Doggy lives for 2016
>Marathons:
AGDQ:
gamesdonequick.com
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Just delete this thread. Let this doggy die.
wake me up when agdq ends
This is gonna be suhweet.
for fucks sake
delete this fucking shit
>>127139813
Anime! Wake up right now! Sig-kun is doing a 120 star run! :3c
*sniffs air*
it smells like shit mixed with piss
*vomits*
-Siglemic has gone live playing Super Mario 64
could puncayshun or some other actually good sm64 runner start streaming?
Threadly reminder
I thought we agreed the dog was dead?
>>127140286
this fills me with determination desu. If a sperg like this can get a gf, then it would be no problem for me desu senpai
>>127140286
lmao
>>127140597
>gf
Looks like a guy to me desu!
>>127140597
there's no fucking way dude
he probably just took out a loan so he could pay her off to take pictures with him
>>127140286
why is it always dudes that look ugly as fuck transitioning who then end up looking ugly as fuck as woman too?
why not kill urself?
My new year's resolution is to bring back chibiposting.
>>127140686
all the categories are arbitrary desu senpai
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't have a proper stream description
>>127140884
my mind wanders
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't follow anybody
>mfw there will be no good drama this year
Did the guy who proposed last year get married
>That Feel When Wanda Will Never Hold You From Behind With Her Breasts Against Your Back As Both Of You Hold The iQue Controller Together As You Both Get WR Together.
headcrab ask slayer why I can't donate to him
>>127140286Wait until Sunday, /v/
y_ tell z_ to stream t_
>>127140717
Is it actually a man?
>>127141816
rude
>>127141654
How Can Breasts Be Real If Our Genders Aren't Real
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't use a profile picture
>>127141816
chibi I'm not sure but his "girlfriend" sure has a penisor are american women literally this ugly?
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't run fc3 although his time is far from good
>>>/v/322236792
/v/ is bullying us AGAIN
Any non-TAS with arbitrary code execution?
>>127142045
>my first (You) of the new year is a crosspost
>mfw there are virgins in this thread
headcrab ask slayer why he speedran fc3 for such a long time
>>127142237
immediately reminded me of Harold
h_ ask s_ when he will run oot
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't run Watch dogs
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't run blood dragon
headcrab ask slayer when headcrab's going to kill himself
love this meme
headcrab ask slayer when he's going to learn 120 star
>>127142564
dude me too,it's the forced creepy smile of autism
So what's the main "drama" going into AGDQ on Sunday? Is Cosmo the Thing gonna be there?
>>127142237
He looks autistic enough to be a muslim.
>>127140286le /v/ has arrived
>Super Mario Maker somehow made it into AGDQ
>Speerunning SMM
Will Super Mario Maker kill off Speedrunning for good this marathon?
>>127143087
sorry this thread is about speedrunning, feel free to post this on >>>/trash/
F O R S E N B O Y S
>>127143227
Also don't forget:
>Stepmania showcase
headcrab ask slayer when he will speedrun blood dragon
Based Typhoon for the quick Blackjack kills on Emancipation.
>>127143262
Go away Chibi.
headcrab ask slayer when he will save speedrunning
>>127143392
how'd you even save time on half those missions lmao
Should you speedrun a game that you like even if it's old and has been done and dusted so to speak, or should you focus on newer games so you have more competition?
headcrab ask slayer why he isn't running blood dragon
>>127144121
You should do what you want senpai, there are literally no rules
headcrab ask slayer why he isn't running watch dogs
>all the elitist fuckheads in this thread will get mad when agdq posting starts up
can't wait for your tears
headcrab ask slayer why he isn't answering my questions
KKona gachiGASM EleGiggle everyone spam Kappa in the chat, lets get a nice loud Kaaaaappaaaaaaaaaa
>>127141482
autism
>>127144731
That, and their pastime is being invaded by new people while their old bois drop speedrunning to play Mario Maker.
>newbois pretending oldbois are the problem when there literally are 0 newbois that speedrun
>>127144901
>not using forsenGASM
>not being a forsen sub
>>127146120
no chibi posting!!
>Log-On to StreamBig.net
>No new posts
SHOOT I wish I had hair
>>127146120
>*chokes chibi on stream*
>>127143637
Better positioning for several of the missions that have updates after the initial time expires (Lifeline, Deep Strike, Bunker Shot, Safe Return), and good QAAM luck with Yellow Squadron on Farbanti.
Apart from that, not switching SP weapons when rearming, a better path for Megalith, and better menu usage between missions.
>>127146026
what did u just say to me u lil bitch?
Is Narcissa into guys? My friend wants to know :)
She or Adrian? Pick wisely.
Does anybody know if Trihex is streaming tonight?
>>127146584
no shes lesbian
>>127146595
that's a man,baby
Anybody else know this feel: https://twitter.com/_authorblues/status/682972496673415168
lel
>>127146595
who is this fluid druid?
>get home from burger king
>my hero Jay is running
Oh boy now I ca-
>it's Master Quest
REEEEEEE shaking my head familia
>>127146595
does this have a penis?
the answer to that question will determine my answer to your question.
>>127147040
Chibi's gf.
>>127147161
unknown
chibi claims it doesn't, but he also claimed not to cheat at TTYD so take that however you wish
Saw a real female on some dude's speedstream earlier did anybody catch her name kek
>>127147252
are you fucking serious? chibi, the kid who had a fucking stream funeral for iwata, scored a qt like that while I'm still alone and single?
i love siglemic
NASA is happening
https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon/status/683032560499204097
>>127139674
does pie play MineCraft? that's pretty based tbqhwy. any patreon server?
>>127147482
Sweet.
fw watching sig rn is like watching a guy whos been in a coma for 10 years rehabbing
so sig is gonna do runs for a couple weeks and then go back to SC2 like always
that time of year again, huh?
did anyone here get a screen record of that meme fifi just said
>>127140286she's not my type. She has a thin tall head and I prefer more round faces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQr5-H5dVI0
this kid is onto something, within a year there will be big-name speedrunners like pie and weewee cutting promos to advertise their agdq runs.
but the real question is when is intro music for runners at agdq?
>people still care about speedrunning
>events dead since 2013
>community worthless since 2014
>>127148592
>but the real question is when is intro music for runners at agdq?
There should be. I'd donate if they need any help getting some composers, but
Most wouldn't have a problem finding a fan :P get dat free support
>>127148860
>:P
Hello reddit
What's the point?
>>127150821
adam was never good at anything
>>127150821
sig literally just finished a run
>>127150821
>cosmo
No one here actually liked him
>siglemic
No one here actually liked him
>Peaches
Only popular because gimmick hair and meme games
>Trihex
Cool
>Werster
Cool
Rest I dont know
Which one of these folks should I watch?
>>127150821
siglemic literally just did an sm64 run, granted it wasn't very good but still
werster still streams speedruns, just because they aren't gen 1/2 and he doesn't LE EPIC RAGE XD anymore doesn't mean he's dead
rip the rest tho
>>127151216
what time did he get
Explain a trick in your game
>>127151254
go back to /v/ retard you don't belong here
>>127151347
hour fitty
fw I have never and will never financially supported a streamer or marathon
>>127151380
go back to crying about tutorials you fucking fag
>>127151265
>squid the piece of shit resetting again
>>127151542
great job anime, but do you speedrun?
>>127151542
>i will never financially supported a streamer
not bad
>>127150821
Werster still has several LITERALLY UNBEATABLE world records and Siggypoo JUST demonstrated how good he is at 120 star. Please fix this image or stop being such a pessimist.
>werster with 0 viewers
more like hurtster
>>127141482
wait 48 hours
>agdq starts soon
>time to abandon the thread completely for about a week
this is the worst time of year
>>127151789
Werster is the most overrated speedrunner in history.
His greatest contribution were his on-cam meltdowns with his mother and getting cucked by his brother.
His mastapiece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
>>127151894
>199 viewers
>streaming for 6 mins
>our boi
werster is based
>>127152254
I thought that was a gloryhole from the thumbnail...
>>127152254
>Werster is the most overrated speedrunner in history.
preach
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
Fucking hell listen to that fight at 3:20. His voice. Rip my sides.
What kind of autist live streams himself admitting to his mom that he's a cuck?
>>127152068
dont even lie
this thread is so ass that even /v/ showing up is kind of nice
>>127152469
fuck off /v/
>>127152365
Wester's gf is on the other side waiting for Mike to PB.
>>127152068
there is literally more speedrunning discussion around gdq time than there will be the rest of this year and it's always been that way
>>127152365
it is. werster's room is on the other side
>>127152401
>What kind of autist live streams himself admitting to his mom that he's a cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipv8prXaJRU
I'm mad about /v/ and Reddit invading our thread so we can't talk about chibi, myself, pie, narcissa, siglemic, goose, cronikeys, zfg, moofin, witwix, slayer, headcrab, caleb, we, yashi, werster, cfb, trihex, and squid for the next week
the threads are going to be so bad
>>127152627
>being this delusional
yea i'm sure with a new thread every 3 hours you'll learn an entire speedrun from them!
>>127152709
who is we?
>>127152840
that guy in between caleb and yashi in my list bro
>>127152709
quick hide in here
http://flockdraw.com/4e55dj
yashi
How does slayer find twitch channels to shit up if he doesn't follow anyone
>>127152934
What kind of stream monster are you? You don't have a dedicated streaming account and separate alts you use for shit posting?
>>127152789
admit it or not at least some of them are actually interested and have questions about the runs that happen meanwhile outside of marathon week we have >>127152709
Anyone know a modern speedgame with good bhop in it?
>>127152709
why can't we talk about forsen, the biggest roleplayer in the world?
>>127153216
>actually interested and have questions
oh yea can't wait for "so i watched agdq and now i wanna be a twitch speedrun eceleb, what game should i pickup???"
or midrun discussion "who is that speed grill??" or "why is this guy such an autist???"
quality speed discussion that we haven't had before and don't have now!!!
>>127153319
RAGE has the best bhopping of any game out there, think of like normal bhopping but with the acceleration of ABH from source games
it's a shit speedgame though
>>127153158
I just thought he used the srg streams page
>>127153516
RAGE has regular strafejumping and its not as fast as ABH.
why did slayer jump off a building again?
>>127153903
he wanted to be like his walking simulators
>>127153690
nah it's not as fast but it works similarly in that your speed continues building
you could get some mad speed going in that shit if you didn't have a stamina meter for sprinting
>>127153406
pie should take some lessons
>>127154159
meant for >>127153903
>>127153516
>>127153690
>>127154026
meh, open world is nice but other than that doesn't really appear to be like what I'm looking for
THE OFFICIAL PEOPLE /srg/ HATE LIST version 19
****UPDATED MONTHLY, JANUARY 2016 list WITH REASONS: pastebin.com/tvcLF60d ****
****NOTE: DUE TO THE LIST BEING SO LARGE, ONLY THE TOP 75 WILL BE LISTED HERE. THE FULL LIST IS IN THE PASTEBIN****
2dos
360Chrism
a_cute_lynx
Adrian
Almo
Andy
Biinny
Bismuth
Bonesaw577
BrittanyMoore
Calebheart
Caracarn
Carcinogen
Carlsagan42
Cereth
CFB
Chibitybobo
Cloakedyoshi
Coolmatty
Cosmo
Cronikeys
Crumps2
Crystalbeauty
Dancingscarecrow
Dick_Hammer
Firedragon764 (aka FiFi)
Flare
Gamej06
Geoff
Gildersneeze
Go1den
Goldphnx
Goobi
GoronGuy
Gunnermaniac
Hexade
Horror
Iateyourpie
Ivan
Jackafur
Jendenise
Kirbymastah
Kirua
Knit-chan
Kryssstal
Mayushii
Mike Uyama
Minion
Misskaddykins
Mofat
Pcull4444
presjpolk
ProfessorBroman
Puncayshun
Raelcun
Sagev3
Samura1man
ScottJProgan
SimpleFlips
Siglemic
sn0wtigerr
Spikevegeta
Studio
SuperMCGamer
Svenne
Sylamando
ThaRixer
Trihex
UraniumAnchor
Venick
Viskiv
Werster
Withhelde
Witwix
Zewing
Change Log:
NEW Entries:AuthorBlues, coolheadcrab, duckfist, iongravirei, LiquidxSquid, SkiCrazedTeddy, Sword0fSeals, SwordlessLink, thadarkman78
NEW Reasons:2dos, Bertin, Calebhart42, Cronikeys, Indextic, iateyourpie, Kirua, Mr_Shasta, Trihex, Witwix, yashichi
Feel anyone is missing or shouldn't be on the list? reply with the name and reason and it will be updated for next time.
>>127153319
Doom 3 BFG edition has pretty fast hopping since they buffed movement speed.
>>127154026
True but strafejumping already implies building speed. The game also likes to eat your jumps sometimes so its pretty shitty.
>>127154853
Um.. like excuse me for sounding like a bitch! BUT! Can you please change Cosmo's name to Narcissa????!
>>127150821
>duke
one of these things is not like the other
>>127154853
add area51
>>127155206
Reasons?
>>127154853
who do >we not hate?
>>127155412
our xoy chanzuex
>>127154853
remove me all of my reasons are stupid
>Yashi organized a marathon to get Adrian to AGDQ
what a fucking cuck
>>127155351
he begs for viewers and is disrespectful to them. also his sense of humor is shit and hes a fag
>>127154853
will pie ever leave the new reasons list
why don't you have a gf /srg/?
it's 2016 bruh.....
>>127156061
kill all happy people
>>127156061
>>127152068
>implying the newbois come to /srg/ instead of the /v/ threads
Here's to a cheeky 2016 srg
>>127156683
leave shit memes in 2015
>>127156683
Is this anime single? My friend wants to know :)
>>127156683
nichijou fucking sucked
>>127156852
word. nichiboys was so much better.
>>127156852
>having such shit taste
is there a better feeling than having a gf and your very own twitch pocket cuck?
>>127157152
The feeling of having a real, steady job
>>127157152
Is there a big streamer this pathetic filth of a guy has not forced his way into yet?
>>127148592
all melons
>>127151380
If you can't figure it out from my run you're retarded and weren't dedicated in the first place.
>>127154853
I can support this list again now that squid is on it.
>>127154853
Swordlesslink isn't an SJW and you are just jealous that he has a beautiful girlfriend. Take him off the list.
>>127157152
>his huge cuck smile
lmao
>>127154853
Absolutely based.
>>127158534
His gf really is a looker by any standard
>>127154853
more than half of the information on me (Yashichi) is just straight up incorrect. there once was a time when this list could be consulted for factual information, but now it's filled with someone's personal bias. adrian is not going to agdq. it was for taylor, and if you'd like to find out more of why the marathon was held feel free to ask. it's not as straightforward as you'd think
>>127158534
what's this guy's fucking problem?
I tried to stalk his twitter for pics of his gf but literally all he posted was that one selfie that is his profile pic and the other shit are videos of his runs.
no anime,no memes,no nothing.
is he a true god gamer? what is happening? so pure oh my...
>>127158945
they're both adorable.
>>127154853
So Simply is our favorite sm64 runner?
>>127154853
>pastebin.com/tvcLF60d
i have worked so fucking hard to make this list and i just want to thank everyone who helped me make the list this time! ily all
>>127159268
>god gamer
>>127159268
reminder swordlesslink unironically thinks he is the most handsome speedrunner in the entire community
>Worster
>He invited his friend Alexis to be on stream and was incredibly awkward the entire time and projected his insecurities onto his chat calling them "thirsty" and even turned on sub mode to white knight his "platonic non sexual friend" (his words).
Jesus fucking Christ, can Trihex get anymore JUST
>>127159524
why? look at that kike nose and faggy haircut.
>>127154853
forgot to add to darkman: he is a caster on the speedrun podcast "the final shit", he also holds the megaman 5 WR.
>>127154853
oh, by the way, could you do me a favor and correct the capitalization for my name next time? lowercase "a" and "b" in authorblues
>>127154853
tfw still haven't made the list.
Life's pretty good desu senpai
Post a picture that makes you laugh every time.
>>127159635
>>>/v/
go back to where you came from
>>127159802
Been /serg/ since the first thread, buddy. Try again, Reddit
>>127159761
Is there anything funnier than when someone loses their WR and instead of trying to get it back they switch to another category or game? Hahahahahaha
>>127154853
>mfw someone is keeping my meme alive
keep up the good work anon.
>>127159937
shower posting was never good
>>127159738
Can I suck on your toes please?
>>127159832
no one says JUST (at least anymore), and everyone here knows that Trihex's horribleness gets way worse than that one event
nice try blending in though
>>127159937
it's not good work it's factually incorrect
>>127155935
Did he beg for viewers on serg? If not, then fuck off, area51.
>>127160097
shut the FUCK up
I say we put area51 on the list. His sense of humor is fucking weird
>>127154853
>yashi
>Put his smelly pickle next to Pvtcb's face while he was sleeping.
makes me laugh every time.
>>127160563
Shut up dude
I say we put me on the list. I don't speedrun and just shit up the thread~ :3c
>>127154853
Who is calebheart42?
Add area51.
Werster is back lads. Feel like he's going to WR tonight.
>>127160835
you're already on the list headcrap
>>127160927
he's a scrub add him
>>127154853
update sn0wtigerr, she got a divorce
>>127159676
What else did darkman do wrong? That's not much to go on, anon.
we should add area51
>>127154853
Add area51 he doesn't know what he's doing, and is super weird
put area 51 on the list
>>127154853
area51 thinks the list is a meme add him
>>127161273
Area's fine, fuck you
>>127159883
>Final Fantasty X
everytime
Dude area51 is a fuckin puss who wants wr so he can have an excuse to make out with the wobblers
>>127154853
xsvarea51 sucks at everything and needs to grow up
I opened the thread, ctrl-f'd my name, and no results? why not?
>>127152254
For a second there I thought that was me in the pic.
Middle-class white dude in his 20s playing games.
>>127154853
area51 is a try-hard
https://twitter.com/SpeedRunsLive/status/683062893680701445
is area 51 2016's squid?
>>127152068
>this is the worst time of year
I only come here for marathons (doesn't matter if GDQ or something smaller) and when I'm drunk.
I used to be a frequent Anon here, but I just don't care enough anymore.
The drama on /srg/ is still unparalleled to any of the generals I've ever visited.
Who's area51? Never heard of him desu!
>>127161689
youre washed up area51 is the new meme
>>127161938
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
Plus what the hell is xsvArea51?! What is xsv supposed to mean?
>>127159761
>>127162167
I'm just following your example, baby.
>all these cute lolis in this very thread
>still no gf
im ending it tonight bois unless slayer streams a speedrun or something, in that case i'm ending it tomorrow
>>127161153
um the final shit was about to go under because they lost a host, then this guy steps up to keep it alive. that's enough to be on the hatelist desu
the annual actual good /srg/ affiliated stream
IS
HAPPENING
NOW
http://www.speedrun.tv/llaml
don't miss it or you'll regret it!
instead of a blacklist of the hate list, can we get a whitelist? I'd rather know who I can watch than who I can't, since I'm a little bitch.
/v/ newfags incoming
>pic related
>>127162487
hey you spelled jymotion wrong
what the fuck is this reddit tier 'mmh' mumble crew meme bullshit
>>127162565
why would you not watch people on the hatelist? the hate list is a joke
He even tied his PB 5 fucking times. FIVE FUCKING TIMES. WHO DOES THAT
>>127162565
http://pastebin.com/FRjuwUFN
Official People /srg/ Approved List version 1.8
THE OFFICIAL /srg/ APPROVED LIST
2dos
ben_cn
bertin
bjw
Blueglass
cfb
cgn0
controllerhead
coolkid
Cyghfer
darkspinessonic
Dram55
doublestop
exarion
grav
Hexade
iateyourpie
Iceplug
iongavriel
Jodenstone
liquidxsquid
lurkchan
Miles
Naegleria
noobest
noob killer roof
ourwhitegoose
pyatters
Ringrush
Saboom
shaeden
skater82297
stingray
sva16162
thejmatt
zfg
zoast
>>127162565
the twitch team wobblers has pretty much all you need. at least one of them are streaming so you will never get bored.
>>127162565
but White = raycis
>>127162635
not speedrun related
>>127162565
picking who to watch based on some autistic retard's opinions is pretty hilarious
>>127162683
>>127162835
>being this mad you're on the list
maybe you should stop being such a shitty person
>>127162705
squid
>>127162903
>>127162705
consistency is a good sign
>>127162652
mad nigga detected
>>127163035
consistently a stupid grind monkey lmao
>>127163531
based
>>127163531
you failed the captcha, and it was an easy one. baka
>>127163649
headcrab you are a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE fag
>>127162763
>no reasons as to why they're approved
invalid list desu baka senpai
>>127163256
>nigga
out
>fw it's just me and headcrab in the thread
>>127164303
>getting upset at "mad nigga detected"
mad nigga detected
>>127140832
begging for attention
It's a New Year! Time to post blog squares! :3c
20 minutes into mario party and chill and he gives you this look
>>127164572
>de hippie spacing
>>127164439
fw secretly in love with headcrab and don't know how to go about telling her
>>127162763
add simpleflips
>>127164572
>my grandpa is literally dying
>my head is figuratively killing me, fuck!
LOL
>>127164581
>>127165080
>>127165086
what the..?
>>127164581
>>127165317
CALM DOWN FUCK
http://pastebin.com/6YufPddW
truth about trihex
why does speedruntv have to make the twitter list for agdq when gdq llc pays someone to do it?
>>127166640
>Dec 7
How is this not as widespread as it should be?
>>127167227
because everyone knows trihex is a degenerate creep? also it confirms people's rumors that trihex is indeed gay.
>>127167227
its boring desu
>>127166572
Try asking r9k, b, wsr or infinity chan. Don't ask adv, they're all just normies that won't give you what you want.
Your best bet would just be a gun since I don't think you'd want to survive as a crippled potato after a major fall.
But you're just kidding right? It'd make me sad if someone from here actually killed himself (besides pvt lmao).
who /zeldathon/ here
>>127166640
>He cheated the entire time. He's getting lewd messages from so many people and I don't give a fuck if those are all fakes or real girls. But he made me believe he would love me; he made me believe we got a future together; he made me believe he feels the same and there isn't someone else. But I got evidence for it: Him, talking about meeting and having sex to others, which was really nice to discover, am I right?
will this finally be the end of trihex
>>127166640
666 ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>127167434
I'm a yuro so literally no way to acquire a gun without spending a shit load of money. Not kidding, but I'm also not really a part of this community so it doesn't matter anyways. Thanks though
>>127167434
>Your best bet would just be a gun since I don't think you'd want to survive as a crippled potato after a major fall.
>gun
>not having the chance of turning you into a crippled potato
senpai...
>>127166572
helium tank+cpap mask
>>127168025
:/
>>127168074
Not saying a gun can't go wrong, just that it's much more likely to be "successful"
>>127168025
anything above 85' is statistically impossible to survive, although, trust me on this one, if you do survive it it'll suck, i'd recommend doing your best to land on your head
just go for potassium cyanide my friend, there's a few places you can get it online for education purposes
>>127167434
>Don't ask adv, they're all just normies that won't give you what you want.
wording this. i cant even go to that board anymore because reading what those people think are problems just makes me feel depressed as hell
>>127166640
this was a boring read, but i'd love to hear trihex's side of the story. and why was he in love with this girl when he could get 1000x times cuter ones irl?
>>127168523
An attentionhungry tranny
>>127168602
I'm serious. She's the one who registered http://www.narcissawright.com/narcissarankings/
Just wondered who she/he/it was, remembered seeing the name somewhere.
>>127161569
>someone else pointed it out before me
its been literally years
feelin p vindicated rn
>>127168025
burn refugee centers, try to go for the high score.
>>127168705
All her info is on the whois
>>127167368
but this is a girl
>>127168501
he's refusing to comment on it outright, he's been ducking the mhc too for the past week or two. the pastebin seems kinda fake in places, and is probably bait, but even so why dodge it?
>>127169341
cause there's some truth to it and he's ashamed of what he did probably.
>>127168705
>>127168872
>de hippie spacing
There is literally nothing wrong with Pie transitioning from Speedrunning to more casual playthroughs on his stream.
He is smart enough to realize that playing the exact same parts of the exact same game every single stream will not grow your viewerbase.
>>127169789
pie isn't smart enough for anything. he's the dumbest motherfucker there is.
>>127169789
But he's still not smart enough to captalize on a growing viewerbase and he can't handle a chat of over a thousand people as evidence by his earlier Mario maker streams
>Werster on another WR-pace run
>All you guys have done all day is shitpost
Why is /srg/ so fucking SHIT at speed gaming?
>>127170104
pokemon
that's it
>>127170104
>implying i even posted today
>>127170104
>implying I don't have Werster open in a tab right now while I shit post
>>127170104
you can't speedrun pokemon
>>127169789
if you're admitting yourself he's not a speedrunner why do you post about him?
>>127170104
>pokemon
>pokemon pearl
>GLITCHLESS pokemon pearl
wtf?
If your speed game isn't getting played at AGDQ then it's an irrelevant meme game.
>>127170371
wants em back
>>127168302
The buildings I managed to get on top of weren't anywhere close to that height. I'd assume that if I landed on my head it would make it posibble to die from a much smaller building though, so if I find one that's close to that height I'll remember that I'm good to go.
Thanks for the tip with the chemicals. Couldn't find a local site that sells them, so I'll see if I can have them shipped from another country.
>>127170821
Stop fucking posting this shit here you pathetic freak.
>>127170559
fw my game is having a shitty meme category being run
>>127167129
who?
Can't wait for the next Meows stream to be honest... he's pretty based unlike the so-called "speedfriends" who backstabbed him like little bitches
>>127170920
Done my friend, got good avice
imagine meows with a straight back
>>127171124
nice self post
fucking faggot
>>127171543
impossible sry
>>127171668
Is Chanzeux part gook?
>>127171815
>Chanzeux
who?
list of games i want to see grav run in 2016 :
perfectdark
quake264
A Bug's Life 64
list is closed.
>>127171921
Dude did They REALLY make 64 "A Bug's Life" video games?
>>127171668
tfw every time you remind me i'm slouching
>>127172064
y_ simply y_
>>127171921
why quake 2 64 and not quake 64?
but i'd like to see perfect dark that would be sick
>>127172064
who is they?
>>127171668
is there any good picture of meows?
>>127171921
quake264 is kinda slow and awkward. i spent a long time trying to go fast with bhops but it ended up being just as fast as running. maybe i sucked idk. there didn't seem that much potential for sequence breaks or general tricks. basically it felt like a shitty version of non-neutral reset doom 64
im probably not gonna play pd because i have more nostalgia for ge which is why im getting some meme twrs. maybe someday though (never seriously)
bugs life actually looks like a coolish speedgame, i wathed flint gaming run it all the time years ago. no nostalgia for it though and i have a lot more stuff i would rather play
>>127172181
quake 1 64 is just shitty quake 1. quake 2 n64 is a unique game like doom 64 is
>>127172551
no
he's that ugly
>>127172613
when are you gonna btfo puncay and cheese in SM64?
The results are finally here, boys. Over the second half of December, /srg/ was polled on the best and worst memes from 2015. Through 93 total responses here are the top 10 best and worst:
Top 10 Best /srg/ Memes of 2015
>1. my mind wanders... - 54 votes
>2. weewee - 39 votes
>3. Narcissa Wright - 27 votes
>4. bertin? more like hurtin/smackdown - 25 votes
>5. Grind Monkey - 22 votes
>6. Above it All - 21 votes
>7. trihex paying jisu 720 US Dollars for emotes/there's no hope for you, my nigga... - 20 votes
>8. make /srg/ great again - 18 votes
>8. i refuse to fall in love at AGDQ - 18 votes
>9. monkeyposting - 17 votes
>9. Good luck streaming from console - 17 votes
>10. Overclocking Headphones - 15 votes
>10. streamBIG - 15 votes
>10. baited for this EXACT response - 15 votes
Top 10 Worst /srg/ Memes of 2015
>1. Medievil - 49 votes
>2. streamBIG - 38 votes
>3. noobkillerroof and /pol/ posting - 25 votes
>4. God Gamer Stigma - 23 votes
>5. >de hippie spacing - 22 votes
>6. Mario Maker - 19 votes
>7. Narcissa Wright - 18 votes
>8. Hotline Newboi/Cutie - 16 votes
>8. Grind Monkey - 16 votes
>8. Minor Speedanimals (Lone Wolf, Route Rabbit, etc.) - 16 votes
>8. monkeyposting - 16 votes
>9. when is 5rg going to finish - 15 votes
>9. DSS won't play Love Live - 15 votes
>10. JUST DO IT (Revival of Shia) - 14 votes
Full results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gUB3sQjozaeKFB2E5iJ21plsXHq4u8dHm66CxQl2X3g/pubhtml
Thanks for participating and if you liked this, I'll be sure to do it again next December! Happy speedrunning in the upcoming year, /srg/. Love you.
>>127172613
how about the videogame star wars shadows of the empire for the nintendo 64
neutral reset makes you move slightly faster it's right up your alley
SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>127173161
dude that game actually is cool, me and peaches both toyed with running it. if the whole game was on foot id probably be running it right now. those autoscrollers really fucking blow though
>>127173158
>Medievil as worst meme
LOL, Medievil isn't a meme. It's a fast-paced speedgame that only the most talented runners can excel at. Also, this list proves that the fags in this general have terrible taste in memes.
>>127171668
>>127173332
deal with it nkr
>>127173761
just a reminder "hotline cutie" is headcrab
do you maybe want to rethink that statement, pal?
>>127172613
ok it's a shame cause pd is really better than ge
>>127173918
yeah i know it is. theres lots of speedgames better than blast corps too but what can you do... i just like playing it a ton because its my favorite childhood game
>>127173332
nkr bodied
>>127173158
*makes announcement about removing fake votes but leaves previous fake votes in*
I'm considering joining theMario Makerrunning community after seeing it on the AGDQ schedule. I didn't know it could also double as a speedgame! What tips do you guys have for a first timeMario Makerspeedrun?
>>127174616
get hella WRs all the time
>>127174259
fucking lol
>>127174185
boys cant get pregnant
>>127140567
Who's we?
desu itll probably be nice no longer extisting
>>127175792
Answer my question.
>>127175838
>not realizing the bot when they used a bot response in the first place
remove it alan, you are confusing people now
>>127176270
>alan
that's not doak's name tho
>>127176371
that's not dirk's name tho
>>127176446
who the fuck is dirk?
>>127176519
who the fuck is doak you fucking idiot?
>>127176572
an aladdin speedrunner
>>127176673
a literal nobody? why even bring him up? you're a fucking loser for real bro
>>127176572
>who the fuck is doak
just keep going newboi
>>127176673
>doak
>running
maybe from bombs that is
either way remove the bot doak-ike you faggots
>>127176779
>says the guy who brings up that faggot dirk
so how bad shall it be this time?
why don't you guys just find games no one runs and make up arbitrary categories so you can have free world records
>>127178352
i already did
>>127178352
>>127178413
duggy...
>>127178094
There should be one for girlfriends in light of the pastbin
>>127178094
fucking perfect
at about the 9:00 mark there should be the following:
>son
>let me lecture you about why you're all not based like me
>i been going to the gym for like a month which makes me based
>son
>let's go in
>son
>look at me i'm in the lab
>son
>god is anyone else sick of nuthug--*UHHH!* meme sound---hey thanks for the $4.20 donation to TrisNutHuggledick
>son
>son
>son
>son
>end of stream
>>127178352
Emperor Trihex already told everyone that WRs don't matter for games that no one is running.
Son.
Do you even go to the gym?
Son.
Listen to Trihex. He is based.
Son.
>>127159494
>Official /srg/ Hatelist
Iateyourpie
>>127162763
>official /srg/ approved list
Iateyourpie
well, /srg/ which is it?
>>127180185
zfg's on both, too. to compensate for these discrepancies i think we should put pie on the hatelist and zfg on the approved list. it makes the most sense
>>127180306
agree
it's literally impossible to hate jayson "zfg" esposito
>>127180430
he could work on being less greasy at least
>>127180070
Tell your friend to read this and see if they still want to hook up with him
http://pastebin.com/6YufPddW
>>127180306
>>127180430
Here we go.
http://strawpoll.me/6425898
>>127180616
>de hippie spacing
>>127180430
He's greasy and has the biggest ego in the community (see: his how to speedrun pastebin)
>>127180728
>biggest ego
nothing can surpass tri's
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9PFONbF6j
MingLee
>>127180728
he made the how to speedrun pastebin just so people would stop asking him how to speedrun. he didn't wake up one day and think "i'm going to educate these stupid fucks trying to get my records" dude
>>127181137
who the FUCK is that
that voice fucking spooks my shit dude
>>127180690
NICE MEME BRO
>>127182671
>tfw agdq memes are going to be ruined by vbois getting baited by the kikebots
WERSTER DID IT 3:52!!!!!!
>>127170251
>OI CUNT AH YEH 'AVIN' A GIGGLE MATE?
>>127184264
thanks for the late response
fucking niggers
who /clintstevens/ here
>>127184264
JUST
>>127184030
3:53, round up because minutes buddy
>>127184359
>ACTUALLY JUST IN TIME
>>127184030
A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
>>127162763
>joden the OoT grindmonkey
>approved
Come again?
>>127185118
igt for pkmns
blame wibbler
no1s spoke up
>pretends to not read the thread
>>127185347
#aboveitall
>>127184030
>literally who cares
>>127185585
>>127185243
How many times do I need to tell you? When you speedrun real games like Ocarina of Time, you CANNOT get world records within only a few attempts.
>>127185706
silver lining - at least he managed to not say the n-word
>>127185706
Werster is such an edgelord. Sure your brother cucked you, but don't pretend like he isn't your brother still. Hate him all you want you still both share similar genetic makeup and are not just "two random people who happen to grow up together"
>>127185706
I think Werster thinks relationships are all rng. He had good rng with that girl and then Mike came in and porked her. And he's just not ready to pick up the cart again.
All you really need, Werster, is to not be a cunt to people.
>>127186324
I mean... he isn't entirely wrong. Family can treat you like royal dogshit. Hell, sometimes people consider friends to be more worthy of the term "family" than their genetic identicals.
>>127186332
His brother violated an unspoken trust by fucking his girlfriend. And he's the cunt here... I'm sorry, maybe I'm a little slow, how exactly does this make HIM a cunt?
>>127186651
>how is Werster a cunt
>being this new
>>>/v/
>>127186968
>not reading context within the individual instance
>assuming /v/
And that still didn't answer anything. Good job you managed to actually post something that holds literally no importance at all. You put this up on the fridge next to the rest of the nothing you've accomplished
>>127187164
its well known werster was abusive, thats why she fucked his brother.
>>127186324
this is what happens when society degenerates and the importance of family fades
>>127187274
Thank you. For the record, Didn't know that particular fact. But still...
>assuming /v/
that's outright insulting.
>>127187164
>>127187614
>salty nuthugger detected
>muh werster
>being this much of a fanboi
thanks for the followup posts!
now if you don't mind >>>/v/
I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/
this is the kind of stuff that will be happening for the next few days. be prepared for more in future
>>127188048
just send 'em home
>>>/v/
>>127187614
because it's not a fact and it's just a rumor that was taken as fact. don't believe everything you hear
Oh wow, I didn't realize AGDQ starts this weekend. Guess now there will be actual speedrunning discussion here and not just posting pictures of monkeys.
>>127187614
>>127188343
>knowing so little about speedrunning that you don't know whether to believe werster is a cunt or not
>being this fucking new
>>>/v/
>>127188513
>>>/v/
>>127188670
seriously one week and they'll be gone
>>127188670
>knowing about speedrunning means getting into the personal lives of the runners of the games.
>being this aggressive
please go die.
>>127188670
>acting like you know everything
>de /v/ scare
yeah nah youre cunt
>>127188513
I'm sorry, do what now?
>>127188965
its not 2015 anymore
its time to let it go now
here's a drink for you
>>127189098
>its not 2015 anymore
holy cuck...
anyone else arriving tomorrow? lets do an srg meetup before it starts
>>127189725
who is we
haha cant wait for the cringe guys
>>127189725
srg is not supporting agdq. anyone who is at agdq will be forever exiled from this community.
do you like my tattoo srg? :3
Who we watching senpai?
Don't you ever forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
i dont even speedrun, i just come here to shitpost
>>127191359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Wj7armehz
>>127190542
dude nice
>>127191364
Why would anyone speedrun when they could buy 2000 viewbots and streambig like Witwix?
>>127191780
>
>>127191780
it's not even 1am yet and we already have the saltiest post of the day
>>127191860
Nice to know you're still so eagerly following this thread you obese pile of waste. Can't wait until you have a heart attack on stream. Hopefully it happens the next time you crack open a redbull on stream, like streaming video games to your 2000 viewbots is a strenuous exercise that requires plenty of energy.
wait why cant i say senpai?
>>127192631
Oda Nobunaga doesn't want you to
>>127191780
streaming big was the #1 worst fucking meme this year. remember when he hyped up some super big project for like 2 weeks? no one cares about some loser's blog on how to be unpopular and boring. it was such a joke that even naegleria was able to launch a better joke blog that gave more helpful tips than pie's usual "don't give up" generic shit tips.
i went from occasionally watching pie a few years ago to absolutely loathing his stream because he tries so hard to be a professional streamer without having to actually do any work. the showcase races, the streambig joke, the gdq interviews, and all the other gimmicks have tainted his image. meanwhile weewee i went from can't stand his stream to occasionally watch it because he embraced being a sellout and doesn't half ass his shit, which is something i can respect even if i don't agree with his ways. weewee became a professional streamer while pie is still durdling around too scared to make the commitment to full time streaming.
basically: weewee = professional, pie = amateur. pie is the one that relies on bots, not weewee.
>>127192967
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>127192967
weewee dropping some mad exposure rn
who's ready for some speed qt's at agdq?
>>127193650
Is Trihex going to fuck our girl Narcy?
>>127193650
this really needs to be updated already
>>127193758
Who needs to be put on there? Make a list and maybe /srg/ will update it as a collab effort?
>>127193758
>>127193869
update it after agdq, we might find some new hotties to add. there are going to be 1450 people there after all, so the odds we can find some new ones are pretty good.
Fuck cronikeys
>>127194031
>inb4 all fat/paperbag material
>no good streams on
What are you gay ass sissy boys even good for?
>>127194161
>not watching our boi pie
m8...
>>127194215
this post lacks hair
i thought it was a meme when that one anon said that cfb gave pie a blowjob at the one smash event. but after all the pie nut hugging cfb does in the thread and on twitter, i think that anon was telling the truth.
t.tv/feurigerilias
fueri is about to expose a cheater cuh
>>127194807
>that voice
>>127195052
t.tv/feurigerilias/v/33008600?t=8h51m55s
>>127194031
make sure you don't miss left 4 dead 2 ;)
>>127194807
>>127195294
>>127194807
spoonfeed deets
>>127195560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv4s-x_iYco
>>127195560
fueri thinks kyle(GTA IV WR holder) cheated to get his time.
He believes that he modified the game to make cars 5% faster, or thats what i've collected from the past 30 minutes of his ramblings
what are some choice crash or spyro speedruns?
I'm a huge faggot and need spoonfed
>>127196352
just dont do it
all are crazy
>>127195752
lol I'm sure someone has edited their handling.cfg before
>>127195752
I love angry Germans.
>>127196425
I don't care I want to watch someone speedrun crash or spyro games.
who /feasathon/ here :3
>>127197486
>begs for money to attend a charity event
>has a job and asks internet strangers for money to go on holiday
>Generally I'll do about 15 minutes for each $5 donated - literally TMR tier
>Any extra funds will go towards a SNES flashcart
No thanks you panhandling enabeler.
someone tell slaybs to stream
How does ClintStevens suddenly have so many viewers all of the time? He has to be viewbotting.
>>127193758Mini donuts
>>127198025
maybe someone is viewbotting for him
name a worse meme than zelda randomizer
>>127198379
Pie's pathetic existence in his parents basement.
>>127141651
Hahaha gud one.
>>127198139titty game on point
>>127198752
thanks for the late >de hippie spacing!
I wanna kill a tranny at AGDQ2016 :3
Never forget 2k15
>>127199148
>>127199148
>epicly epic
he deserved it imo
>>127199148
>>127199209
tfw I ditched puush because of the virus stupidity for glorious shareX and didn't back up my shit like a retard.
All those dead memes...
>>127139862
>save or kill the yoshis
oy vey
is summit elite?
>>127199851
thanks for the late response!
greetings from germany
gas the jews
Will he bring balance to theautismforce? Is he the chosen one?
>monkey posting in 2016
pathetic
>>127200119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S2CBe32MxH
HeyGuys
>>127200179
What a disgusting pile of lard. How can some one that morbidly obese not by dying of shame? Hide in a fucking closet until you lose 100 pounds you whale, don't wave to a fucking camera. You're disgusting.
Witwix you need to do the same, but its more like 200 pounds for you.
BRING BACK POOPFIST
>>127200119
>>127200306
based low test beta manlet
>>127200306Get a load of this guy
>>127200306
>all this projecting
>>127200306
you intimidated by a real woman? idiot clown
>>127195752
it's so easy to cheat in any game. how does a community prevent cheaters from cheating? even console games are easy to cheat at now. it hasn't been a problem in the past because people got no real gain from cheating. however, now that the hobby is somewhat large, people with the best times get the most recognition which can lead to monetary gain. once someone solves how to 100% prevent cheating from happening is the moment speedrunning is saved.
>>127201317
and its over an 8min pb compared to 2months ago
the one going crazy about it is still 40-50mins behind the "record" so maybe instead of this they should focus on getting better first
I can't sleep!
>>127201596
slayer stream
>>127202107
yo it looks like hes using the cap window to cover up that hes jacking his dick.
literally who are we watching
>>127155412
I'm not on there, so I assume you all think I'm based.
Thanks, senpai :3c
>>127203024
ClintStevens because he's an attractive boypussy
>>127203454
so is this guy jodenstone 2.0 or what
In all seriousness, WAS it nignog?
>>127203581
ya but he runs a non-arbitrary category so it's ok
>>127203413
thanks for the late response, y_!
>>127203673
Who is that? I am just a dude who actually plays games, not some sperg who sucks off the mumble crews tit.
>>127203810
based y(ou)
>>127203646
>"100%" in a game with no percentage counter
>not arbitrary
>>127203024
Im watching some weeb speedrun glover.
She looks kinda like John Numbers, doesn't she?
>-On that note, if someone donates a small amount of money just to write a mountain of text, then filter it out. We'll be busy enough reading short donation comments. The only exception we should make for mountains of text is...
>-Personal stories relating to our cause should be read.
oh ffs
>>127204336
>>127204519
Right, guys? It's not just me?
>>127204729
Please use her correct title, Joan Numbers
>>127204519
Does Chibi have a job? Who would hire him? What is his future? Seems kind of sad.
>>127204729
Is Narcissa going to avenge Cosmo?
agdq isn't even here yet, and I'm tired of seeing the fucking >>>/v/ meme. i mean i actually wouldn't mind seeing more squidposting. at least with all the chimp pics i got an occasional chuckle, this >>>/v/ shit isn't even funny in an ironic sense. i wouldn't be surprised if this whole fucking thing was one autismo repeatedly posting it in a sad attempt at yet another forced meme.
I can not and will not tolerate the cancer donation comments.
>>127205184
No, but Trihex and Sig are going to DP her at AGDQ.
>>127205345
this post actually just made me puke in my mouth a little.
Tell me why AGDQ will suck
I'm curious
>>127206648
Forced meme get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127205303
filter it
>>127206552
do not listen to /srg/
do not listen to /srg/
>>127206871
it will suck i know because of russian privilebe trashcan shit jews but telle me WHY
>>127206552
It's turned into a total souless jewfest. Watch some footage from 2012 and 2013, and compare it to 2014/2015. At some points people didn't even look like they were having any fun at all, it looked like they were literally just there out of obligation. On top of that the stream display is mostly banners and advertisement and the actual footage even for the races would take up less than half of the screen. Not to mention the coordinators are making a solid amount of money off of this when it could just outright be given to the charity too, so it's not entirely if at all the same "righteous cause" that it was those few years back. Plus a lot of shit in the personal lives of the communities more favored runners have caused them to fall from our graces, or the aforementioned event circumstances have basically scared other favored runners from wanting anything to do with the shit. That's my best explanation, if anyone else has anymore unbiased details to add, please do. That's all I can recall off the top of my head.
>>127206915
>de hippie spacing
Hey /srg/ I'm back to my bi-annual visit to your shithole
Let it be known that I am not really hyped for AGDQ but I do want to breed Misskaddykins
Also Splatoon run might be good
>>127206552
Gdq staff are fursecuting me right now
What kind of fucking retard donates to a worthless charity like the Prevent Cancer Foundation anyway? The actual money breakdown is terrible, and they don't even do anything. It's not like they're funding research, treatments, etc. they're a shitty meme charity that makes posters and awful ad campaigns about how you shouldn't eat too much red meat.
Why is such a worthless, shitty "charity" the recipient anyway?
>>127207639
They pay Uyama the most.
I will NOT fall in love at agdq!
>>127207639
Initially they chose PCF because they wanted a charity small enough that the donations would matter.
They're sticking with PCF now because they're contractually obligated.
>>127207639
i liked it when the charity was for autism, it was way more fitting, i also have autism and donated that time
>>127208150
>speedrun
>autism
i'm not surprised
>>127208181
>de hippie spacing
make sure you don't miss left 4 dead 2
>>127167469
I just had a look. Fortunately managed to close the tab again before I had to throw up because of the disgusting man feet on display.
>>127210172
thanks for the late response!
>>127209886
>6am start time
no thanks, i'll pass.
is he our boi?
>>127210368
no, fuck off
I don't mean to boast but I haven't showered in a long time and my hair now smells like a bowl of mac n cheese that just came out of the microwave
Do you think Chibi fucks her bare? What happens if Chibi were to become a father?
>>127210571
please no, send him to r9k v is bad enough and 6am is the only time you can discuss video games without fags.
>>127210637
I'm already there friendo.HYPE
Can I get an invite to the serg discord?
what is this >>>/v/ meme and why is it posted eveyr second post?
Post some memes that you have personally made.
Don't mind me just providing some life support hehe
>>127211258
I really wanted to like hitbox because it wasn't twitch but I can't handle the reddit mememotes
>>127211059
>Speedrunning a random game like Mario Maker
How?
Match made in heaven.
https://a.pomf.cat/yecwhc.webm
Were there any kaddykins leaks in the past year?
Pls tell me yes she is hot
>>127213932
God damn. Chibi got absolutely destroyed by his own gf.
>>127213932
>"no"
lol
twitch fameboi will soon have a mental breakdown about running oot
>>127213932
>third reich mike
fucking based /tv/ runs this shit
>>127186324
if family is so great and everything then why did his brother cuck him in the first place? what a cunt m8
>>127181137
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
Trihex silencing all criticism
Is there anyone more loathsome than Giantwaffle?
We all suck. We dont support agdq but talk about it 24/7.
>>127215560
I legit believe that it is impossible to be any worse than that disgusting excuse of a human being.
>>127215956
who is we?
>>127206952
all the fun shit happens off stream now
>>127184359
This picture is disgusting, why would you ever gel the sides of your hair upwards like that
>>127216687
>>127217127
thanks for the late response!
Ay SRG, just felt like saying all of you are amazing. Keep speeding :]
>>127217586
After a year of hate posting this is weird to see
hey guys I read on reddit that agdq is coming up soon, could you guys prep me on srg culture rq so I can blend in here
also my favorite speedrunners are cosmo and trihex can you recommend me some other ones to watch on twitch
>>127152254
>that fucking music playing the entire time
>>127152254
damn this reminds me of the hell of living with my parents and getting yelled at all the time and feeling bad about myself
glad I moved out, hope I never have to go back to that
>>127218763
lol you're from reddit too? the narwhal bacons at midnight xD
umm some speedrunners that I think are cool are calebhart (he's soo based) and witwix ("gay dads" LMAO)
AGDQ is gonna be realllly good this year! What runs are you looking forward to? MARIO MAKER HYPE!
」(O_O)「
Why do people like Reflected go to AGDQ when they do not speedrun?
>>127220519
muh "speedfriends"
>>127220659
Lol, but seriously, why do they go?
>>127179370
post pastebin
>check the /srg/ twitch team
>only lets plays
>>127218763
>cosmo
Fuck off with your patriarchy. Her name is WANDA.
>>127220659
-guy with no speedfriends
fun IL
>>127222836
How is that fun? Literally the just moving through corridors. Where is the timing? The platforming? The skill?
>>127222836
is that counter strike?
Why would anyone think that Dustforce isn't a good speedgame?
>>127223496
It's cool, but barebones games that are ~made for speedrunning~ are never as school as games that become good speedgames by accident.
>>127223597
You realize that runners took the tech way further than the devs ever intended right? There is all kinds of shit innovated in that game "by accident."
So will this AGDQ be as lifeless and sterile as 2015? Is it still no fun allowed?
>>127223028
It has to be easy so babbies can do it and feel good about themselves.
>>127147462
You just need to be a bit alpha. It doesn't matter how degenerate you are.
>>127224243
You sound very mature and grown up. Only professional & mature adults can play real speedgames.
>>127224417
Stop crying, the webm was literally just advancing through a hallway.
>>127224396
Nice try Jewyama
I'm not going to name anyone in particular, but I personally know several speedrunners of popular games that average 200-300 viewers that have cheated for monetary gain. Their strategy is to practice the game just enough that it's believable they could get a good time, then splice or cheat the occasional world record to generate excitement and donations. I'm sure you can figure out who these runners are yourself, so please stop supporting them.
>>127224472
Nobody likes you flippy.
Are they going for prevent cancer again?
Reminder, only grown, mature adults are good speedgamers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfQdbKdzDjk
>>127224675
Reminder that you have had a paddy over something not so serious in the long term but it wasn't streamed to a wide audience of people.
>>127224396
How come they let you have internet in hell, Jewyama?
>>127224607
>>127224896
>>127225017
>>127225162
nice puggles
>>127224778
No, I haven't, at least not post-puberty. But even if I had, I'm not nearly mentally ill enough to do it in front of an audience.
Cheese is a fucking faggot and proves that you can be the biggest, whiniest pussy child in the world and still be among the best at he hardest speedgames.
>>127225320
Translation: I think I am hard
>>127225320
Calling anyone a "baby" because of their choice in a game becomes redundant when a game like SM64 can be demolished by the biggest pussy on earth.
>>127225434
Why is it so hard for you to believe that not all men are low-test betas with anger issues?
>2016
>STILL not echidna posting
>>127225596
>no spoiler
>>127225865
>>127225840
>>127225736
>>127225596
is this the spicy new meme we're using to make GDQ babies leave?
>>127225950
it's not new
>>127140597
I doubt he has a GF, she is likely a speedslut riding his new found e-fame for being shit.
>>127159761
>>127226382
based csiro
>>127227378
delete this
>>127159494
While there are some valid entries there are many entries that are just, "This person didn't agree with me about x" or "This person is friends with person x I don't like."
>>127150821
What happened to Bertin and SJ?
8000 people are choosing to look at this man
>>127228314
kiss em
>>127184264
Someone please tell me there's a version of this image with red eyes and tears, you know what I mean.
>>127228416
pissing myself over the thought, please someone make it if there isnt one
>>127228505
I need this to happen so bad.
hopes and dreams for SGDQ16' ? for me its:
people being less retarded with donation comments (dont like listening to sob stories for several days)
2hu dolls
trihex+caleb workout routine
some fucking cringe because lets be honest, we're only here for the cringe at this point
>>127228416
>>127228505
>>127229706
no, back to >>>/v/
>>127228314
>>127228396
he's actually kinda nice
i'd speedrun games with him
SIGS DOING SM64
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WR INC
FrankerZ
>>127229713
>trihex+caleb workout routine
Caleb is ok, but Trihex is small as fuck. >>>/fit/
>want to speedrun
>don't know what to speedrun
Life is hard.
Can you stop?
>using pussy cannonless strats
he would be disappointed in you sig
>>127229713
>2hu dolls
never again
>>127229713
The return of Werster with his classic banter.
If there is a God he'll give me the chance to cuck Geoff and vigorously fuck and breed this beauty
>>127230540
yeah i would probably actually lick her asshole if i had the chance.
>>127229713
The end. GDQ is on life support and it's time to die. Let speedrunning go.
>>127230540
What kind of drugs do you think she's on?
>>127230540
>tfw i love alien girls and i go to stalk her one day and find out that she has me blocked
>>127230697
I have her added on Steam
But she's rarely on.
>>127230540
>>127230630
word.
still would rather kazooiegirl.
>not even 12 hours till agdq2016
I AM SO FUCKING HYPED
WHO IS HOIP HERE TOO
Also fuck those zeldathon sellouts they are having way too much fun and dont even speedrun
>>127230540
based stiv
>>127230759
23 hours
>>127230697
ayy lmao
>>127230759
>not even 12 hours till agdq2016
what, more like 24 hours
>>127230918
spoiler that shit
>>127230630
Well said. I'd rim her anus without hesitation, just imagine what she looks like on all fours bent over in front of you. Hot damn.
>>127230918
>tfw glasses always make people look like losers
>>127230918
go here >>>/v/
>>127231046
>No CavemanDCJ
>No Peaches_
>No Blechy
>No Blueglass/YSG
Remind me why I should give a SINGLE FUCKING FUCK about this SHIT event
>>127230973
people with glasses should just stop acting like they're people. Sight is such a fundamental part of human life, that those who need assistance to have decent vision are objectively inferior
>>127231173
DELETE THIS
>>127231206
>No Caveman
He has had his time. The fact that he was literally shocked that he didn't get in this year makes me never want to see him run there again.
i cant wait for all the hot new memes of agdq 2016
bring it on!!!
>>127231206
>No darkspinessonic
>nobody else from werster and the blacks
Absolute waste of time.
>>127231206
supporting our bois
>>127231308
they finally stopped the mhc
>>127231364
but no one in my god tier runner list is present
>>127231364
fuck off, anyone who supports agdq is dead to /srg/
sig is being exposed as a worthless fucking grind monkey
Will there be crash? If not then I will feel like killing myself.
>>127231572
>thinks you can get WR in an actually optimized game like SM64 without grinding
LOL
>>127231724
>being a pathetic worthless grind monkey who refuses to look for new strats to optimize the game further and instead just keeps forcing the same shit over and over until he gets it
ooh ooh ahh ahh!!
>>127231724
>SM64
>optimized
Didn't you read Pvtcb's breakdown on this? Dude is the only one with a brain.
>>127231206
>>No Blueglass/YSG
There's just no point to anything anymore
>sig on cosmos transition
'I'm a selfish boi so I don't really care what someone else wants to do with their life'
Marxist cuck detected
>>127231810
>>127231980
if SM64 doesn't require grinding why don't you geniuses go get a prestigious WR today instead of playing your shitty meme games no one plays
if you don't have to grind it shouldn't take you more than 1hr 40 minutes or so.
>>127232085
Makes me really sad already.
You know your event and company is shit when even a childlike innocent retard like blueglass got the notice.
>>127232134
cause cannonless rng trolls me
Who's getting comfy for AGDQ?
>>127232334
so it does require grinding
>>127232364
this is me tomorrow 2bh
>>127232364
>tfw three exams in a week
no comfy adgq for me
>>127232182
He's not really banned, right? I mean there's absolutely no reason to ban a lovable, random guy who loves to watch speedruns.
>>127231462
>I mean there's absolutely no reason to ban a lovable, random guy who loves to watch speedruns.
Sure there is, remove everyone who enjoys this. Only have soulless robots invited for the sole purpose of making a profit. Remember AGDQ's motto: No fun allowed.
I'm so glad Sig is back to sm64. I haven't been this snuggy in ages~! :3c
>>127231206
>>127232182
Wait, why were people banned?
I know that the Crash 2 runner is probably banned, as is Chibi, probably, but why Based Bluegod?
hey twitch chat can we talk about forsen pls?
This is what you can raise with an average 6000 viewers and the people at the venue having fun.
What are the sickest, hippest new speed games so I can get popular and sell out?
>>127234007
if mike doesn't get any money then its pointless
>>127234007
nah it's just that zelda is the biggest nuthugger/normie magnet and they curved AGDQ and timed it well.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to AGDQ tomorrow
>>127234103
http://store.steampowered.com/app/332200/
>>127234180
I give GDQs 1 more year til they get shot up like the Pokemon World Championship almost did.
>>127232334
but muh star rotations
>>127234294
tfw you will never gas the tranny degenerates like they did with the furry degenerates
>>127234294
I'm honestly a bit surprised nobody has tried to kill anybody at GDQ.
>>127234294
can you imagine seeing it live on cam
some guy storming in with an AK
>>127234103
reminder (You) can buy strider 2014 and house of dead ninjas for 6 bux
>>127234294
Honestly if I was in charge of AGDQ I'd be pretty concerned about banning all these people from the event. Most speed runners are mentally unstable, so this wouldn't be too surprising.
>>127234539
I've imagined it and imagined what Twitter would be like after
>>127234539
yes, they also don't have any security at all
for such a big event now it's a joke
>>127234539
>>127234451
>>127234483
>>127234539
>>127234668
My guess is it will either be an autist who got pissed off for being cucked/banned/botched a run
Either that or a nutjob who thinks videogames are satanic and/or causing the decline of America.
New doggy lets get this AGDQ hype train going!
>>127137672
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>>127137672
Chibi shooting up a GDQ would be the best thing to ever happen to speedrunning
>>127234918
Given past drama, I expect the former.
>>127235021
Nah, what'll happen is that he ends up being the guy who takes down the shooter single-handedly.
Now THAT would be amazing.
Doubly so if YSG ended up being the guy to take him down.
Hey happy new year guys, girls, doggys, and anime
>>127235263
Who else but blueglass would trade their life for speed?
>>127233695
nobody said that hes banned, /v/ermin
KIRBY SPEEDRUNS!
>>127235590
i wish i had an anime gf
>tfw I just read through the whole sonic general, watching the videos they posted and looking at their images
I would kill to berry my dick in that ass
>>127236401
What ass?
>>127234987
jmatt stop now
>>127236519
lmao
>>127236519
>hurr what ass
>literally a god tier ass ripe for sex right there in the .webm
so funny anon
>>127236646
added to the list
>>127236646
>these low standards
outta here >>>/v/ irgin
You know who's got a good ass?
coolmatty
>>127236783
kek
>tfw some semi-big sellout streamer is disgracing your speedgame
>>127237090
OoTrunners.txt
>tfw dad is streaming again and he brought his new derpina too
>>127236848
POST IT
>>127237297
He looks like the dude from trailerpark boys.
new
>>127237557
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>>127233452
dropping a semi-late word on this
>>127231308
combo is in !
>>127151254
>Rest I dont know
get the fuck out cunt
>>127166518
hi guy
>>127207176
what a neck