>italian women are filthy whores
>>83159858
So disappointed in Aziz. I was pleasantly surprised to see that his standup wasn't "SERIOUSLY MY SKIN IS BROWN SERIOUSLY", now he's gone full fag.
DUDE I AM A PART OF THE LEAST SOUGHT AFTER ETHNIC GROUP ROMANTICALLY BUT I STILL FEEL LIKE I AM ENTITLED TO 8/10 WHITE HIPSTER GIRLS
What did Mr. Ansari mean by this?
>>83159858
Need a quick rundown, my dad likes this show but doesn't look great
*glass shatters*
*neck shatters*
>>83159852
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
This is how you do horror
>>83159606
This is now the general horror thread.
A few nights ago I watched The Bay. An anon recommended it as a sort of mediocre but pretty fun film with some nice ass. That's pretty much exactly what it is, despite being predictable and sort of a propaganda piece about
>muh environment muh water muh chicken farms muh radiation muh antibiotics
It was surprisingly not too obnoxious about it and a pretty good watch. I even got a little spooked from time to time in a disgust spook kind of way.
Also isn't OP's horror just an obnoxious virtue signalling bitch becoming an obnoxious Manson family tier edgelord for more (You)s and feelz?
>>83159606
Ravenous was better
It's really not horror, just somewhat transgressive.
>>83159930
No, that's retarded. Her parents kept meat away from her because they knew she would begin crave it in a supernatural way. She couldn't control her cravings
Watched Coherence the other day after reading about it here. GREAT movie, thanks for bringing it up here. I haven't seen any of the others (besides Office Space obviously)
What am I watching tonight /tv/ ?
Logan was actually pretty good
Trainspotting then T2 Trainspotting
>>83159575
u goin to jail
Pros
- Xenomorphs look great
- Score was fantastic
- Cinematography was also fantastic
- Michael Fassbender's acting
Cons
- Rip off Ripley character
- The plot itself (if you missed any of the promotional tie-in clips then you would have been VERY confused with the opening)
- Not really "scary" or "thrilling" at all
VERDICT = 2/5
But enough about what I think, what does the rest of /tv/ think?
>>83159512
the original was perfect and was the only good movie of the series
nothing else had even been above a 5/10, aliens was fucking trash
ridley is a hack who cant do anything besides point a camera and the original was only good because the script wasnt written by him and because he got all the hr giger leftovers from dune
The xenomorphs jobbing to construction equipment was ridiculous.
>>83159605
I agree the original is the best out of all of them. But then the second best one for me would actually be Prometheus.
Why does he keep going? It can't be for the money.
>>83159447
Tony.
Because he's insane.
All the shit in his movies is him working out the shit thats in his own head.
He is equal parts Weyland and David
Like weyland, he fears death, and he seeks immortality, hoping that he may be remembered forever through his work at least
Like david, he desires to create perfection, and he's probably also a closeted faggot
>>83160439
sounds like a proper artist desu.
there will be spoilers in this thread, you are warned.
>>83159408
First for BB
Second for BB
I am giving up watching movies and tv and want to watch one more film that will inspire me to better myself. What film ?
Ikiru
>>83159517
looks like a good candidate but i dont think i want to watch it for some reason
>>83159691
Forks Over Knives
JUST
grant isn't the problem, the completely fucking incompetent writing is
>>83159199
RUN
BARRY
What happened to her?
She was my first waifu
>>83159113
Scags is such a fox.
Wish she gained more footing in hollywood.
I loved her in Warehouse 13.
>>83159113
She's still an actress I think, and definitely still hot.
So wait is this actually an Iron-Man movie?
Worst poster Marvel has ever made.
>>83159279
That's saying something.
Every poster is terrible.
>>83159279
I hope it's not real.
What does /tv/ think of Kate Winslet?
Dead meme
I like that she shows her tits in every movie she's in
mommy
what are the most underrated episodes of seinfeld in your opinion? best episodes overall?
Underated the Andria Dora, Pony Remark
Overrated Puerto Rican Day Parade
best epi is the opposite
Is it me or this movie would be way better without the sex scenes? Or at least keeping them to a few seconds
The sex scenes are the only part i watched. So i'd say no.
>t. Lea Seydouxon
Kechiche has problems with women's corporality and sexuality (long tortures in black venus)
Blue is the gayest color.
Overrated trash or kino?
>>83158451
i liked it. just the way he describes famous events in such basic boring terms is intriguing
kino
pureit's alright