These two block your path and challenge you to a game of

>>377966210
ask them to a round of hearthstone

Gwent is a very low-skill game that has been effectively solved. Since we are both approaching perfect play, effectively the only determining factor is luck of draw. What about if we just stopped pretending and played dice poker instead?

what the fuck is wrong with his face

>>377967257
They changed it for the stand alone version

>>377966210

play with my shitty deck, lose, and have my best card taken from me, making my shitty deck even shittier

Tell them I'm from Brokilone, put an arrowhead in their brain their eye socket.
Arrogantly state that I'm finishing the work of Braenn, and that any human who enters Duén Canell may never leave alive.
Drayads masterrace.

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>>377967587
Reminder that filthy non-human forests will burn and it's hostile inhabitants sent into silver mines to make way for glorious Nilfgaardian roads and cities.

>>377966210
Decline.

Gwent was fucking awful and it having become its own standalone thing is the most confusing thing I've seen in the industry recently.

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Decoy + Spy till I draw my entire deck

>>377966210
play and win, cause that game was a joke.

Smile and nod.

>>377967923
>gwent
>awful
Probably one of the best minigames to hav3 ever been made you tasteless nigger. Go be retarded somewhere else, preferebly the 4+ Farcry 5 shitflinging threads.

Gun them down

>>377966210
Happily learn a new game because I have no friends.

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>>377968041
>5 blue stripes commandos

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>>377968165
Its mechanics are retardedly simple and essentially boil down to luck of the draw. It's just really boring re-challenging someone until I just so happen to get the right sequence of cards at the start of the game to push the opponent's shit in.

Here's a good card-based minigame.