Doggy lives for 2016
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
it smells like shit mixed with piss
-Siglemic has gone live playing Super Mario 64
this fills me with determination desu. If a sperg like this can get a gf, then it would be no problem for me desu senpai
My new year's resolution is to bring back chibiposting.
immediately reminded me of Harold
Based Typhoon for the quick Blackjack kills on Emancipation.
KKona gachiGASM EleGiggle everyone spam Kappa in the chat, lets get a nice loud Kaaaaappaaaaaaaaaa
Better positioning for several of the missions that have updates after the initial time expires (Lifeline, Deep Strike, Bunker Shot, Safe Return), and good QAAM luck with Yellow Squadron on Farbanti.
Apart from that, not switching SP weapons when rearming, a better path for Megalith, and better menu usage between missions.
what did u just say to me u lil bitch?
are you fucking serious? chibi, the kid who had a fucking stream funeral for iwata, scored a qt like that while I'm still alone and single?
this kid is onto something, within a year there will be big-name speedrunners like pie and weewee cutting promos to advertise their agdq runs.
but the real question is when is intro music for runners at agdq?
>but the real question is when is intro music for runners at agdq?
There should be. I'd donate if they need any help getting some composers, but
Most wouldn't have a problem finding a fan :P get dat free support
Which one of these folks should I watch?
siglemic literally just did an sm64 run, granted it wasn't very good but still
werster still streams speedruns, just because they aren't gen 1/2 and he doesn't LE EPIC RAGE XD anymore doesn't mean he's dead
rip the rest tho
fw I have never and will never financially supported a streamer or marathon
>agdq starts soon
>time to abandon the thread completely for about a week
this is the worst time of year
Werster is the most overrated speedrunner in history.
His greatest contribution were his on-cam meltdowns with his mother and getting cucked by his brother.
>Werster is the most overrated speedrunner in history.
Fucking hell listen to that fight at 3:20. His voice. Rip my sides.
What kind of autist live streams himself admitting to his mom that he's a cuck?
it is. werster's room is on the other side
>What kind of autist live streams himself admitting to his mom that he's a cuck?
I'm mad about /v/ and Reddit invading our thread so we can't talk about chibi, myself, pie, narcissa, siglemic, goose, cronikeys, zfg, moofin, witwix, slayer, headcrab, caleb, we, yashi, werster, cfb, trihex, and squid for the next week
the threads are going to be so bad
admit it or not at least some of them are actually interested and have questions about the runs that happen meanwhile outside of marathon week we have >>127152709
why can't we talk about forsen, the biggest roleplayer in the world?
>actually interested and have questions
oh yea can't wait for "so i watched agdq and now i wanna be a twitch speedrun eceleb, what game should i pickup???"
or midrun discussion "who is that speed grill??" or "why is this guy such an autist???"
quality speed discussion that we haven't had before and don't have now!!!
nah it's not as fast but it works similarly in that your speed continues building
you could get some mad speed going in that shit if you didn't have a stamina meter for sprinting
THE OFFICIAL PEOPLE /srg/ HATE LIST version 19
****UPDATED MONTHLY, JANUARY 2016 list WITH REASONS: pastebin.com/tvcLF60d ****
****NOTE: DUE TO THE LIST BEING SO LARGE, ONLY THE TOP 75 WILL BE LISTED HERE. THE FULL LIST IS IN THE PASTEBIN****
Firedragon764 (aka FiFi)
AuthorBlues, coolheadcrab, duckfist, iongravirei, LiquidxSquid, SkiCrazedTeddy, Sword0fSeals, SwordlessLink, thadarkman78
2dos, Bertin, Calebhart42, Cronikeys, Indextic, iateyourpie, Kirua, Mr_Shasta, Trihex, Witwix, yashichi
Feel anyone is missing or shouldn't be on the list? reply with the name and reason and it will be updated for next time.
Doom 3 BFG edition has pretty fast hopping since they buffed movement speed.
True but strafejumping already implies building speed. The game also likes to eat your jumps sometimes so its pretty shitty.
is there a better feeling than having a gf and your very own twitch pocket cuck?
Swordlesslink isn't an SJW and you are just jealous that he has a beautiful girlfriend. Take him off the list.
more than half of the information on me (Yashichi) is just straight up incorrect. there once was a time when this list could be consulted for factual information, but now it's filled with someone's personal bias. adrian is not going to agdq. it was for taylor, and if you'd like to find out more of why the marathon was held feel free to ask. it's not as straightforward as you'd think
what's this guy's fucking problem?
I tried to stalk his twitter for pics of his gf but literally all he posted was that one selfie that is his profile pic and the other shit are videos of his runs.
no anime,no memes,no nothing.
is he a true god gamer? what is happening? so pure oh my...
>He invited his friend Alexis to be on stream and was incredibly awkward the entire time and projected his insecurities onto his chat calling them "thirsty" and even turned on sub mode to white knight his "platonic non sexual friend" (his words).
Jesus fucking Christ, can Trihex get anymore JUST
tfw still haven't made the list.
Life's pretty good desu senpai
>mfw someone is keeping my meme alive
keep up the good work anon.
>this is the worst time of year
I only come here for marathons (doesn't matter if GDQ or something smaller) and when I'm drunk.
I used to be a frequent Anon here, but I just don't care enough anymore.
The drama on /srg/ is still unparalleled to any of the generals I've ever visited.
I'm just following your example, baby.
Official People /srg/ Approved List version 1.8
THE OFFICIAL /srg/ APPROVED LIST
noob killer roof
It's a New Year! Time to post blog squares! :3c
20 minutes into mario party and chill and he gives you this look
Try asking r9k, b, wsr or infinity chan. Don't ask adv, they're all just normies that won't give you what you want.
Your best bet would just be a gun since I don't think you'd want to survive as a crippled potato after a major fall.
But you're just kidding right? It'd make me sad if someone from here actually killed himself (besides pvt lmao).
>He cheated the entire time. He's getting lewd messages from so many people and I don't give a fuck if those are all fakes or real girls. But he made me believe he would love me; he made me believe we got a future together; he made me believe he feels the same and there isn't someone else. But I got evidence for it: Him, talking about meeting and having sex to others, which was really nice to discover, am I right?
will this finally be the end of trihex
I'm a yuro so literally no way to acquire a gun without spending a shit load of money. Not kidding, but I'm also not really a part of this community so it doesn't matter anyways. Thanks though
>Your best bet would just be a gun since I don't think you'd want to survive as a crippled potato after a major fall.
>not having the chance of turning you into a crippled potato
anything above 85' is statistically impossible to survive, although, trust me on this one, if you do survive it it'll suck, i'd recommend doing your best to land on your head
just go for potassium cyanide my friend, there's a few places you can get it online for education purposes
>Don't ask adv, they're all just normies that won't give you what you want.
wording this. i cant even go to that board anymore because reading what those people think are problems just makes me feel depressed as hell
>someone else pointed it out before me
its been literally years
feelin p vindicated rn
he's refusing to comment on it outright, he's been ducking the mhc too for the past week or two. the pastebin seems kinda fake in places, and is probably bait, but even so why dodge it?
There is literally nothing wrong with Pie transitioning from Speedrunning to more casual playthroughs on his stream.
He is smart enough to realize that playing the exact same parts of the exact same game every single stream will not grow your viewerbase.
The buildings I managed to get on top of weren't anywhere close to that height. I'd assume that if I landed on my head it would make it posibble to die from a much smaller building though, so if I find one that's close to that height I'll remember that I'm good to go.
Thanks for the tip with the chemicals. Couldn't find a local site that sells them, so I'll see if I can have them shipped from another country.
nice self post
quake264 is kinda slow and awkward. i spent a long time trying to go fast with bhops but it ended up being just as fast as running. maybe i sucked idk. there didn't seem that much potential for sequence breaks or general tricks. basically it felt like a shitty version of non-neutral reset doom 64
im probably not gonna play pd because i have more nostalgia for ge which is why im getting some meme twrs. maybe someday though (never seriously)
bugs life actually looks like a coolish speedgame, i wathed flint gaming run it all the time years ago. no nostalgia for it though and i have a lot more stuff i would rather play
quake 1 64 is just shitty quake 1. quake 2 n64 is a unique game like doom 64 is
The results are finally here, boys. Over the second half of December, /srg/ was polled on the best and worst memes from 2015. Through 93 total responses here are the top 10 best and worst:
Top 10 Best /srg/ Memes of 2015
>1. my mind wanders... - 54 votes
>2. weewee - 39 votes
>3. Narcissa Wright - 27 votes
>4. bertin? more like hurtin/smackdown - 25 votes
>5. Grind Monkey - 22 votes
>6. Above it All - 21 votes
>7. trihex paying jisu 720 US Dollars for emotes/there's no hope for you, my nigga... - 20 votes
>8. make /srg/ great again - 18 votes
>8. i refuse to fall in love at AGDQ - 18 votes
>9. monkeyposting - 17 votes
>9. Good luck streaming from console - 17 votes
>10. Overclocking Headphones - 15 votes
>10. streamBIG - 15 votes
>10. baited for this EXACT response - 15 votes
Top 10 Worst /srg/ Memes of 2015
>1. Medievil - 49 votes
>2. streamBIG - 38 votes
>3. noobkillerroof and /pol/ posting - 25 votes
>4. God Gamer Stigma - 23 votes
>5. >de hippie spacing - 22 votes
>6. Mario Maker - 19 votes
>7. Narcissa Wright - 18 votes
>8. Hotline Newboi/Cutie - 16 votes
>8. Grind Monkey - 16 votes
>8. Minor Speedanimals (Lone Wolf, Route Rabbit, etc.) - 16 votes
>8. monkeyposting - 16 votes
>9. when is 5rg going to finish - 15 votes
>9. DSS won't play Love Live - 15 votes
>10. JUST DO IT (Revival of Shia) - 14 votes
Full results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gUB3sQjozaeKFB2E5iJ21plsXHq4u8dHm66CxQl2X3g/pubhtml
Thanks for participating and if you liked this, I'll be sure to do it again next December! Happy speedrunning in the upcoming year, /srg/. Love you.
dude that game actually is cool, me and peaches both toyed with running it. if the whole game was on foot id probably be running it right now. those autoscrollers really fucking blow though
>Medievil as worst meme
LOL, Medievil isn't a meme. It's a fast-paced speedgame that only the most talented runners can excel at. Also, this list proves that the fags in this general have terrible taste in memes.
I'm considering joining the
Mario Makerrunning community after seeing it on the AGDQ schedule. I didn't know it could also double as a speedgame! What tips do you guys have for a first time Mario Makerspeedrun?
>not realizing the bot when they used a bot response in the first place
remove it alan, you are confusing people now
>who the fuck is doak
just keep going newboi
maybe from bombs that is
either way remove the bot doak-ike you faggots
at about the 9:00 mark there should be the following:
>let me lecture you about why you're all not based like me
>i been going to the gym for like a month which makes me based
>let's go in
>look at me i'm in the lab
>god is anyone else sick of nuthug--*UHHH!* meme sound---hey thanks for the $4.20 donation to TrisNutHuggledick
>end of stream
he could work on being less greasy at least
nothing can surpass tri's
he made the how to speedrun pastebin just so people would stop asking him how to speedrun. he didn't wake up one day and think "i'm going to educate these stupid fucks trying to get my records" dude
>OI CUNT AH YEH 'AVIN' A GIGGLE MATE?
thanks for the late response
Werster is such an edgelord. Sure your brother cucked you, but don't pretend like he isn't your brother still. Hate him all you want you still both share similar genetic makeup and are not just "two random people who happen to grow up together"
I think Werster thinks relationships are all rng. He had good rng with that girl and then Mike came in and porked her. And he's just not ready to pick up the cart again.
All you really need, Werster, is to not be a cunt to people.
I mean... he isn't entirely wrong. Family can treat you like royal dogshit. Hell, sometimes people consider friends to be more worthy of the term "family" than their genetic identicals.
>not reading context within the individual instance
And that still didn't answer anything. Good job you managed to actually post something that holds literally no importance at all. You put this up on the fridge next to the rest of the nothing you've accomplished
>salty nuthugger detected
>being this much of a fanboi
thanks for the followup posts!
now if you don't mind >>>/v/
I'm sorry, do what now?
its not 2015 anymore
its time to let it go now
here's a drink for you
Don't you ever forget
Why would anyone speedrun when they could buy 2000 viewbots and streambig like Witwix?
Nice to know you're still so eagerly following this thread you obese pile of waste. Can't wait until you have a heart attack on stream. Hopefully it happens the next time you crack open a redbull on stream, like streaming video games to your 2000 viewbots is a strenuous exercise that requires plenty of energy.
streaming big was the #1 worst fucking meme this year. remember when he hyped up some super big project for like 2 weeks? no one cares about some loser's blog on how to be unpopular and boring. it was such a joke that even naegleria was able to launch a better joke blog that gave more helpful tips than pie's usual "don't give up" generic shit tips.
i went from occasionally watching pie a few years ago to absolutely loathing his stream because he tries so hard to be a professional streamer without having to actually do any work. the showcase races, the streambig joke, the gdq interviews, and all the other gimmicks have tainted his image. meanwhile weewee i went from can't stand his stream to occasionally watch it because he embraced being a sellout and doesn't half ass his shit, which is something i can respect even if i don't agree with his ways. weewee became a professional streamer while pie is still durdling around too scared to make the commitment to full time streaming.
basically: weewee = professional, pie = amateur. pie is the one that relies on bots, not weewee.
this really needs to be updated already
update it after agdq, we might find some new hotties to add. there are going to be 1450 people there after all, so the odds we can find some new ones are pretty good.
i thought it was a meme when that one anon said that cfb gave pie a blowjob at the one smash event. but after all the pie nut hugging cfb does in the thread and on twitter, i think that anon was telling the truth.
fueri thinks kyle(GTA IV WR holder) cheated to get his time.
He believes that he modified the game to make cars 5% faster, or thats what i've collected from the past 30 minutes of his ramblings
>begs for money to attend a charity event
>has a job and asks internet strangers for money to go on holiday
>Generally I'll do about 15 minutes for each $5 donated - literally TMR tier
>Any extra funds will go towards a SNES flashcart
No thanks you panhandling enabeler.
Will he bring balance to the
autismforce? Is he the chosen one?
What a disgusting pile of lard. How can some one that morbidly obese not by dying of shame? Hide in a fucking closet until you lose 100 pounds you whale, don't wave to a fucking camera. You're disgusting.
Witwix you need to do the same, but its more like 200 pounds for you.