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>>77536465
fav fem fighter?
*blocks your thread*
This loser is HERE ALL DAY
Just imagine
>>77549759
schaub
>>77549745
>ywn be natty borrachina status
>>77549786
*record scratch*
That fat guy in the middle ? Yes that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, well it all started one day when a young black guy said to me "I bet I could take you down"....
>>77545287
struve doesn't even have a bigger reach than jones, schilt has 4 inches on him, being so tall actually fucked him cause he cant go down to lhw
Who is your favorite current ufc champion?
>>77549872
Struve is also a chinlet though
>>77549872
Struve should be the #1 p4p fighter but his striking is Bethe tier
>>77549881
will rose become champion?
Are there any fights on tognith?
>>77549905
Why, he's a gangly lanklet Jon Jones and semmy shilt are built more similarly if you look at their bodies. Struve is just a twig made to get cut down.
>>77549759
For me, its Albu
>>77549812
lmao
>>77549979
yeah panthers vs texans
favorite ufc event of alll time?
if borrachina gets #exposed im gonna kill myself
can johny become champ again?
>>77550091
>Getting exposed by big pigg
>>77550101
If the new mandrama owners decide to book GSP vs. him at MW then yeah probably.
>>77550055
Preseason handegg is so disappointing. You watch it only because you can't wait for the real thing but it is too watered down to enjoy it
>>77550091
If he loses his career is over, but deservedly so.
>>77550116
why's this faggot doing this
>>77550127
that's him signing the agreement to fight bisping
>>77550124
its better than nothing. i wonder if there's enough heem nfl fans to make a heem fantasy league. that'd be a fun 3rd league for me
>>77550149
why don't you try asking in the discord faggot
>>77550127
>thats a fight with bisping cuz tyrone wont pay me nothin
I wonder if GSP's injury gave him clearance to use HGH or other recovery-oriented PEDs
>>77550158
i'd rather not. thanks for the invite tho
And don't you ever forget it
>>77550149
no there aren't cause the nfl is shit, the only thing gayer is people who play fantasy football. I'd literally knock you out right now if you were infront of me.
>>77550149
I played fantasy only in 2015 season, I've found it too distracting during actual games.
Funny how out of all my players Denver Defense which I picked out of homerism ended up scoring me most points
Who should Aspen Ladd fight next?
who should cynthia calvillo face next?
>>77550270
my dick
Who should Rose Namajunas face next?
>>77550116
>geriatric signs his insurance check
>>77550298
:^)
>>77550124
american goofball very popular in Poland these days...
Guys I have been on an deserted for the last five years and somehow can't use Google now. Can you tell me who the current undisputed middleweight champion is?
thoughts on joanne calderwood's next move? another fight at 125 pousdn?
Bobby Knuckles
>>77550209
>too distracting during actual games
do you have no attention span at all?
>>77550369
conor mcgregor
>>77550369
Dan Henderson.
>>77550369
Tyron Woodley
>>77550376
>>77550369
alexa grasso
>>77550369
Go to UFC.com.
>>77550418
>literally Joe Pesci with a wig
>>77550369
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>>77550418
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXl1q-eFqRy
>>77550091
>exposed by overweight WW
I just don't see it happening. Johny is deep into the downswing of his career. Borrachinha is just getting started. MW could use a strong new prospect so for that reason I hope he runs through big pigg.
>>77550376
up and down on my dick
>>77550369
Anderson The Spider Silva
>>77550404
I'd find myself checking the fantasy results during every commercial and wanting other teams to do well which us a no no. At least I didn't pick any p*triots or chefs for my roster
>>77550418
>>77550437
>literally casey neistat with a vagina
What's the best event of 2017 so far?
>>77549745
Gay.
Not maculane just homosexual to the veiwing public.'
>>77550056
ufc 84
>>77550571
Big Brown Breakdown live
>>77550414
Glad to hear! He must have beat that bum Bisping again. Hendo bless.
>>77550578
Meet me in an atmosphere & you want to rage?
I will drive my house key into your brain matter.
>>77550540
The GOAT Middleweight Champion of the world in vlogging, senpai
>>77550051
thats a long tail
what animal is she
>>77550056
205
>>77550540
>>77550437
accept cynthia into your heart and you will be happier in all parts of your life
>>77550149
im in
usually play one every year with spee bros
id play one with goofs
>anything othwr than a yahoo league
Who is your favorite THICC fight-fu?
Pic related for me
>>77550056
208
>>77550696
https://twitter.com/gifs_mma/status/895328939974967296/video/1
>>77550681
kek, i dont get the complaints about yahoo. i like yahoo. they have a good desktop experience and a good app
>>77550056
favorite ufc event was bellator 155
>>77550739
don't see a problem with what skeeeup said
>>77550749
yahoo is what i prefer is what is being implied
fuck jewspn or whatever else there is
>>77550777
was she paid for this? are there more?
>>77549780
His arms are so short
>>77550056
I forgot the number but the one where JBJ fought Machida. Little Nog broke Tito's ribs, Frank broke big Nog's arm and then the night ended with Jones flopping Lyoto on the canvas. I had a violence boner for a week after that
>>77550802
apparently she will do anything for a few hundred bux
i promised her i wouldnt show any of the other pics i took
>>77550270
Waterson
>>77550663
How can you be a 9 and a 5 at the same time though?
>>77550777
>white girls (male)
>ass
pic one.
>>77550889
she's an enigma
>I'm a good person
what's the best current meme on heem and why is it B I G G Ladd?
>>77550975
>fave fem fighter xD look at me lads I stalk aspen ladd's instagram all day xD
Dude I mean this with love but you need to grow up and move out of your mom's house.
>>77550975
she lives in the woods with her family and murders backpackers
how do we go from this...
>>77551004
pat barry, an alcoholic pill addict ruined rose's life
>Dana White answers: Who is the UFC’s Mike Tyson?
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ronda-rousey/dana-white-answers-who-is-the-ufcs-mike-tyson/
Through this...
what if Tuss drank 8 beers and then farted the next day?
>>77551079
dude, you're 31 act your fucking age
>>77550998
she's so meme'able
>meme name
>weight miss meme
>undefeated meme
>weird face meme
>living in the forest meme
only thing that could make it better would be if she can win fights
to this?
Bisping and Hardy are just jealous showtime didnt hire them.
>>77551034
>“Our Tyson was Ronda (Rousey), man,” said White (transcribed by MMA Junkie). “Ronda had this aura of invincibility that we’ve never seen before. That’s why everyone was calling Ronda our Mike Tyson because she was the most dominant athlete on the planet.
>>77551102
she has that very unfortunate chloe moretz body type
>>77551101
not sure who you are referring to
>>77551131
>there's more than one Canadian
Sorry bud, not today
>>77551121
difference is that she did it on purpose. she used to be thing when she was at 125 but all that weight she put on went straight to the fridge body
>>77551114
>the most dominant athlete on the planet
for sure that last win over bethe correia was the stuff of legend
>>77551145
Your obsession with her is creepy
>>77551216
she looks like a grown up 8 year old?
>>77551102
that a lot of sweaty pussy for one imagine, probably like 40lbs worth
>>77551216
she looks like someone but I cant quite put my finger on it, maybe the retard from the goonies
thank you for deleting the NSFW rose images.
let's hope she doesn't get deleted by joanna.
>>77551235
its the massive forehead
>>77551237
lol
>>77551288
no, Gustuffson's wife has a massive forehead
>>77551301
no she doesn't you weirdo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXkNLh8gD6z/?hl=en&taken-by=antoniamoa
>>77551288
Has Rogan ever confirmed the bite power and ferocity of the average dog of this type?
>>77551216
Jessica eye is actually hot even for a fighter desu. Surprised there isn't an autist spamming her more
Post GOATS
>>77551333
just wait til she beats the shit out of PVZ
Niko Price
>>77551257
joe swanson
>>77551370
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXacFlTgRLT/?hl=en&taken-by=antoniamoa
>>77551357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps5YIfofjOk
try not to cringe watching this
jessica eye should kill herself if she loses
The only reason I even know about Aspen Ladd is her big fucking forehead.
She could easily make 115 without it.
>>77551395
>>77551370
>>77551324
>>77551395
>>77551399
>>77551416
>>77551395
slow internet at work, swear to god the forehead loaded firs, had to wait half a second for the rest haahah
>>77551413
she would die trying to make 115 but she could make 125 again with like 5 months of proper dieting down
>>77551395
I wanna cum on her forehead tbhonest
>>77551477
forehead h8rs in shambles
>Aspen who?
Who should Ashley "The Spider Monkey" Yoder fight next?
>>77551476
>she could make 125 again with like 5 months of proper dieting down
tons of laxatives for sure
>>77550056
UFC 92
Great card and for sentimental reasons.
>>77551513
>no Gabi Garcia
>>77551513
post something from your clawja folder :3
Mods been deleting the nude Rose pic kek
Who is the best female striker?
>>77551513
>no Miyuu folder
>>77551627
you realize this is a blue board and thats a nsfw pic right?
>>77551627
even bloodyelbow posted it with an article lol
>>77551633
shevchenko
>>77551558
Delete that gif this instant
>>77551627
just checked a bunch of other websites, it's on all of them, really makes you think
/heem/ is deader than kimbo, really separating the wheat from the chaff (the casuals from the real fight fanatics)
>>77551805
i wish grasso posting was more meme'able
Bigg Pigg is getting murdered against natty goat, right?
>>77551827
no, steaks will be on his side
Based NBK
Guys I have been on an deserted for the last five years and somehow can't use Google now. Can you tell me who the current undisputed bantamweight champion is?
>>77551935
Phil Davis
>>77551917
now that is Safe For Work
>>77551890
>coffee company
Welp he's gonna go broke
/heem/ I deserve a money fight
>>77552024
his dad has money and connections
>>77551827
was this you, Mr. scroatbro?
>>77552052
Bro you're 3-2 with all your wins by split decisio
>>77550056
199 because I was there
>>77551917
Reminder that chick was wearing a didger hat and some hater bawston bitch photoshopped that red sox logo on. You think blonde pawgs like that exist on the east coast? lol
>>77551805
/heem/ is like the stock market
>>77551477
easy clean up
Does having big arms translate to stronger punching power? I've got 17.25 inch guns, would I be able to heem most people on the street with one good punch? I also weigh 250.
Goodnight /heem/ I'm off to bed, I will make sure to dream of all you lovely boys tonight no homo <3
>>77552082
No, the only darkies I post are girls.
hnnnnng
>>77552392
Cute boy
>>77552366
wouldeat
>>77552413
>Saves lives on his vacation
How can people hate this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacrLhytaBM
Is there any otherMMA podcasts worth listening too? I tried to listen to Bas and Mauro but Mauro's voice was too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzTQRyvmdgo
>>77552328
Her fights are fixed.
>>77552494
>>77541492
Starts with "I'm driving everyone crazy getting up early going for runs getting ready for GSP"
Amazing how fast that 4-6 month injury just miraculously healed now that Yoel isn't the #1 contender and he can fight another retiree in GSP
>>77552494
you gonna keep copy and pasting this? nobody cares. this is gonna be your only (you)
>>77552494
I'm giving him a you just because you a jackass>>77552549
>>77552540
He is not doing a full camp on vacation
>>77552549
I genuinely don't understand why they hate him. Even Uriah Faber knows he's a decent guy.
1:09:48
"I heard you the first time you fucking midget!" And proceeding to make Willow jokes at Faber, classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbbku4b4G_E
>>77552595
Any other good MMA podcasts?
>>77552494
studradio
>>77552392
nice.
can we get Alexa Grasso next?
>>77552688
Faber does look like Willow. That's spot on.
>>77552494
Thanks for sharing
>>77552494
Big Brown Breakdown
>>77552700
That trainer from team alpha male? eeeh
>>77552720
>>77552392
Gross
>>77552721
No problem buddeh
>>77552746
He interrupts people and is an idiot.
Chael Sonnen's podcasts are pretty good
>>77552813
this, fuck bisping
>>77552813
This, today was a good episode. Kevin Lee was the guest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMr1aWYCaM8
>>77552813
why doesn't he have a youtube channel for Uploads like JRE?
>>77552494
basedping
>>77552813
I can't stand his voice mang
>aayyy what the fuck conor made me suck dick for crack
>>77552888
kek
>when the succ aint what you thought
GSP is going to Prove How USADA'd he has become
>>77552714
>can we get Alexa Grasso next?
I would literally jack off to a pic of Grasso like that
Reminder Bisping lost to Chael P. Sonnen
>>77552919
and Wanderlei Silva
Miesha Tate's pics were better
Dan Henderson is the rightful MW champ.
>>77552925
And is now the middleweight champion of the world
What did SKEEUP mean by this?
>>77552937
McMann's bunda was better.
>>77552956
skeeep is a fucking casual
>>77552956
based skeeup, no doubt posts here
>>77552974
i wish i still had fight pass so that i could look through her fights for more bunda webms
>>77552984
>>77552990
(shouts)
>>77552919
>Tramp stamp
dropped
keep it honest with me. is she on the juice?
>>77553186
spammer confirmed for retarded
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/9/16122844/nevada-commission-to-vote-on-lighter-gloves-for-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor
Eh
wheres the goofy guy that accidentally walked into endgame zone?
>>77553281
It's almost like Mayweather doesn't want the easy win.
>>77550734
women's heavyweight division fucking WHEN
>>77553337
I said this the other day, much to the dismay of the various homosexuals that browse this very thread.
>>77553337
already exists and a 160lb woman (Reina) will hold the belt before 2018
>>77553186
Abs =/= steroids lardo
>>77553384
sure about that?
>mfw Gooby heems Paulie in MSG
>>77553296
He's more used to 8oz anyway isn't he?
>>77553452
Yeah, he even says he regrets not fighting ODLH with 8oz gloves
>>77553382
holy fuck, you'd think you'd get off the juice when it became obvious you were cranking yourself into a different gender. mental illness.
Which fighters go to your gym?
Mine:
Pearl Gonzalez (everyday)
Belal Mohammed (once a week)
Rampage (often)
Yair (rarely)
Guida (rarely)
It's crazy to think that mma is still so small that if you train at all you're pretty much going to train with a pro at some point if you go to a decent gym
>>77553415
Apelike features like those exhibited in the blonde chimp lady paige vanzant are a sign of sub-humanity
>>77552366
here you go m8
>>77552392
nice gyno fag
would conor get disqualified if he raises his legs to "scare" Mayweather and throw him off for opening?
is there a way that MayMac gets cancelled but somehow everybody makes a lot of money anyways?
>>77553566
hed get a warning first time and then point deductions after, immediate dq if kick lands
>>77553566
>>77553595
how, just like moving his hips like machida and silva do sometimes, how is that illegal
>>77553566
I'm not sure but I watched mayweather vs the Argentinian dude and I distinctly remember him feinting the knee to scare mayweather and he didn't get warned
>>77553595
not throwing shit, just raising legs or tiny upknee movements to outawkward conai
>>77552974
Amazing... mcmann is a babe
lmao this thread is fuckin dope
>>77553729
put down the weed bud
>>77552024
Idk, if somebody can make money selling coffee, I bet you a dime that Carlos conduit. ;)
>>77552052
I'll give you a banana peel to fight a bum.
>>77553729
it's the same like every other. 50 people talking to themselves.
>>77553908
nobody asked u jackass
Who is your favorite boxer?
>>77554001
Conor Mcgregor
>>77550056
189
>>77554011
<----Gooby!
>>77549745
The true natty GOAT
>>77554001
Beef
Is
Gross
Unethical and
Yucky
>>77554037
right now you got your little beady eyes locked on the eyes of the world's toughest son of a bitch!
why hasn't Dana signed the savior of the women's 145 division yet?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>77554221
Pinoy as fugg
>>77554225
Rampage, Rashid just wanted to retreat to his domicile
BACK UP SAM ALVEYYYYYYYY FLAVOR FLAV
Would you get KOd on purpose just to get some attention from the thicc sports commission girl?
hey do any of you have a webm of TJ stutter stepping into his takedowns against john lineker?
>>77554037
For
Only
Retards
You
Only
Ugly
>>77554254
she looks like a burn victim but I still wonder if her butthole would make a good enswell
>>77554274
I'm dying
just got out of hospital lads. i was sparring and got heemed by a jab, trainer said i was out cold for like 5 minutes and they had to call the paramedics.
doctors said my brain MRI looked like a picture of a swiss cheese. gave me 2 years tops before i'm gonna need assistance getting out of bed in the morning
>>77554328
good luck swiss beats
>>77554274
>not even a draw on twitch
>>77554339
>too straight
>beard to small
>skin too dark
>no enough custom art crap spewed everywhere
>not in sub chat
duh
>>77554328
how do you afford MRI? that shit is like 800 bucks even with Obamacare
>>77554328
will you still be doing analysis on mayweather mcgregor?
1030PST heem already ded
smdh
Deep down in your heart you know he's the only natty GOAT in all of MMA ever.
Reminder that Amanda is going to retain the belt after beating Valentina again
>>77554498
here you go my guy. sounds like you need a heeminder
>>77554526
alvey trying to race to 20 ufc fights.
>>77554541
absolutely disgusting
>>77554248
>>77554254
>>77554328
>heemed by a jab
>>77554383
i remember when i didn't have insurance and i had to pay $1,600.
I left the fucking hospital like,,,bruh...
>>77554383
>>77554657
>living in a second world country
>>77554526
Le boring split decision man. Can somebody please heem him again? It's the only way hes in an exciting fight
Guys, I just started fighting – how do I win my first sparring session? Any dirty tricks?
>>77554713
he never gets heemed, Brunson fight was an early stoppage. Another fun fact about Alvey: he has never been on a ppv, not even on the prelims. He has only been on tv cards, mostly fight nights
>>77554723
Eye poke your sparring partners. They'll applaud you for your craftiness and testicular fortitude
>>77554748
Funniest thread in ages.
>>77554563
unironically looking most forward to Titan FC (Canadian MMA) and Glory. Both of those companies are always a good time.
>>77554748
lol
>>77554751
shut the fuck up
>>77554748
Herro fleak bitches
>>77554721
50 years ago
>>77554723
have loose and get fun
>>77554752
we got some RoadFc on youtube tommorrow night
>>77554738
Can't do that with 16 oz gloves.
>>77554773
>wearing pillows and not sparring bare knuckle to build up calcite in the hands
lmao @ you
>>77554772
fuckin a, around what time
>>77554759
I said the same to your grandmother while i was plastering her anus
Ill fucking gnaw at your insides, bitch
>>77554781
If you talk shit again I'll seriously knock you out. I'm not fucking joking.
>>77554773
so are you boxing or kickboxing or what faggot, don't call it fighting if you don't have 4 ounce gloves on. Anyway you should power double the guy lay on the GnP.
>>77554787
Sorry
>>77552392
>ywn choke her completely naked body inconscious as your dick is buried inside her writhing ass and she weakly taps your arms to submit
Why even live on this fucking planet, man.
>>77554777
midnight PT i believe
huggy bear and a bunch of meme HW fighters
>>77554812
At least it's something, I'll keep an eye out
>>77552392
for an athlete thats a shitty figure, if it wasn't for the developed rhomboids you couldn't even tell she trained
There's only one Conor McGregor
And there's no fighter better
And he's gonna knock out Floyd Mayweather
So Floyd watch out cause the Irish coming
You can talk all you want but you'll do nuttin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXtqNNB77g
<----gooby!
>>77554795
It'd turn me on. Imagine her tight little tushy pushing into your dick as she struggles to escape. Imagine the mixed smell of her natural feminine fragrance with the terror pheromones in the air. And after she's out you can slowly and cautiously squeeze her breasts, and touch her wherever you want.
>>77554892
Bisping is champ and there's nothing you can do about it buddeh
>>77554897
what gives you the impression i don't like bisping
>>77554899
Because you're a faggot and I could heem you within 1 round
>>77554925
Well come fuckin do it then pussy
>>77554925
Hey pussy you still there
>>77554950
You don't want none if this jon
https://youtu.be/8sRQO-s53Ss
Do you guys hear the fear in Schwab's voice
>>77550739
This absolute idiot makes me sick
https://youtu.be/we-H7UIxdH0
How can you not respect this man?
>>77551288
You can fit her whole face again on her forehead
Reminder.
>>77555224
>>77552497
t. autist
>>77550975
eddy alvarez with a wig
Anyone got the beta uprising webm
>>77555402
>>77555417
Thanks my dude
Anyone got the alpha uprising webm
>>77555454
jouban/perry?
>>77555454
>>77555454
is Jouban the ultimate journeyman
>>77555482
>>77555454
>>77555509
LIU KANG LOOKS LIKE DAT?!?!
SITLL GOT IT!!!
>>77555482
He's just chinny
Speaking of chinny
>>77555454
What is it about this strange flat body I find so attractive
>>77555224
>not "a bit of cheeky modellin"
>>77555531
You're probably gay, my man
>>77555546
If fuqqing this would make me gay then I'm all for it my dude
>>77555531
I don't get those sports nude shoots
>>77555572
She looks a lot like a maid we had when I was younger
>>77555531
>Captcha: awkward wood
Is fansperg here?
>>77555531
115
massive muscular thighs
she has the frame, strength and weight to go forever
>>77555454
>>77555531
obviously had to shoop out the roast
shes had like 4 kids and god only knows how many abortions
Quick personal note: if you think UFC represent anything but overt childish violence you're an idiot. There is no honor in cage fighting.
>>77555527
>>77555594
>>77555511
>>77555481
>>77555482
Thanks buddehs
>>77555587
It does look like she'd ride like a savage
>>77555607
What for lad? Are you just collecting webms or something
>>77555619
Are you the Valentina dude?
>>77555605
>honor
kek
what a fag
>>77552466
she looks like my brother
>>77555627
I've been known to valpost
>>77555645
Are also the kevin lee/max holloway/Robert bong?
We've lost so many good posters
>>77555657
I'm also the guy who made the long bispings, but no, not kevin lee bong.
>>77555671
Almost all the webm makers are gone. The scat spam, Coral Springs, and certain unpaid laborers which shall remain nameless have really hurt this place
Anyone want any of these webms while the thread is slow
>>77555693
You have Schaub vs Cro Cop?
>>77555671
I've lost all my 2pac posters in a fight :(
>>77555688
I still make webms they're just garbage
>>77555693
reyes
>>77555715
>>77555715
bonus reyes
>>77555730
that's savage desu
>>77550696
gm heem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQQFG48kB4
>>77555704
I can make webms but it's hard to find decent quality source vids and the 3mb limit tends to hurt anything longer than 15 seconds or so. I might have to start using OBS
>>77549812
Nice one Wojak
>>77555693
perry heems ellenburger
>>77555688
late night/early morning heem are the only ones worth visiting
>>77555766
>>77555766
2
>>77555738
i found another reyes ko?
https://youtu.be/VCg9POfV29M?t=342 5:42
>>77555693
Silva kicking vitor in the face + mj koing poirer please
Also if you have the retarded post fight celebration after the mj heem it'd be appreciated
>>77555784
this is fixed for sure he missed that elbow
this is why I watch wwe at least its entertaining
>>77555797
>>77555797
This is all I got of it
>>77555797
>>77555817
>>77555806
Top quality heems right there
>>77550734
>>77555846
>>77555846
Stiff as a board
>>77555693
can u post the burgos one?
>>77555873
>>77555671
Like whom'st?
savage as fuck
>>77555894
I love watching the crowd gasp.
>tfw havent eaten fast food in months
>tfw absolutely starving right now with a huge craving for a Burger King
Should I do it lads
>>77555949
You'll be crying yourself to sleep after you did it. All those weeks for nothing.
>ywn get in her guard
>>77556153
She has so many pictures that look nothing like her in real life. If you ever matched with her on tinder and went on a date you'd be pissed
Daily reminder that calendar unironically bought a reebok fight kit
>>77556167
There are fighters I find way more attractive, like Clawja, kookie
Val's just my girl because I actually like her as a fighter too. I'd still smash her even with her no makeup babushka face.
Is Johny done?
>>77555912
there was loads of brazilians who posted here before 194 who were really cool posters, there was also a british aldo fanboy who left as well
codyfan
also the Diego fanboy rage quit life after al iaquinta
>>77556228
Seems like they are pushing him to retire, I'd be super surprised if he doesn't get heemed by Vitor 2.0
>>77556201
I get what you mean
>>77556228
Eating? No
>>77556167
>>77556236
Val is unironically the sexiest woman in MMA
There are more Irish Americans today than there are Irish people in Ireland.
>>77556184
well he never goes outside so I guess he has to spend his money on somethnig
>>77556184
Is T-City a beaner ? He has beaner surname but doesn't look the part
>>77556236
*toots*
hehe scuse me
>>77552919
Was robbed so chael could rematch silva. Also on roids
Any /Kookie Fans/ on?
so this.. is the power of jesus
does anyman have some of Paul Felder's heems on hand? if not I guess I will make and post them
>>77556228
Hendricks will smash him
>>77556228
a fight with a lotta steaks but I know he can beat him
>>77554274
> a nigger playing nigger simulator
Any fellow no-fappers?
>>77556355
GTA San Andreas is the greatest game ever made, busta
Thoughts on this fighter moving up to 125 pounds?
>>77556365
she is fighting JESSICA EYE
>>77556365
>>77556372
Thoughts anyone on this match up?
>>77555531
surprised that nude shot of Rose isn't being spammed to death desu she has a much nice ass imo
>n-no I prefer fighting Bisping because my husband Stephanie is fighting Woodley
>pls Dana give me a fight against Bisping pls I don't wanna be heemed by that nig
>Bisping is such a huge money fight, his last PPV was a money fight yet it sold less than 300k, the guy's a british Conor for sure
>hey Rory could you ask for this fight for me too?
>what? other middleweight contenders? no fuck them, let's do this freakshow fight instead
GSP is just scared, he should just admit he would rather get anally probed by aliens than get BLACKED in public. Post USADA GSP would get sent into the shadow realm in the first round.
He's just logjamming the 185 title picture because Bisping is the easier fight for him, less chance of getting brutally heemed for one, and he can always make the excuse it's not his natural weight class in case he loses.
Does surfing translate well to MMA?
>>77556391
well if its any consolation Bisping will likely stuff his takedowns and box him out at range like he did to Hendo but worse
if GSP wrestlefucks a decision somehow I would be miffed
Paige vanzant vs. jessica eye who wins and how?
based coleman
>>77556408
I was pretty good at surfing (live in a coastal town)
I don't see how it would balancing on a surfboard is way different than defending a takedown or something. if nothing else its fun and good excercise
>>77556408
Not really
>>77556408
how many fighters that you know of surf
how could jessica eye beat joanna jedrzejczyk?
>>77556408
Of course.
>>77556391
That was a dick move on Bernardo's part, he had every right to get pissed. Was there a bunch of trash talk leading into the fight or what?
>>77556311
>>77556320
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/felder/
>>77556437
>>77556432
only the best
>>77556408
The ocean, like Rockhold, is very very salty
Who is your favorite retired woman from the UFC?
>>77556453
why are you so sad Luke
>>77556453
Luke always looks upset/annoyed.
heem has the worst memes, period.
lol
what ufc events have you been to live
>>77556473
Salty if you will
>>77556475
i like the autistic jokes desu. they don't make sense but they're so goofy that they always get a smile out of me
>>77556485
214 was my 6th UFC event
>>77556475
That's not true and you know it.
>>77556454
can you name 5, i can only name 3
also what is my maximum bench press
>>77556503
I dunno but I can name 8.
>>77556503
What is your largest bench press number to date? No trolling be sincerely honest in your answer, Mr. MMA fighter. Do you like UFC or BELLATOR better?
>>77556475
heem is a general to discuss brain injuries and Brandon Swab comedy
>>77556502
>salty tears of failure
>>77556485
None of them you weirdo.
What is your favorite MMA related theme used on /heem/?
If you can't bench press at least double your own body weight you aren't a real man, period.
>>77556519
pretending wmma bulldykes are attractive
>>77556504
pls name them im curious
>>77556506
425 with a shirt on and wrist wraps
i like ufc but i like what coker has been doing lately
Say hello to bellator for me goof
>>77556535
who are my 8 fighting surfers?
>>77556538
>>77556541
who are your 8 surfing pro fighters
>>77556529
>being a low test cuck who wants weak children
>that trip
heartless
>>77556538
>>77556564
>TiL that literally every single fighter surfs
For me, it's Amanda Nunes.
>>77556576
I want to surf now.
>when the guy who fights like a faggot gets bamboozled by your team mate
>>77556590
>that background
wut is that real
when will it stop
>>77556598
>mfw
which male fighter do you like to watch fight the most?
>>77556605
he's wakeboarding behind a boat
>>77556605
umm ya why would't it be bitch
>>77556616
Goobert desu, never been in a boring fight
today i learned that all the goats surf
>>77556620
>>77556622
the canyons or w/e look fake af
Who is the next hue champion?
>>77556586
Same desu
>>77555561
>Voice over guy: Liu Kang
>>77556626
>the canyons or w/e look fake af
called the western US and it is indeed fake af
>>77556616
Conor is very exciting. Cody Garbrandt. The list goes on.
>>77556627
usada WILL catch borrachinha
>>77555688
You guys complain about said posters and now miss them. You faggots are absolute cucks.
>>77556559
The Jones hand shuffle just before the trip is the real highlight though
>>77556475
is booger sploob a good meme?
>>77556645
I think he's saying those people have driven off the good posters
>>77556649
>>77556425
Watching that KO live was some of the craziest shit ever. The thought of that fight ending that way was just so unlikely
>>77556485
tfw live in south carolina and one has never even been close to me
>>77556645
>t. named sperg
When it comes to women and MMA who is your most enjoyable fighter to watch compete?
>>77556686
alexa grasso
>>77556686
cyborg
>>77556660
You don't consider Atlanta close ?
New
>>77556694
>>77556704
NEW
>>77556586
>literally only thing she has going for her is ''le toughest woman on the roster''
>pulls out of a card she headlines because of muh headache
>based Bobby fights fucking Yoel Romero with one leg and wins
Nah, fuck her.
What's the origin of "heem"?
>>77554956
>to intelligent too avoid headkicks