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yeah i read cracked too

>>83670725

It's almost like plot devices are only used as plot devices. Fucking weird, huh?

government didn't approve it :^)

Scientology being the true religion

Do you think that chick holding his umbrella services his cock when need be?

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>>83670660
what did be mean by this

>>83670636
Only round thing I see is the fat bitch in the back with the circus tent around her waist.

>>83670834
Man the harpoons

>>83670636
"But I do look good right? Let me take a more seducing pose, how's this? God I love this dress, it's so beautiful! Can you see my cleavage alright? Okay. Make sure that lightning brings out my good side. Yeah? Well can't you just photoshop that? Okay, let's take this picture. Yay, smile!"

>>83670599
Zodiac

>>83670599
The Game

>>83670599
is this 7?

>>83670554
Good thing nobody framed him then

>>83670593
Except it's public record that they did at least once.

>>83670554
True

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Just watched John Wick 2

>>83670929
Not familiar with him.

Frank Dillane as Gambit

>>83670451
I'd rather watch the first two seasons of Andromeda over that Mormon trash any day

>>83670491
>Mormon

>>83670491
He's actually not wrong
>"Glen A. Larson, the creator and executive producer of Battlestar Galactica, claimed he had conceived of the Battlestar Galactica premise, which he called Adam's Ark, during the late 1960s. As James E. Ford detailed in “Battlestar Galactica and Mormon Theology,” a paper read at the Joint Conference of the American Culture and Popular Culture Associations on 17 April 1980 (and published as “Theology in Prime Time Science Fiction: Battlestar Galactica and Mormon Doctrine,” Journal of Popular Culture #17 [1983]: 83-87), the series incorporated many themes from Mormon theology, such as marriage for "time and eternity", a "council of twelve," and a planet called Kobol, as Larson was a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."

>perfume vs convenience store

brilliant

>people liking this post were in diapers when this movie came out.

>>83670246
Peter parker is supposed to be and ugly dork who no one wants to be friends with

You don't use chanel in a movie called Walmart

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Yes

Man of Steel was better.

>>83670189

>save
>remove everything interesting and thought-provoking in the quest for Marvelbux

Sure thing.

No, friends takes the spot for popular 90s sitcom lived by millenials

It's popular among pretentious hipsters.

>>83670053
You and your friends are millennials (unless you are older than 35 or younger than 18), go ask them

I'm also a pessimistic asshole but this cunt is not funny.

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>>83670002
He's like Ian Huntley to me.

Stewart Lee isn't funny. He's a bitter angry asshole that has to appeal to millenial post-ironic humour '''''personas'''' for people who don't like 'everyman comedy'. He then mocks those vastly more successful than him and pretends that record breaks are shit and he's more deserving than them.

To make matters worse, he isn't even the best post-modernist. His good mate Chris Morris is. Except Chris Morris has the intellectual and financial stability to turn down the offers he gets to do things in. 'Stu' would suck a dick if he thought it'd make him money.

>haha he told a 45 min joke about coffee
>Yeah... This isn't funny
>OMG YOU DON'T GET IT. THE JOKE IS HOW COMEDIANS IN NORMIE STAND-UP WILL TELL LONG WINDED ANECDOTES THAT DON'T HAVE ANY PAYOFF OH WHAT A WITTY AND CLEVER MAN GEE NOBODY HAS THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE

Fuck this faggot. Whenever the defence of something is 'you just don't get it' or 'you're not smart enough to understand', you know it's real dogshit. But why am I surprised? /tv/ defends capeshit.

>>83669871
OMG MY SHOW IS RATED 0.1 LESS THEN ANOTHER SHOW WTF

kys

but 13 reasons why is about real human drama, not silly game of thrones nonsense. they couldn't even bother to spell carnoval correctly

>>83669890

except the first one is absolute shite

>>83669808
i feel bad for russell crow he's the only good actor in that picture

>>83669859
Javier Bardem can act circles around Russell Crowe, overrated tubby piece of shit.

When did Johnny Depp get into this?

did Karate? probably.

>>83669747
fucked without protection? yeah

>>83669747
Porn parody posting in 5..4..3..

Wrong kike

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>>83669741
what you say

>>83669741
i sure do like looking at kikettes