/srg/ - Speedrunning General

First for Disgaea is for pedophiles

calebhart, iateyourpie, and blueglass are all terrible

I want to eye fuck a prinny dood

>no setup time
WHAT IS THIS
also I want to fuck Etna

>EN AYY ESS
It's niss you fuck

Is Cosmo running anything this year?

This game is amazing but the runner is maximum autistic

>>127422778
hes not here

>>127422778
Can you stop deadnaming Narcissa please.

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What's the last anime /srg/ watched?

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>tfw still haven't gotten used to 2016 yet

With Cosmo is it still nuthugging or cunnyhugging?

>>127422878
why are onesies god tier clothing ?

>>127422878
see
>>127422729

>>127422878
Inside Out

what game is comso running at the event this time?

>>127422797
The game itself is pretty fucking hard if you play it blind. Ghouls 'n ghosts is a cakewalk.

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>>127422878
Gurenn Lagann 6 years ago

>>127422960
he doesnt speed run any more hes a vlogger and lets play er now

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>>127422878
Lain

>>127422960
He is speedrunning the game of life

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>>127422878
Boku no Pico for a second time. I'm not even joking. Before that was Working!!!'s finale though.

>>127423015
thats the nice way of saying he/she lost at life itself.

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This game looks fun as fuck

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>>127422960
He's currently speedrunning life

I wonder if he's using special chinese hormones that work faster

>>127423078
It's looks difficult as fuck too to speedrun. Not being able to get hit once is always rough

oh god the announcer, please god no. she sounds like a beaten wife.

>>127423154
I know, my dick is so hard

>>127423125
I wonder if hes selling his hole to a sugar daddy to bankroll his expensive drugs

>>127423078
>has cute anime girls
>This game looks fun as fuck
/srg/

chokeboys

reminder that all these runners PAID to be here

Where are all the girls at AGDQ? Is Narci actually the closest thing the hobby has to offer?

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>Donate to protect my sister from cancer
These people really has no clue... And no one'll ever show them the light. This is disgusting baka desu senpai

is the announcer the "can you stop" girl?

DOOD

GUYS
LET'S KICK CANCERS BUTT
AND SAVE THE ANIMALS

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>>127423518

>>127423631
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

>shitty z

>>127423518
girls dont participate in hobbies until they become sufficiently mainstream and you can harvest social capital by doing them

I CAN'T HANDLE THESE SHITTY DONATIONS

Is the announcer crying over those I LOST MY GRANDPA TO CANCER messages? lol

Holy fuick this autism jesus this is cringeworthy

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>Average speedrunner

>>127423675
i would bone all of these fine women

>kick cancers butt

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>>127423773

Do I need to play the other Disgaea games to understand this game? I tried the first one and couldn't get into it but I love platformers so this looks pretty fun.

>>127423848
theres a lot of in jokes you wont get and you have to deal with the autistic anime shit but if youre into that I guess

>>127423845
please don't bully skybilz

my mother dieded of The Cancer and save the animals lmao

>>127423848
You'll mostly miss a ton of injokes, they should still be pretty fun though. The sequel Prinny 2 is really good too

>>127423848
just watch ulillillias videos for a primer

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L O L

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>>127423518
>not wanting to fug this goddess of a speed runner.

I think she's currently reading donations too. She's also DTF from what I could tell from SGDQ.

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>>127424023
>Jan 1

>>127424048
thats a 10

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>>127423518
The 2 in this pic are about the best the speedrun community has to offer

>>127423763
i'd kill myself if that were me

>>127424073
it's
still
empty

ETNA Kreygasm

>>127424116
It happens to nearly all of us sometimes
Not that bad, t b h, just go try another chick next time

re-requesting gifs/webms of mayushi or other gdq semen demons

still can't find the webm of mayushi climbing onto someone's lap on the couch

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Etna's english voice sounds like a 30 year old chubby American slag from Wisconsin

>>127424105
you can tell by the hair that theyre sjws though would not date

>>127424182
It's 6 in the morning

>>127424225
Welcome to every single dub ever

>>127424210
Just bother her on ask.fm or twitter for selfies. She totally loves that

>>127424239

Not even, it's 4:55 on the east coast

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>>127424234
does this look like an sjw to you?

>>127424239
it's been empty all day
someone needs to find the orgy room

>>127424201
yea but getting dap at the door seems worse

>>127424308
yes

>>127424331
The guy is probably too inexperienced to understand her social cues

If it was me, I would have realized long ago that she wasn't interested in me, I probably wouldn't even have walked her home

>>127424275
rather a 30 year old slag than a 5 year old boy shrieking for his mom

>room empty

There were more people present at these times in past GDQs with half the attendance numbers.

What's your excuse?

That's right. Only normie shits and random grills go to AGDQ now, they don't care about being up all night to watch speedruns. This is a farce.

>>127424308
If she calls me daddy in bed she probably is

>>127424308
I would, without hesitation, eat her ass and lick her whole body.
My fucking dick.

Just saying, sorry. I really wish kaddykins was my gf.

Anything worth of noting that happend? Bonus point for cringe

>>127424015
I wonder if ulillillia knows about the speedrunning community. He would probably enjoy it, hell I bet he already has beaten Bubsy quicker than the WR.

>>127424436
Just like everything ever it got big, then turned to shit. Wouldn't be surprised if they change it next year to be a two week event and cut the night blocks out entirely to double down on the shit, but popular speedgames that everyone has seen already.

>>127424308
She should get some more sleep

Imagine being a speedrunner at GDQ and having to be all like "damn, announcer, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be a speed runner and not only sit in that chair while the announcer flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, run after run, hour after hour, while she perfected that donation reading. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOOD FOR A GIRL and DAMN, A FEMALE SPEED RUNNER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her forehead as she struggles to keep up with the current run, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "professional and intuitive (for that is what she calls herself)" announcing, the voice she worked so hard for with dialect coaches in the previous months. And then the host calls for another run, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the AGDQ security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking Speed Gamer. You're not going to lose your future streaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Awesome games done quick

They were so quick they were done 3 years ago, everyone go home

Now seriously who watches these anymore? There is no substance to these games done quick streams. Someone should do something alternative without jewing up the place and putting boring shits in there.

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>strider 2

>>127424605
Every time

How does /tv/ keep producing the best OC on all of 4chan?

>>127424528
>I would, without hesitation
Even if she had a vagina?

>>127422915
they're alright if you're not fat

>>127424613
a few attempts have been made, and quickly got btfo by twitch. gdq has monopoly on this shit.

>>127423183
they're not expensive
estrogen and anti-androgynens are about $15 each for a months supply

sex reassignment surgery however is quite expensive
not all trannies do it, party because it's costly, partly because they're attached to their wangs

>asks for quiet
>nobody in the audience

>>127424682

That's gross dude

So why can games during this time can have minimal setup time while games during the more populated hours take for fucking ever to setup?

>amazing cause

,'^)

>>127424726
It's counterproductive. You keep banning people from your events, but you only allow these events. By 2018 we will have maybe some guy doing a super metroid speedrun and that's it. That's all there is. And he sucks dick at it. And he has cancer as well.

can anybody tell me what specific trait I'm hearing in the donation readers voice that tells me shes a fat whore

like what sound specifically makes it clear

>>127424850
because they want to milk primetime for all the shekels its worth

This guy sounds like he has the mouth of someone who is stoned.

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Why do all gamers have such shit-tier body language?
Is it THAT HARD to learn how to move and sit like man?

>>127424919
>this is what ESA unironically believes

>>127424919
who is you? i just answered your question.

MAKE THE LIP SMACKING STOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EARS MAKE IT STOP

>>127424972
>asking questions you aleready know the answer for

>>127425003
Oh no, not -you- specifically. I mean these people.

>>127424920
because her voice is muffled by the fat in her throat and cheeks.

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>Twitch chat spamming Anele every time terrorism, bombs or suicide is mentioned

>>127425021
jesus christ your right, i had to fucking mute my stream because I'm tired of hearing it now too.

>>127425098
Is this a real thing?

>donation comment is a bad joke
>no one laughs

every time

>2 hours and 30 minutes of shitty games left
Wake me up

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hear me out anons
what if we started up a alternative to GDQ where everyone is naked

>hockey guards
i like this game

>>127425245
Why are they sleeping under the same blanket? Thats fucking gay

>>127425324
>windows movie maker transitions between scenes

I don't like this game

>>127425328
Because it's cold and it gets warmer that way!

>>127425328
Sharing is caring faggot.

>>127425230
no I made it up, but there are studies that say obese people sound different than non obese people, but they dont go into details as of why.

>>127425328
i used to sleep in the same bed, under the same blanket with my friend when we were younger and he stayed the night

slept on opposite sides though, so it wasnt gay

>>127423845
Is that that really intense chick that was on The Lost Levels' couch last year?

>>127425328
It's okay to be gay when you're a girl
It's not like they'd suck your dick anyway

>>127425445
I though gay meant being attracted to your sex
??

>>127425574
Not always. Like we tasted dicks in elementary school but it wasnt gay

>tfw Omega Flowey is 2 bosses in Strider

this seems like a bad speedgame, deaths and fuck ups arent punishing at all, you just pop right back in with your infinite lifes and it even restores your super mode. just zerging down bossesk super boring

ResidentSleeper

>>127425696
thanks for the expo redditbro

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>>127425532

yes

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>>127425620

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Found Mr Robot

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>>127425821

>>127425820
He has the most retarded body structure I've seen.

>>127425821
i want to lick nowas armpits

wow a literal kid reading donations

Is she fucking crying?

where's YSG?

This fucking voice

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WE HAVE PAJAMA PANTS ON STREAM

>>127425820
based big jon

im lying in bed and getting horny
what

what genre should i masturbate to /srg/ ???

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>>127425939
>>127425935
>>127425914

fucking bullies, leave her alone, she's just trying to enjoy herself

>>127425914
More like someone who is a f of arrows, jazz waltzes, colons before links, and parentheses in math problems. And who deals with social anxiety, depression and sensory integration issues.

maybe if they didnt make being an audience member so fucking terrible the room wouldnt be so empty
>you cannot cheer or make sounds
>you cannot do any action that draws attention to yourself
>you cannot use devices or play your own games
>you cannot eat or drink any items
>you must not talk with anybody else

>>127425958
I fucking wish I could get horny
I haven't been hard in 2 weeks, shit sucks

>>127425935
She teared up earlier when she red some generic "I lost my pa to cancer" message. Should probably make sure your donation readers aren't emotionally unstable, Mike.

>>127425969
She sounds like she's running out of breath reading them out loud

>>127426000
Only one of those things you said is true.
who are you replying to?

>>127425958
NTR

Is this a girl or a prebucent boy reading the donations? I seriously can't tell the difference.

>5PM opening day: "bleachers" are packed end-to-end with a soulless crowd which has been politely asked to have zero interaction with the
>5AM opening day, absolutely no one in the audience, everyone following a strict personal bet-time and no one interested in seeing any run that isn't SM64 levels of popularity
What has AGDQ become and why would anyone want to go there?

I hope these people are at least going to bars with each other or something in their off time.

>>127425958
e621.net

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Did he go to the big ocean in the sky?

>>127425958
TheKittyKatBar on Chaturbate.
She's super cute

Is kevinddr there? He loves pinball and there is no TGM this time.

>>127426087
It's a pretty generic ugly nerd girl voice. All the girls who post on something awful sound like this.

>>127426095
That's what people usually do. At least that's how it was in Minneapolis. A lot of people went to Mall of America, drank at the hotel bar and hung out in this room before entering the stream room.

>>127426150
no wonder something awful is such a shithole then.

>>127425958
the most autistic deviantart sanic shit you can find

Why did he start a gameboy for a Genesis coop game?

>>127426145
holy shit she is cute, why cnat speedwaifus be that cute

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>>127426149
No, and neither is his cute friend

>>127425958
masturbation station 2

>>127426095
It's vidya hookups, a more pathetic version of anime cons

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>>127426016
She probably got suckered into doing it. Who wants to stay up all night reading donations for free and not getting paid for it?

>>127426172
yeah most runners spend time hanging out with people and doing random shit and not watching the run

>>127426347
several "staff" are being paid very handsomely

shes a girl so she almost certainly is

>>127426347
She gets paid in rapedollars

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>>127426134
no he's there, laughing like he has never laughed before

>>127426347
>not getting paid for it
lel
$167,000

>stayed up too late to sleep before DMC
>so tired
FUCK
god damn it all son of a whore
it's gonna be DMC4 too, I want to see this fag's strat with virgin to get all the proud souls he needs in stage 1 and 2.

>>127426503
>volunteers getting paid.

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>speedrunning game

don't even know the story

>>127426605
wr holder for Two worlds never finished the game legit

>>127426594
yes. They get paid. They have since like 2014.

This game looks like a c64 demo at times, I like it.

>>127426594
There is a thing about it on the SDA forums if you don't believe it. They get a huge discount on their badge and get some change after the marathon is over if they behaved and didn't get themselves kicked.

Good game, bad speedgame

>>127426721
Treasure games are always based

This guy is pretty cool, followed

>>127426665
>>127426745
Oh. Well then.

>tfw you do a run for a soulless marathon and no one shows up to watch

>>127426490
He reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait desu

Speedrunner enjoying himself despite only his dad showing up. THIS IS WHAT COMFY MEANS

anime=fur>>>>3D>>>>>>speedrunning

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>REAL NIGGA HOURS
>shit posting slows down
>people in /srg/ seem to actually be enjoying this for what it is

Why does someone so based use the name SonikkuStar
His name makes him sound like an autistic fuck but he seems super cool

>>127426905
>literal whoboi with a literal who autoscroller thinks he matters

>>127427031
SonichuStar

>>127427015
Is that acually his dad?

Someone stream.

worst fucking hype man of all time

>>127427031
He sounds autistic desu

>>127427168
he sounds comfy af
stay mad

whY AREN'T YOU TALKING?

>>127427202
If you was a woman would you fuck him?

Thought so

>>127427018
these games are a load of shit
i dont think anyone except the person speed running has actually played the game. thats the only reason he has a world record time

>>127427273
he doesnt look bad and is funny, sure

>>127427273
tbqh I'd fuck about any woman who'd say yes

Was Stiv temp banned for what he did during GDQ? Or just decide not to go back? I was surprised to see him on the schedule. Is Werster banned still? I am confused anon

>>127427390
werster has a ton of rl shit distracting him
stiv wasn't banned, he just tried to quit speedrunning

>>127427390
why would they ban stiv when gdq is a pro cuckold organization

>>127427390
fuck off flowasaurus we dont need to spoon feed you here as well faggot

>>127427390
stiv wasn't banned, he didn't do anything wrong.
>werster
yes.
stiv did his thing in SGDQ 2014, that was almost 2 years ago.
werster jacked keys at AGDQ 2015. they probably banned him from the last SGDQ and this AGDQ. I doubt werster would come back anyway, he hates literally everything GDQ has turned in to, like most other non-famous speedrunners.

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Imagine being married to this voice

>>127427512
>werster jacked keys at AGDQ 2015
He what? If he needed a ride why didn't he just ask, I'm sure he has a dozen nuthuggers following him around at all times at these events

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have there been any better mememoments?

>>127427648
how could there be when theres no audience

>>127427647
room keys. He stole room keys. Took them home with him too which is something you're not supposed to do, probably got AGDQ fined. They can deal with one or two lost keys but function on the idea that people will turn them in, especially in higher end hotels. Werster took like 800 keys home with him.

>>127427647
He stole 80 hotel room keys and posted them on twitter

https://twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/555814619306934275

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>>127427648

>>127427709
>>127427704
That's amazing, fucking werster

>>127427709
our guy

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SEMON

>>127427725
Golem get ye gone!

>>127427709
It's completely absurd, but I would call him a legend for that. A fucking legend goddamn.

>>127427709
He sure pranked AGDQ hard! haha

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>>127427647
It's a cuck male thing

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>Left 4 Dead
>LEFT 4 DEAD
>gurl gamer
>est: 1:25:00

>>127427779
just your typical aussie shit

>>127427725
>I'll show these whores how progressive and cool I am, they'll crave my dick surely

>>127427725

I'm an adult and I still don't know if its appropriate to shake hands with a girl when introducing yourself

If not what are you supposed to do

Help

>>127427725
was gonna post that one to go with it but post cooldown too long :\

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>>127427725

>>127427725
Is this what being triggered feels like?

>>127427709
>@wersterlobe These pictures are fantastic. Makes me happy you lied straight to my face to get my room key. :3
what did xhe mean by this?

>>127427853

adult males do not shake hands with women unless they are gay or realize they have no chance

>>127427853
girls like romantic gestures anon you should blow a kiss to them or profess that you are in love with them

>>127427917
>don't shake hands of new women colleagues
thanks for the life protip

quit playing games with my heart

>>127427923
Massage their clit a bit, so they know you are not a threat

>>127427725
fucking girls are the worst man why can't they just roll with it

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The fuck is toufool doing with the rest of these thirstlers?

>>127427963
girls also dont understand that head nod up or down thing you do to other men as a way of saying hey

make sure you give a verbal hello and dont do a head nod

>>127427853
no
unless its in a formal situation

Jesus christ what is this shit, please shut it down

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>these sniggering little fuckbois in the back

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the first thing im thinking on seeing this girl playing

1) how old is she

2) how old was she when l4d come out

Is that Toufools twin on the couch?

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>NY Resolution to wake up early and be healthy, wealthy and wise

>do it first day
>receive not-really-shit thread for once
>receive L4D2, FPS speedrun which looks to be p. cool

based

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>>127428025
Seems old enough to me

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>1:25:00
>laughing every second

>>127427853
>boys
high five
>girls
fist bump

It's that simple

>go to twitch sluts page
>Please don't ask me why I don't do the best strats, the answer is always "because I can't do it well enough, I'm bad at this game"
WONDER HOW SHE GOT THE SPOT AT GDQ

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>Left 4 Dead 2
>2009

oh god

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>>127428025
does this imply she was drinking, this looks like a good time to turn off stream

>>127428004
now this is an actual life protip.

>we could do some cool stuff and go fast but we're bad

then why are they there?

>>127428073
That looks familiar...

https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/683500153110720513

>>127428086
>americans

>enjoy watching siglemic, he becomes suicidal and starts streaming on an alt account and only smash
>enjoy watching Cosmo, he becomes a woman and starts streaming smash
>enjoy watching Werster, he gets kicked out of his house and starts streaming competitive Pokemon

t. casual speedrun watcher concerned about the autistic self-destruction of yr. scene

TaylorTotFTW more like TaylorTotGTW (got the win) after he fucked adrian and cucked cosmo out of his relationship

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Was SM64 race/co-op good? I had to sleep.

is the runner a >she ?

>>127428091
bullshit

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OH SHIT BOYS ITS A LIVE ONE
>she already fucked up

d'awww, look at her play video games, so CUTE

when are the speedruns back?

>>127428184

ya it was alright, it got close for a while towards the end

>>127428184
Yes, Puncay one but overall it was pretty good

>>127428073
Too old

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>>127428176
this'ing all of this so hard

also

>enjoy watching peaches_ do literally anything
>he either got banned or died of a DUI, the leading cause of death in wisconsin

>>127428142
They're also pretty stupid and not really prepared.

Last guy alive, I would have wasted half a second and took a primary when out of the lift, would have saved a LOT of time going through those commons;

ANOTHER PAIR OF FUCKING LET'S PLAYERS?
FUCK OFF!!!

>>127428086

>fist bump

Good tip anon, I'll remember that

>>127428204
what am I looking at here

>>127428204
>you will never be a cute girl

this is a train wreck isn't it

>woman runner
yeah it's not looking good

>4player coop
>only 2 screens on the screen
Good shit

>>127428229
>>127428238
How about the co-op? Was it a clusterfuck?

>This game is all about communication
>Turn around
God damn it even TF2 players in the average pub aren't this stupid.

These guys fucking suck at L4D2 what the fuck

>>127428204
now I cant stop imagining her getting plouged by all the guys on the couch

>l4d2
>speedrunning
So, regular versus mode? Seriously this is fucking shit. Just look up some competitive matches. There's your speedruns.

This is a let's play

>>127428309
>glasses
>cute

Fucking let's play

So this is just a normal L4D2 playthrough with a group of people.

what difficulty are they playing on, fucking easy?

fuck I was so hyped to see l4d2 as well, this was a run I was legit looking forward too because its actually quite difficult and has interesting movement tricks

and theyre doing none of it

>>127428364
They're probably all high on marijuanas

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>>127428068
oh this is a bad run

fuck me

at least the thread isn't 1/10th as shit as this run

>>127428354
I've been to many pubs and have yet to meet a TF2 player in one m8

Literally just put +forward in console and you're good to become a L4D2 speedrunner

>Playing EASY MODE
>Being this shit at the game anyway
I could get 4 randoms from any computer FPS general and they would do better.

How is Yashi allowed at a GDQ after the bomb incident?

>>127428390
GLASSES ARE THE CUTEST

>>127428364
Nice to see that they haven't improved one bit since last time.

not doing any tricks would be less bad if their aim wasnt also fucking terrible

>>127428462
This is top post by a top lad
good shit and please continue posting with us m8

>>127428445
more like low on marijuana because this is some low level play

>>127428341
coop was fine and entertaining, they PB'd

I bet they fucking wipe on this

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>6 minutes in
>feels like 20

>>127428471
to be fair, i'm SMFC in CS Go, and I probably wouldn't be better than them because I don't know the map layouts or spawns, or any of the game quirks

But they look fucking shit at shooting

what happened to dickoak? Is he still around?
what about evilsnurdeeps?

>you can bunny hop
>clearly going faster
>no one does it at any point after showing it once
PLEASE EXPLAIN

>>127428535
they are playing on easy.. you cant wipe

>>127428545
I want to marry and stream speedruns on twitch with Ilya.

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Post yfw they get wiped and have to restart anyway

>>127428562
I use to play "pro" l4d2. They're fucking bad. And they're playing on easy.

Has there ever been a pc game run that didnt have

>girl gamurr
>memes
>dudebros on couch
>literal who runner
>constant fuckups
>letsplaying

yashi. simply yashi.

>>127428582
He said in the beginning that bunny hopping doesn't make you go faster

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>let's play
let's not

>dank
simply eric

>>127428605
half life 1/2?

have they ever run quake? I don't recall

>>127428240
from what i read peaches got banned like werster and a few others because of a twitch mod, spooky or some shit? i dunno but him and a few others got banned because they were sick of that mods bullshit. i sadly read about it on reddit when i was looking up stuff about "narcissa"

>>127428605
quake and hl speedruns

>>127428570
he got killed trying to fuck a muslim chick RIP

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>>127428585

>>127428627
I thought they said bit faster sry m8

>>127428605
Werster's Pokemon runs.

>>127428605
>pc run
>couch
How new?

>>127428584

You'd have to fuck up really bad but its possible

Unless there's something I don't know, I don't think I've ever played L4D on easy.

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???

>>127428605
i like portal runs

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>>127428590

>>127428562
L4D is basically
>move from where you are to point B (marked with arrow), there are zombies in the way so shoot them
>You must remain at point B until a thing happens, zombies will try to attack you while you wait
>Repeat
You are now an expert at L4D

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>in casual playing
>implying this isn't casual as fuck

>>127428601
What does "pro" L4D involve?

>>127428638
Horror, the furry admin? I think everyone who got banned because of that got their ban reversed.

>>127428713
playing with 4 players isn't even a challenge if you're against the AI

>>127428713
no there are a lot of skips and movement tricks that are quite difficult, they just dont do any of them

>>127428535
>>127428584
>>127428590
do people use the term wipe outside of MMORPGs?

>>127428690
Nah, it's not possible to wipe. Easy reduces the damage so much that they'll sometimes deal 0 damage on a hit and you have about two hours to save a guy who gets pounced, jockeyed, or whatever.

The level that these guys are speedrunning at is the average l4d player. There are competitive players that run this faster against real players.

I'm getting Mickey flashbacks

>>127428636
Coolkid ran it last year
It's annoying as fuck that they MUST have Fire Emblem and Mario Kart every year but skip Quake

>>127428760

What else would you call it

>>127428759
So... Why are they even playing this in a SPEEDRUN stream if they don't go for tricks?

>>127428810
because girl

>>127428742
Except in Realism Expert. Now this is the real deal and challenging. You need to know the game mechanics, the way infected spawns, with the clues, the optimal path and places to hold. And you need to shoot quick and accurate cause a single hunter will just butcher your team mate in two seconds.

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>srg is actually good at this hour

>>127428760
Wipe is a pretty commonly used term in FPSs

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>EST: 1:20:00
>Easy
>Literally no skips
>Dogshit aim
>Looking like they might OVERSHOOT their estimate
Stream: Off

>>127428805
I'm sure quake would be in every marathon if the runners submitted it.

>>127428734
yeah him, i didn't read anything recent on it, just when it happened and that peaches was one of them.

>>127428808
dying?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHO GREEN LIGHTED THIS

>>127428861
not enough monkeyposting if I'm quite frank with you

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Watching /tf2g/ randoms play t1 6v6 as a joke was more interesting than this. At least they knew how to play their game.

Why do they have a bot when there are four of them? Or did I misunderstand

>>127428908
but then they wont have room for their 19 mario games and 30 zelda games duh! everyone ever only wants to see those 2 games. AMIRITE.

I checked the leaderboards and these 4 are 5 minutes slower than wr on a hour long run

>>127428923

That could refer to a single character dying. Team wipe is a more specific and useful term.

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>>127428893
>using improper filenames

>>127428696
Has speedrunning gone too far?

>>127428987
Shit, even /tf2g/ was better at L4D2 than these clowns

>>127428605
Final Doom

>>127429004
I'm telling you why there's no quake in this marathon.

>>127428893
>Stream monster general
>Ever clocking out of a stream
LOL

finally something that isn't plebby console bullpoop am I right senpai?

holy shit this run is an abortion. if they're not doing it for the fastest time with tricks or whatever, then why do it? oh right, a fucking vagina, i forgot. Last GDQ i ever attempt to watch. also that fucking nervous/exhale giggle she does is annoying, as if she doesn't wanna even be there so she just gives a giggle to be cute about it. just, i dont even know what to think about shit like this anymore.what the fuck happened.

>>127428660
I'll take that as a 'I do'.

oh mu god how is srg like 10x better than /v/ they're fucking garbage

i know i'm preaching to the choir but man

>>127428987
Didn't they end up going 4-4 last season? A bunch of random pubstompers taking down "competitive" teams certainly sounds more interesting than... this.

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>>127429126

>>127429156
because /v/ is /v/

>>127428671
Subtle