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No way of really knowing given how fucktarded people are today but I'm hoping that it crashes and burns because of the fuck awful casting. Now, I LOVE The Fifth Element and have been dying for Luc Besson to make another Sci-fi movie but, REALLY?!?, he goes from Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich to a scrawny, pug ugly slimy little skanky dyke like Cara Delevingne, who makes my fucking skin crawl, and Dane DeHaan who's an massively effeminate emo beta twink homo maximus.

Seriously, why the fuck did he cast these two zero charisma non-entity scumbags in a 220 MILLION FUCKING DOLLAR Sci-fi movie and then top it off with Rhianna, who's only famous for getting her dumb fucking face beat in by her lowlife boyfriend who she then later took back, and who last co-starred in Battleship which was trash that proved the stupid cunt couldn't act as anything other than a punching bag?!?

Visually the movie looks like everything I wanted from another Besson Sci-fi flick but these two asswipes he cast ensure that I wont be seeing it at the theater nor buying it on Blu-ray. Or did that French pedophile fuckstick think that by hiring these two fuckfaces that this shit was going to appeal to metrosexual identity politic obsessed SJW cocksuckers?!?

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:50:37 Post No.81959403
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>>81958958
Did they just use albino Navi?
Looks good, it shouldn't bomb but why did he use the theme girl+boy+romance+ saves the world. It's overused and old and tired.

Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:52:54 Post No.81959450
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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:52:54 Post No.81959450 [Report]

Ir does have Rutger Hauer, which is a plus.

Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:53:19 Post No.81959463
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>>81958958
"i hate a movie before it's out"

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2017-04-23 05:27:50 Post No.81958750
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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:27:50 Post No. 81958750 [Report] [View this topic]

>PISHE-KAKA!

was Goose a jew in this movie?

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Uridon 2017-04-23 06:24:18 Post No.81960465
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Uridon 2017-04-23 06:24:18 Post No.81960465 [Report]

>>81958750
no but the screenwriter is

Anonymous 2017-04-23 06:25:29 Post No.81960512
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Anonymous 2017-04-23 06:25:29 Post No.81960512 [Report]

>man had to work hard to achieve success
>girl just sort of fucked around for a while and achieved success randomly
Honest cinema

Anonymous 2017-04-23 06:26:17 Post No.81960543
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>>81958750
Bu Goose is actually a jew

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:24:09 Post No. 81958648 [Report] [View this topic]

what's going on here?

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:24:58 Post No.81958669
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>>81958648
looks like he's dropping wheat grain from the sky

Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:27:01 Post No.81958730
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>>81958648
terraforming the planet to appease the xenowheat farmers you fucking idiot

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david is punishing a whole planet of engineers for their hubris using their own bioweapons

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:20:20 Post No. 81958536 [Report] [View this topic]

What did Bill Nye the Science Goy mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:21:22 Post No.81958562
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>>81958536
>goy

Found the redditor!

Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:22:28 Post No.81958594
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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:22:28 Post No.81958594 [Report]

Probably something along the lines of conversion therapy is bunk, which it is

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>>81958562
This Reddit infiltration trying to say 4chan memes and 4chan mannerisms are Reddit are beginning to PISS ME OFF! kill yourself redditor

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Awkwafina 2017-04-23 05:18:34 Post No.81958471
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Awkwafina Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:18:34 Post No. 81958471 [Report] [View this topic]

>we need an Asian female actress that seemingly and inexplicably acts like she thinks she's Black

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:19:28 Post No.81958504
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>>81958471
>we need an Asian female actress

stop right there, no you don't

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:20:09 Post No.81958529 [Report]

>you'll never eat her ass
why live

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>>81958471
>we need an Asian female actress that seemingly and inexplicably acts like she thinks she's Black

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:18:14 Post No. 81958459 [Report] [View this topic]

What does /tv/ think of Top Gear?

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Anonymous 2017-04-23 05:29:15 Post No.81958794
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Very comfy show, especially the "build an x" challenges. My favourites were the amphibious vehicle ones.

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>it's a Clarkson wears the same shoes and jeans for an entire season season

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>>81958794
this.
building shit and the cross country in a shitty vehicle were the best.
I usually skipped over reviews and news.

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GODZILLA Anonymous 2017-04-26 02:30:57 Post No. 82072561 [Report] [View this topic]

I've been binging Godzilla films the past few days. Who else here Godzillas?
What's your favourite era?
What's your favourite entry?
Who's your favourite monster?
How many more alien races think they can conquer the Earth by mind controlling giant monsters even when the last several alien races failed with that exact same plan?

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Anonymous 2017-04-26 02:37:58 Post No.82072741
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I haven't seen a ton of the movies but my favorites are vs Mothra and 2000.
It's hard to compete with big G himself, but I do love Megalon because he was my favorite character in the gamecube game. I also have a soft spot for ~~Emmerich's Zilla, not the movie but the monster~~ because I had a bunch of cool-ass toys of him as a kid. I still have a gigantic full-body puppet of him that I use to scare the shit out of my dog.

I'm pretty disappointed that the new movies aren't going the goofy insane sci-fi schlock route with aliens and mole people.