/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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I just worked on this meme for 4 hours, i thought there weren't enough johnnyposters so i had to make something for them

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>Everett Mcgill is going to be at the Twin Peaks panel at ComicCon even though he hasn't even been in an episode yet
What the hell is he going to talk about?

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>>85196589

>>85196643

How Twin Peaks awakened his passion for drapes

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>>85196589

Lynch gave any interview since the season started? Did they ask about the series?

>>85196643
"well, y'know, uh, I was so excited when david asked me to be back."

>>85196643
He'll be in episode 11, which they're showing at ComicCon tomorrow.

moby was playing at the roadhouse?

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https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

I Love Cooper.

>>85196732
>>85196659
thanks tracey.

Is Love, Lies, and Murder any good? My mom used to watch it as a kid and I only now realize it has Laura and nuDonna.

>>85196931
ayyyyyyyyye not bad kid

>>85196959
it's got mr. crabs too

What's this I'm hearing about Bowie being in the Comic Con episode? All bullshit?

>>85196987
Jesus, I'm gonna have to see this either way

>>85196909
He was playing at the glass box, actually.

>>85197069
I haven't heard anything like that.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85197069
Yes. He performs "New Killer Star" at the Roadhouse, at the end the Laura orb crashes through the roof, killing Audrey (who was visiting), and reincarnates Laura

>>85197069
You heard wrong bitch

Her Lynch impression is so cute
https://youtu.be/4Ndr8KD0g8Y?t=62

In Sweden the closed captioning says that Sylvia is Richard’s mother’s mother. Their language apparently does not have a generic term for grandparent.

>>85197092
>>85197143
A few of the twin peaks fansites who are inside enough to possibly get that sort of info but unprofessional enough to not be able to keep their ndas are hinting at it.
https://twitter.com/TwinPeaksArchve/status/887776749752172544
https://twitter.com/VisitTwinPeaks/status/887786878300073984

https://m.imgur.com/WA4NYci

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What did you guys think of the deleted scene where Sheriff Truman and Donna visit Audrey in hospital?

>>85197317
it's not going to happen, sorry.

>>85197228
Thanks for the link

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Post characters that remind you of yourself

>>85197420
is this the part where everybody is supposed to go OMG where did you find this SAUCE PLEASE!!!! Is this from the long lost Phillip Jeffries movie?? like a bunch of fucking retards

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>>85197464
i printed this out on a full size sheet of paper and taped it to my wall as a reminder

REQUIRED WATCHING:

[YouTube] Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces - Room Above The Convenience Store (Video Clip) HD (embed)

Don't return until you have.

Dougie eating panties when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

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You guys wanna finally discuss the major spoilers included in this screenshot from the Lynch documentary? It's a page of the script. Haven't seen anybody discussing it..

>"(...) is on tube TV in livingroom. (...) now we enter the film and it becomes the reality. Cole has a dream of speaking with Monica Bellucci in a side walk cafe in Paris - they are discussing "We are like the dreamer who dreams - then lives inside the dream." and then Monica asks Cole "Who is the dreamer? Whose dream are we living in?" He says "Cooper was there with me but I couldn't see his face." (We see only the back of Cooper's (...) wearing his black suit.)

>>85197538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdmYsbW-cY

my b

>>85197586
can some autists get on deciphering that full page?

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>>85197464

>>85197317
that first tweet is fucking me up right now. i know he won't be in it but holy shit if he is...

>>85197120
>ewe arr
>sofa king
>we
>todd
>ed

>>85197617
we're just naked screaming little fucks

>>85196589
nice

>>85197472
No, it's the part where you post "is this the part where everybody is supposed to go OMG where did you find this SAUCE PLEASE!!!! Is this from the long lost Phillip Jeffries movie?? like a bunch of fucking retards" like a retard.

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>>85197464

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>>85197675

>>85197718
>it's not odd at all
>it's the european way

>>85197710
sorry, i should have gone along with your totally awesome LARP, you're right

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I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR

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>>85197565

where can i watch the third season?

Based Lynch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9Wpkvnwlg

Just recently rewatched S1-2 and I forgot in ep 21 of S2 peoples arms just start shaking uncontrollably for a few seconds and stop and that was never explained. Did I miss something?

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>>85197872

>>85197565
Where's the original? That fangirl is one hot little piece of ass.

>>85197903
LSD flashbacks

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Reminder that last thread, bottom, contains all the answers

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>>85198007
How did they make her head so big?

>>85197926
for some reason that original one gets taken down a lot, if you find it you should link it here so i can save that shit and keep posting it everywhere

>>85197926
Right? I'd masticate her goo-encrusted unmentionables every day of the week, and twice on Sundays!

>>85197565
HOLY JUMPIN GEORGE

>>85197893
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyr8w6qKK6A

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ray wise aka leland googled "son fucks stepmom" and outed himself on twitter kek

>>85198007
extremely unnerving

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>>85198182
Uncle Leland?

>>85197903
Foreshadowing the opening of the portal at Glastonbury Grove and Bob coming though it at the end of the episode.

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>I could throw a car farther than I'd trust that rat fuck

I want an hour of Kyle MacLachlan doing nothing but eating, drinking coffee, and smiling.

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>>85198325

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So I think we came to the consensus that these two are /ourguys/. But which if the two is most relatable?

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>>85198182
/ourguy/

>>85198182
Fuck you made me check

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>>85196589
approved

>>85198354
Right is just a typical junkie.
Left is pure evil.

>>85198424
what do you mean? it's real. he only deleted it after someone on facebook shared it and people made him notice in the replies.

I am turning on the Grindr in Missoula, hoping for a good match.

>>85198803
screenshot those replies then faggot

>>85198182
holy shit, I didn't see those tabs when I first saw it, so I didn't think anything of it

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>>85198831
fuck he deleted the tweet, but this is still up

>>85198863
>>85198803
>>85198182
samefaaaaaag lyingfaaaag

>>85198886
alright well spare the mans dignity already and don't turn this into a huge meme, he's suffered enough he was watching black granny porn

Call for help.

>>85198886

This is fake, this never happened.

>>85198999
When are you going to make your appearance in Twin Peaks: the Return, Mr. Wise?

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How do I into Dougie-mode?

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>>85198893
nope
>>85198999
If there is a way to to find deleted tweets, let me know. I said I saw the tweet, but didn't pay attention to tab marks

also, this tweet verifies that there was a tweet prior that was deleted
https://twitter.com/spectralsparrow/status/887880235345207296

>>85199040
He did already.

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>>85199043

>>85198999
but it's still up desu

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>>85199043
Eating pussy in the Black Lodge for 25 years

Ugh
What a stinker

Why did Lynch star in this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERZw-Uvb5k

>>85199086
Nobody Dougie has fucked is attractive.

what's the fucking deal with candy

Is the madman doing it again this season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goVpmiFCIBc

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>>85199169
Martin Short went to my high school
That is his most notable achievement

>>85199282

he looked like shit, but now he's hot as fuck and i'd suck his p

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>>85196589

>>85199299
>>85199169
what in the hell was martin short thinking?

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I like how /tv/ calls Rick and Morty "Reddit: The Show", meanwhile /tpg/ is constantly at the top of the catalog despite the fact that twin peaks fans are all SJWs, trannies, and nu-males. here's some proof from last year's twin peaks fest in north bend, WA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-e4dmSnXPo

>>85199380

/tpg/ is the redditiest and the tumblriest show ever

>>85199237
She's on the drug.

>>85199237

a dumb bimbo holy shit not everything is suspicious there stop being a redditor

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>>85199380
Listen, those people are faggots. But I'm not one of them, I swear. That's not me. i go where I please

>>85199486
no bimbo is that aloof and stupid

This is the worst show about geometry that I've ever seen.

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>>85199486
>tells someone to stop being a redditor
>posts in /tpg/

>>85197497

*blocks your path*

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>>85199380
No, that's /who/

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>>85198182

this is what working with Lynch does to people

>>85199832
>>85199380
and GoT. Both shows are infinitely more "reddit" than TP. And yes, TP does have a faggy west coast liberl fan base, but they're in it for the cherry pie. I'm in it for that Lynching

>>85197607
I NEED MORE INSIDE THE MOUTH KINO SHOTS IN THE NEW SEASON

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>>85199897
Not to mention Twin Peak's relative obscurity. Yes, there are prominent online fanbases, but it's near impossible to find someone IRL that watches the show. People really overinflate how popular this show is.

>>85199380
The best thing is the people in denial that get worked up when you say it

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>>85199380
Twin Peaks: The Return is not the same show as the original run

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>>85199880
What, give you AIDS?

>>85199974
And they have a right to, because it's simply not true.

>>85200045
sure thing

>>85200012
>and this is something I don't like

I wish people spoke truthfully on Twitter.

>>85200012
twin peaks fest 2017 is going down in 9 days. it's going to be the exact same SJW retards that show up every year only this time they're going to be on their period twice as hard because of e10

>>85200080
It's that type of "safe" speech that nu-males use to avoid confrontation while complaining

>>85200108
Yeah but they'll be dressing as characters from the first seasons that only get like 5 minutes of screentime in S3

They're not fans of this new season

>>85200012
Fucking hell.
If we're going to make Vaccines compulsory for everyone, then we should make testosterone boosters compulsory for numales.

>>>>85200080
that wouldn't have fit in the 140 characters limit

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>>85199967
You only think that because you're, like, 20. The first season of this show was fucking huge and broke into the mainstream a lot - check out kyle mclaughlin's SNL episode or the two homages to twin peaks in classic simpsons. meanwhile, enjoy this front three-quarters view of two (actual) adults sharing a tender moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCs_kGSs0M4

>>85200012
>(((Lee Scheinbeim)))
more like lynched sheinbeim, amirite

>>85200179
>>They're not fans of this new season

Oh gee, thanks for letting as know

>>85196823
tomorrow?

>>85200268
yea. that was 27 years ago. Twenty seven. It's one thing if it was 10 or 15 years ago. Even 20 perhaps. But the show was only popular for a season and 1/3

>>85200179
and yet they'll be 99% of the people attending, scolding sheryl lee during the Q&A about mysoginy and probably throwing glitter on richard horne while zonked out on cherry pie a la mode and lexapro. it'\\s sold out but i live an hour and a half drive from north bend and i'\m gonna crash the party just to see the shitshow

what character should i be. leland? bob? leo? who would be the most triggering?

I'm gonna be there on Friday dressed as Dougiecoop, if you see me say HELLOOO-OOO-OOO!

>>85200416
be yourself

>>85200400
I'm 29 and I grew up watching this show because it was a huge deal and my parents loved it., and they were square as hell. Better get to sleep, kiddo, I'm sure you have at least one or two classes you have to make up in the summer for being such a total dipshit

>>85200498
>grew up with the show
Shit I didnt know 2 year olds have memories of watching twin peaks back in 1990, Fuck face

>entire thread became people trying to prove old fans don't like the show because otherwise they wouldn't feel special about liking it

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>>85200416

DA ESS JAY DOUBLE U'S

>>85200541
There was this magical invention in the 1990s called a VHS player. It could also record onto blank tapes, so that you could watch anything that had aired on TV later, at your convenience. It'\\s pretty obscure, I'\m sure you've never heard of it, just like how nobody has ever heard of Twin Peaks.

>>85200655
your sarcasm is making me wince. congrats on being a passive aggressive faggot

>>85200498
>they were square as hell
yes, that's the audience for this show.

>>85200655
lmao fuck off grampa
only people born in the late 90s allowed in this thread
LYNCHED

>>85200697
Gee buddy, feeling a little LYNCHED there? Congrats on not having clear memories of anything before 2012

If people want to make believe that Lynch is telling any kind of congruent story, that's their business. For the rest of the normal everyday run of the mill person, this season is just as nonsensical and confusing as was season 2. Lynch is quite possibly the only man alive who can convince Showtime to waste money on a program that will waste an hour each week telling a tale of nothing. Showtime should do us all a favor and cancel Twin Peaks. The only thing good about the show, EVER, was season 1, 28 years ago. They should've left a good thing die.

>>85200765
yuck. more passive aggressiveness. That's how females argue. You're even more square than your faggy parents

>>85200788

this, rumor is they will not renew it for season 4 and lynch will put a veto on last 4 episodes

If the show isn't for nu-males why is it at ComiCon with the likes of
>Avengers
>Justice League
>other comicbook movies
>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>etc.
They are even showing an episode exclusively to them.

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>mfw i derail the only general thread on /tv/ that i give a shit about because i'm drunk on local washington beer and possessed by BOB

>>85200843
newsflash, there are a lot of numales that watch a lot of tv. Watching tv is kind of fucked as is. There are many numales who watch shows such as Oz and the Wire. Every show has fags. But GoT and Dr Who have the majority right now

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CUTE!!

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>>85199043
Cooper's hair is different in this scene than in the scene from the trailer.

The Cooper in the trailer could very possibly be Mr. C.

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>>85200808
Did you just fucking misgender me?

>>85200416
Woodsman

>>85200788
>this season is just as nonsensical and confusing
I keep seeing people saying over and over again how Twin Peaks is hard to understand or how it doesn't make sense. Are these people joking? Maybe the new season is somewhat convoluted but the original is mostly straightforward apart froma few scattered supernatural bits. Were the normies back in 1990 really so adverse to absolutely any kind of ambiguity in storytelling that if something isn't immediately explainable they instantly had to jump to the conclusion that it doesn't make any sense?

>>85200971
ohh shit you're right. it'\s sold out, i don't have a ticket, but i could take a few days off to drive to north bend and lurk around in monochrome asking people if they gotta light and crush people's heads

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>>85198182
>Teens Anal...
Leland no

LELAND NO

>>85200843
Nu-males may watch Twin Peaks but Twin Peaks does not cater to nu-males unlike those other shows.

Reminder Dougie is based of Parsifal the "Pure Fool"

>>85197240
>Their language apparently does not have a generic term for grandparent.

It does but the more specific terms tend to be used when the relationship is known. Also, these terms have a more intuitive construction matrix than in English.

morförälder = grandparent

mormor = maternal grandmother

>>85201114
Dougie is Harlequin from the commedia dell'arte

>>85200595
Is that Jim Norton?

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS HER PROBLEM?

>>85197317
>fansites

You gullible fucking moron.

>>85199380
>more than one website likes a popular show

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Does she have an autist fetish?

>>85201157
Wrong.
Morförälder = Maternal grandparent.

>>85201408
This. She flipped from being hysterically upset for hitting the guy with a remote, to apathetic bitch. What happened

>>85201564
No, she has a fetish for the ideal make body

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Is Twin Peaks magical realist? If not, how would you describe the magic / supernatural stuff, without using the word "Lynchian"?

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>>85201408
Autism

>10 episodes in
>we are still at the same point as episode 1

>>85201626
It is uncomfortable in an otherwise seemingly comfortable setting which makes it spooky

>>85201679
b-b-but the p-pacing is all about the k-k-k-k-kino, right g-g-guys? Lynch is r-really a g-g-g-g-genius!

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What's his fucking issue?

>>85201737
he's got awful thumbs

>>85201737
He watched the show for the memes

The series will end with billions of golden eggs floating in a weird world that are different realities, some which Twin Peaks exist in. This series isn't the original reality, it's a different one.

showtime should sue desu

how do you just blow 30 mil on this

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>>85201687
Yes, but what about stuff that's explicitly weird, like the Red Room, the Mauve Zone, that black box that morphs into a piece of silver, etc...

"industrial esoteric" are the best two words I can put together that describe it, but even then it doesn't quite fit.

>>85201267
Yeah, he's calling into Chip's show.

>>85201626
It's magical realism

>>85201774
It is weird and not like what is otherwise going on which makes it stand out and as a result of that it becomes and feels supernatural and also unnatural
That is why the finale of S2 is amazing the first time you see it but every time afterwards you know what it is and the magic feeling just isn't really there any more

>>85201833
>David doesn't know who Yasujiro Ozu is
Fucking pleb
https://youtu.be/MIlmdLPUdpg?t=30m7s

>>85201898
God damn it, I didn't mean to reply to anyone

>>85201737
Was setting Chad up as "the bad guy" from the start a pleb move? Or is the "j/k, this good guy is actually bad" the real pleb move?

How do I get into Crowley/Thelema?

>>85201773
Lynch's career is over

He won't even get arrested in Hollywood after this is over

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____?

>>85201898
He's from rural Montana. Give him some slack. He doesn't have to know every director ever.

>>85201980
light 10 candles and put them all up your bum

>>85202017
SLUT

>>85202149
SLUTE

>>85202178
LUTE

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>>85202201
hahaha yes

>>85202233
what the hell, when is cooper going to stop acting retarded

>>85201774
I think all that stuff is essentially just a manifestation of the concepts of good, evil, karma, god, the devil...the show just fulfils our fantasy about there being some ethereal force controlling the world that we can bargain with....rather than just chaos

https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6o9g7i/no_spoilers_my_family_owns_the_property_where_the/

lmao

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>>85202336
ree tar dead

>giant starts floating in the air
>burps some sparkling
>Laura is inside it
>this is considered the pinnacle of television in 2017

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>>85202391
naomi giv two rides?

>>85202433
>>85202391
why does kyle make that weird face whenever hes eating. something wrong with his throat?

>>85202345
>rather than just chaos
Did you watch the show? It doesn't fulfill any fantasy of control. There is conspiracy stuff, yes, but that's pretty minimal. BOB is a metaphor for abuse (there's literally a scene where the police ask Mrs Palmer whether it's easier to believe that their husband was possessed or whether he actually knowingly did the acts). FWWM blurs the line between Leland and BOB.

>the show just fulfils our fantasy about there being some ethereal force controlling the world that we can bargain with
And the morality of the Lodge spirits is dubious at times. At the surface MIKE looks like he wants to stop BOB and help Laura, for example, but really it's just so he can reclaim stolen garmonbozia.

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>>85202451
his
throat

>>85198182
What does health insurance in california have to do with his tweet anyway?

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>>85198182
>black gran-

>>85202532
>looking up black granite countertops while fapping

>>85201638

HMMM SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A TV REMOTE WONDER WHAT LYNCH WAS HINTING AT WITH THIS

>>85202708
he want us to watch his tv movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4

>>85203026
Always preferred this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GVr1l7Xbko

>>85203048
This one is also good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEJniCCuqR4

So Episode 10 ended that way only because Lynch wanted to shill a song he made? What the fuck

>>85203105
Wait what

>>85203105
That song was made back during Mulholland Drive era and was only released in 2011 on a Rebekah Del Rio album, which funded through kickstarter and was dedicated to her young and only child who died of cancer.
That episode was the first time I and most people found out about it. If Lynch wanted to profit off it, he would have just stuck it as a bonus track on one of his solo albums or put it out as a single under his name. He didn't It flew under the radar.
https://soundcloud.com/kexp/dean-hurley-reveals-surprises-in-latest-twin-peaks

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!

there's such a weird vibe with hawk

>>85203428
He's an Indian

What if the actors showing up at comic-con are the ones that don't know the truth about Lynch?

>>85203514
you are not invited midget! deal with it!

>>85203428
like what?

>>85203555
Of course Michael isn't invited since he knows the truth

>>85199237
she gets my d up

>>85203593
up up down down left right left right b a

>>85197420

And?

anyone have big boner

>>85203715
Why are you asking?

>>85203745
i wanted to say something stupid

>>85201603
Classic histrionic personality disorder, basically just a cunt

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>>85197228
>tfw no qt strayan accent naomi watts gf
why even live

>>85201737
He's a dirty cop and a prick, what's to get?

>>85200012
ugh

I think we can all agree that we all have some Johnny in all of us. That's what makes him so sympathetic.

gobble gobble gobble

>>85198182
>black granny
>teen anal
oh ray my boi you were perfect for leland

>>85197228
Janey-E is so hot. I wish I was Coop in that sex scene, I'd have pulled her over and eaten her asshole

>>85203514
which truth?

>>85198182
>no gay sex with hats

>>85204163
That he is a rapist and murderer

It's you, anon. It's always been you.

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>>85204232

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booty got me like

>>85204570
How's Annie?

>>85204611
honestly though where is she?

>>85204638
She went back to the convent and became a nun to escape from the trauma

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>>85204638
>he doesn't know

Here's my list of media I would recommend to Twin Peaks fans:
The X-Files
The Twilight Zone
It
Any more?

>>85200455
Be careful, I just payed a midget to try shoot you when you're leaving

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>>85197464
Unironically feel like a mix of these two.

>>85204943
so autistic?

>>85204955
Autistic in a way that I and others can handle.

wait the little guy from the original series is still alive, why aren't they using him?
I thought they replaced him because he was dead

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>>85204978
>tfw autistic in a way that I and others can't handle
captcha: Windham

>>85204879
As far as literature I would recommend Kafka and Gogol short stories.
>>85204943
So you pine for yourself but also reject yourself for being too young?

>>85204987
He's went crazy and accused David Lynch of raping his daughter just because of a personal feud with him.
>>85204995
Just be cute looking and try to act subtle and polite. It's how I get by.
>>85205001
>So you pine for yourself but also reject yourself for being too young?
In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

>>85200655
>invention in the 90's
It was invented in the 50's and home use was 70's

>>85201603
>This. She flipped from being hysterically upset for hitting the guy with a remote, to apathetic bitch. What happened

You're a feeble bitch who has just slapped a mafioso who kills people for a living.

How would you respond?

>>85205042
>Just be cute looking and try to act subtle and polite. It's how I get by.
It was mostly a jape. The hardest I sperg out is sending Twin Peaks memes and reaction images to my friends who don't know anything about Twin Peaks

>>85204114
It could be " black grandson fucks white grandad"

>>85205272
I'd like that

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Best Roadhouse girl coming through.

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Is Naomi Watts autistic?

>>85205402
so this... is the power... of David Lynch... wow

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Sheryl Lee is sweet, kind and CUTE!!

>>85205461
Wait until you see his texts with Chrysta Bell.

>>85205402
>this is your brain on trascendal mediation

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>>85205507
>"hey bby u wan sum fuk"
>"yes"

>>85205402
>>85205461
Imagine being so fucking cool that even as an elderly man you make Hollywood movie star actresses spill their spaghetti around you.

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>>85205507
>>85205536
I hope he's destroyed that ass

>>85205558
she is HIS pusy slave

>>85205402
she should just be glad he didn't get Willem Dafoe on the phone to roleplay as Bobby Peru

>>85205402
who the fuck is Dave

>>85205402
>STOP IT BITCH

He really does have women-issues.

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>>85205575
>to roleplay as
>implying Dafoe isn't Bobby Peru IRL

>>85205402
You'd think a 70 year old director would have better things to do than play with their phone sending teenager jokes to people.

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>>85205621
You'd be surprised to see what Lynch is willing to do

>>85205593
She interrupted him during his meditation. This is like disturbing a guy after he snorted some coke.

>>85205593
No, he has issues with people in general. The behind the scenes footage of Inland Empire is proof of this. Also, he notoriously hates interviews and would rather be at home working without being bothered.

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>>85205621
>he thinks millionaire film directors are beholden to societal norms

>>85205659
>father tries to be supportive
>post it on twitter for a laugh

What a cunt

>>85205659
>>85205402
Is anyone else disturbed about people posting conversations with others without their permission?
Kind of a dick move.

>>85205705
you don't know whether it is or isn't without his permission. They could have screencapped it first and then asked if they could post it.

Would you be happy today if you truly believed James loved you?

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>>85198182
This is from the thread. Someone is asking about the screenshot.

No fucking way

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>>85205806
extremely

>>85205659
Aw

>>85205806
Fuck James and fuck you

He was never cool

>>85205806
not really, hes a pussy

>>85205659
LYNCHED

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>>85205815
>mfw ray wise probably jerks off to the YOURE GOING BACK scene

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>>85205659
Riley Lynch gives out strong rich douchebag vibes.

>>85205858
Nah, James is a sensitive soul and a bit messed up because his Mum's a massive slag. I'd still back him in a fist-fight against most of his peers.

>>85205880
So just like his father

>>85205893
>I'd still back him in a fist-fight against most of his peers.
even against based bobby?

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>>85199380
MAY I POLITELY ASK WHY THIS MATTERS?
I'M SURE THEY ARE VERY, VERY NICE PEOPLE!
THE MORE THE MERRIER I ALWAYS SAY.
ANYWAY, YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY SIR.

>>85205912
>bobby
>based

>>85205895
When was he a douchebag?

>>85201737
he's evil normie

>>85205912
1v1, yeah, just about.

Gotta say, though, Bobby's pretty fucking bold. Even if big Ed was drugged, he wasted no time at all going to town on his ass.

>>85205593
I think that was either a joke or atleast partially in jest.

>>85205880
Why is are faggots like Riley Lynch and Max Landis now the norm in terms of children of filmmakers?

>>85205958
>bobby not based
fuck shelly, fuck laura, cuck leo, based dad, has a job at the twin peaks pd, almost deflower audrey

>>85206017
What even happened to businessman Bobby?

>>85206049
hes currently a shareholder of the great northern

>>85206017
>wreaks a family
>has an affair with a married woman
>kills a guy
>tries to set up James
>violent, drug addict
>disrespect his mom and dad
>tries to cheat the state
>etc.

>>85206049
He snapped out of it when Gordon cucked him.
He realized being a businessman made him lose sight of what mattered.

>>85206153
>wreaks a family
wat
>has an affair with a married woman
so?
>kills a guy
in self defense
>tries to set up James
fuck James, he lied to police
>violent, drug addict
he wasn't an addict he was a pusher, he fought a couple of dudes like every teen boy
>disrespect his mom and dad
as does every teen
>tries to cheat the state
exposing the flaws in the welfare state, based

>>85199380
Twin Peaks is basically in favor of small town life, '50s nostalgia, and romantic heterosexual love. That's as avant-garde as you can get these days. Reddit still thinks atheism is the hottest new thing.

>>85206153
>wreaks a family
????
>has an affair with a married woman
just like james
>kills a guy
well he did good (Drug trafficker). james did also kill a guy (the car repair incident)
>tries to set up james
normally you would do the same if someone had an affair with your girl
>violent, drug addict
was a teen-phase
>disrespect his mom and dad
yet get over it unlike james and his pussyness
>tries to cheat the sate
he was just a kid, now he work to protect his community
>etc
implyin

>>85206013
Grew up with lots of spoils and little parental control and got to hang with celebs at degenerate Hollywood parties.

>>85206330
>>85206330
>>85206330
>>85206330

>>85200788
It's mystical. Mystical things tend not to be plain and clear cut. It's like asking for a horror movie where you always know exactly where and what the danger is. The anticipation and uncertainty is part of the story.

>>85206267
>>85206296
>wreaks a family
he disrupted Leo and Shelly marriage

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>>85206296
>all these mental gymnastics

>>85206362
he once again did good
leo was a fuck that abused of shelly's innocence
>>85206376
t. james

>>85206286
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

>>85206362
>Leo and shelly
>family
kek. You mean Master/slave
That "family" needed to be wrecked.
It was Leo's fault anyway.

>>85206396
>>85206407
He just wanted a clean house and a loyal wife, he is the only true victim in the show

>>85206416
well then he would have started with leaving the drug business and stop seeing other girls

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this bitch can sing
also her dress

>>85206445
>it's okay when Bobby was selling drug and flirting with other women tho

>>85201035

People who are too dumb to follow something convince themselves it 'just doesn't make sense'.

>>85206495
>this bitch can sing
I know, so why use pitch correction? It sounded stupid.

>>85206330

last for dugpa

>>85198182
pretty good taste desu

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>>85205659
>Lynch will never be you're Dad and let you fuck the tp cast by giving you his blackmail evidence

>>85198182
Not having a tab "S3 ending Lucy is Bob explained"

>>85198182
can he be any more based???

>>85200788
>nonsensical and confusing
history repeats itself it seems- this is exactly what ppl said about FWWM

>>85208553
>>85208553
>>85208553