Zagreus Edition
Previously: >>84702246
>not clone sex edition
>>84713021
>Clone can't leave the house
[CLASSY POOLSIDE BAR OF A LUXURIOUS HOTEL/CASINO ON THE FRENCH COTE D'AZUR / NIGHT]
I like my women thick, not slim... The name's Test... High Test
Nice to meet you, Mr. Test.... I'm Fertility Voluptuosa, attachée to the Russian Ambassador... would you care to join me for a midnight swim, Mr. Test?
>Fertility sensually removes her dress then jumps in the pool using the "dive bomb" technique, pushing all her weight into it, making a huge splash and draining half of the pool's water in the process
>She smirks at Test, visibly troubled and aroused by the demonstration of her BBW prowess
Tell me Mr Test, is that a Walter PPK in your pocket... or are you just happy to see me?
>JUICE JUNKY
Indeed.
>>84712911
Let's not even pretend you'll ever find a real and true love that lasts as long as theirs obviously has, right?
Keep making threads, dude.
On your own. Alone.
>>84712911
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
fucking manlets, when will they ever learn?
How many years has Putin been in power?
>>84712835
never
>>84713051
17. since my parents died. truly the worst fucking timeline
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>WW meta score is higher by 3 points but it doesn't have the same effect as posting the RT
that's what your stupid lizard brain thought right?
>>84712817
>thanks it boys start packing up RDJ MCU is dead now that DCU has ONE good movie .....
>Mark Hamill dosen't seem to like The Force Awakens OR The Last Jedi
>Carrie Fisher dead
>Han Solo movie a public clusterfuck
>Episode IX from the director of The Book Of Henry (rated 23% on rotten tomatoes)
JUST?
>>84712522
They are not going to be good.
They are still going to make billions of dollars.
JUST
If you combine the purchase of Lucasfilm along with the budgets of these movies and compare that cost to the profits, how many more movies does Disney need to make to break even?
This wasn't very good honestly.
I appreciate that it was trying something different, but it just didn't feel that special or emotionally impactful. Stuff like X24 feels very schlocky and against the spirit of the movie. The beginning sort of tricks you into thinking it'll be something unique, but it's very much still capeshit. Naturally I don't have a problem with capeshit, but this movie gave the impression that it was breaking the mold; in reality it's just pretending to break it.
>>84712425
Y u mad tho?
>>84712425
I haven't seen it. I don't know if I'm just getting tired of capeshit, but judging by the trailers it looked boring.
Fuck you, the last of us is a great game.
> Oh Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble
What did she mean by this?
>>84712391
She had a girl penis
Obviously her loli lady snatch you autist
>>84712418
do these actually exist
Who was the best dog?
Tim Roths obviously
.
>>84712386
Objectively, it's Orange, as he's the only one with an honest profession and is a halfway decent person.
If we're talking from the perspective of the viewer, it's between Blonde and Pink.
How come Stone Cold didn't get as big as Dwayne in the movie making business?
He didnt sell out and didnt feel comfortable making films for the eternal jew
>>84712448
based stone cold
>>84712379
Not a good actor.
Too white trash.
Literal wife beater.
Too broken from 90s wrestling for dynamic scenes.
The condemned was cool as fuck but they had to cater to his physical disabilities big time. Idc that he was a drunk woman beater but he is a bad actor.
Jamie Stewart.
Breaks my heart that he hates the new Twin Peaks.
Bet he sucks mean dick
>>84713692
It's shit, so what?
Eric Banas best role
The gay guy in Mary and Max
>>84712271
http://youtu.be/34_C1P8STto
KINO
unironically
Do we like it?
i think you meant to post this on /r/movies, queer
Go fuck yourself you dumb fag
it was pretty forgettable but got couple of sensible chuckles out of me
6/10
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/avengers-infinite-war-budget-billion-most-expensive-a7609566.html
Will it make a profit?
>>84712262
>Cite the two Marvel movie first
>OH yeah that's right we have wonderwoman actually
> Next is a marvel movie
>Yeah and maybe justice league i'm not quite sure
People really deny the media has a bias against DC ?
>>84712317
Forbes seems to like DC more
$1B production cost? Because if you're including advertising costs then fuck off, it never works that way.
The Hobbit trilogy was supposed to have a huge budget, did they ever say how much? I heard estimates between $500m and $1B
What other Disney actresses aged like wine?
mai pristine waifu
Me.
inb4 that autist that hates Ryan rushes in to copypaste
Fucking hell I didn't realise this was KATE NASH
Also GLOW thread. I love it
Post yfw you heard that song off the Transformers: The movie soundtrack
>>84712353
That song was famously re-used in Boogie Nights too. It's supposed to be Dirk's hit demo.
>>84712353