i am
>>85471941
a ham
a fat guy drowning
>>85471941
>a chapstick
>Raimi Trilogy
>cool as web tangling effects as it montages through each actor while showing a drawn out sketch of various scenes
>Homecoming
>remember Cowboys and India-
>AH EXCUSE ME PLUM SUGAR ITS NATIVE AMERICAN YOU DOLT
Where did it all go wrong?
I thought the general consensus was that natives find Native American condescending as fuck and think it glosses over all the terrible shit whites did to them so they prefer American Indian now.
Did you not realize it was a joke, you daft cunt?
You actually thought they were being serious? Aspie.
>>85473961
oh that's hilarious
wtf i love garbage now
What are some good fake movie posters inside tv shows? I know Drake and Josh had a few?
The Ultimate Shit Trip Edition.
Good luck, anon
>>85467721
1st for Futa 13
Doctor Whore
>>85472068
please don't start the thread with sexist drivel
next season of Riverdale is coming up. how hyped are you for it, /tv/?
I still don't know what the show is about. Betty is cute though I guess.
>Born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio
>53.3% black population
You think she's been culturally enriched yet?
>>85471574
giv britney gf
Well, would you?
>>85471517
>>85471517
>karlieklossrevealshertrueform.png
I can't believe that retard writer from Lost and Prometheus managed to make a series finale that's even better than Six Feet Under's.
what the fuck
>>85471409
Series?
>>85471961
The Leftovers
it is hard to believe things that didn't happen
Everyone prefers the Lord of the Marvels series to DC's inconsistant 'kino' entries right?
Critics: this movie for children is very predictable and uses many other sources for it's story.
Stop the fucking presses we have breaking news everyone. it's pretty fucking obvious all disney movies and extension to pixar rehash shit and also are predictable. Who pays these fucking mightier than thou asswipes?
i want to have sex with the "cars"
anyone else?
>>85471393
Why? Are you the guy in tv that revealed to his dad he liked to fuck cars?
itt: top kino episodes in their respective series
>go to lunch with 2 normie friends.
>they dont even know/care about 4chan.
>table next to us leaves.
>Hear waiter whisper "fucking normie" to himself
>Comes to our table
>takes our order
>he looks depressed as shit
>take a chance
>Look him dead in the eye and say: "I bet they dont even know about penis inspection day"
>my friends look at me like I just had a stroke.
>Waiter stops writting dead in his tracks
>lifts eyes
>a smile comes to his face
>puts notepad down
>"anything you want sir, its on the house"
>mfw we ate for free
>my friends keep asking why
>tell them that I think he was high
>never tell them about /tv/
>mfw it was just like Fight Club.
This might have been the coolest thing that ever happened to me, I still have the shivers.
>>85471339
/r/thathappened
ITT post examples of the worst movies in its genre
>>85471153
Killjoy series was actually kind of fun for a low budget private film.
It actually does more justice than a high budget mainstream shitfest like Jurassic World.
>>85471153
killjoy 3 is actually pretty good
>>85472745
3 was the crappier one of the series. 2 was the best perhaps, maybe followed by 1 or 4.
I saw this in theatres. It was alright.
>>85471109
DUDE IMMA AYY LMAO
"DUDE GOT ISN'T REAL" the movie
REPTILE
True Vidyakino
>>85470838
when lu kang did his bycycle kick i literally came
>>85470838
>what happens to me when Juno Reactor's Control starts playing.
I did not expect the end of this film to be so impactful. Charles Bronson was great in this film as was the rest of the cast.
"The Old Man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We'll always lose."
Wasn't western the capeshit of 60's and 70's?
>>85470563
No.
>>85470563
Yes, it was called Horseshit