[CLASSY POOLSIDE BAR OF A LUXURIOUS HOTEL/CASINO ON THE FRENCH COTE D'AZUR / NIGHT]
I like my women thick, not slim... The name's Test... High Test
Nice to meet you, Mr. Test.... I'm Fertility Voluptuosa, attachée to the Russian Ambassador... would you care to join me for a midnight swim, Mr. Test?
>Fertility sensually removes her dress then jumps in the pool using the "dive bomb" technique, pushing all her weight into it, making a huge splash and draining half of the pool's water in the process
>She smirks at Test, visibly troubled and aroused by the demonstration of her BBW prowess
Tell me Mr Test, is that a Walter PPK in your pocket... or are you just happy to see me?
>JUICE JUNKY
Indeed.
>>84712911
Let's not even pretend you'll ever find a real and true love that lasts as long as theirs obviously has, right?
Keep making threads, dude.
On your own. Alone.
>>84712911
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
would harpoon with muh dick
>>84712911
I am genuinely very happy for them. Brosnan doesn't seem to have done wrong be anyone, and seems like a decent man in general, not just a good actor, despite his handsomeness
. I'm glad his expectations are realistic, and that he has seemingly found true happiness.
That bottom picture is everything I want in life.
OP confirmed moron.
>>84713384
Triggered fat roastie detected. You're lucky i'm quite the high test male myself. Are you in London per chance?
this guy's life really sucks
>>84712911
lol
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Someone post the edit.