Post your top 5 favorite directors and your favorite movie by them. Recommend things to others.
Fassbinder- Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
Bergman- Shame
Akerman- News From Home
Sirk- The Imitation of Life
Noe- Love
Just watched this movie because it's one of my moms favorites. It was pretty bad most of the time but had some really funny moments. I guess you had to be born in the 60's to enjoy it because of its nostalgia factor.
SAGGING
you lack a soul
It was a time when the idea of living on your own terms was considered something desirable. People didn't have the internet to keep their behavior in line with what everyone else approves of.
>veteran cop partnered with other professional cop.
>in the middle of a critical covert mission
>everything going well
>third rookie cop crashes in, blows everyone's cover
>veteran cop's partner is injured in the gunfight
>Veteran cop is now forced by his boss to partner with rookie cop
>Hilarious shenanigans ensue
>>85548377
name 13 movies where this happens
>>85548377
you could have just said:
> veteran cop's partner injured
> teamed with rookie cop
learn how to post retard
*points at you*
lets be honest.
Hayden wasnt that bad and revenge of the sith was probably the most kino star wars of them all..
no, the prequel are all equally shit and you should feel bad for making this thread
>>85530410
i bet you liked TFA and rouge one... kys
>>85548341
Agreed RotS was the best SW movie
>>85548381
rouge one wasnt great but shit nigga it was 1000 times better than TFA..
dont slide my thread for some bullshit.. revenge of the sith was fucking great. it just was, it encapsulated everything darth vader was and solidified anakin as an anti hero..
shit nigga, you could understand a villian for once because of the revenge of the sith..
rouge one transitioned between 3 and 4 well.. TFA just fucking blew.. worse than phantom
Where do I begin? Wow, this is without a doubt the weakest story in the saga thus far. It doesn't even explain WHY finding Luke is so important.
Nothing is explained in this film.
Our new heroes are Rey, (who plays the Luke Skywalker role of A New Hope) and Finn, basically our comedy relief character, who for whatever reason tags along for the adventure.
Their main goal is, by the luxury of endless coincidences in this poorly thought out movie; to stop the threat that is the First Order and their SUPER DEATH STAR, (wait for it.....) STARKILLER! And also, find that old hermit Luke.
Seriously, there are so many instances where you'll stop and think, "wow they're always there at the right time. How convenient". Such as, finding the Millennium Falcon by chance, running into Han Solo by chance, finding Luke's old lightsaber by chance, and my favourite, R2D2 waking up from low-power mode for no apparent reason other than to MOVE THIS NONSENSICAL PLOT ALONG!
Kylo Ren's character is ruined when he takes off his mask. You can't take him seriously anymore, he was a legit badass for the first hour of the movie, but that's all destroyed.
Han Solo dies very predictably, he falls off the platform looks ridiculous and I actually laughed out loud at how stupid it looked.
The last third of the film is where I realized I was watching a parody. It is literally beat for beat, Episode IV and VI combined. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. A trench run to destroy Death Star 3 (the starkiller) and an underwhelming lightsaber duel between insta-Jedi Rey and Kylo Ren. As many others have said, if you've seen A New Hope, you've seen this movie, but that movie was actually good.
And lastly, the movie ends with Rey handing over the lightsaber to Luke (who's green screened into the shot BTW, looks super fake) and the two engage in a cringe worthy awkward staring contest with no words being spoken...
Was that a parody I just witnessed?
>>85263557
Fun fact, I'm the originator of this pasta
>>85263883
Lies. I created the pasta
>The crowd shuffles in their seats nervously
>David wets his lips with his tongue
>He leads the microphone towards his breast, up to his chin of granite
>"Well..."
>Not a sound can be heard
>Contorted faces of the white audience are seen holding in gases, arms clenched to the chairs avoiding scratches, coughs and sneezes suppressed to not offend the God
>"...The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person. So they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick."
>YES KING SLAY erupts in the white audience
>A baby is sacrificed to Moloch
>David begins to levitate on stage and emits a bright light from his eyes that blinds the audience
>The truthbomb of all truthbombs is dropped and the enormous roar of the audience among the sacrifices and chants of the white slave masters can be heard for ten thousand miles
>David begins to descend through the stage and into the earths mantle
>He is not crazy, and he is now part volcano, part man, whole god. The holy trinity.
>>85263504
What is this even supposed to be referencing? Some interview with him?
>>85263556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7-s0rCvXFk
>>85263556
yeah, I think it was in reference to a martin lawrence breakdown or some shit
I never expected that in a great film, the thing that I recall years from now is the sound of Stuka dive bombers coming in.
>>85263486
yeah, the Jericho trumpets of the stukas sound awesome.
>>85263519
My wife was expecting a "Das boot" ending when you heard them the last time near the end.
Probably won't be too long before Hollywood makes a movie over Trump, let's start casting it.
Trump- Tom Hanks
Melania- Cate Blanchet or Olivia Wilde
Pence- William Fichtner
Obama- Andy Serkis
Hilary- Glen Close
Alex Jones- Nic Cage
Ivanka- Margot Robbie
Ben Carson- Idris Elba
Putin- Mads or Daniel Craig
Director- Oliver Stone likes doing movies on presidents but I could see Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, or Steven Soderbergh
Let's finish it out
>>85548307
Mark wahlberg as...
>>85548481
Don Jr
>not casting Robin Wright as Melania
>*stares at popular kids from a distance*
>>85263414
why
Same man, everyday bro
>>85263532
Just listen to the tapes.
Why did they allow him to come along with the fellowship? He already showed an intense weakness to the ring's power?
>>85263402
because his light tax policy made him very popular among the middle-earthlings
>>85263402
Of course you take Sean Bean. Everybody knows you have to bring at least one redshirt on the away party. Otherwise you might lose someone important.
because he was supposed to convince Gondor to support the fellowship
Just got back from watching DunkeyKirk. I found it very broad and easy to be honest. A bit of a circlejerk and basically had no German faces in it at all.
I was hoping to have a film which would actually teach plebs about war and it's actual horrors. In Dunkirk (the film) the soldier just ducked for a while whilst a bomber went over then got up and got on with it. No real horror or actual fear at all.
I just wanted something grittier. Not a single point was I shocked or horrified. I watched Fury and Schindler's List this week also and they are both superior films hand down.
>cast a female Dr. Who thinking it's a huge PR victory for your channel
>days later leaks reveal gender wage gap
LE JUSTO
>>85263213
Source?
>>85263213
>Peter Capaldi was reportedly paid £500,000 per episode of Doctor Who
>Jodie Whitaker, the replacement, has signed on to play the Doctor for £2.50 an episode
The BBC is a disugsting organisation.
Capaldi and Jodie are paid the same. You're fake news.
>This is seen as the best British film
>It's not even British
lmao?
I can't find this film anywhere.
W E
L is antifa now?
>phonefagging /pol/bait shitposter
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMSwait am I doing it wrong?