>DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
holy fuck that was incredible, more films like this?
problem child 2
The Jungle Book
Gummo
>In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more.
>>86222701
>the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so
I disagree with this. Junk is shit. He already said before a negative review can be fun to read but they can also be very insightful. That makes it automatically better than a piece of shit that isn't either of those things.
Ratatouille has got to be the most forgettable film that Pixar have ever made.
>>86223208
shut the fuck up
How do they keep nailing it /tv/?
another nail in the coffin you mean?
>>86222414
The Jews always win
i wish i was allowed to social engineer
must feel incredible
Why does /tv/ hate Malcolm threads?
They never get any posts
>>86278704
because life is unfair
they get the obligatory posts
you know the ones im talking about?
Dewey > malcolm > reese > jaime
so what's gonna happen to him?
He will fight the hound
>>86222304
He's going to get sent forth against the Night King in defence of Cersei and the Night King will simply take control of him.
>>86222304
>>86222425
>more than an hour long episodes
into the fucking trash it goes
Is it any good, though?
>>86223819
no, its for women
>>86223819
reddit tier even without the sjw shit
>Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?
>I figured 'cause the Democrats were in power again.
>liberals can take a joke but the alt-right can't
Breaking news
>>86221860
>liberals can take a joke
>>86221959
Well, they can. You didn't see /tv/ full of threads because right-wing nerds attacked Obummer.
I hate Netflix
Bring back Blockbuster
>>86278662
This is the path you chose
>>86278662
blockbuster sucked nostalgia fag
I miss the stale Blockbuster smell of buttered popcorn and piss
you can't name a better movie franchise
>>86221803
Shin Godzilla was the best film of 2016
>>86222331
One of the best for sure. Godzilla 2 has some big shoes to fill.
>>86221803
Even with all the shitty ones it still has the most good movies in a franchise.
biggest retard in the entire franchise?
he jeopardised the entire ship all because muh-wife. impulsive and lacking any sort of critical thinking.
these are suppose to be highly intelligence, highly trained professionals. what was ridley thinking?
>Alien Covenant
You're fuckin' out!
>>86221779
>these are suppose to be highly intelligence, highly trained professionals.
Professional dicksuckers
>>86221779
>these are suppose to be highly intelligence, highly trained professionals.
no, they were never prepared for such thing
>"because muh-wife"
>character having a flaw is a bad thing
are you stupid?
however the movie was still shit
who will he cast?
>>86278321
Idris Elba
>>86278321
Chloe
>>86278321
>ywn have a friend like samwise
Best character desu
>>86221605
Literally the hero of the trilogy. Frodo was the carried and Sam was the carrier.
>>86221556
It's sad that the actor that played him was a shithead and wasn't friendly to anyone working on the trilogy.
Patrick Stewart is 77 years old now. Do you think he will die?
Which role will he be remembered as?
>>86221506
>Do you think he will die?
Most people do
>>86221506
>Do you think he will die?
We all will
>>86221506
Deputy Director Bullock
>like you never seen her before
I've seen her in all the ways possible already kek
>>86221427
Her nudes made me like her desu.
>>86221427
does that mean they're publishing photos of her butthole?
>>86221468
thats what the new movie is about
What is the best Bond film?
>>86220907
not this one anyway
From Russia With Love
QOS, debate me