AGDQ 2016 is live
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
thats the stuff dude
you think people are going to stick to their guns and resist whining for a full week? gamers have no willpower
>de /pol/ boogeyman
Anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that hundreds of audience members and 100k+ online spectators are watching a guy play videogames?
This is our society
implying trump isn't based and best autistic potato
It's a fact that all speedrunners eventually resort to becoming trannies when they can no longer compete in their respective games. Supporting speedgaming is supporting satan.
Why is this thread so fucking slow?
Expected a bit more noise T B H
>calvin & hobbes, reddit
>composer nobuo uematsu
I was here when cygfher was in the word cloud
>tfw this is probably gonna be the least cringey run this AGDQ
they spray you with febreeze
I know this is a bit autistic, but something about males with clutched up/feminine body language is just EXTREMELY triggering to me
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SIT LIKE FUCKING MEN?
IS IT THAT HARD?
look how much more space they'd have if they cropped the game
Wow wtf? Speedrun a game and not even watch the credits? What has this community become? baka
AGDQ IS A BLUNDER
THE BLUNDEROUST BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>caring about the autists who make shitty games riddled with bugs and glitches that can only be enjoyed by autists who purposefully cheat for no reason other than to feel good for once in their pathetic, miserable lives
>donating money to keep the business running
this guy comes to the practice room while you're speedgaming and steals your girl. what do you do?
>dedicate your whole waken time to be the best at a game
>be proud to beat two people who played casually after work
They both had so much bette rmechanics than sig, he literally bruteforced himself into the scene.
ITT: People that have never played Splatoon try to have an opinion on the game, however they are all objectively wrong.
I know this sounds mean, but how is it even possible to let your body get that fucking obese?
You've basically given up on your life, I just can't understand the mindset behind it
Like, at what point did you just say to yourself: "I want to be miserable for the rest of my excistence"?
>the splatoon runner isn't an autistic embarrassment
Will AGDQ finally be redeemed without shitwix and caleb?
Getting that obese is one thing
Staying that obese is another
The fatter you are, the more calories it takes to maintain. Literally takes more effort to stay fat than it does to lose it, at that size.
>I know this sounds mean
Why? You're just speaking the truth. No one wakes up one day suddenly huge, it happens over time. And during that time not even once he tried to change, so your question is valid. Maybe his parents are obese too and fed him too much shit during his childhood and now he is too used to it to change.
Get ready for an hour of OOH OOH AUGH AAAAAA AUGH OOOH OH AAAAW AUGH
Alright those crowns finally answer my question of if they use a savefile.
Looking orward to see the levels after the cloud world that I never got past.
>can you point the camera down
"uh, so I can swing my dick around you retarded motherfucker, what do you think?"
>does that look better to you
"I don't fucking know, I can't see the stream you daft cunt"
I like this fat fuck
>exam in 2 (TWO) days
>haven't studied at all
>agdq just started
-loops her arms around your waist, pressing her body tight to yours while gazing up into your eyes, slightly propping herself up on her tippytoes expectedly-
What pop are they going to play? If its the dos version i would watch
>2 exams tomorrow, 1 on Tuesday and one on Wednesday
fugg my shit up
I said anime u stupid cunt
cirno is a 2hu
A 2 H U
2 H U
The fuck are these things on the side?
STOP HUNCHING UP
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO SIT LIKE A MAN???
>YSG laughing in the back
Holy shit, this fucking annoying piece of autism is still allowed?
CRTs, one of them shows the game, the other shows shit like the current time table and the staff can use it to notify the runners about shit. It's basically replacing the cards they used to have to hold up
>mfw they make the player cam smaller and smaller each year
Your worthless, unbearable autist child got fucked off the stage.
The best think fucking mike ever did.
This game is even better than i remembered it.
Shame the multiplayer was so shit with quantitiy over quality.
watching AGDQ hurts my soul. It seems so forced now
Long time watcher, first time donater. I'm so glad to contribute to a great cause. Let's kick cancer's butt! Money goes to runner's choice, and let's save the humans and the frames and KILL THOSE ANIMALS!
The only complaint I've had so far is that the crop for the streamer/coach cam could be done a lot better (border, proper rectangle dimensions) to have the layout be decent.
>Blueglass laugh heard in the background, drowning out others.
I love that. Is he streaming Echo this year?
@Lanayru_ we don't crop because we're afraid of overcropping it. I know it's lame but better this than too much
>baby is a-
Slight chuckles can be heard under tha attendees' breath as they attempt to hold back their laughter.
The slight chuckles become contagious, and the infectious mumbled sounds of joy spread through the crowd like ebola through an African nation.
The mumbled rumblings increase in volume until they begin to vibrate the seats of the attendants, directly stimulating the oozing vaginas of the brightly-haired gamer girls peppered throughout the sweaty crowd.
The vibration increases in intensity to the point where the entire room is shaking. The antics of the crowd begins to slightly annoy the runner, whose large belly begins to ripple, causing him minor discomfort and slightly affecting his play. The gamer girls' chuckles become mixed with moans of pleasure as the building itself begins to rumble in unison with the attendants.
The chuckles turn to raucous roars of unrestrained laughter as the crowd ceases to hold back their amusement from hearing the funniest thing they have ever heard in their entire lives. Earth-shaking moans of orgasmic pleasure swirl through the air, mixing with the joyous laughter in a deafening roar of pure human pleasure as the foundation of the building crumbles and the walls begin to collapse, crushing all in attendance. Miles is the only one who remains, his fat completely absorbing the impact. As he stands up and looks out among the rubble, literally drowning in pussy from the orgasmic juices of the gamer girls, he thinks to himself "I am quite hungry" and simply leaves.
I like watching Mario Maker but I really wish it wasn't part of this marathon.
Here's the thing though, speed running encourages the use of exploits to "cheat" through a game. Saying that cheating and speed running don't go hand in hand is nothing more than illogical.
I've debated speed running GhostBusters the Video Game. However, the exploits and time saving I've found are nothing more than cheats.
Banana Blitz is a really death heavy game due to the fact the collision detection/physics are kinda wonky, and the controls aren't designed for the kind of speed they're playing it at.
>Saying that cheating and speed running don't go hand in hand is nothing more than illogical.
Except he's not exploiting anything, he's literally entering cheat codes because he's so bad at the game.
I like how this thread is deleting silly anime, but the /v/ thread have already gone full toddlercon...
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