Fuck off Glennissa Edition
Get your "my dad's dog died of rectal cancer" fix:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
We just give it our all you know. 100% until the game ends.
You get some unlucky breaks here and there, no lakitu skip and whatnot, but you just persevere and go get your star.
It was touch and go at the end but I think we pulled it out. We got a great group of guys here and the rest of Super Mario 64 block will go well.
Reminder that Trihex started the speedrunning romhacks meme
ayyy ayyy captain
I wonder if anything is happening now since they all left.
Not sure, but I'm not surprised a FE run went to shit and was mercy killed.
It's a bad speedgame not just because it's a turn-based RPG with RNG battles, but because the character growth itself is tied to RNG, you can get shitty growths on characters you are relying on and it fucks up the entire thing.
>shitty games right at night time so we can sleep
>le /v/ boogeyman
I'm going to be honest with you - If you think everything wrong with this thread is entirely /v/ posters, then no, the '/v/ermin ruining the thread!' will continue to post FOREVER, because the quality is going to stay the same.
Not for everyone. Keep in mind, we want casuals who are willing to throw money at their computer screens. Do you imagine the CS:GO people are gonna give more money than the obsessive weeaboos? Honestly, the people with the greatest disposable income are the crazy obsessive weeaboos without families or girlfriends.
Surfing wouldn't aim to attract any CS player base, surfing is not CS. People who watch AGDQ have at most played like 3 games out of the entire list, i wouldn't matter.
The fact that you play on the same map makes up for good races too.
Again: Do you really think that people who are interested in that are going to donate? Really. Honestly. Think not about *you*. I understand that *you* would, but think about the "average" person who watches this kinda thing. Do they seem more like CS:GO people? Do they seem more like "surf map" people? Do they seem anything like a normal, functioning person in regular society?
To me, they seem like they'd donate to make a certain pairing pop up in a game that promotes shipping like Fire Emblem and sperg out over using a "dead name".
>Do they seem anything like a normal, functioning person in regular society?
What does it matter if they're normal function people? I'm a non functioning freak and make 6 figs in a sales job.
I'm actually here with him. I'm sitting in the hotel room getting comfy as fuck watching some of his run before passing out. Before he left, I told him to put a few snacks in his pockets for after his run (since he didn't eat supper tonight because he was tired from traveling). I think he put a few chocolate bars in his pockets, so I wouldn't be surprised if he takes them out on stream and starts munching out.
Yeah, you're exactly the target audience.
Most normal people? They don't even know what twitch is, much less AGDQ.
Normal people also don't know surf maps, but that's kinda besides the point.
The whole idea is that you? The guy who makes a ton of money and is a total sperg lord? You're the sort of person who would pay hundreds of dollars to say "MY TWO YEAR OLD DIED OF CANCER AND KILL THE ANIMALS"
I wouldn't donate shit ever for any game. Yes i get that there's always some sperg thats throwing money for every obscure weeb game, theres still enough shit games being ran for surfing to be absolutely legit.
I geniunely think many people would like a surf race, even if they havn't seen it before, just because its so fast and unpredictable for an outsider.
It's not about how many people will enjoy it. It's about how many people will DONATE for it. You're missing the god damn point.
Hell, you're even PROVING my point by saying "I want a surf map" and then saying "I would never donate". That is literally the EXACT reason that they would never do it. Because people wouldn't DONATE for it.
But weeaboo butt fucks who want to see their OTP win the bid war? Yeah. They'll donate all fucking day.
Then you're in the vast, VAST minority in the world of speedruns. Look at those fags. They're bluepill beta fucbois to the max man. They won't donate for anything UNLESS it's gay nerd shit.
Back then we thought it couldn't get any worse.
You're thesis about people ONLY donating for their special shit game is wrong though. And it doesn't fucking matter that i wouldn't donate, it doesn't prove your fucking point in any way.
I'm just saying, surf has speed, it has competition value.
I think, if people enjoy it, they'll donate. I highly doubt the GDQ organizers are carefully choosing games by your logic, however jew'd they are.
Actually, my argument that people only donate for their special shit game is literally exactly how it goes. Listen to the donations. Listen to how many are tailored to the game, or how many people said "I wanted to wait for X game to donate".
You highly doubt the GDQ organizers are choosing games by this logic, but that's because you're fucking retarded. There is nothing to this beyond the money they get. Right now? You're the fanboy loser that you're complaining about.
You are exactly the sort of weeaboo faggot that they're targeting right now with Fire Emblem. The only difference is that the one you're such a fanboy of has far fewer people asking for it and donating cash for it.
You're deluded man. There's many more donations just saying shit like "Muh cancer dog, kick cancers ass, kill animals" than donations commenting the current game. You're doing some confimation biased at it's peek, unfuck yourself.
Except that those donations would definitely be coming no matter what game they played.
If your option is "X Money" or "X Money + Y extra money" which are you gonna take as a jew?
Yo how do I make twitch work in firefox
and don't fucking say "use livestreamer" because it's a wider issue with streaming video through flash applets that needs fixing anyway (i need my streaming hardcore animal porn, man)
>not the developers of the video game
I could say the exact same thing except here its a fresh gamemode for many people, thats also fast and has competition.
And theres like 100k people watching at minimum, there's definitely enough people that know what surf is, if that's your point. I mean, everyone has played either 1.6 or GO.
The real reason surfing isn't in this is because it's just random maps and not a game you clock from start to finish, but considering all the random runs they also do, surf should qualify.
This argument isn't going anywhere, just eat shit faggot.
I don't understand why this triggers you guys so much
Finally ClintStevens is online, now I can watch a real speedrun of a real game
Actually, that's not true. Surf Maps again don't get much in donations compared to Fire Emblem speedrunning. Honestly. Can you imagine someone dropping by because they heard of Surf being shown at AGDQ and saying "Hey, lets drop a few hundred dollars for these guys!"
Sorry, but you're fucking delusional if you think that's ever going to happen.
Also, CS:Source had more playerbase than 1.6 and GO combined. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I didn't say that anywhere. He asked who those people were and why the event isn't 100 core runners, I explained.
That said, all the ad money they make off of twitch over the course of a week is by far more than enough to cover costs, the extra money they make, literally goes right in to the pockets of SDA members like UA and jewyama.
>Hey, lets drop a few hundred dollars for these guys!
Yeah why not? Maybe not the extent that waifu fag fire emblem shitters do, but replace some other trash like Johnny Bazookatone
>CS:Source had more playerbase than 1.6 and GO combined.
Wow, what a difference
I got it working last time without having to reinstall shit, I'll save that for a last resort if my 360 somehow catches fire
I just wanted some shit to put on the background while working on other stuff ffs, it is literally an easier prospect now to splice a bunch of cables just so I can have my headphones reach to my stereo and have twitch run on my 360 than it is to get firefox to stream ANY video
fuck the future, nothing fucking works properly anymore
>Maybe not the extent that waifu fag fire emblem shitters do
This is LITERALLY the crux of my argument.
You just admitted that CS:GO surf maps would make less money.
The end. I win.
>no quake two years in a row
I know, firefox will just do it anyway because it's shit and doesn't save that sort of thing to an external file unless you specifically tell it to, but you also can't use that file as an actual backup and have to manually restore them one-by-one by copypasting from whatever basic html file it generates
>replace some other trash like Johnny Bazookatone
Learn to read posts you annoying faggot.
I know FE is popular among you weebshitters but there's definitely enough other trash games for surf to be legit.
1. saying the n word on cam
2. stealing room keys and bragging about it
3. being a cunt to literally everyone but trihex
i don't use firefox but i'm 99% sure there's a thing you can log into built-in that will synch your bookmarks cross-installation
that said, http://lmgtfy.com/?q=flash+twitch+firefox
To be honest m8 if you don't donate 50+ and give the most generic fucking message ever, it probably won't ever be read.
They won't read anything funny or slightly controversial. They banned fun years ago
>thinking I didn't google it
apparently firefox is just shit and just had to crash five or so times before getting it right
I didn't change a goddamn thing between installing the latest flash and just killing and restarting the plugin container a bunch of times, and it got a little further on the adobe test page after several restarts
just dat mozilla rng
>still one more hour of this and setup time before Oracle of Ages
Don't watch it in your browser, figure out how to get Livestreamer working and enjoy living life
Here I'll even give you the link: http://livestreamer.tanuki.se/
>suck my dick boatmod
you're the guy who said "my firefox is brokens!" without providing any information at all. if you don't give the error, you won't get the solution. now fuck off to >>>/g/
Livestreamer is a bad meme, playing streams in mpc is literally copy pasting
Eh. I have firefox running, I don't have MPC open because I'm not watching anything, there's not much sense running two programs when I could just run one
didn't know MPC had that though, that's kinda neat
>you can open the stream, then open something that shows your network activity and copy the stream video link into your player
>or you can give the link of a stream to this program and have it do everything for you
If you're the paranoiac kind of person who wants to avoid installing new stuff as much as possible I can see why you'd prefer the first option, but don't forget about the second one in case you ever feel like not putting that much effort into watching autistic people playing bad games.
now I remember why I stopped coming here a couple years ago LMAo
goddamn I never thought a general could get this terrible
>go to bed
>sleep for 4 hours
>serg has gone through 2 threads already
Woaaah. Slow down there, sonny. What's the rush?
ew. would YOU want to converse with us? i know i wouldn't. we're all cynical assholes, all of us. trying to make conversation with one of us is like talking to a sassy brick wall.
super monkey ball guy obsessed over the "Baby" character to a worrying degree, is probably a ChiMo
Why did they changed the charity from one that helps doctors willing to go get bombed "by accident" by the US to one that prints flyers to raise awareness for something nearly everyone in America has been affected by?
Oh, still PCF and Susan B Komen are 2 of the worst charities to bring on for something like this. The Jimmy V Foundation is a much better charity to support if it must be cancer.
What ever charity you bring on, you still should get paid for putting on an event like this. I mean MSF still compensates organizers, but they are pretty lean as far as operating cost. Much more of the money goes to actually helping people, or in the case of Jimmy V foundation to actual research instead of "remember to get yourself checked" shit.
I've enjoyed today though.
You can go and try to get in, but you'll probably get thrown out. Between every run there's someone going around and asking to see your pass, really fucking annoying. Especially right now in the middle of the night. I just want to watch fire emblem god damn it.
The runner who got his Fire Emblem run mercy killed is uninvited from future GDQ events, you can't fuck with the marathon that hard and expect to come back.
Related: you also can't say "I like to kill myself" 85 times in a row and come back
bertin "I only like loose sluts" 69 of the MHC.
He really sucks at every game he's ever tried to run. I don't know why he even bothers, he doesn't have a single fast time or WR or even remotely close time. He's a worse, less discrete shadowjacky.
I wonder if anyone seriously got aggravated by the suicidal guy, given how fragile everyone is on the internet nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if that really happened.
Crash 2 run, last AGDQ.
puncay fucking destroyed the mario race, toufool choked on dkr, some bitch fucked up a donation message and said sex and got chat to meme out to it. nothing big really, its been a letdown on all fronts thus far.>>127415182
oh and that
>I thought it was gunstar heroes
>it's gunstar super heroes
go to /lgbt/ and ask about why gay men are attracted to straight men
gay men have obviously different personalities and traits that make them less like regular dudes
So how is Oracle of Ages as a speed game? Is it interesting or is this going to be another bore-fest?
Alright, hopefully I find this neat then. The Oracle games are my favorite 2D Zelda games after all, along with Minish Cap.
I'll do that after this run probably, I wanted to see the Kirby runs but passed out right after the Super Monkey Ball run.
when I was younger my older brother was over with his friends and they were in my room for some reason, I was there playing games and they talked to me for a bit
I mentioned that I was thinking about becoming a pro gamer
they all started laughing and calling me a fucking idiot, a few people punched my back too I'm not sure who
I remember being mad and disappointed at the time but now I mean holy shit, that moment really made me realize how retarded it was
bullying is really an effective tool for helping people
This is the kind of voice that leaves a father with a twinge of pain in his soul that never goes away or stops hurting
Like c'mon, no problem with the gay bros but how hard is it to not be a fucking stereotype