Damn. What'd he mean by this?
>>377966374
Mario has a big penis
>>377966374
yeah.....
>>377966374
He means that Mario has a big, greasy Italian cock that he dicks Peach with on a daily basis.
How did $48 become the new $60?
Games always were like 60 bucks, dude.
Dunno where you got that oddly specific 48 bucks.
>>377966375
Every retailer does 20% off for new games these days.
>>377966375
Reading comprehension
These two block your path and challenge you to a game of Gwent, what do you do?
>>377966210
ask them to a round of hearthstone
Gwent is a very low-skill game that has been effectively solved. Since we are both approaching perfect play, effectively the only determining factor is luck of draw. What about if we just stopped pretending and played dice poker instead?
what the fuck is wrong with his face
Leave Hearthstone to me.
>>377966163
cringe
What the fuck is that Geralt
>>377966163
negros, in medival poland
Is Black Desert Online worth it?
nope
No. Come on man, its an MMO. They're NEVER worth it. I even got a 7 day free guest pass thing from a friend. Tried it out, got bored after the first day or two. I didn't even last the fucking week. Sure, it's pretty as hell and the girls are cute but the gameplay is pretty garbage and at the end of the day all MMOs are very similar to each other.
If you must play an MMO, play a free one instead
>>377966689
>>377966712
Unfortunate.
You /pol/fags can rest easy, the enemy cult is based on Scientology, and your character is hetero.
From the leaks a week ago:
>We saw candids and profiles of many of the characters in the game: A female mechanic (who I strongly suspect is a love interest, or someone giving you missions) who helps you. An old burnt-out hippie character. Various and sundry small-town folks. And the second-in-command bad guy, who was basically being portrayed as Tom Cruise -- an A-list celebrity who became a ranking member of the high council. There were also some oblique references to this religion sharing some commonalities with Scientology, and I wonder if those will make the cut. The only thing about the Tom Cruise cypher that didn't seem to make a hell of a lot of sense is that he was supposed to have garnered his fame, at least in partial, from working in pornography. If anything's gonna change, I'd hope it's this element, because I'm not sure small-town America's all that ready for porno-Tom-Cruise-turned-religious-nutjob-murderer.
>>377965454
>A game where you BTFO Scientology
Dear god. please let this be true.
>>377966567
your only mad cause Scientology attracts rich liberals, /pol/
>>377966946
im only mad because scientology does human trafficking through the sea organization, almost slavery, it also works as David Miscavige's personal account.
threads should be put on a 2 minute timer before appearing in the catalog. assign jannies to skim through the queue and stop any egregiously off topic garbage like porn or obvious /pol/ bait before it even gets to show up. also lets you quickly eradicate any twitter or eceleb garbage.
No one is going to read through these.
Will never happen. Have you ever considered that 4chan is a place to shitpost?
>>377965427
Have you ever considered that it isn't, regardless of what the new users from the last couple of years may think?
Hey right now starpoint gemini 2 is free on steam.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/236150/Starpoint_Gemini_2/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/371060/Starpoint_Gemini_2_Origins/
gayyyyyy
What's the catch?
>>377965631
no catch
>Open chest
>Get item
>Check chest
>"It's empty" message appears
>Now have to check every chest twice now to make sure they're really empty
>>377965127
What?
>check the chest again
>get a chest pun
>check another empty chest
>get a different chest pun
>have to check every chest in the game to see all the puns
>>377965127
>Try to open chest
>It flirts with you
>Moans as you answers its questions correctly
>blizzshills will defend this
>>377964928
wait a minute...
>>377964928
I forgot TF2 invented that dance.
Mayor, we must urgently respond to thecity builder thread!
I'm trying to learn simcity 4, and I've got a decent city built (~45k sims). It's built well enough that my sims are demanding more everything. The issue is that none of my lots will grow higher, and I'm running out of room to build out.
I know I could start a new city in another tile and use it to absorb the excess demand, but I'm sort of following http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/402446-simcity-4-tutorial-part-1 and he gets baby skyscrapers before starting a second city.
Any tips or fun stories from Simcity 4, anons?
>>377964358
here's a picture of my city
>>377964431
the residential/commercial areas
>>377964645
and the industrial area
nice and filthy
Do you like it, /v/?
It was great.For about 3 hours.
>>377964301
I'll let you know when it comes out on PC
Does anyone have Neir Automata on ps4 and wanna game share? Also accepting any other good ps4 games
>>377963976
kill yourself frogfucker
>>377963976
Sure, post your ID.
>>377963976
Buy your own games fcking loser
What would /v/-pol think of this game if it came out today?
>>377963930
cuck sjw based maga praise kek
Bad. Just like every other game made after the 20th Century.
>>377963930
>non-white kills white man
wtf literal genocide white people are the most oppressed group on earth :(
Name 3 type of games that you're not good at
Mine's the following:
>RTS
>Puzzle
>Stealth
Strategy
Hardcore platforming
Beat-em-ups like Bayonetta or DMC
All of them
>>377963527
Woah, that shitty art can get the fuck out.
Actual Blue-Eyes White Dragon coming through.