- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup taking place in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
20 minutes into mario party and chill and he gives you this look
20 minutes into zeldo and soy products and ya boy gives you this look
mental illness my friend
the only other demographic that picks the color are tumblrites which is like mental illness central
There is a common adaptation in nature where animals evolved vibrant coloursw to warn predators that they are dangerous, often poisonous to eat.
Just remember this whenever you see someone with dyed hair.
Chances are they dyed their hair because they are batshit crazy damaged goods.
the tranny surge we see now is also one of those things. male animals that are intimidated will hide their tail between their legs or adapt behaviorism/external features that are akin to the female's to avoid being a target of the alpha males. they basically remove themselves from the male hierarchy that way.
trannies are the same, they leave the game because they can't deal with what is expected of men these days. feminism ruined the image of boys and men, everything boys do is rowdy or "bad behavior".
now that he's back on TV I'm sure he's working out more.
Taking a knife -- cutting off my dick -- pills in my hand. All categories are arbitrary
are your 2016 goals as ambitious as narcy's?
Hey guys I want to go to AGDQ to grow my twitch stream but being a NEET I can't afford it will you donate money to me so I can attend?
Threadly reminder that Chibi taps this cutie pie every night while you spend your days fapping to anime.
It can if you get one of these. Get on my level.
There are people right now in this thread who would choose a 3DPD over a 2DQT
nigga, son, like you, son, you can't write something like that, son, there has to be uh, a good atmosphere like son have some positivity, son
Not gonna lie /srg/ I really like all the drama around this comunity .
but i do speedrun games like Super Ghost % Ghouls and Metal Slug games.
but the drama is the best part judge me if you want.
>ywn have a girlfriend who pretends to find your absolutely fucking retarded jokes funny
here's the better version w/o the disgusting fags
The GDQs are becoming more of reminder of how quickly life passes by than anything else.
something seems off this year. i have a bad feeling that something really bad is going to happen at agdq. there is way too much anger building up between the actual speedrun community and the gdq staff. the community is getting banned one by one from the events, people are starting to realize that the runners do the hard work but the mike uyamas are the ones getting paid, and the focus has dramatically moved away from speedrunning and is all about how much internet begging the community can do. add in the wide spread mental illness and that is a recipe for disaster.
unfortunately, most speedrunners have a column of jell-o substituted for their spine so nothing will happen.
our best hope is someone who has been wronged by gdq speaking out at the event itself, in front of the audience
but no one will do that
>implying people in the speedrunning general browse twitch casually or watch anyone other than speedrunners
reminder that this girl said to his face that she's too classy to fuck him.
>leaps to the defense of babbies first 3d platformer on an anonymous anime imageboard because you were triggered by someone pointing out one of it's major failings.
Yeah, you're enamoured.
>the game requiring true skill as opposed to muscle memory
>as opposed to muscle memorry
Hot new drama brewing in the Final Fantasy "speedrunning" community:
for FFIX they have a separate category for runs on NA that can use turbo controllers (lol) and for whatever reason the current non turbo times which are faster aren't comparable.
But the current any% "WR" holder is on a run that can't any WR so he is switching to using turbo to BTFO the turbo time and people are complaining.
This is what happens when you let people run JRPGs
>FF games are popular
>if i stream them i'll get popular
That is literally the thought process of every FF "speedrunner"
That's where I saw it yeah, I don't know where the drama about moving to sr.com is though
Let me get this straight, because you're writing is pretty bad.
FFIX has a turbo category for people using turbo controllers, basically a TAS category.
A WR holder decided to try out the category and gets another WR, and people are mad because he came in and took their title away?
Is that it?
To sum it up, some dramaqueen, Mrzwanzig, got really upset that his turbo WR was destroyed by Luz. Now Mrzwanzig made a new category so his precious WR doesn't go away.
I've watched this over and over
all of it just depresses me more and more
I have no problem with cosmo chopping his dick off and becoming a boypussy.
but why did he have to completely change his personality as well? fucking hell cosmo was a pretty cool dude but ever since he became narcissa, he's turned into a giant fucking cunt.
that's the part that bugs me desu
he was a chill dude who was kinda quiet and nerdy
now he's just kinda obnoxious and shit
there's something up here and I don't like it nope not one bit
I understand it's pathetic and all but I have the biggest crush possible on this girl.
I want to do everything to her, any lewd act you can imagine. Dear God please my dick can only take so much
I'm just a simple man who wants to have sex with a speedrunning woman.
>primarily stream speedruns
I don't know, man.
I just don't know anymore
Gonna try for sub 1:21:30 at some point in the future but I'm gonna switch to hard again for now
>best lineup in years
>best times in years
>only assblasted 2hu NEETs mad because their creepy dolls were banned dislike it
I remember watching cheese's WR run bc I hadn't been watching a while and one of the first comments on the vids was something like
>ummmmm why don't you have splits on your runs? It's more fun that way
they really are awful
>implying he'll still be alive in 3 years
No one has answered me and I don't know what the fuck is going on with this:
Is it even a charity?
Good Games to watch at AGDQ2016:
Total Good Game Count : 24
4:35pm - Kirby 64
7:05pm - Diddy Kong Racing
7:45pm - Super Mario Kart
8:30pm - Super Mario 64
5:40pm - Half-Life 2
7:45pm - Portal 2
5:30pm - Kaizo Mario Bros. 3
6:40pm - Super Mario Maker
8:20pm - Super Mario World
12:50pm - Super Punch-Out!!
1:20pm - Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
2:10pm - Mirror's Edge
8:10pm - Halo 4
10:20pm - Paper Mario
9:20am - Diablo
9:55am - Diablo II: Lord of Destruction
12:00pm - Pokemon Yellow
7:10pm - Super Mario Bros
7:35pm - Super Mario Bros. 2.
8:00pm - OOT Master Quest
10:10pm - Majora's Mask
2:50pm - TASBOT
4:10PM - LTTP
6:55pm - Super Metroid
I started the Purity Control list. It's a work in progress:
>no controller cam
>not shitty at gaming
Let me know if I made any mistakes or who I'm missing. I've been going through most popular SRcom games and checking out top time Twitch accounts
>nobody is going to stream as long as gdq is on
1. Mike Uyama is the Commissioner of Speedrunning, similar to the Commissioner of the NFL. He answers to no man and has absolute control over his dominion of the sport (NFL), only shitty little leagues can try to stand against it but they go nowhere (srg marathon)
2. Mike has no time for autistic shut-in retards who make a huge drama scene and are generally socially retarded creepers (srg)
3. Mike banned said socially retarded creeper autists favorite cumrag 2hu dolls.
4. srg became insanely butthurt and mad
This is very similar to why autists hate "fakku" and "Daiz" because they don't pander to their cartoon cp
you should NEVER EVER EVER give 4chan or 4chanians any beneefit of the doubt
for garbage people
everyone here has some disgusting alterior motive for their actions.
and nothing pisses off the speedNEET autists of srg more than their sacred otaku fodder garbage of 2hu sluts being kicked out
it's like throwing a grenade into the hornets nest and long time home of autistic shitposting - /jp/.
Controller cams were invented by Mr. Narcissist himself, and serve no function other than inflating the streamers ego (everyone can comment about their pretty nails or amazing APM). If you really want to give your viewers a better insight, you can use a digital input display.
sub not pure
sub not pure
grindmonkey gotta be bait
literally just runs gta for viewers
sub button le epic new game runner
doesn't support any of our bois, doesn't speedrun
the rest are all between low and shit tier as far as streamers go, this list is either low quality bait or you have shit taste
PRELIMINARY OFFICIAL CANDIDATES FOR THE OFFICIAL SRG SPEEDRUN OF THE YEAR AWARD
A Link to the Past "No Major Glitches" in 1:23:42 by Xelna
Ape Escape 2 in 53:30 by Squid
Half-Life "WON, Hard" in 32:58 by Tryedz
Half-Life 2 "New Engine" in 1:22:57 by chili_n_such
Majora's Mask "Any%" in 1:25:34 by fniure
Mega Man "All Stages" in 18:55 by Coolkid
Mega Man 2 "Any% (Difficult)" in 26:55 by ellonija
Mega Man 5 "Any%" in 33:40 by becored
Mirror's Edge "Any%" in 29:54 by MrWalrus
Ocarina of Time "Any%" in 17:45 by skater
Ocarina of Time "100%" in 4:19:34 by zfg
Pokémon Red/Blue "Glitchless" in 1:49 by Exarion
Pokémon Yellow "Glitchless" in 1:54 by Gunnermaniac
Portal "No OoB" in 11:25 by BiiWiX
Quake "Any% (Easy)" in 12:25 by Elgu
Super Castlevania 4 in 31:55 by FuriousPaul
Super Meat Boy "106%" in 1:17:48 by Hamb
Super Meat Boy "Any%" in 17:43 by vorpal
Super Mario 64 "120 Star" in 1:40:44 by puncayshun
Super Mario Bros. "Any%" in 4:57.627 by darbian
Super Mario Bros. 2 "Any%" in 8:30 by IluvMario
Super Mario Bros. 3 "100%" in 1:10:56 by IluvMario
Super Mario Bros. 3 "Warpless" in 51:27 by Cujo
Super Mario Land 2 "Glitchless" in 26:34 by Oh_DeeR
Super Mario Sunshine "Any%" in 1:16:49 by bounceyboy
Super Mario World "11 Exit" in 9:47 by GreenDeathFlavor
Super Mario World "96 Exit" in 1:23:24 by Akisto
Super Monkey Ball "Master" in 15:19 by callumbal
The Legend of Zelda "Any% No Up+A" in 28:50 by lackattack
Yoshi's Island "100%" in 2:31:36 by Trix
Yoshi's Island "Any%" in 2:44 by mt76907
If you think that a run is missing or that a listed run should be removed, speak up now before the official poll begins.
>A Link to the Past "No Major Glitches" in 1:23:42 by Xelna
>Majora's Mask "Any%" in 1:25:34 by fniure
>Mega Man "All Stages" in 18:55 by Coolkid
>Mega Man 2 "Any% (Difficult)" in 26:55 by ellonija
>Mega Man 5 "Any%" in 33:40 by becored
>Mirror's Edge "Any%" in 29:54 by MrWalrus
>Ocarina of Time "Any%" in 17:45 by skater
>Ocarina of Time "100%" in 4:19:34 by zfg
>Pokémon Red/Blue "Glitchless" in 1:49 by Exarion
>Pokémon Yellow "Glitchless" in 1:54 by Gunnermaniac
>Super Castlevania 4 in 31:55 by FuriousPaul
>Super Meat Boy "106%" in 1:17:48 by Hamb
>Super Meat Boy "Any%" in 17:43 by vorpal
>Super Mario 64 "120 Star" in 1:40:44 by puncayshun
>Super Mario Bros. "Any%" in 4:57.627 by darbian
>Super Mario Bros. 2 "Any%" in 8:30 by IluvMario
>Super Mario Bros. 3 "100%" in 1:10:56 by IluvMario
>Super Mario Bros. 3 "Warpless" in 51:27 by Cujo
>Super Mario Land 2 "Glitchless" in 26:34 by Oh_DeeR
>Super Mario Sunshine "Any%" in 1:16:49 by bounceyboy
>Super Mario World "11 Exit" in 9:47 by GreenDeathFlavor
>Super Mario World "96 Exit" in 1:23:24 by Akisto
>Super Monkey Ball "Master" in 15:19 by callumbal
>The Legend of Zelda "Any% No Up+A" in 28:50 by lackattack
>Yoshi's Island "100%" in 2:31:36 by Trix
>Yoshi's Island "Any%" in 2:44 by mt76907
Nintendrones get out.
fw I shitpost all i like and people attribute it to headcrab and adam
>battleblock theater making a return
Can't Wait to Laugh So Hard! PJ Is so Funny!!
Last year I asked if I should add the revolutionary new Mega Man ACE run or the grindmonkey run that copied strats and did it 2 seconds faster and almost everybody said the faster one...
I think we can all agree that speedruns are a form of art. In the visual sense there is the video itself -- what you see when you watch a speedrun -- while in the abstract sense there is the actual button inputs -- what a speedrun literally is, and what you don't see when you watch one. Maybe I'm wrong but these seem like 2 different things to me, and people could be able to look at them separately, as 2 sides of the same coin.
It's been said that one doesn't understand art; one interprets it. I think that's true, and it makes me wonder: is it fair to think of a speedrun as an interpretation of a work of art, which would be the game that the speedrun is, well, speedrunning?
For me, this idea makes sense. Especially thinking about it in the abstract -- how certain button inputs on specific frames and locations within the game world interact with the core mechanics and overall engine of the game, to produce something entertaining to watch. I don't think I can imagine a more literal interpretation of a video game than that.
But how can this be? How can something that is an interpretation of another work of art, be itself, art? Yet from my perspective, that seems to be the case with regards to speedrunning and video games. Has this sort of thing ever happened before with other art forms? Has it ever even been possible in history, until now? Keeping in mind the idea that video games could be considered a relatively modern form of art. And speedrunning, even more modern than that. Maybe it makes sense that such new and modern art forms would have built-in the capacity of defying traditional rules of what art can be, and how it can be interpreted.
have not really been here all year
what were the speedmems of 2015?
I like PJ and everything but this run is too much, i mean they do interesting stuff but it's really over doing it now. I'm guessing they have guests lined up on skype to say wacky things like last time
little late on the reporting there bud
all it comes down to is them ready to be rid of cyber asap and pvt being caught up in it due to being the one who brought cyber
so either no cyber on couch or cyber being as ebin as possible for the memes for dmc3/4
list guy here with some fake stats that may surprise you:
>99% of all speedrun streams ask for donations
>Finland is the purest speedcountry
>Metroid series speedrunners are most degenerate
>the average amount donated is $1
>over 2/3 webcam streams have too much headroom
>80% of all speedrunning streams have anime behind or near splits
>speedsters with greater variety in their speedfolio have faster times
>20% of all speedrunners with facecam list their snapchat in bio
I'll work more on Purity Control another time and post about it when the live list isn't completely barren.
Somebody just posted this to /co/.
Please explain what I missed; I was not here for whatever this picture is talking about.
he's gone inept as expected and doin nothin
couldnt go in there anyway only hang around hotel
no onsite registering this year and high security
y_ simply y_
>/v/ermin trying to pose as elsewhere
just go back and stay out ya shitter
let me know if anybody's missing
what time does AGDQ start, in PST?
the site dosen't convert for me, it just shows blank times for the start times. I don't know why they make it such a fucking hassle when they can easily just say "X PST/EST"
they only go whenever their leader duke_bitchwater organizes a degenerate marathon to get donted money for his friends' (and morbidly obese girlfriend's) free vacations, irregardless of whether they're actually running something or not.