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AGDQ 2016 is live

>Marathons
AGDQ
- https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
- speedrun.tv/srgmarathon
- https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016

NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
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SPLATOON WORLD RECORD HABBENIG?
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>competent OP
Thanks.

>>127337874
>it wasn't early.
Fuck off, newshitter.
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Good OP
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>making new threads and getting banned so they get deleted
rofl scv strikes again
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MAKE SPEEDRUNNING
GREAT AGAIN
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>>127337905
Not speedrunning, fuck off /pol/
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Make GDQ white again
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This speed run is good desu senpai.
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>>127337905
is that Boris Jeltsin?
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I really want to fuck a female Inkling.
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>>127337905
>>Marathons
>AGDQ
>- https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>- speedrun.tv/srgmarathon
>- https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016

>>>/v/
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I WANT TO WOOMY
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>>127338024

I love new posters.
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>>127338024

>games done QUICK
>not a speedrun

lmao
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>>127338058
fuck off back to /a/ or /jp/ pedo scum
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hello, /v/ here
what are going to be the must watch runs of this AGDQ?
talking about either skill or autism
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>People bitching about this not being a speedrun
>He is on WR pace

hmm
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1st
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>>127337905

What happened to no AGDQ discussion on /srg/?
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>>127338058
word
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>>127338058
thats the stuff dude
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How does the set-up keep getting worse every year?
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>please stop
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>>127338023
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Greetings from Germany
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>>127338102
>that first response
lol
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>AGDQ
>all the degens come out

speedruns were a mistake
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ayyy
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good OP make srg great again
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ALL THIS UNUSED SPACE
WHYYYYYYYY?
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Did they just read the donation someone screenshotted here?
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How would you rate this statement:

"If you don't like AGDQ, you don't like speedrunning"
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WE DID IT REDDIT

WE GOT READ
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who /srg/ here?
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ayyyy
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>>127338338
Yes they did, Anon.
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I want to fill the WOOMY
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xth for Forsen our lord and savior
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[2 pixel wide ledge skip]
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>>127338253
you think people are going to stick to their guns and resist whining for a full week? gamers have no willpower
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Do we have a twitch chat set up anywhere? The AGDQ one is giving me a haemmorhoid
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>>127338253
SDA actually has volunteers that spam the marathon on 4chan, they know it and reddit are their #1 sources of income
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>>127338253
/pol/acks taken over the speedrun threads to whine about muh sjws, tumblr and cultural marxism.
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>>127338058
I wonder how long until the c89 doujin are scanned
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>>127338353

Non-speedrunners/10.
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>>127338338
He didnt read the gamergate part
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>>127338445
>de /pol/ boogeyman
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>>127338410
http://oddshot.tv/shot/forsenlol-2016010220428476
>watching a trump sub
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>>127338410
watching one of the most popular streamers automatically makes you a shitter
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Anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that hundreds of audience members and 100k+ online spectators are watching a guy play videogames?

This is our society
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>>127338446
How long does it usually take?
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>>127338353
Pretty accurate, to be honest.
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They should add personal best and world record times to the overlay.
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>>127338417
>implying streamboars play games
>ever using the term gamer unironically
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>>127338445

You mean /v/, not /pol/ right?
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wish they would turn the the girls mic if shes gonna scream everytime he does anything
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>>127338513
modern gladiators
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>>127338513
What about 2 billion people watching people kick a ball around
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>>127338493
implying trump isn't based and best autistic potato
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>>127338513
most people watching sure in the hell aren't in awe i can say that much
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>>127338592
Why, this isnt about WRs, its about raising $
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>>127338513
It's a fact that all speedrunners eventually resort to becoming trannies when they can no longer compete in their respective games. Supporting speedgaming is supporting satan.
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>>127338428
srgmarathon
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Why is this thread so fucking slow?

Expected a bit more noise T B H
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>>127338513
What about all the people who watch povertyball?
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>Kill this guy
I'm triggered by this
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>>127338216
Just wait until its over and watch the awkward compilation videos.
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>>127338757
IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?
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>>127338757
there is -literally- nothing interesting to discuss
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>>127338669
>reads
>calvin & hobbes, reddit
>composer nobuo uematsu
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Why are Nintencucks allowed? They are literally a detriment to the community.
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Is Neptunia a good speedgame?
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They chose a really good game/runner this year to start things off. Its almost as if this is a... a speedrunning marathon...
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Is Nintendogs a good speedgame?
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>>127338757

HYPE!!!!

HYOPE!!

WE HYPEPE NOW
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>>127338757
speedrunners are a bunch of low energy cucks sadly
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>>127338862
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prove you arent a marathon shitter
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>>127338959
woof
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POST MORE SQUID
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Good, imagine how this room must smell
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>>127339024
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>>127338997
I was here when cygfher was in the word cloud
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>Please die
>This is a suicide bomb
How can this be allowed? I literally can't breathe right now.
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Is it /nofunallowed/ this year?
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>suicide
uh... is that allowed?!
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>>127339047
don't they throw you out if you smell
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>tfw this is probably gonna be the least cringey run this AGDQ
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>I'll just follow you
Yeah, fat chance poojeesh
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>>127339061
>squid
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>>127339110

Ye werster is still banned for autism so literally no fun allowed again this year.
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The schedule isn't that bad to be honest. It's not like anything you faggots like would be better.
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>Splatoon gets 12 pm on a Sunday
>while Hotline Miami gets 3:20 am on a Tuesday
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h-heh ill follow you
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>>127339127
no idiot
they spray you with febreeze
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>>127339127
Yes, that is an actual rule. The fact that they have/need that rule should tell you how fucking autistic these people are.
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Is there going to be any actual SPEEDRUNS ?

Or just a buncha lets plays?
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>>127339205
>autism
Can't handle the bantz? Fuck off cunt
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>>127339223
go back to bed duke
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>>127339223
>actual high skillcap+high strategy game at a normal time
>meme game for the graveyard
I don't see what's wrong with this.
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>>127339334
what is this meme???
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>>127339319
>actual high skillcap+high strategy game
>casual shooter which is only known for its multiplayer scene
>played in a single player speedrun
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>>127339267
don't insult australians by calling the shit that comes out of werster's mouth "bantz"
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Peep deez nuts
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>>127339319
>High skillcap
>High strategy
>In a CASUAL KIDS SHOOTER FOR NINTENDO

L
M
A
O
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I know this is a bit autistic, but something about males with clutched up/feminine body language is just EXTREMELY triggering to me

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SIT LIKE FUCKING MEN?
IS IT THAT HARD?
PLEASE
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>>127339205
>werster
our FUCKING boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
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>>127339319
>actual high skillcap+high strategy game at a normal time
give me a fucking break, splatoon """"fans"""" are just in it for the pedo shit
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>>127339459
They don't have room.
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>>127339459
Because they are 4 fatties squishing on a 2 seater sofa
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look how much more space they'd have if they cropped the game
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>>127339459
Its probably the only way to fit that many people on that tiny IKEA couch.
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>>127339459
what's with the massive heads
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>>127339459
Why do the two on the left on the back couch look like their heads are comically huge?
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>>127339258
>two hour Rayman run
>two one hour Kirby runs
>6 JRPG runs

What do you think?
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great dancing guys
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>>127339459
thats 4 dudes on a love seat. good luck manspreading.
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How tolerant, progressive, and inclusive out of 10 is this year's AGDQ?
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dance party HOYP
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>2nd couch not amused
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EVERYBODY DANCE
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>get ready to dance
TIME TO CLOSE THE TAB
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>>127339628
>first runner is a cis white male
what a god damn joke
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marathon shitter here
ask me anything
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>all this FISTING
omo
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https://youtu.be/zyCbrhwK_ek?t=15s
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>>127338216
It's all autism.
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>EVERYBODY DANCE!
>nobody dances
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REMOVE CUNT
remove cunt
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d-dance!
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Y'ALL READY TO DANCE?!
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This is a good run and the runner is actually not autistic or disgusting. Good start for AGDQ 2016.
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Did you see how they fucked up the timer?

They stopped it awhile ago and kept it stopped for about half a minute
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>>127339683
do you like it here
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Yay~!
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>>127339732
Wow, sub 53 guys :)))))
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WOOOOWWW

WOOOW
WOW

>Still didnt get a WR

Who cares?
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>double couches
>audience pushed back into the abyss
They are still going down that path?

On the other hand lighting is way better than last year.
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WOW
SUB
53!
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>>127339578
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>>127339718
not enough secret strats for my taste
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Now it's fixed
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>>127339679
>not the penis edit
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Wow, it wasn't complete shit
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>>127339706
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oldboi here
ask me anything
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>>127338331
what the hell would you put there
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It was ok
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>>127339854
How old are you oldboi
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>>127338897
nice meme
(not really)
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>>127339845
yes it was
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>>127339854
how much have you donated so far?
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>>127339807
goyim its not games event donate some money to prevent cancer
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>>127339836
post it
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I thought Mike told them to cut out the IF THERE IS ANY EXTRA TIME I COULD SHOW OFF THIS TOTALLY NOT BORING SHIT?
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>>127339854
honey or nero?
and why?
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>>127339885
It's a meme ya dip.
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>>127339854
What's it like having arthritis?
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>>127339829
>>127339578
You barely improved anything.
Good job, wasting your time for nothing.
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>>127339854

newboi here
teach me speedrun
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>>127339845
>>127339904
It was shit you stupid fucking Nintendrones. The very fact that he was close to his WR shows that it's a fucking shit speed game.
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Wow wtf? Speedrun a game and not even watch the credits? What has this community become? baka
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MARATHON SEASON IS HERE!!!

NEWBABS OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GO TO VEE!!!

SERG IS FOR SERGIANS!!!

SPLATOON IS FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
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>>127339718
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AGDQ IS A BLUNDER
THE BLUNDEROUST BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>blueglass's pure laugh

good to be back
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Kappa //
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>>127338897
>>>/v/
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>>127340007
>caring about the autists who make shitty games riddled with bugs and glitches that can only be enjoyed by autists who purposefully cheat for no reason other than to feel good for once in their pathetic, miserable lives
uhh
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>>127340024
i want to cum inside blueglass!
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what's this fucking esports shit again
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>Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
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fixed
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>have glasses
>be fat
Perfect fit for the AGDQ audience.
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>interview
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>>127339946
sig dumpstered both those ricepickers
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>>127339981
>WR holder was close to WR
>Therefore it was shit

Amazing logic, /v/.
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for real though, his control was super tight.

props.
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>>127339938
>donating money to keep the business running
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BAZINGA
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Jew Spotted
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BUT MOOOOOM
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this guy comes to the practice room while you're speedgaming and steals your girl. what do you do?
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>>127340116
its fucking splatoon. pull your head out of your ass
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>crowd not afraid to talk and make noise

oh lordy
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>stay fresh
>gotta go fast
>greetings from germany

which one is your favorite meme?
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POST-GAME INTERVIEW, WE ESPN NOW.
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>>127340161
fuck him up
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That wasn't too bad, I expected it to be worse.

>Interviews
This isn't esports fuck off
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AGDQ drinking game for alcoholics anonymous

Drink any time they play a non-nintendo game
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Interviews done quick
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>>127339981
you are incredibly stupid
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where's biinny
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http://strawpoll.me/6440355
http://strawpoll.me/6440355
http://strawpoll.me/6440355
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bazinga spotted
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>>127340114
>dedicate your whole waken time to be the best at a game
>be proud to beat two people who played casually after work
They both had so much bette rmechanics than sig, he literally bruteforced himself into the scene.
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WHERE IS NARCISSA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
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>>127340212
get ready for analysis desk after
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I can't believe one of those autistic faggots brought their mom with them.
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why dont they use this for game layout ?
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ITT: People that have never played Splatoon try to have an opinion on the game, however they are all objectively wrong.
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>>127340294
Who?
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>>127340268
better than i expected to be honest/ minimal cringe and spaghetti.
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>>127339718
>not autistic or disgusting.
too cringey for my tastes desu senpai
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>>127340218
I don't want to stay sober through this you cunt
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Is that the faggot we did it reddit fuck?
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>not taking your mom to agdq
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>>127340257
You are a cuck and most likely a /v/edditor
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is that motherfucker wearing one of those jew hats?
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>>127340294
you mean cosmo?
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>>127340278
Oh my fuck
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>>127340294
I don't think this is speedgaming guys!
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>>127340265
>biny pays for 2 gdq trips to america in a row
>doesn't get to play his game

literally cucked by the inhale crew
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Nice /mlp/ banner
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>>127340324
fatguy cam would be a good speedgame.
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>>127340343
ONLY THE STRONGEST MOST INDPENDENT WOMAN IN ALL OF SPEEDGAMING YOU MISOGYNIST FUCK
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de jew
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>>127340286
>it is bad that the more dedicated speedrunner is considered better than two literal casuals
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https://strawpoll.me/6440378
https://strawpoll.me/6440378
https://strawpoll.me/6440378
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>super monkey bore blitz
can't wait for rayman
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please tell me someone is making a webm out of the mom readjusting her pants
right fuck now
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STIV SPOTTED
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>hey
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I know this sounds mean, but how is it even possible to let your body get that fucking obese?

You've basically given up on your life, I just can't understand the mindset behind it
Like, at what point did you just say to yourself: "I want to be miserable for the rest of my excistence"?
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oh boy interviews. everybodys favourite
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Why is Feasel so perfect?
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feasel sold out
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Audio mixing done shit
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>>127340301
>THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Fuck you
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oh look another esports interview this shit is a fucking embarrassment.
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Uncle Feasel :3c
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>splatoon is super out there
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>>127340445
Cosmo go away.
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>>127340485
It's all genetic, anon. That's why there have always been the same proportion of obese people.
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>>127340493
i want to caress his silky smooth cheeks
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>>127340493
He got fat, look at that 2nd chin he has going now.
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>>127340542
Hey didnt you like it?!?!!?
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>>127340485
>Posting that about a speedrunner

They could be the fittest faggot in the world they'd still be a waste of human resource
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>How do you feel being at AGDQ?

Can we get away from these cookie cutter questions?
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>the splatoon runner isn't an autistic embarrassment

Will AGDQ finally be redeemed without shitwix and caleb?
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Miles getting fatter every year.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>>127340485
ITS MY BODY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT
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>>127340457
No, I just said he lack finesse and mechanics. His playstyle is crude, not very gracious. If esp. honey invested more time he'd crush sig at that time.
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>>127340485
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>>127340609
This, look at Caleb.
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i just want to watch speedgames, why are they just sitting there talking.
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>>127340640
He said he just got into speedrunning, that explains it.
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>>127340690
>Caleb
heh
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>>127340617
Yeah, let's get to the real questions.

>Where's Mike?
>How much are you pocketing here?
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>>127340421
those are cockabos
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dafuq is this Esports interview shit? I suppose there is a better chance of seeing these peoples autism but seriously just play your game fast and shut up.
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>>127338331
>not putting the sexuality of the streamer between category and console name
>not putting penis size to the left of the game title


jesusu christu
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>>127340485
Getting that obese is one thing

Staying that obese is another

The fatter you are, the more calories it takes to maintain. Literally takes more effort to stay fat than it does to lose it, at that size.
>>
And here we have this disembodied human hand to show us your prizes!
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Feasel is HIGH TEST
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>>127340650
based
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Those interviews make me miss ~le reddit computer screen meme
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>>127340496
bitch, it's feasel

when feasel does something like this he elevates the whole thing. shitty game? shitty runner? shitty event? doesn't matter: FEASEL
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>>127340760
I dont care what you call your fursonas just keep that shit out of speedgaming.
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reminder that srg is a twitch watching general and is sad as fuck

/v/ for life
>>
watch left 4 dead 2
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Up next: Machinima's Showcase Race! Live from #AGDQ2016!
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>>127340485
>I know this sounds mean
Why? You're just speaking the truth. No one wakes up one day suddenly huge, it happens over time. And during that time not even once he tried to change, so your question is valid. Maybe his parents are obese too and fed him too much shit during his childhood and now he is too used to it to change.
>>
>monkeyball
>no geoff
??????????????????????????????????
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>>127340769
Padding for their awful setup times.
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>>127340650

No one with actual intelligence is going to refer to the ramblings of a manic depressive asshat after being awake for 27 hours in a serious discussion

Right?
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Sorry, but I don't want a bunch of Autistic faggots signing my 3DS if I won one.
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Miles a fat. FAT!
>>
AWWW FUCK;
Motherfucking Monkey Ball!

AGDQ is finally starting for real!
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>>127340867
Fuck off y_ I hope you explode during your run
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This is my first time watching AGDQ on their actual stream

this fucking chat is the biggest dumpster I ever seen
>>
This guy really put on some pounds since last time he ran this
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Get ready for an hour of OOH OOH AUGH AAAAAA AUGH OOOH OH AAAAW AUGH
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>>127340884

Praise the lord.
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>>127340960
ever seen >>>/v/?
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>>127340884
Jeff is currently transitioning to female. He's stay with Narcissa.
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Miles the fatgot.
>>
Oh, this fat fuck
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Why would you wear sweatpants to an event

You wouldn't wear sweatpants if you were running at a gdq would you?
>>
Alright those crowns finally answer my question of if they use a savefile.
Looking orward to see the levels after the cloud world that I never got past.
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>>127340976
Squid stream happening?
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miles gets fatter every year
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anime posters LEAVE
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MOTIONASD CONTROLS UIGUGHHGGHHG AAAAAAAAAGH *
LE MONKLEY POSTA LOL
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>>127341008
Yea, and it makes us seem intelligent. That's the issue.
>>
fat sluts
>>
>whistles when breathing through nose
Me too.
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>>127341035
If I was autistic, I might
>>
>can you point the camera down
>why
"uh, so I can swing my dick around you retarded motherfucker, what do you think?"

>does that look better to you
"I don't fucking know, I can't see the stream you daft cunt"

I like this fat fuck
>>
BLUEGLASS SPOTTED
ON STREAM
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>>127341085
Daily reminder that anime makes you better at vidya.
>>
YSG on camera
>>
>applause for managing to count down from 5
america pls
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>>127340884
I dont think geoff ever touched a monkey ball beside the one game he learned.
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Why are there two couches? its so distracting, why is this allowed, uyama please
>>
Does anyone know how the setup looks like? Most people seems to look at the sides rather than at the runner's screen.
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>exam in 2 (TWO) days
>haven't studied at all
>agdq just started
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Is Our Beautiful Boy Blueglass™ running anything this year?
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>>127341085
I want to kiss an anime poster!
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>ctrl f schedule
>no cosmo
>only oot run is some fake romhack meme category

wow......
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>mee mee
why is this shit allowed holy fuck i hate reddit
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"he loves the baby"
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>>127340952
please watch left 4 dead 2
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is fatty Miles a diaperfag?
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>he loves the baby
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>>127341258
Nao was so cute. I miss her
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>>127341109
dat sleep apnea
dat obstructed pathway
must be fun
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yay speedgames~! :3c
>>
Yawn yawn
>>
>even if she's really terrible at everything, I have to use her
HOLY FUCK HOW ARE THEY ALLOWING THESE MISOGYNIST RAPIST FUCKS
>>
a bot banned me from the agdq chat for 30 minutes for saying the word 'penis'
>>
>>127341310
>not DONATE QUICK + 2016
>>
OY IT'S TWITCH CHAT
Kappa Keepo Trihard Pogchamp Seemsgood Wutface
>>
>>127341085
SRG is my husbando!
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>>127341227
>still on vacation and the courses that start in a couple of days are piss easy and my days are basically free
Feels good man
>>
>That moronic seal laugh taking over

FUCK OFF YOU DISHONEST CUNTS PRETENDING TO LIKE THIS RETARD JUST BECAUSE HE'S A RETARD
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Why are there Monkey Memes on stream
>>
>Tweets showing up on stream

You bastards know what to do.
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>>127341258
-loops her arms around your waist, pressing her body tight to yours while gazing up into your eyes, slightly propping herself up on her tippytoes expectedly-
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>>127341385
Can you say vagina?
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What pop are they going to play? If its the dos version i would watch
>>
haha, that guy is really fat
>>
>I need to sit closer to the tv
>openly dissing the gdq streaming setup
Welp, that guy will never again be allowed to attend.
>>
>>127341102
>us
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>>127341415
yo that's a qt boi where he from?
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ysg
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>>127341342
who dis bish?
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>>127341227
>2 exams tomorrow, 1 on Tuesday and one on Wednesday
fugg my shit up
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Did Miles just get outted as the next M1?
>>
>>127341513
sorry i forgot you're fuckin' retarded kiddo
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>>127341290
No!
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>>127340161
Realize this cuck has no prospects as is.
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>no cute redhead on couch
>>
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>
>Miles moves up front and the cam looks perfect
>Tech crew promptly readjusts the camera to make it shit again
pls
>>
Is this a let's play?
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>>127341227
Kill yourself back to facebook.
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>>127341519
Chargeman Ken
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>>127341475
no clue
i'll find out in 30 minutes i guess
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>>127341478
It's CapnClever, it's most likely the dos version.
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>>127341473
I said anime u stupid cunt
cirno is a 2hu
A 2 H U
not anime
2 H U
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>>127341578
>/v/
>us
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>>127341531
Atago from KanColle
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>>127341657
>what are ova's
fucking cyber me you little pussy
>>
>>127341671
>(You)
sorry i forgot you're fuckin' retarded kiddo
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>>127340407
Notch paid for his first trip.
>>
how are you supposed to know the runners twitch? fuck this shit, this is supposed to be for exposure not for some dumb charity thing
>>
>>127341694
I'll make an ova of me killing u idoiot
>>
>>127341749
does that guy literally just sit in his castle made of money and watch twitch?
>>
>>127341806
better put your dick where my mouth is and prove it
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>>127341478
With that name and time it can only be dos or snes. Try googling the runner name to see what he runs.
>>
>>127341786

>being this dumb
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>>127341694
"Simpsons is a porn because there's a porn parody made"

That's how dumb you sound
>>
>>127341786
>trying to prevent cancer
>dumb
>>
Why was everyone laughing just now?
>>
>>127339981
>only the games i like are good speedgames. waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>
Yanyan is based
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>>127341727
just get out
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is summit elite?
>>
>baby
>is am-
>azing

*Big Bang laugh track*
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Is Miles drunk?
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>>127341460
Wanna fug
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>>127341786
squid isn't there, how can it be for exposure?
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>>127341883
>officially licenced ova's are like porn parodies
?

>>127341957
Anytime, senpai .///.
>>
>Thread not completely, utterly dead for once
/srg/ confirmed for AGDQ babies as always.
>>
did this cuck estimate an hour for a game he's 1/4 done
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>>127341915
make me fagot
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>baby has the smallest ball size

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
The fuck are these things on the side?
>>
What happened to Miles?
UH UH UH UH UH I UH LOVE BABY UH UH
He didn't use to have a speech impediment ..
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>>127341883
wel acshully simpsons is a drawing because there was a drawing first and then they made a cartoon based on it so there simpsons is not a cartoon
>>
>the ball size varies
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>>127342069
he's always been fucking retarded
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>>127342054
M1 all over again boys
>>
STOP HUNCHING UP
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO SIT LIKE A MAN???


FUUUUUAAAAARK
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>>127342060
CRT TVs
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>>127341991
kill yourself headcrab
>>
>>127342006
I miss squid posting
>>
>>127341657
normal people can't tell the difference
>>
>>127342135
aint want 2 doe
>>
W-Was he masturbating?
>>
Fuck the bosses in this game are the worst bullshit ever
>>
How much did Bethesda pay for all this Fallout advertisement?
>>
>there is a penis on stream right now
BANNED
>>
miles is cute
CUTE!
>>
>YSG laughing in the back
Holy shit, this fucking annoying piece of autism is still allowed?
>>
>Blueglass laughing in the distance
Put him front and center Uyama you mononucleic cow
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>>127342156
>this is what secondaries actually believe
>>
>>127342220

GET
OUT
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>>127342060
CRTs, one of them shows the game, the other shows shit like the current time table and the staff can use it to notify the runners about shit. It's basically replacing the cards they used to have to hold up
>>
Poor blueglass is gonna get banned.
>>
And a shitton of people just got banned for saying penis
looks like I was just ahead of the curve
>>
>thank you for helping the fight against cancer

THE FOOLS
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>>127342198
You mean you don't have Ublock Origin installed?

How much of a pleb are you, holy shit
>>
>>127342069
He is being distracted by sexy monkey diapers
>>
>>127342213
not really
>>
>>127342117
how do you "sit like a man"
?!?!?!
>>
>>127342334
>Miles looking voraciously at anyone but Baby
pls
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>>127342370
you spread ur legs
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/v/ is allowed here, right?
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>mfw they make the player cam smaller and smaller each year
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>>127342240
Your worthless, unbearable autist child got fucked off the stage.
The best think fucking mike ever did.
>>
Does this general like AGDQ or are you all just in it for the shitposting memes?
>>
Too autistic to watch again this year.

Even esports "professionals" are less autistic than this.
>>
Which MHC members are there? They're my NIGGAS!!!!!!!! AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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>>127342370
>>
>>127342315
God you are dumb
>>
>>127342220
Stop committing suppressive acts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG70fhg0wL4
>>
Has anyone got the gif of blueglass having a seizure?
>>
This game is even better than i remembered it.
Shame the multiplayer was so shit with quantitiy over quality.
>>
Reminder: I will cyber with anyone in this thread
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>>127342004
There aren't "official" Touhou ovas. ZUN just doesn't stop people from making them.
>>
>>127342504
> Autistic boi playing Ecco more popular than mad guy playing pokemon.
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>>127342220
GO BACK TO /V/ NEWFAG
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>>127342529
t. alberto marathoncakeboi
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watching AGDQ hurts my soul. It seems so forced now
>>
>LONG TIME WATCHER FIRST TIME DONATOR
>>
>>127342637
ALBERTO BARBOSA
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>separate but equal couches
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>>127342686
She should get those mons checked
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>>127342645
thats because it is, anon
>>
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>
Long time watcher, first time donater. I'm so glad to contribute to a great cause. Let's kick cancer's butt! Money goes to runner's choice, and let's save the humans and the frames and KILL THOSE ANIMALS!
>>
>>127340646
I'm glad, he's a cutey
>>
>>127342809

remember when agdq was good

no you don't agdq was never good
>>
music is tohou ripoff
>>
LOLI POSTERS LEAVE
>>
>>127342932
geoff is welcome to it
>>
>>127342937
normal people can't tell the difference
>>
Am I the only one thinking that the laughter is sometimes added in electronically? Or is it just YSG?
>>
watch left 4 dead 2
>>
The only complaint I've had so far is that the crop for the streamer/coach cam could be done a lot better (border, proper rectangle dimensions) to have the layout be decent.

>Blueglass laugh heard in the background, drowning out others.

I love that. Is he streaming Echo this year?
>>
i dont know whats the best part of agdq, awesome speedruns or reading you retards whine for a month
>>
>>127342932
Gross.
>>
https://twitter.com/Test_Runner/status/683697560482148352
TestRunner @Test_Runner
@Lanayru_ we don't crop because we're afraid of overcropping it. I know it's lame but better this than too much

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
>cronikeys and squid are both mods

what a fucking shock
>>
>>127343015
What time and day?
>>
Who's laugh is that?
>>
>>127342968
Base Janitor is watching and deleting the cancer.
>>
who /staringatmilescrotch/ here?
>>
>>127341954
>baby is a-
Slight chuckles can be heard under tha attendees' breath as they attempt to hold back their laughter.
>ma
The slight chuckles become contagious, and the infectious mumbled sounds of joy spread through the crowd like ebola through an African nation.
>z
The mumbled rumblings increase in volume until they begin to vibrate the seats of the attendants, directly stimulating the oozing vaginas of the brightly-haired gamer girls peppered throughout the sweaty crowd.
>in
The vibration increases in intensity to the point where the entire room is shaking. The antics of the crowd begins to slightly annoy the runner, whose large belly begins to ripple, causing him minor discomfort and slightly affecting his play. The gamer girls' chuckles become mixed with moans of pleasure as the building itself begins to rumble in unison with the attendants.
>g
The chuckles turn to raucous roars of unrestrained laughter as the crowd ceases to hold back their amusement from hearing the funniest thing they have ever heard in their entire lives. Earth-shaking moans of orgasmic pleasure swirl through the air, mixing with the joyous laughter in a deafening roar of pure human pleasure as the foundation of the building crumbles and the walls begin to collapse, crushing all in attendance. Miles is the only one who remains, his fat completely absorbing the impact. As he stands up and looks out among the rubble, literally drowning in pussy from the orgasmic juices of the gamer girls, he thinks to himself "I am quite hungry" and simply leaves.
>>
Guys... i thought AGDQ was not /srg/ approved now
>>
do you guys know if there will be any HumbleBundle for this AGDQ ?
>>
tf agdq died 3 years ago and it will never come back
it was the only thing to look forward to
>>
>>127343021
>I love that. Is he streaming Echo this year?
fuck off

and agdq is for people who actually know how to finish their games
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>>127343051
cronikeys does run srgm tbqh
>>
anyone here run TP?
>>
>>127343003
>Or is it just YSG?
It's that worthless, autistic retard.
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>>127343189
maybe if you'll let me sit in your lap while I do it
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>>127343051
srgm mods anyone that's a thread meme

fucking malos is a mod
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>Blueglass laughing from beyond the grave
>>
>>127343051
>the gate keeper and one of >our most active runners are mods
wow?
>>
Guys I think this might be a let's play
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>>127343171
Ha Ha, did I make you mad?

>AGDQ
>People finishing their games
Right...next you're tell me that this is about speed running and not extended let's plays.
>>
>Splatoon
>Multiple Monkeyball
Has there been a weaker start to AGDQ?
>>
>couch playing up the difficulty of a trick after the runner fails it
please stop
>>
Are they actually playing Banana Blitz on the Wii, or emulating it via Dolphin?

Because holy shit, the visuals are incredible.
>>
>mod banning faggot shitposters
thank mr purify thread
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>>127343330
monkeyball is based as fuck, stay mad
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>>127343171
>>
ANIME IS GETTING DELETED

IM REPORTING THIS TO UN GENOCIDE WATCH
>>
never watched this guy, is he normally this terrible at video games?
>>
>>127343341
Sounds like my gf

>it's okay you drank too much
>>
>>127343376
This run sure isn't
>>
http://www.speedrun.com/
http://speeddemosarchive.com/

Are these competing websites or what?
>>
>>127343325
>LITERALLY encouraging blueglass's behavior and cheating on your speed runs
lel
>>
>>127343146
95% of the people ITT got into speedrunning due to AGDQ.
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>>127343368
>wii emulation at a gdq

rofl
>>
THE BABY
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>>127343525
this is a good thing
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>>127343379
I like watching Mario Maker but I really wish it wasn't part of this marathon.
>>
>>127343478
it was trihex for me desu
>>
>>127343358
Everyone knows glasses bbw is the only decent girl>>127343523
>>
Miles is mentioning babies a little too much desu

Probably getting put on a list after this run
>>
>>127343478
I got into autism from watching AGDQ
>>
>>127343478
SGDQ here desu
>>
>>127343478
>there are people who didn't get into speedrunning from based Jiano
feels bad man
>>
>>127343330
Honestly a very good start.
>>
>>127343376
The runs are tedious, the only thing they've got going for it is their liberal popular, wacky runners.
>>
Wow this is fucking BAD

Are there usually this many deaths?
>>
>>127343376
It's great casually because it's so simple and arcade-like but that simplicity makes the run pretty boring.
>>
>>127343483
The image just looks way too sharp to be output by a Wii, is all. I honestly couldn't believe its being played on the original hardware.
>>
THAT BLUEGLASS SQUEL HOLY SHIT PLEASE SOMEONE WEBM THAT
>>
>>127343637
this game's controls are shit
>>
HURRY UP
>>
On the bright side:
We can see some of the audience.
We can hear the audience.
Awkward silences aren't as bad this year.
REAL MICROPHONES
>>
>>127343476
>Cheating

Here's the thing though, speed running encourages the use of exploits to "cheat" through a game. Saying that cheating and speed running don't go hand in hand is nothing more than illogical.

I've debated speed running GhostBusters the Video Game. However, the exploits and time saving I've found are nothing more than cheats.
>>
>Tits so big the target arrow clips into them

>>127343678
>>127343637
Yeah, it's a Wii game that runs entirely on motion controls.
>>
>>127343681
Just ban this fucking manchild please. And publically
>>
>>127343580
Miles is too influential in the community to end up on The List.
That'd be one of the biggest mistakes Mike&co could do
>>
HIGH TEST
>>
>>127343558
Gee I wonder what event give him the exposure for people like you to give him a watch.
>>
>>127343091
tomorrow ~6AM
>>
>This girl is the best girl
>This other girl is the worst girl
>pedos keep saying this shit when the girls mostly look the same outside of very minor differences
epic
>>
>>127343464
speedrun.com is a "leaderboard" website where anyone can be a mod for any game and put up anyone's times, even if they were just blind races on srl
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>>127343580
He's already on the list.
>>
>>127343637
Yup.

Banana Blitz is a really death heavy game due to the fact the collision detection/physics are kinda wonky, and the controls aren't designed for the kind of speed they're playing it at.
>>
>>127343330
I think both agdq 2k15 and sgdq 2k15 started with monkey balls too.
Also its a hella fun game to watch.
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[FUN STATUS: ALLOWED]
>>
>>127343737
Yeah, but how are they still utterly uncapable of decent video cropping?
>>
>>127343751
>Saying that cheating and speed running don't go hand in hand is nothing more than illogical.
Except he's not exploiting anything, he's literally entering cheat codes because he's so bad at the game.
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>>127343737
[sounds of blueglass laughing in the distance]
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Oh god lava world was so good. This whole game was a very goodjumpnrun.
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#somethingautistic.net
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>>127343795
this is why speedrun.com is a joke
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>>127343854
tfw right in the hole
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What if, me and a group of speedrunner friends, gathered in my basement and did a 48 hour stream of games every few months. Would that be based or shit.
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I like how this thread is deleting silly anime, but the /v/ thread have already gone full toddlercon...
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>it really is
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>>127343856
Because real video streams have curves, anon.
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STOP CLAPPING AT NOTHING REEEEEEEEEE
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where the hgell is yellow shirt gyy??

i need yellpw shirt guy onw!
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>>127343856
https://twitter.com/Test_Runner/status/683697560482148352