/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>83955383
Welcome to Canada

Rhonda best girl

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Naomi is a qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfwh0C4uVsQ

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>>83955383

I posted this in the last thread but it was at the very end so I'm going to post it again:

I found out Lynchs home address. I'm thinking about stopping by and seeing if I can talk to him. I live like 2 hours away. Should I film it? Maybe the camera would make him more comfortable because it's something he's familiar with? Should I bring food or drinks with me? I was thinking about buying some of Kyle Maclaughlans wine and bringing it over. I think that'd be really cool. Do you have any other suggestions? He doesnt live too far so I dont see why him and I cant be friends. I know this kind of sounds like I'm joking but I am not. I have loved Lynch since I was a child and I would be so happy to meet him.

EDIT: Okay I will definetly bring a camera with me. Maybe I can get a great reaction from him if he gets mad at me, but I really hope thats not the case. I can do it tomorrow probably, so who knows. Maybe in 24 hours I'll be hanging out with Gordon Cole himself.


THIS IS COPY PASTA I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE OP DELIVERS

>>83955449

Based Rhonda poster

judy?

>>83955484

Gene Kelly?

show is for faggot redditor hipsters

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>>83955454

>>83955460
>having brain damage this bad

>>83955460

The greatest use of extras in film.

>>83955480
Will we ever see her again?

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>>83955497

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>>83955484

>>83955515

Hopefully she will get that golden shower she's been waiting for in the finale.

>>83955505
Did bobby have brain damage?

DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!??!?!?!

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Who the fuck eats a sandwich at 5am? and why did it make that sound?

>>83955497
If you don't like being entertained I feel bad for you, son.

>>83955567
Have you ever had lettuce, anon?

>>83955460
i never realized there are at least 4 retarded people in this scene alone

>>83955568
>I got 99 problems but good taste ain't one.

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WHO IS THAT DOGE JONES AND WHY IS HE A THICC BIH?

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>>83955609

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>mfw there are plebs, and probably even some in this thread right now, that want dougiekino to end

>>83955658
This season will be about Cooper settling into Dougie's life and learning how to cope with 25 years in the Lodge.

>>83955658
>dumb frogposter
>likes eating shit
Interesting.

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>>83955658

HELLOOOOOO OOOO OOOO

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Hope we see more James soon

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This was the last time they met as friends.

>>83955658
Yeah, who'd want the story to progress...

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>>83955689
>complains about memes on 4chan
>calls the best thing about season 3 'shit'

>>83955705
Why was Joe organ already covered in blood before the murder?

>>83955747
He was killing people on the way to her office.

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>>83955703

>>83955708
>plotfag can't understand art
gee...

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>>83955732
>the best thing about his piece of shit is the shit
Deep.

>>83955777
HELLOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

>>83955708
The whole point of the show is for the story to not progress. We were never supposed to find out who killed Laura, Lynch was so made the network made him progress the story that he ragequit the show altogether. When Lynch made FWWM, it was a prequel that didn't progress the story at all. Just looked at different things that were going on. And now, in Twin Peaks fashion, season 3 is not advancing the plot. Just focusing on stuff that is going on. Cooper isn't coming back.

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>>83955777

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>>83955777

HellloOOooOOOoo

>>83955777
What did he mean by this?

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dont mind me im just a doggie's coffee

Dougie Jones
Douglas Fir
The Arm is a tree
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AM I GETTING

LYNCHED
Y
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C
H
E
D

>>83955906
what the fuck am I reading?

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>>83956024

Seriously...

>>83955567

Can't wait til this post hits actual normal lunch hours. Also, it was made of plastic, so that's why it was so loud when she took a bite. She's a tough dame.

Any good shot of Dougie's ass?

>>83956040

He's 1000x better than Agent Cooper, fuck normies

>>83956162
purest kino ever seen

What does MIKE do to pass the time in between helping Dougie?

>>83956194
There isnt time where MIKE is you pedofile

>>83956194
ATTEMPTS TOP ACHIEVE ORGASM VIA PHANTOM ARM SENSATIONS

>>83956186
>>83955732
If I can interject for a moment... The best and purest kino in season three is the green tea latte scene. It's absolutely flawless.

Reddit please take your low IQ back to your website thank you

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>Sheryl Lee is single, divorced since the early 2010s

Someone on this board needs to shack up with her, for memes of course

>Jeffrey Davis, 2/19/91
>I saw a promo spot which featured the late Dougie's inamorata in the same role for Doogie Howzer. The possibilities are endless. TP characters proliferating like PODS through other shows...Lynch showing up as an undertaker for Peter Horton in 30something; BOB as date for Carla on Cheers; Nadine on Hollywood Squares -- WOWZERS...

>Don't think of "Twin Peaks" as dead...think instead of the transmigration of souls.
really gets the neurons firing

How does this show spawn so many memes?

>>83956270
Mine's 135, I don't go to Reddit, I like this show, and I'm entertained by /tpg/ threads. You may go to another thread if you don't like this.

>>83955836
So the doppelganger will live and will defeat the thing that wants BOB back? Sounds like you know what's what. Totally nothing to resolve here.

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>>83956329
hmmmmm

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>>83956329

>>83956296

After seeing that woods drug scene in FWWM, I would

>ywn collect dirt and rocks in the forest with Sheryl

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>>83956329

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The whole thing with Jeffries pointing at coop and saying "do you even know who he is" (something like that) has me thinking
I'd like to think lynch has something better than this but that line, and other moments, just makes me think of a typical "convoluted time" element to the black lodge, where even if people aren't necessarily there at the same time they can recognise who "has been"/"will be"
I'm hoping though that it's something more than that that made Jeffries say what he did

>>83955504

Where's this from?

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2am FWWM. This is great, so far. Should've watched it long ago.

>>83956415
a movie i think

>>83956333
Getting your IQ tested, and furthermore citing your "score" is a true sign of low self awareness and therefore low inherent intellect you fool

>>83956427
Fuck off and just watch the movie without blogging here you stupid faggot, try resist that impulse to share your useless thoughts, no one needs to know this

>>83956494
also, he is a fag

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>>83956564
I'm going to update you every 5 minutes now

>>83956494
How do I become more self aware?

>>83956603
lel

How do I be more like coop?
He's so dreamy

>>83955383
Will lynch do anything this season that's not done in an ironically cheesy way, the original series was a legit drama compares to this

>>83956564
>>83956427
Ignore this fag. Post impressions.

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>>83956740

>>83956631
you cant
nothin personnel, kid

>>83956722
>sprinkled-drenched Cooper in Leland's death scene
>that flattened, messed up hair
Not a homo but goddamn.

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>>83956945
What a hunk

>>83956603
I'll be asleep dipshit, not that I'd actually read any validation seeking train of consciousness

>>83956248
When will he get Venom Snake's arm I wonder, punished Mike

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>>83956912
I doubt this is true. I'm going to work on it and get back to you.

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>watch Casino
>Robert Deniro fires the slots manager for giving up three jackpots in 20 minutes

how did this guy survive?

>>83957429

Because Jim Belushi is a pussy.

Someone with editing skills make something funny out of this.

https://youtu.be/aZglqkCRNt8

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Only just noticed Jack Nance was in Blue Velvet
Also
>Raymond's laugh
Doing his Chucky laugh

>>83957460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htssVvBVEi4

>>83957429
Because going to jail for killing Brett Gelmanbozia just isn't worth it.

>>83957508
Someone with better editing skills than this.

>>83957487

Heineken.

>>83956491
thx, thot it was limerick

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Rewatching the last couple of scenes of Dougie makes me really depressed. Specially the one by the statue, the way he says "home" is heartbreaking.

>>83956722
Drink black coffee.

>>83957959
Unhappy reminder that Dougie-Cooper was inspired by Mark Frost watching his father slip away into Alzheimer's.

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>>83958035
source\?

>>83957652
FUCK THAT SHIT
PABST BLUE RIBBON

>>83958087
Someone posted it in an earlier thread. I don't know if it's actually true or not, but it seems like a weird thing to lie about.

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>>83958035

>>83955383
THE CHROME REFLECTS OUR IMAGE

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>>83955454
she so cute when outnumbered

>>83955484
we ain't talkin bout dat hoe.

>>83958230

Tough dame.

FWWM was shit and James parts are the worst in the series and i hate him

>>83955703
James is God tier pleb filter.
Josie too.

>>83958285
>>83958291

Kek

>>83957429
he's a kike, best way to punish them is to damage their finances

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A cute maid appears.

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>>83958285
james is lame but FWWM is pure lynch and quite possibly his best work

i don't like you at all :p

>>83956407
Bad Coop is the real Coop and Good Coop is the true doppleganger.

Agent 4'7" is the hardest I've laughed at a /tv/ joke in forever. Thank you based anon, whoever you were who thought of that

>>83958035
would it be too much to ask dougie-cooper to never recover but the gang still manage to save him from bob?

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>>83955497
You have to go back

>>83954257

He endorsed Bernie Sanders.

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>>83958285
>2017
>hating fire walk with me
you're a muffin

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>>83955905
Rabbi?

>>83958230
She was secretly hoping they'd run a train on her.

>Ctrl + F "missoula"
>0 results
nice

>>83958435
MONTANAAAAAAAA

>>83955504
guess i have a thing for milfs now, thanks anon...

>>83958435

You're going back.

>>83958340
>>83958389

>Finish season 2
>oh boy that finale was great, i cant wait to watch the movie and see all the post season 2 revelation
>will they save good coops
>is annie died
>is audrey died
>is pete died
>did big ed end up splitting with eyepatch
>how bad did the doc flip out and fuck up ben
and other things that ive forgotten

desu i was very harsh on the movie at first, its fine as a movie and a story but that wont stop me from hating it

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She would make a better Shelly Johnson

>>83958546
kys. Madchen is an angel.

>>83958546

ewww

>>83958531
Same I was mad at the movie at first for not continuing the story but after I accepted what it was I see that it is kino.

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He would make a better Leo Johnson

>>83958607
SHELLY

SHELLY

SHELLY

SHELLY

>>83958546
I agree. Shelly is an overrated whore, not even top 5 of the series

>>83958381
But the Dems hated Bernie and sabotaged his campaign. He is just too much of a pussy to make a stink about it. They aren't on the same team.

>>83958674
Shelly is beautiful and is a high level milf now.

>>83958674
*grabs him by the throat* back the fuck off!?!?

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>you will never go back to missoula
>you've never even BEEN to missoula

>>83958808
I would if I knew where it was

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ganbare, laura-chan!

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>>83958285
Sheryl Lee's acting in FWWM deserved a fucking oscar, mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgGlbVtd7wc

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>>83958808
>tfw Montana

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So, "she" was Lorraine, and "the job" was killing Dougie?

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'92per

>>83958910
I believe so. And if she couldn't get it done on time she'd be shitcanned. Explains why she was so nervous. Also probably proves Doop is the anonymous billionaire that owns the box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Kx52Nkeec

>>83958674
1. Nadine
2. Audrey
3. Shelly
4. Margaret
5. Leo when he was Windom's housewife

>>83959089
the only correct answer

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>>83958808
It would be like Penélope Cruz going to Boise in The Counselor. The Upper West is fucked.

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The show is called TWIN PEAKS, I wanna see more of the city of TWIN PEAKS, why don't they show more TWIN PEAKS, I ain't even mad at the dougie plot but where the fuck is TWIN PEAKS. FUUUUUCCK. I cant take this any more.

>>83959346
A lot of the most recent episode was in or around Twin Peaks. The whole Richard, Red, and the kid getting hit thing.

>>83959346
It's build up. We're a third through the 18 hour long movie and Twin Peaks is getting increasingly more prominent in each episode. Dale is also slowly recovering his identity. Have patience you pleb.

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Why did they turn not so nice?

>>83959346
The full title of the show now is actually "Twin Peaks™ Luxury hotel and resort Las Vegas, Nevada: brought to you by MGM Resorts International PTY LTD"

>>83959512
Congratulations. This is the funniest post in the history of 4chan. No. I'm not joking, You really are that funny.

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>>83956296
i would cum on her head

>>83959512
fucking pedofile

>>83959509
If I had five identical stuffed birds with different names staring at me in complete silence for years I think they'd start creeping me out, and I'm not even David Lynch. When David Lynch accidentally touched the hood of a hot car the whole original black lodge scene suddenly popped into his head, so I can't even imagine what everyday life is like for him.

>>83959509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrE9PHsbCXA

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>>83959509

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrE9PHsbCXA

They looked so happy in this video. What happened? :(

>>83959595
Fucking pedofile going through his pedofiles

Updating documents of molestation and sexual advances

>>83955765
tippity top zozzle

>>83959637
They told him to try to make Michael J Anderson kill himself

>>83959573
Congratulations. This is the friendliest post in the history of 4chan. No. I'm not joking, You really are that friendly.

>>83959637
With the way Lynch's mind works, for all we know they could have started talking to him like the character of Frank Booth one day

>>83959716
Thank you. This is the wittiest reply in the history of 4chan. No. I'm not joking. You really are that witty.

>>83955599
and two of them are Bobby and Laura

>>83955658
I want both tbqhf. I want TP to have a time skip to when Coop turns normal, but I also want a spin-off that is all about Dougie.

So that guy who said he found out David Lynchs address also found out his home phone and cell phone number and leaked it onto the internet. Should I call him?

>>83959736
Memes. This is the memeiest meme of the history of memes. Meme. I'm not memeing. Memes really are that meme

>>83959833
Call him and say "Dick Laurent is dead", he'll get a kick out of it.

>>83959736
Congratulations. This is the funniest post in the history of 4chan. No. I'm not joking, You really are that funny.

>>83959870
meme. meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme. meme. meme meme meme. meme meme meme meme meme,

>>83959888
Congratulations. This is the funniest post in the history of 4chan. No. I'm not joking, You really are that funny

>>83959914
Memes. This is the memeiest meme of the history of memes. Meme. I'm not memeing. Memes really are that meme

>>83958531
>>83958599
Did you not know it was a prequel? When did you first watch it?

>>83959946
>>83959870
>>83959883
>>83959914
>>83959946
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table

>>83960017
Nothing personnel kid

thoughts on the iowa city location and what it could be or mean?

>>83960501
Did they say anything about Iowa City in the episode or was it from somewhere else? I'd have to know exactly what they've said about it so far to really guess.

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>>83955567

Yikes

Would still fugg

>>83960547
A while back some of the leaks that David Lynch requested people on some forums to stop passing around talked about Iowa City being important later in the season in some way. I saw someone say it had to do with the white lodge but that's a stretch because I thought the season 2 finale basically confirmed that the lodges are the same place

>>83955467
>MAKE SURE OP DELIVERS
>EDIT
You have to go back for that.

>>83960017
Congratulations. This is the friendliest post in the history of 4chan. No. I'm not joking, You really are that friendly.

>>83960641

Is her soul being sucked into the black lodge?

>>83958831
What is this from?

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>>83960641
Old gals with empty asses need love too.

>>83960642
Iowa City isn't some big landmark and we have no idea where the story is going so we don't really have any way to guess what its relevance is. Like if someone told you before the season started that Buckhorn, SD, New York, and Las Vegas would be prominent nobody would have been able to predict what we have now from that info.

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Sheryl Lee is beautiful and ugly at the same time, it's weird

>>83960950
That's kind of typical German beauty. At the end of the day her looks are honestly stunning.

>>83956040
"special" agent Dale Cooper

>>83960812
article from an underground japanese music & culture magazine

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>>83959479
>referring to him by his first name

>>83960689
Comgratultioins, meeme

>>83961141
I've noticed that's a reddit trait, they wanna build a bond with the actor or some shit

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>>83960689
Cong4atukationsm Rhus is tge fri3ndluest post ibt h3 husto4y or 4xhan.No. I'm not jikinf. Y9ur eslly ar3 that t4i3nldy

>tfw just watched FWWM for the first time
It fucked me up. Should I watch missing pieces right away or wait?

>>83961587
I hate you people, do whatever the fuck you want

>>83959971
i watched all of s 1 and 2 and the movie for the first time like a month ago, i knew nothing about any of it leading it, i didn't even know how romance centrist it was

>>83961641
You hate people who watch FWWM?

So it's pretty much confirmed that Lorraine and Duncan (Vegas guy) are working for DoppelCoop, right? It seems like DoppelCoop's control over anything electronic is the ultimate power in the modern age, since cash is just numbers in a computer now, which is why Duncan spoke as if he's working for the Devil. It could also be assumed the billionaire who built the box was DoppelCoop as well, and he knew when RealCoop appeared there to get Dougie ready and force RealCoop to emerge in Vegas so DoppelCoop could have some guys ready there to kill him. I guess it doesn't explain why he couldn't just kill RealCoop himself, but maybe they can't get too close to each other, maybe it kills both of them, which is what vomiting garmonbozia possibly implied.

>>83961662
I hate people who ask dumb questions

>Should I watch missing pieces right away or wait?

What kind of question is this?

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>>83960950
Fuck you faggot, Lee is hot.

Think the show will be cancelled? Rating are pretty low

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>>83961000
Mannish, then?

That explains a lot around here.

>>83961708

>implying Lynch ever intended for it to continue

>>83961708
Ratings don't matter as much on a premium cable network. Plus it's already been filmed so even if it is cancelled we'd still most likely get a release of season 3.

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>s3 will never be as cozy as s1

>>83961846
You greatly underestimate the Jew

>inb4 they cancel the show and sell the rest of the episodes on blu-ray

>>83961873

cozy died with BOB

>>83961873
>cozy
Faggot

>>83961873

>implying Dougie life isn't cozy as fuck

>you lived to see Jim Belushi in Twin Peaks

>Lynch gives ONE ONE NINE plot armor
>flattens a kid the next episode

I don't want this ride to end.

>used to think Deer Meadow was in the middle of nowhere
>trailer guy takes a short ride into Twin Peaks every day

>>83956722
Get some sleep Audrey.

>>83962004
He was in Vegas

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>>83962177
Audrey only loves John Justice Wheeler now.

>>83962254

The man has less hair than the Log Lady at this point.

>>83962164
The sign for the park says "New" on it I'm pretty sure so maybe he just moved. In FWWM I'm pretty sure the trailer park wasn't right next to Twin Peaks. Just makes it easier to have it close to Twin Peaks.

>>83962254
>ywn be whisked away by a rich, charming, rich, handsome, intelligent, rich, perfect, also very rich young man into a perfect rich life forever
>hwn put his big, hard "private jet" inside you

>>83962084
Why would ONE ONE NINE die in the first place? The fucking NEET never leaves her house and the drugs will only be a problem in a couple of years.

>>83962254

>when half the problems in season 2 come down to Lara Flynn Boyle

No wonder Lynch kicked her to the curb.

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>>83956329

>>83962254
>Audrey and Cooper have meaningful build-up and a unique bond in their relationship
>haha nevermind one of the actresses is throwing a jealous tantrum better scrap it
>lets have them both fall in melodramatic love with random characters that contribute nothing

Why was Lara Flynn Boyle okay with Maclachlan making out with Heather Graham but not Sherilyn Fenn?

>>83962751
because those rumours aren't true, the Coop/Audrey romance was never supposed to happen, it's a no-brainer for an FBI agent not to get involved with an high school girl

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>>83962751
I liked Annie.

Am I a pleb?

>>83962819
>implying the gordon/shelly bit isn't intended to mock kyle m.

>>83962848

I didn't mind Annie, fuck the Wheeler subplot though.

>>83962848
Annie was okay, the main problem was how weirdly rushed and awkwardly her romance with Cooper was. >>83962866 is right.

>>83962861
How does it mock it? I'm not seeing the parallels.

>>83961680
How would a billionaire running all these operations manage to elude notice for 25 years?

>>83962896
>weirdly rushed and awkward
some would say manufactured for an unknown purpose

>>83955460
I'm a pretty straight guy. But original run Bobby goddamn, I have the biggest crush. The hair, the clothing, the slight slouch. I'd slurp his knob

>>83962912
an even older fbi agent romances a high school-aged girl. durrrrrrrr what's the parallel? nice brain, brainlet

>>83962952

>manufactured for an unknown purpose

That purpose being that LFB torpedoed the plan but the network still wanted a romantic subplot so we got Annie and then also Wheeler was shoehorned in because the bitchfit left Audrey with absolutely nothing to contribute after One-Eyed Jack's.

>>83963001
you read too much people magazine

>>83955460

>I didn't even realize interview guy was Mike until I read about it afterward

>>83962004
1. Why does he look like Alex Jones?
2. What's so special about him?

>>83962979
fuck off faggot

>>83962274
At that point too.
He was wearing a wig in the show.

>>83962987
Shelly was like 21 you fucking dunce, married even

>>83963045
He has a famous dead older brother that looks just like him.

Oh shit.

>>83963045

He's made a career out of being "the brother of that one guy that was actually funny".

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>>83962979
>pretty straight

>>83963018
You don't have any proof that it's a lie, and Sherilyn Fenn is far from the only person who's talked about what a psycho LFB is.

>>83960821
Won't be empty wit muh deeiuk in it.

>>83963094
>mfw idk about no brother

>>83963045

The Joaquin Phoenix of comedy, repeatedly casted by studios in vain hope that the talent was genetic.

>>83955383
Twin Pocks is garbage.

>>83962987
Seems like Heather Graham was more making fun of it, as the actress was even younger than Audrey's.

>>83963143
Never saw Animal House?

>>83963159
no, sir

I'm going back to Missoula

AMA

>>83956368
this nigga needs to go
not listening to this shit this season

>>83963348
Montanaaaaaa?

>>83963348

MORGANAAAAA??

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>I'm totally not mocking the retarded "Windom Earle bugs Harry's office plot"

>>83963379
You need to go.

>>83963083
Shelley was 18 like the rest of them. She dropped out of school to marry Leo.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Leland the Hungry? I thought not. It’s not a story MIKE would tell you. It’s a BOB legend. Darth Leland was a host body of BOB, so powerful and so hungry he could send people back to Missoula… He had such a knowledge of the Black Lodge that he could even send his loved ones to Montana. The Black Lodge is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was Cooper catching him, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he let BOB control him, then BOB killed himself with a door. Ironic. He could send others to Missoula, but not himself.

>>83963409
This should be the meme instead of Missoula.

>>83963409
What did he mean by this?

>>83959726
LET'S FUUUCCCKKKK

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

>>83955454
>you will never eat her gaping asshole

Why even live

>>83955454

Daniel Faraday really let himself go.

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>>83963571
BONSAI
REMEMBER THOSE OLD WORLD WAR II MOVIES?
.
.
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>>83963599
Based deranged slutfu

>>83963599
>tfw you will never experience FWWM in a theater and hear people chuckle at this part

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Explain.

Also doppelganger eyes in Lodge look like Junggebliebene eyes and in reality like Purity eyes.

Remember 935

>>83957460
https://youtu.be/V2JrgmwWAF0

>>83958824
MONTANAAAAAA

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>>83963738
excellent

>>83959633
T H A N K S A M I L L I O N

>>83960821
She looks like a transwoman in that shot.

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>At no point does even one person Dougie knows other than his wife even consider that he might have serious brain damage

>>83963728

>5=6

?

>>83955454
fucking Dickie Bennett

>>83963922

Maybe Dougie was coked out of his mind all the time before.

>>83963937
I may have went too far in a few places.

>Tfw such a disgusting hipster that I recognize songs at the end of the episode

I am both proud and ashamed

post yfw Dougie is the millionaire

>>83963409
BONSAIIIIIIII

>>83964025
Your taste in music is boring as fuck.

>>83964035
I fucking know

>>83964025
Most of the bands are pretty popular as far as indie bands go. The only one I don't see talked about a lot were the one guys playing the guitars, can't even remember the band name. But Chromatics, Au Revoir Simone, and Sharon Van Etten are all pretty well known.

>>83963922
>have you been drinking again?

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We haven't called the people who thought Diane wasn't a real person retarded enough times. Or the people who thought the woman Albert and Cole were talking about was Audrey.

I am going to Missoula tommorow, wish me luck.

How do I get my girlfriend to watch twin peaks with me?

>>83964447
If she's cool she'll just do it. If not she'll barely pay attention, get confused and think it's dumb

>>83964436

Missoula, Montana, ooh I wanna take ya

>>83964447
Act like Frank Booth

So dougie was manufactured by dopple coop. You think Mike was aware the entire time? Also that message in episode 2 "I will be with Bob again" you think he was talking to Mike that entire time?

From the dusty Mesa...

>>83964719

Yeah, this video proves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htssVvBVEi4

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one
one
nine

ay
ay
lmao

>>83964785

HeloooOOOooOOoo

>>83964812
What the FUCK did she mean by this?

>>83964740
*may sun

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83964863
BAZOOKAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm a little Dougiecoop, but when I get angry I become a BIIIIIG EVIL COOP!

>>83964447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcU38YBGx04

Hi anon :3

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>>83964879
>not being a pureCoop all the time

FUCK /tpg/ YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>83965086

/tpg/ is one thicc bih

there's a 5th coop

>>83965163

Is the 5th Coop Judy?

>>83965222
No. it's gene kelly

>>83965239

YOU MISSOULAFUCKER

>>83955383
if i want to have a coffee like cooper has his how do i ask for it at a cafe or starbucks

>>83965580

just say HelloooOOooo

>>83965580
You don't go to starbucks

Starbucks is a dark place full of subhumans

You say goodbye, I say HELLOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOO

New bread

>>83966025
>>83966025
>>83966025

>>83965580
Doesn't he just have regular black coffee?

Speaking of which, how do you make coffee properly? I have trouble staying awake and with tiredness in general, so I really need a pick-me-up but every time I try to make coffee with a press it ends up super watery.

>>83965580
You ask for the 24 hour blend