webms you need to link to other boards thread

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Thanks anon.

>>852500
who is this guy?

>>852549
holy shit, this and the paint shaker are the high points of the series

>>852610
hideo fucked that ass so hard konami fired him

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>>852610
>>853628
It's surreal how upset people got on her behalf.

>>852610
>>853636
Story?

>>855984
Those cocktails seem so ineffectual. Is that some sort of police training video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4D-HUUTXvQ

>>852533
Donald trump's son. (from his 2nd wife)

>>856139

context?

>>853636
i love it when the soldier in the back says:
>ohh yeah she's a naughty girl

>>855984
>tfw you will never be riot cop
i just want to bash few hippies and commies' teeth in

>>856156
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2015/dec/07/you-aint-no-muslim-bruv-david-cameron-video

>>853636
You know, it's fine that he wanted to put a character like this in the game, I just don't see how it was justified in story. I haven't played the game. Why does this character exist? Why are all of these soldiers okay with this, and why is she dressed like that?

Normally, that isn't something you want if you're a general. Women were kept out of war for a long time not just because men are stronger and more expendable, but also for moral. If your troops are constantly hitting on the few female soldiers, it causes a lot of issues in your army. They won't perform their duties as well, there will be drama, and one of them might turn out to be a rapist. So it's just not really a good situation.

That said, it's a video game. I'm probably overthinking things.

>>855993
She did the motion capture for a character who wears only a bra and fishnets, and gets put in all sorts of lewd/rapey situations.

The internet got butthurt at Konami for being so sexist and treating her like a sex object, but in every interview she's done she's always been really positive and happy with the character and completely shattered tumblr's moral superiority.

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>>856205
>Why does this character exist?
Badass female sidekick is mandatory these days.

>Why are all of these soldiers okay with this
Hot bitches are hot.

>and why is she dressed like that?
She's been infected with a strain of parasite that gives your superhuman strength and speed and allows you to become invisible, but it alters all your organs so you breathe and drink through your skin. Ergo if she wears too many clothes, she suffocates.

>Women were kept out of war for a long time not just because men are stronger and more expendable, but also for moral
She' a sniper.

>and one of them might turn out to be a rapist
webm related, guess which one tried it.

>>856214
>Hideo Kojima needed to rub a few out at the office.
FTFY

>>853636
It usually comes from a place of vanity, jealousy and insecurity.

>>856205
>Why does this character exist?
every single metal gear since MG2 had a badass female to be with snake

>MG2
Holly White
>MGS
Meryl
>MGS2
Raiden
>MGS3
Eva
>MGS4
Sunny
>MGS PW
wild cat

even the ACID series had the chick

>Why are all of these soldiers okay with this
they are not
over her base there are lots of mensages saying for her to go away

>and why is she dressed like that?
she turns invisible
less cloths mean less things to turn invisible with her

>>852549
Mfw not John cena
Thank you for not being a faggot anon

>>856205
doesnt need to be.... justified.

>>856251
that ending tho

>>852533
Underage pls go

>>852533
....

>>856807
No age requirement on a blue board. Don't like it, pls go

>>856948

all boards are 18+ you fucking toddler. blue boards are just sfw.

get the fuck out.

>>856783
music sauce?

>>856980
It's from Trinity and Beyond, as is the entire scene itself.
Closest thing I could find on Youtube (missing a few parts):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7v79T3NgvY

>>856205
She was infected with a mutated virus strain and her internal organs replaced with other organic stuffs to digest sunlight and breath through her skin, this also enables her to be superhuman and go invisible.

Clothes and excessive water coverage would drastically weaken and suffocate her.

>>856205
>I just don't see how it was justified in story.
>I haven't played the game.

>>857418

I see a lot of vids like this done only by women. I guess having inward going junk makes it a lot easier to hump random objects with full force.

>>852533
>who is this guy?
Autistic cunt right here.

Fuck off

>>857418
They had to start bolting the vending machines to the wall at my high school after this got trendy at my school and a girl pulled a Pepsi machine down onto herself. She was able to lunge out of the way at the last moment by kind of kicking off from the machine as it fell, but it still caught one of her legs from the shin down and just crushed the bones in her lower leg, ankle and feet. She had to wear this giant metal brace thing holding her whole leg rigid and use a wheelchair for the rest of the school year. She did eventually recover, thankfully.

But the school actually put the same Pepsi machine right back after it had its front plate fixed from the fall. That seemed like such a betrayal. The machine basically almost killed a student, but the administration thought they could just put it back and we would forget. They completely ignored a student petition to remove it so all we could was create a kind of informal boycott. Anyone that didn't know the story and tried to used it would get warned, and if they ignored the warning they might get the Pepsi slapped out of their hand, if they didn't get the message. Even this wasn't enough though and that machine was still there when I graduated despite our best efforts.

>>853636
>on her behalf.
I never saw anyone get upset on her behalf.
They were upset by Quiet's design, but not because of the model's feelings.

>>859480
Is this pasta new? Haven't seen it before.

>>856592
>Raiden
And I tought you were being serious...

>>856207
You can't even discuss pacifically with those people.
The one time I tried they just kept saying bullshit.
Glad they are mad jelly about this.

>>856090
how fortunate

>>856205
Its a shitty game m8, dont listen to MGSdrones

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For /pol/

>>859480
That vending machine was acting in self defense and you know it

>>857348
what anime is this kawaii girl from?

>>860532
Of course it's for /pol/

>>860532
so fucking based

>>859411
Die Antwoord?

>>860532
>Do jews name their children Satan?

>>859737
Goddammit anon.

>>855984
>throwing molotov cocktails
>acting like total scumbags
typical Americans, this is why the world hates you

>>856214
does she died in that clip?

>>856205
>I haven't played the game

>>861162
are you trolling or just stupid?
That's in greece.

>>859729
This is the shit that the shills say Undertale lost to?

>>861129
yep thats the punchline. Good job, Anon

>>852500
source?

>>856205
>I just don't see how it was justified in story. I haven't played the game
You fucking dunce.

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>>861166
No, she speaks English later and she wanders off into the desert to avoid infecting others

>>861224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>>856948
The whole site is 18+ you mentally challenged child. If you were to read the rules you would know.

>>864361
im so glad i didnt buy this....god that looks like shit

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>Error: Audio streams are not allowed.

No longer allowed

Does anyone have the one where the Jew says its permissable to kill children ?

Its very /pol/ esque.

>>868001
who this

>>852476
What/Who is the guy with the cigar and blond wig supposed to mean/impersonate?

>>868033
Jimmy Saville; legendary tracksuit wearing weirdo, Papal Knight for services to charity, fixture of adult nostalgia and British version of Make A Wish (Jim'll Fix It) in the 70s, revealed to be a most horrendous sexual abuser of children after his death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile_sexual_abuse_scandal

>>861129
No that was god

>>861642
What makes this even more immpresive is that Barbosa absolutly fucking startched him a minute before that and im guessing cerrone was still rocked when he landed that fucking picture perfect straight

>>856251
people are dumb. i give up on the world

>>864394
go back to /v/ and take your shit taste with you

>>852500
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

>>852476
Source?

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xx

>>868081
alberto barbosa?

>>859536
I did.
Some fag on reddit insisted there was no way she could have agreed to the mocap and that Konami somehow "stole mocap" without her knowledge?

I want to ask
what program can i use to view webms?
The standard windows shit isn't working,
and i do not want to import them to something like adobe.

>>861116
No need to have this anymore. If you scroll down you can see the delete post option in the lower left.

>>869292
>not named: Sandlers latest movies

>>871783
I meant lower right...

>>856251
NINETY DEGREE ANGLES

>>860843
>>860532
It wasn't even a coherent argument because people with similar names always get called out in my school and so the teacher/professor would just call out their last names too.

Also Buddha is a title.

>>861642
there's not even sound on this one? why not just post it?

>>872273
who is this guy?

>>871760
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>872735
>that netflix progress bar
You're a shit editor.

>>852549
>expecting John Cena
sorely let down

>>872892
It was a quick hack job to show a friend this scene. Needed somewhere to dump it and figured this thread would suffice.

>>859480
>That entire second paragraph

If it's pasta, I haven't seen it yet. If it's real, it was the girls fault in the first place. It's just like that episode of Friends where Ross is pressured into giving 100 bucks to some guy he didn't even know just because he moved into the building. That's how you guys were.

>>873051
Source?

>>864584
anyone got sauce on this? i know exactly where that is but i cant find any records on google

>>873089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHaVH9HhfI

>>859597
He was. His balls didn't drop until 4. Drop to the floor that is.

>>872997
what the hell?

>>873059

What's this song called?

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>>860532
>Paul, John, George, Ringo

>>872786
Steve Hughes

>>873562

Never mind. I actually tried searching myself. It's "When we were at war".

>>859729
damn that was nice

>>868188
>go back to /v/
/v/ loves EYE though so i don't think he'll fit in

>>864361

Christ what a magnificently bizarre game. I love it.

My legs are okay

>>873572
thanks

>>859480
>petitioning to remove the machine despite being bolted to the wall to stop you deadbrain retards from killing yourselves

all I can think of is literally dumb apes.
america needs as many darwin tests as possible [spoiler]in my humble opinion[/spoiler]

>>872997

What the fuck is this?

>>860532
>the part about the jews
fuck that caught me by surprise.

>>856948
>Global Rule #2
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>873534
>>876461
It's motherfucking Oruchuban Ebichu, niggers.

Best fucking ass anime about a cute hamster making lewd jokes ever made.

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Anyone got the one with the anon's post?

>>873077
That is so esoteric that it makes me think you enjoy dropping Friends trivia at any given moment. Just like that X-Files episode where the guy eats people's livers and then hibernates for thirty years. That's what your post was like.

>>876956
That`s cute!

>>860845
>not knowing tutenchamun

>>856948
I want to believe this is b8, but I know deep down in my heart of hearts that it isn't.

>>852476
ITS OVER 9000!

>>877079
Got urge to play final fantasy now I hate you now anon

>>859755
i disagree. i like this game.

>>857418
>this is how i mout and do it
what did she mean by this?

>>859480
Wow. This is the generation of people that will be taking care of me when I'm old and feeble. I might as well just kill myself now.

>>878106
That's not necessary. You'll die early because of their incompetence. That, or the country will descend into chaos when the majority of the citizens are useless sissies.

>>873555
Should be legal to hunt land whales for blubber

>>878118
I hate that you're right.

If the country is going to lose its shit, I hopenit does it soon, though. The peacetime military is boring as hell.

>>873059
holy shite, what a qt

>>875763
who that

>>856042
They might have been straight up gasoline bomb, for maximum effect it's best to break down styrofoam and add some oil into the mix.

>>856214
Quiet was legit best sidekick in that game, everyone complaining how she dressed is retarded and never played the game. You see her on base or at deployment after that she's up on a hill and you don't see her.

>>873059
I need to marry this pls sauce any way possible

>>868081
cerrone is gonna be more punch drunk than chuck by the end of his career

>>864361
POST MORE EVE YOU DOUBLENIGGER

>>873008
You're a stupid hack, hand in your internet license and go back to harvesting grapes you gingernigger.

>>873555
You want to introduce her to healthier foods, INTRODUCE her to healthier food, and you fucking serve her HORRIBLY COOKED BRUSSELS SPROUTS?

Jesus fucking christ, that'l like teaching a kid to swim by throwing it down the niagara falls!

>>877065
Please tell me you have more Auralnauts, perhaps with Creepio/Friend-Besto?

If you do, post them in that Star Wars thread

>>872908
>let down
>>/facebook/

>>859729
That's insane

>>879576
is that bailey?

>>880130
/r9k/

I came to /wsg/ because you linked that in the /r9k/ thread

>>877037
>That is so esoteric that it makes me think you enjoy dropping Friends trivia at any given moment
Thanks m8, I keked.

>>856205
>Why are all of these soldiers okay with this,
Most of them aren't. She's a prisoner. They hate her and think she's a freak and spy

>>880120
tis

>>878099
This is how i [spoiler]mountain dew[/spoiler] it.

[spoiler]Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product[/spoiler]

>>871758
this isn't funny, you should stay on /b/

>>860748
TORA TORA TORA

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>>880544
you mad as heck

>>872997
A solemn tear ran down my cheek. Where he the time gone? I need to rewatch this.

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>>880575

>>880550
FFS I'll be in >>gif if you need me

>>880583
>he got shot

No more than he deserves

>>880584
Is there a recording of that?

>>880595
Source?

>>880606
>Source?

4chan, as it happens

>>880606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brs6-uQMfGU

>>880619
thank you senpai desu baka

>>880583
Song?

>>852610
Even though she has never played a MGS before MGS5 and she is talking out of her ass.

>>880584
Stop talking shit fool

>>880584
no he didn't. that story is fake.

>>880492
Oh dear...... some poor anon actually thought that was funny.

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>>863091
what are these from?

>>880666
Thanks for the white noise satan

>>880902
run bitch, ruuuun

>>880130

Beautiful .

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>>880856

>>880902
>battling the Shagohod.webm

>>856187
>i just want to bash few hippies and commies' teeth in
problem with that is, the government could also be commie, so you'd be basically doing no good anyway.

>>872995
kikity kek

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>>852626
there's an even better one.

>>881616
What song is this? "Sand Mountain" turns up something else.

>>>853607
Wunderbar.

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>>876416
Is that this guy?

>>860532
> tfw My name i Jesús

>>882162
no, he is kane, undertaker's brother

>>882059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gzF7AJ56Y

Your google-fu is weak, anon

>>852610
She makes me proud to be dutch.

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>>883406

>>883121
Totodile Dundee called it perfectly.

>>873562
>>878140
>>879141
>Wanting a slavic girl
Trust me, you don't

>>876426
this desu

>>872993
song?

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>>883414
>dat ending

>>856205
Historically, lots of women were used as objects of sexual relief for military men. The subject comes up a lot in Japanese military history especially, ie; comfort women.

>>852533
your new dad

>>880583

Fucking Christ burgers in the south are so delusional.

>>883828
Mountain Dew

https://youtu.be/pVGUs9nQGaw

>>852533
nice bait

>>859809
looks like someone lost a bet there

>>860532
>he has a fucking fluttershy figure in the background

IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE VIDEO

>>884568
It's his daughter's

She sneaks things into some of his videos.

>>878121
underrated

>>880556
truly awful

>>884568
>Implying /pol/ and /mlp/ aren't exactly the same thing

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You gotta keep the webm-less responses to a minimum, guys. Threads last longer that way.

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>>885210
That film was weird.

Here's a gif so you stop complaining.

>>880576
Source?

>>880856
An app called ditty on mobile

>>887192
kill yourself

>>877065
this made me laugh more than I should have

>>856251
Wait, is this serious?

>>887263
RIP in piece you beautiful man.

>captcha - select all images with flowers.

>>880550
the amount of lewd shit that chick did in the show is incredible.

>>880213
game?

>>887802
Alien: Isolation, Spoopy game warning in effect.

>>879141
Yulia Matyukina
she's married

>>872355
It was a lead up to a joke about jews worshipping satan you autist

>>878090
What the fuck /wsg/ gets sound on webms

>>868177
>>871795
>>887738
The whole angles part makes me think it's probably satirical, so he's probably actually a leftist Jew apologist

>>853628
Hideo got cucked. He never got to touch anything but his limb yellow balls and way too much money of konami.
Fucking kojima drones are the cancer of 2015.

>>878090
I miss Penn and Teller Bullshit
so based... or at least entertaining

>>879437
Damn, surgeon done a shitty job on her face.

>>852610
That brow action is making me hard.

>>861205
HOLY SHEETT, Maybe God is a Jew and Jesus was just forced into his religion like most children are, and once he got to earth Jesus was like , Fuk u God, Imma make my own relign, And thus Christianity was born

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>>887909

>>859480
>Soft drink vending machine in a school
Fake

>>884658
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>877047
EIN POLIZIST

>>859480

so she basically raped the machine and you all shun and blame it. fucking victim blaming at its finest

>>859755
Im no kojima fanboy but this game was sick annon

>>856948
Has to be b8
It HAS to be.

>>852533
Darude

>>859480
Even if literally no other person is involved, you idiots will STILL find something to pin the blame on.
Jesus

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>>852476

>>859480
I know it must be a pasta but I'm still mad, well done

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>>888204

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>>852476

>>884005
what song is this?

>>884005
definitely not english. anyone know what the hell she is saying so the song can be found?

>>859480
This sounds like that King of the Hill episode.

>>880595
>Frankenstein
>Frankenstein's monster pictured
shaking my head

>>859480
i don't believe it but the situation in america is so cucked that i'm willing to suspend my disbelief

>>888577
what happened? did she get roped?

>>888088
Women can't be rapists, shitlord.

>>888590
That is literally the only good part of the song.

The rest of it is some slavic faggot singing.

Shes singing about getting fucked by the pool.

>>888065
good post man
It was truly underrated. A masterpeice. You're the voice of our generation

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>>880568
>gaming in russian v2.0 :WoT edition

>>881797
sauce?

>>891099
volume for ants

>Fucking blueglass laughing at every screw up
God bless him

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>>891105

>>859809
fucking gold

>>859809
GREETINGS

>>873555
>amerikeks

>>887192
>this is what pendulum turned into
kill me