Hey retards, I'm performing a monologue at an audition tomorrow.

i remember they made me do a monologue once so i sat on a chair and read from a piece of paper

im the best, fuck i love me

>>83954309
Just screaml allahu akhbar when you done.

Just raise your hands and play John Cena's song

>>83954309
>"End scene?"

Don't bother going, you have failed already.

>>83954309
"Please be patient with me, I have autism."

>>83954497
how so

Yes, if you don't announce your monologue is done they will be waiting with you in utter silence for the rest of time.

>>83954530

Read this or one of the many articles on this very question

https://answersforactors.net/2010/07/25/things-that-should-never-be-said-in-an-audition/

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>>83954530
GET OUT

Just look down and then up with a smile. Maybe a thank you.

>>83954309
Dont say anything, act with your body not your words

>>83954586
JUST GET YOUR SHIT
AND GET OUT

>>83954309
You aren't going to get the part. Everyone is going to die alone. Just go apply for unemployment and celebrate with pizza bagels.

>>83954577
>Here is my vehement retort. Don’t do it. You needn’t announce the obvious. How often have you sat on a toilet, forced a bowel blowout, and then announced to anyone within ear shot your accomplishment by screaming “and shit!” (If you have you’re a sick puppy with fetishes we’d rather not delve into.)
Did you write this?

>>83954635

Yes. I wrote that article seven years ago and have been browsing /tv/ since just waiting on a chance to shill it.

Retard.

>>83954674
at least you're honest

just walk away

stop.
change posture.
break character.
look directly at director/producer/whoever.
thank them for their time.

If you're auditioning then you'll be in character, do you believe they know so little that the need to be told when you are no longer acting?

>>83954309
Laugh hysterically.

>>83955231
DAMAGED