>About to watch lawrence of arabia
>look up runtime
what's his name again?
>>87194762
>watch Lawrence of Arabia
>get to intermission
>pretend I'm back in an old-timey theater, engaging in riveting conversation with my classy, intellectual companions about what we just watched for the length of said intermission
>>87194791
probably Jose or some shit
kino coming through
It was ok. Although Tom could be actually replaced by anyone. If You like him, go on, but don't expect spectacular action as we would expect from XXI century Cruisemovie.
>cruise movie
>bad movie
pick one and only one
>>87194951
extacly. He is Midas of Hallowood. Everything he touch turns into gold. Even "Mummy" scored more than it was expected after such bad reviews.
ALSO, what people often forget
Tom Cruise is king of home boxoffice, his movies are top-selling DVD/BluRay/Steaming league.
Wat does /tv/ think of Nocturnal Animals?
I actually think it could be /our movie/.
Best film of last year
Excellent film, beautifully directed and acted. I hate the word usually, but some Lynchian terror.
The girl had autism
She can't take 1 day of her life and watch Pokemon for fun
No has to be a bitch about everything
what is being implied here exactly?
He will allow underage drinking if you don't ask for change.
>>87194787
so...... bribery?
sneed
Is this the most embarrassing Hollywood movie of all time?
>McGeeeeeee
Nah, probably Movie 43 or Jack and Jill
2 words HELLA EPIC
>sherlock holmes has received countless modern-day adaptations, including retarded american hollywood adaptations
>agatha christie works like miss marple and hercule poirot get a bit of BBC treatment and nothing else, even though she was a far superior mystery author
Really chogs the nog.
>far superior
yeah all that racist jingoism is such a better read
It's simple, Holmes can be sold as a "sexy" character, Poirot and Marple not so much.
Is this prankino?
>>87194647
Yepperoonies :3
>>87194647
The only prankino
>>87194647
>Joker vs Joker challenge!
>Ok Sal, what I'm gonna need you to do is get in your knees, unzip Murr's pants and just start jerking him off
>(Murr twitches his neck)
>(Sal covers his eyes and tries not to laugh)
>Do it or you lose!
>(commercial break)
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence
>>87194610
Stranger than Fiction
Nothing more depressing for someone in position than watching a dude solving all his life's problems just by getting a gf
>>87194793
in your position*
damn
>your user base is primarily millennials
>pay Jerry Seinfeld 100 million dollars for a stand-up special
Lol is Netflix trying to go bankrupt?
What's the deal with streaming
Do you not know how popular Seinfeld is with millennialist?
>>87194553
i saw seinfeld a couple of weeks ago, his new material is actually really good. i think netflix is trying to reclaim some credit after a couple of duds with guys who are normally pretty solid.
Dude, Jewish People...the Show
>>87194545
>he lets his 4chan meme racism affect what he watches in the real world and misses out on pure kino
LARRY YA FOUR EYED FUCK
Pretty, pretty, pretty good!
>Miller: One, Furiosa needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a robotic arm. Two, whenever Furiosa's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Furiosa"?
Brava Miller
Brava
>any well written female character angers me
literally have sex OP
its funny because its true
sneed
>Take one of the most iconic movie scenes ever.
>Ruin it with retarded lore.
>>87194505
>>Take one of the most iconic movie scenes ever.
>having shit and retarded opinions
What the fuck was Aunt Jackie's problem?
autism
lesbian. they cover that in later seasons.
>>87194615
>later seasons
We do not speak of that sacrilege.
ITT: Fictional characters you can beat up