How come this 2/10 makes it in the biggest movie franchise of the century?
Are they so fucking afraid of jealous white women???
Ever checked porn site stats for western countries? Asians are always among the Top3 almost everywhere.
>episode begins in pitch darkness
>you can hear young sheldon's heavy breathing
>heavy footsteps can also be heard somewhere nearby, as if someone is moving from room to room
>after a dramatic moment of silence, the blackness is suddenly pierced by a blinding wash of light
>a grimacing, sweaty face comes into view (played by an aged Jim Parsons)
>"TRYING TO HIDE FROM YOUR FATHER, ARE YOU? COME HERE YOU DISRESPECTFUL WORM"
>"FUCK THIS"
>a fist shoots from out of view and knocks young sheldon on his back
>a groggy sequence commences depicting the young boy being dragged throughout the derelict house
>when sheldon comes-to, he's back in his basement cage
>tonight, there is no bowl of the usual slop waiting for him, he'll just have to go to bed hungry again
>at least he still has Mr. Monkey, his favourite toy and only friend
>he pulls the string on Mr. Monkey's back and the action figure croaks out its familiar catch-phrase:
>Bazinga
>>85186409
Wow this was bad
>>85186409
That would be a fucking helluva cold open, desu.
sequel / reboot when?
>>85186306
when there will be a diverse enough cast
Sequel comes out in like a day, it's called Valerian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY8C3cIMR4o
What the fuck is this? Why the fuck did you hype this show so much?
It's about a ultra conservative Pope who wants to bring the church back to its medieval glory. And the guy is literally a saint and can make miracles.
A fucking masterpiece.
>>85497705
Don't blame /tv/ just because you're a pleb anon, that's the path of failure and weakness.
>>85497705
What is the most kino Top Gear part?
I nominate the V12 Vantage review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q0Svvdrx_E
Also the Disco Volante review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxF9vFJezRA
>gushing about a British car
Wow, how surprising.
Lately I've been feeling nostalgic for my high school days. Post your favorite high school tier movies
>>85497655
Bump
Being nostalgic is for cunts that have shitty preseng lives and need to remember the past to feel good
Hope you kys
Scary Movie 3
This time its Macross/Robotech
>Two long years after being announced, there are signs that Warner Bros.’ live-action Robotech movie might actually be moving forward. The Hollywood Reporter says that Andy Muschietti, fresh off directing the upcoming movie adaptation of Stephen King’s horror classic It, has been hired to helm Robotech.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/robotech-movie-director-andy-muschietti-direct-1021744
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1682620/the-robotech-movie-has-found-its-director
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/andy-muschietti-robotech-it-sony-1202497653/
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-director-of-the-new-it-movie-signs-on-to-bring-robo-1796991824
How much money do these cunts have to lose before they learn to leave anime the hell alone?
I hope they lose even more money on this.
If this movies end up successful, more and more live action abominations will come into being. And then weak-willed mangaka and studios hard up for money will start making series that are "easier to adapt" for Hollywood. Then the entire medium will be trash.
Films have been shit for decades. No reason to let that cancer spread to the other mediums.
>>85186225
Anime is more cheesy, melodramatic, and cliche than even cartoons and comics. It's pathetic that Hollywood is getting this desperate for any sort of low quality source they can sell off to the masses. What's next? Tabletops? Papercraft? Corporate mascots? .
so another piece of trash based on a piece of shit that will stay in development hell for at least a decade
Who had the best joker performance, and why was it Jesse Eisenberg.
Also I love how they did that amazing easter egg in BvS that Lex Luthor is joker's father. Makes sense why he's so psychologically fucked up.
>le redcapes are coming
>le REDCAPES ARE COMING
Man Synder really is a genius isn't he.
>>85186203
>Man Synder really is a genius isn't he.
I agree just look at this depth of story telling
>>85186203
>>85186279
Kek Bravo Synder
>>85186203
you marlets really should just kys
What the hell happened to the survivor oreo song? The fact I can't find a single reference, or online comment which is negative towards this show just screams censorship to me.
Does anyone remember this? I specifically remember this stupid show having a song that went "Oreoreoreoreoooaaaah" All about oreos. I remember discussing product placement in relation to this.
>>85186191
Should I have put this in /x/ under mandela effect evidence, or what?
What do you guys think of it?
Pretty obvious that sugar is bad
Especially Super Size me: sugar edition
Although this has more fact based info than the other
Why didn't I like this movie?
>>85497491
because you didn't like it
more importantly, why did you make this thread?
>>85497649
to circlejerk with fellow haters lol
>>85497491
Cause youre just a contrarian little baby. Great movie.
Is it kino?
Was Vito gay? I don't understand why he sucked that guy's dick, and let that other dude fuck him in the ass.
it was a joke
Why don't you take blood pressure medicine and count the seconds until you ride a dick
is Nelson the best character or am I just a bully?
>>85185950
no just a pleb
>>85186007
did you know bullying predates agriculture? let's walk.
>friend tells me about this movie
>"dude it's so scary, like Silent Hill but way spookier"
>"it's got a great story too"
>download it
>first 40-45 minutes it's bretty gud, interesting and suspenseful
>progressively gets boring and confusing
>makes no sense in the last 40 minutes
>ends suddenly
What the fuck? Why is this rated so high? I want 90 minutes of my life back. Fuck this movie.
>>85497368
Because good horror movies are rare nowadays and it has le lovecraftian eldritch monsters in it and uses practical effects instead of CGI, so people eat it up.
>>85497368
i thought the first half was far better than the second as well. it was a bit of trainwreck, but i like what they tried to do. their next attempt will be better.
This got shilled on /tv/ super hard