
>interests: trying to distend my gut as much as possible
...drama someone please
....anything please
>>127811813
He isn't trying to steal the spotlight at an autist marathon, unlike the ginger who tries it every single year
>>127812003
I know what the fuck
>>127812003
Not necessarily, might just be getting cash from gay "fans"
>>127811802
What the fuck is Grommr
>>127812074
>TWITTER MY SHITTER
Fucking faggot, it's a good speedrun going on, watch it.
>>127811813
>when you probably do the same exact thing?
nah, considering I was one of those faggots in college who was part of the debate team. so speech is something im actually good at.too bad im bad at video games
>>127812147
A site for gay people who have a fetish for people who like to gain tremendous amounts of weight
>>127812147
What the fuck do you think?
>all these shitters who weren't here for the big jon fiasco
please not this again
Siglemic 3
>>127812159
wait are you watching the same stream?
we're watching agdq which has mega man X being speedran
>m-muh frames
>m-muh lag
Are all speedrunners a bunch of faggots?
>>127812212
so what you're telling me
is that you're good with your mouth?
>trying to say someone has been impersonating him for 5 years
nobody aside from caleb is going to believe that come on big guy
N I C E
>>127811802
that's the reason why everyone is scared
>>127812335
I don't know that's why I asked you fucking double nigger
RIP TIKI
tiki getting reckless
he wants it
>>127812361
That comic used to be good two years or so ago, I wonder if it is still shit now.
>>127812469
respect for the blind hadouken shot, didn't pay off.
>>127812503
It was never good and only got worse.
>>127810627
Not enough times, those games are too short. I played all the classic games multiple times already and now there is nothing like it being made, I have to get by with fan games and rom hacks, would really like a mega man 11, 12, etc.
YEAH L-LETS S-SEE IF T-TIKI CAN GET...YEAH LET'S G-GO
Hearthstone takes more brain power than speedrunning.
>Tiki
C H O K E D
H
O
K
E
D
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
Speedrunning takes more brain power than shitposting.
>you'll never look at big jon the same way again
thanks srg
>>127812352
> Not wanting to fast.
Are you a casual, anon?
>one shots every boss
literally what
>>127810235
Once again, Retro, fix your description and remove the thanks to FuzzyDunlop. I don't want that gay boy getting credit for my work.
https://twitter.com/Shadow_Jacky/status/685231806807867392
very good race desu
who /respect/ here
>runners too autistic to talk during that whole run
Why is this allowed?
>>127812735
nigga it's a powerup you'd never discover on your own AND you have to be at full health to use it
it's basically a god mode cheat
>>127811356
How does it feel to get btfo?
>Tiki lost because a small portion of the screen didn't show up for him
That must sting.
>>127812859
wow yeah it's much more impressive now that you explain it like that!
>>127812647
Speedrunning is mindless memorization, so of course it does.
Holy fuck Tiki looks so dejected.
Also, that response to "thirty-seven" from the couch, jesus.
>>127811356
kek
>>127812762
>buy it again
hey bigjon
good commentary gorillahart
wait. did i miss something?
at the beginning of the run, they kept saying they were going to do/get something special at the end.
what were they talking about? or was it just the hadoken?
lets see how the zero and zx runs go
>de cybersemoneater
is bigjon going to kill himself?
>>127812904
pretty bad desu i'm now the laughing stock of the speedrunning community
How much did they rake in last AGDQ?
>>127813042
It was the hadouken
did that guy really bring his hot mom to this?
>>127812925
so you'd rather them just shoot the bosses a bunch more times just for the "skill" despite it doing nothing but adding more time?
shut up faggot
>>127812926
my mind wanders
>tfw never got good at zero
>>127812503
it's shit and radical feminist shit at that
>have a pulled up sleeves fetish
>see redhead
came
pls webm xD
hi cybermemeon
>>127813095
$1,576,085.00, $200,556.24 was raised via the AGDQ 2015 Bundle
>Hopefully my girlfriend doesn't see me donating to charity
Wow that guy really needs to find someone else.
stop looking at your phone like an autist cyberdemon
Another woman who doesn't dress like a woman
This meme really needs to end.
Would it kill someone to wear a fucking skirt?
cyber i know youre reading this on your phone
mack on that qt right now
cyber hit on that woman
>>127812130
grommr this, grommr that
the FUCK does grommr mean
>>127813080
>black blood pressure genetics + gaining weight intentionally
>>127812735
It's basically a cheat, dying 4 times there is like inputting a cheat code, something you'd never get playing normally. It's the one thing I don't like about x and x2 speedruns
>>127813162
it was me. i have no gf. it was a ploy to get my donation read aloud.....
>>127812931
He used to run this shit, especially in marathons
>>127813162
Or get a job and stop being a "stay at home man"
>boot up a game i wanted to speedrun
>remember im shit at it
rip
>>127813202
big guys 4u
hey guys where's mike rofl
>>127813168
He's trying to get banned.
>>127813148
if she crosses arms ill come a 2nd time
who is this latest splooge scrooge?
>>127813113
no i'd rather a better speedgame being played retard
there's nothing interesting about any megaman game
>a move that makes them invuln through all enemies before boss
>a move that one shots bosses
>>127813113
Yeah, let's just warp to the credits. Cut out all the unnecessary, time consuming gameplay
>>127813176
Give up, anon, it's depressing indeed but women don't care about skirts and dresses anymore.
I have a ps3 ps4 PC and 3ds. What should I speedrun?
where's knitting cancer girl? when's the marriage proposal? this year is pretty bad
I hate this girl that's reading donations.
I can't remember her name, but I can't forget that awful voice.
>>127813106
well that was fucking stupid.
im guessing they were just trying to be funny then. dumb autists.
>>127813445
Ecco the dolphin
>>127813369
straight-to-credits wrong warps are fucking crazy though and i wish there was more wild gonzo glitch shit
it's way more interesting than the tiny little glitches like that mirrors edge step kick thing
OoT speedruns are only so great because the game can be broken so easily
>>127813445
>ps3 ps4 PC
The real question is
Do you have an SSD?
>>127813471
>wanting her back
>>127813343
she looks 40, get this shit outta here
>>127813351
so what retarded game would you rather be played, faggot?
>inb4 some shit game 10 times worse than mega man
>inb4 can't even name a game
>>127813369
please explain to me how shooting a boss a bunch of times is somehow more "skillful"
i'll wait
absolutely based
>tfw lazing in bed on my birthday after having birthday cake and chinese food, watching speedruns, lurking /srg/ and shitposting with friends
I hope you are all having a good day, /srg/:3
>>127813512
no ):
>>127813532
Well, you have to aim and dodge for starters.
But nah, doing a simple move is so totally equal in skill.
>>127813570
>stayed up all night being angry
>watched some LP videos
>bought and ate ramen
2/10 it was ok
>>127813445Resident Evil 6And only the bad campaigns (Chris+Jake)
>>127813493
Refer to >>127810626
>because of the prevent cancer foundation she's beaten cancer
I desire to know more
How did they help her when the only thing they focus on is prevention?
This is like thanking condom manufacturers for a miscarriage
>>127813521
i want to see her nudes
>>127813532
literally anything is better than megaman
i know you're just baiting for fun but it's the actual worst speedgame
even dark souls is 1000x better than megaman which has similar gameplay i suppose
>>127813661
Are you one of those people going around in youtube videos saying that glitches in speedruns are cheating?
>my mom has cancer and she's alive today thanks to cancer prevention foundations
I don't think that's how it works mate.
I enjoy the classic mega man games, but all these other series are pretty boring
>>127812503
it devolved into shit from what im told
>>127812571
>opinions
>>127813745
that dude is groce as heck
>>127813445
Get better videogame systems,kid.
Oh shit, it's the lost Mario bros. on couch again!
>>127813745
absolutelydisgusting.tiff
>>127813748
Are you one of those who thinks God mode makes for a fun speedrun?
Of course you are
Nice to see you didn't refute my argument about fighting the boss normally being more skillful. Because you lost
>>127813570
>>127813671
Closing up my day at work, watched agdq all day, chatting with my speedfriends, contemplated my retirement
Wasn't too bad.
>>127813661
>Well, you have to aim and dodge for starters.
you mean like they did for the first 8 bosses?
you'd rather see them do it a second 8 times?
fuck off
>>127813743
>couldn't name a game, as expected
kek
>>127813743
>it's the actual worst speedgame
(You)
ANNOUNCER GOT A VOICE OF AN ANGEL
WHO IS SHE?
>>127813570
>still receiving birthday cakes from anyone
>not even been abandoned by all friends and loved ones yet
>>>/out/
>Wii U VC
my sides
>>127813891
I'm not the same guy. Yes, it is more skillfull, but this is a speedrun, the sole purpose of it is to go fast.
>>127811802
thanks /srg/, today I learned about a fetish that I didn't know I have
>>127813570
Stop shitting up up the site.
>>127813926
damn megaman runners are autistic as fuck
>>127813743
>actual worst speedgame
How is mega man worse than the infinitely slower castlevania games we had today for example?
>>127813926
>couldn't name a game
But he named a game
>>127813861
seems legit, i'd hang with that crew
they seem like they would be supportive of my pursuits, and while they may disagree with me, will not take it personally if we do not see eye-to-eye on something
>>127813963
here's your (You)
thanks cyber
>sonic music
>autists come flooding in the doors like sheeps to a slaughter
>>127813871
>>127813570
Had my first day of work today for the new year.
I'm bloated and feel generally terrible right now. Don't know how Big Jon gets off on this.
>>127813967
>Not baking your own cake
Disgraceful
Who will be the first to die on stream from a heart attack: BigFag or Weewee?
So when is starcraft 2: legacy of the void?
I thought gdq loved having a shit game take hours and bore everyone.
>>127814002
>the sole purpose of it is to go fast.
*inputs inbuilt cheat code to get to the end*
It's part of the game, so that should be fine.
>>127814072
>>127813564
>>127813406
I love cyberdemon
>>127813512
SSD gives almost no advantage on consoles
>>127814042
>dark souls
L O L
O
L
god damn you /v/ faggots are obsessed with that series
>>127814146
Glitches are part of a speedrun, though. Cheats are not.
>>127813963
>>127813992
>m-muh monopol
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need power over autists playing games fast
>>127814146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
oh great we have to listen to this guy riff for 40min
>Donation readers should omit reading "Donation goes to _______'s choice"
I think this would make me moderately more pleased with the marathon.
>Mega"MAN"
>Its a cute girl
>>127814195
it's more impressive and interesting to watch than mega man at least
>>127814146
You're really retarded.
tfw Mega Man Zero was the first megaman game I played as a kid
>>127814224
>Cheats are not.
Why not?
Explain without using any arbitrary arguments
PS: You literally cannot
Ciel is cute!
>>127814242
>still no comfy practice room sidestream
what year will this happen?
>>127814146
do you eat thru ur ass cuz ur shitting out ur mouth rn family
>>127814363
because that's cheating!!!!!
>>127814357
you had a good start
my first was one of the X games and I fucking hated it
Battle Network/Star Force best series btw
>>127814363
If you don't know the difference between exploiting glitches and things in the actual game, and literally entering cheat codes, you're an idiot.
>>127814340
You clearly don't have an argument. Keep your mouth shut next time.
Does TaleSpin (NES) have any speedtech?
>no andrewg
>no cyghfer
>>127814293
ButCiel is the new Megaman, as far as what she's trying to do
>>127814531
Logically there is no difference.
I'm fine with arbitrarily banning cheats to make speedruns more interesting though.
Hi speedfriends.
How have the runs been?
>>127814451
it wont
gdqs are sticks in the mud about side streams
esa is your best bet for that eventually other than main side streams anyway
>>127814363
It's just a generally accepted rule of speedrunning (and most other competitive hobbies).
You're right, there is no law stopping you from using cheats, but the general public will not accept your run as legitimate if you use cheats.
>>127814531
at least cheat codes were intentionally coded into the game. whereas glitches were not. if anything cheat codes are more legitimate than glitches.
>>127814363
i hate to meme out but the categories are indeed arbitrary
some categories of some games allow cheats, and Glitchless is a common category
please stop trolling to weakly
>>127814363
Chibi pls.
Also stop making redundant line breaks.
>>127814628
>if anything cheat codes are more legitimate than glitches.
>>127814619
ESA is comfy as fuck
Game 2 of our guy Mason vs our guy ixmike88
>>127814607
go away Brossentia's future husband. we don't take kindly to furfags around here
>>127814531
Do explain why there being a difference is relevant to the argument?
You're using the games tools to get from the beginning, until the end.
The reason you think cheats are bad but glitches are good is entirely arbitrary.
Therefore the whole argument of "The point of speedrunning is to get to the end as quickly as possible" is bullshit
>>127814716
Agreed, that 9 hour final fantasy run was so snuggy and warm.
>>127814727
two days in a row good job
Did weebs get GDQ threads banned on /v/, or am I just waking up at weird time?
>>127814781
that's a girl
>>127814714
Argue against it.
Cheats are intentional, glitches are not.
Does something being intentional mean it's not legitimate?
Does it being unintentional mean it's illegitimate?
> He doesn't have to do all missions but this is all missions
>>127814084
I'm sorry
>>127814716
ESA is jewish
>>127814918
One thing is specifically called "cheating", the other isn't.
>>127815003
Sorry for what? mhhm
I actually really like my job.
>the guy in this thread saying cheat codes are legitimate speed run strats
damn this nigga tryna redefine what "speedrun" means
I think I tried to make the "cheats are equal to glitches" argument back in 2013 and finally realized the categories must be accepted on a per game basis by each game's community and that apeedrunning is literally arbitrary.
>>127814781
But I'm not a guy, bro.
>>127815062
Still better than anything GDQs can muster at this point
Is this guy supposed to be losing so much HP? Or is he just bad?
Why did it take /srg/ so long to find bigjon's fat fetish? I mean this twitter post is basically a confession.
>>127815141
Prove it.
>>127815091
All the categories are arbitary.
All it needs is one autists pushing his agenda enough.
>>127814727
Where?
>escort mission
Did people really say this shit is better than real Mega Man?
What game was in that one speedrun where the main character is a girl, and turned into a zombie? It was a 2D old school looking game, maybe like NES or SNES era? It had really good animations.
>>127814293
you should see the mangas, they are zany as heck
>>127814626
>>127814363
there's an actually rather shit article by that Sirlin guy from his Play 2 Win series about cheating in competitive environments, using Akuma from SFII as an example
it basically comes down to what the community agrees is banned; in the US, Akuma is hard-banned in like 99% of tournaments, but in Japan, he's allowed, but with the understanding that you are a shitter who no one is going to play with seriously and/or you are about to get stabbed irl
also don't some speedruns allow for certain cheats anyway? and NG+ runs on low difficulties are basically cheating, especially if it's zany shit like Metal Gear where you can have infinite ammo and turn invisible and shit
When did Caveman become our boy?
>>127815259
I'm not a huge fan of the 8 Bit MMs, but I think the 16 Bit ones are utter trash.
>>127815229
It's a proven fact that you can't turn fat into muscle. All you're doing is stretching your skin by getting fat and then building muscle.
>>127815207
Damaging yourself is pretty useful sometimes, mostly to get invincibility to go through shit.
Whether he's actually bad or not is undecided.
all the categories really ARE arbitrary
>>127815062
What is it with pol/tards that they love jew and nigga cock so much?
>>127815308
thats most likely ironic
>>127815229
What is "burn the carbs off" supposed to mean.
You're not gonna burn off 4k+ calories of carbs in a day.
>>127815087
So it's arbitrary
That's fine by me, but categorizing solely on the basis of what name the mechanic was given is arbitrary.
turok any
http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
>>127815229
Because we're not fags with fat fetishes.
If /v/ hadn't come over for agdq this never would've been exposed.
>>127815302
Correct, it's an arbitrary hobby (just like everything else is) and the current (unwritten?) rule is that no cheat codes are allowed.
You could just start a category where they are allowed, though.
>>127815427
>So it's arbitrary
Not really.
>name
You do know that words actually have a meaning behind them...?
>>127815438
there are already LP's of turok on yt slayer
>>127815259
Zero 1 is pretty bad but still better than X
Zero 2-4 are GOAT
>>127815261
Resident Evil 6
>>127815379
>>127815207
it looks like he just doesn't give a fuck
Zero series has a weird ranking system where if you're A or S rank, bosses get new moves which can waste a lot of time. so it's worth it to take some intentional damage just to lower your rank so they don't use those moves.
in a casual playthrough you want a high rank because it's how you get extra saber moves, but the saber moves aren't very good and I think in Zero 1 they're a part of EXP gain anyway so it is completely pointless to go for high ranks if you're just trying to GOFAST
you also don't lose a ton of speed to get hit and it can be faster to just pass through an enemy while invincible instead of trying to kill it. Zero series can get pretty dickish about placing enemies right in your way to slow you down, but later in the series you get more stuff to deal with assholes
>>127815481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw
>that feel when no one to watch since everyone went to AGDQ
help
>>127815229
Does he actually work out with it or does he just get fat
Speedruns should be about beating the game as fast as possible relaying on your skill alone. Instead we have niggas using glitches, cheats and even backup saves for when they die because they aren't actually good at the game.
So sad.
test
>>127815769
*streams*
>>127815769mofat
>>127815481
>unwritten
I think a lot of categories are written down. even OoT meme categories have rules
>You could just start a category where they are allowed, though.
off the top of my head, I know there's a seperate category for HL2 running that allows certain non-cheat console commands that let you do some funny clips or surfing or something that you can't normally do
there's also those cool runs where they turn the game speed way down, play it in like 10 real time hours, then speed it back up to normal speed for what is essentially TAS level play
>>127815229
Someone should tell that dumbass that the human GI track can't absorb that much protein and 80% of it's just getting shat out.
"burn the carbs off" makes no sense excess carbs like all calories are stored long term as fat or short term as glycogen (unless he means burning away his glycogen stores) which is counter productive given how much of that is stored inside muscle.
>>127815818
>implying there aren't thousands of glitches that require skill to pull off
nigga u dumb
>let's beat cancer and get that final fantasy run going
Is that an oxymoron?
>>127815818 (You)
I'll never understand why they had to add all this dialogue to Mega Man games.
Cool run so far though
>>127815818
>So sad.
Yeah, it's sad that there are ignorant people like you.
>>127815818
It's a marathon where you're going to do a single run just to showcase it to non-speedrunners mostly.
I'm not even going to comment on the glitches, if you want fast let's plays, start your own hobby.
>>127815259
Zero 1 was pretty experimental and had a lot of odd missions.
2-4 go back to the regular choose a robot and go kill him method though.
>>127815604
A cheat is no different from any other mechanic.
They're all intentionally added into the game.
Same with easter eggs.
You may not be intended to find them all during your first playthrough, but the intention is for the player to find them and use them.
This is not the case for a glitch, by definition.
If the dev can say "Oh, actually, jumping is kind of a cheat we added into the game for players who can't finish without it", that makes jumping, in any game, a cheat.
Thus, it is arbitrary
>>127816007
You would hate Gunvolt then
>>127815769
>Streamboaring
>>127815308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
This the same dude?
>>127815245
But why?
>>127815818
Agreed
You're not even beating the game the way the developers intended.
>>127816065
What about the social links?
this zero run is pretty dope
>>127816007
>I'll never understand why they had to add all this dialogue to Mega Man games.
anime
>>127816065
yeah if you want to see what Zero 1 would be like if it were good, it's basically what ZX is.
>open world
>weird mission structure
>GOTTAGOFAST platforming
it's basically them going "yeah remember all those shit parts about Zero 1? what if we just didn't have those"
>>127815818
Good think glitchless% is made just for you.
>>127815308
Are american hours starting already?
Time for 99% offtopic with kids spouting political ideoligies.
Leviathan a cute!!
>>127816214
>de hippie spacing
>>127815965
Considering how much he weighs, that amount of protein isn't even overdoing it.
Our boi Iceplug going to AGDQ tomorrow
Can he save this event? I don't think he can. Not with that camera angle.
Good run. Too bad about the anime though.
>>127816114
cosmo go home youre all hopped up on estrogen again
>>127816287
harupia is more qt
even though I can never remember how to spell or pronouncehisname properly
>>127816268
>complaining about americans
>on an american image forum
>owned by an american
>on the american internet
>>127816287
best mega man girl
>>127816316
>liberal
Please stop calling authoritarian, anti-rights leftists "liberals"
They're regressives
>you can skip the most annoying part of the factory level
Holy shit
>>127816332
General rules for protein intake are for lean body mass though. Not sure how much of that is underneath his fat suit
>>127816007
Capcom is very good at milking and ruining everything they own.
>>127816332
In one meal it certainly is and to justify that much protein he'd have to weigh around 220kg and that'd be DAILY protein intake.
>>127816478
What do you want me to call you? Cuck? Low test beta? Anti-White? Pussy?
>>127816438
>tumblr
>unnecessary text on the gif
why do tumblrfags always do that? the expression is more than enough. the text literally adds nothing.
>>127815818
> I don't get a lot of viewers, nor have any records. I'll just bitch at better players.
>tfw you cant even delete cock.li accounts
Why?
zero's hot bosses>>>>megaman's manchild meme enemies
>>127816608
Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>127816472
there's cuter bosses
>>127816614
$chan is the cause.
>>127816614
Why do people use tumblr at all for gifs since they all run no faster than 5 FPS.
>most donation readers wait until the runner says it's a good time to read donations
>edobean just reads whenever the fuck she wants
HATE YOU EDOBEAN
>>127816608
You can call meany time
On a serious note though, it just annoys me when reddit is called liberal, when they demonstrably aren't.
>>127816807
le double meme
>>127816807
What else to expect from an annoying attention-whore?
The worst is, nobody will ever fucking tell her.
>DOUBLE FRAME PERFECT x99
jesus chris fuck off i wanna see this monkey get destroyed by a robot man
>>127816669
Send a mail to VC and he'll probably do it for you.
>>127816459
>owned by an american
?
Hey guys I want to start speedrunning KH 1.5. Where should I start?
>>127816807
>pay attention to me
>>127816807
>>127816923
The announcers sometimes talk to the runner beforehand and ask when there's good times to read donations.
>>127816754
and they are limited to like 5 seconds
>>127816459
>>owned by an american
>>127816929
VC? ANON HELP ;_;
>this isn't even my final form
>>127816807
>de hippie spacing
>>127816976
Don't be so reasonable
>>127816956
Continue being a complete and utter weeaboo faggot.
>>127816923
edobean assassination fund on kickstarter pls
https://youtu.be/vD7W9aAMj3o?t=40m26s
i like this run. comfy
>>127817068
But I've heard them talk about it before, m8.
hi im new
is there a firefox oddshot plugin?
>>127817064
Is saying this the newest epic meme?
>>127817090
>assassination
Somebody just should throw some doritos at her and tell her to being obnoxious.
>>127817045
>is on cock.li
>doesn't know who VC is
Hello reddit.
>RNG manipulation
lmao u can smell the virgin on this cuck
>>127817047
I just noticed those are kirbys and not roses on trihex thingy.
>>127817047
Trihex's fucking neck. (puke)
>>127817047
Stop posting your pictures you fucking autistic nigger.
>>127816472
Would you fuck a robot fish?
>>127817047
pluto wins
christ how fucking hard does tri force himself for all this shit. 1st anime junk. then fit, and now blatant gayness. he really is extremely pathetic
>>127811314
Friberg is that you?
>>127817253
I was trying to check it out. But if you dont want to help, fine :'c
is crak attack our boi?
>>127817260
>/v/edditgag has never manipulated rng
>>127817153
Literally who is this?
>>127817159
flameberger is pretty chill, he also sometimes runs waifu simulator aka riviera
>>127816905
i'm pretty sure the definition of liberal is "anything goes"
>>127817337
Who?
>>127817253
Ok found it, thanks
>>127817419
Meanwhile, reddit's general consensus is about as liberal as Germany
>>127817395
some FGC nigga
>>127817324
Absolutely
>>127817387
Nice bait filename anime.
>>127817328
What happened to Trihex? Is he okay? Is he going to make a Grommr account with his pal?
Do you think any speedruns actually look impressive? The only one I ever thought looked impressive was SM64 and that's because he's diving, and somersaulting and wall kicking all of the time.
Everything else just looks meh
>it completely fricks the RNG manipulation
Nice save I guess
>>127817324
Are you some kinda fag anon?
>Cheating the game to turn it into a button masher
Why is this allowed?
>>127817843
it wasn't nice until he reset his rng to zero
mega man games...........sure are.....................exciting............................to watch..........................................................
>two minutes left
MERCY
>>127817812
>not appreciating speedtech that isn't immediately noticeable to the average plebian viewer
>being a pleb
i have been watching this for 42 hours straight now
>>127817963
say that again this time tomorrow when based duckfist is running
>>127817664
>people still get triggered by filenames
>>127818045
Do you not sleep?
No powernaps?
NEET?
>>127817812
the tightness of OG castlevania is pretty absurd.
>>127814619
ESA is gonna try and do a mafia side stream this year
>>127818031
I don't care if 2D platformers have the most tech on the planet. They look boring.
>>127818119
...
>34 seconds away from not being allowed to go to AGDQ next year
>>127818119
absurdly boring and skilless
SM64 is literally the only interesting speedrun to watch.
this was a cool + chill run, looking forward to MMZX before bed
>>127818119
OG Castlevania is slow as moleasses though.
>>127818114
He probably sleeps during the incompetently long set up times.
>>127814242
playing smash, wrecking my wrists.
>>127818168
ESA will still be boring and full of homosexuality so it doesn't matter.
>>127817963
>>127818260
- the opinion of most twitch monsters
>>127817812
Yeah, retards tend to flock to sm64 the most because it's the most immediately accessible. You can see a similar phenomenon when people listen to music; pop music tends to me the most immediately appealing to retards without having any actual depth.
>>127814242
Imagine the smell and germs
That room is probably a bigger contagion than a Disney cruise ship during the summer holidays
>>127818276
You'd think a speedrunning event would have really fast setups
Like at least ONE of these autists has got to have sperged out and found the most efficient route to do these setups in
a new meme better pop up soon or i'm going to fall asleep here at my desk
>>127818267
>OG Castlevania is slow as moleasses though.
The slowness lets you see just how tight they have to play tho
Plus it's short so if you don't like it you don't have to be bored for long.
Who's the girl reading donations? She sounds hot.
>>127818053
oh my god theres ANOTHER megaman block???
>>127818456
here's a meme for you
*unzips*
>>127818045
Don't die, m8
>>127818493
You're memeing right?
>zeldathon raised half as much with like 1/15th the viewers
bet on the wrong horse desu
>>127818260
I haven't found any other platformer that compares
It's the acrobatics that makes SM64 fun.
>>127814242
>everyone there is looking at either a tv with a game on it, or the camera with a puzzled "why are you recording this" look
>literally only the chick is making a face at the camera
she's holding an original gameoy or something also??
attention whores, the lot of them. literal whores too
>>127818449
further proof speedrunning doesn't translate into being a functional adult
that was annoying
but that squeak at the end of the yell was fucking adorable
Do women have to ruin everything?
They didn't ruin the previous GDQs this much.
oh man, that was some good pizza I just had. Washed it down with some ice cold sweat tea. Yeah I'm good now. Back to shitposting 4chan for the rest of the night.
remove edo
lol stfu
>>127818449
Setups actually are pretty quick considering they're swapping out systems and need to check if like 10 different things are outputting correctly and cooperating.
>tfw you realize no one have speedrunned the two last chapters of Heretic
>Can't determine if too hard since enemies trap you easily or lack of interest
Wtf is Azure Striker Gunvolt and is it worth watching?
>>127818787
>de hippie spacing
>>127818649
And, once again, she's dressed like a fucking man
Women truly are trash
>>127818716
Ever since 2014 they've been creeping in. During 2013 you barely ever saw them. Slowly and slowly you saw more of a presence on the couches, and on twatter, and everywhere else. They really do fucking ruin everything.
>>127818735
sweet*
>I AM DA HOIPEST ANNOUNCAH
ffffuck offfff
>>127818787
I'm surprised they aren't just all set up and have to throw a bunch of switches to rejigger the inputs
my fucking old anime club had a setup like that with four different consoles and three TVs, and all we had was a single switch and a lot of speaker wire
surely a "professional" backend crew could at least do basic cable management
>>127818260
I don't find SM64 that enjoyable to watch.
>>127818735
>sweat tea
disgusting, fuck off
So
did Blueglass actually do any of the announcing
or was that all fake?
>>127818787
They're literally plugging a different console into a wall outlet and a CRT TV
Who /girlgeek/ here
>>127818935
nes is best confirmed
>>127818449
All it would take is to have a central receiver like you use for surround sound, if I can hook up multiple consoles, a bluray player and a cable box while still having inputs free there is no excuse for this.
so whos the guy cumming in edo nowadays?
What a time to be alive.
>>127818787
Last night all they had to do was swap from SMW to YI and it still took around 10 minutes.
>>127818260
Also the only interesting one to run
>>127818939
I fucking corrected it, shut up.
I woke up from my trance because mega man zero had so good music in it.
>>127818917
Streaming alone makes it roughly 500 million times more complicated. Not to mention adding in commentary, the PA system, multiple camera setup, etc
>>127819059
they're against open flames
>>127818993
I wonder how many careers were ended by attending that and having all the other more established girls gossip about you slanderously?
>>127819027
it's u
>>127818935
What do you find enjoyable to watch?
Not an attempt to insult by the way, genuinely curious
>>127818993
>Twitch
So are they going to stream it or something? That doesn't really seem like video games.
>>127819190
Midgets humping
>>127819059
Pack up your grills, folks. Their patented designs aren't wanted there.
>>127819190
Lots of stuff, but the most common game I watch speedran is probably the DKCs and SMRPG.
>>127819190
Not him but I've been watching dustforce.
twitchtv/dicetherice/v/10553956 (WR)
>>127818935
>>127819146
>>127819369
>de hippie spacing
>>127819146
counterpoint:
>two-bit anime club could get three TVs, four consoles and a sound system to all play nice with limited equipment
>local game lounge had consistent FG streams because one guy had a capture card and a popular Twitch account
>multi-million dollar charity event can't get some fucking zip-ties for their cables
I'm not saying the setup time is slow and I bet half of it is just getting the runner out there but still, have you seen some of those shots of the setup, it's insane
>>127819190
Fire Emblem
>>127819190
Anything that has completely gamebreaking strats desu.
>>127819372
>dustforce
oh shit nigga that is a good run.
I'm reading that big jon pastebin again and it didn't hit me the first time just how much he was reaching for damage control.
It's kind of really sad.
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.
Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
>>127819545
t. redditor
>>127818810
It's been routed. Talk to the runners I told you about and email me so we can talk elsewhere [email protected]
>>127819545
>very few technical issues
>tfw your speedgame got blown up and no one runs any%
rip Spyro 2 any% I don't think anyone is going to beat Touval's time
>>127819190
Super Mario RPG
>>127819545
imo the game selection has been kinda meh (stepmania exhibition, fuggen really) and the drama is half the fun
>>127819412
What the fuck autistic meme is this and why do you keep posting it? Were you hoping to eventually get a (you) if you did it nonstop?
wat do these guys do that they can take a week off 2 play 20 year old gaems?
>>127819545
here's your (You)
Nothing compares to when AGDQ was just people chilling on the couch and having fun.
>>127819545
>started watching at AGDQ '13.
opinion discarded
>>127819545
>being this much of a fag
no image because you don't deserve one
Regarding set up times: it's not as simple as switching out a console or a TV or game.
As soon as a controller hits the table, our highly trained staff takes each pad back to the repair table and delicately disassembles each controller before dunking all the parts that have contact with human flesh in a delousing powder.
Before the next player can sit down and start his run, they must first be vouched by at least 10 security staff who have personally stopped them and verified that they have indeed paid for the entry.
Last but not lea- you know what fuck it I spent less time bullshitting this post than they have on setup.
>>127819545
>no major drama/cringe moments
This is what makes it trash th-
Oh I see
Well done, you got me
>>127819526
One look at the youtube videos and it's obvious it's not goofy shit for laughs at all. It's showing yourself off to fat fetishists.
>>127819497
It really is. I want to learn it but it's going to take some time so I'm just gunna...do...it........never.....
>>127819663
>de hippie spacing
>>127819689
cakebois rite
>>127819545
wow, this bait really works
>/v/ doesn't know the difference between JP/PAL/NTSC with equipment
>/v/ doesn't know how handhelds are streamed
>/v/ doesn't know about audio
>/v/ doesn't know about the audio+video for the audience
>/v/ doesn't know about the audio for the runners
>>127819424
Most of the set up is making sure everything is stable and everyone is in place. They COULD just swap in a new system and tell the runner to go but that'd turn in a shit show in about 5 seconds
>>127819146
>Streaming alone makes it roughly 500 million times more complicated.
capture cards are so cheap now dude you dont even know
>>127819545
>agdq '13
reddit get out
another hour of mememan? oh jesus i think im just going to go eat another pizza and have some more ice cold sweet tea
>iceplug
>lvcreed
GOAT couch
>>127819628
thx 4 the cat
>1(one) hour of annoying animu voice with rng grind
>all those little moans
Yup, this is going to be a good run
>>127819985
fuck you, you're not me faggot
>>127819663
Yes. It's his personal form of trolling. It's so lame and confusing that it'll stay obscure forever. It's brilliant.
>>127819825
>implying any of this couldn't be efficiently placed and set up and ready to go in a faster way
It's not like they're working with screw-in RF adapters you gay baby
>>127819831
>Most of the set up is making sure everything is stable and everyone is in place.
>say their management is bad and there are better ways to do things than manually plugging in and unplugging commonly used equipment every time
>"MIC CHECKS TAKE LITERALLY ONE THOUSAND YEARS"
k
>tfw want to speedrun a game but it's difficult
>in this game you can change gender
is this wanda's dream???
>>127819641
Fucking furfags
>>>/trash/
Are mods deleting all AGDQ threads on /v/?
>>127820087
word
>supposed to introduce you to the controls
>there are no prompts on screen
How is anyone supposed to figure this shit out
The things you can crawl under aren't even highlighted or anything, what the fuck
Japan is trash at making games
>>127820042
yeah i know, because i don't drink sweat tea lmao
>marathon in it's 6th year
>people defend incompetence in the setup due to multiple variables that have existed for years
https://twitter.com/NoirMaybe/status/685249416928825346
But he doesn't want the dick...
>>127820271
>How is anyone supposed to figure this shit out
it tells you explicitly how to do it, it's just in japanese because weebs
megaman went up its own ass from X4 onwards
>>127820235
It's scaley, idiot.
>>127820271
If you're playing ZX without any knowledge of Mega Man, sure, but small gaps have meant "slide" since MM3 with few exceptions. Pressing down is natural.
>noir isnt gay
whats the point?
>>127820271
It's in Japanese, you doink.
>>127820337
His parents must be proud. His family even donated during his SGDQ Portal run, dunno about this year since I didn't watch it all.
>>127820217
EPIC AND UPBOATED!XDD
>>127820271
Well, what you had to do back then was press the buttons and see what they do
How about you try that, faggot?
WAIFU
A
I
F
U
>>127819545
nice pasta
>>127820728
used up slut
>>127820728
>>127820728
waifu does not mean random bitch yiu saw on your tv and fapped to.
>>127820583
I would have paid for his flight and bought him a car if he was to become my husband.
I'm a /d/ girl and finding a shorter trap BF is practically impossible.
>>127820304
dude, you know.....I read this a couple of times, and I realized after analyzing what you said, that you have to be less than about 15 years of age.
There's nothing wrong with that, but that would explain why it wasn't funny. Nice try though.....keep it up and let's kick cancers butt.
lol
>>127820728
>those sounds when she jumps
>"ei!" when she uses the saber in mid-air
CUTE
>>127820728
she looks like she's gonna fucking strangle me
>>127820723
You mean like, experimenting? Blasphemy!
this is the best new gen GDQ and you can't disagree
>>127820728
Top tier Mega Man girl
why did megaman just kill that pokemon
>>127819678
>here's your (You)
what does this mean
>DS platformer from 2006 is uglier than the GBA platformer from 2002
ayy lmao
>>127820943
It's the artist
>>127820964
They learned a bit from last year's fiasco.
ATTENTIONWHORE
.. etc
>>127821086
The backgrounds and sprites themselves are fucking gorgeous, it's just the sprite rotation that makes it look like shit.
>>127821167
You're not helping.
>>127820964
>best gdq
>worst donation amount ever
Everyone disagrees
>>127821167
IIRC shit like this is exactly what happened to linetrap.
That's Bailey Jay.
>>127821227
Greetings from Germany
>>127820964
They certainly improved the quality of the GDQs in terms of its layout.
Looks more like an official event and less like it was scrapped together in 5 minutes.
>>127821249
>this ends in two days
holy shit lol, but im not talking money wise
>>127821167
I still refuse to give a shit, I would fucking destroy him.
>>127820571
Cockteasing dumb /v/ermin and redditors so they send him more twitchbux.
>>127821167
>give someone attention
>"what an attention whore guys!"
I find SM64 really boring to watch too lol.
It sems like a really flashy run, which I guess could appeal to people who are easily amused by shiny things.
>>127821351
That's what made it comfy though
>>127821285
I'd be Noir's lover any day. House is open to him. Cute as fuck and all I want to do is to snuggle and fuggle his booty.
Please noir, learn to love /d/ girls.
you guys need to fuck off i always wanted to fuck noir's boypussy before his debut
>>127821426
>watching a charity speedrunning marathon
>lol it's boring guys xD
At your earliest convenience, please remove yourself from my planet. Thank (You) in advance.
>>127821535
Get behind the rich as fuck /d/ girl with a fat cock, slut.
>>127819663
the gap between a reply post number and your actual comment triggers some super autists. those are the people posting "de hippie spacing". just filter it, nothing of value lost.
>>127821249
Can't keep going up forever
>>127821426
You're a fucking idiot, it's literally one of the deepest and most skilled based speed games there is.
>>127819085
Typical faggot SM64 runner who has never achieved a good time in another game.
I want to try being part of the glitch finding or speed strat developing part of a game community, but most all games already seem to have that all figured out. Are there any newer games that aren't optimized yet that are fun to run/have potential?
"wait til they find out I like BBC"
>>127820915
UH UH UHYAAH
>>127821807
>>127821584
I didn't complain that AGDQ was boring. I mentioned that SM64 is boring to watch. I didn't watch the SM64 race because I find that game boring to watch.
>>127821803
Why would I give a shit about how hard it is if I find it boring to watch and play?
What the fuck does the bottom screen mean
>>127821886
medievil
whos the qt in the hat
>>127815965
track.
Blechy looks and sounds like matt damon.
>>127819545
nice meme Uyama
>>127819825
>i am a bigger autist than /v/ guys!
stupid faggot