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>>85207439
>The Great Wall
>King Arthur
only the purest kinographié for based Armond, king of /tv/

>when shitposting about movies is your career
admire him

>>85207439
>>My Life as a Zucchini
More like Zucchino

>>85207352
Is spidey going to bang her in 2022 ? That'd be hot.

normalizing pedophilia

>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the new york subway staring at cute mulattos
>take off my spidey suit and launch it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the elastic is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the costume and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the suit
>put it back on, one last time
>one final webbing
>launch out of my room
>swing up the corridor
>burst into my aunt's room to ask her to call me cab to take me to the halloween store so she can buy me another cheap knockoff chinese deadpool costume
>my aunt is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the supersuit infuses me with the spirit of spider-man
>fly onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my aunt's engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey webbing all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "you'll get your rent when you f-fix the god damn door"
>take the spidey suit off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my aunt kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the mask on my crusty deadpool costume
>point my hand to the stars
>bring my middle fingers in like Tobey and whisper "Go web"
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>realise that with great power indeed comes great responsibility
>it's going to be a long winter

>>85207339
It always annoys me that Scorcese has such a hard on for dicrapio, his bad acting ruins almost everything he's in.

>>85207593
Yes though he's perfect in this and Wolf

>>85207339
Is this the "show me the blueprints" x100 movie?

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>>85207275
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

THE SHADOW KNOWWWS

>>85207275
>Jon Hamm

You couldn't have picked a more bland and less intimidating actor

did mignola actually do a shadow story or is that just a one-off illustration?

>>85206830
>michael u got fatbutt disease
rip patrice

>>85206830
Why does this picture get reposted so much?

>>85206988
2 beloved comedians who passed away

Haven't seen it yet, but Vigalondo is a madman. I was last year in FIB and discovered that he tours with Joe Crepúsculo as a dancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2N8J8cxh3I

It's alright.

Well worth watching.

>>85206542

>aww look it da quirky comedy
>I'm a drunk bitch but all my problems are because of men

NOT TODAY FAGGOT

>>85206362
ah yes how terrible, protecting her from an abusive husband

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWwc9w4hfJJ/
Ummm, David, can you please be LESS sexist, sweetie?

>tfw you liked Windowm

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He was spoiled kid who wanted dragon. And when he didn't get his dragon...

>>85206180
He knew that he just lost that kinky frogfu pussy that was going to /ss/ him lovingly

Lack of paternal guidance

He would have been the greatest king since Aegon V if Tyrion hadn't autistic screeched Tywin

>>85206118

Maybe you're a fag

>>85206132
Totally possible. But honestly. Neither feeled particularly original, funny or anything special.

They were okay movies, sure, but judging by their ratings, I expected something more special.

>>85206183
Yep, you're a fag.

>>85206059
John Wayne films suck

>>85206083
Spotted the idiot that just generalizes

>>85206059
these characters are one dimensional as fuck
>wacky and clumsy nerd
>asian with strict parents
>depressed skinny kid
>rich jock
>bully jock
>sassy faggot™
>lonely kid who'll go contra on the school
>black girl thirsty for BWC
>other black girl thirsting for BWC
the only interesting character is Justin, who is a complete cuck
> At least it is a start for full representation of my people
Clay's dad is a nu-male, there's that

Still don't understand why they went with Kazakhstan, it's an asian country. They wanted to show slavs and gypsies, that's Moldova and Romania.

>you will never be the town rapist

>>85205749
Because literally no-one in the West gives a shit about such niceties

>>85205496
for you

>>85205524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI07pG-er64

Is it me or did maise look awful in the last episode

I preferred From Beyond, mostly because of the FX. Although I guess Re-Animator is more light-hearted which makes it stand out.

>>85205469
yes plz

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>>85205469
>Lovecraftian

>>85205283
Can they get through the blast shields?

>>85205283

Wasn't the whole point to escape?

>>85205283
In the end battle of TPM, the Tartakovsky Clone Wars and the Filoni Clone Wars, it's shown that Droidekas are easily killed once their shields are down. This can be by explosives, blaster bolts more powerful than from handheld i.e. starship/turbolaser cannon, ion weaponry i.e. droid poppers, or by getting then to go into the rolling mode by chasing you. Way I see it, this was an early encounter with a Droideka, so they weren't sure of its capabilities. They could've deflected blaster bolts back at the droids until the shields were down, force crushed them or went at them with the sabers, but it was unnecessary when they could just back out of the situation. To quote Obi-Wan, there are alternatives to fighting.

>>85205230
Did they just give Dunkirk a low rating earlier?

Dunkirk? More like Dumb Jerk!

Dubs and Nolan will die fighting in World War 4. His spaceship will be shot down by CIA.

One of the most overrated directors at the moment.