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FAR CRY 5'S CULT IS SCIENTOLOGY 2017-05-25 12:49:09 Post No. 377965454
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You /pol/fags can rest easy, the enemy cult is based on Scientology, and your character is hetero.
From the leaks a week ago:
>We saw candids and profiles of many of the characters in the game: A female mechanic (who I strongly suspect is a love interest, or someone giving you missions) who helps you. An old burnt-out hippie character. Various and sundry small-town folks. And the second-in-command bad guy, who was basically being portrayed as Tom Cruise -- an A-list celebrity who became a ranking member of the high council. There were also some oblique references to this religion sharing some commonalities with Scientology, and I wonder if those will make the cut. The only thing about the Tom Cruise cypher that didn't seem to make a hell of a lot of sense is that he was supposed to have garnered his fame, at least in partial, from working in pornography. If anything's gonna change, I'd hope it's this element, because I'm not sure small-town America's all that ready for porno-Tom-Cruise-turned-religious-nutjob-murderer.
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>>377965454
>A game where you BTFO Scientology
Dear god. please let this be true.
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>>377966567
your only mad cause Scientology attracts rich liberals, /pol/
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>>377966946
im only mad because scientology does human trafficking through the sea organization, almost slavery, it also works as David Miscavige's personal account.
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>Eucharist on table
>standard southern white Church in the background (from what I've seen Scientologist churches are more modern bland buildings)
>takes place in Montana, Scientology hub is in California
>does Scientology have a concept of sin
idk about this seems leaning toward Christians
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>>377965454
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NeoGAF told me that I'd be murdering Trump supporters! They better not have fucking lied to me!
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>>377965454
>Tom Cruise
YES
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>>377967152
Yeah I'm not buying it. Plus the Scientology angle would actually be interesting and original, and this is ubisoft.
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>>377965454
So is the leader Tom Cruise?
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>>377965454
Wtf I hate Donald Gloxmf now!!!! Fuck Drumpf and fuck ehite people!!!!!!!!!
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>>377967120
>im only mad because scientology does human trafficking through the sea organization, almost slavery, it also works as David Miscavige's personal account.
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>>377965454
I am both relieved and yet more tense than I was before. /pol/ is bad enough, but do we want to go back to 2008 /v/?
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>>377967371
wow kys Co$hill i can't believe you're still here this many years later
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>Pornstar Tom Cruise
i need this
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Just a massive coincidence by Ubisoft, i doubt those Quebecoise are even aware of it.
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>>377965454
>implying there is anything wrong with /pol/
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>>377965454
Don't be so sure, 4chan is basically pro scientology now because it's edgy
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>>377968062
they did it with Watch Dogs 2 so i doubt it's a coincidence
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so not only do i get to kill rednecks but i get to kill Scientologist rednecks this game just keeps selling its self directly to me
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>>377968062
I need the source for that.
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