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>>77536423
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Good night of fights except for the first one. On an unrelated note: WIYFFF? UFC Only.
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>SHAEL
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fuck snoop
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3 winners on another great night of fights
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t-3 minutes until BASED studboy
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>wait for the bump limit
>3 new threads

>>77539239
congratulations to me on yet another victory
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>>77539239
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
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>>77539267
the inevitable scatspam will come
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Right i'm done anyway lads

Night, heem tight
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Perez the guy who got the Anaconda?
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>>77539300
Have a fun day at work.
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When this thread reaches bump limit use this one
>>77539220
Really don't wanna see four fucking /heem/ gens at once anymore
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>>77539239
I FINALLY WON!! CHEERS PICKS BRO!
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>>77539315
nice try spammer
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>>77539308

yerp
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which female fighter has the juciest pussy?
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>>77539337
ta senpai
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>>77539326
imagine if you bet all of your money on the fights
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waiting for stud radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f65em9XjPoU
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is that the first guy to get a sub and get a contract?
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>>77539338
your nan
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>>77539351
all my money is tied up in conor by KO before the 5th round
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>>77539338
ur mum
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>>77539353
Why do you always push this so hard lol
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>>77539239
>b-but thiccachu is my lucky .jpg
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>>77539353
nobody watches that shit calendernigger
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>>77539374

oh geez I'm so sorry for what's going to happen on August 26th
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>>77539378
Cause it's funny and i wanna hear what bucholz says about his guy being KOed fastest in fw history. The funniest part to me is when a guy like fili is in there and a caller starts talking shit to him. it's like public access and there are good MMA stories in there when studboy isn't complaining about being hungry. Literally the best show ever.
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>>77539396
calendarnig*ers thread didnt even include the link you dummy
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who should karolina fight next?
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>>77539455
calvillo
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>>77539455
my dick hopefully
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>>77539468
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXfWILlF6zK/
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>>77539239
Ayy I did it !

Bless bro for the picks
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>>77539478
she gets pretty chunky outside of camp
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>>77539478
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>>77539466
This could happen since she seems vulnerable to subs. Somebody outside the top 5, maybe Esparza or the Tiny Submission Tornado
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1V_lcekZQ&feature=youtu.be

IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE. THE MAC LIFE AND BRENDAN SCHAUB
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>>77539527
Mad I nailed all my Fight Contender picks again?
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>>77539529
>the irish posters here actually go to themaclife.com
howling
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>>77539532
>>77539527
are you guys going to have the same arguement that you have every night?
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>>77539552
I'm not one to back down, it's not in my blood.
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>>77539538
What's the last live ufc event you attended?
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>>77539508
i think im gonna make tecia my boy again. shes actually peaking but i just dont think shes committed to fighting. shes gonna retire and go into the cia any day now. she doesnt care about fighting. just sucking raquels huge ass nipples and fighting crime
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/swheb-tigert.jpg/

77 and counting.
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>>77539567
holy fuck im dying at this autist's dedication
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>>77539562
>paying for the ufc
howling
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>>77539599
What's your favorite fight of 2017?
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>>77539599
>scrambling for a delayed 240p stream
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LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f65em9XjPoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f65em9XjPoU
>>77539527
check it bro
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>>77539558
ok but you guys could at least come up with something a little more original than the same photoshopped pictures and screencaps
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>>77539599
>Being a banklet
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>>77539564
she beat rose the 1st time and didn't really lose to her the 2nd time lol
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>>77539361
>>77539377
not mma fighters. i honestly think its rose namajunas.
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>>77539611
only 720p and high my guy
>>77539609
Holloway aldo
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>>77539643
>only 720p
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>Do your last pathetic move so I can end this fight, Hendo
>My camp has no pathetic moves Bisping, but it goes contain the might H-Bomb
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>>77539641
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>>77539564
She only has that one close and sometimes disputed loss to Namajunas, her resume is unironically pretty good. Obviously it's the Joanna show for as long as she sticks around but Torres could still make some noise.

I really wish I hadn't seen the pics of Pennington, I'm gonna have nightmares about those nips
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>>77539670
she's never going to take a fight that she can lose. its not worth it for her. she only took the rose fight because she knew she would win and i think she did win. she's been offered the joanna fight twice. she was offered kookies and gadelha too. she'll probably keep beating middle tier fighters until she gets a government job. also L M A O at Raquel's nipples. them shits belong in a museum
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>>77539667
heem cant even name these people, that's how casual they are
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>>77539663
H-Bomb has nothing on the Brazilian God cards

Aldo the Toermented
Silva the Roid Dragon
Winged Dragon of Royce
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in terms of face and bodytype, Tuss is exactly what any real man would want in a wife
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>>77539767
genetically modified to be perfect championship dog breeding material, my guy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIzZLMm8yEk

I didn't realize Mayweather had experience vs bigger guys
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>>77539767
>leaf with a fatty obsession
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@77539795
Old joke

Try harder faggot for (You)'s
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2 farts = 1 piss
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>>77539795
he can't sell anything
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>>77539767
you gotta realize that her stomach hangs over her pussy and her face is like a caricature right? do you even know what her bunda looks like?
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Dustin Ortiz cheated as per studboy
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>>77539871
>do you even know what her bunda looks like?
lunch
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>>77539887
you win this one
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>>77539503
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>>77539887
Get a load of this goof
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>>77539478
damn her tetas look pretty good in that vid
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>>77539586
it's just turby dude
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Requesting images of Aspen ''lazy eye'' Ladd and her inbred hillbilly family.
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>clarence
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>>77540074
Bitch be cutting more angles than Conor McGregor in his sparring sessions.

Bitch be using more lighting effects than a rave party.

Bitch be twisting her body more than Frank Mir did with Big Nogg's arm.
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I was looking at some of the guys from Redemption TuF and I came across Gilbert Smith (the dude who retired on screen)... DUDE IS FIGHTING IN SEPTEMBER

THOUGHT YOU RETIRED BRO
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>>77540126
not funny bud
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>>77539670
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>>77540140
HARD WORK
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cynthia on studradio now for the pedonig*er
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lads what in the fuck is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q
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>>77540361
Stand and clang, motherfucker
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>>77540383
Let me clang bro
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What a mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1f9PjJbWZg
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>>77540450
That thumbnail looks like Larkin
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>>77540450
>tfw he'll never enjoy anything ever again
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*lets you bang*
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>>77540361
>Jonesque in his grind and pound with the shield Joe
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>>77540140
kek he was already ready to unretire the next episode
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i want to marry cynthia
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I want to marry Tuss!
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>>77540711
no one cares dude
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>>77540711
Is it safe to say you're "all in" when it comes to marrying Calvillo?
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>>77540140
Damn and I actually got emotional when he left his gloves in the cage. What a phony.
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>77540808
bud light
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>>77540808
Bisping obviously
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>>77540808
>best striker in MW
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>>77540751
10/10
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>77540933
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
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Rena vs. Andy Nguyen set for the next Rizin main event.
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>>77541140
i didnt realize how much of a bum Andy was until i saw her record. her amateur record is 7-13 and she's 5-3 now fighting low level competition. Rena is gonna smash her. I wish it were more legit fighters in Rizin. They're killing my hype with the weird match ups. I just wanna see top tier juiced athletes compete like that new years open weight tournament. im still watching tho lol
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>>77540042
POWERSLAV
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>>77541140
>tfw you country will never be ruled by them
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>>77541204
>covering up his prison stars
what went wrong, also he is going to make an mma comeback soon
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Rashid needs to retire soon, I hope.
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>>77541178
Yeah, it's missing the unpredictability of the first couple events and there are too many mismatches. Still great to see some real production value, though. Maybe they can start sniping some of the guys like Rothwell that get popped by USADA lel
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>>77541225
yes, at least that's what he's said
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>>77540361
They need to yell some Knightly shit at eachother.
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>>77541240
I'll retire you
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>>77540711
>>77540744
ugly whores
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>>77541272
isn't he still in jail for rape
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>>77541344
no he got out a good while ago
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>>77541324
I would delet your chin within two minutes
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>>77541407
back up due
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>He saved lives on his vacation
How can you hate this man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacrLhytaBM

His podcast if funny as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzTQRyvmdgo
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>>77541464
grant me passage or there will be bloodshed
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>>77541492
Remind me to listen to this tomorrow
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>>77541532
One of the funniest podcasts so far. Even more so than Luis calling Bisping's dead dog gay in one of the first podcasts.
"DITTO IS NOT A HOMO!"
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>>77541492
>How can you hate this man.
By realising that he's cancer of MW?
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is back up doot the worst heem meme, or is it still shob?
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>>77541606
Schaub is not a meme.
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>>77541599
He a swell guy buddeh.
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whats with the uptick in bisping posting? did he do something or is some guy just spamming?
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>>77541690
Calendar samefagging
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>>77541690
I rarely post here but I just happened to post something about Bisping since I'm a fan and people got upset.

People don't seem to like him but he's fucking hilarious.
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> no ufc til September.
> no rugby union for a fortnight

Fuck August.
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>>77541755
we will do the best to dig up a card or two, or at least i will bruce
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*Blocks your path to middleweight championship*
Bisping bless buddeh
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>m-mayweather is gonna KILL conor!
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>>77541764
lookin sharp Mike!
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>>77541865
Thanks buddeh
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> does 65k buys
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Gooby is gonna be dead before he even gets to fight Floyd
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>>77541907
YOU GOIN OUT ON YOUR FACE OR YOU GOIN OUT ON YOUR BACK. NOW WHICH WAY YOU WANNA GO?
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Where's photoshop bro at?
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I knew he just wanted to whip the brash, confident whiteboi's ass.
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>>77541762
Speaking of, other then CES, there is BraveCF which frankie edgar doing color for his sheik buddies

and Road Fc is always on youtube
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>>77541904
loll MM looks like that midget scientist from Crash Bandicoot. I hope he finds a way to lose against Borg.
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Leave Jon to me.
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>>77539887
winner via rnl
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>>77541914
I am not photoshop bro but I can do basic edits
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>>77541923
wrath of cortez
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Kenyan elections are ongoing and it usually gets pretty violent so if I die I just want to say I love you heem

>>77541924
I'm really looking forward to how he handles Gustaffson. That's an interesting match up.
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>>77541924
gustaffson is gonna btfo this hype job
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*Blocks your path again*
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>>77541934
Oh damn, kek, I was gonna if he could make me wallpaper
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Daily reminder that JDS is a 3:1 underdog, basically free money
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>>77541981
jds also has a deletd sole
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>>77541954
>Thanks for having a kid
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>>77541984
meme
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>>77541979
I can take a stab at it, no promises
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>>77541990
shit alright
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>>77541954
If by BTFO you mean eyepoke into wrestlefuck, sure.
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>>77540042
For me, Duck Soup was their best movie.
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>>77541984
>>>/wsg/1821488
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>>77540808
Decision Dan; he admitted to it.
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>>77542020
Went to find this and I forgot this was from the same press conference:
>>>/wsg/1821490
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>>77541214
Baby King a cute.
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>>77542028
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>>77541945
best of luck with the election and with staying alive, m8.
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Is normal
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>>77541945
Best of luck, lad.
If you die, I'll be sure to pour one out for you.
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Post your favorite famale fighter and her therapy doggo
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Holy shit Cyborg would obliterate Holly. Rewatching the De Randime highlights she looked horrible. Especially those Wing Chung punches.

She also deserved the shots after the bell for the illegal kick to the head when De Randamie had both hands on the canvas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl0agVkVdNw
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>>77539619
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>>77542047
>>77542082
thanks guys
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>bisping has people seething again

love it
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>>77542103
Her striking's been exposed a little bit, if memory serves she got countered coming forward early on and kinda went into wall & stall mode. She needs a complete overhaul of her offensive game, but she can still tune Cyborg up if she lets her sit back and counter.
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>>77542155
She was even worse her last fight backing away the whole time.

>I respect the game plan but you have to make something happen
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>>77542103
Do you really believe that a Jackson/Winklejon product wont come in with a sneaky gameplan and end the show in the blink of an eye?

I believe they can expose Cyborg and use her strengths against her. 3rd or 4th round KO/TKO for Holly.
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>>77542103
Her striking been exposed by Valentina already.
One step forward, two steps back
Nobody gets too far like that
One step forward two steps back
This kind of dance can never last
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>>77542172
Holm will be heemed by Cyborg into the Shadow Realm
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>>77542100
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fuck holm 2bh
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>>77542174
Yeah, she does all that silly walking with her punches that's easy to time. GDR was locked on to it, too. She needs her opponent to come at her, if Cyborg is patient it could be another awful fight
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>>77542208
you should post ducote more often friendo
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Claudia is fighting Andrade in September in Japan. Why the fuck is Shogun still fighting? I hope they initiate Pride rules for the event so Shogun can go full Soccer kick mode.

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/08/slew-bouts-official-ufc-fight-night-117-japan-jessica-andrade-claudia-gadelha
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>>77541945
if we dont hear from ye again we'll assume the worst
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>>77542150
They aren't intelligent enough to accept facts buddeh
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>there is literally nothing on this weekend.
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>>77542214
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>>77542222
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Val
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>>77542235
blame mcgreggor

you get all the boxng you could want, just wait as they bleed our casuals for one card and we continue to have a shit year
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>>77542235
game of thrones my good man
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>>77542246
*Retains belt*
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What did she mean by this
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>>77542272
I Don't Get Why He Types Like That But I Think He Might Be Holding Down The Shift Key With Caps Lock On #Autism #TwitterWar #UnnecessarilyLongHashtags
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>>77542279
>those belly flabs
Absolutely disgusting
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>mfw could heem every in this thread
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Gsp vs Jon Jones who wins
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>>77542374
You think I would just sit there and let you heem me Joe ?
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Is normal
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how does this make you feel?
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>>77542033
>tfw no bully gf
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>>77542464
feels autistic man
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>>77542464
Calendars don't go that way it should be
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
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>>77542464
what the hell, is there literally only one UFC in all of august?
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>>77542504
Contender series Tuesdays
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>>77542464
bored

HEEMfc seems like a better idea every day
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>>77542497
i see what you're saying. left to right and top to bottom is the most legible but since the dates have varying heights, that would look even more strange i think
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>>77542509
and 1 fight night. that's it for the entire month
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>>77541945
>Kenyan elections are ongoing and it usually gets pretty violent so if I die I just want to say I love you heem
You know we love you back Kenyabro, I got your back my champ
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mego packing on the kilos.
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>>77542509

I havent been watching this. Should I?

Just seems like the first episode of a TUF season where they have a 2 hour show with a bunch of fights, except this time dana gives out contracts immediately
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>>77542464
Confused

I'm all for birthdays, but the asymmetrical format makes it difficult to read. I feel like you've lost sight of the calendar's purpose
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>>77542541
BIGG
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>>77542557
the purpose is for me to waste time at work lol. i'm still gonna make the regular one but i'd like to do one that's a little more stylish and challenging too but it'll take work to get a nice format
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>>77542547
I haven't watched it besides the clips on here. The fighters go for the finish a lot more.
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>Las Vegas fights usually 9-11AM in my time zone
>Shit time to invite friends or watch fights at the bar
>Doomed to watch the biggest fight ever alone at my home just after I wake up
Permaheem me already
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>>77542222
Glad to see Chan Mi Jeon fighting again
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>>77542585
No one asked faggot
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<--gooby
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>>77542611
McGoober Fried Chicken
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>>77542615
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>>77542617
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>>77542219
;)
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>>77542524
>>77542578
>"I'd love to but my autism won't let me".
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>>77542659

looks like a dude
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>>77542683
y u gotta hate?
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>>77542541
>>77542246
>>77542266
>>77542208
>>77542028
>>77542659
looks like a dude
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>>77542688
is 'she' the only jew fighter in mma right now?
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>>77542689
For sure, drink some more haterade, my hater.
>>77542694
I think so
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>>77542700
is this elite training

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVUvSGPALdn/?hl=nl&taken-by=emducote1
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>no ufc for 7 months
>only tertiary education coursework ahead of me
>female acquaintance ducking me

might just kill myself
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>>77542688

Tell me why you like her
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Can he be stopped?
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>>77542740
he has lost 9 times so yeah
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>mfw no one has posted this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1V_lcekZQ

Step up your game, Coral Springs. You're slacking.
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>>77542748
>he thinks Sam can be stopped
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>>77542758
>watching a shitty shaub interview
haha lol lmao nice one
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>>77542721
can i have your stuff?
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New to this
First fight I saw was DC v Jones
I want to get into this
Can someone give me a list of mustsee fights?
I have fightpass so I can see everything
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>>77542801
No.
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>>77542801
>214ers are a real thing on /heem/ now
shut it down already
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>>77542808
>>77542830

Sorry for not being exposed to this level of violence for years
Everyone has to start somewhere morons
I've been reading the thread for a few weeks now and I have to say that posters with a Bulgaria flag are among the worst shitposters on this board
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>>77542839
>>77542801
lurk moar fag
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>>77542726
Shes a young contender in an interred thing division with each match having big consequences. She has great bunda. She gets noticeably visually better in technique with each fight and is fun to watch. Has good bunda and is cute
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>>77542839
>t. 214er
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>>77542839
never post here again
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>>77542839
kek

I remember when you first showed up and started posting Sch*ub because you thought it was a meme and not an autist from a certain town in Florida that everyone hates. Anyway:

>spicybangers.tk
Pride events are highly recommended
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>>77542842
calendarnigger besides you and some other sperg nobody cares about wmma
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>>77542855
>>77542851
>>77542841
He's trolling you goofs
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>>77542880
>we don't know that
if you can't rise to bait, what good is the bait
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If any one of you can post definitive proof of Claudia's sexuality to be gay or straight, I will give you a 15 (you) voucher redeemable for the next 3 weeks. No circumstantial stuff. Gotta be definitive
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>>77541492
Starts with "I'm driving everyone crazy getting up early going for runs getting ready for GSP"

Amazing how fast that 4-6 month injury just miraculously healed now that Yoel isn't the #1 contender and he can fight another retiree in GSP
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>>77542842
>She has great bunda.
hell yeah she does
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>>77542801

spicybangers.tk
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>>77542917
>implying going for runs is impossible with an injury
How do those lemons taste buddeh
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>>77542917

>these greek has been solidly crying about bisping all week
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>>77542801
watch gus vs jones 1 and then call dana and try to make gus vs jones 2 happen next
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>>77542955
More like all year, poopy pants has some of the whiniest fans, just like himself
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>>77542974
Watch jons previous fights first to see how bad he dominated like 99% of them until he fought gus
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thanks for

thanks for having a baby
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If you had to name your wife's son after a fighter, what would you call him?
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>>77543140
connor
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Glad to see all my buddehs posting.
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>this dead af general
*heems you when you're not looking*
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>>77543206
*dances over your unconscious body*
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>>77543206
I'm always looking bud
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>>77543220
Until you aren't
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>>77542155
Cyborg will take her down and finish her in the first. She's not a stupid fighter.
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Brandon Schwab
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>>77543206

>that slide by the ref
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Does anyone else set their music to like concert hall settings and then walk around the house and pretend it's your walkout to a big fight?
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>>77543316
He finished the job
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>>77543206

Looking at this in slo mo, it looks like it connects on his nose. I didn't even you you could go out cold from a nose shot.
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>>77543364
>heemed by the mat

He can't keep getting away with it!
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>>77542172
>muh JacksonWink

biggest hacks in the game
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for me it's sti pe
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>>77543397
DC was trying to get away from Jones and the mat tripped him too... fucking Ferguson/Lando too... jesus christ, get him outta there.
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>>77543397
>>77543424
>mat fucks with the world champ
something needs to be done
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>>77543424
You can see the mat put DC in a triangle choke if you look close enough
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>>77543439

struve rematch when?
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>>77543201

/buddehposting/
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>>77543453
maybe next year if Struve keeps winning
>>
is there any fighter you don't like?
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>>77543446
yeah, I don't see how this was even a legitimate win. The mat was clearly holding DC down.
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>>77543468

Just Bisping.
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>>77543474
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Imagine picking Daniel Cormier to win against Jon Jones. Just imagine.
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>>77543474
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>>77543478
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>>77543478
Hindsight is 20/20 buddeh
>>
studboy says DC was winning until he lost

dana needs to book a 3rd fight
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>>77543497
Rockhold is gonna up and avenge DC, he won't be able to bully him.
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>>77543497
T-this time there won't be a mat to hold me down jon
I'm gonna be in your face 24/7,pressurin-*gets head kicked again*
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>>77543439
look at this chinlet
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>>77543491
>australia picked daniel cormier
fucking retard
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>>77542801
This is the old one.
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>>77543514
>starting shit for no reason again
>literally autistic
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>>77542801
>>77543515
Pic related.
>>
Who is your least liked female UFC fighter?
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>>77543514
You laugh at me because i pick different
I laugh at all of you because you pick the same
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Khabib vs Ferguson
Who wins
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>>77543541
>I laugh at all of you because you picked correctly

what
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>>77543547
I don't think Khabib can hold Tony down so Tony via something memeingful
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>>77543541
I don't like your picks australia, but i DO respect you.
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>>77543547
how do they make a living not fighting for a year, or for years in khabibs case
>>
Lads what if Cormier and Jones become friends now?
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>>77543528
tecia torres
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>>77543582
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>>77543673
these meme bicycles are infuriating
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>>77543701
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>>77543566
Chechen warlords and oligarchs.
>>
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16096916/pat-barry-recalls-battles-with-addiction-hurting-rose-namajunas-career-and-getting-sober

>pat barry is fighting again
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>>77543547


doubt kebab is fighting again lad
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>>77542911
BRO she's so dyked out that she grew a second vagina on her midsection. If you can't do the math on that then I can't help ya.
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>>77543744
so he has CTE and is a drug addict, probably steals from rose directly or by "being her manager"
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>>77543514
the 49-1 poster is australian too, which is all i need to know
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>>77543701
whats so meme about them
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>>77543745
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>>77543792
what is your maximum bench press?
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>>77542830
>REEE I DONT WANT UFC TO GAIN ANY NEW VIEWERS REEEEE
>>
>>77543830
silly john you already know what my maximum bench press is

how much does your cousin bench now
>>
who is your favorite non-male MMA fighter of the month?
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>>77543830
135lbs 1 rep

I can easily max rep 100lbs tho.
>>
>>77543830
>>77543887
is this the same person by any chance

is phil here?
is john here?
eric you here too?
>>
>>77543887
>>
Who is the most overrated fighter in the history of each division?

>HW: Fedora
>LHW: DC
>MW: Weedman
>WW: Condit
>LW: Eddie Alvarez
>FW: Fronkie
>BW: Faber
>>
has anyone here been banned from /r/mma?
>>
>>77544023
twice
>>
>>77544023

>Posting on leddit

Delet yourself
>>
>>77544023
no i've never been there, i'd get banned the 1st day just acting normal/not trying to be edgy at all
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>>77544011
>DC
He's only ever lost to Jon and he used to dominate heavyweight at 5'10''. How the fuck is he overrated?
FW: Frankie only lost to Aldo recently.
BW is Barao
>>
Conor McGregor
>>
>>77544011
>FW: Fronkie
most overrated? lol
>>
>>77544064

And he only beat Rumble and Gus who were actually good at LHW

Frankies best wins at 145 are Mendes and Swanson, everyone else he's beaten was a can

Atleast Barao was champ unlike Faber
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>>77544011

Eddie overrated? Literally nobody will ever even say he is good, though.
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>>77544077
The dude was heeming everyone at HW at fucking 5'10''. And he beat EVERYONE that was put in front of him at LHW besides the literal GOAT. I don't like DC but he's a great fighter and definitely not overrated.

>>77544086
Eddie ended the Pettis meme and that's good enough for me
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>>77544086
Schaub literally said he's on the mount Rushmore of MMA. Unironically, multiple times.
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>>77544092

>The dude was heeming everyone at HW at fucking 5'10''

So is Mark Hunt, is Hunto the GOAT now?
>>
>>77543744
>>77543767
Are they still together? Did they ever get married? I remember he proposed to her right before she had a fight.
>>
>>77544077
Frankie's had 7 fight's at featherweight you mong. Mendes and Swanson are the best in the division apart from him, Aldo, Max. Do you not get how retarded you sound? He's "only' beaten number 2 & 3. Same with DC. Charles Oliveira and who the fook is dat guy aren't cans.

Also
>judging fighters based on records not skills
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>>77544100
>roadkillhunto.jpg
DC never lost a match at HW
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>>77544102
They're back together according to the article.

>>77544100
Hunto is .500.

>>77544092
Pettis won that fight.
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>>77544102

>BEFORE a fight

Did this really happen?

That is such a shit time to do it
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>>77544111

>Charles Oliveira and who the fook is dat guy aren't cans.

Oliveira is the definition of a can and Stpehens is 5-5 at FW

CANS
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>>77544093
MMAunt Rushmore is
Fedor
Jones
Anderson
GSP
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>>77544137

>Fedor
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>>77544092
>Eddie ended the Pettis meme
No he bloody didn't. That was RDA. Eddie hugged him against thet cage for a boring 3 round fight that got him a split decision
>>
>>77544129
if can to you means anyone outside of the top five sure, you dumb nigger
>>
>>77544145

Frankie is hilariously overrated, MUH ROCKY
>>
Apparently UFC 214 did around 850,000 buys lads is MMA DONE FOR? though it would break 900k at least
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>>77544142
True, but Eddie made sure Memettis never makes a comeback
>>
Bisping is overrated
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>>77544162

Here he is
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>>77544162
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>>77544086
> Literally nobody will ever even say he is good, though.

HA
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It just occurred to me that most of the guys you see in their athletic prime right now probably wont look that different in 30 years because of TRT
>>
>these plebs actually arguing that Frankie is overrated
>>
List of actual GOATS

HW: Stipe
LHW: Jones
MW: BisGOAT
WW: GSP
LW: Bj Penn
FW: Conor
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
>>
>>77544177

I still think Australia is that dumb on purpose. The dude actually argues the opposite of what is likely in almost every single fight.
>>
>>77544177
A daily reminder that that's the idiot bulgarian schaubposter ruining my reputation
>>
>>77544011
>HW: DC
>LHW: Chael
>MW: Silva
>WW: Penn
>LW: Alvarez
>FW: McGegor
>BW: Barao
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>>77544191
daily reminder that you are literally the same person
>>
>>77544201

>FW: McGegor

Yeah i mean he only beat Mendes, Aldo and Max

Literally all bums right
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>>77544203
At least I don't post Sch*ub
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>>77544189
I don't think so. I mean when you think of Australians you don't think of legendary fighters do you? They can't fight and as result no nothing about fighting.
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>>77544052
>>77544047
>>77544053

i used to go there every now and again, I hadn't been there in a while turns out I was banned for posting pic related

fuck leddit never again
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>>77544169
it's just 1 spammer with different proxies
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>>77544211
>Connor
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>Anyone that dislikes Bisping is the spammer
Lmao bud, lol!
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>>77544218
and this is one of them
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>>77544204
I don't think his win over Max really means anything. He was fast-tracked to a title which he never defended and I doubt he could have continued to make weight much longer. There's no telling what his career would be like if he'd had to move up and take the hard road to the lightweight title.
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>>77544248

>I don't think his win over Max really means anything

he was literally the last person to beat Max and he did it with one leg
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>>77544232
honestly dude, just jumping around on different proxies doesn't have the effect you think it does.
when you really dedicate yourself to a specific one, more people notice. nobody really gives a fuck if bulgaria, kenya and australia don't like fighter X and think he's bad

it makes me sad to see you invest so much time and effort into something that you don't seem to do very well. make actual arguments about fighters if you want to piss people off for gods sake dude lol
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>>77544260
>did it with one leg

>literally threw more kicks than any other fight
>literally wrestlefucked 16 year old max

yeah, that win matters now.
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>>77544272

Are you trying to imply he wasnt actually injured?
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>>77544207

It's a gimmick, he's trying to personalityfag. Got himself the nickname Rondasperg for doing with with ronda vs nunes.
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>>77544278
I'm implying he had two working legs.
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Reminder that if you hate McGregor you need to go back to. leddit
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>>77544286
fuck that fight ducking faggot
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>>77544271
Relax bud, dont get worked up. Bulgaria is my bro, hates Rumble Johnson for having a rabbit heart and tells it like it is.
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>>77544294
I'm just sayin, it's less effective is all
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BASED HERB "IF HE DIES, HE DIES" DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bisping haters and Conor haters should just come together as one and start sklebposting instead
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>>77544298
<-----Gooby!
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>>77544293
He hasn't ducked anybody
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>>77544304

lol love gooby
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Conor did indeed duck Frankie, anyone that denies this is a fucking moron
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>>77544317
except frankie and the entire lw division
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>>77544177
BTFO
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>>77544333
Frankie lost to Aldo whom he beat in 13 s, you're delusional if you think he would beat Conor

And I'm not sure how pursuing a 100m+ fight with Floyd means his ducking the LW division, he'll be back after that's done and he'll defend then
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>>77544333
chkd trips of truth
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>>77544354

>mma math
>current year

fucking stop it dork
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>>77544354
>the aussie that is always wrong
lel

>you're delusional if you think he would beat Conor

I think you might be surprised, my man
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>>77544354
Aldo wasn't gonna wrestle with Conor and Frankie had a nice winstreak until Aldo decision ed him after Conor left. Styles make fights, look what mendes did until he gassed
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>>77544177
Conor haters are so pathetic lmao
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this place is so fucking stupid sometimes I can't even comprehend. point in case >>77544354
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>>77544362

mma math is literally never wrong though
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>>77544354
>mma math
And he's trying to get his money before he loses to khabib/tony and the only relatively big fight for him would be the 3rd diaz fight which no one would give a fuck about at that point
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>frankie pitter patter edgar beating conor

kek, this manlet would get flatlined
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>>77544379
I'll believe it when I see it.
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>>77544379
He has better cardio than mendes and is alot more durable, casuals like you forget what frankie did at LW
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>>77541492
Alan Jouban in the comments lmao
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>>77544373
>Ronda beats Zingano
>Zingano beats Nunes
>Nunes beats Ronda
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>>77544393

>haha hey felice get your ass out it'll be funny hahaha
>hahah hey felice put this in your mouth
>suck this it'll be sooo funny xD
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>>77544389
gray maynard almost knocked frankie out. GRAY MAYNARD

what do you think someone with actual technique and timing will do to frankie
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>>77544403

Maynard almost heem'd Fronkie twice
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Dear faggots ITT

Frankie vs Conor will NEVER happen
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>>77544393
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>>77544418
exactly, Conor's ducking him
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>>77544418
thanks captain cuck
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>>77544418
if conor won it would be "frankie is too old"
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>>77544403
>>77544412
Those shots that landed on Frankie would have KO'D most men, look how he came back from that damage. He beat Benson Henderson who happened to make easy work of Diaz. I wonder how Henderson vs McGregor would go too
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>>77544424

why is she such a sloot
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>>77544459

>He beat Benson Henderson

Not officially
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Does anyone have ufc poland pre fightsale code?
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>>77544365
>look what mendes did
https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12239616/chad-mendes-gets-two-year-suspension-from-usada-for-testing-positive
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>>77544369
you're right this place is stupid. look at how embarrassing conor doubters are >>77544177
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>>77544462
i didn't know ufc fighter felice herrig was born in ireland
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>>77544491

She was born in America which means she is totally """irish""" my guy
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Frankie will get perma heem'd by Max

Trust me my dad works for the UFC
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>>77544462
attention whoring so she can get extra promotion in the UFC, shame no one told her she's ugly as fuck
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>>77544477
That was after he fought frankie amirite? How did that fight go?
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>>77544503

Even on her TUF season one of the first things she did was take off her slut panties and hang them over Pettis' name in the locker room. Then encouraged other girls to do it, because "hehe so cute and sexy ;P"

cringe
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>>77544462
Because she was always in that weird zone where guys can't really tell if they are attracted to her or not because of the squinty eyes and man-jaw. So she acts extra slutty to trick guys into wanting her.
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<---Gooby
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>>77544459
you mean the same henderson that went to bellator and LOST? lmao @ this goof being some great
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>>77539239
At the end of the day I've dedicated myself to my craft, the sport of mixed martial arts. My team have done a tremendous job.
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>>77544523
Styles make fights, do you remember his fight with Nate? He's got good control
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>>77544517
this is what I was gonna say
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>>77541492
Hahahahah holy shit this is hilarious. I read the story first on some article but they miss the good bits
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>>77544517

This is so correct it sort of blows my mind.

I've literally thought exactly those things, not sure if attractive but i'd plug her butthole because shes a sloot.
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The chin has to be tucked buddeh
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>>77544562
>put_a_coaster_down_for_chrissake.png
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>>77544566
Fuck Bisping, disrespectful little shit.
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>>77544582
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>>77544586
Dont ever mistreat karyn you swine!
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>>77544608
Karyn can take the bants, she literally said as much on Twitter and bantsed back during commercials
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>>77544618
I hope you are right, she's a saint
>>
>>77544621
Lol whiteknighting a teleprompter reader
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>>77544615
lose
>>
>>77544627
Not at all, Bisping is well known for crossing the line
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>>77544632
lol virgin
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>>77544638
Sorry disappoint, but a virgin I am not
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>>77544621
Check her twitter, she's not a prissy little faggot
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>>77544632
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>>77544648
I think youd be surprised
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>>77544662
>When that fucking guy walks in h...
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>>77541954
PURE
U
R
E
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>>77544681

I can't believe he chose to wear that shirt too, looks like a fucking hospital gown. How btfo can you be

The buildup, event, and aftermath to this was just so perfect and Luke was just fucking off the scales BTFO.
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>>77541954
MASSIVE FOREHEAD
>>
>>77544696
I kinda feel bad for Luke, he wanted to squash the beef right after the fight but Bisping kept poking him
>>
>>77544709

He didn't, he was salty as fuck when Bisping tried to shake hands and so Bisping just went full bants mode on him.

Remember Luke said something like "no, i already shook your hand" when bisping tried? (he hadn't, he was just dizzy from getting ktfo)
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>>77543547
Ferguson via 1st round Twister
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The chin has to be tucked buddeh
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>>77544726
Well C'mon he just got knocked out and lost his belt, he shook Bisping's hand and gave credit but he didn't give him his space. Save it for the press conference. Also was that the last open press conference with multiple fighters?
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Best fighter in the ufc
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>>77544746
200 and 201 had one. 199 was definitely the most notable.
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>>77544762
200 was the first time they started doing separate pressers
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>>77544762
I miss post fight scrum with uncle Dana the most
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>>77544746

I'm not gonna say Bisping wasn't a doucher after this but contrary to your point, he had just won the UFC belt after a long career, after KOing the champ in round 1 with a 2 week camp.

I think there were a couple more. I always enjoyed the post fight press conferences in that format, they're boring as fuck now.
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>>77544772
They had a separate one for Brock but everyone else was in the same one afterwards
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>>77544755
the game son that show look like so much fun
>>
Thirty minutes, gang.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/9/16118298/live-chat-paulie-malignaggi-fallout-may-mac-updates-mma-news-and-notes
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>mfw watch ufc fights and listen to jow rogans podcast
>mfw decide to start training mma
>mfw start out humble because everybody in the world says guys that train will heem the shit out of anyone that doesnt
>first day end up tapping purple and brown belts repeatedly
>first day the kickboxing coach is sending his best guys at me and theyre losing

And who says you cant learn how to fight by watching ufc?!
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When this thread hits 500, just go to this one instead of making a new one: >>77536465

Thank you.
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>>77544840
nice try spammer
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>>77544840
The OP doesn't matter you idiot, put a little more effort next time and we might join
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>>77544860
>OP doesn't matter
>put a little more effort next time and we might join
Lol what?
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>>77544827
i train bellator and mollywhop most guys at my gym
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>>77544869
If the OP is so important to you put a little more effort
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>>77544906
It's not important to me bud but it is to you
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>>77542103

both great strikers, but holm is not accurate enough to hang back and she's trying to punch her way into the clinch.
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>>77544755
what is this show called
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>>77544935
I'm not the one begging for people to join my shit thread yesterday, sort out some priorities my man
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>>77542103
>for the illegal kick to the head when De Randamie had both hands on the canvas.
Wasn't an illegal kick
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>>77545006
You care about the OP more than anyone.
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>>77544755
wait a sec is that cm punk
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>>77545035
If I did I'd create one and beg people to join, kinda like how you did
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>>77544755
>The absolute state of mandrama
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>>77545061
so it is cm punk lmao is that guy good at anything
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NEXT:

>>77536465
>>77536465
>>77536465
>>77536465
>>77536465
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>>77545074
>>77545074
He was good at talking
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>>77545084
LOL look at this loser, so desperate!
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>>77545084
Nobody is using that thread spammer
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Real new
>>77545099
>>77545099
>>77545099
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>>77545097
So you're going to waste a thread? I'm not even the person who made it. I just want things to function smoothly. Be a retard and waste a thread if you want.
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>>77544141

but he won that fight.
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>>77545114
You're pathetic dude lol
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>>77544418
Too be fair, the male physic is impressive.

Womens physique just isnt.
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>>77544191
There's actual people behind that and not some bot hired to shill for Brandon Shaw?
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>>77543457
true, beats volkov he's on a 5 fight win streak, at HW
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>>77544827
knowledge is key, now all you need in instinct and balance
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