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SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING Novelization Spoilers 2017-06-16 01:51:45 Post No. 83955322
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SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING Novelization Spoilers
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2017-06-16 01:51:45
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After the Battle of New York, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) creates the Department of Damage Control to clean up after superhuman battles, inadvertly forcing Adrian Toomes (Michael Keaton) and his salvage crew out of business. Toomes and his men then decide not to surrender the Chitauri technology they have already scavenged and use it to steal weapons and supply them to criminal enterprises.
Years later, after the Battle of Leipzig, Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is eager to join the Avengers, but is told by Stark that he's not yet ready. Peter is then forced to return to his old life as a student of Midtown Science and Technology School alongside his friends Ned (Jacob Batalon) and Michelle (Zendaya), his rival Flash Thompson (Tony Revolori) and his longtime crush Liz Allan (Laura Harrier). They're members of the school's academic declathon team, but Peter has recently quit to focus on his "internship" at Stark Industries, a cover for his crimefighting activities.
Spider-Man confronts a group of criminals using Chitauri weapons to rob an ATM, but they escape. Ned accidentally finds out his secret identity and mentions at school that Peter knows Spider-Man from Stark Industries. Flash challenges Peter to prove it by bringing Spider-Man to Liz's party later that night. While preparing to do so, Peter spots an explosion and leaves the party to investigate. He finds Toomes' associates Herman Shultz (Bookem Woodbine) and Jackson Brice (Logan Marshall-Green) selling weapons to gangster Aaron Davis and intervenes, but Shultz and Brice escape while Peter is nearly killed by Toomes in an flying exosuit and later rescued by Stark, who urges Peter to forget about the Vulture and focus on his studies.
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Peter is determined to stop the Vulture and retrieves a Chitauri weapon that Brice had left behind, removing its power core. A tracking device leads Shultz and Brice to Midtown, but Peter and Ned evade them and Peter plants a spider-tracer on Shultz that leads back to Virginia. Peter then rejoins the declathon team and accompanies them to Nationals in Washington, D.C., to follow his lead on Shultz. Peter and Ned disable Peter's suit's tracker and unlock its secret features, including an A.I. interface. Spider-Man then locates Toomes, Shultz and their tinkerer, Mason (Michael Chernus), intercepting a DDC truck to steal more weapons. Spider-Man confronts the Vulture, but is overpowered and trapped in the truck, missing Nationals and disappointing his friends.
Peter finds out that the Chitauri power core left with Ned is unstable and that his friends are in danger. He manages to escape from DDC's headquarters but is too late to prevent the core from exploding while the team is visiting the Washington Monument, leaving them trapped in a collapsing elevator. Spider-Man manages to climb to the top while evading the police and catch the elevator before it plummets, saving his classmates and proving himself as a hero.
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>>83955322
>Herman Shultz (Bookem Woodbine) and Jackson Brice (Logan Marshall-Green)
I fucking knew they'd use Jackson Brice as the Shocker in addition to Shultz.
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>>83955767
Has Montana officially become Shocker in the comics yet.
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>>83956260
No.
He should be.
Shocker and Shock Jr.
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>>83955322
nice blog post
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>>83955341
>>83955322
wow I didn't think it was possible to create such a boring, trite, generic, vapid, disposable and predictable nonsense plot that no one in their right mind would give a fuck about
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>>83956327
You don't know what blog posts actually are, do you.
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Sounds like an excuse for more generically blue glowy technology.
I looked at the Black Panther poster and it looked similar in the background to the Thor movies, as if they have a limited amount of aesthetics.
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>Tony Stark
>Avengers
>Tony Stark
>Iron Man
>Tony Stark
>Tony Stark
yuck
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looks like some crap made for kids , thanks op will skip this one
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>>83956442
>made for kids
It's a superhero movie, you dumb nigger.
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>>83956442
>looks like some crap made for kids
uh, its a superhero movie...
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>Peter and Ned disable Peter's suit's tracker and unlock its secret features, including an A.I. interface
>A.I. interface
Uh oh
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>>83956460
>umm implying sweetie?
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>>83956344
>that no one in their right mind would give a fuck about
Oh come on, people and SJW give a fuck about WW, so...
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>>83955322
>RDJ is in it
Oh no..
Movie will surely suffer from bland cgi and cinematography because most of the budget will go to RDJ's heels.
Not hyped and no expectations, Hope it does okay tho
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>>83955322
Literally who gives a shit?
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That's it? What about the boat scene?
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Wait, Michael Keaton is in this?
After Birdman, isn't it too meta to have that meta in this meta?
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>Zendaya isn't MJ
Based Disney
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>>83956697
Acording to some spoilers she ends up as the romantic interest read how she wasnt in the explosion
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>>83956744
But this still means we can get a ginger qt in a later film, and that's all that matters.
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>>83956470
>>83956460
>thinking this is an actual argument
Wew. Grow up.
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>>83956568
The novelization only covers the first act of the movie. But based on reports this is basically what happens.
>Peter locates Davis and convinces him to reveal Toomes' whereabouts.
>Peter intercepts Toomes and his men at the ferry, but Toomes was waiting for him and tears the ferry in half with a Chitauri weapon.
>Iron Man saves the ferry, but blames the incident on Peter's recklessness and takes his suit.
>After a crisis of confidence Peter decides to stop the Vulture on his own, no matter what.
>The Vulture is planning to steal a shipment of Avengers' weapons being transported from Stark Tower to DDC headquarters.
>Peter locates him but is forced to leave Liz stood up at the homecoming dance right after their first kiss to get there in time.
>Realizes he's been lured into a trap and has to fight Shocker while the Vulture proceeds with the heist.
>Peter defeats Shocker and Tinkerer, intercepts Vulture, foils the heist, lands the plane, fights Vulture again and manages to defeat him, all in his shitty homemade suit.
>Peter heads back to the dance but Liz has left. He ends up sharing a dance with Michelle and there's a spark between them.
>Stark says Peter has proven himself and offers Peter his suit back, but Peter asks for it to be stripped of all its technology first because he doesn't need it.
>Peter decides to focus on protecting the city and leave to the Avengers to save the world.
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>>83955322
>teenage superhero movie
>no qt cunnies
This shit gonna suck
what if it's the first marvel flick that flops?!
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>>83957544
Sounds about right.
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>>83957544
YOU JUST KNOW when Peter sees 'Michelle' at homecoming, he's going to be shocked at how she looks all dolled up, to which she'll respond,"Face it Nigga, you just hit the jackpot.
Search your heart you know this to be true.
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>>83956503
Logan wasn't as good as what people say, let alone 'kino'. Usual X-Men stuff given a bit more gravitas with aging mutants and Picard's death. End sequence is just a cheap ass rv-level forest chase scene.
X2 is still the only really decent-good X-men film. First Class was bland, DOFP not much better but noteable for at least trying for some epic grandeur. The rest, esp. the solo Wolverine efforts, are inconsistent hot messes at best. There's some cool stuff/scenes in all of them, but not enough, or coherently connected enough, to call the overall product 'good'.
Deadpool would be the best entry in the Fox X-verse if it really counted.
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>>83956327
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>>83956442
NO SHIT
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