Haven't seen this yet, what am I in for?
>>83343186
Military Mutt was better 2bh
>>83343212
How about Canine Corporal?
>>83343186
a triumph of filmmaking.
What was his fucking major malfunction?
>>83343157
Retarded. Probably had a Sonic OC.
Nothing. That is the sane response to boot. Everyone else was too brainwashed to think for themselves.
>>83343281
This. If he was conscripted, then killing the old piece of shit was the absolutely proper response.
Question for 90s kids and early 2000s kids. Which incarnation of Sabrina was cuter and more preferable as a gf?
>>83343031
MJH was prime for me as a growing male.
Got suspended from school because I told some kids in school about a site that had nude fakes of her back in like 2002... they printed off fingering fakes and posted it like 1000 times around the entire school... I got the blame.
left
>>83343031
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
How did you interpret this scene?
>>83342608
The hotel was actually hell
>You have always been the caretaker
>>83342608
>There I am. At that very moment, I knew... that I had finally become The Shining
Can you imagine a modern blockbuster pulling something like this?
DH3's pacing and filmmaking are brilliant. McTiernan is severely missed.
It never said that.
>>83342551
I was in an "urban" movie theater for that movie, and during that scene I was laughing pretty hard but the row behind me was very quiet. I looked back and it was all African Americans and it was quite awkward
shooped, real edgy
>5% RT score
Does the contrarian nature of /tv/ dictate that good luck chuck is /our film/?
>>83342523
>dane cook
i remember middle school
>>83342523
More like Good Luck John
>>83342523
No it's shit.
And there's no "our".
Please return to whatever subreddit you crawled out from.
Are you ready for his Trump Kino?
What will it be like?
>>83342491
When is he gonna take on big taco?
>>83342491
It'll probably be about how straight white males are angry they aren't in control anymore and we all must bow to POC COCK
the market is so saturated with anti-drumpf bullshit this will easily be hyped up for a bit, a few shitty facebook tier memes made, and will instantly be forgotten about
Who is your favorite black character from The Simpsons?
>>83342428
That's a big fucking lolipop
Smithers
>>83342428
the dr.
which is the Deathconsciousness of films?
>>83342427
threads
>>83342427
Baywatch
>>83342916
noise
It's ok I'm a scientist bro!
>>83342158
notice how his glasses are shaped like the penis snake?
its like pottery.
>>83342158
This guy was a literal faggot. In every scene he was in he tried to suck Fifield's cock, and then he tried to touch the worm because it looked like a penis. I'm surprised he didn't try to fuck Fifield while they were alone in the temple.
>see a snake-like alien creature poised like a snake ready to attack
>start grinning like a maniac and attempt to pet it
>a lame explanation for that involves a deleted scene where he saw some worms earlier so that means he was already familiar with the snake (?!?)
Someone gets paid millions to write idiotic scenes like that.
I understand that characters in a horror movie need to be dumb to a certain extent in order to get killed off, but do they really need to be THAT dumb?
Is 'Kino' pronounced 'Kee-no" or "Kye-no"?
I've heard people say it's subjective and there really is no official way.
Its "Kee-no."
>>83342113
It's pronounced
Plehb feel-ter
>>83342166
What did he mean by this?
start watching baywatch
PISS
>>83342047
You'll always live in Vin Diesel's shadow, Dwayne.
You broke a billion in his franchise but can't even break a hundred thousand in your own.
BIG TOBACCO MOST LOVE DIVERSITY
>>83341986
Energy drinks, liquor, twinkies, and indian accents are also disproportionately in black neighborhoods. I'm starting to see a sinister pattern here.
THEY EVEN CALLED US A "MARKET PRIORITY"
IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE
>implying prime Britney isn't the hottest piece of ass that ever existed, and quite easily at that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAUEGLkNC0
prove me wrong. you cannot.
I'm just here to post the levan polka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7XGSmdrEjk
>>83341902
/shittaste/ general?
>>83341902
she has an ugly face, i literally never thought she was attractive. dont like spics but i though christina agulera was hotter
>h-hey, f-f-faggot...hand o-over those p-p-p-pancakes
>how about some CEREAL palsy instead cunt?
>>83341763
what happened to him? i remember when the show was on, everyone was talking how he was going to become a big movie and tv star
>>83341996
problem is he has a lisp, which gets old fast