The donationb owl is on: gamesdonequick.com
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan get in here cucks
>janny deleting the first new thread in favor of this 1
He does not run on events and never started streaming but he is still a golden heart, one of the few good things left.
Based janitors getting rid of anime enablers.
>Cronikeys allowing non-/srg/ and donation fags on the list because donation fags are crying about it
What sense does this make? If they are non-/srg/ then they shouldn't even be on the list in the first place, the fact that these fags didn't even know why they were gone when t was a topic in the thread for like a month is enough proof that they don't belong, ontop of having a fucking donation button.
/srg/ never has dedicated jannys. The ones appearing now are doitforfree miscfags who just have to respond to the high traffic/reports that has came from AGQD starting. That's why making a reference could get you banned for being offtopic since the people moderating no literally nothing about speedrunning.
QUICK: Which word has been more overused in 2015 - Autistic OR Cringe?
It's weird, it's like, ALMOST really imaginative visual direction, but at the same time it's so heavily stylized and cartoony that it just becomes generic and characterless and unmemorable.
AYO CAMOUFLAGE CHAMELEON
NINJA SCALING YOUR BUILDING
NO TIME TO GRAB THE GUN, THEY ALREADY GOT YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN
banned. GDQ is no longer about speedrunning, it's about making as much money as they possibly can and having people who are enthusiastic about speedrunning their game goes against that, you can only have normies and newfags to the scene and memers with billions of viewers on camera or else no one wants to watch.
What kind of donation comment is the most cancerous? People calling hype for things no one gives a fuck about or my grandad's cousin died of ballcancer kickcancerbuttsaveanimals?
>I hate anime
The next 24 hours of runs are so fucking boring.
Hey AGDQ, greetings from Sweden! Just wanted to give my thanks for putting on the show all these years. I love to watch people play all these great games for a great cause. This $0.15 is for my uncle, who passed 30 years ago from dick cancer. Let's kick cancer's butt! Put my money towards saving the animals. AGDQ HYYYYYPE!!!!!
This game is already shit? Why will agdq never be like 2013?
>this will never be real life
Well it's been a good run but I've finally run out of reasons to live
>that nipple poking through the swimsuit
don't do this to me senpai... I've already blown a load today.
Probably but it sure is slow pace this year. Also really low viewer to donations conversion after seeing zeldathon just last week.
why did two terrible SM64 players get to play a ROM hack with no real unique speedrun or challenge features? All the good runners refuse to participate in this sham any longer so they have to fill up the time slots with the B team.
>I always disliked how all the people ever care for is the points system that tells them they are special when there are other ways one can feel are stylish.
That has nothing to do with it. If all you care about is getting SSS to show up on your screen that's incredibly easy.
I wish we got the B team still, this event has C at best.
Speaking of: Why is trihex there? He obviouslydid not want to go but was too beta to decline someone else signing him up for the mario maker race.
Did they change the camera position from yesterday?
>@icystorm's Tweets are protected.
jesus christ how much of a babby can you be
trigger warning jokes are just general twitch chat-tier banter right now
i remember people talking much more during runs to the point runners sometimes asked for "serious time" when dealing with difficult parts
this doesn't seem to happen anymore, everybody is so quiet
is it just me being paranoid or is this something actually happening
>retards in the chat thinking it's RNG
the dice rolls whatever the top of the die showed when you hit it.
vergil and all of the SE changes are fucking horrible and terriblyb alanced if at all.
>mfw i was reading /cgg/ while he said this
Well, I was expecting it to be a character-action games general.
But I expected it to be called /cag/ or /cagg/ then.
Thanks for the explanation.
>everyone saying how good they are at Dmc 4
>they dont know the dice lands on where you hit it
This guy is so bad at DMC4 I had to turn the stream off jesus mother fucking christ
I didn't even notice it was Carcinogen running.
Well, guess I'll watch it just for the chocking then.
Played the original GCN version when it came out, never again since then.
I've offered it 4 times but every time it gets denied. The run is only like a half hour because of the hilarious glitch. It's a great short run to break up two longer runs, but hey, whatever, I stopped offering because it's obvious they don't want it. I still never got a real reason other than "we just don't have time for it", but they sure as shit had time to run the same 3 megaman games over and over.
I only now realized the game is quiet as shit
I wanna hear my buttrock!
>/srg/ is a serious place where no one shit posts
Ha! got him friend! nicely posted! really great stuff!
I can't afford a viewbot to get myself off the ground like all the big bois and I refuse to suck cock and beg for attention so that'll never happen. I don't really stream much at all anymore because no one watches, and at that point, why stream? I still record all my runs though.
Hey all glory to you if you actually support your game on your own now and be less annoying yeling retards.
Should have learned from Iateurpie by making this a decently paced 2nd letsplay WITH A TWIST.
>this is who is running kingdom hearts
he probably wears shorts in public, too
>lets kick cancers butt!
>lets beat cancer!
>I dont want to see people suffering lets help find a cure!
the money is literally going to prevention not curing you aren't kicking cancers butt by sending out flyers that say "dont sit in the sun for 10 hours" holy fuck please read people
anytime a charity is for "prevention" or "awareness" that means its actually just a money making venture for the people running the charity. As an example, the Komen Foundation for Breast Cancer 'Awareness' was just a big scam
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
I didn't even know that was a thing. And I wasaguy that had to defeat the scorpion in dmc 1 by spam pistols for 20 minutes becuse he kicked me off his back every time and had to use an invul star + full deviltrigger to beat his 2nd fight where he runs you down.
when you're half asleep but you hear "my wife's son"
This is the worst DMC4 let's play I've ever seen.
I get it, this guy is bad at the game, but if you're that bad at least play on Heaven or Hell mode to make it a fast run instead of whatever this shit is.
Hurr durr killing enemies in one attack is easy let's use holy water instead.
>not using the fastest way of beating the boss
It's not a meme, germans just love to donate on twitch. We also LOOOVE dogs ^_^
Runs in anything but the hardest difficulty level are similar to cheating, artificially decreasing the obstacles in the game to change what would be an intense, skill-heavy run into a simpler run based entirely on memorizing a standardized route and doing only one or two moderately difficult "strats".
Not true, they both have transparency reports. Difference is that PCF spends money on gigantic salaries, shitty posters and volunteers, while MSF at least does something they claim.
because it's a very high pressure situation. this is why smaller online marathons are way better because everyone is in their element and you're not being told by uyama's cronies that every false move will get you ejected from the venue
How mad are CUHUHUHUHRAZZZY /v/ fags that their precious dmc 4 just boils down to spamming the same few attacks over and over again?
Playing a game for 'style' is more pathetic than playing a game fast. Atleast with speedrunning there is something you can work for. Btw the term CURURHRAZY is fucking Reddit of the highest order.
>dmc 4 just boils down to spamming the same few attacks over and over again?
The game boils down to that on literally every level. It is like a fighting game except the player is in Super Turbo Akuma god mode while there is no opponent except trashmob npcs.
This specific game is only fun to play for style though, playing for speed might be hard and technical but it looks boring as fuck. Video games are supposed to be fun after all.
Of course DMD would make for an infinitely more interesting run, but if he just wanted the fastest time possible he'd play on Heaven or Hell.
Instead he plays on Devil Hunter AND is terrible at it.
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
You can have fun while playing the game fast. For some reason people on /v/ literally cannot comprehend that speedruners enjoy the game they play and they have played said games casually before running it.
Are they finally moving the 2 sofas together for an actual close crowd?
Also fucking hell they actually marked the positions in which the couch is allowed.
The whole point of the stream is to raise a fuckload of money while playing games fast. The best way to do it is to have entertaining runs that people want to watch that are also fast.
NOT A DOLL--ACTION FIGURE
Why are there singing donation incentives
Unless you are actually good at singing they should be banned. I don't wanna listen to some tuneless fuck mumble his way through a Disney song that he only knows half the words to.
>was actually looking forward to the Transformers run
>Going to be ruined with 1-handed meme shit
Do not detract from the runner's presence
This includes signs, costumes, stuffed animals, grandstanding or any form of distraction to the runner without the runner and event staff's consent. The runner must inform us of any of these things that they approve of prior to the run. It also includes being rude by talking or having your phone on, any really anything else that may arise that takes focus away from the run.
the one rule that made the crowd as dead as it is
THIS IS SPEEDRUNNING
/v/ is literally incapable of understanding such a simple concept. you go fast, that is IT. some runs suck because of this, whatever, thats how it is
>one handed guy has an easier time with a platinum game on hardest difficulty than 2 people playing l4d coop on easy
the guys with physical disabilities at these events always seem to have good personalities
must be because they're drawn to extended gaming by being handicapped physically instead of having a handicapped personality like most runners
but this is not someone streaming from their home and trying to break records.
This is a viewers event with incentives. It is for the viewer as they are the ones bringing in the money.
I dislike the cringe of any GDQ.
It's all faggy.
But why? Either go for the fastest time possible(H&H) or play on DMD to make it challenging.
Playing on Devil Hunter just seems like a lame excuse to speedrun a game you're not really that good at.
>literal cripple likes chinese toys so much that he speedruns a trans f game
You can't make this shit up.
Drink every time you can hear the game audio
Drink every time the runner doesnt make an unfunny joke
Drink every time the donation reader doesnt stutter or gets lost in his thoughts when reading a donation
ah, does he use that to get a particular setup where he has exactly the same guns he wants or something?
is this category because getting specific ones in a normal game is unreliable or something like that?