But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?
>>83977349
Who fucking cares. It's a useless forest planet filled with barbaric primitives. We should focus our forces on planets that matter.
>>83977349
What about it? Nobody cares about your hairy faggot boyfriend.
>>83977349
lmao what the fuck is this dude?
>a cone in his fucking head
Why are all fantasy movies bad except Conan, LotR, and Excalibur?
I like Legend
The concept is inherently goofy so unless you have top-tier acting, photography, effects, pacing and music, the juvenile nature of the story will make it seem cheesy.
>>83977227
>Legend
>Krull
>Labryinth
>The Sword and the Sorceror
>Dragonslayer
>The Dark Crystal
>Flash Gordon
I wouldn't say -bad- but extremely easy to become cheesy
>Excuse me. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
How would Marvel handle this scene?
>Always some motherfucker trying to iceskate uphill
>everyday with this thread
Hiro bot to make the board look like a fast one for advertisers
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/ZX6%2FPK8yzPYWZHDVla2ivQ/
I never watched it in a packed theater to begin with because my mom didn't let me watch PG-13 movies until I was actually 13 and I was only 7 or 8 when it came out
>>83977015
Was that the exact moment you knew you were going to be different?
>>83977015
lol what's a child doing on this adult board
>tfw no Brigitte gf in high school
Wasted years...
>>83976828
>yfw you find out she's older than Ginger irl
>>83976828
Go outside.
>>83977139
b-but there's people out there
Does anyone love the Autism Trilogy™ as much as me?
>>83976766
Those are the awesome picks !!! What's wrong with THAT !!!?
>>83976766
haha autism! upvoted :)
Yeah
>You know, Peter, I'm quit the Social Justice Warrior myself.
These Sony re-releases really toned things down.
>He's cis, and I don't like him!
>Join me Spidrman! Together we can forge a new world ruled by us
>No! You're a monster! You're a murderer! You're a...
>*flashback to Peter reading Mein Kampf*
> You're a Jew!
>Goblin recoils as if struck , hissing
>You've made an awful choice Spiderman! I'll grind The American Nazi Party into the dust!
They should have left the scene that way, it was so powerful. I can kind of see how it may offend modern audiences though
This was bad, but not 1.7/10 bad. More like 5/10 bad.
The last act was like hitting a wall. Everything before that was at the least entertaining.
Cruise and Annabelle had good chemistry, but Jake Johnson was just annoying to be around.
The opening and the plane scene especially were good action.
>>83976530
I liked it
The out of place comic relief wasn't re occuring enough to bother me. Sophia did a great job and made me want Ahmanet to succeed. Cruz also had a good performance although the love interest felt forced. I wish there was more creepy skeletal mummy scenes and horror though.
I'd give it a 7/10
I went in expecting a terrible movie and parts of it were even worse than I thought they'd be. Saw it with a group in a mostly empty theater, so banter made it more enjoyable.
Sofia was pretty good and Crowe's Hyde scene was fun so I guess I'd agree that as a whole, the movie isn't as bad as the reviews say. If Ahmanet returns in a future Dark Universe movie, maybe it'll be good otherwise wgaf
Nick made the wrong choice choosing the blonde.
What is the best Trilogy?
>Jurassic Park 1 that low
>>83976505
none of those
>>83976521
This.
What season did the Simpsons start to go downhill? I want to know when to stop watching.
it's all reddit
>>83976343
only an brain-dead insecure faggot would ask such a question
turn it off when you no longer enjoy it
this board is trash
I'd say 12 is the last watchable season.
how come she never blinks her eye?
on a scene with long dialog her eyes are almost always open.
>>83976303
Because she's imagining you licking her fully engorged clit when she's extremely aroused.
>>83976303
Because she wants you to wear a castity cage.
Truly best emma.
>>83976303
Not again. Stop.
Reminder that the The Osbournes was the first celebrity reality show
>>83976196
I liked it.
Better than the real world.
>that episode where ozzy gets addicted to burritos
SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>interrogation scene
>we can do this the easy way or the hard way
>Okay, I'll be good cop and you'll be bap cop
MOOOODDDDSSSS!!!
>oh I get it, you're the good cop and he's the bad cop
>Average face of a golden age actor vs modern actor
Wow, nothing's changed
kek it's exactly like the anime one
>>83975865
Nose got more Jewish
>TFW balding was in style back in the 50s
F
sleep well, sweet prince
the good ones always die too young
>>83975770
S
What's Satan's tax policy?
DUCK YOU DONALD DRUMPF YOU DID THIS I KNOW YOU DID