>implied to be an ancient cosmic horror that we may never fully understood
>turns out they were just some nutty robot's science experiment
Go fuck your self, Ridley.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Ridley Scott the hack?
It was never implied to be an ancient cosmic horror. The comics went into its origins long ago as an alien experiment
>>83955656
Nice headcanon retard
Manlets Edition
>https://pastebin.com/dQ4VEADX
Meanwhile>>83950619
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After the Battle of New York, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) creates the Department of Damage Control to clean up after superhuman battles, inadvertly forcing Adrian Toomes (Michael Keaton) and his salvage crew out of business. Toomes and his men then decide not to surrender the Chitauri technology they have already scavenged and use it to steal weapons and supply them to criminal enterprises.
Years later, after the Battle of Leipzig, Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is eager to join the Avengers, but is told by Stark that he's not yet ready. Peter is then forced to return to his old life as a student of Midtown Science and Technology School alongside his friends Ned (Jacob Batalon) and Michelle (Zendaya), his rival Flash Thompson (Tony Revolori) and his longtime crush Liz Allan (Laura Harrier). They're members of the school's academic declathon team, but Peter has recently quit to focus on his "internship" at Stark Industries, a cover for his crimefighting activities.
Spider-Man confronts a group of criminals using Chitauri weapons to rob an ATM, but they escape. Ned accidentally finds out his secret identity and mentions at school that Peter knows Spider-Man from Stark Industries. Flash challenges Peter to prove it by bringing Spider-Man to Liz's party later that night. While preparing to do so, Peter spots an explosion and leaves the party to investigate. He finds Toomes' associates Herman Shultz (Bookem Woodbine) and Jackson Brice (Logan Marshall-Green) selling weapons to gangster Aaron Davis and intervenes, but Shultz and Brice escape while Peter is nearly killed by Toomes in an flying exosuit and later rescued by Stark, who urges Peter to forget about the Vulture and focus on his studies.
Peter is determined to stop the Vulture and retrieves a Chitauri weapon that Brice had left behind, removing its power core. A tracking device leads Shultz and Brice to Midtown, but Peter and Ned evade them and Peter plants a spider-tracer on Shultz that leads back to Virginia. Peter then rejoins the declathon team and accompanies them to Nationals in Washington, D.C., to follow his lead on Shultz. Peter and Ned disable Peter's suit's tracker and unlock its secret features, including an A.I. interface. Spider-Man then locates Toomes, Shultz and their tinkerer, Mason (Michael Chernus), intercepting a DDC truck to steal more weapons. Spider-Man confronts the Vulture, but is overpowered and trapped in the truck, missing Nationals and disappointing his friends.
Peter finds out that the Chitauri power core left with Ned is unstable and that his friends are in danger. He manages to escape from DDC's headquarters but is too late to prevent the core from exploding while the team is visiting the Washington Monument, leaving them trapped in a collapsing elevator. Spider-Man manages to climb to the top while evading the police and catch the elevator before it plummets, saving his classmates and proving himself as a hero.
>>83955322
>Herman Shultz (Bookem Woodbine) and Jackson Brice (Logan Marshall-Green)
I fucking knew they'd use Jackson Brice as the Shocker in addition to Shultz.
>>83955767
Has Montana officially become Shocker in the comics yet.
Hey /tv/, are any of the Halloween films any good? Any not worth watching in particular?
>>83955216
I like some John Carpenter, but I don't get Halloween. I thought it's boring as fuck. I've seen a handful of them, and they all seem trash to me.
>>83955216
First one is decent but it's showing its age, The 2nd one is underrated imo, worth a watch
>>83955216
1st 1
Somebody make a chart
oy oy oy
OY VEY
Is it a meme show? I've been watching it lately and I actually enjoy it
turns to shit once fire princess is introduced
Stop caring about /tv/'s opinion.
too random for my liking
?
If this is your OC you need to stop posting on this site forever.
>>83954968
nice blog post
>>83954951
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=178051
whoa
Do we all agree that he's the GOAT?
Top 5, for sure. Behind Joe Rogan and Jeff Dunham.
>>83954906
If God wanted to punish my ass, he'da burnt mah dick!
>>83954947
for sure my man 100%
GADOOOOOOSH
This is why I don't want to see WW. She was absolute shit in all three movies I've seen her in.
And that butt...
>>83954780
>watching the fast & furious franchise
lmao
Kino?
The ending was great.
Surprisingly good little movie, need more tense conspiracy movies out there like this
>>83954587
It was shit. And Moloch a shit too
Who else is hyped for Alex Garland's adaptation of Annihilation? Finished the trilogy recently and it should be kino
I think Mrs. Hershlog will do great in the role of the biologist
"Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives..."
what it about?
>Hiphop music during action scenes
>it aint me during was scenes
>intro before youtube channel
>over 5 seconds and has dubstep
>>83954352
>we want the nigger audience.
>Elon Musk could change the world for the good
>She will stop that from ever happening
Elon Musk is nothing more than a fraud
>>83954339
Lol this dude is just an illuminati puppet kid. He has no influence over any future.
>In a world...
Hey retards, I'm performing a monologue at an audition tomorrow. What am I supposed to say when it's done so they know? "End scene?" Other tips welcome
i remember they made me do a monologue once so i sat on a chair and read from a piece of paper
im the best, fuck i love me
>>83954309
Just screaml allahu akhbar when you done.
Just raise your hands and play John Cena's song
Can someone be ever so kind and send Sofia Boutella a tweet, saying how fantastic she was in the Mummy and how dedicated she is as an actress?
She hasn't posted anything on twitter in 6 days and I am concerned that the negative reception of the Mummy has depressed her.
She's so strangely attractive
>tfw no Egyptian queen gf
>>83954344
>Half Algerian gf
ftfy