Are you guys looking forward to Jurassic World 2?
I know I am!
how do you measure your penis? bone pressed or not?
>>86159704
from the base
>>86159704
Bone pressed.
>"I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists that support me."
What did he mean by this?
>go to his website
>go to the merchandise section
>Vincent Gallo's Sperm
>$1,000,000.00
>If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.
>If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt.
>Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes.
>Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion.
>This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.
>go to his website
>go to the merchandise section
>Vincent Gallo's Sperm
>$1,000,000.00
>If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.
>If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt.
>Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes.
>Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion.
>This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.
Defend this attempted murder you MCUcks
>>86159472
It's been a while since I watched this but you might be right. Cap really had no idea what spiderman's abilities were.
>>86159472
Fully justified, Spiderman is a threat to America.
>>86159551
Dude, he practically flied around with those web slingshots. He could have either thought he would jump, or something along those lines.
/int/Edition.
>tfw posting in a dead general
>>86160153
It has it's moments.
>>86160153
Is anything in that picture from this millennium?
Any other shows with a dark, crime investigation, smokey bars, drugs, depression aesthetic like this? Love this shit, especially on a summer night like this
>>86158323
Ricky and Morty
>>86158323
The killing is great but i suggest watching it in the fall/winter
It has a great feel to it, yeah.
I can't think of any other shows but I watched a movie that was similar and can't remember the name, ffs.
So who was in the right here?
They were both wrong for different reasons.
>>86157977
Andre was out of touch with reality but he wasn't exactly wrong about society needing to "wake up".
Wallace brought nothing to the table in terms of "enlightenment" but he wasn't wrong about everyone needing to be comfortable.
>>86158085
That's a bit reductive don't you think?
Andre was obviously depressed, scared of death and fed up with societal norms but he agreed with Wallace on the importance of structure in ones life towards the end.
Wallace wasnt depressed and so could not even conceptualize Andre's ideas about total freedom and starting over (by his own admission) but he quite agreed with Andre that everyone was bored and that society was getting worse overall.
I have to take 54mg of concerta every morning and it's making me different
my mom said that donald trump is racist so i have no choice but to believe her
>>86157865
I think that's one of the three or four sketches that was very good.
>>86157974
I liked all of the sound design. This skit and the wine party one are great examples.
>The Sopranos introduced America to The Shins two years before Garden State
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pffMwC__qDs
Suck it, Zach Braff.
look on down from the bridge before Rick and Morty
any others?
>>86157704
They introduced me to Blur
>>86159449
and Aphex Twin, and Radiohead.
What's the movie equivalent of this?
Episode VII
Zack Snyder films
What roles do you think best Emma should take to expand her horizon? I'd personally like to see her in a well written Sci-Fi film/film series.
>>86227868
I'd personally like to see her sitting on my face
she should try being a camwhore
Sci fi does seem up her ally
Whgy doesn't /tv/ ever talk about this movie?
Not my tempo
>>86156732
>he wasn't around for tempoposting
It was discussed non stop when it came out and even had a great albiet forced meme
it's kind of a one-time experience film, once you've seen it there's not much to discuss
What's the best Friday the 13th film?
I like part IV the most
>>86156611
2? 4? 7?
dunno I want a good box set
>>86156611
Friday After Next the 13th
You have 10 seconds to explain why Natalie Portman isn't your favorite actress.
jew
>>86156467
cuz she sucks
But she is
Is this really as bad as everyone is saying it it is or is it just some faggor manchildren who can't get over a mediocre 80s movie and being called sexist by a big corporation? The scenes I saw from Plinkett made it seem like a fun movie equivalent of junk food. RT gave it a 73% and I trust them because they're not a bunch of angry manchildren.
So what's the objective verdict?
>>86156368
It's not a great movie, but neither was most comedies that came out that year.
>>86156368
>RT gave it a 73% and I trust them because they're not a bunch of angry manchildren.
so what the fuck are you doing here then, you self-important sack of shit?
>Is this really as bad as everyone is saying it it is
No. It's worse.
ITT: Episodes that are their show's peak.
>pic related
Game of Thrones; Season 1 Episode 7 "You Win or You Die"
Game of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 4, 'The Spoils of War'
>>86156180
Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 10 "The Winds of Winter"
It was the best episode so far in the series. Prove me wrong.
>>86156327
It happened after Season 1 so it's impossible. Every season of GoT has been worse than the previous.