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are you afraid of the dark currently playing

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tales from the crypt next

if horror is comfy it's not doing a good job being horror

casino royalle was kino
quantem of solace was boring
skyfall most overrated
spectre was fucking generic garbage

For some reason, I think a nigger Bond is less offensive than a blonde Bond. Probably because the UK has been culturally enriched. Might as well represent the shitskin majority.

>>83021168
desu idris elba would make a top bond

I've always wondered, isn't there a point where money just doesn't mean anything? Like what the fuck are you going to do with 80 billion? Isn't there a point where he thinks "maybe I shouldn't take such a big fucking cut"? I mean there are people working for amazon at minimum wage, barely getting by from day to day.

>>83021192

That's the feeling of being a Rothschild, money means nothing to you because you are the main loaner of the world

>>83021192
Imagine if Amazon started paying their minimum wage monkeys $60k+ salaries. Would it change anything else?

predator 2 for la

>>83020915
Go to LA.
I don't know your taste, watch Heat or something.
Big Trouble in Little China.

>NY
rumble in the bronx
>LA
rush hour

>wanting this boards shit opinion on anything

don't take my opinion seriously either because I post on /tv/

>>83020902
It sounds pretty retarded desu

>>83020902
I'm black, and I found it insulting to my intellegance.

Bad writing.

>>83020878
not in the way classics like cleopatra were shot, with thousands of extras and costume and set design.

you can thank lotr for killing the genre by making audience expectation too high and also forcing everyone to use cgi for anything.


the epic is about showing the hero's journey, but modern society has deemed those themes to be too sexist and racist and patriarchal, so instead you get corporate sludge, racial quotas, and gay sex, because remember love is PURELY about physical sex and nothing else, romance is sexist after all and reinforces negative stereotypes, women want to be heroes too anon!

>>83020878
If you didn't see the great wall in theaters you are part of the problem

>>83020878
don't lose hope anon it only takes one good director to do it well and it will come back. he isn't 100% but ridley scott around alien all in camera, a director with that passion could do it

essential reddit core

Every great film they've put out is completely negated by that Franco brothers Room movie. I hope A24 closes and every single person involved with that circlejerk never works again.

they dont have ONE movie that is below average

>>83020707
How long did it take you to make this? More importantly, why?

Still laughed, though. Good job anon.

>>83020824
Like 5 minutes in PS.

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>>83020707
there's already a better one.

no, they smell bad and feel icky

>episode ends with the same fucking cliffhanger as the previous one

Fuck you, Fuller

the timeline was all fucked in this, did shadow meet czernobog before or after this?

>me behind Arnold

Arnie or Stallone
That Jersey fuck is completely full of himself

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Bruce is my favourite. I like the fact that he plays everyday guys like John McClane who get into sticky situations. Makes it feel more real than big bodybuilders going up against entire armies.

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>>83020075
yes, but steve fassbender is better

>>83020075
that's Denzel Washington though?

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>>83020075
An anchor from my local station interviewed him and called him morpheus on air

These movies suck.

>>83020151
Who actually watches this shit? I'm 24 but if I think back to when I was a kid even I would've thought these types of movies looked lame as fuck

What are these movies even about? Looks like they would have dome generic sitcom plots that have no business being a movie.

Tell me about Sneed, why does he feed with seed?

>>83020008
Ehh, you don't get to buy feed

I don't get it, is the joke that it used to be Chuck's Feed and Seed and Sneed was too envious to change the name of the store?

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Pretty much any episode from season 5, bar the last couple, but have this one

>>83020178
I have to agree, season 5 was just shit fest. Didnt like it at all.

>>83019902
The last episode of every season of Fargo is the worst of their respective season.

why did you choose to have frank costanzas lawyer wear a cape?