/heem/ - Natty Goat Edition

fav fem fighter?

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*blocks your thread*

This loser is HERE ALL DAY

Just imagine

>>77549759
schaub

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>>77549745
>ywn be natty borrachina status

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>>77549786
*record scratch*
That fat guy in the middle ? Yes that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, well it all started one day when a young black guy said to me "I bet I could take you down"....

>>77545287
struve doesn't even have a bigger reach than jones, schilt has 4 inches on him, being so tall actually fucked him cause he cant go down to lhw

Who is your favorite current ufc champion?

>>77549872

Struve is also a chinlet though

>>77549872
Struve should be the #1 p4p fighter but his striking is Bethe tier

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>>77549881

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will rose become champion?

Are there any fights on tognith?

>>77549905
Why, he's a gangly lanklet Jon Jones and semmy shilt are built more similarly if you look at their bodies. Struve is just a twig made to get cut down.

>>77549759
For me, its Albu

>>77549812
lmao

>>77549979
yeah panthers vs texans

favorite ufc event of alll time?

if borrachina gets #exposed im gonna kill myself

can johny become champ again?

>>77550091
>Getting exposed by big pigg

>>77550101
If the new mandrama owners decide to book GSP vs. him at MW then yeah probably.

>>77550055
Preseason handegg is so disappointing. You watch it only because you can't wait for the real thing but it is too watered down to enjoy it

>>77550091
If he loses his career is over, but deservedly so.

>>77550116
why's this faggot doing this

>>77550127
that's him signing the agreement to fight bisping

>>77550124
its better than nothing. i wonder if there's enough heem nfl fans to make a heem fantasy league. that'd be a fun 3rd league for me

>>77550149
why don't you try asking in the discord faggot

>>77550127
>thats a fight with bisping cuz tyrone wont pay me nothin

I wonder if GSP's injury gave him clearance to use HGH or other recovery-oriented PEDs

>>77550158
i'd rather not. thanks for the invite tho

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And don't you ever forget it

>>77550149
no there aren't cause the nfl is shit, the only thing gayer is people who play fantasy football. I'd literally knock you out right now if you were infront of me.

>>77550149
I played fantasy only in 2015 season, I've found it too distracting during actual games.
Funny how out of all my players Denver Defense which I picked out of homerism ended up scoring me most points

Who should Aspen Ladd fight next?

who should cynthia calvillo face next?

>>77550270

Me

>>77550270
my dick

Who should Rose Namajunas face next?

>>77550116
>geriatric signs his insurance check

>>77550298
:^)

>>77550124
american goofball very popular in Poland these days...

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Guys I have been on an deserted for the last five years and somehow can't use Google now. Can you tell me who the current undisputed middleweight champion is?

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thoughts on joanne calderwood's next move? another fight at 125 pousdn?

Bobby Knuckles

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>>77550209
>too distracting during actual games
do you have no attention span at all?

>>77550369
conor mcgregor

>>77550369
Dan Henderson.

>>77550369
Tyron Woodley

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>>77550376

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>>77550369
alexa grasso

>>77550369
Go to UFC.com.

>>77550418
>literally Joe Pesci with a wig

>>77550369
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/

>>77550418
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXl1q-eFqRy

>>77550091
>exposed by overweight WW
I just don't see it happening. Johny is deep into the downswing of his career. Borrachinha is just getting started. MW could use a strong new prospect so for that reason I hope he runs through big pigg.

>>77550376
up and down on my dick

>>77550369
Anderson The Spider Silva

>>77550404
I'd find myself checking the fantasy results during every commercial and wanting other teams to do well which us a no no. At least I didn't pick any p*triots or chefs for my roster

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>>77550418
>>77550437
>literally casey neistat with a vagina

What's the best event of 2017 so far?

>>77549745
Gay.

Not maculane just homosexual to the veiwing public.'

>>77550056


ufc 84

>>77550571
Big Brown Breakdown live

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>>77550414
Glad to hear! He must have beat that bum Bisping again. Hendo bless.

>>77550578
Meet me in an atmosphere & you want to rage?

I will drive my house key into your brain matter.

>>77550540
The GOAT Middleweight Champion of the world in vlogging, senpai

>>77550051
thats a long tail

what animal is she

>>77550056
205

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>>77550540
>>77550437
accept cynthia into your heart and you will be happier in all parts of your life

>>77550149
im in
usually play one every year with spee bros
id play one with goofs
>anything othwr than a yahoo league

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Who is your favorite THICC fight-fu?

Pic related for me

>>77550056
208

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>>77550696

https://twitter.com/gifs_mma/status/895328939974967296/video/1

>>77550681
kek, i dont get the complaints about yahoo. i like yahoo. they have a good desktop experience and a good app

>>77550056
favorite ufc event was bellator 155

>>77550739
don't see a problem with what skeeeup said

>>77550749
yahoo is what i prefer is what is being implied
fuck jewspn or whatever else there is

>>77550777
was she paid for this? are there more?

>>77549780
His arms are so short

>>77550056
I forgot the number but the one where JBJ fought Machida. Little Nog broke Tito's ribs, Frank broke big Nog's arm and then the night ended with Jones flopping Lyoto on the canvas. I had a violence boner for a week after that

>>77550802
apparently she will do anything for a few hundred bux

i promised her i wouldnt show any of the other pics i took

>>77550270
Waterson

>>77550663
How can you be a 9 and a 5 at the same time though?

>>77550777
>white girls (male)
>ass
pic one.

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>>77550889
she's an enigma

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>I'm a good person

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what's the best current meme on heem and why is it B I G G Ladd?

>>77550975
>fave fem fighter xD look at me lads I stalk aspen ladd's instagram all day xD

Dude I mean this with love but you need to grow up and move out of your mom's house.

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>>77550975
she lives in the woods with her family and murders backpackers

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how do we go from this...

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>>77551004
pat barry, an alcoholic pill addict ruined rose's life

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>Dana White answers: Who is the UFC’s Mike Tyson?
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ronda-rousey/dana-white-answers-who-is-the-ufcs-mike-tyson/

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Through this...

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what if Tuss drank 8 beers and then farted the next day?

>>77551079
dude, you're 31 act your fucking age

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>>77550998
she's so meme'able
>meme name
>weight miss meme
>undefeated meme
>weird face meme
>living in the forest meme
only thing that could make it better would be if she can win fights

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to this?

Bisping and Hardy are just jealous showtime didnt hire them.

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>>77551034

>“Our Tyson was Ronda (Rousey), man,” said White (transcribed by MMA Junkie). “Ronda had this aura of invincibility that we’ve never seen before. That’s why everyone was calling Ronda our Mike Tyson because she was the most dominant athlete on the planet.

>>77551102
she has that very unfortunate chloe moretz body type

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>>77551101
not sure who you are referring to

>>77551131
>there's more than one Canadian
Sorry bud, not today

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>>77551121
difference is that she did it on purpose. she used to be thing when she was at 125 but all that weight she put on went straight to the fridge body

>>77551114
>the most dominant athlete on the planet
for sure that last win over bethe correia was the stuff of legend

>>77551145
Your obsession with her is creepy

>>77551216
she looks like a grown up 8 year old?

>>77551102
that a lot of sweaty pussy for one imagine, probably like 40lbs worth

>>77551216
she looks like someone but I cant quite put my finger on it, maybe the retard from the goonies

thank you for deleting the NSFW rose images.

let's hope she doesn't get deleted by joanna.

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>>77551235
its the massive forehead

>>77551237
lol

>>77551288
no, Gustuffson's wife has a massive forehead

>>77551301
no she doesn't you weirdo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXkNLh8gD6z/?hl=en&taken-by=antoniamoa

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>>77551288
Has Rogan ever confirmed the bite power and ferocity of the average dog of this type?

>>77551216
Jessica eye is actually hot even for a fighter desu. Surprised there isn't an autist spamming her more

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Post GOATS

>>77551333
just wait til she beats the shit out of PVZ

Niko Price

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>>77551324

>>77551257
joe swanson

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>>77551324

>>77551370
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXacFlTgRLT/?hl=en&taken-by=antoniamoa

>>77551357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps5YIfofjOk

try not to cringe watching this
jessica eye should kill herself if she loses

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The only reason I even know about Aspen Ladd is her big fucking forehead.
She could easily make 115 without it.

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>>77551370

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>>77551324
>>77551395
>>77551399
>>77551416

>>77551395
slow internet at work, swear to god the forehead loaded firs, had to wait half a second for the rest haahah

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>>77551413
she would die trying to make 115 but she could make 125 again with like 5 months of proper dieting down

>>77551395

I wanna cum on her forehead tbhonest

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>>77551477
forehead h8rs in shambles

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>Aspen who?

Who should Ashley "The Spider Monkey" Yoder fight next?

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>>77551476
>she could make 125 again with like 5 months of proper dieting down
tons of laxatives for sure

>>77550056
UFC 92

Great card and for sentimental reasons.

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>>77551513
>no Gabi Garcia

>>77551513
post something from your clawja folder :3

Mods been deleting the nude Rose pic kek

Who is the best female striker?

>>77551513
>no Miyuu folder

>>77551627
you realize this is a blue board and thats a nsfw pic right?

>>77551627
even bloodyelbow posted it with an article lol

>>77551633
JJ

>>77551633
shevchenko

>>77551558
Delete that gif this instant

>>77551627
just checked a bunch of other websites, it's on all of them, really makes you think

/heem/ is deader than kimbo, really separating the wheat from the chaff (the casuals from the real fight fanatics)

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>>77551805

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>>77551805
i wish grasso posting was more meme'able

Bigg Pigg is getting murdered against natty goat, right?

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>>77551827
no, steaks will be on his side

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Based NBK

Guys I have been on an deserted for the last five years and somehow can't use Google now. Can you tell me who the current undisputed bantamweight champion is?

>>77551935
Phil Davis

>>77551917
now that is Safe For Work

>>77551890
>coffee company

Welp he's gonna go broke

/heem/ I deserve a money fight

>>77552024
his dad has money and connections

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>>77551827
was this you, Mr. scroatbro?

>>77552052

Bro you're 3-2 with all your wins by split decisio

>>77550056
199 because I was there

>>77551917
Reminder that chick was wearing a didger hat and some hater bawston bitch photoshopped that red sox logo on. You think blonde pawgs like that exist on the east coast? lol

>>77551805
/heem/ is like the stock market

>>77551477
easy clean up

Does having big arms translate to stronger punching power? I've got 17.25 inch guns, would I be able to heem most people on the street with one good punch? I also weigh 250.

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Goodnight /heem/ I'm off to bed, I will make sure to dream of all you lovely boys tonight no homo <3

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>>77552082

No, the only darkies I post are girls.

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hnnnnng

>>77552392
Cute boy

>>77552366
wouldeat

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>>77552413

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>Saves lives on his vacation
How can people hate this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacrLhytaBM

Is there any otherMMA podcasts worth listening too? I tried to listen to Bas and Mauro but Mauro's voice was too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzTQRyvmdgo

>>77552328
Her fights are fixed.

>>77552494
>>77541492
Starts with "I'm driving everyone crazy getting up early going for runs getting ready for GSP"

Amazing how fast that 4-6 month injury just miraculously healed now that Yoel isn't the #1 contender and he can fight another retiree in GSP

>>77552494
you gonna keep copy and pasting this? nobody cares. this is gonna be your only (you)

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>>77552494
I'm giving him a you just because you a jackass>>77552549

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>>77552540
He is not doing a full camp on vacation

>>77552549
I genuinely don't understand why they hate him. Even Uriah Faber knows he's a decent guy.

1:09:48
"I heard you the first time you fucking midget!" And proceeding to make Willow jokes at Faber, classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbbku4b4G_E

>>77552595
Any other good MMA podcasts?

>>77552494
studradio

>>77552392

nice.
can we get Alexa Grasso next?

>>77552688
Faber does look like Willow. That's spot on.

>>77552494
Thanks for sharing

>>77552494
Big Brown Breakdown

>>77552700
That trainer from team alpha male? eeeh

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>>77552720

>>77552392
Gross

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>>77552721
No problem buddeh

>>77552746
He interrupts people and is an idiot.

Chael Sonnen's podcasts are pretty good

>>77552813
this, fuck bisping

>>77552813
This, today was a good episode. Kevin Lee was the guest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMr1aWYCaM8

>>77552813
why doesn't he have a youtube channel for Uploads like JRE?

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>>77552494
basedping

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>>77552813
I can't stand his voice mang

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>aayyy what the fuck conor made me suck dick for crack

>>77552888
kek

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>when the succ aint what you thought

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GSP is going to Prove How USADA'd he has become

>>77552714
>can we get Alexa Grasso next?
I would literally jack off to a pic of Grasso like that

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Reminder Bisping lost to Chael P. Sonnen

>>77552919
and Wanderlei Silva

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Miesha Tate's pics were better

Dan Henderson is the rightful MW champ.

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>>77552925
And is now the middleweight champion of the world

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What did SKEEUP mean by this?

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>>77552937
McMann's bunda was better.

>>77552956
skeeep is a fucking casual

>>77552956
based skeeup, no doubt posts here

>>77552974
i wish i still had fight pass so that i could look through her fights for more bunda webms

>>77552984
>>77552990
(shouts)

>>77552919
>Tramp stamp
dropped

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keep it honest with me. is she on the juice?

>>77553186
spammer confirmed for retarded

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/9/16122844/nevada-commission-to-vote-on-lighter-gloves-for-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor

Eh

wheres the goofy guy that accidentally walked into endgame zone?

>>77553281
It's almost like Mayweather doesn't want the easy win.

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>>77550734
women's heavyweight division fucking WHEN

>>77553337
I said this the other day, much to the dismay of the various homosexuals that browse this very thread.

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>>77553337
already exists and a 160lb woman (Reina) will hold the belt before 2018

>>77553186
Abs =/= steroids lardo

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>>77553384
sure about that?

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>mfw Gooby heems Paulie in MSG

>>77553296
He's more used to 8oz anyway isn't he?

>>77553452
Yeah, he even says he regrets not fighting ODLH with 8oz gloves

>>77553382

holy fuck, you'd think you'd get off the juice when it became obvious you were cranking yourself into a different gender. mental illness.

Which fighters go to your gym?
Mine:
Pearl Gonzalez (everyday)
Belal Mohammed (once a week)
Rampage (often)
Yair (rarely)
Guida (rarely)

It's crazy to think that mma is still so small that if you train at all you're pretty much going to train with a pro at some point if you go to a decent gym

>>77553415
Apelike features like those exhibited in the blonde chimp lady paige vanzant are a sign of sub-humanity

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>>77552366
here you go m8
>>77552392
nice gyno fag

would conor get disqualified if he raises his legs to "scare" Mayweather and throw him off for opening?

is there a way that MayMac gets cancelled but somehow everybody makes a lot of money anyways?

>>77553566
hed get a warning first time and then point deductions after, immediate dq if kick lands

>>77553566
>>77553595
how, just like moving his hips like machida and silva do sometimes, how is that illegal

>>77553566
I'm not sure but I watched mayweather vs the Argentinian dude and I distinctly remember him feinting the knee to scare mayweather and he didn't get warned

>>77553595
not throwing shit, just raising legs or tiny upknee movements to outawkward conai

>>77552974
Amazing... mcmann is a babe

lmao this thread is fuckin dope

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>>77553729
put down the weed bud

>>77552024
Idk, if somebody can make money selling coffee, I bet you a dime that Carlos conduit. ;)

>>77552052
I'll give you a banana peel to fight a bum.

>>77553729
it's the same like every other. 50 people talking to themselves.

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>>77553908
nobody asked u jackass

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Who is your favorite boxer?

>>77554001
Conor Mcgregor

>>77550056
189

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>>77554011
<----Gooby!

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>>77549745
The true natty GOAT

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>>77554001
Beef
Is
Gross
Unethical and
Yucky

>>77554037
right now you got your little beady eyes locked on the eyes of the world's toughest son of a bitch!

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why hasn't Dana signed the savior of the women's 145 division yet?

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>77554221
Pinoy as fugg

>>77554225
Rampage, Rashid just wanted to retreat to his domicile

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BACK UP SAM ALVEYYYYYYYY FLAVOR FLAV

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Would you get KOd on purpose just to get some attention from the thicc sports commission girl?

hey do any of you have a webm of TJ stutter stepping into his takedowns against john lineker?

>>77554037
For
Only
Retards
You
Only
Ugly

>>77554254
she looks like a burn victim but I still wonder if her butthole would make a good enswell

>>77554274
I'm dying

just got out of hospital lads. i was sparring and got heemed by a jab, trainer said i was out cold for like 5 minutes and they had to call the paramedics.

doctors said my brain MRI looked like a picture of a swiss cheese. gave me 2 years tops before i'm gonna need assistance getting out of bed in the morning

>>77554328
good luck swiss beats

>>77554274


>not even a draw on twitch

>>77554339
>too straight
>beard to small
>skin too dark
>no enough custom art crap spewed everywhere
>not in sub chat
duh

>>77554328
how do you afford MRI? that shit is like 800 bucks even with Obamacare

>>77554328
will you still be doing analysis on mayweather mcgregor?

1030PST heem already ded

smdh

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Deep down in your heart you know he's the only natty GOAT in all of MMA ever.

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Reminder that Amanda is going to retain the belt after beating Valentina again

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>>77554498
here you go my guy. sounds like you need a heeminder

>>77554526
alvey trying to race to 20 ufc fights.

>>77554541
absolutely disgusting

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>>77554248
>>77554254

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>>77554328
>heemed by a jab

>>77554383
i remember when i didn't have insurance and i had to pay $1,600.

I left the fucking hospital like,,,bruh...

>>77554383
>>77554657
>living in a second world country

>>77554526
Le boring split decision man. Can somebody please heem him again? It's the only way hes in an exciting fight

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>>77554710

Guys, I just started fighting – how do I win my first sparring session? Any dirty tricks?

>>77554713
he never gets heemed, Brunson fight was an early stoppage. Another fun fact about Alvey: he has never been on a ppv, not even on the prelims. He has only been on tv cards, mostly fight nights

>>77554723
Eye poke your sparring partners. They'll applaud you for your craftiness and testicular fortitude

>>77554748
Funniest thread in ages.

>>77554563
unironically looking most forward to Titan FC (Canadian MMA) and Glory. Both of those companies are always a good time.

>>77554748
lol

>>77554751
shut the fuck up

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>>77554748
Herro fleak bitches

>>77554721
50 years ago
>>77554723
have loose and get fun
>>77554752
we got some RoadFc on youtube tommorrow night

>>77554738
Can't do that with 16 oz gloves.

>>77554773
>wearing pillows and not sparring bare knuckle to build up calcite in the hands

lmao @ you

>>77554772
fuckin a, around what time

>>77554759
I said the same to your grandmother while i was plastering her anus

Ill fucking gnaw at your insides, bitch

>>77554781
If you talk shit again I'll seriously knock you out. I'm not fucking joking.

>>77554773
so are you boxing or kickboxing or what faggot, don't call it fighting if you don't have 4 ounce gloves on. Anyway you should power double the guy lay on the GnP.

>>77554787
Sorry

>>77552392

>ywn choke her completely naked body inconscious as your dick is buried inside her writhing ass and she weakly taps your arms to submit

Why even live on this fucking planet, man.

>>77554777
midnight PT i believe

huggy bear and a bunch of meme HW fighters

>>77554812
At least it's something, I'll keep an eye out

>>77552392
for an athlete thats a shitty figure, if it wasn't for the developed rhomboids you couldn't even tell she trained

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There's only one Conor McGregor
And there's no fighter better
And he's gonna knock out Floyd Mayweather
So Floyd watch out cause the Irish coming
You can talk all you want but you'll do nuttin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXtqNNB77g

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<----gooby!

>>77554795
It'd turn me on. Imagine her tight little tushy pushing into your dick as she struggles to escape. Imagine the mixed smell of her natural feminine fragrance with the terror pheromones in the air. And after she's out you can slowly and cautiously squeeze her breasts, and touch her wherever you want.

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>>77554892
Bisping is champ and there's nothing you can do about it buddeh

>>77554897
what gives you the impression i don't like bisping

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>>77554899
Because you're a faggot and I could heem you within 1 round

>>77554925
Well come fuckin do it then pussy

>>77554925
Hey pussy you still there

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>>77554950
You don't want none if this jon

https://youtu.be/8sRQO-s53Ss

Do you guys hear the fear in Schwab's voice

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>>77550739

This absolute idiot makes me sick