>In your opinion /tv/ what are the KEY ingredients of making a great (not good) but great movie?
Thank You ***
blood
babes
bullets
bombs
and blades
>>82059184
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.
I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery
>>82059184
Love
What's her fucking problem?
>>82059063
She's a hair-trigger renegade in a world she never made.
>>82059063
Autism
>>82059121
>hurr durr look at me im on 4chan and everything is lel so funny autism
I hate the misuse of autism that this place has created
Anyone else looking forward to this?
how long do hulu shows typically take to hit torrents?
>>82059049
I'm worried it's just going to be anti-Trump hysteria.
>>82059049
Fuck off, nigger.
I remember while watching Fear Factor that this guy was a lame faggy dickhead who made cheesy stupid jokes which me and my brother used to make fun of.
Why is he so popular now?
>>82058926
Fuck Joe Rogan , Fuck that pseudo intellectual bald Manlet fag got. I beat him up daily on ufc2 to the pulp , take a picture of it and jackoff to it
>>82058926
>faggy
>>>/pol/
(((Rogan)))
what the F*CK was his problem?
He wanted to fuck Marge. Seemed pretty simple to me.
He wanted to fuck Marge. Seemed pretty simple to me.
He wanted to fuck Marge. Seemed pretty simple to me.
Post the essential 1980s/1990s Asian Action Movies.
Shiri
Full Contact
Pom Pom and Hot Hot
Hakaider
Riki-Oh: Story of Ricky
Iceman Cometh
Righting Wrongs AKA Above the Law
literally anything chow yun fat and jackie chan
>>82058509
>"Asian"
>all hong kong shit
>hong kong was controlled by the british in this time period
This thread is actually, provably racist.
big brother America is kino
Nice bulge
>>82058459
i'd suck her scrotum no homo
BRAAAP
I'm just trying to get my club out of guns
But in reality i'm just going to kill everyone including myself
>>82058401
jackie boy
what we do is pit brown against black
JAYSUS CHRIST JACKIE BOY
AAAAAYYYY MANOOOOOOO
Why did we get that piece of shit Pacific Rim? Of all the available source material for mechs, and we get the most weeb-polluted one. Fucking shit acting, shit story, shit robots, shit monsters.
You want to see fighting robots? Let's see some fucking armored core.
Weebs get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdEMl-o2Ak
All out warfare, ace pilots, mass destruction. 3 minutes of a ps2 game gets my dick harder than anything that came out that shitfest pacific rim.
because Del toro is a washed up hack. when was the last time this guy made anything good? Pans Labyrinth?
>>82058367
>shit robots
>posts angular weeb mechs
>from a jap game
>weebs out
>2 replies
>2 posters
kys you samefagging weeb
I think it would be funny if in the new Indiana jones movie he sayed 'I belong in a museum'!
Discuss.
that would actually be really funny
>>82058244
Thanks
>>82058216
sure why the hell not
This wasn't THAT bad. Some stupid nonsensical plot points and not being the smartest film ever made but still watchable.
>>82058116
>sure it was stupid and I didn't like it and there wasn't anything good about it, but it didn't make me leave the theater so shut up
>>82058348
>implying i paid money to watch this
good one anon
>>82058116
I only saw half of it but it was kinda ok i guess
What are some kinos about killing communists?
Terminate your life immediately
>>82058070
army dog
Everything from the 80s, only some of it is kino and ironically at that.
Where were you when Biloxi Blues?
>>82058010
Watched this as a kid because I was really into WW2 films and this sort of seemed like one
It was boring as fuck
Reminder that Matthew Broderick killed a family
>>82058010
shitty movie. worked as a play, but not enough action for the big screen.
>What the fuck is this /tv/?
My dad told me that my other dad used to watch movies recorded on these!!
bill nye
I'm 25 and unironically had to be shown how to burn a CD today because I never had before. By the time I had my own vehicle I was just using a flash drive for music
>>82057828
B A S F
A
S
F
Good fight scenes.
Yes, it's perfect
>>82057678
It's a fun action movie with some cool fight choreography. There is nothing more to really say about it.
Fun flick. Good movie. Good time.