>go to lunch with 2 normie friends. >they dont even know/care

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>go to lunch with 2 normie friends.
>they dont even know/care about 4chan.
>table next to us leaves.
>Hear waiter whisper "fucking normie" to himself
>Comes to our table
>takes our order
>he looks depressed as shit
>take a chance
>Look him dead in the eye and say: "I bet they dont even know about penis inspection day"
>my friends look at me like I just had a stroke.
>Waiter stops writting dead in his tracks
>lifts eyes
>a smile comes to his face
>puts notepad down
>"anything you want sir, its on the house"
>mfw we ate for free
>my friends keep asking why
>tell them that I think he was high
>never tell them about /tv/
>mfw it was just like Fight Club.

This might have been the coolest thing that ever happened to me, I still have the shivers.