- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
Greetings from germany I love seeing my favourite games getting D E S T R O Y E D all for a good cause. Keep up the good work and save the animals! ^_^
I got one of our girl's WRs!
It hasn't been added to her website yet though ;(
The setups are already as fast as they can human possibly be thanks to the professional team hired by Mike Uyama LLC.
PCs are just made for spreadsheets and very wonky for gayming.
OLD events: Speedrunners organizing meetups themself and allowing donation son the side
Now: DONATIONS DONATIONS DONATIONS DONATIONS oraganized by Mike Uyama LLC and speedrunners being used as tool to achieve even more donations.
Reminder that zeldathon collected 250k by just playing games and having fun with people. All that with never breaking 10k views.
>wanted to post this
>pastebin now randomly puts ads in the middle of the text if you copypaste it
I see they are starting strong this year. Leave it to the jew to know whats sellin'...
Oh sorry I forgot where I was for a second. Here is a version cleared for autist consumption...
Sorry buddy but dolls get in the way of what really counts: No, not the runners, DONATIONS!
and attempts of it were killed soon after and never allowed to even think about happening again
>tfw no cute gf to cuddle and watch agdq with ;__;
Man I really thought cosmo was back on track with that meleeautism + speedrunautism event. But he just fell even deeper into the abyss shotly after.
ALso post >speedrun overlays.
Is werster gonna make another understream where he is salty as fuck?
None of the money goes to cancer research. It all just goes to "raising awareness" and the CEO's pockets. It's a business, not a goodwill organization. AGDQ is just one of the many events bought by the PCF.
So its not a scam then
You are acting like it is called the RESEARCH cancer foundation.
No it is the PREVENT cancer foundation and by "raising awareness" (Note that those are pretty important) they help people learn about how to not get cancer.
TL:DR Shitters from /srg/ are mad they will never ever get invited to an important speedurnning event.
Oh yeah, this is just important as the work MSF is doing.
So Mike take's 50% of the donations, 6% goes to Carolyn, 30% goes to cover the event expenses and the rest 14% goes to what ever "Prevent Cancer" stickers PCF is ordering from China this year.
It's also one of the worst cancer "charity" organizations there is. They don't release all their financial information etc.
Listen to literally any of the donations read on the stream and you'll see why people think PCF is being dishonest. Everyone donating thinks they're working on a cure for cancer
Mike taker 50% of the donations, pays all event costs and keeps the rest
Then the 50% goes to PCF, where Carolyn gets 6% of ALL their proceeds for the year.
Get it fucking right
DO you have concrete proof other than 4chan hyperbole that they arent??!?!?!
Please fucking post it so I can lel.
Do you realize how fucking stressfull being a CEO is? One wrong move and you can tank your entire organziation and be blackballed from worknig 4ever
>Do you realize how fucking stressfull being a CEO is?
Not very when you're in charge of a company whose whole business model is that people give you money in exchange for nothing.
>DO you have concrete proof other than 4chan hyperbole that they arent??!?!?!
You already fucking said yourself what they were working on: Awareness.
In fact, here is their own description of their work:
>The Prevent Cancer Foundation is a 501(c)3 non-profit founded in 1985 and is the only nonprofit in the United States focused solely on cancer prevention and early detection.
>SOLEY ON CANCER PREVENTION AND EARLY DETECTION
every year there are so many people kicking and screaming while denying the fact that PCF is a scam. why WOULDN'T you take advantage of the retards? can't say i blame uyama at this point
>Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation
Oh my fuck. What is this?
WHat an awfully shitty design with very mediocre games. Glad that turd died.
>Our mission is to raise money and awareness of childhood cancer causes, primarily for research into new treatments and cures, and to encourage and empower others, especially children, to get involved and make a difference for children with cancer.
Even this is better than PFC, at least they are looking for a cure.
>Tfw I only have $2000 to donate this year.
Fuck man, usually I would give $2000 alone to kill the animals.
I have no fucking idea what to do now. Guess I will have to wiat to see the prizes offered
Just a reminder that your donations are used to make ads like these. 100% of the "program expenses" of PCF are used to promote PCF. This charity helps nobody but its own board members.
>No sidestreams allowed
>No swearing on camera
>Always stop talking when donations are being read out
>50 people rereading donation messages over and over to ensure no innuendos slip through and the only ones that make it through are KICK CANCERS BUTT SAVE DA ANIMALS HOYP HOYP HOYP CMON EVERYONE HOYP
>Tiny build logo bigger than the game window
>No fun allowed on the couch
>Serious time repeatedly interrupted for donations
Get ready for the worst AGDQ ever folks.
that actually annoys me how they say how much money has been put towards killing or saving the animals
they act like they wouldnt have gotten the donations if it werent for shitty metroid
Whenever anyone says that the donators don't realise their money is going toward an awareness-only foundation, just look at how they're phrased. "Let's kick cancer's butt!" is the meme/most common one, and even it implies something active. Most people think they are donating to a charity that is actively working on ending cancer. Prevention is important, and so is spreading awareness on how to check yourself, as early detection will give you a better chance when it comes to fighting it, but if anyone was upfront with what they're doing (i.e. at any point, the person reading donations pointed out that someone's comment was wrong), I think people would start to take issue with the charity, when there are so many others that do more.
I guess you could say /v/ were speedrunning their threads.
They constantly say that PCF is for cancer prevention and early detection. Constantly saying
>w-w-w-well you know pcf doesn't actually research cures
you not only kill what is supposed to be an upbeat mood to the event but these people aren't hearing every other time it's stated, what makes you think they'd hear it then?
>running cd-based games
Enjoy your mzltiple frames lost
>you not only kill what is supposed to be an upbeat mood to the event
You mean like mike removed all fun from the event?
>mfw I don't know any speedrunner, dont care about the drama and just can enjoy watching the games get broken
The thing is, in >CURRENT YEAR everybody knows cancer is bad. Everyone knows to go to the doctor and to live a healthy lifestyle and you'll minimize your risk of cancer, but that doesn't stop them from going to Mcdonalds every day and smoking two packs of cigarettes.
Putting up posters saying "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR IT'S IMPORTANT" is the most insignificant, worthless attempt to increase awareness of cancer I can think of. If someone seriously doesn't know to go to the doctor for a regular check up, a poster won't change that.
What people don't know, for some reason, is that there is not and will never be a "cure" for cancer. It's not a strain, a virus or anything like that. It's a state where some of the cells in your body are harming you, a tumor that affects your organ's ability to function properly. You can't just "cure" every single thing that could cause cancer. Treatment options have gotten better, sure, but the billions of dollars that get poured into cancer research every year mostly go to waste. But companies like PCF are the worst of the worst, because they don't even do anything except line their pockets.
>but you're killing the mood
That happened 3-4 years ago when GDQs became "a thing". Now the entire event is just a corporate cash grab.
Here's some marathon service for you, /srg/. You deserve it!
Reminder that they will remove you for having too much fun
I was a cosmo fan back when you had to find streams yourself or use wooty's tracker on SDA. He used to be a chill dude, I remember a stream after he graduated where he was interacting (actually interacting, not >thanks for donations!) with chat while getting drunk and doing stupid shit in OoT. I think he also went over the old 5 hour OoT speedrun from 2003-2004, reviewing it and just explaining stupid shit about the history of the game.
Yes, the 5 hour speedrun was spliced, I am aware
It's heartbreaking to see how far he's fallen.
Once upon a time, man. Once upon a time. This was back in like...2007?
>go to thailand
>tell her I want her to be more assertive, be mean, chain me up and do some orgasm denial
>she says nothing, just lays back and turns her head away, not even looking at me
>finish in her and leave without tipping
This is why I stick to 2d
I like how at the last second, there's suddenly a 180 and there's a bunch of AGDQ info in the OP and the thread supports AGDQ now.
You fags have absolutely no spine. You talk shit about the beta speed community and then you're no better.
I'd be perfectly fine with not talking about gdq desu. Actually I don't post about it either, with the exception of this post.
Nothing is cuter than angry anons being all tsun tsun over finally getting some traffic in this god forsaken autismo general.
before all of the GDQ /v/ bois get in here, does anyone want to start a dumb meme to spam and pretend like it has always been part of the thread? cyberdemon usually does this honor but I imagine he is busy.
We should have a meme where we all post our dicks and compliment each other on them, as a goof you know, haha, and maybe tell each other what we would do with them if we were gay
post your agdq setup
greetings from germany
Watch it with everybody at http://speedrun.tv/srgmarathon - this has srg's chat and gdq's stream
made this because people w/ password to account are afk
>Spike shitting on siglemic
The same thing they've had before...?
>chilling with friends
>speedrun Zun's 東方文花帖 ~ Shoot the Bullet
>confront myself and my self (as an ontological historical entity) with the mirror of STG hitboxes (as a hitbox is not an empathic but a reflexive entity, alien to the space and time it represents and only existing by itself in relation to the other) and realize the boundaries of human thought, comprehension and consciousness
>reach rational ecstasy
>pleb friend gets up and says "what is this anime shit, lmao, speedrun some mario 64"
>get angry at their alienated twitchtv subaltern consumption conditioned by the structures of power of the imperialist white economies, but contain it
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favorite book since i was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because i'm a spectator in the society of spectacle
"It is not the slumber of reason which engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality. - Gilles Deleuze"
So anon, why aren't you at agdq?
I'm here live on location to discuss the potential ramifications of the Super Mario 64 race
grüße aus deutschland
lasst uns krebs in den arsch treten
I hope you'r practicing your speedgame right now anons.
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO WATCH?
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
Super Monkey Ball
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
Left 4 Dead 2
Devil May Cry 3 or 4: Special Edition
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX
Super Mario Maker
Age of Empires
Mega Man X
Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition
Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
Spyro the Dragon
TASBot vs Humans -- Mystery Game
Men are evolutionary designed to become speedrunners. Their ability to finish games quickly was recommended to seduce partners and was necessary in mating.
Women just pick up speedrunning for attention, not as a necessity of life
Reminder to use livestreamer with the meme video player of your choice.
>Literally importing gamergrlz from across the globe
I can't believe they actually got Tyrion Lannister for the commentary panel this year.
Thank you Based GamesDoneQuick.