>tfw soon to be valedictorian
>tfw current favorite game is unironically battlegrounds (tm)
>tfw the salutatorians favorite game is league of legends
>tfw to intelligent for weebshit
>>378011146
TOO RETARDED TO NOT KILL MYSELF
>tfw youre arguably the smartest
Kid in school
>known among peers as the jimmy neutron of our class
>jerks off to animey tiddies. Blows of the last quarter of school.
USAGI YOJIMBO
>>378011347
>tfw aside from playing battlegrounds (tm), my other hobbies are starting shit with people for no reason, shoplifting and getting suspended regularly
This iq is a blessing and a curse
What are some games that are genuinely scary?
New Prey feels like it could've been close but there's too much combat and quick saving is retarded.
>>378010860
SH3 of course. But i assume you already played it.
Why was the protag of new prey in a portal tier test environment to begin with?
Morgan was the vice president of the corporation or something, was it alex trying to keep you out?
Cry of fear. And it's free on steam
Why is no one talking about this? Will it be any good?
the new trailers up
there have been a bunch of threads about it retard
>>378010751
nothing in the catalog for me, ill look again
>>378010664
>:being this late
>:being this new
fuck off?
Which one, /v/?
Neither. Play something good.
>>378010539
fpbp
>playing weebtrash
>>378010490
Vanquish of course.
>Been making Mortal Kombat games for 25 years and counting and basically nothing else
What's the deal with this guy? Doesn't he have any ambition?
Maybe his heart is sooooo cooooooold.
Well you're not wrong.
My real question if he's even human
The GOTY 2017 will released in 3 hours
>>378010140
fuck off with this faux weeb trash
>>378010140
MY BODY IS READY
what do you actually do in this game?
Yordles are the only good thing league has ever produced.
No, it's actually Ahri.
>>378009795
I want to fuck aall theyordles
>>378010098
Anime foxgirl is a classic.
>>378010276
Agreed except for the very best right here.
Have you ever played this, Anon? I'm ten hours in and I wish there was a Silmarillion game made in this format.
>>>/vr/
no one cares grandpa
It was alright. I wish that they had dropped the Knights Family storyline and just fleshed out Gustave's more, since neither one of them feels complete. And I never managed to make it past that one strategy map where you have to hold the line against the Fake Gustave's troops.
The art style, story presentation, and soundtrack were fantastic, though. I wish we had got more games that use that pseudo-history book style of narration.
>>378009595
Yeah, I played it, probably the most approachable SaGa game for people uninitiated with the series, outside the Gameboy games, which have other archaisms associated with them that might turn people away.
It's got a nice blend of politics via Gustaves story and usual RPG save the world from an ancient evil from Wil's Story
Hope your anus is prepard for this part when you finally get to it.
You know something is bullshit when the FAQ for that part of teh game says that even witht eh right strategy you still have to get lucky to actually win.
He teleports around using his own soapstone. Summoning himself.
Let that sink in.
>>378009549
He literally opens a rift in the fabric of time itself so his future self can summon his past self and merge with him in the present undoing a giant paradox just so he can sneak attack you
this guy is fucking metal
>>378009219
Solo'd him, he doesn't teleport
Darksouls is a hard ga.....
>>378009152
...y dick, the kind of dick I like.
>>378009270
faggot
>>378009407
dont ever reply to my post or talk to me ever like that again motherfucker, i'll fucking kill you
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Were the running, screaming, suicide bomber robots in NieR automata a nod to serious sam? I mean, they had to be.
Was it autism?
No.
>>378008697
Story of that pic of yours m8?
>>378008986
Do you really care? Is your life so shallow that a photo of a broken disk without any context is enough to spark your interest?
>I'm not playing. I'm helping.
>>378008620
I bet she thinks she is hot shit, don't ya?
My cock is soooooo fucking hard
>>378008620
I want to fuck her
Why is she so annoying cunt? 12 hours in and she just keeps getting worse.
Touka best girl
>>378010034
That's not Nosuri, Anon.
Anyone played this yet? It looks absolutely amazing, but it is early access and I have been burned one too many times. Should I wait?
>>378008184
please ban early access threads
>>378008184
It's super boring and repetitive
>>378008184
I'll wait for release to be honest
Looks fun though, I will get it when it's done