How much of a shit storm would this cause on /v/?
>>378549301
>Press Options Button
lol
btw it's less likely to happen than a pc port of bloodborne
>>378549301
Imagine how fucking mad /v/ would be if they announced bb2 on pc
>>378549506
Never ever, peecuck
What does /v/ sit in while gaming?
I'm getting a new chair soon and I'm sick of piston desk chairs with wheels that just get wobbly over time.
My bed.
>>378549074
nigger dick
>>378549148
You play on your pc from bed?
Get Rekt Xbox
Just you wait. Scorpio will literally change everything.
>>378548958
I'm excited for all these RPG's the Switch is getting.
i-it's n-not fair my xbros, w-what shall we do to compete?!?
I want to get into fighting games but i dont want to spend a lot of money on an arcade controller, so is this one worth it?
pad is absolutely fine and there have been numerous tournament winners using it, it's almost 100% preference
Evo 2014 was won by someone using a PS1 controller
>>378550192
>>378548756
kinda forgot to answer, yes that's probably the best arcade pad on the market
>>378548756
>That d-pad
And into the fucking trash it goes.
>>378550192
Stop making shit up you autismo.
Will you pick up MH5 for the PS4, /v/?
>It won't happen
Oh but it will. I got trustworthy sources confirming it.
I'll give you all a hint:E3
>>378548276
It wont happen.
>>378548276
If it doesn't happen at E3, I'm going to call you a faggot.
>>378548276
My sources say you're full of shit.
So this fucking thing died on me after like 4 years.
I just got the complete edition of Dark Souls 3 and was getting into it too.
Should I get a pro? Or the new slim? I have a 4k t.v. and nothing that utilizes it.
General PS4 discussion thread as well, what are you faggots playing?
This thread is,
FOR THE PLAYERS
At this point, wait till e3 so we know if the ps5 is coming.
>>378548105
How did it break?
>"Help! Help! We're being oppressed! This is literally Christians Are Evil: The Game! We're being thrown to the lions all over again! I bet you're going to play as a trans-muslim-woman-of-color and it will be lauded as SO BRAVE!"
>Protags are a good ol' boy and a Christian preacher shooting up cultists
It just keeps happening.
>"Help! Help! Get Out is anti-white propaganda!"
>Movie is actually making fun of white liberals who obsess over black people.
>"Help! Help! Dear White People is anti-white propaganda!"
>Movie/TV show is actually making fun of "woke" black college students.
>>378547990
**********ATTENTION!**********
Hello fellow user of 4chan's video games board. It looks like you have entered a VIRAL MARKETING thread.
Do not worry we will sort this out right quick!
>Viral Marketing?
Yes, my good anon. This board is under attack by people being paid by Ubisoft to stir shit, create controversy, and shitpost in an attempt to garner free advertising and media coverage. Advertising is, as you surely know, against the rules of this site. It is also generally regarded here as a dirty trick publishers pull when they want easy money without having to make a good game. Here are a few things to keep in mind:
-First appearance of the petition only had a few signatures.
-Before the petition the threads were dying thanks to anons like yourself telling the marketeers to fuck off however Ubisoft took a day off to devise this petition and came back in full force.
-Multiple media outlets reported on this controversy before the petition had any substantial number of signatures.
-Most of the posts are low-quality and have the intent to bait
-In addition the marketeers seem keen on making the discussion about politics on /v/ which is OFF TOPIC
**********1 out of 2**********
>>378548123
**********2 out of 2**********
>Oh golly, anon! Thanks for telling me this but what can I do?
Oh that is very simply my friend! You just have to:
-Report Far Cry 5 threads
-Hide Far Cry 5 threads
-If you really feel the need to post, don't. But if you do use sage in the options field.
-Remember anyone talking about SJWs, /pol/, politics, the petition is a UBISOFT MARKETEER
-Anyone not calling out the thread and other posters as marketing is either a newfag who doesn't remember the marketing campaigns of years past or is a marketeer themselves. ASSUME THEY ARE MARKETING.
-This should only last until the game releases and this shitstorm blows over. It's sad that a game has to be off-limits for discussion on a video games board until well after release but thats the rub.
-Stay vigilant.
And now I have a message for the viral marketeers:
Stop viral marketing. Advertising is against the rules and politics is off topic on /v/. Go home and be a family man.
******************************
>>378548123
>>378548219
The idea of Ubisoft spamming FarCry 5 thread is not implausible, but...
n
>>378547884
that guys hideous.
Stop posting about this game I'm still sad its only gonna have marth/awakening/fates
>>378547884
Good LORD, that guy is fuck ugly.
Sup /v/. Never played through Call of Pripyat and was wondering what a good mod for a first timer would be. I just want something more of a graphic enhancement and mostly leave game as native as possible. I don't mind some minor changes like additional guns and missions but nothing like huge overhaul.
I played Shadow of Chernobyl using the STALKER Complete mod and really liked it. Should I also use it for CoP?
>>378547838
Also general STALKER thread
>>378547838
best bet is prob stalker complete
>>378547838
>STALKER Complete mod and really liked it
I don't hate you. I feel extremely sad and sorry for you.
Just how many years have we been telling you poor morons to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM COMPLETE MODS? I think it's been roughly a decade now.
Complete mods are huge overhaul mods, that make the games casual-tier easy. On top of that, they are nowadays totally obsolete, and tend to introduce NEW PROBLEMS, including literal gamebreaking bug in CS that'll stop you from finishing the game.
Like said many times in the past years: Start with PATCHED VANILLA. That's all you need. If you think you need some extra fixes and minor facelift for your games, grab the STARTER PACKs.
And do not skip CS. Let people say what they want, it's better STALKER game than CoP.
ITT reasons you are buying a Switch this Summer
For me, Minmin
>>378547630
None, because I'm not (a blind follower).
>>378547630
None, because I've already (got one).
Zelda because I am (a blind follower).
What do Chuchus taste like?
>>378547529
Like chicken?
>>378547529
I always wondered what the blue ones taste like. Probably sour raspberry jelly.
>>378547529
Jell-O
>there's actual people that fell for the VR meme
>there's people who built entire rooms to play leddit-tier VR games that last for 30 minutes
>there's people that still defend this shit when in reality VR won't even be decent till 2020 or later when your current VR headset is outdated
>>378547424
Playstation VR seems fine but I'd never drop the hundreds extra for a PC headset.
>>378547604
PS VR is probably one of the better ones, but there's still barely any games and the ones that do exist are pretty shit and gimmicky.
>>378549007
>PS VR is probably one of the better ones
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/campaigns/2017/e3experience/
Who's ready to go see gamers and nerds reacting to game trailers that'll never live up to the hype once it comes out or outright sucks?
Who's ready to go see a screening of a E3 conference just for the swag and free $10 PSN vouchers?
Who's ready to piss off a ton moviegoers trying to watch another shitty Pirates sequel or that Diary Of A Wimpy Kid reboot nobody asked for and report to the manager to tell us gamers to be fucking quiet?
Tickets go live in 4 minutes.
>>378547392
Theater listing here
https://blog.us.playstation.com/2017/05/29/playstation-e3-experience-2017-live-in-theaters-june-12/
Tickets are live now, you need a gofobo account though
>>378547392
This is your daily reminder that this is a Nintendo board and that the PS4 is a overhyped and overpriced pile of garbage.
>be vietnamese
>in my way to school
>it ain't me starts playing
>>378547146
LMAO WHAT A LIT MEME OP
>Farmers
Except they had just finished fighting the chinese
>>378547573
French as well
>Spend $600 on new glasses to get my vision all nice and perfect.
>Developer adds chromatic aberration to their game
Feels fucking bad man
You don't have eye insurance? I got exams, frames, glasses and a pair of prescription sunglasses for when I go to the beach for $210 total out of pocket.
>>378546682
>>Developer adds chromatic aberration to their game
Config files and turn it off? Which game is this?
Please don't tell me you're a consolecuck.
>>378546871
GTA V's (GTAO) can't be turned off without mods IIRC.